/bun/ - bunny general

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short disclaimer: posts about eating/harming buns are not welcome, kindly take it elsewhere! this thread is for rabbit owners and lovers to enjoy, please don't derail with off topic posts or negativity.

general rabbit care resources:
https://rabbit.org/audiences/for-ne<wbr>w-owners/
https://www.best4bunny.com/bunny-ca<wbr>re/
https://wabbitwiki.com/wiki/Main_Pa<wbr>ge
https://www.raising-rabbits.com/rab<wbr>bit-care.html

bunny youtube channels:
https://rentry.org/bunnyvideos

Mine is cuter than yours.

I also have given a name to a cute chipmunk that hangs out with us in the back yard. I call him Chippy.

On day 3 with my newly adopted bonded pair. INCREDIBLY shy and skittish boys. Hard to tell if I'm making progress with them, as they still immediately dart to their hidey houses every time I enter the room. Just hope I'm not doing anything wrong.

>>4790806
All rabbits start like that for a while, just keep on having your presence be known. Try laying down and seeing if they get curious enough to sniff you as you'll be closer to their level, or having treats to give them by hand.

happiness is a bunny with a little broccy

So my li'l kootboot rolled over on his side earlier. He hasn't done that before that I've seen. Still wouldn't let me touch his tummy for whatever reason. But I suppose that means he is getting even more comfortable here. He made the cute little chirpy noises too.

My only slight issue with him is that he just HATES any confined space so much that I can't really convince him to get into a crate for me to take him on a bunventure. But, eh, he's pretty much doing great hanging out mostly in the backyard anyway. It's not like I really want to drive much and risk us getting killed by some stupid Tesla anyway.

>>4790817
Thanks for the encouragement! I will try that as soon as I make my bedroom safe enough to do so. Just need my NIC grids to arrive so I can barricade the underside of my bed. I know that early on like this, I probably wouldn't want to open their pen door anyway, but it's absolutely happening when they're ready and the space is ready. For now I'm leaving daily banana slices in places where I know they're watching from their hidey houses.

>>4781338
>>4780538
They grow so fast.
14 days old now.
Should they have names?

>>4791063
Cute a fluffy faces. Thanks for keeping us in the loop. And of course, they must be named.

>>4790753
i like when you can see the true length of the tail and it's cute when they have dirty feet

>>4791245
This it the runt I have been giving extra cat milk formula every day.
I am forced to stop opening the nest for some time, the other 7 kits will run out of the nest if the lid is lifted too often.
Tomorrow I will make a new nest that momma can jump down into, but is too deep for the kits to exit.

>>4792247
i am making that almost crying emoji face

>>4791253
Yeah, since I got my bun he seems to have improved a lot. Even though he's already an adult, I'm pretty sure he's gotten stronger, especially on the hind paws. He stretches out more, rolls around, has a good ol' time. I hate how much bun-doomsayer propaganda goes around! They can do amazing in a controlled outdoor environment.

>>4792253
The kits are more safe now in the new nest.
The ramp is too tall for them to get out. The floor is plastic grit so most of the poop and urine will fall down under the nest into a tray with wood pellets.
The nest temperature is also better now. In the summer, day heat is more dangerous than night cold.

>>4792834
how come you have kits? was it deliberate or an oopsie and how will you house them all

>>4792834
You're doing a good job! Kudos. Where I live, climate change seems to have made it colder than it used to be, so I don't have to worry about the heat as much. But if it gets too hot out in a month or two, I can let my boy hop inside the house. It's very good that I have a door directly by the backyard.

>>4792681
i mean parsley sorry dont kill me

>>4792958
WTF there's a little bunny growing on the big bunny!!

>>4792972
Do people actually take bunnies in to the vet to get immunizations? Seems a bit unnecessary. I think this comic is actually suggesting maybe NOT to do that.

>>4792918
Thanks
>>4792913
It is a learning experience for me. This it my first litter. The mom and kits are mongrel and not genetically related with my large white rabbits.
I want to make some new White-Land rabbits but have to wait a long time until they have the correct age. In the meantime I can gain experience with the smaller breed and use the time to build what is needed to house more.
It looks like the next step is to make 2 rabbit tractors so the mongrels can be split into a male and female team.

>>4792985
a lot of people take their rabbits in for regular checkup appointments! it will usually consist of nail clipping, weight and ear checks. ear checks are especially important for single rabbits or any rabbit with long/floppy ears such as lops. immunizations are usually a one time appointment and done by a 3 in 1 shot. i interpreted the message of the comic to be that although we know what's best for their health they see it a lot differently

I had a lot of extra mixed greens this week, shared a lot with the fuzzy man. He doesn't seem to be eating much if any of the spinach. Do they not like it?

>>4792985
The three vaccines are for diseases that are super nasty for rabbits and highly contagious. If you plan to have your rabbit go outside ever, it is a good idea to get it.

>>4793082
In my experience with my two rabbits, no. They're not big on spinach. It's not a particularly good vegetable for them anyway (high oxalic acid content).

>>4793092
Gotcha, okay, may do that then. How much does it cost, though? And how often is it needed? I mean, now that I think about it, I bet his previous owners probably got the immunization.

>>4793103
It's just a single shot. Unfortunately annual.

I don't give my rabbits the shot. I did at first when I had dreams of walking around the neighborhood with them, but after a couple years I realized the buns don't even like to go outside. It's stressful for one and the other one just doesn't seem to give a shit (she doesn't even seem to particularly like the feel of grass). They're both thoroughly lazy indoor buns.

However even with indoor buns I am careful to wash my hands before handling them if I've been outside doing stuff, ESPECIALLY if I meet any wild buns.

>>4793140
That's not the takeaway I got from that. Diseases and viruses evolve quickly, and rabbits aren't exactly known for having a sturdy constitution. They deal with threats to their existence by out-breeding them.

Confound it all Peter, have you been at Mr. McGregor's garden again?

>>4793570
>aggressively maintains eye contact.

Bunes are extra cute when their scleras are visible

>>4793140
They are definitely somewhat delicate. I walk slowly when in the Bun Zone since I don't want to accidentally hurt my li'l fuzzy man, but they also aren't total pushovers, either. I still have the scratch he put on my arm a month ago when I had to carry him down the driveway after first getting him.

I do have a concern now about my bunny garden, though. Maybe one of you can help. There are just a LOT of rolly pollies in the bun garden, and I feel like there are too many. They appear to be eating a lot of the leafage I'm planting, which is setting back my progress. I want to really make it so my bunny can get good varied nutrition without me having to give it to him directly and I can get good side dish and sandwich material without leaving the house.

How do I repel away some of the rolly pollies? Or are they good enough for the soil that it will pay off in the long run if I just leave them be even if they may slow my progress on growing leaf veggies?

>>4793935
he has seen things no bunny should see

>>4792985
Moon nigger here.
The comic's contect is that the human is saying that she has to go outside to work. The bun misintreprets it as the human having to have to go to the vet/experience what the bun goes through typically when going out.

>>4792253
>>4791267
Next time I will use a baby bottle instead of a syringe, the runt is getting bigger.

should I be worried because my bunnies never chewed on my cables or furnitures ? I adopted them 4 month ago<br>Maybe they’re just very polite

>>4794299
They chew on hay and toys made of wood

>>4794290
Yeah, some bunnies just aren't chewers. Might be due to their temperament and/or simply that you're doing a great job giving them things they're supposed to be chewing on.
I've had my buns for a week and it's been the same story so far. Once they start being brave and venturing outside the pen I'll keep an eye on my cord protectors, but I'm not worried. Their foster mom said they weren't big on destructive chewing and carpet digging.

I have wild rabbits running around in my backyard, is there anything I can do for them or should I just leave them alone?

>>4794290
Penut does not chew, her hobby is pulling out carpet threads. But she is not interested in cords, cables, or the collection of cedar furniture I have.

>>4793733
Polly’s actually only eat already dead/ decomposing matter. So your plants are already in their way out when they get to em.
>>4794472
They know what their doing. Take some cute pictures of them.

>>4793641
Pic related

>>4794478
I only managed to get the ass of one of them before it ran off. Luckily there aren't many cars around here, but I saw them cross the street once.

>>4794480
Cute!!!
Here’s one I saw at work the other day

>>4794355
Same anon here. Boy I sure spoke too soon. Today I found them pulling the stuffing out of the cat house/tower I got for them. I'm not 100% sure if that stuff is safe to ingest (pretty sure they haven't... yet) so I'm taking it away. Feels bad. Might reconstruct the intact pieces and use it as a bunhouse for outside the pen, once they're brave enough to venture out.

>>4790811
You're supposed to get more than one bunny, they're social animals

>>4794888
Getting another one in about a week and a half. Just waiting until the little is old enough to pick one out.

>>4794894
>Just waiting until the little is old enough to pick one out.
As in… kid?

>>4794999
Blue tongued skink. Fucking hate those fuckers.

>>4794999
A stray cat killed my bunny when I was a kid so cats
One of my previous bunnies would go on full alert whenever it noticed a cat nearby too and would keep stomping until I shooed it away

Is there a "right" way to get bunnies accustomed to a spinning ceiling fan? There is nothing that startles them more, and I feel terrible to have to turn it on when it gets warm. Should I just give up on using it entirely?

Found this little guy out in the garden the other day

>>4794242
Very good, glad the tiny one is catching up.

>>4794888
I personally want to get a second one eventually, but mine is doing well just playing with me and the backyard chipmunks.

>>4795013
My bunny was socialized with a cat and so doesn't mind them, but of course I'd only trust a well trained and well fed cat near him. My dad brought his dog over, and she didn't want to harm him, but he was still too scared, which is totally understandable. He just hid from her, so we had her stay in another room. I think if I really wanted to I could get them to get along, but I feel like it's probably good for him to be cautious around bigger animals.

>>4795171
I have two really small wild bunnies like this in my front yard currently. There was a rather big one that I haven't seen in a while and think has since moved somewhere else or maybe died from old age. I kind of miss that one, but hopefully one or more of the small ones thrives enough to get to that same size.

I can't really imagine considering a pet rabbit as my "best friend". They don't bond with you as closely as higher order pets like cats/dogs, they literally don't have the cognitive capacity to. But they are cute and fun pets

>>4796297
My rabbit follows me around, responds to his name and commands, does tricks, chases me when we play, cuddles with me, flops on me, and grooms me just as he would with a rabbit he's bonded to.
>cognitive capacity
Uneducated. If you've had rabbits they probably just didn't like you.

It's been 8 months since my bun passed away (8 years and 4 months, happened instantly so not too bad as far as these things could go) but I still feel raw over the loss. I wageslave on my PC daily so I don't have an active social life, and having my bunny helped me through my early to late 20s. How do I move on bros, it's a thin line of letting go and feeling disrespectful at jettisoning all of my memories just to forget about it.

>>4796373
I'm sure you've thought about this already, but what are your feelings on adopting another bun? I wouldn't blame you for feeling like that would be just as disrespectful as jettisoning the memories, as you said. However, I don't see it that way. You can still celebrate the life of your departed friend while enriching the life and forging a new bond with a new little friend. It may take some more time for you to get to that point, but that's the clear answer to me.

>>4796297
Lmao, you've never had a rabbit.

>>4796297
rabbits are smarter and more affectionate than most dogs i've owned

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>>4796429
Delusional emotionally damaged people

God only knows what sort of gaslighting and abuse your dogs went through for you to think this
t. Used to farm rabbits. Their intelligence and personality capacity is roughly cat tier. That includes their predilection towards arbitrary but unconditional affection. A dog, however, is more discerning and fickle if you don’t reciprocate.

>>4796487
most rabbit owners are highly passive and will play with an electronic device while the rabbit just sits by them

this is what rabbits prefer but it offends and saddens dogs. no idea how low their self awareness must be for them to think dogs are dumber and less affectionate than rabbits. thats a pathetic and childish way to express disappointment because the dog thought they were boring.

>>4790811
Hey anon just a heads up, I had a grate like that on my litter box and it really started to hurt my rabbits hocks. I know that won't be the case for every rabbit but just keep a close eye on them

>>4796487
we get it, you have doggy doo brainrot, now get out of our thread, weirdo

>>4796498
>this is my safe space. i can talk shit but you cant!
Yes, thats what delusional and emotionally damaged people are like.

Sorry the dog didnt like you child but come back down to reality and listen to an actual adult who has raised and owned more animals than you

>>4796481
thank you for posting this extremely cute webm

>>4796487
>>4796499
to clarify: "more affectionate" as in, their affection actually holds weight because they don't automatically like everyone if given attention no matter what, as most dogs do. no need to be so butthurt in the rabbit thread over opinions that differ from your own. you are not the authority over every animal in the world. people are allowed to have different experiences and opinions, that doesn't make them wrong or "delusional"

Sounds like someone missed a dose!

>>4796510
Neither do dogs. Dogs are friendly but do not actually like everyone.

All the weight rabbit affection holds is “you dont accidentally scare them”. I have had over 50 rabbits. They are simple animals. You do not offend them and they will sit on your lap.

>>4796510
having a factually wrong opinion is in fact the definition of being delusional

so is getting offended because a dog wasnt automatically scared or angry around you. thats just mental illness.
>dogs arent REALLY affectionate because they dont start out scared of us!
holy issues. do you also dislike cats because they pester people instead of hiding or are you one of those people who only meets feline ptsd victims (also see: “i think all dogs are stinky labs and mastiffs” people)

>>4796512
>I have had over 50 rabbits.
it's almost like you have a surface level understanding of rabbits because you have them as outdoor farm animals that you tend to twice a day and not an actual pet that you live with
>>4796515
i like both dogs and cats and have owned both, i just prefer rabbits. i think you're mentally ill over being offended over a strangers preference on the internet. Get well soon

This is your reminder not to give the lobotomized attention

>>4796515
>factually wrong opinion
also this is the most retarded string of words i've ever heard, i could hardly take you seriously. did you skip the lesson about what facts are and what opinions are in the 1st grade?

>>4796521
Not him but yes, if you say "dogs are dumber and less affectionate than rabbits" with the feminine, passive loser qualifier of "BUT THATS LIKE MY OPINION MAN" you have the paradoxical "factually wrong opinion". Because it's a fact that dogs are significantly more intelligent than rabbits, to the point that it makes them harder to keep as pets when their intelligence approaches a small monkey. Affection is in the eye of the beholder but they should be equal.

Now, I have noticed that males, and only males, associated with feminine pets and pets that reward generic feminine, passive males behavior patterns tend to develop delusional levels of disdain for dogs. It's a pretty solid pattern throughout human history. It would just be funny but feminine males are still males and they tend to become dark, brooding, and passively violent. Pet poisoners and mass shooters have always been feminine males. The depressive feedback loops estrogen-laden male brains turn molehills into mountains, hence their ability to engage in mass murder over schoolyard bullying and kill all their neighbors pets because they hear 15 seconds of barking twice a day.

Maybe anon instinctively knows this and is experiencing a little bit of fear and apprehension, and they want to re-rail you before you turn into one of those people, but they're not going about it as nicely as they could because of that underlying fear that you are already a dark, brooding, and passively violent individual.

>>4796487
Nigger you farmed animals before you have no ethical, moral, sympathetic or empathetic high ground here. Your brain is reduced to that of a paleolithic subhuman at this point. You have lost your divine internal light and you walk on the side of Cain. Go and hang a beast by its ankles to bleed it out or some other activity like that of your ilk, maybe develop a few cardiovascular diseases on the side you literally have no place in enlightened society

>>4796525
>The depressive feedback loops estrogen-laden male brains *are excellent at creating

>>4796526
Ah thank you for supporting my point. This conflict is due to innate knowledge that the feminine male is a potential danger as they become dark and brooding and develop unhinged opinions such as this.

>>4796525
You had a point and then went full schizo.

>>4796525
>Now, I have noticed that males, and only males, associated with feminine pets and pets that reward generic feminine
.......? What the actual fuck are you talking about
i sound feminine because i'm a girl Lmao you actually sound schizophrenic can you please get on medication for the greater good of the world and the safety of those around you

>>4796525
>>4796528
Aripiprazole (Abilify), Asenapine (Saphris), Brexpiprazole (Rexulti), Cariprazine (Vraylar), Clozapine (Clozaril, Versacloz), Iloperidone (Fanapt), Lurasidone (Latuda), Olanzapine (Zyprexa), Paliperidone (Invega), Quetiapine (Seroquel), Risperidone (Risperdal), and Ziprasidone (Geodon)

>>4796526
One: schizoid faggots like you should be jailed. If your religion doesnt come from an established church you are spiritually invalid and WILL burn in hell.
Two: i farmed them to sell pets, make fertilizer, and to shear them for angora. That means i had to spend time with them daily so they didnt attack me for gathering rabbit fur. Mass butchering animals for shitty meat like rabbit is a messy waste of time. So yes I know what rabbits are like. Do not offend your rabbit and they just sit on your lap.

I know vegans literally cry about angora but on a non industrial scale the rabbits idly eat while being sheared.

>>4796530
>i’m a girl
Lol.

Sorry you were being wrong to try and offend, my male friend.
>dogs are dumber than rabbits
>oh wait no thats my opinion stop bully
“Rocks are lighter than air. That’s my opinion.” Jej.

Its ok to admit you were just being wrong to be provocative and mean spirited. As if a literal professional rabbit calmer doesnt automatically know more than you.

>>4796532
You hoarded rabbits outside in hutches while coping to yourself that the dog in your dating app profile picture would get you even a single match (it never did) + You're literally the only schizo here + You take topical minoxidil

>>4796526
meat eaters live longer. i vill pet the rabbits and eat the chickens. only an apex predator has a strong enough soul to truly have compassion and understand animals btw. thats why we can make decisions like “rabbits friends, chickens food”. clearly the rabbits would ignore us if they were larger, but the chickens are in fact small velociraptors.

>>4796534
>delusion and emotionally damaged behavior continues
I kept managed colonies of rabbits in manicured, regularly cleanes 30 foot enclosures to minimize fur damage and vet bills. Angora rabbits need to be as docile and affectionate as possible and must be kept in good health. Especially since they were also sold as pets.

>>4796533
lmao you're actually insisting i'm a male just because you wrongly assumed i was. are you that embarrassed to be wrong? just goes to show how much of a mouth breathing tard you are. "professional rabbit calmer" isn't a job btw, you can just say unemployed

Oh is discussing farming meat rabbits allowed itt now? Cool. What rabbit breeds work best for both near and fur farming? The all-white breeds make for boring furs.

>>4796539
Its ok to admit you were being purposefully wrong to try and offend people because some guy insulted your pet, my AMAB friend.

>>4796487
i have pet bunnies and have no problem admitting that bigger dogs or non-retard breeds definitely are more intelligent. very sad to see this general going into a delusional psychosis over this kek
i agree bunnies are more like cats, but better

>>4796540
Both meat* and fur farming, mb.

>>4796540
Nobody farms rabbits for meat except for third worlders. angora rabbits are just pets, but more numerous. You need to gain their trust and keep them happy and healthy, then shearing is just weird petting.

You cant do it any other way or they die from stress.

>>4796541
sorry that my opinion that i'm entitled to OFFENDED you, but i wasn't trying to offend! and i'm not a tranny you dumb degenerate fuck i'm an actual biological female but keep coping i guess

>>4796546
>my opinion on quantifiable facts
>”red is actually blue” is now an opinion
See I know you’re a man because women aren’t actually capable of being this dumb. Probably an alcoholic too.

>>4796547
recounting my experiences with pets i've had and interacted with and basing my opinion off that, is an opnion, yes. i never claimed it to be a fact, that's just your delusional self
>Probably an alcoholic too.
project more, i guess you're scared to mix your meds with alcohol and that's why you're this schizo?

>>4796540
Get french angoras or another healthier breed that can actually act like a rabbit when they’re in full coat and dont expect “livestock” you just feed and clean up after, because if you are not “one with the rabbit” calmly shearing them is impossible.

>>4796536
Nobody claimed to be vegetarian or vegan here retard
>>4796538
Breeders for profit are unironically subhuman. You formed no real connection or bond to any of the rabbits you sold and you saw it as a job based on all of your past descriptions of the work you did. It doesn't matter how well you maintained their outside hutches or how 'manicured' you kept them, you are fundamentally and ethically worse than a regular pet owner because you have an ulterior motive for even keeping the Angora rabbits to begin with. You cannot speak on matters of love or compassion for pets when you use animals as a means. You will never understand pet owners who care for disabled, sickly, special needs, or elderly rabbits solely for the purpose of caring and loving for them. Therefore as iterated multiple times your opinion is completely irrelevant and you can actually fuck off back to the dog thread with the rest of the ugly balding furries who get brow beat whenever someone criticizes canidae in a thread which is solely dedicated to rabbits. Nobody would bring up dogs here if you retards didn't do it off hand with nobody asking

>>4796550
The intelligence of an animal is not within the realm of opiniom, honbro. Sorry the doggy wouldnt be friends with you but i’ve bonded with enough rabbits to understand they are literally an herbivorous cat.

You even have to let them out of their house to shit all over your yard or they go a little crazy. Basically a cat.

>>4796557
Not reading that but a quick skim reveals you are some sort of schizophrenic or new age pseudo-religious nutjob who worships animals beyond what the animals actually want and need, leading to unhealthy codependent relationships.

Calm down and do your yoga or whatever. Rabbits are still just animals, they dont know they’re making money. They just know they live in paradise or they do not. They do not get angsty and teenagerish because someone sold their fur clippings and didnt let them buy a plane ticket to see france. Maybe one day you will be intelligent and enlightened enough to really see where exploitation begins.

>>4796558
>Sorry the doggy wouldnt be friends with you
my dog likes me a lot and never leaves me alone. is your only defense to assume i have problems getting along with dogs? i just find them too overbearing for my liking and don't prefer their type of affection. again, i don't hate or even dislike dogs. i've owned them my whole life as well as cats. i just prefer rabbits and find them to be more compatible with my lifestyle.

>>4796561
Thank you for backpedaling from your provocative pseudo-factual statement

Anyways I’m going to restart farming angora next year after I finish fencing my new property. The rabbits will be treated like pets. And they WILL be happy.

>>4796560
You cannot even enjoy your favorite animal type without the presence of trannies. Is there really no escape from those things? No wonder they are so hated.

>>4796559
>Not reading that but a quick skim reveals
Glad to know I never was talking to someone who wants to be intellectually or conversationally honest. Waste of time to interact with a Hamilton-Norwood scale example to this degree

>>4796563
i clarified what i said the first time like 5 posts ago but you clearly lack reading comprehension.

>>4796566
>noooo engage my pseudo spiritual nutjob bullshit about soul energy cain hylic bla bla bla
Animals do not care about your angsty pseud ramblings dude. They just want to be happy and have friends.

>>4796557
the ego on this schizo. totally disconnected from reality.

>>4796545
>>4796554
I'm not talking about shearing them. I mean pelts.
Argente rabbits look good for that. But it's difficult to find breeders in my country, let alone breeders who are willing to sell to someone looking to keep and breed for meat and furs.

>>4796542
>i agree bunnies are more like cats, but better
But you can't just leave bunnies out and free

Cat:
>Let them roam wherever they want in the house
>Just chill at your computer and they'll come and nuzzle up with you when they want

Bunny:
>Noooooo you have to create a special room / cage specifically for bunjoyment
>Can't let them roam, must be away from your computer and supervise 100%, and every area must be completely chew-proofed (unlike cats, you can't train them out of chewing shit)

>>4796587
>But you can't just leave bunnies out and free
free roam rabbits are a thing

>>4796586
Sad samefag. No one agrees with your schizo nonsense.

>>4796587
You cant just leave cats out free either. 2-4 year lifespan for outdoor cats lol, not very good for a “predator”. Wild rabbits live 1-2.

So actually rabbits and cats have similar care requirements, and rabbits are just better cats.

>>4796571
Do you know what Christianity is or maybe the Bible? Those remarks were quite literally jokes either way. I think you're a little too anti-religious atheist for this website, you might want to try Reddit instead. Perfect place for heckin wholesome pupper owners like yourself Nigger

>>4796587
>cats dont need catproofed ho-
>*steps in vomit*
>shit
>hey why is my couch ruined
>whats that smell
>shit.
>cat in the other room: i cant wait to find out what the center of this long black snake tastes like. oh boy, its orange! better keep chewiiiiIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZT
really similar to a rabbit desu.

anytime this thread is actually active you know something dumb's going on

>>4796592
Whats that sonny i dont speak redditor. You seem to be an expert on your home website. Maybe you’d make more friends there?

>>4796591
you are quite literally the only schizo in the thread with your freakish "dark brooding feminine male" school shooter manifesto post. seek help honestly and truly because it is out there

why are dogfags like this? can't they just stick to fighting catfags?

>>4796598
That wasnt me now cool it with your weird ramblings about how selling rabbit pups and fur clippings magically turns a good pet owner into satan schizzy boy

>>4796595
No nigger there's no amount of 'no u' that will get you out of your retard corner. I hope you can find a way to not commit suicide in your twenties but the chances are slim

I have boiled 7 dogs alive and shot and killed 38. The female dog-fucking redditor (you just know) seething in this thread can do nothing about it.

>>4796601
>That wasnt me
oh did the meds finally kick in? you realize you're talking to more than one person right?

>>4796603
Dogs truly are the nigger of the animal world

>>4796603
holy based! thank you for your service

>>4796604
Nope, just a man who doesn't like getting his chickens mutilated. Dog owners, keep your dog off my property lest they become a rekt video sold to pay for chicken feed.

>>4796606
despite making up 44% of household pets...

Despite making up only 44% of all pets...

https://www.forbes.com/advisor/lega<wbr>l/dog-attack-statistics-breed/
https://www.edgarsnyder.com/resourc<wbr>es/dog-bite-statistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_<wbr>of_fatal_dog_attacks
https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/72<wbr>/wr/mm7236a6.htm

>>4796600
>i just wanted to hate dogs and call them stupid and the stupidest and not in possession of real feelings why do dog owners also have rabbits ugh i wasnt supposed to be btfo this hard this isnt how console wars work idort ugggggh
Because there’s a dog-rabbit alliance

Dogs are high iq high maintenance high fun
Rabbits are low iq low maintenance high comfort

The perfect compliment

>>4796611
mouthbreathing video game incel can't go fifteen seconds without referencing some gamer shit for no reason

>>4796593
Cats don’t actually do the last part
>>4796594
>this thread is actually active
That hasn’t been the case for months so it’s surprising

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>>4796604
>>4796603
Raid vibes.
Is there a discord or does this guys proxy rotate really fast?

Sorry dogchads, /bun/ is not actually this reddit. Its some falseflagging redditor who came here just to make the OG dog hate comment. Redditors literally can not help themselves. They even have entire forums on reddit dedicated to dog hate and they’ve been raiding /an/ on and off for some time.
“Dangerous brooding bitch boys” schizo was right - but about redditors, not rabbits.

>>4796614
cats can chew wires out of boredom or if they have pica

>>4796612
Dogs are the most intelligent domesticated animal. German shepherds exceed some parrots and monkeys in intelligence.

That’s why we can have dogs that dont eat rabbits. It is Very convenient.

Please ignore the r/dogfree tranny begging his discord friends to raid itt. A shitstorm of thematic posts spaced 10 seconds apart each isnt organic activity.

>>4796616
I would think the “raiding” party is the one coming here to defend dogs

>>4796616
>hating loud annoying ADHD retards that jump you the first chance they can and want to tonguefuck your face with their slimy tongue is reddit now
go away, dogcel

>>4796616
>Nuh uh! N-nobody can dislike dogs! It's impossible why doesn't everyone want to be /r/HeckinWholesomePuppers like me? Noooo!!!
Politely end your delusions with prompt prescription medicine from your local psychiatrist

>>4796618
Yes you have telegram/discoed buddies very organic

>>4796620
>we hate dogs here!
No, we dont redditor. Please call your chatroom buddies off now we post about rabbits here not surges of spam from r/dogfrees pasta pot

>>4796621
>dogcel
vocab check

yeah we’re being raided again

>>4796623
Not everyone is terminally online with their only interactions being on Discord servers and Telegram retard. Go wait for a ping sound for hours elsewhere

>>4796623
I don’t even hate dogs retard but this whole “YOU NEED TO LIKE THE HECKIN PUPPERINOS!!!!” retardation is dumb you don’t get to just jump in threads and shit up the place because someone suggested dogs might not be the greatest thing ever

>>4796623
>>4796626
>IMG_
Kill yourself phone posting male iPhone haver

>>4796628
this, I don't give a shit about discussing dogs in the bunny thread

>>4796629
>>4796627
>>4796628
Veeeery organic.

So there are 2-3 raiders still active? Whats with tourists and having these spastic meltdowns if someone simply does not hate dogs? I like dogs and rabbits. Cope harder.

>>4796616
>falseflagging
I seriously hate this word its unreal. None of you are better than the mentally ill political activists using words such as "problematic". I really don't mind if jannies actually end up nuking this thread because of the discord tranny shitting up the place.

>>4796628
>where it started: rabbits are smarter than dogs
>how its going: its just preference but i and my chatroom buddies had to run a short raid stop posting facts
Dog-Bun alliance is happening whether you like it or not

>>4796623
>>4796634
>>4796639

>more than one person can't make posts i disagree with... you must be orchestrating this! this is a RAID!
schizo theory continues
not a raid. the majority here doesn't care to read about other animals in the rabbit thread and you're the one that shat up the thread over it

I will be going into the bunker until the retards are gone

>>4796626
Every. Fucking. Time.

Actual 4channer here, not a discord raider from r/dogfree

FACT:
Dogs are smarter than rabbits. That's not a good thing for everybody! Smarter pets make more sophisticated decisions. They can be harder to understand. Smarter pets need more stimulation. They can be harder to care for.
FACT:
Dogs are not more or less affectionate than rabbits. They are more confident and gregarious with strangers but each animal requires that you earn their true affection.
FACT:
Dogs and rabbits can be friends.
FACT:
Both dogs and rabbits are good pets.

>>4796642
>oh shit they know
>its not a raid ITS NOT A RAID SHUT UP!!!!
God forbid someone NOT hate dogs here, right reddit?
FACT:
ALL dog hate on /an/ is inorganic cross-site shitposting from r/dogfree.
ALL cat hate on /an/ is inorganic cross-site shitposting from r/traaaaans

Do not engage with dog haters. Do not engage with cat haters. They are psychotic redditors.

Now get the FUCK out of our thread, redditor. We don't hate dogs here.

>>4796651
>Now get the FUCK out of our thread, redditor.
i'm the literal OP of these threads, dumb fuck.

nowhere in my post did i say i hate dogs, i said no one cares about the dogposting in the RABBIT thread and this was so wildly offensive to you that you took this to be "DOG HATE". wanting the thread to stay on topic and not derail is not people hating dogs. are you really this much of a snowflake?

you're the one that doesn't belong here because you sperg out like a retard when regular posters here want the rabbit thread to be about RABBITS, which is what i made it for.

>>4796651
It's actually bugguy
You would have known if you saw the comments about "males". Those are bugguy. One of his tics is, despite being a 40 year old man, he hates men, and says "males" a lot. He'll go off on essay length rambles about how all men are retarded psychopaths if you give him a little leeway.

The original "dogs are dumber than rabbits and dont really love you" post was probably also bugguy. It's not an organized reddit raid, it's a guy with 3-4 different web browsers, a smartproxy subscription, and a couple of phones who has been doing this for ages. He's been doing this to the pet generals lately instead of making dino threads.

>>4796655
We can read the thread

Sorry dogs existing hurts your feelings because you’re some sort of schizo but most of us like both here

>>4796655
>i'm the literal OP of these threads, dumb fuck.
this was an extremely very dumb thing to announce
w*men just can't help themselves can they?
are you going put on a name/trip next?
stop fueling drama, i still remember last time you pulled out the i'm a woman etc etc card to "help" your argument and it was distasteful

>>4796664
Are you retarded? The only reason gender was brought up was because the original dark feminine male schizo kept saying shit about school shooting estrogenized males or some garbage like that

>>4796664
they’re not op its just one of our many schizos offended by people not hating dogs/cats
the same personality type has a meltdown if you say you have a cat and your house isnt dirty

>>4796591
I meant leave cats out free within your house.

>>4796593
Cats are easily trained. Skill issue.

Rabbits can be trained to a degree, but you CANNOT train the chewinstinct out of them.

>>4796673
Lots of animals chew on things. Besides originally it was about rabbits with a backyard safety enclosure with snter being allowed daytime roaming, not rabbits locked in a building. Rabbits actually do way better outside.

>>4796675
>snter
>shelter
What the fuck kind of typo

>>4796662
yeah you're actually retarded and incapable of reading what i write, but i'm the schizo. i give up trying to reason with you
>>4796664
>this was an extremely very dumb thing to announce
dumb to announce that i'm the one that made the thread when told to "leave our thread"? Sure
>w*men just can't help themselves can they?
....from saying i made the thread?

>>4796679
we like both dogs and rabbits here so maybe dont get butthurt because dumb statements like “dogs are dumber and less affectionate” and “dog affection holds less weight” as if you arent the one who started directly insulting our other pets when you should have just told >>4796297 to go back to /v/

>>4796679
>....from saying i made the thread?
Oh don't be disingenuous, you would be smart enough to not announce what is between your legs to that schizo but no, seems like attention whoring is what your kind loves to do.

>>4796687
No its your fault xhe had to toggle xher proxies and rally the discord pedos to dump copypasta after losing their dumb argument about
>*checks*
Dogs and rabbits both being good pets? How’s that contentious?

>>4796675
>Lots of animals chew on things.
Deflection from the point that cats can be easily trained out of it, while rabbits cannot.

>rabbits outside
I don't care, nobody is talking about that. Multiple anons here find that actually their buns don't even like being outside to begin with.

Point is, if your goal is an inside pet, rabbits take so much more work and coddling and supervision that it isn't even funny.

>>4796687
When the incel gets a little misogynistic for no reason in the rabbit thread. Sorry you're this old without a girlfriend bro things will turn out OK

>>4796696
>I am being threatened, I will deny you access to my holes you incel chud!
Like pottery

>>4796695
Cats “easy training” consists of borderline abusive hot sauce application. You’ll find we’d rather not torture our rabbits here and prefer cable shields to carolina reaper. So do better cat owners than yourself.

Just because predators can cope with pain better doesnt mean its ok

>>4796684
i like dogs, as i've said multiple times. i just like rabbits more. it's my opinion but you act as if i killed your dog. the person i replied to is also allowed an opinion, i simply shared my experience. you chose to take this as an insult.
>>4796687
saying i'm a woman to the guy basing his entire argument on me being a "feminine male" in a schizo rant is not attention whoring. just like how i wouldn't be bothered by you saying you're a man to a guy calling you a female, you shouldn't be either. women are allowed to simply exist. you kind of sound like an incel for this.
>>4796699
oh ok, confirmed

>>4796702
That's the best you got? Your post is dripping with cope.

>>4796708
You seem confused because the person we dont like is some redditor posting dumb shit about how dogs are dumb and evil because pitbulls and abused german shepherds exist

post bunes you retard niggers, can't escape this retard internet social balkanization gibberish even on a fucking thread about rabbits

>>4796702
>Actually you're right, so here's this other sidetopic I need to deflect to now
ok, lol?

Antichew spray is usually bitter apple, not abusive or painful, they just don't like the taste. Also cats can be easily trained without that stuff anyway, completely negating your 60 IQ response

>>4796667
you don't have to respond to schizos and make this a warzone like other generals
she has been combative on other unrelated occasions and brought it up at least once before. deeply annoying but didn't bring myself to reply
>>4796679
it's a form of attention whoring and extremely destructive. now whatever schizo will know who is who and start arguments in the future
>>4796684
>when you should have just told >>4796297 to go back to /v/
agree with this sentiment
>>4796708
are you being incredibly stupid and naive or are you disingenuous?
this thread is going down now because you value being argumentative and destructive for its own sake over keeping the bunny thread wholesome and about bunnies. ENJOY having this place riddled schizos the next x threads. fucking hell

it is the cutest when they are the most defenseless and i like when they can relax nicely

>>4796731
mucho texto sounds like you need to move on

>>4796708
>just like how i wouldn't be bothered by you saying you're a man to a guy calling you a female, you shouldn't be either.
Yeah, only difference is that I wouldn't make a big deal about it by giving the redditor the answer he wants. You know better than that but you are in denial and prefer playing as the victim.
>women are allowed to simply exist
>you kind of sound like an incel for this
And this is why no one takes women seriously. You talk as you are in behalf of all women and anyone calling you out makes you sound like all women are being attacked, and relying only in name calling without refuting is what a child does.

At this point, I don't feel bad about the thread being raided and being hit to the bump limit with pointless posts. Hope all of you are happy by feeding the raider troll.

>>4796739
>this is why no one takes women seriously
nah that's just you incel
>You talk as you are in behalf of all women
like what you're doing now for men?
hypocritical incel tears wah wah wah

>>4796744
>no u haha you are projecting incel
I accept your concession

>>4793570
That four-eyed Scottish bastard!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l00<wbr>IGAehvq8
https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/<wbr>living/video/husky-hilariously-thin<wbr>ks-shes-bunnies-88897110
what did they mean by this?

>>4796765
>zelda music
>named his dog Gohan
Nope. Closed the video. cringing too much

>>4793092
What country? I know Australia is famous for intentionally spreading rabbit diseases to eradicate their invasive population, but I've never heard of vaccinating bunnies in the U.S.

>>4796765
>Zelda music
>Named his dog gohan
Watched the whole thing twice. Based beyond belief.

>>4796651
I think the flood of dog hate spam from the tranny is funny because one of the perennial topics of /dog/ (before the tranny systematically killed the general) used to be getting dogs to be friends with rabbits

>>4796536
>clearly the rabbits would ignore us if they were larger
I disagree, they would fuck us to death. I for one welcome our new rabbit snu-snu overlords and would like to remind them that 4chan shitposters can be highly useful in confusing the enemy.

I just wish rabbits liked to be pet. That's my only hangup, I have the urge to pet. Not ferociously pet like you would a dog, but at least a little bit wildly. With buns it seems like anything more than a brief light caress is no-go.

>>4796639
Meds - pronto.
>>4796646
Aww what a cutie

>>4796835
/Dog-bun/ alliance already happened and there's ruffin you can do rabbout it.

>>4796838
Didn’t ask kill yourself promptly (and painfully) so the thread can return to normalcy no more (You)s now

>>4796838
You two are going to have a hard time explaining this thing.

If you love dogs, you can't love rabbits

they are enemies

end of story

>>4795168
Update: Exposure therapy isn't working. Many thumps were heard in the attempt. However, it has only been 2 days. I just hope that this fear isn't too much for them to overcome.

>>4796877
Like, all day? I guess I'm worried that it's too much all at once. They're new to my home, and I'm new to caring for rabbits. They'd been doing so well with their eating and litterbox usage too even from the first hour they moved in, and I don't want to undo any of that.

>>4796530
"Medication" literally poisons everyone around you by infecting the water supply. Medication is for weak retards who can't deal with the fact that life is hard. Prescription pills are just hard drugs, might as well do crack.

>>4796560
Haha, he is a Bunnana.

>>4796927
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin' frogs gay!!!!

>>4796863
Factually speaking, more rabbits are killed by humans than by dogs. Total and per capita. Humans have even created rabbit WMDs (a dog would never). There are really sweet dogs that will not kill a rabbit even when starving by their very nature because they just don't know how to kill, the instinctive ability was lost ages ago, but every human should be assumed to be dangerous. Humans are cat tier and kill rabbits just for fun or because rabbits existing pisses them off for some reason.

So for the rabbits safety, I really hope everyone here is a dog.

>>4796938
i am a fellow golden retriever

Saw this little guy on a walk after work today

This is the shittiest state I've ever seen /bun/ be in.

Shit like this >>4796865 is why rabbits suck.

I have never heard anything so limpdicked in my life. Seriously, a mere ceiling fan is too much for these fucks?

>>4797039
yeah it's sad, this was one of the few good threads left on /an/ for a good while but i guess not even the power of bunnies can keep the hordes of console-warring shitposters at bay forever :c
i saw a toadline meme on /vp/ today, no wonder this board has gone so far downhill so quickly

>>4797044
I witnessed a dog jump from a 7th story balcony because he saw a rubber duck and got scared

So, one thing that's confusing as a new bunny owner is knowing if I'm getting their daily amounts of leafy greens right. The commonly spread guideline of "X cups of packed greens per X pounds of bun" means absolutely nothing to me. Volume is a dogshit measurement, ESPECIALLY for solids.

>>4796679
That webm confuses me. How do rabbits sit like this? It looks so uncomfortable. Are the legs just made so that this is comfy for them?

>>4797066
When their feet are like that, they're only halfway to comfortable. They want to relax but something in their presence is making them also want to be ready to run. That's why it's such a positive sign when rabbits are willing to kick their feet all the way out or flop to one side. Any time they don't have all 4 on the floor means they trust their surroundings and (You).

>>4797064
>dogs and larping out of nowhere
why do we have catfags in /bun/ go back to /kot/ and scoop your litterbox you toxic white male

>>4797065
just set them on some grass for a few hours

>>4797039
>This is the shittiest state I've ever seen /bun/ be in

These are dark days indeed. But even now, there are stalwart posters who are preserving the light. /bun/ will endure.
>>4797020
>>4796796
>>4796776
>>4796768
>>4796763
>>4796754
>>4796723
>>4796674

>>4790646
>please don't derail with off topic posts or negativity.
Take your own advice OP.

>>4797195
Do that thing that the guineapig man on the tiktoks do where he just grows a slab of barley sprouts and lets his guineapigs have at it. That'll work.

>>4797200
As fun as that sounds, I don't think I'll be doing that.

It has become routine giving all 8 babies milk 2 times every day so the mom can relax more.
Morning and evening feeding is split into 2 with about 7 or 15 minutes rest so the first half of the milk can begin being digested before they get the rest.
I make the milk concentrated so it is nice and tasty like cream.

>>4796938
We are all dogs here

Foxes, wolves, coyotes, felines, and humans not welcome. Orangutans ok.

Shitty internet grudges are temporary. Miffy is eternal.

rabbit touch map
head: "i love it!"
ears: "i don't like it..."
stomach: "it depends on the person!"
hands: "don't touch!"
neck or under chin: "i love it!"
butt: "don't get carried away!"
feet: "never touch it!!!"

>>4797694
So few places to pet, and even then, most buns err on the side of nopet. Really depresses me.

>>4797075
>feeling this attacked
trannoid spotted go back and talk about putting spiked prong collars on your dog retard

>>4797039
Raids from other insecure generals will tend to do that
>>4797048
> i saw a toadline meme on /vp/ today
I didn’t know people use that

>>4797827
look at you shrink back - you've been found out

I used to love having pet rabbits, until they made me realize how much they hate being a pet in a cage by chewing on it constantly because itself understood being outside in its’ larger cage was better and everything I was doing generally made it less happy to be alive :/

>>4797890
my thoughts say I should press my hand on the bnuuy and pet

>>4797908
Angorachad who kept them in his backyard was right. Animals dont want us to care, they want to live the lives they were born to and be comfortable. Being loved in a cage means nothing to an animal bred to live in fields and bushes.

>>4797866
Not him but dogs are good pets and most dog owners treat them kindly. For every prong collar yanking beta male desperately trying to create his sense of importance and masculinity, there are 50 people who keep rabbits in 2'x2' cages until they're big enough to eat and sell, and they do not treat them nicely. If they die of heart attacks while being handled they just eat that one. And unlike the dog issue you cant avoid these people on a breed bias basis because no rabbit is safe. They were all created to be used as disposable livestock.

Maybe rabbit people should actually take some lessons from dog people and this animosity you're trying to create between rabbit people and dog people arises from jealousy? Like no country is ever going to enact a rabbit meat ban. Food self sufficiency folks would be on that and if it went through courthouses would burn.

>>4798103
>this animosity you're trying to create between rabbit people and dog people
>he says pouring more fuel on the fire
what’s done is done buddy

>>4797677
This rabbit looks very friendly
I desire to pet it

>>4798227
most of us are also dog people here

>>4798113
i bought my bunny a lil toy and all she does is kill it or hump it

>>4798476
Useful guide! Thank you!
Have a Hotot

You bunny faggots ever read the manga Cat Shit One?

>>4791063
oh my god they look like theyre made of the softest material known to man

>>4796498
"Our" thread
cringe
4chan is open for literally everyone and you dont get to gatekeep, loser.

>>4799565
>oof. You just did a board culture, my dude. Yikes and cringe.

>>4799575
!! They grow up so fast! Have you picked names for them?

I started using 2 layer litter boxes.
Straw - perforated tray - wood pellets - urine catching tray.
The straw still gets wet, but I think it helps somewhat.

>>4799756
>plastic tray

That looks good, but do you not have a pic related problem?

>>4799767
I don't think they will ingest synthetic materials. They get normal rabbit food.
Standard rabbit pellets, dandelion, long fresh grass cut with a scythe, hay, straw, carrots, pears.
Mother has access to extra wheat.
Babies are fed extra cat milk.
They live in a space where they are allowed to destroy anything they wish, so far the only thing that got obliterated was some Styrofoam.

Are bunnies deformed cats, or vice versa? Similar aura.

>>4800008
What is this bunjak reacting to?

>>4800008
>>4800009
>don't ask questions: just consume carrot and then get excited for next carrot

A small potato has fallen asleep in front of me

I think I'm ready to give up on trying to get my buns used to the ceiling fan. It is hereby a static decorative piece for the next few years. Been trying to give them exposure to it and show them it's business as usual, but they hardly eat when it's running. They'll live and so will I, but I have to pray that my standing fan's motor doesn't start a fire now.

I hate summer so much bros. At least temperature management in winter is easy.

>>4799755
>Have you picked names for them?
So far only the 2 white ones in the picture.
They are named Vinter and Sallander.


Horse General

May Edition

>>4777567 - Previous Thread

>>4790746
There's less of a chance of being related to the mare horse.

>>4790746
certainly not to one of these designer breeder deformities

>>4790736
You linked the horse cock OP...

>>4790818
So you'd trust a random woman over a predictable animal?

>>4790845
no those have other deformities

>>4790854
I find miniature horses fascinating. They kinda have horse-like proportions but are incredibly small.
Ponies on the other hand have ... pony proportions.

>>4790855
pls no bully the pony they have a lot to worry about as is

Reason #1938 Arabians are da best: Protecting their tribes and herds from danger (alertness)

i love donks

>captcha: GAAY
https://files.catbox.moe/6lget3.png<wbr>

>>4790836
Sounds like you’re not complaining

>>4790902
I'm mere months away from having the space for an experimental mule.

>>4790881
what happened with your hand? don't tell me your dumb ass didn't wear gloves and got rope burn from reigns.

>>4791274
he was clearly bit by the elusive sharp tooth arabian

>>4790854
Those twig legs worry me
Spider horse

>>4790902
I just wish donks wouldn't make noises that are ranking in the top 5 of absolutely most horrible animal noises

>>4790736
How much Dinero to acquire one of these? Asking for a friend

H-heh-hello uh is this the h-horse thread?

>>4790857
if only they were a little taller

>>4791681
The market hasn't came down since covid, the best thing to do is pool money with 10-20 other horse enthusiasts and time share the pony.

Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
What you will need part 1
40ft round pen
Shading and a wall for the horse
A umbrella
Sunscreen
Snacks
Glove on stick
An extension cord or a lot of good books
A comfy chair
A tub for horse food and for water.
For the first part you're going to be spending half the day in the pen with the horse. You will put the chair between the food and water tubs on the opposite side of the pen from the horse's shading and wall. Do not interact with the horse in any way, pretend it doesn't exist. The horse in question will have no other horse or ungulate in it's pen. You want it to be used to your presence and not jump later on just because you sneezed. You will remain in the pen for as long as possible from sun raise to sunset. If you need to use the restroom or something else, you will need to remove the horse's access to the water and food until you return. The shading and wall will give the mustang in question relief from the pressure your presence gives him. Everything else is to make your time less of a pain while doing this choir. If you only spend a couple of hours in there like this, allow the horse access to food/water while you're away, or give it a roommate in the form of a ungulate, then it's road to becoming tame would become needlessly long. Do all the above for a month.

Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.

Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.

>>4791846
I've seen feral taming done this way and I have to say it's really beautiful when a horse realises it can trust you and that you're the bringer of food and scratches. It touches my heart in a really special way.

>>4791846
Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
Part two.
At the time you'd normally refill his food, grab another horse, one that's tame and that trusts you very well. You will bring this horse every morning to the outside of the round pen and give it food in it's own tub. While it's eating it's food in front of the mustang, you will be brushing it, hugging it, and touching all over. The mustang in question will be impatiently waiting either because you're late for feeding him or he's really curious about the this new horse. The idea is that the horse will see you interacting with the tame horse and feel just a little bit better about you touching him.
Then when you finish and put the tame one away, stay outside the pen and start feeding the mustang with the food on a glove on a stick. Every day take a half a centmeter off the stick. Do all this until he can eat out of your hand.
Part three
Remove the shade covering, water/feed tubs, and wall. You will want to put food in one hand and a stick with a glove on end on the other. When he goes up to eat out of your hand, pet his neck near the head with the glove while feeding him hand fulls. Gradually go further and further away from his head every day with said glove stick.

Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.

Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.

>>4791846
>>4791850
Cowboi69's guide to tame a feral horse the hippy slow way.
Part 4 If he still is acting skiddish.

At a normal pace follow him around the pen with the glove stick and no food trying to pet him on the butt/belly/tip of tail. When you feel confident that he wouldn't threaten to kick anymore, get rid of the stick and just follow pet him. Once you've pet him in a scary spot, reward him with food and away time. Never back him into a corner he can't escape from. You should only need to repeat this last part for 3 days at the most.

Never, never, never back a horse that doesn't trust you into a corner.

Never back off completely because he's threatening to kick. That teaches him that you will bend if he threatens you enough or kicks you enough. My advice, back off, yell, then throw a small rubber football at his head as hard as you can.

>>4791617
Rude, slanderous, and wholly unfounded. Delete your 4channel account and keep your terrible opinions to yourself please and thank you

>>4790736
very pretty horsey, what kind is this?

>>4792036
Um why? Do you think I can about stranger's dogs? Or is it that you think I'm a fence hopper? Because I'm not a fence hopper.

>>4791967
I caught it by accident, just happened to go to the bar at the right time. It was a great race, but I generally don’t like the way the horse racing industry operates so I don’t know much more than that.

>>4792036
>I'll train all my horses to kick all dogs on sight and any dog owner to death.
Total horsefag death.

>>4791917
I know, if there are two eggs the vet will just pop one like bubblewrap sometimes

>>4792036
Cowboi69’s original home thread is /horse/. He’s been recruiting other rapists for raiding /dog/ because he couldnt fit a mini mare in his truck.

>namefagging and console wars
you are beneath the glorious horsegen master race

>>4791843
strangely sad :(
>>4791967
people actually watch that?

>>4790736
Anyone know what kind of horse these are? I really want one

its donkey day and nobody posted donks, shame on you

>>4792381
I spent majority of the day with two small donkeys. They're not doing all too well with all the flies that have been out here lately.

>>4792372
He will train his horse to attack and kill dogs and dog people.

What would be the horse version of the Anne Frank story?

>>4791841
link to this post? this legitimately might be one of my old horses

>>4792794
It was horses for sale near Charleville, QLD.

>>4791617
Donkeys heehaw is an aquired taste.

Damn seductresses seducing innocent men with their marely whiles.

>>4793022
what was he doing all the way in colorado

>>4793022
>Horse
>Whorse
>Whore
Really makes you think

>>4791846
>>4791850
>>4791851
>Pic related is mustang this was used on
I'm thinking of doing a how to, on gelding donut fun. Should I?

The mare of my night! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkN<wbr>pE-rIQR0

>>4793264
Blackie says I'm a good dude and to give him more carrots.

>>4793222
>>4793343
leaving you to rot on an island wouldn't be enough punishment for sodomizing your animals.

>>4793366
just don’t drop them on my island…

>>4793245
That ass is considered obese/fat by horse standards, right?

>>4793429
Looks like a muscly draft butt desu

>>4793429
Apple shaped, so healthily plump. Crest is where a horse obeast is good to check.

I want to be a recipient of a horsey hug.

>>4793429
No that horse is quite obese. The crest being so deep signifies that. There is a significant difference in regular draft horse plumpness, a muscular horse, and just straight-up obesity.
People who own draft and heavy breeds use that as an excuse for over-feeding and under-working their horse. A draft horse shouldn't look like that.

>>4793854
It's always silly whenever I see people posting shit like this tailored for flimsy average horses when talking about DRAFT HORSES.

>>4793758
self immolate at your earliest inconvenience
>>4793854
i love the ultra fat horses the romanian horse poster shows that begin a level 5, they look so goofy, especially the neck roundness

>>4793758
Based.
Love me some horsies, clearly people are scared of horsepussy here.
They should touch grass instead of whining about someone posting drawn porn, like where’s the fictional foal’s family retard?

>>4793883
Having a draft horse is no excuse for an obese horse. As I said, there is a huge difference in draft plumpness and obesity. That is obesity. Draft owners will hide behind the fact their horse is a draft horse to excuse their animal being obese.

>>4793883
Picrel is a healthy draft horse. You can just about see it from this angle, but the bum has a very slight crest in it, perfectly healthy for a draft horse. >>4793590 and >>4793245 are examples of obese horses.
A horse being a draft is no excuse for allowing it to become obese.

An anon with fat autistic pony probably thought I ignored him

>>4793940
People are whining over a known legit sadist abuser not the porn you fucking retard which makes me believe you are his telegram buttbuddy, nobody on /horse/ likes him, we were glad he stopped showing his presence and went to leech on /dog/

I periodically check in on this thread and I'm always so confused. Like do you guys actually want to fuck horses? You think fucking horses are sexy of all things?

>>4794012
I like horses the normal amount.

>>4794012
https://youtu.be/NVp3pGLRWkI
I blame Seth Green

how do horses even get fat?<br>don't they just eat grass as they need to?

>>4794093
Shut up robot chicken is funny

Is there an ethical way to remove the horse nests from the eaves of my house<br>I've tried putting wire fencing beneath the overhang of my roof and spraying them away with a hose, but they keep coming back and local animal control and the HOA says it's illegal to shoot them or poison them

>>4790746
A mare. it's not like we'd be forced to do much as an odd interspecies married couple, she'd essentially be my glorified pet that I always ride and sometimes fool around with in the stables when no would find out. I've dated enough dumb hoes (and fucked around with enough bottom guys) to not want to waste my time pretty much raising another uncaring adult

>>4794083
Calories in, calories out.
Not enough running around and a bit of alfalfa every day makes for a fat horse.
I know next to nothing about horses.

>>4794186
Turn their eggs into Hors d'Oeuvres.

>>4794053
>hating on actual zoosadists
>normie

>>4794384
Only in the right places goddamn.

>>4792171
>fully suitable for pleasure
What did he mean by this

>>4794083
No, in fact allowing horses to graze on rich grass without working them enough is what makes them fat. It's why grazing muzzles exist to restrict grass intake.
>>4794384
Overweight at the very least.

I'm going to work at a horse rescue as volunteer helper. Anything I should know about these animals?

>>4794559
They like it when you sneak right up behind them behind them and start frantically shaking a plastic bag

>>4794573
You are trying to trick me aren't you

>>4794605
They like it when you breath into their nose, and they breathe into your nose.

>>4794635
>and they breathe into your nose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yzp<wbr>wI25UmoE

>>4794559
cute tanuki girls won’t be available

>>4794559
There's too much to make one post on. Learn safety first and then work from there.
Learn to speak horse and how they communicate. Realize that (you) are a predator species which horses naturally fear; they can look to you as a protector because of this if they realize they can trust you. They want someone who can lead them to food, water, and give them direction

>>4793956
I just don't check the thread very often. Thank you so much anon, it's beautiful. Is there any way I can physically acquire this masterpiece?

>>4794863
is there like some general signs of body language I should know like ears swept back when upset or something
I am pretty sure though that the people there will teach me, but still

>>4794892
Horses communicate a lot through their ears. What you’re referring to is “pinned ears”, where they pull them back against their neck. This indicates a horse is annoyed or uncomfortable. It’s a warning to stop bothering them. It’s their polite way of saying “cut it out” before they take action to make you stop (usually biting). Some people (women) get butthurt that horses even pin their ears at all, which is stupid and obnoxious. What do you expect? Them to never be annoyed or upset? Humans are stupid.
Anyway, horses don’t tend to be naturally aggressive; maybe one in every three thousand horses is naturally aggressive. The ones most people deal with who are aggressive behave that way because idiots have taught them it’s how they should behave.
Think Like a Horse is a good channel for learning basic horse behavior and how to interact with them:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nWhB<wbr>eyKokM
Learn about pressure and release. About to sleep so I’ll give you one final warning: lotta people are very opinionated about how to treat horses, so take anything you hear with a grain of salt until you yourself have learned how to handle these magnificent animals yourself - the right way. Dumb humans with bad opinions are why we get the aforementioned problem horses in the first place. A horse is a reflection of you (or it’s owner/trainer).

>>4794635
Blow as hard and suddenly as you can directly into their nostrils

>>4794559
you're probably going to mostly just shovel shit, so i wouldn't worry about interacting with the horses much

Have a bit more attempts at art
>>4794863
Sorry, anon, but currently it's impossible to send anything anywhere from my corner of the world, unfortunately.

>>4793022
I'm just saying, if a half ton mare corners you in her pen and tells you to drop the pants or get both your kneecapd shattered, what do you do?

>>4795072
What if I send myself to your corner?

What does the forbidden coconut flesh taste like?

>>4795254
Dogs eat it then vomit it up so it must be nice.

>>4794863
Chubby autistic mare owner? You're alive?

Yesterday my riding instructor caught me kissing a horse on the muzzle.

She said it was fine, but I'm worried I might have revealed my power level.

>>4795301
it was fine because that's normal you autistic retard. you're guilty of awful thoughts because of how scared you are of people.

>>4795301
As long it's was a short kissu on the snoot it's fine, it's like kissing your dot or a cat on the forehead

It's a somewhat normal form of affection, just dont think much about it and dont make it weird

>>4795324
I've seen people do and say weirder shit on tb farms, take it in stride. It's only awkward if you dwell on it and make it awkward. You must understand that all horse people are at minimum 50% more "eccentric" than the general population to put it very politely

>>4795341
that kinda sounds like wishful thinking man

>>4795145
Not him but I am in somewhere like that
>>4795254
Doesn’t this hurt like hell for them

>>4795435
Does clipping your toe nails hurt if done properly?

>>4795450
I’m not sure that’s analogous to the situation here but ok

>>4795291
Hi anon, I am alive (and so is chubby). Hope you're doing well, whoever you are.

>>4795507
Horse hooves are literally toe nails.

>>4795568
So, toe nails are literally horses hoofes!

>>4795301
everyone does this, normans included. no one is safe.

>>4794896
thanks, it's a horse rescue so it's very likely they won't be the too well behaved animals because of what they've been through
so anon >>4795053 is close to the truth I think

>>4795763
Horses are coarse. Touching them without gloves turns your hands to calluses.

Nearly time for the big Horse General Meat

>>4795781
only calluses? I thought your skin would melt

>>4791617
this.
those donkey in- and exhale screams are literally the sound of a saw sawing your nerves apart

>>4795877
>american wild horse conservation
>shows unconserved donkeys

tiny horse larping as massive giant draft horse

>>4795869
Depends on how much horse DNA you have. A mere human would fall apart like soft bread.

>>4795954
Pistol shrimp - Skrittle
Bower Bird - Oroop
Maned wolf - Areeeeee
Kelpie - What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Anon, it's almost 4pm.<br>Time to inhale your horse spores.

>>4796044
It’s overheating tell that mexican to get off

I was cleaning a really muddy shetland pony and I was yanking extremely hard on what I thought was a clod of mud but it turned out it was her teat. I would have assumed she would have bitten my face off.

>>4795624
>normans
They were known for their calvary

>>4795890
If you really think that you deserve to have all your nerves sawn apart. I have no sympathy for you.

>>4796196
*buck breaks your Saracen rivals*
>>4796199
i think you’re taking this a bit too seriously anon

>>4796814
no sorry I only have horse spores

Over 70% of horses will look like this by 2030 due to pollution.

>>4796852
You'd think they'd be closer to mammals but horses are all fungi. The marecellium is much larger than the fruiting bodies and you rarely see it.

>>4796860
at first I thought he was doing something very weird to that horse O.O

>>4797150
>>4797161
ok now this is the best time

>work on horse farm
>all the paddock gates are installed wrong and easily lift off their hinges
>all the stall doors easily lift off their tracks
Something fishy here desu, I think they're planning something

>>4797872
One day you'll wake up to your blanket tightening and horses beating you with hay nets full of horse soap like in Full Metal Jacket

>fucking moongs trying to rename Mare's Rock to Moolaru because "oppression"
It's a bloody disgrace.

>>4798025
Mares can't even own rocks now...

>>4798050
That's nonsense if they can own my heart

I found a pasto comic about a big guy that goes around hurting people that are bad to horses. Funny how things never really change.

>>4797971
That took skill and precision…
>>4798060
Oddly specific but ok

>>4798205
horses absolutely LOVE to play their
>what? I'm just a horse, I'm not able to plan stuff like this nor would I be able to execute this with such precision! don't be silly!
card and keep getting away with it

Would you be mad if wake up in a stall as a mare one day?

>>4798785
as long as I'm not abused it sounds comfier than being a human wagie. free food and shelter and all I have to do is carry some humans on calming trail rides from time to time? sounds good to me

>>4798785
no, if my husb I mean owner took good care of me

>>4798785
furry porn is so gross looking

The Jew fears the birthday party unicorn.

>>4798823
>>4798824
>>4798848
You will become a noble mare worth a lot of money. So you'll HAVE to perform all the classic duties of a top tier mare, such as various exhibitions, races, and yes - breeding duties. Get ready to bear and deliver some new life to this world.

>>4798785
I spent a few years as a horse. It wasn't too bad once you get over the itchiness.

>>4799101
If I was in his place, I would be pissed too.

>>4799160
I dont think anyone likes being disturbed when they're trying to eat desu

>>4799170
>he doesn't take his daughter into the bush to meat a unicorn and destroy her brain forver

Would you be happy if I gave you this picture of your horse? Dried, matted and framed.

How about this one? I plan on giving these two pictures to the horses owner.

>>4799435
I would be very happy, it's lovely anon

>>4799435
>>4799436
I would gladly take your gift and show it to a better photographer as an example of what I don't want

>>4799744
this is one way to piss off a lot of people.

>>4790881
>not censoring the horse's face
rude. what if someone finds this picture on canternet?

>>4799744
I hate tiktok so much, and the idiots that use it.

>>4800634
oh yeah can't have your horse not be ultra clean

>>4800638
Ablutions are a time for peaceful equine contemplation

>>4800760
nothing is too good for our odd-toed ungulates

>some extended family got married at a barn venue
>a one eyed mare in one of the pens lifted her tail when she walked past the fence I was leaning on
I knew what had to be done but I wasn't strong enough bros...

>>4799744
Gas all droniggers. I was hiking last summer, taking a break at the top of a hill, then suddenly BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Retardo was there with his gay RC helicopter for "adults".

>>4802191
Now post another one, where he's breaking fence

>>4802303
I kind of want one I promise not to be annoying with it :(

>>4802402
I have a small hand sized drone but can't really do anything special with it except air tricks I guess, no remote video either so I always have to see it to control it.

>>4802564
Can puritans go one second without blaming everything on some thing the bible implicitly forbids as if the adamic thing was anything but a drug addled myth
Even cavemen were like this. Its the natural and ideal state of man and the most peaceful future is one where YOU stop fighting us and just accept that some men were born to cut the tails off horses and root them in a mineral solution to propagate new ones.

>>4802564
I find it funny but weird that webms I share of colts being playful/mouthy always get renamed to insinuate lustful mare behavior when reposted later. funnycolt2.webm turns into needymare.webm or marewife.webm etc and et cetera.

In horse behavior, colts and geldings are naturally playful and mouthy with humans especially if bored or unable to play with other colts/horses. The depressing reality is that mare behavior mirrors human women much more closely than the uninitiated can imagine. It really reflects some deeper meaning in biology beyond my comprehension. Either way, this insertion of the mare as a replacement for the woman is a bizarre phenomena that also escapes my reasoning. Webm related is a colt named Caesar. Please wait a while before making a post.

>>4802637
Maybe women should be replaced

With robot maids that clean up after our horses and give AI powered blowjobs without complaining

>>4802575
the last thing the world needs is more hedonism and consumerism, you're the bad guy and a corporate cocksucker

>>4802637
You're overthinking /an/ things. The unwritten rules here are
Horse is acting cute
>it's a mare
Horse is acting like an ass
>it's a gelding or stallion
That seems to be the basic principle around here even if the horse show is actually the opposite

>>4802637
>this insertion of the mare as a replacement for the woman is a bizarre phenomena that also escapes my reasoning.
We're seeing more and more antisocial failed males these days and they all flock to the internet as an escape from reality where they pick up increasingly unhealthy interests and fetishes. Some of those who happened to watch cartoon ponies instead of talking to women have just progressed to projecting onto real horses.

>>4802696
>/an/ things.
>That seems to be the basic principle around here
You mean /mlp/

>>4802575
>Wanting to have sex with animals is the result of me being NORMAL, not all the years of porn I watched!
This is where you end up when you've been convinced that porn has no effect on your brain

>>4802701
shouldn't pony sales be booming? we need a neetbux for ponies government program

>>4802729
Neckbeards recoil from that idea the moment they realize how much maintenance and effort is behind each pony.

>>4802645
I prefer equine maids, they're cheaper

guys is it weird to want to [spoiler]pet[/spoiler] a horse?

>>4802817
I will find you
and I will pet you

>>4802815
that's totally normal anon, horses are for petting and especially for scratching

>>4802815
not weird but your hands will be a bit greasy afterwards and smell like horse

>>4802821
>scratching
extremely improper. please apologize for even suggesting such inappropriate action
>>4802823
>smell like horse
I can live with this

>>4802815
My neighbors have horses and I give them pets. I didn't ask them if I could pet them. They just came up and let me give them scratches, and nose squeezes.

Serious question: I read in books about medieval times or the wild west or suchlike that riders "kill their horses" as a result of riding them too hard or far, whatever that means. I have no reason to doubt the veracity of this phenomenon, but what exactly is it in the animal that's giving out as a result of the strain? Is it a heart attack, aneurysm, blood clot, anoxia, lying down for even one second for a rest, what?

>>4802575
What the fuck does this gibberish even mean Jesus dude

>>4802917
one obsessed autist that's on the opposite side of the horseshoe of crazy (Anyanigger takes the other side)

>>4802637
/mlp/ fag here I know horses are variable like people so if I see a cute horse I don't assume it's gender I just assume is a cute horse I want to pet, because hoers cute!

>>4802917
It means that you puritans need to shut up and let us propagate horsekind by cutting off their tails and rooting them in mineral solution? Duh.

How did you not know about the arcane ways of horse propagation that the church banned in the mid 1700s because people were making too many horses? Didn't you know? They raise their tails when they're ready to harvest and then regrow a new one while you plant your new horse. It's the most reliable method, right above culturing their spores. The church was so offended by the wealth of horses that they accused people who propagated them in this way of being preoccupied with phallic symbols.

>>4802895
Many things can kill or render useless a horse in a hard ride. They will work until gross overheat and systemic collapse, this is probably the cause of most acute "horse just up and fucking died" stories; the square cube law is a bitch and even in cold weather its possible to overheat a 500 kg animal through work fairly easily, it's on of the ways that wolves kill moose and wahpati. As they tire, they become less coordinated and more likely to put a foot wrong and injure/cripple themselves; and in a situation like a military dispatch ride, a lame horse is generally just euthanized outright even if it's not a clearly broken leg or whatever. Less likely would be stress related casualty like embolism, anuerism, or heart attack; these are possible by overheat death is more likely. And finally, for death march style rides, where pace is modest, but without breaks or in bad terrain, dehydration will kill, or if water is available but fodder is not, and you ride the horse until digestive paralysis, the horse will be difficult to nurse back to recovery and will probably die in a couple of days.

>>4802974
This is what Lysenko was talking about and the west villified him for

I have nothing to contribute except for kind words; I like when horses eat, the way their lips move when they chew is funny as fuck to me and i always laugh when i see them in action.

>>4803160
calling venus figurines porn is peak pop science belief to make coomers feel better about their modern phenomenon addiction. they weren't porn.

>>4803184
t. unga bunga trying to pretend someone didn't discover his porn stash
>>4803197
>my ancestor!

These horses steal ships and carry them far into the desert. The reason for this eludes our top ethologists. The crew is never heard from again.

>>4803213
>horses
Those are humpbacked desert donkeys deadass

>>4802826
this is a normal aspect of horsemanship where you can’t get people to stop feeding them, my acreage was against a suburb and the horses would walk the fence line soliciting food from every house

>>4803197
Sir or madam, this is sfw board

has anyone tasted mare milk yet, I want to but there's absolutely no market for it and asking a horse farmer would be too awkward

>>4803269
Coomer hay sends frozen mare milk direct to your door. I get a bottle a few times a year when I'm craving that neat sweet cream.
https://maresmilk.co.uk/shop-milk/

>>4803278
Is it really that good compared to cow milk?

>>4803231
That sounds annoying.

I would never feed strange horses more than a handful of grass, if that. I know some are on special diets and all that, so I would ask before feeding them treats.

>>4803213
Those ships look less than… operational… must be the middle eastern models…

>>4803117
it was the one thing he was right about

>>4803380
It's different. Lighter, noticeably sweeter and has better minerals. It's worth the seven credits to try it but I wouldn't be pouring it into my wheatbix every morning.

>>4803278
>15 euro minimum for half a liter
christ

>>4803269
befriend a mongol and they can probably hook you up

>>4803540
That's what canadians pay for cow milk. Can always be worse.

>>4803269
It's sweeter and more watery than cow milk, much higher in lactose so too much can make you feel kinda ick even if you're not intolerant

>>4804075
Another whey humans and horses are very similar.

>>4804221
they shouldn't do that at all, that's awful

>>4804221
They actually did it, those bastards!

>>4804267
they reverted to primitive donkeys

>>4804221
Don't let the barn witches hear about this one or that new foal has had it.


>>4791001
>massive overbite
>weak jawline
>beady little eyes
>protruding nose
that's no alpha, that's a chud

>>4791055
And here it is the insecure mammalianfag

>>4791001
>You don't understand! I am the terror of the dee -ACK!

>alpha
>no scars all over her body
bzzzt wrong

>>4791055
>>4791120
sharksisters… orcachuds are stretching us out with BOC again…

>>4791124
How does this even happen lmao

Hey is there a good spot I can set up my camera gear? Looks like this is gonna be a good one.

>>4791001
>turns you on your back and rubs your nose

>>4791037
They also can't breed until they're in their late 20s-30s.

>>4794076
that’s a lot of people these days though

>>4795641
would the shark have attempted something if the diver didn't touch him?

>>4795641
Nigga, what the fuck am I watching right now?

>>4791055
>>4791120
orca apologists deserve the rope

>>4791001
>Why yes, I am an alpha.
>What gave me away?

>>4797634
it makes them feel embarrassed and demotes them from alpha to beta