It's How You Raise Them

Terriers are absolutely nuts no matter how theyre raised<br>T. Realistic terrier enjoyer

>>4784187
Being a good dog parent passes onto the dog 99% of the time but pits get a bad rap for no reason

>>4784189
>dog parent
Bait or retarded. Either way not worth replying to.

/thread

>>4784191
Dog parent, trainer, same difference... The point stands that pits feel love more deeply than say, chihuahuas or shitzus... And they're one of the only breeds that can actually do anything to defend their owner. There's no better babysitter than a well trained family Pit.

>>4784185
Making sure his supper can’t escape
>>4784189
Sampling the goods

>>4784196
>And they're one of the only breeds that can actually do anything to defend their owner.
Only if you don't count
Akitas
Anatolian Shepherds
Appenzeller Sennenhunds
Beaucerons
Belgian Laekenois
Boerboels
Bullmastiffs
Canaans
Catahoula Leopard Dogs
Dobermans
Estrela Mountain Dogs
German Shepherds
Hovawart
Presa Canarios
Thai Ridgebacks
Tibetan Mastiffs
But yeah I guess pitbulls are one of the only, lmao.
>There's no better babysitter than a well trained family Pit.
Except literally every single breed listed above and more.

>>4784732
Half of those dogs simply do not exist, there's a litmus test. Have you seen any of those breeds IRL?

>>4784185
one day that dog is gonna eat that baby

>>4784732
… you didn’t list Great Pyrenees? 130lbs of fuzzy guarding instinct isn’t just useful. It’s fucking comfy.

>>4784741
Dogfags are insane and violent. More news at 11.

>>4784185
Sure, but do you know if your pitbull is going to randomly get a mental breakdown?
You can't train against mental illness in your dog.

I don't doubt they can be loyal and loving dogs when trained correctly. But its the fact that so many of them were bred to be naturally aggressive and have so many mental health problems that can make them become violent with little notice.

Imagine if you took humans and selectively bred those where the best in gladiatorial combat and also wanted them to be able to get violent really quickly for said combat. That is exactly why Pitbulls have so many issues.

If they where cross bred with a dog that was not known to have mental illness or just not aggressive it could work out. Like a Beagle, Boxer, or Labrador.

Until Pitbull breeders admit that the minds of the dogs they breed are as deterministic as the way they look this issue will never be solved.

>>4784893
>Labrador, Beagle
>no mental illness
lol
Boxers have facial illness. UGLY fucking dogs but such sweethearts. My neighbor has a boxer/pit mix and she's the sweetest thing but doesn't understand her size so my son is not allowed to play with her. She wouldn't bite him or anything but he's a first grader and she likes jumping on people.

>>4784871
hope the kid gets mauled to death and the parents jailed for life

>>4784926
Has the latter part ever even happened in those cases

>>4784943
jailed, yes. for life, probably not. rapemurderers dont even get life

Why are normies adverse to hounds?
>sweet
>gentle
>docile
>mostly healthy
>independent enough to be home alone without going mental
>social enough that the comings and goings of a busy family wont make it go mental
Ok theyre not super obedient but who cares if its just a family pet?

>>4784950
It's almost entirely zoosadists who own husky mutts.

>>4784954
>bringing up huskies out of nowhere
What?

>pitbulls only bite more often because they're so often raised by shitty owners that don't train them right!
Prove it. Show actual evidence that pitbulls are disproportionately poorly trained to the degree that it can account for pic related.

>>4784970
>strawman
>show actual evidence to my non-academic evidence

>>4784187
This is the part i dont understand
Like nobody bats an eye if you say yorkies or jack russels act insane but a 40lb yorkie with 300psi bite force bred to fight other 40 lb yorkies is sacred and and docile for some reason

>>4784977
>bred to fight other Yorkies
This is the key phrase. They are fighting dogs with dog aggression. Very few possess human aggression.

>>4784981
>Very few possess human aggression.

>>4784981
The aggression is there and innate and if you dont manage it it will surface inappropriately
Pitmommies and shelter karens wont even acknowlede it, let alone manage it which is why they all should be considered dangerous

>>4784925
When was the last time you heard a labrador, beagle, or a boxer randomly developing psychosis?

Also fuck you, Boxers are beautiful dogs. I can not resist smiling back at them.

>>4784977
>>4784981
>>4784187
You know part of the reason why pitbulls can be so violent is because they where cross bread with terriers for their aggression.

>>4785079
God damn why do i bother with this low iq board

>>4785086
Go clean the little box faggot.

>>4785104
The one inside of the big box.

>>4785079
>Terriers for aggression
For prey drive.

Terriers aren't human-aggressive.

Reactive Chihuahuas owned by shit grandmas who never care for them don't count.

>>4785079
Even well trained pits are insanely neurotic. Constant lip licking, whale eye, shaking, biased tail wag. Often chewing walls and doors to deal with separation anxiety. Resource guarding. Just complete fucking spazzes. The breed should be banned just because they all seem to live in constant anxiety and discomfort.

>>4785152
That's all caused by humans. Banning dogs doesn't solve the problem, people just move on to a new dog.

>>4785167
So, coincidentally, every pit I’ve met has neuroticism exclusively caused by their owners. While every other breed I’ve met has “good owners” who don’t cause this neuroticism outside of a handful of insane small dogs.
Then the solution is to just ban any pet owners with a neurotic dog from ever owning dogs again, until they pass a training course to make them into good owners.

>>4785175
I just think if you are susceptible to manipulation and you read one bad thing about something you’ll start seeing everywhere. It's the spotlight effect.

That solution sounds sane and most rescues already have rigid procedures in place to make sure their dogs go to good homes.

>>4785187
I think you have a savior complex and cannot accept the sad truth of breed instinct and instinctual behavior. Being pro pit is pushed massively on social media platforms- if either of us is consuming propaganda, it’s you.

>>4785256
Looks like it’s fighting off the urge to bite his face off

Like it or not, small dogs are the most logical choice for people with children and/or small muscles.

>>4785236
The breed instinct is that they are very bad with other dogs if they aren't pet quality like 80% of dogs are irrespective of breed.

>its how you raise them
How come other dogs aren’t as aggressive even when raised poorly or with aggression in mind?
There’s this old man I know who took in a Rottweiler guard dog because some suburban youths robbed his house and the dog tried to cuddle with them.
He worked him a bit and he’s a lot meaner now but he still never attacks unprovoked.

>>4785386
Mastiffs, Shepherds, and LGDs are as bad and worse when raised poorly.

>>4785306
The breed instinct is to ignore pain and win dog fights + prey drive and gaminess from the terrier portion. So they never get to work because their work is dog fighting, and it makes them neurotic. And then one day they snap, zero in on a child or grandmother (prey), and maul them. People are not raising their dogs to rip their children out of their arms and spread their guts across the yard, and you don’t fucking see that behavior with any other pure breed (besides rotts and gs rarely).

>>4785386
They can be though, the main issue isn't necessarily aggression since there are dogs more aggressive than them, but that they poorly telegraph/snap more often and when they do get aggressive its way worse.

>>4785510
>the old B-but pits don't tell their next attack!
They aren't human boxers retard, and this has never happened before. What's next? Lockjaw?

>>4785397
>are as bad or worse
I refuse to believe that pits are both more popular than all mastiffs, shepherd and lgds combined and also just happen to be abused at a higher rate. Face it, pits are just dangerous dogs.

>>4784981
They SHOULDN'T (increased dog aggression and dishonest signalling though can still lead to human aggression if not handled), but ironically the complete removal of the breed from dogfighting and into backyard breeding and all that produces dogs that are no longer so tightly controlled. When the APBT's ancestors were still used for dog fighting, any human aggression would lead to even collateral relatives of the dog being culled

Retarded pitmommies are another huge cause, an APBT should only be owned by an active single male that actually excercises yhe dog rigourously. Weird shelter mixes also may give you some horrific mix of drives. An actual APBT simply shouldn't be a general population type of dog

Compare the American Bulldog to the APBT and you can see it is the terrier admixture that really just turns them into the fucking lunatics they are.

>>4785167
The breed has a high strung sort of nature like a Malinois, it's a working dog (even more - it's a game dog). Even the supposed "companion" breed American Bullies (I own one, they're absolutely not, the way retards like to believe) have some level of this - though they exhibit much more of a Mastiff and Bulldog nature (i.e. they are lazy fucks - but have a stubbornness) and may exhibit fairly high dog dominance and even aggression rather than the terrier sort of prey drive

>>4784196
APBT are very bad "defense" dogs (not that they won't defend an owner), barring perhaps if you count bandogs.

>>4785961
Bullies are real cool.
All the ones I've seen were real friendly. They're like what pit bull defenders say pit bulls are.

>>4784741
Do these insane pitfags only exist in America? I live outside Portland and I can't even count all the homeless retards here who have these things off leash outside their rape vans just prowling around

>>4784189
She needs to teach him to stop playing with his food.

https://twitter.com/BLACKLOTUSTAC/s<wbr>tatus/1785741606353567755/video/1

Umm pitsisters? Our response?

>>4787457
Our response is IT'S HOW YOU FUCKING RAISE THEM. Those pitties just looked like they were playing anyway. Bunch of pussies, all I would have done is snuggled them and booped their noses

>>4787457
we pretend it didn’t happen and bury our heads in the sand again

i take care of some husky pitbull mix dogs for my sister, she is a shit owner and i dont have much time with them but ive taught them to do a lot of tricks
they've never had a problem with aggression vs people, even complete strangers that come to the house (they just rush toward them, then sniff them like crazy before getting clingy and wanting attention from the new person) but its scary when people walk by the fence, especially with dogs because i dont really know how mine are going to react and not being able to control how people or their dogs will act
there are times when my dogs will go up to the fence and bring their paws up to see over and just check people out, sometimes my dogs do some light barking at the passerby, sometimes they'll have a dog and it will immediately start losing their shit at our dogs and our dogs will get riled up in turn, sometimes everyone is chill but my dogs will stick their heads out past the fence in a desperate attempt to smell the other dog and wag their tails/whimper
i just want to train them to basically not react at all to people walking by, to just chill instead of getting scared/nervous and rushing to the fence. is it just them being vigilant, bored or wanting to mess around with the other dogs or what do you think i can do besides tell my sister she needs a slightly taller fence

>>4787547
im just asking, you dont have to be rude

>>4787549
I'm just acknowledging that I read it is all

>>4786309
Even owning (technically not mine) and coming to love him, they are a bit more like the "UwU he just wants snuggles xd" shit that people spout about pitbulls, but I still ASSUME dog aggression is on the cards, even though it's actually pretty rare and most cases have been someone letting their unsocialised misbehaving dog to try hump or piss on him, or an actual escaped game APBT. An outdoor Husky tried to maul him as a pup, so now he does have some reactiveness around Huskies and Malamutes (males at least). People treat the situation as either one of two retarded extremes, like I move him off the path and sit and wait to allow people to pass, not everyone likes dogs, and some people sneer like I just raped their granny right in front of them, or they get all "uWu he's a cute snugglebug xd".

Even the APBT "should" be reasonably human friendly, but I wouldn't exactly bet on it with a neurotic shelter mutt and a pitmommy

>>4787539
APBT will ALWAYS be dog driven even in a mix, whether that comes out as aggression is maybe not set in stone, but they will have a drive. Huskies are often dickheads too, so you may have a ticking timebomb. I'd probably stick with just reinforcing calmness and non-rectivity as you are, "it doesn't matter if there's a dog over there, leave it alone" being the message to the dog.

>>4787457
Show this to liberals when they ask why you need a gun with a high capacity magazine.

>>4787660
>Oh, so you "need" it for felony animal abuse because you're too bigoted to use pepper spray? Let me guess, 18 60? 14 88? All you pittie haters are the same. Dogs dont deserve to die because you triggered them by coming too close to their territory. They just need some training. Give me a youtube video from larry krohn or joel beckman and i'll have all these pitties turned into loving nanny dogs in a day. And you want to kill them, psychopath!

>>4784196
>The point stands that pits feel love more deeply than say, chihuahuas or shitzus
How the fuck could you know this? You really think you can compare the qualia of different dogs?

>>4787660
>>4787666
True and factual scenarios.

>>4784981
Dog only aggression is a myth. Colby's own dog killed his nephew.
The one unique thing about pit aggression is that it's predatory towards dogs (and people). One fighting pitbull was known to eat it's opponent's flesh in the ring.

>>4784196
Pits only attacks infants and grannies.
Pitbulls are too cowardly to attacks an intruder, which is why this never happens.
shitbull owners are simply murderes waiting for their demons to kill babies; we have been over this many times and it has been proven even more times already.
Kill shitbulls and kill shitbull owners, simple as.

>>4787457
>>4787660
It took several shots to bring that big one down too. Is someone calling the cop a pussy lmao

>>4788998
based shitbull hater. We need to exterminate this breed as soon as possible.

I hope every pitbull hater gets mauled by a pitbull.

>>4785291
>small dogs
Small dogs tend to be vicious assholes. Labs and golden retrievers are more friendly. Big dogs tend to be lazy, so they're also good with kids. Pits are just dumb. They're too small to be overtly lazy, so they do have the energy to be aggressive, and they're big enough to do damage, unlike something like an equally aggressive Chihuahua.

>>4789334
Amstaffs are highly intelligent.

Amstaff training progression1080p copy 2.webm

>>4789347
Cope thread for bull-type terrier fanboys! Remember statistics are inflated and it's incredibly rare to get killed by any dog let alone a “pitbull”

>>4789349
>ok, but listen
>if you apply my special definition of pitbull
>which limits it to a totally unrecognized breed
>which has its own name, which is not "pitbull"
>there are no pitbulls
>so there are no pitbull attacks
Somewhere, a rabbi shed a tear of pride

Imagine applying this logic to retrievers
>that wasn't a retriever
>it was a golden
>only labrador retrievers are retrievers

>>4789353
>no!!!! Every short coated stocky dog is a pitbull!!! Stop using logic, ahhhh! Serbia!!! Ahh!
Kek

Tell me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure we owe the entire pitbull controversy today to Michael Vick. His arrest was huge, the racial subtext of it was huge, and accordingly there came a push among dog people to rescue pitbulls, both literally and from their public image as fighting dogs. This was 2007 - how many people ever talked about pitbulls before then? Such was how people outside the project or the trailer park began to adopt pit bulls, and how the culture of it all got to the point it is now.

>>4789452
>how many people ever talked about pitbulls before then?
Lots of people, zoom zoom

>>4789353
>Somewhere, a rabbi shed a tear of pride
jejin’
>>4789452
not really
this was known since before then
at best it just brought more attention to it

>>4789479
>>4789976
Nobody called them "velvet hippos" back then. I'm talking about the desperation among respectable dog owners to make them seem nice, that's what came out of Michael Vick. With these people, I attribute it to white guilt, then and now.

>>4789334
Small dogs are like that because most of them were bred to hunt rodents and other vermin by chasing them into their own burrows. Labs are just as dumb as shitbulls in my experience.
>>4789452
The Michael Vick arrest is indeed what psyoped white women into trying to "rescue" shitbulls en masse. Before that, you only ever really heard about them in a negative context. They were still associated with being fighting dogs rather than family pets.

>>4786496
>Do these insane pitfags only exist in America?
They exist in almost every single western country unfortunately. And it's not only pitfags that behave like that.

>>4786496
i think so but its probably just a few freaks worldwide, my uncles staffordshire nip at my cousin who was like 3, he took it to the vet and put it down because he knew it couldnt be around the family.

>>4784189
>pits get a bad rap for no reason
>no reason
bro...

>>4789349
>It wasn't it pit, it was an overlapping breed with 0.000000000001% different DNA!
Weird how this isn't an issue with other breed categories. Hound attacks must be under reported or something.

>>4792066
I had a friend whose lip got ripped in half by a Whippet. Nasty things

>>4792489
How did he not manage to fight off a whippet? They're 90% air.

>>4792493
It was a short little woman. She never stood a chance. That's why you should feel very nervous anytime you see a woman walking a dog that weighs more than 40 pounds. They're not actually in control

>>4792569
If you NEED physical force to control a dog, you're not in control of a dog.

>>4784185
That's true but once a pitbull snaps it's over. I was running in my neighborhood and this mini poodle bit my calf which surprisingly hurt like hell. Can't imagine what my leg would look like if it were a pitbull

>>4792575
Hence why most dogs need a collar and leash. I don't trust the average retard on the street to know what they're doing

>>4792569
>>4792593
Basically. If they sperg out it’ll practically drag them along with them

>>4792672
Yup. Love dogs but the gen pub is just too unpredictable. Have had too many close ones with either on or off leash

>>4792593
I'd more readily trust that a 100lb woman walking a collie on a loose leash and not struggling has more control over her dog than the biggest, buffest man you've ever seen having to hold his cane corso by its choke collar to stop it hurting itself when it pulls with all it's weight.

>>4784950
>Houndy smell
>Loud
>Not super interesting looking
>Disobedient
I like them but I understand why the average pet owner goes with a lab or golden instead.

>>4784189
When they bite they do not let go. wtf are you talking about?

>>4792951
>Houndy smell
So they stink? Unfortunate

>>4789452
Most of those dogs have to be dead by now right? I heard that of those dogs only 2 had to be put down.

>>4785963
You can do worse. You can do better. I did a few months of training with a club and the general vibe on pits and bulldogs was that they are retardedly athletic but suck at obedience, the good ones on the sleeve still tend to be “brawlers” meaning they’ll lose interest if the decoy doesn’t fight back hard enough, and the bad ones are straight up garbage that some Jamal bred in his backyard and the dog aggression that comes with them is considered a massive headache for the club or competitive environment which is why none of them are competing at any serious level.

>>4792854
where tf do you live if you have many close calls with dogs?

>>4793147
There is so much trash in this world.

>>4793700
I live in Haiti brother. Come visit sometime

>>4793075
yeah their skin oil is pretty strong smelling, also any dog with excess skin and wrinkles is going to be prone to skin problems that also smells

>>4793895
based on what's going on in Haiti right now I think I will pass

>>4794208
What is wrong with white people?

>>4793895
no one in their right mind would do that

>>4784185
Dogs should understand that children are not their friend or enemy, that they are meant to be left alone because it is something special to their owner, not them

I'm carrying a knife every day just in case a shitbull even comes close to one of my kids. It'll be bleeding out before even coming up with any ideas in its retard brain.

>>4784977
My yorkie is a rescue and he is very calm. He sometimes gets pissed at other dogs but that is understandable, he never attacked a human in his 15 years of life.

>>4785291
No because children are rough on dogs, you need something big and sturdy

>>4794861
This fucker is the most lobotimised toadie I've seen yet

>>4794861
toadiebroz… how do we retvrn…?

>>4784185
Shit bull killed my cat so nah

>>4795015
lots of dogs will kill cats. theyre prey animals like rabbits.

>>4795017
Most dogs however will not escalate from there and start munching on people and other animals

>>4795092
Pitbulls dont escalate from there, they are already at 100%. If a cat comes first it was just unlucky. Oftentimes a dog or a child is first.

Everything that doesnt move is food to a lab
Everything that moves is food to a pitbull

Simple stuff

I like pitbull type dogs and think they are cute but I also wouldn't own one or let them near a kid.

>>4794208
Even the baby realizes it's in danger. What dumb ass parents, their literal baby is more aware than them lol.

A nigger is still a nigger when raised by a white family. There's no raising that'll fix genetic predisposition. Do your part and kill every pitbull you see. I have killed 11 pitbulls and every time the law takes my side, I just tell them "that fucking mutt was being aggressive and tried attacking" and you'll be just fine.

>>4784867
At least she's rightfully afraid.

>>4789349
>maybe maybe maybe
So he's talking out of his ass, I see.

Reminds of The Onion's:
>Boy’s Tragic Death Could Have Happened To Any Family With 20-Foot Pet Python

>>4794868
Oh shiiiiit that's a fire collab. When do it drop

>>4797285
I’m pretty sure something like that did happen funnily enough

>>4796907
It’s a primal kind of realization. He doesn’t yet know what death is but he can still feel a vague sense of impending doom right around the corner and stays silent but alert in hopes of not drawing its attention. Scary stuff.

>>4796918
pretty much
nature will be nature


Anonymous

I believe it's possible to accurately guess characteristics/traits of somebody by their favorite animal
For example,
>If their favorite animal is a fox, they're a furry
>If it's a wolf, they were the weird kid in school
>Horse, they want to be dicked down by a horse
>Cat, they're feminine or a woman
>Dog, they're very basic
What do you think? What are some other examples?

>>4778197
If their favorite animal is any bird they're all of these

Dog - gigachad
Dog and cat - gigachad
Cat - autist

Most of the "cat people" in this image also had dogs.

>>4778359
Lenin had a dog and a cat

Confirmed based

>>4778360
That would be a knock against them if anything

My favourite animal is marmot what am I?

>>4778197 shut your fucking face about fox enjoyers ok

Fish and reptile<br>Ether autistic antisocial relating to the expressionless animals or beast tamer chud archetype

I'd describe myself as a millipede enthusiast

>>4778551
Come on you know it's true
/fox/ is full of furries and foxes are by far the most common fursona

>>4778197
>cat, they dont care about other lifeforms

>>4778209
easy, disfunctional family and/or home environment

Octopus? (Not into hentai, just think theyre cool)

>>4778204
Lovecraft was a huge fuckin' loser for his entire life my man

>>4779375
You were bullied in highschool.

>>4778197
Marlon Brando wasn't gay, he fucked everything

>>4780899
They aren't really that obscure. Pretty much every zoo has one.

>>4778197
Probably not. My cousin has a lion tattoo and he's vegan.

>>4779424
>Rat
You like watching a certain streamer waste thousands on gambling sites

Autism. The "I can accurate describe your personality based on the date and time when you were born!" Animal edition. Go outside and talk to people, covid is over buddy...

>>4778197
Whats with /an/ and hating cats?

>>4778197
Most simultaneously attractive and evil person I met adored snakes. Real Eve in the garden shit.

>>4782518
cats are an environmental disaster, /an/ is supposed to care about nature

>>4782850
Cats are an environmental disaster like carbon is. Carbon isn't doing shit, it's the specific way humans are putting carbon in the environment in combination with other activities that disrupt it.

If you stop letting the cats out, stop feeding them, and pick up the trash, the feral cat population totally vanishes. Once someone did an experiment in the australian outback to determine how invasive cats were. There was a fence, and on one side of the fence, farmers shot dingos and said "no, these are wild dogs not real dingos, actually dingos are a very established invasive species and totally threaten native animals! we should kill even more dingos!". On the other side of the fence, the dingos were left alone, and few people lived.

On the dingo side, the 'invasive' cat population totally vanished for years, only reappearing sporadically, for no clear reason except maybe, someones unfixed cats escaped.

>>4782854
>shoot the cats predator
>release cats "because they will get rid of the mice"
>now you have tons of cats and tons of mice
>keep doing this despite persistent proof the cats have never gotten rid of mice and population surveys show the mouse population actually continues growing
human logic

>>4782518
Newfag tourist that don't know 4chan is a cat website

>>4782518
influx of dog “people” that feel they need to wage a console war

>>4778197
My favorite is the Gibbon.
What's my horoscope, OP?

man what if I like horses but don’t want to end up like Mr hands? <br>there’s gotta be something more to it, someone said people who like horses are stubborn

>>4782518
/an/ is a bird board, and cats are a disaster for us the planet. Plus their owners are either NPC tier normals or complete fucking weirdos. Basically cats need to go extinct is all.

>>4782518
Cat-haters are under the impression that all Cat Enjoyers let their cats outside and don't clean their litterbox because they've met a few disgusting individuals who are like that, and because Cat-haters have the brain of a toddler, they can't even begin to think of a world in which their limited experiences aren't universal.
And so they project onto all Cat Enjoyers their short-sighted expectations and refuse to acknowledge reason and logic. That is, that litterboxes don't smell if you're not a disgusting person, and that reasonable Cat Enjoyers don't let their cats outside. And these are facts that the smooth-brained Cat-Hating individuals physically cannot comprehend.
And, even the unique Cat-Hater who can comprehend such facts, simply refuses to because their narcissistic tendencies encourage the rush of attention and adrenaline they get from being a huge contrarian. 'Other people like cats and understand that they are inherently clean creatures? Well *I* don't and *I* think they're gross and disgusting and dirty because *I* am a very special and unique little boy and more special and unique than everyone else because *I* think differently!'.

>>4785010
To add further evidence to the contrarianism of Cat-Haters, their primary sticking point is that it's 'unhygenic' to have an animal poop in a box in your home. Aside from the fact that you should be cleaning your floors and surfaces if you have any animal living inside, this isn't exactly a bad point. However, us logical individuals know that these contrarians are insincere and don't actually believe what they're saying because almost every pet you can possibly own poops in a box in your home in some form or another. Birds, reptiles, indoor rabbits, small mammals etc. And contrarians will argue that 'it doesn't smell as bad as cat shit', which proves they're insincere, since unclean bird, rabbit and reptile homes stink like shit. They may also argue that it isn't as unhygenic because 'birds and reptiles etc don't track litter and shit throughout your house' which is another lie since normal pet owners let their small pets have time outside their cage/viv every day.
All this to prove that the vitriolic cat hate on/AN is from midwit, low-iq individuals who can't see past their own nose, or narcissistic contrarians who think they're special for disliking an animal for reasons that aren't actually reasons.
So don't pay them much mind.

>>4785010
>Cat-haters are under the impression that all Cat Enjoyers let their cats outside and don't clean their litterbox
tldr didnt read your schizo essay past this but this is most cat owners just like most dog owners leave their dog in the backyard to get dirty and bark 24/7 while they're at work

the sole difference occurs on /an/, where the dog owners are autists who work from home and mostly prefer huskies, gsds, and collies which dont really smell bad and aren't very aggressive especially if trained, but the cat owners dont really change because the same kind of autist that keep a really clean and quiet dog is closely related to the kind of autist that wanted a cat so they'd have more time to play video games, which leads to:
most cat owners on /an/ staunchly defend letting their cat out and insist the litterbox does not need scooped daily or cleaned weekly.

but it does.

>>4785020
>most cat owners on /an/ staunchly defend letting their cat out and insist the litterbox does not need scooped daily or cleaned weekly.
This is further proof of the insincerity of the Cat-Hating low-iq individuals on /an. Most of the Cat Enjoyers advocate for indoor cats only, and cleaning your litterbox as often as possible. And I know this because I can read. This is provable across all threads up right now.
Cat-Haters have to make things up for their arguments to hold any amount of water.

>>4785071
I saw a lot of unnecessary capitalization so I didn't read this post, sorry.

>>4778353
Reptiles are mostly just the autist animal. Everyone knows spiders are the serial killer favorite

>>4785020
Cleaning litterboxes is for peasants

My favorite is raccoon, what does that say?

>>4779377
And yet he didn't have a pet wolf named niggerman

>>4778197
Not reading the thread.
>bear
What does that say?

>>4778571
>beast tamer chud archetype
What is this?

>>4788027
I literally cannot fathom it.
Please, anon.

>>4778197
I like gibbons, guess my personality.

>>4782518
Cat owners have been linked to schizophrenia
Case in point:
>>4785010
>>4785016
>>4785071

>>4778197
I like cats and donkeys because they obviously have distinct personalities and levels of intelligence between individuals.
How donkeys have been the default example of all philosophers defending the vision of animals as flesh machines truly baffles me.

>>4789586
>cat hate on/AN is from midwit, low-iq individuals who can't see past their own nose, or narcissistic contrarians who think they're special for disliking an animal for reasons that aren't actually reasons.
This has yet to be disproved.

>>4792574
and it never will be (for obvious reasons)

>>4778197
I like deep sea fish
>oarfish
>anglerfish
>all the weird cnidarians/ctenophores
>octopuses and squid
>etc.
How can you pick just one?

Koalas are also cool

>>4790224
donkeyfags are my favorite people on the planet

>>4785004
The weak will perish by the claws of the strong. You sound like a coward with an inferiority complex.

>>4778359
>completely unprompted dogfag seething
every time

>>4782518
It's mostly a couple of birdfucker schizos trying to stir shit and then the naturally obedient dog owners join in

>>4785016
>every pet you can possibly own poops in a box in your home in some form or another
Dogfags literally just let them shit in their backyard and leave it to fester and stink up the whole neighborhood

>>4778197
I like snakes, not because of some fetish or for attention, but because they are just cute

>>4778197
Well, If I said my favorite animal was a pigeon, what would you gauge?

>>4778197
what if you have multiple favorites? what if you like a specific GROUP of animals? this needs more specifics.

I like the bulls/rams of most Bovid species, Bison especially since they're essentially impossible to tame. cheetahs are another favorite. I'm assuming extinct Archosaurs don't count? I've got cats and I WOULD have a dog if I had time and space for one (hell, I'd have a small farm but I live in kikeworld so that isn't happening for a while). dogs are cool. I also used to keep aquariums when I had the space.

>>4782857
aren't cats in the outback attaining absurd sizes due to having next to no competition and tons of prey? or is that just sensationalism?

>>4794294
>shit inside is better than shit outside
catfaggots everyone

>>4783128
You like little gremlin things and goblin aesthetics. You are the male equivalent of a woman who obsess over chibi things, but instead of ooooing or awwwwing you are imagining Zach Hadel noises dubbed over videos like those gibbons

>>4778197
I like parrots. I keep a pair of sun conures.

>>4794877
>posts a pic of several stumps
Sir, this is the animal board. Not the stump board.

>>4795095
based
>>4795121
based and ‘otsubapilled

>>4795310
So youre youre no better than the festering shit dogfaggot

>>4795065
we probably wouldn’t get along, most likely a political centrist and fatass

>>4778197
What's a velvet worm liker then, anon?

>>4796786
You post on the g-fur threads on /b/

>>4796786
Why don’t you just get a heavier weight instead of pasting rabbits to it?

>>4778197
>Horse, they want to be dicked down by a horse
Not true. Some of us want to dick down a mare

>>4796861
A patrician.
>>4797160
Would. All of them. (Not the pig)

>>4797160
>when your gf takes a beach selfie with her much hotter friends

>>4778197
can confirm, I like cats and I'm a faggot bottom

>>4797404
Look man, that’s way too much pork for my hog


Any anteater chads here? What do you feed them? Any special needs?

>>4737564
yeh they eat ants. Its in the name. ant-eater

>>4737564
That's a tamandua they will eat beefs and rices + some fruits

>>4737564
Are you asking if anyone owns one? Is that even legal??

>>4737589
It's a fucking cat with a snout, how can it be illegal?

You have to be careful or they'll end up clawing through your electrical cabinet in their insatiable search for ants.

>>4737604
They grow bigger than cats and have some powerful claws anon

>>4737564
Bruh how is it that in America you can just own anything that breaths and keep it as a pet

Or yeah nearly anything since 1865

>>4737736
Those weren't pets those were draft animals.

>>4738494
there's a few different species

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant<wbr>_anteater

they're absolutely capable of fucking you up considering they kill jaguars in the wild.

>>4737736
You actually really can't. Anything that's threatened or endangered anywhere is verboten, every state has their own blacklist as well, and basically anything that's capable of harming a human requires licensure - yes, even dogs in most states, though enforcement is lax. Plus anything that australia puts on their "do not export" list gets outlawed, even if it's shit like the various agamas that are both ridiculously common in Aus and very unlikely to become invasive for various reasons.

You can hit them with your car, etc.

Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?

>>4740448
We have exceptions for captive bred animals. The world is not Australia.

>>4737681
They only do that if they lack enrichment. You can buy them fake little electrical cabinet replicas to destroy if you have to leave them alone for any span of time.

>>4740441
Does that look like a giant anteater to you?

>>4740830
looks like a giant anteater that has yet to grow bigger

>>4737736
You can’t own shit in America I have a few ducks and i keep them on the low so I don’t have to file for permits and shit.

>>4740910
Why do their forearms look like pandas

>>4740910
pretty sure that’s one of the smaller south american anteater’s which do not grow bigger

>>4741905
why do their legs look like cher

>>4740910
OP's pic is probably this one

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South<wbr>ern_tamandua

>>4743030
here is a video of one having fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nl<wbr>vlhfE2h0

>>4740910
its a tamandua, theres 3 types. Giant, tamandua and silky

>>4737604
it's not you retard
if you keep wild animals as pets, government officials come and take it away
at least in my country

>>4750104
Sucks living in a totalitarian shithole.

>>4740448
>Anything that's threatened or endangered anywhere is verboten
This is the most retarded thing.
>This animal is endangered and must be protected from going extinct.
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BREED ENDANGERED ANIMALS TO EXPLODE THEIR POPULATION AND KEEP THEM AS PETS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bison were rescued from the edge of extinction by bison farmers. They probably would be extinct today if it had been made illegal to eat them.

>>4750109
>Bro your cat looks kinda retarded. Is it ok?

>>4750124
We can follow your logic after systematically destroying the traditional chinese witchcraft trade. The great leap backward and the cultural devolution were a disaster for nature and make a few british fucks with tiger rugs look tame.

Essentially, lifting these laws would make anything but outright no-trade-or-migration-with-china laws unenforceable and the list would quickly grow to all their cash-hungry lacky countries. Its easier to just run zoos that are allowed to breed endangered or captured animals and arrest everyone else (and their source too)

>>4750164
Nah. The solution for every endangered animal is to make a resilient feral population outside it’s native context. Koalas should be a menace on eucalyptus groves globally until they learn how to knock over bins and eat trash at night. Then put the weird ones that eat trash near tourists to make them even worse. Then we send their supercharged descendants back to Australia.

>>4750285
It’s easy to how. That video shows how surprisingly agile and quickly they are

>>4750285
that's why they're placating him with belly rubs from a cute asian girl (assuming, could be latina or something i guess).

>>4750285
Jaguars don't fuck with them because they can easily kill a jaguar. But they're incredibly chill and only attack when harmed, so no, they can't kill you unless you try to kill it first.

>>4750285
I want some Redditor to go to Brazil to cuddle "le epic floof" only to get disembowelled on camera

>>4750834
What is that it’s drinking off the floor

>>4750349
Shockingly, Brazil has a lot of Japanese people.

>>4750109
Thought this thing had 2 heads for a second

is it true these things can piss like 15 feet

>>4737564
Why are they like this? Is it autism?

>>4750116
You are one that's living in a shithole. Anteaters are protected species.

>>4757899
What's more likely to exist, gnomes (existence documented in many cultures around the world) or some supposed biological vacuum cleaner that solely subsists on tiny ants?

>>4759369
Anteaters don't live in any country with a high HDI, thirdie-kun.

>>4759385
Gnomes aren't even a folkloric creature, they are an OC of an early modern Swiss pseudoscientist called Paracelsus.

>>4750109
holy shit it doesnt even look real when it moves around. it doesnt look like a real animal. its like a manga creature from a fantasy world.

>>4759584
Dali was an attention whore above all else. All of the egdy statements he made in support of fascism, Hitler, universal enslavement of all Africans, misogyny, violence towards children, he did to foment outrage and use it to promote himself. And it worked. Nobody remembers his edgelord attitude nowadays, but everybody remembers him and his works.

>>4760259
>There was no reason for me to stop telling one and all that to me Hitler embodied the perfect image of the great masochist who would unleash a world war solely for the pleasure of losing and burying himself beneath the rubble. I have often dreamed of Hitler as a woman. He turned me on in the highest.

>>4759584
And Picasso was a communist. Your point being?

>>4760333
Nearly every single modern artist was a communist of some kind, this is hardly breaking news.

>>4760345
And nearly everyone from the early 20th century and before was some flavor of ‘fascist’ when going by modern standards

>>4760378
Dude, modern artists lived in the early XXth century.
>and before
Fascism =/= authoritarianism

>>4760345
Yes thats why they hate it when people with actual skill and taste earn fame and when humans follow their inborn beauty standards. Contribution to society scares commies almost as much as normal and ideal human behavior for some reason.

>>4760401
Picasso could draw better classical portraits than any of the Nazi artists, he just thought it was boring and added nothing to the canon of fine art. He painted this one as a child.

>>4760408
instead he decided to detract from fine art by showcasing mental illness, the degeneration of the human condition into something that is neither the hardy ape nor the industrious and athletic natural state of man

Fuck him and fuck modern art. Modern art is literally the hatred of nature, natural concepts, natural order, natural law, and natural tendencies. The modernist declares these fallacious because they are because they are.

>>4760427
Everything wrought by humans is a part of nature simply because humans are. If you don't accept this thesis, then anything you declare the "natural order" is an arbitrary definition based solely on your personal biases and preferences. Art is pretty unnatural in the first place, you know. Whether it strives to reflect or defy reality, it remains wholly artificial.

>>4760393
> Dude, modern artists lived in the early XXth century.
>nearly everyone
> Fascism =/= authoritarianism
Correct. Not always agreed upon unfortunately. Hope you feel the same about the other regimes at the time with amazingly similar views and beliefs to the actual ‘fascists’ as well as before.

>>4760430
>t. another midwit that doesn't understand what nature actually means
Ugly is not beautiful. Sorry bud.

>>4760451
So are you talking about aesthetic appeal or the natural order? Because nature is full of things that most people would consider very ugly. Make up your mind.

>>4760477
>He doesn't know
Human beauty standards are "natural" in that they refer heavily to health and basic evolutionary fitness. Like symmetrical faces, which correlate strongly with good nutrition and a lack of mental illness, and are something we NATURALLY strive towards having NATURALLY. Natural typically means things that arise via natural processes of selection rather than midwit musings and idealist garbage. ie: THCa is a natural compound with function in controlling cell death and repelling pests in the hemp plant. The psychoactive, decarboxylated form is typically unnatural due to the foolish intervention of humans adding heat.

Most people typically understand natural to also be normally, but not necessarily, superior, because something that is natural has most likely been subject to natural selection for enough time to prove its worth in aiding the survival of a species. Most, but not all, natural things are the best option available for whatever problem they solve.

ie: Most people agree that intra-specific empathy is a NATURAL trait of human beings. It is therefore most likely, but not necessarily, a superior trait in most situations.

Incorrect beauty standards or a conscious resistance to correct (natural) beauty standards could be construed as an attempt to select against health and for mental illness.

>>4760488
The prevailing beauty standards are anything but natural. In fact, they seem to go directly against the basic principles of nature, regardless of the gender. Women prefer bulky and muscular dudes, but bulking up is a horrible strategy from the evolutionary standpoint. It involves wasting amounts of time, effort and resources on something that's perfectly useless for survival. You can't really get more unnatural as a man than a bodybuilder. The women suffer from the opposite extreme. They starve themselves half to death to appeal to the male preference for slender, graceful females. Mother Nature would weep tears of blood if she could see it... or would she?

It turns out that animals across every clade sexually select for traits that are not only utterly worthless for survival, but are often actively harmful to it. Peacock tails are the textbook example of that. They may look pretty to humans and to their own females, but they make the lives of male peacocks short and brutal. Not only do they prevent them from flying well, they also serve as magnets for the predators due to their visibility from a large distance. Not even humans have beauty standards as detrimental to their survival as that.

Now, you would either have to concede that such a thing as "natural beauty standards" doesn't really exist, or accuse the peacocks of being degenerate commies out to destroy the natural order of things.

>>4761032
>Women prefer bulky and muscular dudes
Women actually prefer lanky and wiry men, every time this is studied. They want a tall man who is naturally muscular but not ripped and has physical traits indicating lifelong health and sufficient virility. It's men that prefer bulky and muscular lantern jawed dudes because that's how they select warriors to ally with - people who show natural and conscious inclinations towards violence against other humans. Intra-tribal competition is a natural part of humanity so we have two ideal male types, the provider (wiry, tall man) and the warrior (stockier, more muscular, hones himself for murder).

>Women starve themselves to death
To honestly signal their fecundity by emphasizing wide hips and naturally supple breasts rather than false signaling via weight gain. Women who get married and become reproductively active typically gain weight. This is the natural female beauty cycle.

>>4761036
>Women who get married and become reproductively active typically gain weight.
And then get dumped together with their kid because their husbands couldn't get it up with a fat sow. This is the natural female beauty cycle in a ghetto. Elsewhere, women continue taking good care of themselves after childbirth.

>>4761040
Historically married women had an appreciable layer of fat and people fucking loved it. They weren't cows, they were genuinely curvy.

The universal anorexia thing is super new and created by capitalist mind control

>>4761042
>Historically married women had an appreciable layer of fat and people fucking loved it. They weren't cows, they were genuinely curvy.
Correct. Women need a certain amount of body fat anyway in order to have proper working hormones and for heathy pregnancy.
>The universal anorexia thing is super new and created by capitalist mind control
Seems more like a commie thing

>>4761049
Communists do it accidentally because their system doesnt actually work with industrial society (or atheism, marx himself must be removed for a communist economy to function), capitalists do it on purpose to sell weight loss scams because their system works too well with industrial society.

Wait, anteaters?

>>4761049
>>4761055
People who have actually lived in post-communist countries all remember morbidly obese grannies, sales clerks, waitresses etc. Obesity is a sign of poverty, not wealth, as it's the consequence of unhealthy diets with a prevalence of bread, cereal, spaghetti and other cheap sources of quick carbs. Besides, it's much easier for a woman to gain weight than to lose it.

>>4761055
>>4761061
actually the joke is that they’re hungry and starving :)

>see that anteater thread gained a bunch most posts
>enter thread, expecting more anteater content
>it's this shit
:(

>>4760488
The great joke is that nature is much weirder than humans can even imagine. Like the alien species we come up with in science fiction stories are child's play compared to what some animals are like on this very planet.

>>4737736
nah you really can’t. my dream animal is verboten even though they’re really easy to keep and domesticated, because if it escaped it’d become an non-native invasive species.

>>4740448
Sometime around 2012 in Bangor Maine a couple got in trouble for having a wallaby.
The state finally issued them a permit and required them to build a 6 foot fence (required a building permit), give it a rabies shot every year (special expensive shots imported from a breeder in New Jersey), get it neutered (so it can't breed with other wallabies and become an invasive species in fucking Maine), build a shelter within the fenced area (also required a building permit), and it MUST be on a leash any time it's not in the fenced area or inside their house.
Ohh and of course they had to pay some fines.

>>4761127
i am the main character/protagonist of this board, you all exist to post content i enjoy. time to start acting like it.

>>4761158
what the fuck is that?? mutant deer??

>>4761478
Wojak deer.
Fact #1: they are scavengers who eat corpses and have fangs specialised for that purpose.
Fact #2: they have the fewest chromosomes of any mammal and, in fact, fewer than a fly.

>>4761678
Oh, so you didn't just make a simple mistake and instead were intentionally misinforming someone who just wanted to know more by giving them the wrong name on purpose? Strange to double down on being a compulsive lying cunt, but you do you.

>>4761679
We are reaching levels of autism that should not be possible

>>4761708
Is this AI? I doubt a human being would make something like this

>>4762976
>I doubt a human being would make something like this
Actual human beings have drawn erotic material featuring deforestation and wonderbread, anteaters attacking a cow doesn't even register on the weird scale.
Lurk moar.

>>4737564
I think this could catch on. People with infestation problems would be balling out with an anteater.

>>4760488
>passing genes on = good
Read nicomachean ethics. This nigga >>4761032 illustrates my point better than I could with the peacock example.

>>4762976
What a silly thing to say and bump with

>>4762976
Just did a reverse image search, I think it's from 2004.

>>4750104
>officials come and take it away
>at least in my country
If it's China, they have it for lunch.

>>4750164
>Its easier to just run zoos that are allowed to breed endangered or captured animals
I'm starting an anteater zoo.

>>4765145
They torture it to death, collect the bile and sell it as an aphrodisiac.

>>4765283
Is there anything the Chinese don't sell as an aphrodisiac?

>>4765457
cut them some slack they need all the help they can get

Do animals enjoy wearing clothes? They always look so cute in them, but I can't imagine the added heat is okay for them to deal with.

>>4765495
Cats don't due to all the pressure sensitive whiskers all over their bodies, dogs don't mind. I don't think anyone but an actual anteater chad could tell you what anteaters feel on this issue.

>>4765573
Anteaters come from Brazil, so they would normally feel cold for most of the year in the US or most European countries unless forced to put on clothes.

>>4750164
meh don't see why breeding them for magic nut powder would be worse than breeding them for meat

>>4766360
Because most wild animals wouldn't breed in captivity, forcing the chinks to order their magic nut powder from poachers.

>>4761593
>Wojak deer.
Well Wojak or Muntjac aside, a drop in the number of chromosomes does not equate with a reduction in genetic information.

You just have have fewer but larger chromosomes. They fuse.

But nonetheless, it is an interesting trait.

>>4737564
>Any anteater chads here? What do you feed them?
Anon, I...

>>4766375
Likewise, an increase in the number of chromosomes doesn't necessarily entail an increase in genetic information. It results in much bigger cells, though, which is widely used in agriculture to breed plants with bigger, juicier fruits. Most of the species with a very high chromosome count are plants, and the champion is a fucking protist (a little shit too primitive to classify with confidence).

>>4750834
>brings his anteater on dick cavett
>just tosses it on the floor
he's an animal abuser and I'm glad he's dead

>>4750285
In Brazil they are infamous for killing people's hunting and livestock guardian dogs, when the dogs attack they are quickly dispatched because of their lack of self-preservation. This is part of why anteaters suffer from persecution as farmers and hunters will kill them to avoid this. Equally there are cases of hunters attempting to slay giant anteaters with melee weapons and dying to critical artery damage after being clawed. Very cool animal - see videos of jaguars being fended off easily.

>>4766562
My friend, he was a human abuser as well.

I dreamed of anteaters (and a weird armadillo-anteater thing) invading my house because of this thread

>>4767773
Armadillos are actually the closest phylogenetic relative of the anteater.

>>4768733
One will cuddle with you
The other will give you leprosy

>>4766600
kind of just sounds like regular brazilian/third world incompetence to me

>>4768823
It's just machismo, and yes, it's very characteristic of Brazil.
>"I'm such a badass, witness me fistfight a monster that routinely kills jaguars"
>"...why can I see my own guts?"

If everybody had a pet anteater and took them out for walks, they would keep our sidewalks clean.

>>4768979
Don't you have the pesticide that kills ants?

>>4768996
anteaters are natural pesticides that kill ants

>>4769000
I wonder what's going on behind those black souless eyes

>>4769024
I think we could learn a lot from this

>>4770442
wouldn't you love barnacles even more, then?

>>4770418
The long face and the big fluffy tail

>>4750109
Just gotta keep the nails short. So it doesn't gut you like a mom in an Australian mall.

There needs to be some kind of service where you can have one or two hungry anteaters walk around your yard and destoy ant hills. Would be more eco friendly than poison and you'd get to see some anteaters.

>>4772507
Anteaters would starve to death if they eliminated entire ant colonies instead of leaving enough alive for them to rebuild their numbers.

>>4772750
Here's a historical anecdote for you. When the nazis wanted to prove the superiority of their based-and-redpilled art, they organised two exhibitions side by side. One featured the modern art produced in the Weimar republic, the other, neoclassical art they've been funding. It backfired spectacularly as everybody flocked to see the "degenerate" exhibition instead of boring neoclassical crap.

>>4772890
Yes, and people are more eager to watch porn than read shakespeare. They lack principles, most of them are basically monkeys that want to see new thing however bad and really want to see sex.

That doesn't own the nazis. It actually proved them right about the state of the german people. Too bad about the part where they crammed well meanining matzo shop owners into death camps to make them pay for the actions of finacnial moguls in england and invaded poland, france, and russia for ????

>>4772890
sounds to me like the only thing that proves is that germany was still filled with leftoid scum from the nightmare days of weimar and thus people who would find that crap appealing

>>4772899
>Too bad about the part where they crammed well meanining matzo shop owners into death camps
I bet you think Hamas beheaded 40 babies and then cooked them in ovens. It is always the same atrocity propaganda with jews. Learn to filter it out.

>>4773060
>>4773027
>>4772899
>>4772890
What the fuck does this have to do with anteaters? Fuck off to /lgbt/.

>>4773069
what kind of tranny would care about some cringe redditmal, you must be a jew trying to distract us from more important and relevant topics like the jews

>>4772899
>That doesn't own the nazis. It actually proved them right about the state of the german people.
lmao. it showed that Nazis are a bunch of idealistic barely human retards with no grounding in reality. most of humanity do not care about your esoteric nonsense. and when it comes to art, Nazis truly were boring fucking retards.

>>4773207
>barely human retards
careful bud, you’re starting to sound like a nazi
wouldn’t want to be a nazi would you
>fucking retards
learn another word

>>4772890
>crowds are drawn to public spectacles
>the more grotesque the more gather to gawk
>stay tuned, more breaking news up ahead
superiority of artistic prowess and technical skill proves itself. awful silly exercise, that. almost as silly as your non-answer. ever been to see the circus anon?

>>4773211
huh? burgers?

camper flees in bid to delay train 1943 colorized.gif

schloop schloop schloop schloop schloop.gif

what's filesize limit on this board? 4?

>>4773811

>>4773207
What a dumb conclusion, >>4773027 this is probably more likely
>>4773806
Also this

Remember when a giant anteater beat the shit out of Naruto?

>>4737604
People on this site are really fucking stupid

>>4774374
how much is that in megabytes? would you like to buy a vowel?

>>4776405
Anteaters literally t-pose to assert dominance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTn<wbr>UTejcc8w

>>4761269
Ahhh I love my state! Never updated species whitelists for the win!

>>4737736
Nigga you literally can't own anything here. All (mammals, fish, lizard, insects) native animals are illegal in most states. It is only enforced if you make a scene though.
Some peta retards or similar must've slid their anti animals in captivity rhetoric into the green ideology, because every normie believes that harvesting any wild animal from the wild to for husbandry makes you a selfish tiger king narcisist who is killing the environment, thus even random minnows being illegal to catch and keep in your fish tank.

>>4750285
dogs can kill you, horses and cows can kill you. Moot point

>>4770989
>the babies consciously try to align their fur pattern with their mom's as a form of camouflage
Neat

>>4778841
Yeah it's weird, especially with fish.
They refuse to add Jack Dempsey to the whitelist even though there's absolutely no way it could become an invasive species in the state, because they can't live in cold water.

>>4773134
>child of an anteater and a dog

>>4770488
anon that's some twitter logic bullshit

>>4783681
>They refuse to add Jack Dempsey to the whitelist
I'm sorry what

>>4783695
Barnacles have a much longer one than anteaters or any mammals in general

>>4740441
they most certainly do not kill jaguars in the wild
the jaguar is the only big cat that has no natural predators or even game that it couldnt kill swiftly. it's literally the king of the jungle, sth the lion wished it was and to a degree even the tiger, though there are too many of them in weird places so i'm not sure.

>>4770989
Whats the tail for? (no meme answers)

>>4786382
It uses it as a blanket when it sleeps as camouflage as protection against the sun

>>4786382
Also for balance when the other half of its body is deep in a hole
Tails are usually very useful

>>4797533
I’m about to be deep in your hole but you don’t see me wagging around a tail

>>4795616
Ant mandibles posted this image