/an/ webm

tardigrade scratching back on bubble.webm

>>4791869
>sees sparrow eat a single grain of rice
>KIRR ARR SPARROUS RIGHT NAAAAU
>millions die of starvation due to exploding insect population
I love chinese history.

>>4791878
>there are no cold winters anymore so these pieces of shit proliferate all year long
it's joever

>>4791877
I like how he goes from "get the fuck off me" to play as soon as they start giving him some space.

>>4791886
If you only studied Chinese history pertaining to events where millions of people died (including aftermath). You'd probably know most of chinese history. Their collective apathy towards human life could be viewed as a evolutionary strategy in a couple more disasters of similar scale.

>>4791900
Whats the point of the extreme dof other than obscuring 30% of the screen for no reason of course

>>4791920
because that's not DOF. it's just blurring the top and bottom of the screen. It's a decent bokeh imitation, but it's still fake.

>>4791900
does this exist just so that people can say "look at this tiny cock"

>>4791898
>snakes are evolving legs now thanks to pfa's and estrogen in the starbucks supply
We are so dead.

>>4792070
Looks like a floppy dix with arms

>>4791872
Am I the only one who gets mega uncanny valley vibes from monkeys and apes? They're TOO human. Something about the eyes. It creeps me out.

>>4791886
>>4791898
>Between 108 BC and 1911 AD, there were no fewer than 1,828 recorded famines in China, or once nearly every year in one province or another.

>>4792283
Sometimes a monkey's face looks full of wisdom to me, like it's an enlightened Buddha.

>>4791900
Yeah I can tilt shift shit too.

>>4792070
Is it supposed to look like a circumsized cock? What did God mean by this?

>>4791987
tilt shift is used to make shit look tiny, it reproduces the blur effects seen in macro photography. So in this case they're using that + sped up framerate to make their cock look tiny so they can farm tiktok engagement (which as we all know is the only substance in the universe with intrinsic and unbounded value. all other forms of wealth, abundance, and power are important only insomuch as they can be converted at disadvantageous rates into more tiktok engagement)

>>4792318
Holy shit, moments before death. I'd be up out of that chair and down the beach if one of those chozzwozzlers came up to me like that.

>>4792070
Evolutionary autism. It’s trying to lose its legs but its stick awkwardly crawling around like that
>>4792218
Kek

>>4792338
Cassowarys will kill the shit out of you. They have raptor claws. They'll disembowel you without a thought.

>>4791886
>>4791898
>>4792285
The Four Pests was so much more than that. It’s actually incredible that they could be so mind numbingly retarded. It makes sense that they had so many rebellions with leadership so frequently incompetent

>>4792345
Hasn’t there been like 3 recorded deaths in the past 100 years? They seem to be dangerous but not overly so

>>4791975
t-that cock is a perfectly healthy size, stop with your cock shaming.

>>4792298
wow where'd you get all those tiny people and cars anon?

>>4792276
where's that phone meme when you need it?

>>4791874
Tardigrade? It behaves kinda 'tarded.

>>4792361
It's three if you include one killing a dog. The two human deaths were a kid and an old man, both of which had to trip and fall to the ground for it to kill them.
Being frightened of them is the biggest meme. They're just oversized chickens.

>>4792839
Sexual harassment cat strikes again.

>>4791872
Didn't even turn back and look. How ungrateful

>>4792276
that black chick is filming landscape.
can we see her video?

>>4792840
bruh, but what happened to the cameraman?

>>4792840
Is that a kangaroo rat or whatever
>>4793005
Amogus :)

>>4792838
>didn't do the Family Guy seal joke

>>4791897
He was always playing - I also totally know that feel as a dad

>>4792345
cassowary nails typed this post

>>4793005
its just a tripod camera retard, the person cant be there because it scares the squirrel away

>>4792357
IIRC during the sparrow campaign, foreign embassies attempted to allow sparrows to nest on their grounds, which the chinese citizens weren't allowed on, so the chinese would just stand outside of them making as much noise as possible to prevent the birds from nesting until they just died of exhaustion.

>>4792839
Oh sure when the cat does it everybody laughs but when I do it to the pregnant woman at the office I get called in to HR...

>>4792881
needs to be fucking PUNISHED filthy vermin

>>4793238
Please put your pants back on.

>>4791873
uncooked and toasted marshmallows

>>4792283
>They're TOO human. Something about the eyes. It creeps me out.
With the way that monkey stared at the guy I guarantee they think the same thing about us. We're TOO monkey-like.

>>4792802
>There's only been 2 deaths there's no reason to be scared of them
>Anon goes into Cassowary territory
>There have now been 3 deaths
There's been 28 puma deaths in the US, ever, but you have to be a special kind of stupid to not be scared of them.

>>4793323
I watch a puma named Pumba on youtube. Why anyone would want to be near them is unknown. It just spits and growls and hisses at his "owner".

>>4792283
I think it's a general thing with some animals, like there's some dogs I've seen that have that with their eyes, and also some birds you can tell are really deliberately looking through you.

>>4793176
it just keeps getting better kek
>>4793238
pittoid spotted

>>4793284
 coombrain, you
>>4793369
i can do what I want, tickle my scrotum with your tongue
>>4793370
I am right. boatman from the wubbem should've let the dumb fucker drown

>>4792926
nobody in this fucking thread is that well read anon.

>>4793518
why is this mime harassing ducks?

>>4793525
>nobody in this fucking thread is that well read an-ACK

>>4793525
>read
the only thing I read about dunc is behind the dune (multiple times) and I watched the insanely boring and useless recent movies so I know what you're talking about
why are you swearing though? there is no need for that

>>4793558
>asking some vulgar pleb badly larping as patrician why it is primitive

ngmi, anon
posting webms is all that matters

>>4791894
>>there are no cold winters anymore

>>4793558
>insanely boring and useless recent movies
That’s what I heard too lol

>>4792276
bruh... that's just the turtle from prehistoric planet bro... why all the fake stuff

>>4792520
Old school point-and-click adventure games

>>4793660
You know, that was exactly my first thought as well. And edit with an animated SCUMM type interface overlay would be fun as hell.

>>4793525
Damn anon you're so cool and smart and unique

>>4793525
I've read those books like six times, man.

>>4793545

My uncut cock when it senses cutfags

>>4793369
>noooo stop commenting on a discussion board
kill yourself

>>4793518
why run? just dodge them, running makes them angrier

>>4793525
>well read
>one of the most popular sci fi novels of all time
lol

>>4793536
>Dog working on a ship named Kitty Kat
Humiliation ritual?

>>4793338
Pumba is a caracal. Pumas are bigger than that.

>>4793516
>le doggie
>show clear signs of aggression
>le martha
>"he's smiling, so cute. #me2"
>*selfie click noises*

>>4791071
I'm a beekeeper. My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him and my great grandfather was a beekeeper before I was even dreamt up as a concept so I figured I'd follow in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this
>Aaaaaaah! I'm covered in bees! Halp! I'm covered in bees! Aaaaaah!

>>4792276
is the turtle thinking "holy fuck these things are definitely going to kill me" the entire time?

>>4793369
how about you give my asshole a tongue bath you stupid fucking nigger?

>>4792285
Anyone have the nonedited version of this?

>>4794017
It stopped to catch its breath so I don’t think it was that threatened
>>4794032
Based

>>4794421
hes just getting his steps in for the day

>>4794434
Hitler cat gettin that pump on

>>4793807
Congratulations, you've just made up a scenario in your head to get mad about.

>>4794552
okay... i'll admit that one is fake. Here's a real one then:
>be burger flipper and steak burner
>bartender walks in
>she does iOS9 grimace at me
>"Why are you baring your teeth at me?"
>"It's a Smile!"
>find out months later wtf happened

>>4794548
Gettin ready for the holocats :3

>>4794428
As recommended by his purrsonal trainer.

>>4794813
making sure ut actually happens this time

>>4791874
What is the thing he is going around?

>>4795260
he's going "bleddle.... bleddle"

>>4794685
So many "normal" people not knowing what an actual smile looks like is so fucking bizarre to me.

>>4795374
I love the look on the dog's face as it goes sailing past the camera.

>>4791898
Cope. Comlete apathy towards fellow human beings doesn't result in a functioning civilization, something the Chinese clearly have.

>>4795421
everyone knows the mark of a functioning civilization is man eating escalators and constantly imploding infrastructure

>>4795421
>a famine a year
>entire economy based on disposable workers and social planning

>>4795538
is he being taken to the front lines?

>>4795666
>NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T MOBILIZE ME

>>4795666
imagine how many russians he ate

>>4795572
I. Fucking. Love. Donkeys. They're so soft and fluffy and don't get enough love and I'm very thankful for this wonderful webm.

>>4795666
>So, you must be Sweet's bro, huh? He phoned ahead, said you might be looking for a car that bounces. Well I owe him pig from way back so, here, this should do the trick.

>>4793520
The only kids trannys won't groom

Nature is Amazing ☘ - A bear riding in a motorcycle sidecar waving to people. Just a normal day in Russia... [1789997968419962880].webm

>>4796040
Man's never been in an Undertale thread clearly, keep it that way

>>4796043
Y'all got any more of them pixels?

>>4796067
Sure
I was testing my webm conversion script and didn't realize I ran it with such a low rate

>>4796069
>cyrillic
Knew it. Thanks anon. Good video, me mum loved it.

>>4792299
>animal designed to go into holes
>why does it look like bepis??? :---DDD

>>4793369
Heroic pitbull crosses ocean to bite owner

>>4793369
>>4796108
This is so touching…
Share this with your local pitmommy

>>4795374
When even the villain doesn't understand it's motivations

>>4794389
Me looking for my fucking sock

>>4795421
maybe not an especially well suited analogy, but consider that many species of animals are considered "succcessful" if they can simply reproduce more than they die, regardless of how bad at surviving it makes them

>>4796130
Imagine the pain when their sac snags on soemthing

>>4796333
I have no idea what that is but it's beautiful

>>4796270
is this why they're called coons?

>>4792321
>chozzwozzlers
croikey m8 that's cleahly a didgeridodger

>>4791876
By 2026 this is what over 70% of horses will look like thanks to pollution

>>4795315
an air bubble trapped between glass microscope slides

>>4796333
How fortunate to find a shiny Treecko for your starter. And such nice digits as well.

>>4795344
>why you tryna eat me bro
>'cause you look fishy
>DAMN RIGHT *blegh*

>>4795364
I love how the larger capybara just deadpans at the bird
>Excuse me, can't you stop trying to eat my son? We're having dinner.

>>4791872
>>4792881
He was trying to get to the other side

>>4796084
There's a word in some Scandinavian language that means "A place so steep even goats won't climb"

>>4796313
Why do pigs have such large testicles relative to their body size compared to anything else?

>>4797101
"Females of many species mate with multiple males, thereby inciting competition among ejaculates from rival males for fertilization. In response to increasing sperm competition, males are predicted to enhance their investment in sperm production. This prediction is so widespread that testes size (correcting for body size) is commonly used as a proxy of sperm competition, even in the absence of any other information about a species' reproductive behaviour."
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/ar<wbr>ticles/PMC7661448/

>>4796099
why would you? it's probably returning to sea after nesting it's perfectly natural behavior

>>4797101
To cum like a firehose ofc, it's a sight to behold

>>4796551
>painted lumber
>in the kitchen stove
And people wonder why 3rd worlders are the way they are.

>>4797186
The ol' soft shoe.

>>4795563
i feel like this bio-diesel is bit too fresh

>>4797422
Is this the phenomenon when bees drink fermented nectar and the hive rejects it and rips its eyes and limbs off

>>4797184
doggo did it just to do it. there isn't any higher meaning.

>>4797501
Show respect, you are in the presence of a Zen master.

>>4797026
>>4795696
>Sergeant Sven was ready for his new partner. Heard he was a loose cannon, a real bull-in-a-china-shop type.
>He didn't realize how accurate that turned out to be.

>>4795538
>ghost of kyiiyuiv finally shows himself

>>4797101
Basically, most of the time animals with huge dicks and balls have a culture/breeding process filled with cuckoldry and competition.

>>4795666
Kind of feel bad for this pige

>>4797612
they aren't actually blue flavored unfortunately

>>4797028
he’s fast…
>>4797134
The internet experience

>>4796099
It doesn’t need help man it’s doing just sluggish
>>4797172
Do you behold it a lot?

>>4797411
don’t get excited that doesn’t mean you can do weird stuff with them

>>4796084
Is there a difference between goat hooves and farm goats? Genuinely curious.

>>4797878
They have many features for it. Rougher pads, concave hooves, more spread out. I know some mountain deer have more rubbery hooves but goats have suction crampons.

Human hands were made to pet the rest of God's creation. You must accept this.

>>4791877
I don't blame him. Could you imagine going from 0->7+ kids all at once?

>>4797332
Now that is impressive. Look at that laser focus.

>>4798464
I think when you're that close running away is probably a worse option than trying to appear harmless

>>4792357
>It’s actually incredible that they could be so mind numbingly retarded.

>Four Pests Campaign abandoned 3 years into 5 year plan
>Environmental Sciences as a concept did not exist in the 1950s
>Radical idea to deal with 10.5 million people diseased with Cholera and other illnesses spread by animals

The FPC is a testament of how often the Chinese are capable of just doing shit en masse, and it was an absolutely blunderfuck of a situation that even Mao admitted was a mistake. Not to defend Mao at all, but what was happening in China in the 50's was basically the bubonic plague and their plan was to kill everything that carried it. The issue is that they didn't have the knowledge of ecosystem connectivity.

Extremely more nuanced than
>bird eat grain
>chinaman mad

>>4796349
>ceiling cat is watching you masturbate

>>4798423
I mean, that’s correct.
>>4798464
>>>>>meece
Don’t make me uncomfortable please

>>4798597
I won't do it...
I won't do it......
I really won't do it......

>>4798597
It's like that video of Chinese people in Vancouver losing their shit over cheap corn at some supermarket. I can't find that video anymore. : (

>>4798074
What sort of genetic fuckery causes a heritable short circuiting behaviour like this? The bitch is with her young and yet she feels her compulsion to act like a dumbfuck is more important than moving quickly through a completely open space to avoid predators. I could come up, squish its babies in my hand and it would keep dancing. Absolute dodo-tier handicap.

>>4798464
In the same way a cow is dangerous. If the animal is calm and feels safe, it's alright.

>>4798833
what kind of cow is that it’s so colorful

>>4791869
that looks so satisfying i've never wanted a beak until now

>>4798763
they're checking the temperature of the ground

>>4796084
>when you've finally added enough ram

>>4798833
>>4798464
Very dangerous, because unlike cows they're both jumpy and respond to threats with aggression. Also bigger and much faster than cows.

Moose will fuck you up, but just want to be left alone to hang out in the woods.

>>4793516
>If I don't move Princess won't see me

>>4794390
Shit like this reminds me of how much regular house cats are literally just scaled down versions of these big killers.

>>4799591
Too early doebeit
>>4799844
Pretty much. Though with more room for error

>>4799850
>Too early doebeit
Posts in this thread got deleted and so it escaped the autosage limit.

>>4792321
Where did this meme come from anyway? Is it another "baby ate your dingo" situation?

>>4799019
More like we are just like them

>>4792283
only the big ones, the little ones just remind me of puppets and it makes me laugh

>>4798597
all that plastic will no be everywhere, good job

>>4795421
hahahahahahhahahhahahhahhahahhahaha<wbr> ow lawd I am laffin

>>4802502
its probably an asian doing it, they dont care about nature preservation

>>4797186
This is like in Elder Scrolls when you turn around and see a random NPC walking into a chair.


Anonymous

Does anyone else huff their cat? Why do they smell good?

>>4791799
Yes. I don’t know why mine do. They all smell nice.

>>4791799
Well groomed cats tend to smell pretty nice. It's kind of bizarre, it really seems like they should be stinky but they're usually mildly pleasant smelling.

>>4791811
>>4791799
>>4791824
I mean no offense, but is this unironic toxo?
That seems like something toxo would do to you.?
Doesn't it make mice think a cat's smell is like a female mouse in heat or something?

>>4791826
People that say things like this walk around smelling like dusty toilet

>>4791826
>>4791888
Cats themselves smell neutral to pleasant. Only the litterboxes stink

>>4791916
>Cat shins in box in your house
>Buries shit in pellets that get all over its paws
>Walks with those paws all over your kitchen table and counters
>Licks it's shitty butthole with its tongue and gives itself a tongue bath
>Vomits up all the hair it swallows in your closet
>"Aww wittle fwuffy is so cuuuute!"
>Can owner rubs face all over cat body and puts cat feet in their mouth
Yeah, it's toxobrain time

>>4791932
>he has never sniffed a healthy cat
Shame.

>>4791944
They naturally smell like cinnamon and fir

As a non cat person, cats smell like attic dust with a hint of inadequately cleaned mens bathroom and old spice sport.

Dogs smell like forest floor and have a spicy musk. Its much better. I can see why most rational people prefer dogs and cats are for poets and other pseuds.

>>4791799
no, he always smells of wet grass and car dirt
i kiss him on his head and rub my cheeks on his head though

>>4792030
Truth hurts. I havent smelled any retriever or mastiff dogs. I heard those smell closer to pissed on cum socks.

>>4792030
no thats true

shove your nose near a border collie, its literally wet leaves and pine sap

>>4792027
>Dogs smell like forest floor and have a spicy musk
Most dogs stink like shit. This is only true of real dogs like huskies

>>4792027
Dunno about you, but my cats smell like fur

>>4792037
>one spends 2 hours grooming itself a day
>the other barely ever grooms unless the owner does it
big thinkers

>>4792033
Depends, long coated collies can get pretty stinky. Best dog odour wise imo are greyhounds, they're basically long cats anyway. I can't stand any dog breed with an oily coat like labradors, makes me want to heave. It's a shame because they're lovely animals.

>>4792027
Can confirm this

The old spice and bathroom part especially, it's THE cat smell. If someone stays at your house with their cat, that's the smell that's left in the room the cat spent the most time in. Probably from litterbox dust getting on their belly and working its way down to their skin so their gross spit baths cant remove it.

>>4792037
>only huskies!
Nope, the vast majority of dogs unless they have some severe deformity. German shepherds, terriers, short coated collies, corgis, chihuahuas, etc, all smell good. Only water dogs, mop dogs, and wrinkly dogs stink, and it's from their perpetual yeast infection.

The only "bad" part is that dogs sweat and get a sweat smell if it's really hot or they exercise, but it's pure fresh sweat, not human sweat with the cheesy onion bacteria in it, so it's a neutral salt water and humidity odor. Cats never get this at all because cats are lazy fucks who directly benefit from not doing their job.

I don't even have mammalian pets
I have birds. Outside.

>>4791826
I would be inclined to agree with you, if not for the fact that I can still smell stinky cats. Our two indoor cats are good groomers, but my neighbor's outdoor cat isn't and you can tell without putting your face on her. I probably do have toxo though so who knows.

My cat spends all day on my bed, in the sun, he smells like fresh laundry. I haven't personally ever met a cat that's smelt particularly bad.

>>4792074
Your fresh laundry smells like cat, not the other way around

>>4792077
Huh, didn't know fragranced washing detergent came in cat.

>>4791932
It is utterly preposterous to me that someone could type this out without the self awareness that it applies perfectly well to dogs too, who will happily eat literal shit (especially cat shit), roll in literal shit, lick themselves all over, lick you all over, drool over everything etc.

No animal is going to be particularly sanitary, you are not going to be cleaner, safer or smell less with a dog over a cat, every pet keeper will need to spend additional time cleaning to compensate. This argument is completely retarded. Dogfags are fucking abysmal.

>>4791799
Kind of wish I could, but I'm allergic to cats something fierce.

>>4792089
All cats use a litterbox, all cats vomit up hairballs. In fact, vomiting is a natural part of how cats maintain their gut health and you're meant to keep cat grass around so they can vomit regularly. There's a reason most people insist on letting them outside and mostly leaving them there.

But not all dogs do any of that. Sorry all dogs are untrained labrador retrievers from TV shows and commercials in your mind but hey who expects redditors to leave the house and have real life experience outside of school, web development from home/welfare check collection, discord, video games, and consooming toys? Besides all that, all a redditor's got is their cat.

All dogs bark: Yes, that is actually why we have them
All dogs are potentially dangerous to small edible animals: Yes, that is actually why we have them. Dogs are the actual pest control animal and almost every breed can hunt small and medium game indiscriminately. It's why dogs bred for hunting as a sport are so carefully inbred and trained, a normal dog just kills the first squirrel/rabbit/chicken it can find.
Dogs are potentially dangerous to people if mistreated or not properly raised with humans: Yes, you should have to pass an IQ and temperament test to own a dog. If you hit it over dumb shit the next person to touch its face is going to lose a finger, and people hit their dogs all the time. Especially the kind of shit owner that insists on keeping an intact male because "muh manhood". These are never the super serious training autists that do it for health and have well behaved dogs.
All dogs eat/roll in shit/drool/obsessively lick you: No, try again. Bitch about a real issue like pitbulls and rottweilers.

>>4792143
>All cats meow and yowl
>All cats are potentially dangerous to mice, rats, and birdsand its why we have them
>All cats are potentially dangerous to people if they are abused or unsocialized - if you hit your cat the next person to reach towards it will get a 1/2" deep gash and go to the hospital for a limb-threatening infection
wait are cats actually just extra shitty small dogs? have we been ignoring it this whole time because cat owners are too feminine to enter testosterone rage and beat their pets up?

>>4792143
I've lived with dogs all my life, my family run a rescue, and have ran stands at crufts nearly every fucking year. I've lived with hundreds of dogs over the years, and know exactly what dogs do. They love being filthy little shits. This is a fact. I don't even mind it, I love dogs. But pretending otherwise is fucking delusional cope. This cat v dog shit is peak faggot.

>redditors redditors autists

You're deranged, and spooks live rent free in your head. Stop using dogs as the sole alternative to having a personality and grow the fuck up.

>>4792221
>i work with mentally ill purebred boxers bro, all dogs eat shit
No
They don’t

>>4792221
>loses argument
>tries to act like he has high ground “mmmmuh grow uppp”
kek

a cat is guaranteed to be a filthy pet unless it lives outside 100%
a dog is not unless it lives outside 100%

sorry toxo thems the facts!

>>4792225
>The indoor cat must be stinky because I said so!!1
Do you have stupid?

>>4792332
Probably just knows people with cats
They all smell the same
Not a fresh clean smell

>>4791799
i don't have pets but
>go to house with dogs
leave smelling like dog
>go to house with cats
leave smelling normally

>>4792027
>As a non cat person
That goes without saying retard
>>4792081
very strange occurrence

>>4792224
not him but a lot if not most definitely do, usually without their owner’s knowledge

>>4792127
>muh allergies!!!
grow a spine

>>4792143
> all cats vomit up hairballs.
I have never seen any of my cats vomit a hairball in my life.

>>4791799
>Innocuous thread asking simple question
>Devolves into yet another slap fight by the terminally mentally ill cat obsessed ledditors on this board

fun times

>>4792224
Most of them were border collies, labradors and dodgy whippet crosses abandoned by travellers actually, I was at home until around 2007, the bully epidemic hadn't really kicked off at that point. My favourite rescue was an elderly weimaraner who we kept until he died, my least favourite was a toy poodle that only had half a jaw from being severely abused by a previous owner, luckily she got rehomed by a total saint. You don't know fucking anything and it's pathetic, animals aren't a team sport, again - grow up.

Why do catfags feel the need to constantly try and convince each other that what they do is normal?

>>4792394
>creepy gross catfaggot question attracts creepy gross catfaggots, normal people and gaslighting

>>4792394
>>4792398
This thread got derailed by dog fuckers who seemingly have to insert themselves into any conversation about cats to say "cats bad dogs good". Any suggestion of derangement is total projection, I do not understand why dog posters on this site are so obnoxiously insecure that they feel the need to constantly remind everyone that their pets are best.

>>4792403
>makes thread about smelling cats
>seethes when people dislike the smell of cats

>>4792408
Cats literally don't have a body odour, that's the point. Their coat is dry, they lack sweat glands on most of their body and lose very little moisture from them because they evolved in arid northern africa. Evolutionarily, they needed to remain largely odourless to avoid predators and stay hidden from prey. They might pick up the odours of their environment, but that's purely circumstantial, and points more to the kind of cats you're sniffing and the households you frequent. All this considered, the enormous amount of bullshit in this thread is pure derangement from dogfags who have to disparage anything cat related seemingly only because they're self conscious about their stinking cunt mongrels.

I don't know how anyone could not like the smell of cats. Either you've never smelled a cat in your life or you're just lying because they actually smell pretty good if at all. Even the litter doesn't smell bad as long as you change it every now and again and if you do it can actually smell kind of nice. I have it by my desk where I work from home all day and it doesn't bother me at all

>>4792429
>paragraph of smellbroken seethe

>>4792434
>arguing with stinky retarded cat people

>>4792438
I can smell cat people when they walk by me in public and they smell bad

>>4792441
>I can smell the catfags
Kek what a fucking schizo. Take your meds.

>>4792442
Take a bath and clean your stinky litter apartment

>>4791932
Still cleaner than 99% of animals and most humans

>>4792225
You're abusing your dogs if you never let them out

>>4792454
Youre illiterate if thats what you think anon was implying

>>4792449
Return your body to the earth and let nature try again dognigger

>>4792457
Suicide on your mind, cat tranny?

>>4792460
>knot gobbling dog fucker thinks cat chads kill themselves

Your time will come when the authorities get into your hard drives.

>>4792225
>a dog is not unless it lives outside 100%
Ok cool I guess there's never any reason to bath a dog ever. If you take your dog to the groomers you're just dumb.
Fr though I hope you're either that Indian schizophrenic or just trolling because no one could possibly believe this unironically.

>>4792465
Why do cat trannies think about dog dick so much?

>>4792469
Because you faggots post about it so much

>>4792486
Says the faggot obsessed with transexuals

>>4792494
Calling trannies trannies isnt obsessed with trannies
Writing fanfic about their dicks is

>>4792509
Mentioning trannies all the fucking time unprompted is though.

>>4792515
Sounds like you get called tranny a lot lmfao

>>4792469
Dogs are statistically the most common animal humans have sex with. Ergo, dog owners are statistically the most likely to be zoophiles that use their pets for sexual pleasure. Considering all the dog related zoophilia posted on 4chan, why wouldn't someone assume that a dogfag retard autistic enough to engage in this purile back and forth could only find sexual intimacy in an animal they hold prisoner?

>>4792524
You sound like a real expert on the topic of having sex with dogs

>>4792529
I'm just an oldfag that's seen enough shit on this site to be forever suspicious of all dog owners.

>>4792534
Maybe stop going into dog sex threads

>>4792540
Their existence alone is proof enough retard, now go away and fuck your dog or something

>>4792543
I dont have a dog or a dog porn addiction

>>4792548
Tell that to a judge you fucking pervert

>>4792550
Bleed out your vagina in another dog porn thread

>>4792556
Weak, can you try a little harder?

>>4792559
No, ive got you to mindbreak about your dog dick lust which is always the endgame

>>4792561
I'm sleepy though and getting bored

>>4792564
Gues you better go find one of your favorite dog threads and rub one out
Goodnight stinky

Don't talk to me or my wife's dog ever again

>>4792403
It has to be narcissism at this point. Just plain insecurity and obsession

>>4792429
Based facts

>>4792433
Mindbroken dog buttsniffer

>>4792524
Dogs are statistically the animal you watch the most porn of but the most raped one is either a goat, horse or sheep. Those live and die without seeing a soul but their abuser and there’s no evidence but jizz. No stretching no bleeding. And its legal to turn them into sausage. No evidence at all then - and khomeni commanded it!
Dogs are certainly the one that results in the most arrests because as a superior animal people care more for them, even total strangers. Its not like when a cat goes missing. When a dog is hurt or a dog vanishes cops get called. Hence their abusers get caught. When a cat goes missing no one gives a fuck, not even the owner lmfao

Anyways, cats stink. Literally. They do in fact have an odor. Their gross spit baths dont do shit. They smell stale and gross. Go write another fantasy about dog sex ya gross TRANNY, you arent around friends here. You’re the only one into it

FAGGOT
Hahahaha! Faggot.

>>4792429
Cats arent real animals
They’re genetically broken domesticated disasters

Shut it with “muh predators muh prey” lol cats get decimated in the wild. Aussies stopped shooting dingos for a hot minute and their “invasive” cats vanished. Coyotes do the same. So much for staying hidden from predators.

>>4791799
So here is the thing. I have 2 cats, male and female. Female smells good, male smells idk, fucking acidic, almost rancid even. You cant smell it till he gets in your face but it is there. Conclusion : female cats submit to human chads and their pheromones show it

>>4792429
>>4792693
>cats smell sooooo good mmm yummy yum yum cat smell mmm soo good
>but actually they have no odor at all its fucking science if you say they smell bad you HAVE SEX WITH DOGS DOG SEX DOG DICKS SNIFFING DOG BUTT SEX WITH DOGS

>>4792432
>Even the litter doesn't smell bad as long as you change it every now and again and if you do it can actually smell kind of nice
Most honest cat toilet smell enjoyer

>Kitten Huffing
Degenerates like you belong on a cross. The internet had this figured out by 2006.

>>4792704
>lol cats get decimated in the wild
If this is true then why are they still fucking everywhere.

>>4792700
>NO WE DONT FUCK OUR DOGS YOU FUCK DOGS FUCK NOOOOOOOO
>several paragraphs of a schizophrenic meltdown with facts of bestiality
Maybe you should lay off the zoo websites anon.

whenever my cat grooms herself she smells like barbasol

>>4792852
Because catfaggots are retarded

I'm very allergic to cats, so I have interacted with them only a few times in my life. I never noticed a stench. Why do schizophrenics here have a meltdown every time cats are brought up? Why do you come to an animal board to hate animals?

>>4792855
No, we don't fuck our dogs

You may watch a lot of bestiality porn but common sense dictates that the most raped animal on earth is some kind of domesticated herbivore. The simple fact is, dog pussy is too small. You can just look at it and figure this out. It's tiny. I know they're probably not tiny in the bestiality porn you watch, but those aren't healthy dogs - those are dogs that have been sedated and raped hundreds of times.

If you want the facts, male dogs can only penetrate flaccid with a literal pencil dick and only by arousing the female. Their vaginas work like an anus that kinks itself shut, and they're better at letting things out than they are at letting things in. They may have voluntary control over this, for retaining the knot after he gets in. There is no way you can possibly have sex with a female dog without hurting her. And there's no way you can have sex with a male dog without him hurting you. Also, male and female dogs that are subject to bestiality are overwhelmingly likely TO FUCKING DIE. Females get uterine infections from nonviable semen. Males retract their dick into a sheath where infections brew and rocket up to the bladder/kidneys like you would not believe. When a female keeps coming in to my practice with UTIs and no probably causes like brewing bladder stones and a shit diet, I JUST KNOW AND I AM WATCHING YOU

Dog rape = arrest 9/10 times, no escape, it physically and mentally damages them.

Horses, on the other hand, are absolutely the most fucked animals. There is no way anyone can tell or catch you without firsthand witness. I strongly believe every man who has a mare is fucking that animal at least once a week. When a man has a mare, JUST a mare, I never trust or respect him, EVER. Just watch how their horses act THEY ALL FUCK THEM. Mares owned by women do NOT act the same.

t. vet.
Yes, I just know and I am watching you all. We are more educated on bestiality than 100% of zoophiles.

>>4792848
So there’s a market for this? Excellent…

>>4793003
>t. vet
neat larp but extraordinary claims = extraordinary evidence

>>4793003
Am vet student, this is probably not a larp

The anatomical facts do line up. You really can not fuck a dog without harming them significantly and potentially causing aggressive life threatening infections unless you are another dog. They are finely evolved to only mate to get pregnant, not mating and mating with an infertile partner both predispose them to death. If you tried to be a dogfucker your partner would experience horrible pain the first few times and die within 1-2 years. Dogfuckers are a myth. They only exist in crime statistics because when people have traumatized dogs with blown out pussies and life threatening infections it gets noticed.

>>4793003
The part about horses and horse people is not a lie. You can just tell by how their favorite horse acts towards people of the same gender as the bastard.

t. Grew up in the country

>>4792828
toxoniggers have been real quiet since this post
let the namecalling commence, because that's all they can do

>>4791799
Neutered cats smell better. Got a tom that smells like BO and a neutered male that just smells like soft fur like the three neutered females I also have.
I've never smelled a pleasant smelling dog, but I've never had a neutered dog, so maybe that tames their scent too. Dirty dog tends to smell almost exactly the same as human BO, but with that nasty undertone of dog scent.

Chickens smell really good, and budgies smell amazing.

>>4793003
… you’re a vet and you have this kind of attitude towards animals you’re being entrusted to take care of? sounds kinda larpy

>>4793261
>Dirty dog tends to smell almost exactly the same as human BO, but with that nasty undertone of dog scent.
Correct. It’s a really pungent, putrid scent.
>Chickens smell really good
This though… huh?

>>4793291
They smell kinda like budgies, but without the hint of millet.
Their pens stink to hell, but the birds themselves somehow smell good.

Schizoidberg

>>4791799
I mostly liked the smell of the top of dogs' heads.

Anonymous

Maybe it's because I'm a smoker, but I don't detect any smell coming off my cats. Their shit and piss smells of course, but if I stick my face into my purebred snowshoe Siamese's belly, I don't get any smell. She hates when I do that too.

>>4793299
some do, some dont
all cats use a litterbox

>>4791932
Kek is this before or after its anal worm casings fall on your pillow

>>4793396
Whhhyy does every catfaggot have a story about this??

>>4791916
>litterbox
>your house is your cats prison
Let it outside
I own cats and say toxo is a meme but this is genuine toxo
>you vil force it to shit in the box and you vil clean it up
Like wtf? Just stop living in nazi land where your cat cant even go outside without being brutaly disassembled

>>4792027
No cats smell like cats and dogs like dog
You have to get used to it or else you hate it

>>4792143
>all cats use a litterbox
Only in naziland

>>4792225
This but replace the 100%'s with 50%

>>4792402
>we let it outside sometimes
>sometimes
Theres your problem

from experience, cats either smell like corn chips or dust and sunlight

> getting frustrated other people you'll never meet don't care about the same odors as you.
Why the fuck is the board so feminine?

>>4791799
I remember hearing a story about some guy smelling his finger after fingering his cat and it being the worst thing he'd ever smelled, so take that as you will

>>4794163
sure you're not thinking of the story where a guy fingered a cougar, licked his finger and said it tasted like sourdough and butter?

>>4792027
I have never sniffed a dog that smelled good. They all reek, almost like a wet and dirty towel.

>>4794051
“nazi land” would be the opposite of that tbf

>>4794163
>>4794164
both of those sound irrefutably fake

>>4791799
My cats just smell like dirt and dust, they're mostly outdoor cats though (private property, you urbanite cucks)

>>4793003
>but common sense
Anon, dogs are raped way more often than you'd think. And there is not need for penetration to happen to the animal for it to be raped.
If you're a vet, you are one retarded motherfucker.
>horses
At least you got something right.

Is the anti cat poster a unironic schizo?

>>4791799
Women just don't understand that this is exactly what men want to do but with their thighs and tummy instead

>anti cat fags think we care about their opinions about anything let alone think we care about being surrounded by them
I'm glad I reek like my cat so I can keep retard like you away

Dogs smell good. They can stink, but that's your fault, not theirs.
I have never encountered a white person who disagreed. Ever. Only asians and blacks.

>>4794248
No, dogs are probably one of the least raped animals. It just harms them so severely for an animal most people actually care about that it's the most prosecuted bestiality crime. Also, people who fuck dogs tend to be extremely low IQ and not actually like dogs, they just like owning them.

bestiality probably happens 10000x more than we think, but mostly to farm animals.

>>4794696
>and not actually like dogs, they just like owning them.
That’s most dog owners as we’ve time and time again on this board unfortunately

>>4794604
Yes. And obsessed.
>>4794622
pic not related

>>4791826
Makes the most sense id say
Toxo makes rodents attracted to cat filth and humans are basically just big fancy rodents

>>4794775
Its every dog owner with a double digit iq

You can rile a few up by going on /dog/ and saying that hurting dogs is a morally wrong and unnecessary act that predisposes them to fear aggression. They have literal meltdowns and start aimlessly seething and larping about huskies. Funniest shit on earth.

>>4795321
Isnt that 1 punch man
Idk because i dont watch tranime

>>4795321
kek i don’t remember this scene it’s cool that he did that again though

>>4791949
Brain damage ever since the day he was born

>>4795321
>shitty series is relevant again because of porn bait
My only wish in this life is to kill as many coomers as I can.

Dogs smell amazing. Like a meadow in the middle of a cedar grove. <br>Cats smell neutral at best. Like dirt.

>>4797387
What? If anything it’s more relevant than ever. And it’s still fun.
>>4797394
This is gigacope


>>4792168
you fucking idiot that’s the common instagram android

>>4792205
Somehow looks exactly like Ray Romano

>>4792205
that’s just an indian man you racist

>>4792168
Sir that is a dove. Put it down.

>>4792510
>*in a droll, Italian-American accent* “I’m not fat, it’s all this fur. Makes me look… poofy.”

>>4792168
huh, that's funny, it looks just like a juvenile rock dove to me.

>>4792973
Yeah but aren’t dodos just a kind of flightless pigeon? I’m sure they looked basically exactly like OP.

>>4792977
you're right Anon, dodos and urban pigeons are all members of the family Columbidae. Such a shame they don't still exist, I bet they would make good companion animals.

>One of the original names for the dodo was the Dutch "Walghvoghel", first used in the journal of Dutch Vice Admiral Wybrand van Warwijck, who visited Mauritius during the Second Dutch Expedition to Indonesia in 1598. Walghe means "tasteless", "insipid", or "sickly", and voghel means "bird". The name was translated by Jakob Friedlib into German as Walchstök or Walchvögel. The original Dutch report titled Waarachtige Beschryving was lost, but the English translation survived:

>>On their left hand was a little island which they named Heemskirk Island, and the bay it selve they called Warwick Bay... Here they taried 12. daies to refresh themselues, finding in this place great quantity of foules twice as bigge as swans, which they call Walghstocks or Wallowbirdes being very good meat. But finding an abundance of pigeons & popinnayes [parrots], they disdained any more to eat those great foules calling them Wallowbirds, that is to say lothsome or fulsome birdes.

>>4792991
The worst part is with enough effort we could totally get thylacines or mammoths back but with dodos they went completely scorched earth so there’s not even a trace of them left besides drawings.

>>4792991
Ehhh we have enough large flightless birds around let them rest in peace

>>4793025
Turkeys are literally superior dodos in every way. Even with coyotes and coywolve populations in my region skyrocketing, they’re fucking everywhere, you still always have to stop in the road for crossing swarms of turkeys. But dodos immediately died because weasels suddenly exist?
Kneel.

>>4792168
>>4792205
>>4792968
>>4793066
>thread with actual photographs of long-extinct animals
neat

>>4792982
The character Thursday Next has a v1.2 pet dodo named Pickwick but since the sequencing technology wasn't perfected until v1.7, Pickwick lacks wings altogether. She laid an egg which hatched into a son, Alan, who currently lives with Hamlet, Prince of Denmark.

>>4793027
Based. Plus they actually taste good

>>4793025
No comment prefixed with ehh or meh is ever worth reading. Further input is not necessary.

>>4793205
No one cares about your autistic pet peeves seethe I guess queer

>>4792991
I guarantee that if they got brought back people would immediately hate or stop caring at all about them because in the end they are in reality, just extra large ground pigeons.

>>4793347
Basically. The ‘fascination’ with them really only exists because they’re extinct.

>>4793027
I thought dodos died because they were the alpha predators of their island and didn't thus fear anything, so human sailors could just walk up to them and quickly kill them. I heard they also made a cry to call for help when hurt, which drew in other dodos, who also then got killed.

>>4792999
>not even a trace left
We've got some sub-fossil bones and a head. That's it.

>>4793347
extra large ground pigeons are really cool though

>>4792205
>elephants
>hairy
chinese fake

>>4793533
Dodos didn’t look that cool doebeitever

>>4793931
no one post a pic of a homo habilus

>>4793973
very cool. the little white dove looks so impressed.

>>4793548
this one is a bit of a stretch I don’t think this is what a mosasaur looked like at all but the squalodon, wooly rhino and allosaurus foot gave me chills unironically

Who is the time traveler that took these?

>>4792168
I saw a bird I didn't recognize in the park the other day, looked kind of like this. Are there Dodos in maryland?

>>4798128
It would have to be. All the others diddid and dodo nothing these days.

>>4798129
Just. Shut up already. Please.

>>4792205
>BLOODY BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM THE PEANUTS


How do we defeat him, /an/?
There must be some vulnerability past these unflinching features contained in this dauntless visage.
A point of failure in his supposed invulnerability we not have as of yet allowed ourselves to perceive.

I don’t want to defeat him. He is my favorite thing about this board

>>4791901
The frogs will continue until morale improves

>>4792152
>>4792153
the frogality of anon

>>4791901
feed him Syrian hamsters until he explodes

Why do these things have such bad reaction times?

Alright, I admit it. I'm the frogposter. Do with me as you will.

>>4792306
>>4792387
Alright, for real this time, I'm the frogposter. and I'm absolutely not sorry.

>>4792306
>>4792387
>>4792463
Ignore these cunts, I'M the real frogposter and I will not stop.

>>4791901
Why defeat him? He's the hero /an/ deserves.

>>4792258
they have bottomless chasm stomachs that won’t work

>>4792387
>>4792463
>>4792472
I'M THE REAL FROGPOSTER. Please don't tie me up with an extension cord and do sexual stuff to me~ I would hate that~

What kind of fool do you take me for?! He's frogposter >>4792306 he's frogposter >>4792387 you're frogposter >>4792463 IM FROGPOSTER!!! Are there any other frogposters I should know about?! >>4792648 I'm hiding this thread.

>>4794976
I LOVE this thread.

https://youtu.be/gSHYRk18BNY

I miss the poster counter, why does gook moot hate us? :(

>>4804260
I wonder that every day myself.


>>4793256
snakes are dogshit at combat. their ONLY weapon is located at their most vulnerable spot on their body (their fragile, thin and flexible skulls) and even there they have shit for bite force (because of said thin, bendy skull). Not only that, but even the most fast acting venom wont kill instantly; a king cobra may have enough venom in its bite to kill a bull elephant, but not quick enough to prevent that bull elephant from obliterating the thing in any number of ways before it goes.
With that in mind, snakes primarily want to AVOID combat whenever possible, and the primary ways to do that are to be scary, or gross. In the case of a hognose, it's not going "bleh I am dead do not eat me," it's going "AAAAARGHHGGH OH FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I EAT I'M DYING AHHHGHGHGH OH GOD IT HURTS I CANT STOP SHITTING bleh I'm dead."
There's also some theorization that they sequester toxins from the toads they eat, so they SMELL like they're poisoned too.

>>4793256
No venom = desperate measures
nothing else to do

>>4793256
real question here; what purpose does playing dead even serve? Sure if it's a bigass herbivore I could understand but if a wolf or some shit walks by and sees you freak out and play dead it's just gonna eat you for sure. Even if you defecate on yourself, I've seen dogs eating cat shit before they do not care.

>>4793408
consider the behavior of a dog though, a live animal they will shake it around until dead
a dead animal they just kinda carry it around

it's a gambit but better than nothing

>>4793408
see>>4793290
>it's not going "bleh I am dead do not eat me," it's going "AAAAARGHHGGH OH FUCK FUCK WHAT DID I EAT I'M DYING AHHHGHGHGH OH GOD IT HURTS I CANT STOP SHITTING bleh I'm dead."
its the same reason why animals dont like dealing with aggressive animals, like badgers, its more trouble than its worth

>>4793408
If you smell bad enough the chances are pretty even. Most animals don’t want anything to do with what smells like a rotting carcass

>>4793256

As a thespian, we can call him a technician perhaps, bit not a master.

>>4793256
A homeless drunk asked me for change the other day under a supermarket. I told him I only carry a card but he insisted that I please check. So I did what the snake did. I took out my wallet, opened it up, rotated it upside down and shook it in a comical, overexaggerated way. Only then did the bum fuck off.

>>4793290
What animal is best designed for combat?

>>4796506
Most animals are not suited for long drawn out combat, but if you really have to pick one, probably grizzly bears.

>>4793620
Raccoons will crawl through a hail of lead to eat the most vile-smelling putrefying matter in the universe from my garbage can

>>4796581
Yes, because it’s a scavenger, vultures also wouldn’t mind the smell, hence why I said “most”

>>4793290
my hogger
>smells nice
>eats pinky mice
>never plays dead
>handleable
I love him

>>4793256
He wants to make it VERY CLEAR that he is in fact dead and that you can now leave him alone.

>>4793256
How do these strategies work against vultures? I'm pretty sure they wouldn't mind the foul odours


I come from a typical white trash family and my mother has fed up an army of stray cats on the property, who are now terrorising my actual pet cat. She has come home yesterday battered and bleeding, and I am looking for advice on how to manage the situation.

>>4793260
Abandon your dysgenic white trash family and let them sink without you.

>>4793260
“White trash” usually hoard pitbulls and other kinds of neglected mangy mongrel so that’s a weird thing to mention

>>4793260
poison them? what else? you retarded?

>>4793260
Just give them to the shelter
>>4793267
Fuck you
Fuck your propaganda
Cats belong outside
Cats dont need litterboxes
Cats need a catdoor
But you wont listen
As you are paid off by litterbox manifactureres
>>4793277
See above
>>4793532
Fuck you
>>4793552
Fuck you

>>4793260
Why the fuck you bringing race into this?
Every single woman of any race above the age of 50 starts feeding stray cats.
get off of twitter.

>>4794088
Oh yeah I'm on the payroll of Big Litter. I want you to keep your cat indoors to sell more litter. You've found me out.

>>4794088
I have a cat who stays indoors because I love her, she joins me when I go to bed and follows me all around the house and when I pet her she licks my arm.
Mad?

.22 rifles exist for a reason.
If that's too loud, a .22 air rifle would work, 1250FPS minimum.

Keep your fucking menace to birds inside though, cunt.

>>4794088
> "anon, you should poison them"
>NOOO U ARE FAGOT FUK UU!!1!
>GIVE DEM TO DA SHELTER
>which will promptly euthanise them
Lmao.

>>4794088
Based, animals need enrichment and space to find resources.

>>4794088
If cats belong outside i hope you acknowledge they also belong in canine and raptor stomachs because they are literally a middle of the food chain prey animal dude

If you love your cat you dont feed it to eagle, owls, coyotes and dogs

>>4795023
Literally everything eats cats. Even foxes and badgers. Most dogs will kill them too unless the owner likes cats enough to socialize their dog with a common pest.

>usual schizophrenic comes in larping about killing and screeching
never fails

>>4794126
Yes
>>4794141
How so?
>>4794890
>i have a cat who stays indoors because i love her
Peak delusion
Try opening a door
Also
Toxo detected
Enjoy cleaning shit
>>4795019
Name 1 poisen that isnt painful
>>4795021
This
>>4795023
>raptor
>coyote
I agree, naziland inhabitants should keep their cats inside

>>4794088
>>4795021
>>4795198
Exterminate all invasive species.

>>4795198
>who stays indoors because i love her
>Peak delusion
>Try opening a door
Do you endorse toddlers drinking the funny liquids under the sink too? Make sure you re-read this question a couple times because where I quoted you you simultaneously showed some severe illiteracy. Take your time, toxohost.

>>4795204
What does bleach have to do with a door
Or wait
>waaaaaaa my furbaby cant go ourside!!111 it will die of..... uh...... it'll just die ok!
Stop torturing your cat
Get a catdoor
Maybe its not too late and it will stop using the l*tterbox
My cat never used the litterbox even when i had 1
And my cat doesnt die because its not retarded and i dont live in naziland

>>4795286
Is that a smug anime face? Oh no! Sounds like you must ACK!

>>4795198
>name 1 poisen
Cyanide, botulinum, ricin.
Catching them and gassing with carbon monoxide.
Euthanizing them.
Shooting through the head.

>>4795284
They kill wildlife.
I'll shoot 'em on the spot.

I don't even hate cats, I simply like birds more.

>>4795198
>naziland
Back to Africa with you.

>>4795292
I guess
Still better to castrate them

>>4795021
"white trash" is a psyop. fix your self esteem playa

>>4793260
>I come from a typical white trash family
woah cool it with the racism there!

>>4795293
>muh wildlife
Lol
Birds can all die
>shoot em on the spot
As i said, you shouldnt let ur cats out in naziland
Oh and i have a camera + tracker + vitaldetector
What now, chud?
>>4795298
What

>>4795306
>camera, tracker, vitaldetector
Okay? And?

>>4795198
>>4795284
>>4795306
>naziland
What is wrong with you
Is it autism

>>4795286
post more cuties
>>4795303
trvke

>>4795363
>and?
If you shoot my cat i will sue
>>4795397
>is it autism
Yes

>>4795433
>sue
It's legal to shoot them here, kek, and I'm not even American.
They are considered pests.

Have fun losing the lawsuit, I guess, and getting counter-sued.

>>4795705
>its legal to shoot them here
Naziland

>>4795433
Your cat just won't come home. It will be being devoured by a racoon or crushed by a compacter in a dump truck once I throw your worthless snowball into my trash bin.

>>4795306
You have a camera on your cat at all times? No you dont lmao. A cat would rip that thing off. They wont even wear collars

>>4796159
When the vital detector detects that the cat is dead the thorium reactor in its intestants will go off
>>4796168
Its on all the legs

>>4796168
A lot of cats wear collars? Though it’s best to keep them loose if you’re letting them out so they don’t snag on anything

>>4796241
cool you realize it's dead and that's all. Nothing happens. You're cat just continues to rot / be ate.

>>4796466
Dont you know what a thorium reactor is

>>4796507
You're just a retard. My magic wish from my lamp already teleported the minced remains of your cat into your asshole. Congrats. Next time you take a shit, guess what; it's your worthless invasive litter box smelling animal.
See, I can roleplay also, faggot.

>>4796507
I just realized, you're a girl, aren't you?

>>4796711
>see, i can roleplay also, faggot
Good morning sir

>>4796718
What
Anyway if you kill my cat the thorium will go off and kill you too, chud

>>4796952
Are you a girl?
I'm not the 'I can roleplay also, " poster, I'm >>4795293

Are you female, biologically?

>>4796963
>are you a female
Yes
>biologicaly
No

Jkjkjk no im a straight white male

>>4796952
You don't have thorium. You're larping. You're also larping in this regard;
>>4796966
Nothing about you is straight.

>>4797096
>you dont have thorium
Ok, you got me
Its actually anti-thorium, so if you break the thorium reactor, the magnets keeping the antithorium from touching the reactor turn off, causing you to explode anyway
>nothing about you is straight
No im a straight white male

>>4796872
you exposed him
definitely brown

>>4797354
Citation needed, chud
>>4797265
Yes

>>4797231
Nice try. You’d need polarized dilithium crystals for that. Your cat does not contain a warp drive, larper.

My dog on the other hand has a top spacetime traversal rate of the speed of light to the power of 13.

>>4797368
big deal. my dog has a cloaking device.

>>4797378
Your dog might have a cloaking device, but my cat has developed a phase shift based cloaking device that also renders them immune to phaser fire. have fun figuring out where they are based on residual chroniton fields, chud. not like you'd be able to do anything if you could. you'll never defeat my kot's superior technology.

>>4797383
Oh shit dogbros what are we going to do?

>>4797383
that’s so cool where can I get one


What kind of frog is this?

is it poisonous?<br>can I touch it with my bare hands?

>>4791110
What region of the world?
Probably not and he'd rather you didn't.

>>4791113
Western Hemisphere
do frogs not like it when you pick them up and put them on your palm?

>>4791117
Most small animals would very much prefer the giant lanky ape things wouldn't touch them, or be near them at all.
Also frogs especially have sensitive skin that could be damaged by the oils, salts, and chemicals on yours. It's not catastrophic of course if you just want to pick him up and move him somewhere if he's in danger, but like that anon said, he'd rather not be touched.

>>4791126
Floppy frog fingers typed this post.
I WILL touch all the frogs I want and I WILL be happy!!

>>4791133
where did u get that pic of me

>>4791110
Don’t touch it they have prehensile tongues that can emerge and sever anything instantly

>>4791113
>>4791126
>>4791133
Misinformation. Fact check: Animals like when I touch them

>>4791375
especially the female Homo sapiens
;)

>>4791110
Thats clearly the eastern assasian frog, which has venom strong enough to kill an elephent in 1 second

>>4791110
You can touch any frog or toad with your bare hands. None of them have contact poisons. Just wash them after

>>4791110
the infested toad, if you touch it it explodes into a brown recluse

>>4796188
Yes, just one giant brown recluse

>>4791348
>>4795651
what do you think is going on inside their head, bros...?