beary confused

Anonymous

>women now think they are safer with bears
>men think they can beat up a bear
>bears refuse to acknowledge the issue

what the hell is going on in the bear world?

>>4788688
No one ever answers the species of bear Or the duration of time they are in the forest. They say if I have to ask those things I am sexist. I would much rather spend a few pleasant hours bonding with a backbear than even the nicest man. Perhaps it is a panda and functionally useless unless I disturb it and I just get to wander around the woods until help arrives or something.
Would not take a male grizz or female with cubs. Unsure of the stamina of a polar bear depending on type of forest, but I would play it safe and chill with a dude for a while. I don’t think he would try anything as I am also a dude and only a small minority of mentally deranged folk are homos, and out of those I could kill 100 percent hand to hand

>pic rel, grizzly after I choose to hang out with a guy instead.
No hard feelings, I just know he struggles with anger management

>>4788725
oh no bearchuds our response…???

>"I feel safer around a bear than a man"
>Go to the gay bar on bear night
>Not a single woman in sight
Really makes you think.

>>4789325
you can hear the Moscow theme song

>>4789324
I wish modern bears at least tried to look good like this nowadays instead of going and running with the "bear prepping for hibernation" look.

>>4788988
>right in the bear necessities

Left completely to their own devices, women are fucking crazy.

>>4788770
>polar bear
will fucking kill you no matter what will hunt you to the ends of the earth

It's just a dumb meme on Twitter that is basically an invitation for feminists to say men are awful. Who cares. Hypothetical questions aren't useful.

>women get eaten by bears
>simps get eaten by bears
>bears get free food
>I stay comfy at home
how does anyone lose from this situation?

>>4788688
>bears refuse to acknowledge the issue

I'm so glad tiktok was banned so we won't have any more of these endless pointless political debates that are always psyoped

>>4789435
Yeah that’s why I said no to the polar bear. However if it was In a rainforest, I have no idea how long one would last before heat exhaustion sets in

>>4789324
I don’t get what you’re insinuating at all

>>4789325
Ah yes, the average Russian past time. Bears have such a close symbiotic relationship with the wild common Russian that they will assist them in even leisurely activities such as working out

>>4789326
maybe they’re smarter than we give them credit for…

>>4789410
is there anything that isn’t the subject of ‘erotica’ at this point

>>4790074
you don’t know what erotica is retard

>>4791747
>americans
>white
>>4791781
bitter femcels crying about men via topic #x
polarised internet leads to nuance and sensibility being lost, and that's what you're seeing there, a smug group of people congratulating each other for displaying inane tribalism.

>>4791726
>Look at the avatars
>realize every single one of them is at least 280

>>4789467
So adorably naive. Shitty psyoped social politics will be a thing for as long as the rich are in power. Which they always will because they are rich.

>>4788770
>Black bear
Most likely to run away from you, can be scared away with loud noises if they come too close, might stick around if you have food or they're curious, generally a non threat
>Brown bear
Might run, might try to fight/eat you if they're in a bad mood or especially hungry, if they do try and eat you you're pretty much fucked
>Polar bear
Will see you as prey, you're dead unless they're already full
>Panda bear
Tied with sun bears in terms of least likely to kill you, will never want to eat you, would only attack in self defense, will probably just run away from you
>Sun bear
One of the smallest types of bear, seldom eats meat, has big claws but they're mostly used for climbing, just wants to eat their bugs and be left alone

Even if you get a totally random species of bear your chances aren't terrible, just hope you don't get a polar bear pretty much

>>4791726
What response? They're correct.

>>4792826
bro, people have really shit opinions of pandas thanks to those chinese zoos with funny playful cute pandas, but they are still bears and can (and had) killed people in the past, I remember like in the 70's or 80's some guy went into a panda enclosure and lost an arm, they are strong as fuck and will fuck you up.

>>4792826
I thought sloth bears were likely to kill you too, just because that type of aggression is their response to confronting predators like tigers.

>>4792873
>What response? They're correct.

>>4792826
Can’t you survive grizzlies by playing dead? It’s a toss up whether or not it’ll still eat you though

>Yeah bro, I could totally take on a bear

>>4792897
People definitely underestimate how easily a panda could kill you due in part to their crazy 1300 newton canine bite force, but they still seem pretty placid. I've seen documentaries where they film completely wild pandas close up and it just ignores them. Also I can't find evidence of a single instance of a panda killing someone. But obviously, they're also probably the least likely wild bear for someone to be around.

>>4793076
What happened to him is the worst thing a bear can do to a human. Men can, and have, done objectively worse things than that.
Bear. Every time.

>>4793141
Anyone remember that thread a while back where some retards insisted that they could survive a bear attack in a full suit of armour? I wonder if any of them would be willing to actually test it out.

>>4793330
I’d actually be curious about that myself now that you mention it. Not *if* they would survive, but how long they could survive. It would obviously depend on the ‘armor’ in question as well. Full European plate armor is just about the best bet for a prolonged death, nobody is lasting more than a few minutes, or even seconds, in say Sengoku era Samurai armor or something

>>4792908
Sloth bears are extremely dangerous because they are so aggressive

>>4793164
that crew experimented what pigeons feel every day

>>4791726
Worst thing bear can do is crush me under her massive girth

>>4792826
Asiatic black bears, sloth bears and some of the brown bear subspecies would definitely be worse than a polar bear
>>4792908
Sloth bears are by far the worst. There’s only ever been one man eating bear and it was a brown bear who killed 9 people, on the other hand there was a sloth bear who killed 12 just because it happened to run into someone and it didn’t even eat them

>>4793384
Man, stfu. I would trade my life for one of a pigeon if I was given the chance. All they do is pooping and eat crumbs and grass all day.

>>4793576
You just described 90 percent of herbivores

how do you survive a polar bear attack? it's not in the guide

>>4789410
This doesn't compare to the deranged fetish material for men we both know exist on this site.
Both sexes clearly have a bottomless capacity for deviancy

>>4789949
ALL life is smarter than what modern whites and modern western civilisation gives LIFE credit for
You have to remember the modern West is the most artficial race and civilisation that has ever existed in human history with 90%+ of its entire population living in dense urban settlements (i.e. suburbs and cities), and century after century being further and further detached from nature and reality.
Scientists and whites are so weak, low testosterone, spend the majority of their lives and existences indoors and in cities. This entire society is completely artificial and understands nothing. Cave men from 40,000 BCE had a more fundamental understanding on reality than modern westerners; who are all vaccinated, sub-human, domesticated, barely sentient cattle

4793630
>mad ESL turdworlder cope
didn’t ask

>>4793630
Whites are responsible for the vast majority of our knowledge on the natural world so, no. Just because current civilization is in shambles doesn’t mean it was always like that. Ever heard of Darwin? Linnaeus? Aquinas? Galileo?

>>4793623
>file name
you can fight back with both and usually win in that instance

>>4793328
>What happened to him is the worst thing a bear can do to a human. Men can, and have, done objectively worse things than that.
>Bear. Every tim-ACK

Ask yourself would you rather meet a black bear or a black man. Now you understand the women.

>>4793664
>Ask yourself would you rather meet a black bear or a black man. Now you understand the wom-ACK

>>4793623
I've always heard
>if it's white, say goodnight
Which seems accurate.

>>4793661
That's what the bear did to Tim too, to be fair. And his GF.

1673939191377541 bear vs nigger behaviour.webm

>>4793661
Wait, she managed to call her mom while being eaten by a bear? That’s actually kind of impressive

>>4788688
People on social media are retarded

>>4793768
>Let me explain how we bears eat. First, we don't need to kill our live prey in order to start eating...

>>4793774
suddenly im having second thoughts about living in the woodlands…

>>4793776
not fair, Magpies can be trained to do that, niggas don't.

>>4793776
The domestication of Homo Niggerus has failed

>>4789946

Friendly Russian outpost soldiers also enjoy feeding and petting Polar bears. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1p<wbr>5uVeYF6k

>>4791726
This is why that faggot Herzog should have released the Treadwell tapes.
Wouldn't be much debate after they heard that shit.

>>4793630
the retvrn to subsistence agriculture bit doesn't really work when you're likely as effeminate and decadent as the whitoids you can't control yourself from ranting about

>>4794139
Not really; they’re into true crime stories nowadays and have probably heard the snippet of audio clip from the Toolbox Killers trial. Would still debate whether or not being killed by a bear is better.

>>4789325
Bear is actually freaking out because he's afraid his fren will get liver damage from the punches, but there is a lack of linguistic cognitive skills to communicate effectively, and thus shaking the tree is him trying to get the two to stop as best as he can.
The lack isn't on the bear's side, btw.

It's just women being cunty, try not to get worked up about it. They know it's not a scenario they're ever really going to run into so they're just gonna say whatever sounds the most self righteous.

Stop engaging it on social media, and if anyone brings it up IRL to you, point out that it's a really shitty thing to ask and that comparing half the world's population to literal forest animals is rude. Just don't take the bait.

>>4794360
a surprisingly reasonable take from here

>in case of a human vs bear war, women will join the bear side

 it's good to know who are the real enemies.

>>4788688
Saw some brown bears at Yellowstone State Park in the last couple days. Man they are really amazing to watch in real life. Saw a mother and her two cubs by a stream in a river valley. The mother was eating a bison carcass while one of her cubs was trying to catch birds. She eventually called him back. What was weird was that there was a raven just chilling by the mother bear, waiting its turn to eat I guess the bird knew it could get away from the cubs and that the mother would be distracted
Also everyone on here should go to Yellowstone it really is a once in a lifetime experience.

>>4794654
Fuck that, nigga, that place is bear country.

>>4794139
Treadwell, moar liek DEADwell amirite?

>>4794654
Eh I don't like looking at chinese people that much

>>4789950
This book is actual historic piece of Canadiana

>>4791726
It's simple. We kill the bears

>>4788770
No one ever says the species of man either, the colour is important

>>4788770
With bears it's the opposite of men
>White, good night
Polar bears will actually actively prey on humans (in contrast to the usual "I've already mauled, you no point in wasting a meal)

>>4794654
How do you avoid getting mauled though
>>4794838
lol
>>4794899
Then that’s a really misleading cover

>>4794654
fuck off bear! we know Yellowstone bears are smarter than the average bear and there's no way you are taking our picnic baskets.

>>4794899
It absolutely is, she goes into great detail about fondling the bear's balls.

>>4794125
This is how life is meant to be lived

>>4795825
based. the more incels that get voluntarily timothy treadwelled the better.

>>4795838
I mean, if it’s not that it’s getting stabbed/shot for cash

It's funny that people use Treadwell of an example that bears are dangerous when he spent the accumulated time of about 8 and a half years in the closest proximity you can get to bears before finally getting killed.<br>It's like shark hysteria all over again. 99.9% of the time a bear has no interest in eating you.

Screenshot 2024-05-13 at 21-21-19 you eat babies - YouTube.jpg

>>4795959
Isn’t there a theory that the bears were honestly just completely dumbfounded at what the fuck Treadwell was doing? They don’t exactly have people going up to them every day

>>4795959
And most women live their entire lives around men without being killed

>>4796077
1 in 4 woman has been sexually assaulted or harassed.

>>4796182
this is /an/, looks like you got lost and you need to go back

>>4796079
>1 in 4 women has been hit on by a man they were not attracted to
Whats it like when you remove this scenario and stop counting an unwanted arm/shoulder touch (that was only unwanted because he wasnt hot enough and would not have been called assault if he had a stronger jawline) as “sexual assault”

>>4796470
>this is /an/
yes, not reddit/twitter, seems like you need directions back yourself

>>4794995
And the Bible goes into great detail about black dick and how they ejaculate, also Jesus was sent only for the Jews. So it's rather clear you're argument is invalid.

>>4796801
i think you got your porn mixed up with the bible

>>4796828
>he was actually talking about animals
Get help

>>4796091
What goalpost? I'd rather be killed than raped.
>>4796477
Incel cope. Again, I'd rather be killed than raped. Haven't yet heard of any bears that raped anyone.

>>4793330
Explain your reasoning. How does the bear get around the armour?

>>4796885
It doesn't have to dumbfuck its weight will squeeze your meat out from in-between the cracks of your armour like chunky toothpaste.

>>4795959
what about polar bears?
how many nonlethal encounters do people have with them?

>>4796910
Are you trying to date me, Moshe?

>>4796887
Wrong answer, now you have to suffer my spergout.
Medieval plate is far stronger than you're willing to accept. It was built to withstand much more concentrated force than what a bear can muster and do it over and over. It won't be crushed. The armour's weaknesses are that it can't stop all of the shock from passing through and that some parts of the suit need to be thin for mobility and are thus vulnerable to sharp points. Armored soldiers encountering each-another would typically bludgeon each-other until one of them collapsed from bruising, concussion, fractures, internal organ damage, or simply running out of steam. Men got buried, suits got passed down and refitted. Even early guns had a hard time staving in knightly armour, it took a while for the arms race to make anti-musket chestplates too heavy and expensive for mass-issue.

>>4796941
The bear doesn't have anything like a pollaxe, a halberd, a gun, or a sword. It lacks finesse or the ability to concentrate its power, but the bigger varieties (Grizzly and upwards) do have considerable advantages in proportional strength and in overall weight and will overcome their comparative inefficiency with brute force. It's not going to win by crushing the armour, its best strategy for winning is by beating, grappling, shaking the armored man to concuss him and damage his organs with the whiplash. Alternatively, it might use its mass to pin the man and try to pry the plates off with its jaws, potentially finding purchase in the armpits and groin area where there are no plates to hide the retention straps under.
Bear in mind that historically people didn't use armour to hunt bears at all. Russians had spears with points designed to penetrate to a limited depth, and they'd brace these spears on the ground so that the bigger bears like Kodiaks were held back while they bled out. In Bulgaria where the bears are only about four times the weight of humans, the traditional method of hunting was to stick a leather-gloved hand straight into the bear's mouth and stab it to death with a knife. Grizzlies are about twice the mass of those bears but tempered and fluted steel is vastly superior to hardened leather and the human has a slim chance of winning (not just surviving) by counter-intuitively forcing his own forearm into the bear's throat.

>>4796914
too many actually, they have realized that humans = garbage, so they are now getting used to be around people and that's dangerous for both humans and bears, you see, now it's more likely a bear to get killed by a human than the other way around.

>>4789949
They might just be smarter than the average bear

>>4796967
you're not dealing with the average bear anymore.

>>4796942
>>4796941
They don't need any of the shit you're coping about. Once they put all their weight on you, and they will, you're dead. Bears jump on things they want to open. You are paste inside your costume.

>>4796477
You're right, the number is probably far higher due to the amount of rape that goes completely unreported. The number is probably closer to 1 in 2 on average, thanks anon.

>>4788770
You're missing the point. It's not about the specifics of what kind of bear or how likely the bear is to kill you or whatever. Instead of asking these dumb gotcha questions, men should be asking why women feel so unsafe in the first place -- or better yet, they should start finally listening

>>4796879
>Incel cope. Again, I'd rather be killed than raped
what, why? I'd much rather be raped

>>4797010
It’s not a gotcha question. It genuinely matters to me. As others said in the thread, species of bear and species of human matter while not in this debate.

And don’t lecture me on safety, or listening. Men are just as likely to. Commit suicide, get mugged, shot and killed. As you are to get raped. Also you are forgetting you are living in the absolute safest time period ever. The only way to get any safer is remove all minorities from the general population. Frankly I don’t care about your problems. And you frankly don’t care about mine. Just drop the prentending act like your trying to raise awareness and rather admit you want to be the center of attention. Because that’s all saying stupid shit like that gets you. Hopefully something more important happens in your life so you don’t spend your time insulting my post about bear species on an animal board.

>tldr. I’ve listened to your stupid point and deem it to stupid to care about.

>>4796878
You know what you were trying to imply and it was false. You’re the Jew here if anything

>>4796941
> Medieval plate is far stronger than you're willing to accept.
“Medieval” literally spans centuries, dude. Full armor plate varied greatly in quality across time. 1100s plate? I don’t see it. 1500s plate? Yeah, I could see a bear struggling with that

>>4797010
>or better yet, they should start finally listening
Listening about what? You’re just issuing vague statements yourself and throwing your hands in the air like you made a point

>>4796079
Imagine if this statistic included convicted sexual assaults. Watch this number drop significantly.
Accusation is not enough to make it true. And a lot of "reported" sexual assaults are circumstantial.
>Ugly guy touched me on the arm
The intent here is not included. If his intent was to be physically flirtatious, and you rebuffed him, and he immediately stopped, it's not sexual assault.
>Women are too afraid to talk about it
- bullshit
- even if this true, that is a failure of our justice system and not every other male's fault

What is the source of this 1 in 4 statistic?
And who has independently verified it?

>>4794139
Releasing that audio would just make women want to have sex with bears.

>>4797017
>n-nuh it actually matters to me
>Incel nothing talk
>>4797057
What's vague? A bear is a better choice than a man to be alone in the woods with. Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
>>4797063
Because even known rapists get off easy and it's common knowledge how underreported rape is. This is elementary-level stuff.

>>4797173
It's all that interests you, scrotes. Pathetic existence.

>>4794139
Listen to the toolbox killers tape. The bear is better.

>>4797177
>What's vague? A bear is a better choice than a man to be alone in the woods with. Seems pretty cut and dry to me.
As a thought experiment about the violence men as a sex perpetrate against women as a sex, I get it, it's a good conversation starter. As an actual literal scenario, it's retarded.
>>4797192
You know that men are far more likely to be murdered than women, right? I've never really gotten the appeal of true crime beyond the first season of the Serial Podcast, it's kind of fucked up to consume the murder of others as entertainment.

>>4797201
I agree, men who are offended that women would choose the bear should stop trying to make it into a literal scenario. It ruins the point and is retarded.
>You know that men are far more likely to be murdered than women, right?
There are far worse things that can happen to you than murder. Even so, we should be just as ready to choose the bear as women are. Men are inherently evil creatures.

>>4797177
>Known rapists
The only people that get off easily for rape are women with underage men (statutory rape).

>There are far worse things that can happen to you than murder. Even so, we should be just as ready to choose the bear as women are. Men are inherently evil creatures.

Preach, sista, preach.
https://www.shine.cn/feature/art-cu<wbr>lture/1709113495/

>>4797204
>Men are inherently evil creatures.
Bait, but I'll answer anyways.
Men aren't inherently evil at all, the vast majority of guys are just normal people. However, men (regardless of race or stature) are certainly more comfortable with violence (or the threat of violence) in general and using it against other people, men or women, to get their way. But that's the kind of thing that a society can train out of young men with minimal issue. But you have to acknowledge the propensity in the first place.

>>4797208
Shit bait.
>>4797214
Image taken from some artist on Instagram but it applies here.
You're right, I was mostly exaggerating for effect, but it really isn't as simple as 'most men are normal' because what even is 'normal' when it comes to men's positions and stances when it comes to rape culture? Which average are we going off? Because we'd all love to think that most men are on the far left of this graph but I think we're all painfully aware that that simply isn't the case.
It's not just a case of educating young men to not be rapists, the very system we live in encourages this behaviour.

>>4797063
# of convictions is never going to even approach the # of sex crimes

>bullshit
How is it bullshit? There's been scandal after scandal of how even when women DID report and got a rape kit done, the kits sat untested for years, thousands and thousands of them. Many women are actively turned away even if they go to report, as well. Also, does this board really need a reminder that you can't trust cops and that cops as a demographic are wife beaters/assaulters themselves?

Also, it isn't about "fault." If I can't trust the justice system I need to modify my behavior to account for that and be a lot more cautious.

A funny thing to note about men being more likely to be victims of murder or non sexual assault is that....the perpetrators are of course overwhelming men.
Saying women shouldn't be especially concerned about this or that it's not a gender issue is kind of like arguing that because negroes are by far the most likely victim of other negroes, black on white crime isn't something whites should be concerned about and isn't a racial issue. It's really retarded

>>4797063
i've been in 5 serious relationships. 4 of them said the girl said they were molested when they were young by people close to them (family members, babysitters, etc). they were all relatively normal and didn't have mental issues so you'd never know on the surface that this happened to them. all also knew other women that were also molested when young as well.

this shit happens much more than you think. this is where incels completely lose the narrative. they think because it doesn't happen to them that it's not a problem. and saying something like "jUsT gO tO tHe PoLiCe" isn't that simple either. it's pretty fucking difficult to do something when the man that molested you was your uncle who is wealthy, very well-liked in the family, your parents brushed it off as "oh he's just a friendly man he meant nothing by it", and you then spend most of your adolescence being miserable and doing drugs and thinking about killing yourself multiple times (happened to one of my aforementioned exes).

>>4797216
Tag yourself, I'm 3rd from right.

>>4797216
Every man itt is further right on this graph than they think.

>>4796989
Trampling actually killed a lot of people in ancient warfare whether they had armour or not and the bear's stomping will kill, but slowly, and actually the moment the bear lifts its weight from the man it gives him a chance to roll away, sit up, or kick the bear depending on if or how he's pinned. It's not going to be as easy as you say unless the bear has the good sense to knock the man onto his front and straddle him before attacking.
You need to give up this mental image of an unarmed knight fighting a bear looking like a tin of beans being stomped on because it's not accurate. Go browse rekt threads on /gif/ for a bit, get some context for what car impacts actually do to the human body, how the flying corpses remain in remarkably few pieces. You need the reminder of how tough animals (inc. humans) really are. Bones and tendons are hardy enough already and with armour too the bear's not going to be able to flatten a torso without difficulty. There's a reason humans universally settled on stabbing as the best way to kill each-other and then developed armour to frustrate that strategy; Every other strategy is slow and difficult.
>>4797054
I was thinking 1500s yes. I know the older stuff wasn't the best but the quality peaked very high at the end.
>>4797281
Every time you post I shift further.

>4796989
>not 4796988
Well that's it then. There's no recovering from this blunder. The argument is lost.

>>4797216
Top:
The divide between normal men and actual sexual predators who rape/molest people

Bottom is more like
Women: OK, BUT, OK, MY BODY MY CHOICE, I NEVER ASKED FOR YOU, YOU ARE FUCKING HIDEOUS IT SCARES ME AND CREEPS ME OUT AND YOU TOUCHED ME THAT IS RAPE, IF I WANTED YOUR HAND ANYWHERE NEAR MY ARM I WOULD AHVE ASKED CREEP, AND THAT GUY LAST WEEK, SAID HE DROVE A WRX STI, BUT IT WAS A REGULAR WRX, AND THATS NOT WHY I HAD SEX WITH HIM, SO HE RAPED ME, AND THAT GUY STARE RAPED ME, AND THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A PREDATOR BECAUSE HE LOOKED AT MY ASS. RESPECT *CLAP* WOMEN *CLAP* ALL *CLAP* WOMEN *CLAP* ARE *CLAP* QUEENS! MEN ARE SO FUCKING EVIL

>>4797177
>What’s vague?
>doesn’t actually answer the question
expected I guess
>>4797189
>scrotes
this isn’t CC sis you must have gotten lost on the way there

>>4797277
based Kit Kat putting foids in their place im prob in the middle

>>4797312
It’s ok I still like you
>>4797318
Trvke just dropped………………………..

>>4797318
correct.
women unironically believe that an unattractive man asking them out is unacceptable sexual harassment

its an unironic, truthful, fact, and you can prove it by hiring two men on opposite ends of the attractiveness scale to ask women out in the same fashion. dirty pick up line, lightly touch them but nowhere near the tits/ass/crotch/thighs, ask them out. in that exact order, to the letter.

the 10/10 man will be well received, get her number, and set up a date.
the 1/10 man will be arrested and defamed for sexual assault. immediately. no excuses. all of society, led by a bitchy jewish cunt, will tell him "YOU! CANT! DO! THAT!"

the sliding scale of "predators" is actually the looks scale. that's all it is. you can see it daily. women do not believe you have the right to initiate if they do not want to fuck you. period! if they want to fuck you, actual rape is just surprise consensual sex. this, too, happens daily in bars. drunk men push around drunk women and when they see his contact photo the next day 10/10 = they are coming back for more. 8/10 and under = they have been raped. this is such a soul crushing arrangement that the rise of it PERFECTLY corresponds with the start of the mass shooting era. the total loss of purpose and acceptance destroys the sanity of its victim.

roasties will seethe and cry incel virgin uggo fatty (that's all they understand besides hunk chad hottie stud) but its the fact
female vanity and promiscuity has systematically dismantled society.

if women are giving mating choice, it is not compatible with an organized, progressive society. it's the same arrangement found in primitive groups of animals where the male who is not high up on the totem pole is punished with beatings/death for attempting to mate. we only have society because we took away a lot of sexual choice from both sexes and made marriage more about business than pleasure, arranged by the parents.

>>4797307
>Every time you post I shift further.
jej

>>4794360
This. It's a question made to start a fight. Women answer from a pure emotional perspective, and men always think from a rational sizing up perspective.

In reality a woman is orders of magnitudes more likely to be raped by someone she knows than a random guy in the woods. People try to compare rates of bear attacks to rates of sexual assault crimes which makes no sense because most people on earth will never see a wild bear in the entire lives.

>>4797318
>>4797326
Men who are pretty far right on the graph.

>>4797329
>not argument
>just calls them incels
You know they’re right

>>4797326
>if women are giving mating choice, it is not compatible with an organized, progressive society. it's the same arrangement found in primitive groups of animals where the male who is not high up on the totem pole is punished with beatings/death for attempting to mate. we only have society because we took away a lot of sexual choice from both sexes and made marriage more about business than pleasure, arranged by the parents.
You also have to a remember a good number of women today are just fucking crazy. Like, just completely spiteful hags. A good amount of these women screaming rape whenever the opportunity presents itself are included in this.
One aspect of feminism that isn’t talked about enough is the genetic proliferation of unpleasant women. Under patriarchy, nasty miserable sows would have limited reproductive success, most would simply just get filtered. Men today are powerless and desperate, they'll breed with nearly anything if given the chance.
Every generation of women alive today is progressively more unpleasant and girlbossy than the last. Just look at millennial relationshits, for example. Women have consistently demonstrated total incompetence in selecting good spouses when given the freedom to do so, and while men aren’t perfect, things were objectively better when they called the shots, a patriarchal system that places females under the stewardship of their fathers until marriage would also limit the number of bad men marrying good women. Men are simply better at judging the character of other men. Here’s some related empirical evidence: Population-wide increase of mental illness is partially driven by male sexual selection, i.e. reproductive success of crazy women.

https://link.springer.com/article/1<wbr>0.1007/s10519-022-10107-w
https://link.springer.com/article/1<wbr>0.1007/s00239-022-10072-2

>>4797216
>but it really isn't as simple as 'most men are normal' because what even is 'normal' when it comes to men's positions and stances when it comes to rape culture?
By "normal", I mean that it doesn't even occur to them to hurt women (you can argue whether it's condescending but a LOT of patriarchal norms are bound up in the idea that women are not to be harmed in the way you would a man due to their more delicate physical nature), and that rape is evil. That's the thing about the whole "teach men not to rape" slogan in the 2010s; if you say that to a guy, the response 100% of the time is going to be "no shit rape is evil". I think the idea of "continuous enthusiastic/non-coerced consent" is a far better metric in terms of saying if you're not getting the following from a partner, then sex isn't on the table and you risk being as bad as the stereotypical rapist that drags a woman into an alleyway.

I remember when I was in high school and trying out for a soccer team and during some down time some of the group started talking about sex and the question came up of what was one to do if on the wedding night the bride didn't want to fuck. One of the guys joked about knocking her out and having sex anyways, and it made me very uncomfortable, what that told me was that such an action wasn't seen as rape because of the context (assuming it wasn't just an edgy joke). So if someone, particularly an older man, was to sit those guys down and give them the spiel about "enthusiastic/non-coerced continuous consent", that would shift their thinking about the topic. I do think that a more explicit message earlier on would alleviate a decent amount of what you're talking about.

>the very system we live in encourages this behavior
How do you account for the fact that by all available metrics, it's a small minority of men committing the crime?

>>4797606
>By "normal", I mean that it doesn't even occur to them to hurt women
Sure but you kinda proved my point with
>One of the guys joked about knocking her out and having sex anyways, and it made me very uncomfortable
But did YOU say anything? Did anyone else? If you don't say anything against people who are apparently all for rape then you're supporting them. It doesn't matter if you are against it behind closed doors, they believe they are surrounded by people who won't say anything against them if they were to commit the crime, and they're right. Because no one has yet, not to their face.
>So if someone, particularly an older man, was to sit those guys down and give them the spiel about "enthusiastic/non-coerced continuous consent", that would shift their thinking about the topic.
Maybe, but how many times do you think that has actually happened? Not enough considering 1 in 4 women have been sexually assaulted/harassed.
>How do you account for the fact that by all available metrics, it's a small minority of men committing the crime?
Again, you're missing the point. It is not just the men who are committing the actual crime who are the issue, it's everyone around them. Rapists have a support network. They have friends who don't challenge their misogyny, they have family who make excuses for their behaviour, and they are surrounded by men who shame and put down women who come forward about their assault. It's why rapists get away with it so often.
You've probably heard of the proverb 'if you have 9 people sitting at a table and 1 Nazi, you have 10 Nazis' and it applies here.

>>4797247
>sex crimes
This is what you're not getting. Accusation of a crime does not mean that a crime was committed. I understand there are situations where the accused was guilty and not punished, but my point is was really that the statistic of 1 in 4 is incorrect and spreads misinformation.
Someone's word is simply not enough as the margin for error is substantial.

I could take the 1 in 4 more seriously if when mentioned, people honestly state how it was calculated and the margin for error. But they don't, because it's a dishonest statistic and used for damaging political goals.
Damaging because it may impose unjust laws on the innocent, or creates unnecessary fear.
For example, women living in safe wealthy areas are still thinking there's a 25% chance they're going to be assaulted in the street, when this is absolute bullshit.
Sure, if you go to the worst part of the city in your own wearing, then absolutely someone on drugs or drunk is going to try something. A man would also likely be mugged or violently assaulted in a similar situation.
Which by the way, violent crimes against men is significantly higher than it is against women.

>>4797275
I doubt the validity of your claims just on the basis that you write like a women.
Either way, see above.

>>4797204
>There are far worse things that can happen to you than murder
Yeah, like being eaten alive by a wild animal.

>>4797339
good post, honestly never considered a genetics angle to this mess

>>4797611
>But did YOU say anything? Did anyone else?
I don't remember, this shit was over a decade ago in the mid-2000s and I was 14, it's a random memory that resurfaced. I do think people pushed back against it (in a joking way), but it's all very fuzzy.
>Again you're missing my point.
Things are getting better imo, there's definitely been a shift in terms of how people, men and women, think about topics such as consent and assault., and I'm suggesting a way that imo would certainly help even more.
>>4797339
I don't trust this study at all, genetics don't shift that quickly one way or another unless you're straight up murdering everyone that doesn't fit a certain profile and then forcing the survivors to reproduce. Additionally, birth control has thrown this kind of dynamic out of whack. Women may be sleeping with "Chad", but they're not necessarily having his kids like they might in a scenario where birth control or abortions are hard to come by.

>>4797339
>Under patriarchy, nasty miserable sows would have limited reproductive success

You’ve got that backwards historically, nasty miserable sows were the most likely to proliferate. Most women were obligated to be wed off with very few other options available in life, even the nasty sows were forced on someone. The more someone wanted to fuck a woman beyond obligation, the more likely she was to then die in childbirth; especially if she was particularly young or petite and paired with someone that wasn’t a manlet. Or, if not from pregnancy, to become infertile from or die of a venereal disease. It’s why the trope for elderly wives/widows is to be nasty-tempered, the rest literally died early in life. Just like how all the good men died in wars. Even today, with all the advances in medicine, pregnancy is still risky af.

In a fantasy patriarchal society where men weren’t obligated to wed to make more soldiers and laborers, and also wasn’t like our own that strongly favors sociopathic traits in both men and women to be successful, maybe then you could naturally filter shitty people from the gene pool. At least now, most adults have more options than being required to stay with and breed with someone who has a shitty temperament. It’s why the boomer hating your spouse jokes aren’t popular anymore, most are free to just abandon people they dislike instead of forcing themselves to coexist.

>>4796879
>I'd rather be killed than raped
So if i rape a girl the right thing to do would be to murder her too? Got it. I hate the idea of unnecessary death, but bodies don't call the police either ig

>>4797275
>they were all relatively normal and didn't have mental issues
>you then spend most of your adolescence being miserable and doing drugs and thinking about killing yourself multiple times (happened to one of my aforementioned exes)
kys lying faggot

>>4797606
>I think the idea of "continuous enthusiastic/non-coerced consent" is a far better metric in terms of saying if you're not getting the following from a partner, then sex isn't on the table
You have literally never talked to a woman or are one and have zero self-awareness.
That's not how women talk, and the ones that due are exceedingly rare. They almost exclusively talk in hints, half-truths, metaphors, and euphamisms when in comes to sex. They literally think that the less obvious a flirtation is, the hotter it is. They DO NOT just say "I want you to have sex with me now". That's fucking laughable. You are a permavirgin and should stop giving opinions on sex and consent until you have had it.

female evolutionary biologist on female nature.png

>>4788688
i could beat up a black bear
grizzly its a 50/50
white one is safe death, polar bears are kinda insane
i wouldnt fight a pamda cause its like killing a butterfly


Toadline Bullies

Toadlines of the Slamuminati edition

Discuss anything related to the bulldog/frenchie/american bully mixes, also known as exotic/toadline bullies, and its associated culture here
Previous: >>4780283

https://youtu.be/v9JQbKhU1JM?t=452
>people will pay thousands of dollars for vials of cum from a mutant dog named Suicide

What do they do with the bodies? Asking for a friend.

>>4787665
I feel like I need to go to an Exotic Bully dog show at some point, just to see how crazy it is.

>>4787683
cryopreserve in case future technology allows revival

Cumrag WILL return

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1P<wbr>YNIl5h7E
>they're making unironic toadcore rap now

>>4787700
be prepared for the sound, wear earplugs
https://youtu.be/7LrzFzqU6uE?t=150

>>4787812
For the dogs barking or the owners chimping out?

>>4787809
What's sad is the pups look healthy at first but the moment they start growing more that's when they're genes will show, they're legs will be SMASHED and their torsos SLAMMED to the floor, leaving a husk of a dog that can nolonger play or run or have fun.

>>4787821
Both, it's not just africusamericus you have to worry about either, theres southusmethicus, beanusmexicus, zipperasiancus, and more.

>>4787822
Fun is subjective I'm sure they love life I mean just look at them smiling!

>>4787821
you call that barking? they're wheezing like an asthmatic 80 year old chainsmoker.

>>4787841
Yeah bruh even the barks get SLAMMED

>>4787652
Hi. Please stop making these threads. They induce a great sadness in me. I look at these creatures and I can only see pain.

>>4787924
I call dibs on his ribs, ill give him that mission structure.....

>>4787918
These are honestly some of the best threads on the site, the culture on display is incredible. If they’re going to do a dysgenic breeding program anyway then I may as well laugh at the movie posters and “SEMEN AVAILABLE” stickers.

Although it may be wrong, I do think Staypuft is kind of cute.

>>4787949
FUCK
maybe the FRESH AND FROZEN has some penis skin cells in it that we can use to clone him outright…

>>4787918
You lack Jesus Christ, only God can help you

>>4787918
You see pain I see schadenfreude

>>4787652
I wonder how much progress the anon who made the v2 graph has done so far.

>>4788033
They may be weak physically, but they're really smart dogs.

>>4788037
only when they're sporting chains

>>4788043
This is just demented. Looks like the pre-death throes of an animal ready to drop dead. Megamind in dog form. Yakub reborn.

>>4788040
Honestly they do really resemble toads, including intelligence

>>4788043
oh thank you I was wondering where my Cranidos went

You can talk shit about toadline bullies all day, but you have to at least give it to the community that they manage to weed off the aggression problem that pitbulls have. Those guys are less physically capable of attacking you than a pug.

>>4788147
You can see them fighting in some of these videos.
They just cough and wiggle at their enemy before they have to stop and recover.

>>4788147
> you have to at least give it to the community that they manage to weed off the aggression problem that pitbulls have.
No you don’t lol
If I surgically remove all of a dogs limbs plus some ribs and maybe it’s nose and mouth and make it literally incapable of effectively harming anything then I would also technically have solved its aggression problem. By destroying it physically.

>>4788147
Aggression is a behavioral problem, not a physical one.
If anything the videos of some of these toadlines suggest that they may actually be more aggressive, just less capable of doing harm.

>>4788156
>remove all of a dogs limbs plus some ribs and maybe it’s nose and mouth and make it literally incapable of effectively harming anything
...is semen available? fresh or frozen is fine, I just need to get in on the smashed worm skeem

>>4788186
>not using CRISPR to insert python genes into bullies
SERPENTIZED is the new SLAMMED.

>>4788190
holy shit...
get me the number for a chinese biotech lab
the next big skeem has been found

>>4788194
the entire setup you need to do CRISPR is only like $30-50kish its a small investment in the grand skeem of things. i can't wait until we get people setting up backyard gene labs.

TOADLINE DIMETROGUS "GUS" AT 10 MONTHS OLD

ANOTHER 2X TOAD THERAPSID FREAK!! OUT OF TOADLINE'S CASH-O-GNATHUS AND LIL' DIICTO. GENOME SO SMASHED AND SLAMMED WE BRED BACK PELYCOSAURS. LITTERMATES TO GUCCI-NOPSIS, EDAPHOLICIOUS, BOSSCHOPS, ANTEOFREAK, GORGOZ, PALEOTRANNY AND OTHNIEL CHARLES MARSH. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE COMPLETE GENE DESTRUCTION WHEN IT PRODUCES NEXT YEAR, IT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY BROKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND NO SHOULDER GIRDLE WE'RE BINGING BACK ICHTYOSTEGA. THE TOAD IN TOADLINE IS NOT FOR SHOW, THESE PUPPIES GONNA BE SPAWNING IN POOLS SOON.

PUT A TOAD IN YOUR LIFE!!

RETURN TO THERAPSID!

>>4788249
ONLY 10K BUT YOU NEED TO BRING YOUR OWN TIME MACHINE. LUNGS SO SMASHED AND SLAMMED IT NEEDS PALEOZOIC OXYGEN LEVELS. GET TWO AND IT'S BETTER THAN A PYRAMID SKEEM, IT'S THE GOBLEKI TEPE SKEEM. TURN THIS TREE OF LIFE INTO A CIRCLE OF LIFE.

>>4788190
>They were dogs once, taken by the dark powers, SMASHED and SLAMMED. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now... SERPENTIZED. My extreme toadline bully

>>4788252
AI can't even get the body plan right. Toadlines are how we defeat AI. They're so SLAMMED that AI can't process how such a creature could exist, much less be considered a "dog"

>>4787711
it cant bring back staypuft though...

>>4788471
no that's mr toad. juan gotty is the ancestor. Juan is still recognizable as a dog, his legs are below his body. The skeem included his blood but he was before the skeem. it's like asking if the earliest twisted elves were orcs. No, there were intermediate stages.

>>4788575
So many of the toadlines listed on the website have Mr Toad as a sire, even though he's very likely long dead at this point.
I wonder if they built up a huge stock of frozen semen while he was alive, to continue his legacy long after even his bones are gone.

Like a Toad geneseed.
Irreplaceable but absolutely vital to the Toadline Chapter.

>>4788588
100%. do you think they don't milk these dogs for as much of the precious toadseed as possible? 100% of toad breeding is artificial since morphologically very few of them can actually do the deed anymore.

>>4788588
A chapter of marines would be horrific. The gene seed would be destroyed instantly with all the fucked up stuff it does

>>4788588
What happens when they run out of Mr. Toad juice? What will become of the skeem?

>>4788731
They'll just come out with another line of bullies which look slightly bigger and lankier and then pretend they're not replacing the original. Toadaris.

I literally don't understand why people want these things when a thousand other dog breeds exist

>>4788749
It's proof of their ability to play god, to create genetic abominations and with no one to stop them.

>>4788761
Suddenly I want to see one of these things with a Borzoi snout. Let's make some serious abominations here.

>>4788764
borzoi snoot genes and the python genes, i want to not only bring back basal therapsids but also recreate squamates from mammalian stock.

>>4788793
I honestly think the SERPENTIZED skeem could be huge with women if you can find the right group of crazy ones to market them with. They love taking care of helpless cute things that they can feed and carry around.

>>4788645
>>4788682
There's a space marine named Maximmion Voss who is shorter than average because of a geneseed defect so he works out to become bulky, he's kind of like a toadline in a way.

>>4788801
For a second I thought you meant an actual member of the US Space Force, who was selected because every pound you send into space costs like $10k so they selected the smallest elite soldiers.

>>4788575
>The Greyline foundation female was named Showtime. Showtime was the mother of Gotty’s father, “R Greyline’s Raider 2. Raider passed away when Gotty was only 7 weeks old.
never began fot this gene pool

>>4788190
Tbf fiddling with some hox genes would have the same effect but be much cheaper for the average skeemer.

>>4788731
They have Bapw and Pimpy now. Mr. Toad it outdated.

>>4787812
That breathing is worse than any “normal brachycephalic breed.

>>4788880
If we're going to go cheap, does thalidomide work on dogs?

>>4788893
Thalidomide does induce deformations in animals, but with the glaring lacuna that the stumpy appendages are not quite serpentine (disregarding that thalidomide would probably spike miscarriages)

>>4788887
yeah, mr toad has legacy value but they have warped flesh and bone far beyond him. They have surpassed a 0.98 coefficient of inbreeding, we will watch them reach 1.0 then watch in horror what happens as they exceed it. the laws of mathematics and nature itself will be warped just like the bodies of the toads, a great gate will open and eldritch abominations will surge forth to SMASH and SLAM this world.

The toadline is the final chapter of Kali Yuga. It was foretold in the Vedas.

anyone else get the feeling the og toadline kennel has slowed down or even closed? they don't update their website nor their youtube channel

You have no idea how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>>4788731
They start experimenting with new innovations in inbreeding the toadspawn or they start inseminating other breeds with toadline juice.

>>4788801
the skeem finds a way to survive in the grim darkness…

>>4788132
What's with the cuck shed in the back, is it so he won't eat the puppies?

>>4789095
HE STOLE HIS BITCH, YOU MAD WHITEBOY??

>>4789095
Presumably yes. Also probably some kind of weird humiliation ritual that jamal there gets off on

>>4789114
Why would a white dude be mad about a toady getting separated, infact if the white dude is a ghetto stereotype he would be happy because the skeem will continue

>>4788943
probably made their millions and are chilling

>>4789329
Yeah, the point of a pyramid skeem is to cash out before it collapses.

>>4789329
millions of tokes on the meth pipe?

I wonder what happens if you feed this to toadlines.

>>4789884
It's like a British Farmer's Fair add but in packaging form.

>>4789954
Yeah, and the kid from neverending story.

>>4789687
I mean, yeah, likely that too knowing these people

>>4789884
what are the dimensions of this bag
how the fuck did they fit so much (likely bullshit) bragging on one bag

>>4789687
Weren't they black? If they is then they'd smoke crack.

>>4790410
God gives his most SLAMMED canines the most SMASHED genes.

>>4790329
Pretty sure they're white based on the scabbed meth legs on youtube

>>4790410
No. They were made in God's blind spot and are not of his domain, so they lack souls.

>>4790459
>Givin Lein Jeans
>everyone in the photo looks like they're starting to be corrupt by the smashing and slamming
kino

>>4790486
>SMASHING and SLAMMING is a contagious biohazard
>Airborne Toadline prions SMASH and SLAM the DNA of formerly normal mammals, causing them to express Toadlike features
The Toadlore is deep, keep an eye out for the gradual expression of a Habsburg jaw in the most prolific breeders.

We should introduce some Kimbo genetics into the next toad generation to breed hilariously aggressive, yet inept, bullfrogdogs

>>4790696
>attacked a group of women
Business as usual

Is there a version of the OP without Charlie in it? I want to see the whole thing

>>4791516
Why do toadies with ears look like goblins?

>>4791915
The genetic code has become fluid

>>4791287
He must be a big brain to have a such big chain

>>4791915
Who was the shemale toadline again?

>>4788575
its jaun not juan according to the pic

>>4788588
>I wonder if they built up a huge stock of frozen semen while he was alive
they had to because the genetics get more fucked up in each generation
they need some ancient, more complete dna to fix their breeding when miscarriages and early deaths become too common

>>4788424
>But my lord, there is no such line in the skeem...

>>4791915
God that’s fucked. Why would that be considered desirable

>>4792337
>this cracka ain’t a walking ghetto stereotype

>>4792750
>virusline
>reset
Let me guess, his father's name is Great?

>>4792744
*steps over it*
psssh, nothing personnel, kid

>#badass
>#thankyou
>#gift
>#love
>#friendship
>#bond
>#stud
>#hard
>#beastmode

>>4792809
can we SMASH and SLAM godzilla?

>>4792750
>virusline
An attempt at separating from Mr. Toad's legacy?

>>4792750
How many generations would you have to go before we get something like a goomba

>>4792279
misspelling things is /toadcore/

>>4792750
Imagine this one but serpentized.

>>4792750
this one doesnt look so horrible. the chest isnt dragging on the ground and the legs are mostly below the torse

>>4792744
>date clipped off
so was this redrum 1 (deceased) redrum 2 or redrum 3?

>>4793040
forgot my image. Redrum 2 and 3 are clones. lil guy is going to be the ultimate kwizatz haderach when the skeem bene gesserit awaken his other memory.

I didn't know you could add emojis to a dog's name

>>4793041
Is there single toadline owner that can type like sane person?

>>4792961
Sam hyde closeup lookin motherfucker

>>4793120
No. It’s part of the gimmick and thus sells the authenticity

>>4793154
Knox btfo, this is the new cuboid king

>>4792750
https://suno.com/song/02e2a2c8-f448<wbr>-4e0d-839f-8c5b33292a28

Well
It's time, to reset up in this toadline
Don't fall down, don't let yo ass get left behind
Listen up, it's inbred pup, breedin' time

Siblin' to siblin', moms to sons
Worked well for them toadies, gon' stick to my guns
Breedin' up lil inbred loaves of pure toadie beef
PETA harrassment and shamin' ain't made me turn no damn leaf
In my shed all damn day gettin' dog families to play
Keepin' up this shit so I can count me up some mad pay
But a PETA keeps harrassin' me well what can I say?
So it's time to reset toadies, now don't get in my way.

Mixin' in some pittie, a little jack russell too
Resetin' these inbreds is what we gon' do
And maybe if they're good I'll give a bit of shitzu
But for now we'll keep that inbred ratio at a "2"
But dogs lookin' weird like a Reticulan zoo
Hybrid monstrosities from the planet Xenu
But that's part of the game, don't lie 'cause y'all like it too?
PT Barnum-style, so true

Dog breedin', show stealin'
Look-thievin', debt retrievin'
Can't pay for ya dog it's leavin'
Backyard breeders, take-your-money-and-leave-ya's
Showin' the whole world how hard we can squeeze ya's
Gang sign, gang riz, social media biz
Hood cred, put the notion of a pedigree to bed
Dog town, wear a chain to show what's down

>>4791035
I wonder how much progress the anon making this has made since then?

https://suno.com/song/82aca2dd-9ae2<wbr>-4a19-b1e2-7a1ecd9a790d

Toadline madness
Dyin' early, drownin' families in sadness
But I ain't tryin' to spread frownin, nah, I just wanna spread gladness
Toadline dogs, a status symbol
Any other breeds get straight-up mogged
Priced out forty-large to catch them marks
These ain't family dawgs, they for posin'
With timbs and cars, flash cash for your mad drug stash
Humvee, rims and all that class
But you can't buy taste, nah, and you can bet your ass
So until thangs change, we gon' finna smash

Slam slam knock knock it's the toadie line crew
Bang bang, shot shot we just stepped 2 u
Dawgs for G's non-stop 'til the day is through
Other breeders just don't know what the fuck to do
Musclin' in on their dog-breedin' corners
Sellin' off dogs in they hoods, little jack horners
Your family, all's reduced to straight mourner
Wearin' black and sobbin' while ya in a box in the corner
Cryin' mom, absent dad, ya girl's cryin' but secretly glad
Dyin' for the dog breedin' game is mad
But this toadie shit, a straight up gang
And when we say we smash, we mean we slam
And when we slam, you better act up, damn
'Cause the toadie line crew is comin' 4 U

Dyin' early, drownin' families in sadness
But I ain't tryin' to spread frownin, nah, I just wanna spread gladness

>>4793048
what’s with the term “lock in” suddenly appearing over night
i have never heard or seen that term being used until this month

>>4793405
I'm partial to COME GET INFECTED

Has their ever been any accidental crossbreeding with a toadline and a normal dog?
Are their any Cocker SLAMMiels out there? Golden Toadskeemers? Skeema ibus? Tibetoad SLAMMtiffs?
Skeemwolves?

>>4793405
Lock in in toad culture means breedings

>>4793405
Someone hasn't locked in his toadline heisenberg for 2k

>>4793405
“Lock-In price” has been a thing for decades. You pay a certain percentage of the total price and you reserve your purchase or whatever. I’m not sure that’s what they mean when they say that though. A quick google search shows ishowspeed as making the phrase popular so it may be some zoomer bullshit. Or >>4793555

>>4793513
The males can’t fuck and the females are usually already pregnant. Anything with “exotic” in the description might have some or just have a similar look though, could be worth searching.

>>4793513
Outcrossing of any kind will immediately dissolve the SLAMMED genes. At best the cross will look like a kinda fucked up frenchie mix.

>>4793405
That’s been a thing for some time, the meaning tends to change depending on context but I don’t recall when exactly it came about

>>4793569
oh so it’s some zoomer faggot influencer making the term appear way too fucking often outside of its previous context

>>4791035
I understand... the skeem. I have been staring at this all day and I want to see more.

The APEX of smashed and slammed.<br>PIMPY GOD OPP.

>>4788043
>smart dog.webm
No chain, dumbass dog.

Why do people enjoy breeding deformed monstrosities that can barely feed themselves

>>4793932
インスタントプリズンスラマー (instant prison slammer)

>>4788588
>Big E breeding the SMASHtodes using the skeemseed
think theres a market out there for naming different lineages after primarchs
imagine telling people to lock in for a bucket of semen from HORUSLINE MICRO EXOTIX

>>4788575
"Jaun" Gotty doesn't even look like a bully yet (see the small pitbull type manlet paws) but just an exeptionally muscular AmStaff

>>4790696
huh is this why XL bullies are such a problem in U.K. and Ireland? They all come from the same few US dogs that were genetically predisposed to extreme violence?

>>4794937
100000x folded nippon pyramid skeemu. they SMASHED and SRAMMED goldfish since before even the progenitors of the bullies existed.

>>4795048
FREAKY INBRED CARP INFLATED AND BALLOONIFIED!! FAT DOUBLE TAIL PSYCHO MONSTER GOLDY CAN BARELY SWIM!! SPAWNED TO BLOONS AND CLOWNSEX GRANDFISH TO 3X GOOCH! THIS ONE BREEDS STRONG NONE OF THE CLUTCHES HAVE DORSAL FINS AT ALL!!! THIS KINKY MF DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A FISH ANYMORE
I THINK WERE ONTO SOMETHING WITH BLOATLINE LOCK IN NOW BEFORE WE REACH THE MOON WITH THIS!!! WE RAKIN MILLIONS ON THESE FLOPPERS!!!

>>4791915
Kinda looks like those jaw split vampires from blade 2

>>4795164
This shit makes the bullies look well bred

>>4794900
>ANGRONLINE
>literally just ordinary pitbulls with AMASHED and SLAMMED limbs

>>4787949
oh nice, a stolen reward for his safe return

if quads then someone will discover a new really funny or stupid name that hasn’t been posted before and was given to an actual dog within the next week

>>4795164
Bred to have two tumors on the sides of its face

>>4795559
They're called "bubble eyes".
You can't have sharp rocks or fake plants in your tank if you keep these for obvious reasons.

>>4795555
IT HAS BEEN SMASHED
IT HAS BEEN SLAMMED
LET THE PROPHECY BE WRITTEN

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>>4795645
hol up can i sell fresh and frozen seemin from a bitemeat? i wanna do a home investmint busniss mabe leik a pyrimid skeem??? do u accept copper wire as paymint??? can a bitemeat liv inside a old tire???

You see this thing running towards you, wyd?

>>4795929
start rubbing his cock and get my sample container ready. this guys cum is worth more than its weight in gold for sure

>>4796257
for a second i thought i was in /vp/
which, for those curious, does have a toadline posting thread
but really that board is generally irredeemable dogshit so don’t go there

>>4795929
damn AI movies sure are advanced these days

>>4795560
any pics of one that shared a tank with those?

>>4796266
bubble eye goldfish are a mystery to me, i used to see them in every pet store but i have never been in a fish room or seen anyone actually keeping them. either they just die immediately after someone buys them or its all a skeem.

>>4796263
nevermind the thread in question is archived now
>>4796272
>they just die immediately after someone buys them
and you were expecting what

>>4796263
I didn’t know people even used that

>>4795929
dude why the fuck is his asshole so blown out
are they raping these dogs??

>>4796514
… I mean, I wouldn’t put it past them.

>>4796514
they bred for smaller dogs not smaller assholes

>>4787986
You should specify only if they're a jew
Matthew 15:24

>>4795929
It doesn't have feet. It has slammers. It has literal slammers

>>4793513
No just pit bulls. Pit bulls as a breed generally seem to attract nothing but the lowest IQ people for some reason. And they all like gangsta rap and "wilding" and doing trashy shit. No not necessarily just black people, it's like people who want pit bulls are all just a certain "type" you know what I mean?

>>4795929
btw its testicles literally hit the ground when it runs lol

>>4797153
We need to lock this thing in a cage.
Can't risk the progenoid glands being damaged by it moving around.

>>4796836
Bad bait, don’t even feel like pulling up the hundreds of scripures in the NT where Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew. And that the Jews are vipers. And that he brings his gospel to the whole world. But enjoy your cherry-picking retard

>>4797246
>Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew.
If he wanted to do this, why didn't he just SMASH and SLAM the jews?

>>4797255
What do you think is happening right now?

>>4797175
we need a model that just a torso, head and cock and balls to assure maximum safety

>>4788043
>gee, brain. what are we going to do tonight?

>>4797153
lol even his sperm is smashed and slammed

>>4795929
the state of his paws is actually pretty sad, if you stop the vid at the right spots you can see how fucked they are

>>4797642
Is it possible to clone something into the opposite gender?

>>4797645
IMAGINE the incest-possibilities
>you liked 2x pimpy, 3 times bape?
>get ready for..... 22 times bape

>>4795929
I think we should kill breeders
Yeah I know theres a bit of a racist element due to the demographics the advertising appeals to
But i think we can make exceptions

>>4797656
its just the feet and the blown out asshole that makes me sad
apart from that the dog should be FINE JUST FINE

>>4797255
God has been smashing and slamming the hebrews since they sent Joseph to Egypt.
>>4797423
It all comes back to serpentizing…
>>4797646
What will happen when 100 bape 100 Pimpy is reached? Truly the laws of heredity will be cast aside at that point.

>>4796514
prostate stimulation to improve the fresh & frozen semen yield

>>4797660
His body isnt meant to be shaped like that, a bully has gotta have a huge build to support his heavy bones

do we have numbers on how often a sought after dog gets studded, like how often does the dog fuck or get jacked off a day?

>>4797665
yeah i know its fucked but i personally only feel bad because of the poor crippled paws and well, the blown out asshole

>>4797663
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if this was the case

>>4794900
I will become the Fabius Bile of toadlines

>>4797760
cucked and bound to the toadie gods in your pursuit of the perfect toad?

>>4797642
Cloning is only the beginning.
Soon the first Glowtoads (glowline?) will emerge, the amoral genetic modifications always start with bioluminescence.
From there, anything is possible.

>>4795929
The background and lighting looks like southern China, please don't tell me the Chinese have started with this shit too.

>>4797976
It is China, but how the FUCK could you tell just by some parking lots and the lighting?

>>4798052
The trucks and just road infrastructure is quite easy to recognize if you've seen a fair deal of footage of urban China.
>>4798053
Perhaps, but not in the way you think.

>>4797246
>Bad bait, don’t even feel like pulling up the hundreds of scriptures where Jesus says he will elevate the gentile over the Jew.
Ok, then post one.

>>4798126
Are you still letting people into hell? I want to be a horse

>>4798126
I like the idea of a Hell that turns you into a sinner so that nobody can ever join Heaven what the fuck am i talking about

>>4797976
>>4798058
Southern China in particular is also, well… a bit different from the north, and generally not as developed

>>4798024
>they even have the toadline breeder aesthetic down pat
Beyond parody, only extinction can save these animals now

>>4788156
You know, if it were any other breed this shit would make me angry. It's fucked up and cruel. But they're pibbles, so I just laugh at them.

Pitbulls don't have an inherent aggression problem they just need to be fucking trained, not have their asshole ripped out of their body through breeding<br>What a fucking insane "solution" to a problem that could easily be solved by being a responsible dog owner

>>4798333
I think he was just having a laff mate.

>>4798333
No, stop fooling yourself, they have an inherent aggression problem. They have literally been bred over hundreds of generations to kill things for people's amusement. You cannot train that out of them any more than a retriever's instinct to retrieve things or a shepherd's instinct to herd animals. You can raise them from fucking puppies in a happy and healthy home and they'll still gleefully kill things, and the statistics bear that out.

>>4798126
This is a toadline thread either post toadlines or go to /his/ to complain about religion

>>4797645
Chromosomes don't exactly define sex so much as tell the body what sex hormones to produce which is then what leads to sex differentiation. In theory if you just injected the Redrum embryo with a bunch of female hormones it would then develop as a female, but since it's still genetically XY that would lead to some fertility issues.

>>4799622
>chromosomes dont define sex
and other absolutely retarded incorrect statements

>>4799623
It's just true. This is already how some intersex conditions work, you'd just be artificially creating one in this case.
>>4799624
You can define sex in a legal human context by whatever you want, the point I'm making is just that you can get a genetically male embryo to develop as the female sex in all ways except the chromosomes, which again would cause fertility issues but they aren't insurmountable ones

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/243<wbr>13430/
>Pregnancy and delivery in a patient with pure 46,XY karyotype

>>4798333
>a dog that was selectively bred for fighting dogs and other animals doesn't have an inherent aggression problem
this is only correct if you understand aggression to not be a problem, which is a defensible take as long as you understand it makes them fundamentally unsuitable as a family pet. They are excellent fighting dogs and are good, aggressive guardians for something like a junkyard.
>muh nanny dog
complete myth. Pitbull was designed to take the psychological traits of a bulldog (bred for bull baiting) and combine it with the traits (high prey drive) and energy of a terrier which also increased the vigor of the dog as bulldogs were already suffering from short face dog problems in the 19th century and it has only gotten worse from there.
>but i know a pitbull who didnt maul anyone yet!
fallacious. Despite being ~6% of the dog population between the 4 breeds classified as pitbulls they are responsible for like ~80% of medically significant dog maulings.
thankfully TOADCHADS are re-bulldogging these hellbeasts, reducing them to hilarious wheezing retards that can barely walk.

>>4798333
I'm gonna oof unf oof RAPE YOU
oof unf oof RAPE YOU MORE

>>4799946
I don't know who Bryan Grafix is, but I hope they pay him well for all these posters.

look at those fucking feet

>>4799946
its the spitting fucking image of mitty

>>4799946
is kenay II already in the making?

>>4800246
I know, it's so lame.
Personally I prefer the term Spicx

>>4788132
This photo has really excellent composition, telling a rich story - even the black bars on the top and bottom, showing it’s a phone screenshot, add to the images depth

>>4788132
if only you knew how bad things really are

This is my first time browsing >>>/an/ and MY GOD I CAN HEAR the labored breathing in this thread..

>>4800180
ewwwww a redditor, somebody clean it up I don't wanna touch it

>>4797666
>do we have numbers on how often a sought after dog gets studded, like how often does the dog fuck or get jacked off a day?
There was some Facebook picture reposted a few threads ago where the (in)breeder said they had like 10 stud appointments in 2 days.

>>4800246
>>4800406
i say it because it makes hispanix mad

Everyone in this thread is non-white. This shit only attracts blacks and other retards who wanna try playing God.

>>4800526
The leaders of two of the skeems are whiter than both of us.

there needs to be a gacha game but for toadlines

>>4800615
>gacha game
fuck off and fix your mindset before posting again. make it a creature breeder sim. sort of like wobbledogs but somehow simultaneously less and more retarded.

>>4800563
>what is a wigger, alex?

>>4800704
Not him but gacha or some other freemium mobile game would make the most money, and we all know that's what these retards care about the most

>>4800704
Add some Zoo Tycoon elements with kennel building and management
>Tranny is hungry!
>Dough Boy has no semen remaining!
>CUM-DUMPSTER is about to give birth and needs an emergency C-Section!
>Fentanyl is struggling to breathe!
>Toad's cloning has been successful, welcome Toad2!
>Knox has been sold to bidder Xian Huang for $300k!
>CUM RAG has passed away!

>is somehow four times more inbred than fucking charles ii of spain
For what purpose?

>>4800761
Making money selling his semen to other toadbreeders further down the pyramid skeem.

Maybe they'll start giving out pink Cadillacs to top breeders who's dogs have the most narrow, bamboo like family trees. But with lowered and aggressively cambered tires. I believe they call cars like that SLAMMED.

>>4800739
SKEEM TYCOON lol
can‘t you ai generate such a game nowadays?

Yakub

>>4800667
that’s it I’m creating unslammed dogs

Anonymous

>>4795929
His feet are so fucked. He's basically running on his wrists

>>4801157
So basically he has human feet?

>>4800983
>attic room with hot ass bright lights pointing at an entire room full of bland, featureless cages
>and then a big ass leather couch gooncave right next to it
QUICKLY MY FRIENDS
WE MUST GO SKEEM IN THE SLAMCAVE

>>4800983
>Toadline Breeder is a Playstation fag.

i dont know why toadposting has become mainstream but im not complaining about more content<br>especially the abstract shitposts that are 9 minutes of pimpy son opp

>>4800739
>>4800983
Only reason why most toadlines are depressed is because they're to lobotimised to comprehend and understand their fucked up existence and living conditions

>>4801188
Aren't*
My autism is acting up

>>4801184
i liked the one that had a pokemon battle at the end with the pokeymanz being replaced with toadline bullies
also the same video with the “THERE’S SO MUCH MAJOR LEAGUE BULLIES” shout