Rate my fit for backpacking - Travel fit general

I'm going backpacking for three months in South East Asia and I don't want to look like a retard wearing basketball shorts and an "I love Thailand" graphic tee the whole time

I'm gunna bring:

6x linen shirts (1 pink, 1 green, 1 yellow, 1 navy, 2 blue and white striped)
2x Ralph Lauren shorts
1x Brooks Brothers cap (fits my big head)
1x Timex weekender (not a big deal if I fuck it up or lose it)
1x pair of Spezials pictured (kind of a meme but the padding is
1x pair of Birks (will probably get these made in Hoi An)
1x leather side bag (looks gay but practical for tourism, plan to get one made in Hoi An based on a carhartt essentials bag)
1x pair of polarised sunglasses pictured

>backpacking in Birkenstocks and Spezials
Post your blog so I can take bets on whether you get robbed, shoes fall apart, or blisters the size of plums first.

>>18126141
What do you mean about backpacking exactly?

The Viet Cong/Khmer Rouge are going to behead you

bring a manbag, some sunglasses and a good hat, some shorts and trainers you don't mind wrecking. it's too hot to look fa.

you're a dirtbag trying to not look like a dirtbag. it won't work because you're still a dirtbag. all you'll ensure is that the other dirtbags won't like you, and that's not going to leave you in a good position in a country full of people who look down on you as scum, which you are

>>18126477
walking to the local underage brothel

>>18126511
that's already what I'm bringing, I've done tropical heat with a combination of tees, silk Hawaiian shirts, and linen shirts. The linen shirts are the coolest by far

get rubber sandals. All the locals walk around in flip flops. Birks get recked in the tropics from my own experience (heat, sand, water will take their toll on the leather). Not worth destroying them on a trip. Keep them at home, they will last you longer and you will be happy returning and having an intact pair. Sandals will be super practical, but not those. Get something cheap that can get wet, and dry quickly, hence rubber.

What linen shirts you got and do you recommend any?


Anonymous

I’m going to Bangkok and Tokyo next month. Anyone have the PDFs for the SuperFuture guides of Bangkok and Tokyo?

>>18126222
those pdfs are like 15 years old man. and it sucked even back then. chinese diaspora written ESL dog shit lol

>>18126241
This one that someone posted of Tokyo seems to be updated, March 24

https://files.catbox.moe/g480o9.pdf<wbr>


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>>18126323
how do i be a frag reviewer? ive got 65 samples but dont know where to start

>>18126328
shill the same basic bitch frags all the time like our Lord and Savior JeremyFragrance™ does

>>18126335
damn this guy old and ugly fr lmfaoo

Are the amazon dupes any good? I keep a bottle of the gucci guilty amazon dupe (deception) in my car (Range Rover Sport Supercharged)

>>18126331
why be a fag about it tho?
>>18126335
yea but where. tiktok? yt??

>>18126328
This brings up a good question, what questions should I be asking myself when reviewing a perfume? I think it can be easy to become a victim marketing and think cost = quality or hype = good, ive managed to avoid pitfalls like BDC and sauvage purely because I’m a special snowflake and I want something different but I want to become better at picking at the good ones and I think that starts with sniffing a lot of frags and asking the right questions.

What's a fragrance that smells like baby powder?

TOP 10 COMPLIMENT GETTERS (Rated by a woman)

>>18126368
>fragrance that smells like baby powder?
Chanel Allure Homme Sporte Eau Extreme

>>18126403
i have been lusting after this one by Guerlain but that one seems like a fine one too

>>18126409
I haven't smelled it, but it's been out for a bit and hasn't really made any waves. This isn't to say you won't like it but I'm assuming it was an attempt to come close to without looking like they are trying to straight up imitate Tom Ford's Tobacco Vanille which seems to have a more enthusiastic fanbase. Also this is notably pricier than the Guerlain staples.

>>18126414
>>18126414
Ive had tobacco vanille. And i wouldnt recommend it as a male. I bought since there was no tobacco oud. But the thing is after a while having it on you will smell more like vanille than tobacco. Which as a male is a no go. Ill try the tobacco honey from guerlain

>>18126417
>Ill try the tobacco honey from guerlain
report back once you do

Just bought Dylan Blue for the summer<br>I'll buy Layton for the winter in a few months

>>18126431
>>18126432
What's your issues contrarians

>>18126435
don't care faggot, the girls love it

boo hoo some fat pseud faggot nerd on a 4chan board is mocking me for some frags

>>18126439
>i need to wear shitty overpriced perfumes or a bunch of 90IQ whores won’t touch my peeeeenis!
aaaaaahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>18126440
>Dylan Blue
>overpriced
Literally one of the best price value on the market
Layton is overpriced but fuck it I'm not a brokie and the smell is gorgeous

>>18126441
>paying to be a faggot wearing a woody amber bomb
LOL
>layton
>gorgeous
LMFAO

>>18126403
>>18126409
please don't tempt me, good sirs.

>>18126446
what can i say, you’re a living joke. thanks for the laugh.

sotd mouchoir de monsieur<br>nicolai ship my package already reee

What are your opinions on the mainstream “niche” houses?
Creed
Bond no. 9
Not sure if you include Tom Ford here
Parfums de Marley
Killian

These seem more like designers to me particularly PDM and killan but TF has some more “challenging” and interesting stuff than most designers I think

>>18126453
Creed is overrated as fuck, except for Millesime Imperial
PDM is great but overpriced

These are the main players in my rotation. Is my frag game basic?

>>18126457
Imagine being some loser faggot so deeply engaged in a 4chan perfume thread
Get a life nerd

>>18126458
yes, you are a bitch
>>18126459
imagine getting mad that you smell like shit ROFL

>>18126458
PdM is cringe but it could be worse desu senpai

>>18126463
yeah but i already forgot what it smells like

>>18126467
>be brown muscle bear
>go on Grindr
>get messages of twinks and crossdressers
>date a crossdresser
>enjoy the boipussi raw 2x
>date western women, risk of pregnancy, bitchy, arrogant, flaky as fuck, no marriage material
Give me one reason not go full bussy enjoying. Sotd Cool Water

>>18126506
Time to leave the sinful life of the people of Lut

>>18126453
>Creed
Hugely overrated and the fake history triggers my autism
>Bond No 9
Never tried it and its ugly bottles turn me away.
>Tom Ford
The reason i got into this "hobby" I can vouch that Ombre Leather changed my I view/smell. Have some really solid options and a few bores. Wish they weren't so goddam expensive. Might buy Mandarino di Amalfi for summer though
>Parfums d Marley
more fake history, but decent smells. Herod was the first "niche" I bought so I have fond memories.
>Killian
Kinda boring and very pretentious

>>18126530
tom ford and parfums de marly suck major cock

>>18126537
my nose is stabbed by that perpetual dogshit every time i smell it on some hopeless twat in public, yes
>>18126541
hopefully never

>>18126463
Starts really leathery, then dries down to sweet florals that last forever. Not necessarily bad, but overpriced and not really something that I personally would use.

Apparently people often say that the drydown resembles Reflection Man but is sweeter.

>>18126532
Is it your goal to destroy any semblance of discussion? You dont even list a reason for any of your “hot takes” you are just immensely annoying I can’t imagine the kind of person that enters a thread about something he doesn’t care about every single day just to stifle any interesting discussion

>>18126564
retard detected
>>18126561
my goal is to laugh at retards on the internet. evidently i am succeeding, for you provide me with endless mirth.

Bros... the cool water dry down is so ass. Is this just new batchees or has it always been like this. The shit also lasts like 90 minutes MAX. Was I memed?

>>18126594
>Was I memed?
Yes, the gay mutt got you

>>18126327
Just tried eau sauvage edt and almost came in my pants. If it wasn't for this pic I'd be still surfing through countless creed fanboy posts on r*ddit

>>18126594
skill issue
>>18126615
wait til you find out that current eau sauvage doesn’t even smell anything like the original.

SOTD: New West

Spicy pine. Delicious. Not sure why people attest aquatic notes to it bc I dont smell it. Although the pine might just be overpowering any other notes for me.

Spraying Encre Noire all over my pillows

Just bought the new batch Amogus and PdM Greenley. I had a decant of the 19Pwhatever batch of amogus and this new one is definitely a lot muskier. Performance is pretty decent, overall I really like it and not sure why autists online complain so much about the new batches. It's also funny how these retards complain that Aventus is worn by everyone now. Yeah sure everyone spends $400 dollars on a bottle of perfume. Especially here in eastern yurop, these poorfags only wear sauvage.<br>Greenley is awesome but the bright green top notes dissipate pretty quickly. Wish the top notes lasted a bit longer but the dry down is very nice too, just doesn't project much.

>>18126716
I tried amouage a long time ago and I dont think I can get past the heavy middle eastern style of perfumes but I might try something from them in the future as i tried them fairly early on in my frag journey

Got some new stuff
>Agua de Colonia Concentrada
Strong, refreshing citrus opening. Becomes creamier after some time as lemon sweet mixes with ginger and lavender. Cologne concentration. Not worth shipping to the US, but for $20-25, pretty nice.
>Yatagan
I was expecting something brutally strong. Opening is a blast of pine and woods, but leaves quick. You're ultimately left a scent like waking up in a forest filled with pine trees and lavender. The campfire has fizzled out, but the smell of smoke lingers. Nice forest smell, poor performance though.
>Kenzo Pour Homme
Opening smells like a Sharpie. Once that fades, you're left with something pretty interesting. Smells like being on an island sitting next to flowers with the ocean a few yards away. But this doesn't smell like a summer vacation. You're alone, beach is empty, it's getting darker, and it's about to downpour. Performance seems average. Ironically, this is an aquatic I would wear every season except summer. (This is the vintage juice with the textured bamboo bottle).
>Xerjoff Mefisto
Citrus opening, but the mid smells just like rose. Focus is on the florals, so this has decent performance for a fresh fragrance. It progressively smells soapier as it dries.

>>18126716
what an embarrassing faggot lol

>>18126403
Nah, Santal Royal is better. Much better.

If I want to go MONTALE, what is their best oud fragrance?

>>18126905
No such thing as "best Montale"

>>18126453
>creed
shit
>bond
a couple good and interesting frags but most of their line up is bad
>tomslop
speaks for itself
>pdm
slop
>killian
mostly shit but a couple good ones

Looking to get something cheap for summer since my collection is adapted to my generally cold climate.
Thinking Neroli Intense but dont see myself using it beyond summer so to say. Other option was Proraso Wood & Spice, which isnt as summery but could be better for layering in other seasons.
recs?

>>18127005
>layering
no
>Neroli Intense
the Jep? yeah it's a fine neroli for 4 hours especially good considering the price

if you want recs it would be a good idea to list things you're looking for

>>18126672
Well then, it must have been absolutely legendary back in the day

>>18126448
What did you order from Nicolai?

>>18127016
well yes, it singlehandedly popularized hedione in perfume and was the default masculine of its day. when cool water came out and became a smash hit some 40 odd years later, pierre bourdon’s first instinct was not to praise it on its own terms, but to compare it to eau sauvage. that’s how much of a landmark it is in masculine perfumery.

why is pierre bourdon such a bad perfumer

>>18126453
>creed
overpriced, overhyped.
>bond n.9
unironic nigger brand, hiring negro influencers, mancera tier slop at a higher price point
>tom ford
overpriced, but has some decent frags
>pdm
overpriced shit, their absolute peak is slightly upscaled designer slop
>killian
can be sweet and sloppy, but quite enjoyable overall.

>>18127015
yes.
But atleast in my city every other woman has been wearing a different b540 clone the few past months, I also feel like it's a "stand out" fragrance on a man, wearing it casually feels weird.

>>18127076
Wearing EN right now. Simple but pleasant. I'd get tired of it if I wore it every day though.
I don't get the "so dark and broody muh vampire frag" memes though, it's just fresh, clean and somewhat formal.

>>18127082
overpriced lauderslop but judged on its own a good leather frag

>>18127082
total garbage
>>18127090
>judged on its own a good leather frag
wrong

>>18127090
The alhambra clone is quite charming for the price.
>>18127089
Based, yea the dark aspect etc might be subjective, its up to interpretation.
I like wearing sport when its hot, the dry down is really pleasing.
As you said, simple but pleasant.
>>18127092
Why do you think its total garbage?
Is your sworn enemy is wearing O&L?

>>18127094
because it smells bad, perhaps.

>>18127095
It smells like an embrace from a distant memory.

>>18127076
The Extreme is my favourite. The resins make it more interesting

>>18127094
OL is quite good but too expensive imo.
Still, very nice "clean" leather frag with nothing else going on.

>>18127078
I'd pick Sauvage. EdP is my fav of the line.

>>18127098
Nice, the resins adds more presence to it.
>>18127099
What do you think about the alhambra clone?
Would you recommand it as a good enough alternative for the price?

>>18127113
>alhambra clone
those are pretty good

>>18127113
I haven't tried it. I'd rather look for fragrances that are similar but not clones, because clones tend to disappoint in my experience. Maybe >>18127115 is right though

>>18127116
considering the price I would say they are better than tf

>>18127115
>>18127121
I'm gonna try it.
>>18127116
Yea, I'm always tempted to try some clones, but blind buys are risky.

>>18127096
sounds like you hugged a lot of stinky people as a child.

I thought we were better than buying Arab clones here.

>>18127156
One exception is tolerable, no need to insist on it.

>>18127169
>one exception is tolerable
not really no

>>18127156
Arab clones have become better than the originals

>>18127182
Well, it's tolerable because... I-IT JUST IS OKAY?!

>>18127188
not even good bait
>>18127192
there is nothing tolerable about tom ford’s incomplete perfumery

>>18127194
Just kill yourself already. Every post of yours is a testament to your bleak and insufferable existence.

any feedback on dylan blue?<br>smelt it in a shop recently and kinda liked it

I need help finding a green aromatic fougere. Something between Rive Gauche and BDJ that wouldn't be as powdery as RG and doesn't have that "stems floating in water" herbal smell like BDJ.
I tried Masculin Pluriel but lavender in it is too sweet. Sartorial is too abrasive and metalic and Fougere D'Argent has that "dad smell".
Is it worth moving more towards stuff like French Lover or Yatagan?

>>18126323
I've tried a lot of samples now of many different fragrances and now I finally decided on this, which will be the first bottle of anything I get. I really enjoy it, I like that the fresh fruit notes stick through the whole duration despite being top notes, they really make the fragrance to me.

>>18127209
a bit boring but still one of the greatest of the last decade
>>18127284
it's really a powerhouse

>>18127094
Speaking of this, what are some other frags that just smell expensive? OL has this luxurious vibe to it, DHI/DHP also have it (despite being different kinds of scents)
Anything else?

>>18127307
drakkar poster scared away all of the ultra male posters. great fragrance. i love the pear.
>>18127313
sauvage elixir
adg parfum
versace oud noir
versace man (if you can find it)

>>18127208
so much impotent rage rofl
>>18127209
total dogshit
>>18127277
instead of skipping straight to shitty fake zino, why not try the original?

>>18127329
>instead of skipping straight to shitty fake zino, why not try the original?
Honestly, after trying a lot of other classics like Azzaro, Versace Pour Homme, Paco Rabanne Pour Homme, Polo Green etc I just assumed they' re all going to have that outdated urinal cake smell to some extent.

>>18127337
oh never mind, you’re retarded. carry on.

>>18127277
Margiela At the Barber's if you can still find it

>>18127353
What's wrong Mowgli? Did someone shit in front of your house egain?

>>18127355
>oil house farmed lorealslop
ahaahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>18127329
>>18127341
Kill yourself, all your posts are worthless.

>>18127361
what’s wrong mowgliposter? did someone shit in front of your bottle of lorealslop? AHAHAHHAAHAHA

>>18127369
faux avant-garde minimalist oil house farmed slop. 0/10.

>>18127001
Theres no way of all those brands you unironically think bond has a few okay fragrances. Name them. Any of their fragrances would be disappointing even if priced at $30. Everything smells disgustingly synthetic and his horribly balanced. No to mention they are literally a dupe company that sells the dupes for 3x the originals but gets away with it because le nyc

>>18127082
People will shit on this because tom ford in general is awful but name a single fragrance that comes anywhere close to this level of realistic leather while still being pleasing to most people. If it has a different brand name it would be eaten up by this sub

>>18127277
Lomond, niche take on Zino, Rive Gauche

cool water bros.... not like this

https://youtu.be/KGyva7DRD-A?si=a62<wbr>R-VV0qRfu2jl8&t=163

>>18127400
bleeceker street and chinatown are a bit interesting so I guess I far oeverstated how shit the house actually is I also seem to have forgotten how many utterly forgettable and bad relases they have

>>18127416
>niche take
retarded meaningless term

>>18127425
it uses the same synthetics that everyone else uses because it comes from the same oil houses, retard

>>18126403
I literally just got a sample of this. I smoke a decent amount of pipe tobacco, and this smells strikingly similar to the inside of my pipe just after smoking a dry golden type of tobacco. It is a smell that I associate with something that I like, but as the name implies, it is INTENSE. it is something that I can enjoy a whiff of for a brief moment but I simply can't handle more than a couple of minutes with it. It completely beats me down and overpowers me

>>18127209
A slightly sweet hard candy take on the modern blue DNA.

>>18127313
I think MFK fragrances smell expensive, even though I don’t really like them.

>>18127430
>oil house

were not on /r/fragranceclones, ranjeet

>>18127453
This. Maybe its just the price and bottle getting to me. I'd like to do a blind smelling of them to see if it really is just the scent but when I wear grand soir I feel like a millionare

>>18127453
you are an easily influenced retard
>>18127468
>he doesnt know
LOL

>>18127418
I know that even professionals do that a lot, but I have learned that putting your nose right up to the frag to smell it is a terrible way to discover a scent. Wafting it through the air gives a much more realistic impression and is also the intended way to smell it. In any real world scenario nobody will ever smell your frag by putting their nose on your skin 5 sec after you sprayed it. You should be smelling the sillage, not the wet spot.

What are the good Serge Lutens's left that hadn't been moved to Gratte Ciel nor discontinued?

>>18127495
chergui
ambre sultan
un bois vanille

>>18127495
feminite du bois was still in the tall bottle last time i checked

Im happy with it. Idk it feels somewhat feminine to me but I like it

>>18127495
>>18127501
>>18127506
Wonder why Shiseido switched Fille en Aiguilles to the black bottle and massively increased the price. Ridiculous.

>>18127526
>and massively increased the price.
because people will still buy it

bros, what if women dont actually care about my fragrance...

Can anyone provide inside as to why you have to "assemble" serge lutens fragrances by yourself? Has it always been like this? I don't mind it and put the small screw on back in the box to make it smell nice.

i'm losing my fucking mind over how good this clone is

>>18127591
sounds like you never had much of a mind to begin with

>>18127585
>>18127596
Never purchased a full bottle of Lutens, what assembly is required?

>>18126323
Is Victoire good? I like green tea as a fragrance note.

>>18127621
NTA, but I assume he's talking about the fact that the the bottles are shipped with a little screw on top and the atomizer separate. But I'm not really sure why that's a problem, it comes in the box. It's not like it's a separate purchase. It's to make decanting easier. For most people it's going to seem like a pointless extra step, but it's really nice if you like to carry one of those lipstick atomizers with you to re-apply throughout the day.

>>18127585
see
>>18127639
It's just so you can decant the fragrance without wasting juice. With most fragrances, you can't take the atomizer off, so you have to spray it from one bottle into the other using a little funnel. Doing it that way is naturally going to result in some of the fragrance dissipating as the alcohol evaporates.

>>18127591
I don't understand boozy fragrances. Why not just splash fireball whisky behind your ears for less than 10 shekies?

>>18127644
Oh shit, is that what those little funnels are for?! And here I’ve just been holding the decant vial pressed up against the atomizer like a heathen.

>>18127700
kek, yeah. They're also used in regular pourable decant bottles, although if you're decanting to a bigger travel size vial like the ones you get from scentbird or other sites like that, they're not really necessary with the standard sized Serge bottles.

As a side note, if you ever ask for a sample at Sephora, they'll give you one using the funnels and every single employee looks frightened when they have to do it because I guess customers rarely know it's a thing you can make them do. Every time you ask, you can tell it's their first time doing it and they always get this look in their eye like they don't know if it's going to work as they start spraying.

>>18127704
Lol. Reason to go to Sephora now.

Just ordered Afnan 9pm because I heard JPG Ultra Male is sold out everywhere and I read that 9pm is actually even better than Ultra Male. What are your thoughts on Afnan?

Is Bapteme de Feu similar to L'anarchiste? <br>The notes give me no real idea what it smells like.

>>18126453
90% of the releases from those houses are extremely overpriced trash due to premiums and the 10% that are good are responsible for netting them the majority of their generally positive reputations.

fell in love with Tuxedo from a sample back in December. The juice was much darker and so much stronger than what I just got in. Apparently this decant is from a newer bottle. Dunno if it's a difference of season or what, but it's not nearly as strong as what I originally tried

>>18127753
Why would you want to smell like ultra male?

>>18127775
>lorealslop reformulation neurosis
rofl

>>18127785
I'm no reformulation fag. This is just a great juice and I'm disappointed I'm not getting the same effect with this sample. Maybe it needs to sit til winter time

>>18127775
I've been curious about Tuxedo as well. I'm planning on getting a sample maybe next month.

>>18126323
What are the frags of choice for white boy summer 2024

>>18127835
Unironically Le Beau, any edition

>>18127825
It's S-tier for me. Probably number one winter frag alongside Herod

>>18127841
doesnt paradise garden fall of a bit?

>>18127639
>>18127644
I see, that makes sense, thanks

>>18127856
don't respond to that fag

older bottles can macerate and "get stronger" and their juice darkens (whether or not the scent gets stronger is debatable) and also just like everytime people new bottles they need to realise that their old one had air introduced as they sprayed more which makes the frag a bit stronger

>>18126328
start making tiktok slideshows featuring jean paul gaultier and adi ale van

are dossier dupes any good? feels like they seem expensive for some pisswater 50ml bottled dupe

>>18127644
>With most fragrances, you can't take the atomizer off, so you have to spray it from one bottle into the other using a little funnel
with 99% of frags you can take off the top piece of the atomizer and use a syringe without a needle to put it over the plastic straw, then pumping it into the syringe. no juice wasted. german autists on parfumo figured out how to do this shit efficiently
>>18127635
i'd tell you if they finally shipped my package

>>18127776
Maybe he doesn't like the gay ass bottle

>/frag/ then: shilling for Aventus
>/frag/ now: shilling for Cool Water

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XcY7<wbr>usURZno

How many sprays of Le Male Elixir are enough?

>>18127515
Iso E reads feminine to my nose. Same reason I don't like BDC

>>18127515
>>18128017
There's nothing feminine in Encre Noire.

>>18128020
You're entitled to your opinion

>>18128040
No.
There is nothing feminine about Encre noire.

>>18128042
nta describe feminine encre noire

>>18128051
It is as feminine as a pair of hairy balls hanging out of a large pair of shorts.

>>18127833
ok retard
>>18127856
no thanks
>>18127899
too much effort for lorealslop

Found my summer scent for 2024. This is so fucking good.

>>18127899
Thanks for the insight. I've heard of this but never had a front row seat. I'll probably pawn off this sample and just seek out an older bottle

>>18128123
be brutally honest, I am heading to Spain in a month. Is this brand cheaper over there?

>Boucheron Oud Carthage
Smelled again, on skin this time. Man this is fucking good, smells expensive yet subtle. The honey note is really present, the oud note is clean, opening has a lot of incense which can be surprising bordering on unpleasant but it dries down into this sweet, woody, slightly smoky and balsamic scent.
8/10. Way too expensive though, people say Oud Malaki is a clone so I might get that one.

>Memo Paris Oriental Leather
Very spicy leather, coriander and patchouli, much less sweet than the Boucheron, heavier too somehow. Also projects like a motherfucker. I don't really get as much leather as I would've expected, although I tend to compare leather frags to Ombre Leather which is pretty much 100% photorealistic leather. Oriental Leather has a pretty dark, thick, very spicy (but not dry like LADDM) scent profile. 7/10

Both the Boucheron and Memo frags are fairly masculine, but I just realized they would be fucking sexy on a girl with darker features. The oriental type I guess, dark eyes and hair, tan skin. Or maybe this is just my MENA girl fetishism speaking, since I felt the same way about LADDM
Anyway which frags should I try next? I'm in my oud and leather phase

>>18128129
if you really want to, go ahead but you're gonna get scammed on the price most likely
I don't give a shit about this since I have quite a few bottles so over time all of them will get better (especially the part that air get introduced into the bottle as you use the frag)

>>18128136
>>Boucheron Oud Carthage
a hundred bucks is not that much
and oud malaki I don't think is a clone
just like other chopards it "sums up" the genre this time of oud frags
it is pleasant but it's mostly oud to my nose

>I'm in my oud and leather phase
nicolai cuir cuba intense and baikal leather, jacomo de jacomo, mon seul desir

>>18128183
hopefully not but it's most likely inevitable
>>18128188
this isn't the chanel of old, they're gonna do it sooner or later

>>18128187
>a hundred bucks
Huh, it went for around 200 last time I checked.
>sums up" the genre
Is it worth it in that sense? Are other Chopards worth trying?
>nicolai cuir cuba intense and baikal leather
I personally didn't enjoy NYI on myself, does Nicolai have a typical scent profile or are those you mentioned completely different?

>>18128182
the fragrance marketplace facebook group has been really good to me on pricing. I could at least get a partial there if nothing else

>>18128194
>Huh
well I can get it for a hundo in my cunt
>Is it worth it in that sense?
if you're looking for an oud fragrance that is not offensive or isn't going to sufocate people and don't wanna spend much yeah, I like it, it's spicy a bit fruity in the opening and settles into a nice oud

>Are other Chopards worth trying?
amber malaki is also good but there are better ambers same as there are better ouds

but if you don't wanna search and want something that will for sure be okay then the chopards are good

>Nicolai have a typical scent profile or are those you mentioned completely different?
miss nicolai definitely has a style but I would call it a good one
cuir cuba is a realistic leather with tobacco and baikal leather is also a realistic leather but presented in a "cold" fashion both are very good leathers and have nothing to do with NYI other than the fact that they are very good (to me)

>>18128204
yeah I fb groops can have great deals sometimes

>>18128206
>not offensive or isn't going to sufocate people
In that same vein I've heard several oud frags being recommended: Oud Maracuja, Royal Oud, Oud for Glory, Perfect Oud by Mizensir, Ombre Nomade
Have you tried any of them?
>something that will for sure be okay
Eh, I'm also looking for something complex and well blended
>nothing to do with NYI
Alright I'll definitely try both then, thanks.

I think I finally admitted to myself that I like some feminine marketed florals as summer scents for a man

thoughts on xerjoff torino 21<br>worth the price? Or should I just get TdH givree for summer frag

>>18128236
>Have you tried any of them?
nope, creed so it's shit, fine clone, nope, extremely overpriced

>something complex and well blended
the chopard is well blended but mostly just oud

>>18128255
>fine clone
Blind buy worthy? I was gonna sample Initio's original but maybe not

We have green frags (plant, herbal, aromatic notes)
We have blue frags (aquatic, ozonic fresh, shower gel notes)

What would be red and yellow frags?

>>18128289
Red: spices, woods (cedar, sandalwood, and especially oud), sweet notes, tobacco
Yellow: fruity (either exotic like mango, pineapple, passionfruit or citruses, bergamot, orange, etc), floral notes, ylang ylang, ginger

>>18128289
>red
orientals obviously
>yellow
citruses and colognes

>>18128289
What about black, white, purple and other colors?

I wanted a winter frangance:

I was thinking about:
Azzaro wanted by night.
Hallowen Man X (or another coffe fragance).
Something similar as A*Men Pure Malt Mugler.

Any recommendation in this regard?

>>18128311
>black
leathers, ouds, smoky notes.
>white
aldehydes
>purple
blue flowers. violets, irises.
>>18128312
all garbage

>>18128278
it's an arab clone
do with that what you will
blind buy if you can't afford the og and want something mostly similar

>>18128312
pure malt has two good clones
wated by nigth is best from that line
hallowen man kinda sucks

as for recs we need a budget

>>18128317
What are those two good clones of pure malt?

>>18127598
it's A*Men Pure Malt but less tarry, more of the fruitiness, and lasts forever. for $20, i think this is a must-have.
>>18127679
fireball whiskey doesn't have patchouli and vanilla

>>18128289
How about you stop shilling BDC because it sucks?

>>18128196
Not him, but OK, Rajesh
Sotd Cool Water

>>18128328
acqua di gio profumo / parfum
nothing else really scratches the itch for me

>>18128340
well, neroli portofino clones too

>>18128328
cool water
boucheron ph
neroli intense
lapidus ph sport
sung ph and og sung
lomani ph
tabacs both
aqua brava
aramis 900

that's 11

SOTD: Lomani Pour Homme & Boucheron Pour Homme soapmaxxing

>>18128344
neither one of those are soapy
try sung ph

>>18128353
Thanks. that's just the obvious summer stuff
there are of course more frags I could list that I could use in the summer

>>18128344
I'm rocking aqua allegoria forte nerolia vetiver. Also soapmaxxing

Looking for a frag that captures that feeling of impotent rage and dead-inside feeling while waging at a dead end job

>>18128397
Any fragrance from roja, pdm, Tiziana Terenzi, XerJoff, Louis Vuitton

>>18127918
Huh. That is genuinely quite interesting

>>18126871
>>18128451
I trust thierry wasser constructed a good fragrance? How is it?

>>18127277
Try Rogue Bon Monsieur. It's somewhere in the neighborhood of BdJ and RG with more geranium, which pushes it gently toward Drakkar Noir.
But yeah you should also get Zino if you haven't already. Also would try the more fougere-ish Le 3e Homme de Caron before Yatagan

>>18126905
I got a giant bag of fragrances from a friend for free. There were 4 montale in there and they all smelled like a mens bathroom. Just overpowering synthetic rose note like you'd find in urinal cakes.

Got this in there though which is rather nice.

>>18127899
He's not wrong
Really holding off a new tux
Trench is my super favourite summer perfume. It's was remarkable and *strong*. New bottle is average, at best.

>>18128467
Sensual. It's a rose oud sandlewood with *hints* of a smokey leathery background. It's all surrounded by a peachy cinnamony amber that lingers for hours. Not so much rosy but spicy dark resinous woods.
Pretty sure oud isphahan was a reaction to this, it's similar if you've smelt that.

>>18128478
can you pick out the oud in it easily? also mitsouko peach?

>>18127277
Heritage. French Lover is probably not what you're looking for.

>>18128480
Oud is fairly prominent
It's not like a super high quality "real" oud tho
The whole thing works well because it's blended well
It's strong tho, I can see people being put off by that, but I really enjoy it. Think peach cobbler peach with the cinnamon and sweetness. Distinctly peach tho.

>>18128488
>The whole thing works well because it's blended well
I would hope so
Thanks for the description, I'll pick up a sample

>>18128452
it works really well. turning the bottle upside down and pumping a bit at the end causes it to not spill when removing the syringe. i widen the hole of the syringe with a scissor. there's a 3 part autism guide on parfumo i can link but it's german

>>18128506
Tommy
Jovan Ginseng NRG
Abercrombie & Fitch Fierce
Hugo Energise
Mambo

>>18128506
Acqua di Gio, Le Male, CK Eternity

>>18127883
Yeah I've heard the greener notes in the beginning fade but I think it still has the same dry down smell as original Le Beau and Intense. Not sure though I've never smelled Paradise Garden.

>>18128289
Guerlain Heritage is an orange fragrance. I'm not sure what that all entails but I'm sure that it is one.

>>18127841
I literally don’t get its popularity, at least the EDT has such a nasty, pissy bergamot opening that it kills off all interest in seeing what’s next, and while I don’t recall the same in EDP, it’s just synthy coconut all the way down. Nothin against JPG and I can admit that I even have a strange spot of appreciation for Le Male line, but Le Beau just feels off.

>>18128552
You can just buy those travel size atomizers with the rubber bottom, they are much easier than this shit

>>18128552
>parfumo.de
miss me with that shit

I just tried Ineke Field Notes from Paris, I liked it but I thought the florals were a bit off, I think I didn't like the tobacco blossom. Also I think I don't want vanilla. What are other similar beeswax-based fragrances? I really like jasmine and orange blossom; I think I don't like labdanum.

>>18128540
it’s a semi oriental fougere, so it’s really in between red and green.

>>18128558
Is there a risk this will mess up the atomizer on your fragrance bottle?

>>18128558
Also is there a good way to clean these out? Or is it one dispenser always has to be used for one fragrance?

>>18128611
There is always a risk with both ways
>>18128613
Alcohol but in my experience you'll never truly get the smell out. They cost a fucking dollar each though.

Quick should I cop Terre D’Hermes or H24?

>>18128657
they're pretty different, but when i sampled them together i was more drawn to H24. they're both great frags so you can't go wrong with either.

>>18128674
thank you. If I don’t like it I will touch you irl

>>18128657
H24 is obviously so much more interesting

>>18128657
None. Get Dunhill Icon instead

Bought ELDO Ghost in the Shell and Exit the King since I enjoyed the scents when I tested them out.<br>How do you usually spray this type of perfume, just do a spritz here and there or just go absolutely wild?

>>18128727
Their atomizers seem a touch generous compared to others, but I do the same as any other frag. Usually 3-5 back of neck, one on each shoulder.

>>18127277
Colonia Intensa (Acqua di Parma) may be what you're looking for. It has the highest pedigree of any fragrance I've ever seen. Alberto Morillas AND François Demachy. They took the clean barbershop fragrance and cleaned it up. Fresh lemons off the top followed by the lavender bouquet you're expecting from a fougere. From the base you get a solid foundation from the leather, musk, and patchouli. I think any man on the face of the earth can wear this one and feel good, crisp, and clean without feeling like they smell "soapy" or "like detergent." I think a lot of the fundamental elements for this one come from Habit Rouge EdP (like the pacing and the dry down), but the note have all been shuffled to be Colonia style. Best of Luck!

>>18128855
what an embarrassing fucking post


This dude had his life ruined by a false rape claim. Women are a menace to society

>>18126178
The women ruined her own life with false rape claims

>>18126178
can a guy looking like that even rape? what woman wouldn't consent?

>>18126178
Looking like that your life cannot be ruined

>>18126282
He probably turned her down and she cried rape. Many such cases

>>18126178
You can straight up admit to rape and no one cares. Look at Christiano Ronaldo. He literally said the woman said "no" and he's the most followed man on earth. Rape makes a man more popular if anything.

>>18126166
Looks like a short graduation with some added texture. I am a hairdresser


Uniqlo

How do you think they're holding up, where you live?
I bought a coat from them a couple of weeks back, marked down $50 and it looked like they had all sizes and colours in stock.
It has since been marked down twice. Another $50 off. It looks like they haven't run out of anything yet.
And it has been ICY here. By the standards of where I live, anyway.

>>18125825
the one in bellevue is doing super good. packed full of chinks every time i go there and the thrift stores are all uniqlo shit from a year ago.

never see them empty around melbourne, aus

>>18125825
Is that woman in the grey dress going commando?

>>18126163
Not quite, she's just got a really nice body, even has the perfect tiny fertile tummy

When are they going to get a fucking grip and STOP WITH THE CAPRIS? Its obvious they like producing it because it is literally just less fabric sold at full price. And i suppose it is cope for short brown people to look taller. I never see them in public either.

Going to Japan and Southeast Asia for a couple weeks and gonna stop at Uniqlo for all my travel clothes/basics I think. At least a rain jacket and shoulder bag of some sort.

>>18125825
I don't know for UNIQLO, but all fast fashion has been declining.

Their was 2 H&M in my city but one of them had to close two years ago.
Fast fashion main target was millenials when they were in their 20s/30s, but Zoomers all seem to buy luxury shit (while also not working).

Uniqlo is the one place even normies complain about quality going down.

It's just night and day from old shirts to what they sell now and you're paying way more for it.

I don't really do fast fashion for anything other than beater tees and underwear/socks.


neone know what grey jacket is Kojima-chan wearing??

>>18126211
looks like a RO bauhaus in cotton. is that the Acronym guy next to him? Man he aged like shit

>>18126211
Looks like something by Isaac Sellam from the metal spine detail on the elbow


>>18126358
They look pretty similar to most shoes. Kinda insane to own multiples of the exact same shoe with slight color variations.

>>18127431
These were revolutionary designs when they came out


Sunglasses - Help me

I've very rarely used sunglasses in my life because they all look comically big on me but its hard for me to explain why.
Yes i have a narrow face but that really isn't the whole issue, the distance of the eyes to the lenses are always too damn big, like those comically huge 3d movie sunglasses, only that's how i feel wearing almost any sunglasses. Maybe my eyes are sunken or some shit.

What type of sunglasses should i try? Smaller temple lenght? I've tried and they fit much better but also are kinda tight?
Any advice?

>>18126390
>like those comically huge 3d movie sunglasses
those are normal size glasses.

>>18126390
You do realize that there's actual size charts for glasses, right?


Please help me dress for my date, anons<br>It's been a while

>>18126334
jfc gosling is so ugly. its just his stylist doing all the work in the movies


>>18126400
Why are low tier men so obsessed with violence

>>18126400
Gotta wear the serial redacter watch.

>>18126410
umm excuse me?! can you not save my pictures and repost them pretending to be me thank you?

>>18126442
Of you're me. Then post a picture of me.

>>18126410
>>18126423
I have those exact curls, also I'm balding and working my way towards a sinister looking skullet + pedo-glasses in the summer
I was also told by two ladyfriends that I have RAF (Resting Asshole Face). I've got this look down.

the single fashion choice that epitomizes serial killer is the hair helmet

>>18126423
Did Ramirez get reconstructive surgery? Possible conspiracy connection?

>>18126400
more like faggot tranny Indian inspo HELLLLOOOOOO GOOOOD MORNING SARS DO NOT REDEEM SARS I AM WOMAN SARS

>>18126400
OH HELLO SARS DOES MY PAKISTAN INDIA STYLER LOOKS CEREALS SKILL SARS

>>18128517
Yet another representation of the difference between 5'11 and 6'0. Powerful.

>>18128574
>>18128576
Cool it with the anti-jeet remarks. Looking at the filename, OP is Finnish.


can you suggest me any good razor <br>for nose beard hair

>>18126404
just yank it out with your forefinger and thumb.

>>18126404
Just use a electric, you can use those for absolutely anything.

>>18126404
I use my safety razor for nose hair. Just need to go in on an angle


Why do zoomers have worse skin than 40 year olds?

>>18126514
All the young men are taking testosterone or estrogen to fix their body dysmorphia, that shit will age you 10 years regardless of intent.

>>18126514
>Went to an american high school graduation ceremony
Why? Creep

>>18126702
This. Plus microplastics, poor sleep and nutrition, vaping. One saving grace is they're allegedly not drinking as much as previous generations.

All of the above for the girls, plus sun damage and normalisation of excessive makeup. The major brands are targeting younger and younger girls through influencer astroturfing. Pretty insidious

>>18126514
whys that feller working out in full makeup?
i've always had a home gym. is this a thing people do?

>>18126514
why did you download this picture when you saw it


necklaces

can a straight man pull it off?

yeah sure why not as long as you're not UGLY nor BALD

Accidentally putting on a necklace and instantly turning into a gay leather daddy

The problem with necklaces, or at least my problem, is that when you are fucking the broad almost always breaks it.

>>18126554
Well, that's the last problem most of 4chan needs to worry about.

The Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) cursed the women who imitate men and the men who imitate women.<br>If you wear a woman necklace, you are one step away from taking it up the ass.

>>18126524
The cross necklace works if you're hispanic, otherwise gay fad

>>18126524
>can a straight man pull it off?
duh
it boggles my mind that anyone can be enough of a chud to even ask this question. are you polish or lithuanian by any chance?

>>18126524
All jewelry on men, including watches, serves absolutely no purpose except as bartering in an armed robbery or survival situation.

>>18126524
whats wrong with his face? chinlet?

Is it heretical to wear one of these if I'm not christian?

>>18126655
I'm not mexican or black, a white man can only get so thick a chain.

>>18126524
>can a straight man pull it off?

I would assume so, looks like all you have to do is give it a firm yank and it will come off.

>>18126531
>you're not UGLY nor BALD

ESL detected.
Should be "neither ugly nor bald."

>>18127029
>are you polish or lithuanian by any chance?
okay you're freaking me out bud

>>18127381
be afraid! after the revolution we will make Katyn look like a JOKE!

>>18127097
Could you explain why it serves a purpose for women then?

>>18126524
Yes

>>18127097
kek this is why i carry sharp pocket jewelry

>>18127435
>Could you explain why it serves a purpose for women then?
Partly same purpose, partly ornamentation. Men don't ornament that way though, it's strictly female behavior.

>>18127119
Haha, he fell for the "men wear $20,000 watches because they're a fan of machining" meme. No. It's the most basic form of life insurance, you confused it for a fashion thing.

>>18129089
This sounds like a no true Scotsman argument. Could you explain why it isn't?

>>18127144
If youre not christian why do you care if its heretical, fucking idiot

>>18127097
Imagine being less effay and more uncivilized and savage than a caveman.

>>18129369
>Oliver Peoples Jaye OV5417SU
too expensive. any ~100 euro alternatives or should i just go for the wayfayers


Wallets

Post good wallet reccomdations. I currently have one that is too small for foreign currencies and the amount of IDs I have. Any suggestions for a nice leather one that can fit in a front pocket?

>>18126354
ive had the same leather guess wallet for 8 years, it was also my first, got it on sale for like $15

Ferragamo makes unironically good wallets and card cases

I’ve started carrying cash and credit cards in a rubber band.

>>18126354
stop carrying your wallet in your front pocket i promise it looks bag unless you're wearing insanely baggy pants.

>>18127460
>it looks bag unless you're wearing baggy pants
>i.e. baggy pants will make it not look bag
>i.i.e. the bagginess of the look is inversely proportionate to the bagginess of the pants
what did he mean by this


>I spent thousands to look like a forgettable white male office worker NPC cuck
why would someone do this unless they are rich enough that buying a pair of CPs is like buying a pair of vans to them

>>18126545
everything works except the monotone sneaks they look terrible and cheaply made
what's the timepiece btw?

>>18126563
>someone
>they them their
Niggr, just say 'you' instead of talking about some made up sexless character and doing the "someone" and they/them/their routine like a tranny.

>"why would you do this unless you are rich enough that buying a pair of CPs is like buying a pair of vans to you"
Why can't people talk normally anymore?

>>18126563
>white male office worker NPC cuck
What if you actually ARE a white male office worker NPC cuck.
Sorry for having a steady income, sorry for having a dick and sorry for being white (not).

>>18126563
>nooo, you must STAND OUT, you must be flashy and cool, you cant just have a subtle understated look!

>>18126588
Dude none of that is tranny stuff. You're just weird

>>18126563
btw, Common Projects have been out of style for at last 5 good years, i'm updating you on this, you old queen.

>>18126611
Yes it is. You're just too trannied to realize it. Nobody talked like that before the gender and tranny bullshit started around 2014-16. Hell, nobody does that they/them/their gender neutral bullshit even today in English speaking non-western countries.
https://youtu.be/uhviVH3QQsc

>>18126622
>their proof is a standup guy going "so how bout them libtards huh?!"
kek youre retarded and totally culture warrior shell shocked. slave

>>18126545
I dont like pics like this because theyre too easy to look good. You dont see the actual fit and drape and proportions on the person's body.

>>18126569
hehe i love how poors can't tell nice clothes from mall shit.
the sneakers are the only thing that isn't cheaply made in that pic. they cost more than the pants, sweater shirt and watch in that pic combined and cost more to make as well.
cheap shit pretending to look nice vs nice shit that doesn't care if it looks cheap

>>18126662
no. anon is completely right. nobody used neutral or plural pronouns to describe things before a decade ago. you can go on any old forum or message board or usenet archive or even just watch an old tv show and see that male pronouns were the default and nobody used neutral pronouns or plural pronouns to describe a single person. let alone in a discussion about MENSwear. that is newspeak. you're either completely brain rotted beyond help or too young to post on here.

>>18126563
>I spent thousands
the pic shows the shirt is from fucking Zara dumbass

>>18127508
you are SO right.
and yet so wrong.
as with most things on the internet, it was dependent on context.

while i agree with you in this context, that anon has a brain the size of a pea.
ur exaple of older forums and tv shows just doesnt work. it always was dependent on context, and people would flip flop between using sexual oriented pronouns to group pronouns even when refering to only one person, not for the reason of 'uncertain gender' though. it was usually to emphasise something, or because it just felt better grammatically.

i am by no means defending that negative IQ brainlet. i just wish for you to get ur info right.

>>18126563
Thousands of what, rupees? Lol. Fucking lmao.

Shut the fuck up and post pics, you whiny faggots

>>18129234
Retard, nobody did they/them tranny faggotry for singulars. When people didn't want to be bothered about the sex of a person, they would just address a group as a whole (like I am doing right now), or just address you directly with 'you' and use you as a figurehead for an entire group. But if you were dealing with topics that are specific to a particular sex, then you would just use the pronouns for that sex. Like in the case of men's clothing. Nobody used to say "muh somebody" and then they/them some imaginary tranny. That is a recent phenomenon. You'd just say "guy" and use he/his, or just say 'you', like I did, and talk to you man to man, and treat you as a MAN, rather than dehumanizing you with some degenerate plural pronoun. But in most cases if you weren't sure about the other person's sex, then you are a man until you say otherwise, because this has always been a man's world. Men spoke to other men about things that men built and created. Especially when it came to discussions on the internet.

Before smartphones blew up, there were rarely any women on the internet (let alone trannies), for you to they/them everyone. Even during the early years of Facebook and MySpace, because they stuck to those websites. And there was no bullshit culture of bending over backward to appease even women, let alone trannies and gender lunatics. If you really felt like being inclusive, then you used he/she, or else it was just 'he', because men were the default sex of humanity. Even writers, authors, TV shows, movies, cartoons, songs etc simply used MAN to refer to all humans. It was MANkind, not humankind or people person kind.


Is smart casual a good style or too "try hard"?

It's fine, I don't think it's possible for a smart casual outfit to be "tryhard" unless you overaccessorize

If it looks straight from GAP or Banana Republic, it’s just boring at this point. The same boring khakis, the same blue nautical shit, the same faded olive. It’s vanilla. It’s the “live laugh love” of fashion. If you’re fat, it will make you look like a Redditor into D&D and open relationships.

The only time this really works is if you use fall colors and are either skinny or fit. Use brands that don’t look BoHo.


Are these the requirements to be young and /fa/ in 2024?

>>18126584
at least they're admitting that trooning out is a fad

You’re not an uncool flyover chud, are you?

is this what you've been reduced to?
twitter screencaps?

pathetic.

>>18126584
Hey that's me! Although I lift and look fit. Does that still count?

>>18126584
>>18126592
brazilians will look for any excuse to get mad on the internet and blog to 4chan abou tit
improve yourself pablo

>>18126584
This inspired me not to get the tattoo I was considering.

it’s more alternative nowadays to not have a tattoo

You also have to be uncircumcised to have the default body bonus.

>>18126638
It's more alternative these days to take care of yourself and not be overweight.
The bar is so low these days you don't have to try very hard.

>>18126638
30% of Americans have tats. The vast majority are still tattoo-less, retard.

>>18126589
cope this is who we are, chud

>>18127107
>you don't understand, this is who I was MEANT to be
>I NEED to spend thousands of dollars to replace hormones with chemical compounds I'm unable to naturally produce in meaningful quantities
>I NEED to undergo multiple invasive irreversible surgeries rendering me sterile
>I CANNOT have anyone point out that I look like a cruel caricature of the opposite sex or I WILL have a mental breakdown and suicidal ideations
>I WILL kill myself when I reach middle age and can no longer sell myself as a sexual novelty and start to undergo the effects of aging
just as nature intended

>>18127107
>who we are
>needing massive amounts of hormones to make you that
aight

>>18126584
>ethel

dude's name is probably actual Ethan lol

>>18126638
bait but when i pick up my sister from her art """""""""school""""""""" it seems like literally everyone there has both piercings and tatoos

>>18127104
Wouldn't be surprised if it was over half amongst 18-35 year olds.

>>18126584
>>18126592
how much do you think that freak gimp can squat below parallel?

>>18126584
No, those are obvious signs of mental illness.

>>18126638
>no tattoos
>in shape, lean
>dressed in well-fitting clothing made of good natural materials
>hair is medium length, not in a ponytail/bun and not a faggy zoomer taper/fade
>no sneakers ever
>unvaccinated

this is the true counterculture nowadays. it's the only way to identify non-NPCs.

>>18127407
Yeah no he wasn't baiting. The zoomer crowd is probably 80% either pierced or tatted. They get fucking face tattoos, it's completely different than any other generation.

>>18127641
>>18127790
>>>>>Muh vaccine
I can already tell you’re a Trad LARPer who’s frustrated that he can’t get laid. A dork, honestly.

>>18126589
>they
Call him a he you fucking tranny.
>>18127107
Yeah, you're a mentally ill abomination and an affront to nature and life itself.

>>18127641
What's wrong with sneakers? As long as they are not flashy nigger sneakers, they're fine. Unless you're a construction worker, carpenter, some tradie, or going camping/hiking, or live in the country side, there is no reason for you to wear boots in an urban environment. They're a complete overkill. Sneakers are perfectly fine for a city life.

>>18128144
sneakers and boots aren't the only two options for men's footwear you donut
and there are more types of boots than work or hiking boots

>>18127791
>muh poosy
pure projection, sad

>>18129434
Poontang is the only reason to get into fashion as a hetero man. If that’s not what you’re after, why bother?

>>18127782
>gwet lweid brow
you're a pasty jew

>>18129509
>Let your bloodline die out
Yeah, that’ll show them.

>>18127104
if you filter out the NPCs I'd say 80% are tatted desu

>>18126584
Being /fa/ in 2024 is too look like a beefy bear. Ultimate goal.
>inb4 skinny faggot

Sieg

>>18126584
If you don’t have tattoos people assume you’re poor, it’s wild


Anonymous

What are your favorite athletic/workout bottoms?

most heterosexual thread on /fa/ right now

I wonder how much rohypnol those four collectively own

>>18126663
far right is definitely on the DL

>>18126623
100% cotton sweat shorts are the best, too bad nobody makes any worth a damn anymore.

>>18127378
Then make your own. Learn to sew.

>>18126623
why are you posting this shit everywhere?

>>18128266
Take your meds, scumbag whitey

>>18128266
>>18127068
Brock Allen Turner getting weird with the damage control


Fitting Archetype

I really want to fit in an archetype, for some reason—like a hairless thin pretty guy fits "twink", but not to do what's attached to it (like being a faggot, in the twink's case), only stylewise. What do you think would fit me, considering the description:

>curly (not much) short brown hair
>receding hairline
>very pale skin
>hairy as fuck
>5'7
>wide shoulders, but not particularly strong because I never work out
>not fat

And no, I can't "dwarfmaxx", since there's no dwarf clothing around (I also think women dislike long beards, generally, but I may be wrong).

>>18126548
Well for starters you should work out and try to stop/reverse the hair loss if you can

The answer will surprise you. Post Punk/Goth Sleezecore. Like think the LCD Soundsystem guy or Sickboy from Trainspotting or the guy from Nightcrawler. I know it sounds crazy but it works for some reason. Outside of that just dress down in a clean simple way.

Learn what season you are, how to frame your face properly and figure out what proportions/cuts are flattering

>>18126650
Not joking either that is what will work best on you. Try it and you'll realize I was right

I can't remember if it was before, cocurrently or after I discovered this secret for balding hirstute manlets (depilatories/clipper guards exist btw) but some anon on /fa/ reccomended names like Super Hans from Peepshow or John Cooper Clarke in response to someone wanting a darker take on sleezecore and around that time everything clicked and I knew what felt natural for me after decades of trying to be something I wasn't.

Trust me on this one OP

>>18126650
if you are what you say you are OP your almost certainly a clear winter so you want monochrome and jewel tones for colors not pastels or muted colors. Think Cyan or Magenta.


Does this color scheme work?

Dad's outfit coat/pants from 90s that I finally gained enough weight to fit into.

>>18126659
regular oxfords. i think cole haan.
pants are just a bit long because he was 6'0 and i'm 5'10-11

get off my board with this trash<br>stay on twitter fag

>>18126658
>Does this color scheme work?
it works, I would like the shoes and belt more if they were oxblood though. sweet ass jacket

>>18126658
Literally what I'm working on, except it's a burgundy bomber jacket, beige cargo pants and tall black Palladium sneakers. Just swap out that t-shirt for something that doesn't peek from under the shirt.

>>18126658
Looks good, man. Jacket works very well with those trousers.
About the shoes, I don't think they're so bad but maybe try dark brown
Don't know about the undershirt but maybe that's a culture thing

>>18126910
i wear an undershirt under buttondowns because I just dont want my nipples poking out when its cold.

>>18126658
Dude, hem those pants. You're not wearing fucking jeans. That's way beyond even a full break.

>>18127500
v neck and gray/skin-tone instead of white

>>18126658
Black works great with maroon/burgundy, this board is full of idiots who think all black shoes are formal. I'd go with a different type of black shoe though, either a loafer or a derby with a more rounded toe. A chunky longwing would work really well here.

Also as other anons have stated, get a vneck undershirt or a wife beater. You never want to see an undershirt.

You need to hem your pants, also probably need to shorten the sleeves on the sport coat. Hard to tell from the pic but I think they're a little too long as well.

Not a bad fit overall. Tweak a couple of details and take a trip to the tailor and you'll look great.

>>18127547
nah i just dont have brown shoes that still fit me. i should prob get brown shoes.

yeah the size is a bit big. I am still gaining some weight so will see after that. ill prob trim the pants.

>>18127533
v-necks just feel really homosexual. ill have to experiment with button thicker shirts maybe

>>18127547
>You never want to see an undershirt.
lolwut

>>18126658
The colors are fine-ish, personally I wouldn't pair burgundy with khaki but it's whatever. However, the pants are too damn long!

>>18126658
lose weight and lift then you can wear pink on pink and look good


>>18126789
hop the FUCK off my goat michael stevens

>>18126789
Beards were a millennial boomer thing to hide they bad jawlines, very cringe but at least no one under 30 had one anymore

Facial hair should be used to help “sculpt” the face and accentuate favorable traits

>>18126789
I don’t know how people do it. Everytime I let it grow it gets itchy and I can’t feel my face in an annoying way.

I have a weak jaw and chin and I still go clean shaven

>>18126789
Does my facial hair make me look onions?

>>18126789
kek, numales look like toddlers with beards

Beards are one of the most hideous things to ever exist. <br>I like female body hair patterns on both females and males. That means full thick armpit and pubic hair, soft fluffy hair on the legs and arms, no beard, no chest hair, no belly hair.

>>18126932
Wrong, just don't be a neocon numale.

>>18126789
All these clean shaved men from old movies look like beardlets to me these days. It just looks weird. If you have a tall upper lip and you don't have a big bushy mustache there, then it just makes you look like a tranny or a low-T beardlet who can't grow facial hair. Clean shaved just looks off.

>>18126936
He looks like Shrek but worse.

>>18126932
LOL fucking tranny. Just transition already.

>>18126937
Personally i would go clean shaven in my 40s when my facial structure are more refined
>>18126939
Shrek gets laid, neocons complain about women 24/7 on youtube livestreams

>>18126945
>Shrek gets laid
Shrek doesn't have a beard. Point proven.

>>18126950
Kek Gibson look based with beard. But obviously you'e into soft features which is OK, i love boipussi.

>another beardlet thread
rub some minoxidil on your face OP and pray you’ll sprout some hairs

>>18126789
Most traditional cultures have men let the beard grow, so it's almost certainly the correct choice. Modernity demands clean-shaven men for a variety of feminine excuses ("it's about gas masks" - no, it isn't.). Modernity is always wrong.

>>18127103
Not every ethnic group can grow beards. See east Asians or native americans for example. I'm 30% native american and I'm lactose and can barely grow facial hair, it just looks ugly on me. I actually haven't shaven right now and it just looks patchy and adolescent and I'm 30.

>>18127103
The mustache is more traditional than full beards for most Europeans.

>>18127132
Also, clean shaven isn't a demand of modernity. Clean shaven standard exists because Europeans have been larping as Romans for nearly two millennia.

>>18126979
>rub some minoxidil on your face
Does this actually work? I can grow a beard just fine but I'd like to fill in some thin parts near the cheek bones

>>18126816
avoid touching your face, and just push through the irritation. Once it gets longer the itchiness goes away.

i can't grow a beard but i have great facial aesthetic. as long as i don't go bald i'm set.

I don't care if it's reddit, I've wanted a beard ever since I was a kid and now I'm 33 and I still can't grow one. But I have a real baby face, so being clean shaven looks ridiculous on me. But I can only grow a middle school mustache and some hairs on my chin. God life is fucking suffering.

>>18126789
update this for 70s pornstar mustaches since they are the new onions reddit facial hair

>>18126789
This >>18126795
Personally, I feel dirty when I don't shave, even if i just showered. It's part of my hygiene routine to shave. I only let a stubble of a few days grow before I shave, mostly because It's more comfortable to shave longer and softer hairs rather than scrape my face with a razor every day. Especially with how sensitive my skin is.
I never liked beards, I never wanted one, my own father was always shaved even to this day and in his late 50s. I think most people look better when they do shave or with just a stubble or trimmed beard. It really is the most fulgy and chinless goblins that hide and literally sculpt a new imaginary jawline with beards.

>>18127774
a beard would look even worse if you are baby face. the only time i think it's better is if you have very long face, like HP Lovecraft verticality

>>18126789
I have a moustache, to honor my Gauls ancestors. I also like clean shaven sometimes, but wearing a beard is just itchy and lazy imo

>>18128424
Mustache chads just profit from these wars

>>18126789
Some men look better with them. Some look better without them.

>Napoleon killed the long hair
>WW1 killed the beard
>American Imperalism killed the mustache
What future tragedy will determine the fate of facial hair?

i portray my side of the argument as chad and yours as basedjak.

>>18128774
>Hitler killed the Hitler stache
>That kike Chaplin destroyed what was left of its reputation
And degenerate soi, chemicals and plastic filled American "food" products and birth control pills will destroy facial hair itself permanently. Every generation of men since the 50's has been getting more and more effeminate and androgynous.

>>18126789
I just hate facial hair. I feel more dirty with 1 day stubble than if I hadn't showered in a week.

>>18126789
It is a general consensus among many historians and anthropologists that most men throughout history have preferred facial hair. Even most east asians, who are genetically not very fit to grow facial hair. It is a fact that throughout most of history, clean shaven, short haired men have either been slaves, homosexuals or soldiers. In fact, the lack of a beard is often a product of man's submission to woman, or at least shows the mans preoccupation with what he thinks is female sexual preference. The romans had a cultural defect which caused them to regard young men without facial and chest hair as inherently feminine. The idea that romans didn't like beards is also entirely false, it is a projection of enlightenment scholars based on a fad in the 300s BC.

Beards are as manly as long hair (see: literally every cultural on earth from the Germans to the Japanese). It is only in our overly machined, anti-life civilization that short hair and no facial hair is any kind of normal.

>>18128969
I will continue to shave because
A) I look like a pedofile with a beard even though I can grow one cus I’m 18
B) I fucking hate how it feels on my face.

>>18128969
Yeah, facial hair is an indicator of a man's level of testosterone and virility. The thicker, darker, and longer your beard and mustache are, the more manly you are to women. That's how it has always been. It works similar to a lion's mane, and why lions (not tigers or leopards) were always associated with masculinity and strength in every culture throughout history.

>>18129041
The sweet spot is a trimmed beard. Enjoying oldschool mossy shaving cream, feeling like a daddy.
>>18129064
This. Mens body hair gets thicker and fuller when you lift weight and eat a shitton of protein.
I'm natty but due to lifting and low sugar, high protein changed my temper, it suprised me.
I'm really angry fast now, while i was calm and latent depressive without lifting and soi-vegan diet.


Can fashion save an average to ugly man? I only get laughed at when I try new clothes like dappercore or thugcore nothing sticks and wearing the national costume seems silly despite being the best default option for people of a certain place

>>18126678
If you’re eccentric, sure, but only if you also have money

reminder: there is a guy posting random asian men pretending to be them and claiming to have experienced humiliating experiences because its his fetish. Every earnest reply is him jerking his penis and you're actually homosexual for enabling his fantasies

>>18126916
Why do black & asian gays have a buckbreaking fetish?
Noticed it at /gif/, gay blacks get angry at BBC threads, lol

>>18126678
I have a BAC Big Asian Cock fetish

>>18126678
>Can fashion save an average to ugly man?
Yes. I'm really not sure what you're talking about in regards to your style though. It would probably be best to post pictures and get advice on that.


What hair products should I buy to get long poofy hair? Right now I have
>Loreal volumizing shampoo and conditioner
>Sea salt spray
>It's a 10 miracle hair mask

>>18126821
nobody mentioned anything about that

>>18126826
I just did troon.

Hair on trannies only looks like real women's hair about half the time because the combination of hormones nuking the body and depression leading to lack of care makes the hair look like shit.There's a reason tranny basedjaks have sparse, stringy hair.

Just get a wig. You're faking everything else about your body, might as well go all the way. Fake hair, fake tits,fake pussy. Go slay queen!

>>18126819
dude why would you want to look like a woman from the 90s it makes no sense fashion wise just grow some long ass tangled viking hair and be done with it

>>18127039
>I just did troon.
Exactly. I'm not a tranny and nothing in my post mentioned trannies but you're so brainrotted by politics that you saw someone posting a girl with long hair on the fashion board and instantly assumed out of nowhere that he must be a tranny, which is fucking retarded. Now post something relevant to the thread or fuck off.

>>18127102
>you saw someone posting a girl with long hair on the fashion board and instantly assumed out of nowhere that he must be a tranny, which is fucking retarded

>He
>Asking how to get hair like a woman

Lmao cope, seethe and dilate. I'm right, you're just mad it's that easy to tell. I mean really, there's three options here:

1: You're a woman asking how to get better hair. Real women don't post here, and if a woman did post asking how to get better hair, she's an idiot. Also, you stated you're a man so this is immediately discarded.

2: You're a man asking how to get a woman's hair, in which case you're either troon or troon adjacent.

3: You're a straight man who wants hair like Pam Anderson. I can't believe I'm saying this, but this option is somehow worse than option 2. It at least makes sense for a tranny to want giant 80s women's hair.

Seriously, what was your thought process here? Did you think 4chan is full of anons with giant hair fashioned into a style that hasn't been popular since the early 90s? Just go to a woman's hair salon, ask them how to get your hair into Motley Crue configuration, and fuck off.

>>18127114
You forgot option 4: OP posted an image of a girl with long hair because he wanted to make a thread talking about long hair (which is what this thread is about btw,)

>>18126819
Do you have the body, fake tits, and XX chromosomes to go with the hair?


>tfw acne scars and not enough money to spend on procedures to get rid of them
Time to rope, /fa/?

>>18126830

tretinoin, asap brother, strongest percent, it’s not too late, also cleanse, moisturize and sunscreen everyday

>>18126830
hit the plates. nobody likes a dilbert with acne scarring. but a guy who could kick my ass? what acne scarring? you look great king.


>this was considered plus-sized 20 years ago
How far we’ve come

>>18126837
Bro, I know 4 fat people and she is three of them


Thoughts?

>>18126870
>>18126869

>ahem
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>fart

>>18126869
>>18126870
the shirt is ugly and retarded
perfect fit for you


>>18126685
No, short people are not effay. 1.8 for women, 1.9 for men is minimum

>>18126694
>No, short people are not effay. 1.8 for women, 1.9 for men is minimum
I do not agree

>>18126697
Tall and lean is the prerequisite for being effay, short and fat people are not allowed

>>18126698
>Tall and lean
Lankies aren't /fa/. Sorry. Height is just a thing they hold onto because they get treated like it's their life achievement.
Face is all that matters.

>>18126700
>>18126703
Manlets will never be effay, youre not even men

>>18126728
Wild cope lol literally every piece of clothing is cheaper for us. The world is built around average people not giraffes bro

>>18126698
>Tall and lean
nothing effay about having shit proportions, lanklets have truly embarrassing bodies

>>18126785
There is nothing uglier than being an amateur in physical fitness

>>18126787
Fashion is about being naturally gifted with beauty and height, its not something you work for. Its the ultimate in eugenics, dysgenics like you cant into being effay

>>18126743
Lankies are usually the confident ones thinking they have it all meanwhile they are the last ones to experience any sort of sexual experience in their friend group, crying about "tfw no gf" thinking that they are perfect but they just didn't really overcome any struggles in life. While short guys were humiliated everywhere - they have decided to work on what they can in order to be attractive which would be Charisma, Looks, Fashion - overcoming struggles in the meantime. Meanwhile lankies just grew up believing they are perfect and height is a life achievement, don't blame them, literally every single boomer congratulates them on being tall and they end up being gaslighted, tall baby minded beta's. They are just tall beta autists, they feel the need to tell short dudes that "they are not men" or that "they are short" or that "I'm tall" as an insult to boost their confidence and because they have no values on their own, they love to bring other's down in order to maybe score because they didn't learn how to get a girl by being someone genuinely attractive and instead they have to bring other men down by pointing out whatever there is to point out.
For example, it's lankies making threads on /fit/ all the time about "it being over" for manlets, not the other way around.
Height is just an excuse to be lazy, it's not a life achievement, you either come from a naturally tall family or weren't malnutritioned as a kid. None of which you control and all the people who take their height as a life achievement literally have nothing else to their personality, just prideful fags.

>>18126961
Personally I feel that it brings sort of uniqueness to the crowd, tall people usually the fashionless laborers.

>>18127040
haha thats a lot of words to cope that short boys lives are miserable

>>18127060
Well all you've got to do is to laugh because you don't have any arguments against my claims. I accept your concession.

>>18126700
Is 6’2” too tall? Asking for a friend

>>18127062
There isnt a need for an argument, if you are under 6’ you are invisible to women, not a man and can never be effay, same as if you are under 5’10 as a woman

>>18127074
Not my problem, I have a gf who loves me for who I am. Enjoy your random short term relationships.

>>18127075
Haha sure you do little guy, any way, >>>/v/ is that way, you can never be effay so you dont belong here

>>18126700
tom cruise, JCVD, bruce lee, james dean, marlon brando all 175cm or shorter and mog lanklets to hell
they have never recovered from tom in original top gun lmaoo

>>18126685
I'm 176 but I find this hard to believe

>>18127081
As a 5'9 guy I'd give anything to be 6'2-6'3

>>18127642
nta, but unironically if that guy was 6’3, he would do better than a 5’9 gym bro 99 times out of 100

>>18127703
define doing better
by doing better you mean having to do twice as much to get what a manlet would achieve within a year or two?

180 cm - 185 cm is the best height.
+/- 2-3 cm is okay too.
smaller than that, you dont look like a man. and if you are bigger, you looks unproportional/dysgenic in my experience.

>>18128044
I think he means with women my short friend and he is right


found a pair of these online, cop or nah?

>>18126818
just wear the docs you want, stop making these threads. you are a silly billy!


For me, it's gigantic Edwardian era British hats.


wanted to buy this lil peep hat, but it looks cheap, is their website a scam or is the quality good?<br>https://lilpeep.com/collections/hel<wbr>lboy/products/hellboy-dad-hat

>>18126880
you came here to ask in a coy way if that hat is gay. yes it's gay and you'll like a fag

/thread

Yes it's cheap, it's merch. The blank itself is like $3.

>>18126880
Why not just get a plain cap and not look like a faggot who listens to kpop while gooning?

Good for them though for making it 100% cotton.


>>18126873
Literally looks like some fucking 2011 “SWAG” garbage smfh

>>18126873
no one wears hugo boss
dead brand

They should go hard on the SS/Nazi association for this to work. Edgy heritage sells in that age bracket, look at Stone Island and Fred Perry.

>>18126917
Rebranding =/= killing a brand, the rebrand from YSL to SLP is generally regarded as a great move that catalyzed the shift from YSL feeling archaic to SLP feeling renewed and edgy, next time use critical thinking skills

>>18126873
>tfw overpaid ceo and italian fashion mogul offers to pay you even more money to crash the brand with no survivors so he can buy it for a song and pump it as the next big thing.

>>18126873
They have always used BOSS as a logo.
"Hugo" is a different line.

>>18126926
also this
Hugo Boss is like Emporio Armani, it's stuck in the middle class menswear category and this category has shrunked.
Younger generations either buy fast fashion, hype brands or straight up luxury brands.

>>18126873
Yeah they took this shit in such a shitty nigger tier display of wealth direction that i got a sweatshirt with that garish looking BOSS on the front as a gift and i just told the person to return it

>>18126873
the new logo looks like the nivea logo lmao

>>18126873
Right wingers are a shrinking demographic, it's lunatic to market they brand to you.
Probably go in a forest and live like Varg.

>>18126989
>SLP
never heard of them mate

>>18126873
>>18127006
so you do realize fashion companies just use AI generated imagery so they don't have to hire models right? the woke inclusion bullshit literally is just pixels on a screen and helps literally zero percent of those people
btw hugo boss is just a boring boomer legacy house

>>18127022
>why would anyone care about hugo boss?

>>18127041
so that's an obvious shop with the historical battleground but the original pic on the right is an AI generated image, that's not an actual model see
>>18127038
what's your point tho? nobody under the age of 40 has even heard of hugo boss

>>18127043
When will poltards ever learn.
>Deutsche Bahn
Multicultural company
>Mercedes
Popular with migrants
>Lufthansa
Multicultural company
>Hugo Boss
Promote bases browns

>>18127006
>Right wingers are a shrinking demographic
Not in Europe

>>18127046
so the point is dude that nobody cares about Hugo "Boomer" Boss washed up fashion house and they literally use AI generated models
 thanks for proving my point

>>18127054
10% of the population younger than 40 is enough

>>18126960
Like BOY, icon of the 2010s?

yeah, yeah i know what an imperial eagle is inb4

>>18126873
Very sad. I used to love Hugo Boss in the early 2000s. I have a briefcase from them that is awesome, though. They still do some stuff pretty good

>>18126960
There's literally nothing edgy about Nazism nowadays. It's literally the mainstream ideology of the west. Fascism and national socialism have failed every single time they have ever been tried and the younger generations are aware of that

>>18126995
Fucktard, yes, theyve always emphasized BOSS and HUGO but it was still always Hugo Boss, the new logo is shite and the clothing designs are even more atrocious than their new logo design

>>18127176
Wow 3 whole comments, way to prove your point anon.

>>18126873
The problem with BOSS is that it is always on sale, kills any cool factor it has.

>>18126960
That would be a great move actually, change your logo back, start coming up with nazi tier golden age designs, hire some right wingers to wear your shit, boom, new hottest clothing brand in the world

>>18127183
it’s…. not, i suggest you watch any WW2 vid on youtube and read the comments then come back here

>>18127191
>>18127176
>>18127054
>>18127006
they are seen as a shrinking market for what publicly traded and large companies want to market to. they still exist, but overall you don't need to market directly to them because only a small % either: already buys your stuff and/or will actually stop buying the stuff because of racist reasons. those demographics have a very very small crossover.
successful racists generally don't care about bs marketing, that's left for the unwashed masses to hem and haw about

>>18127171
>Fucktard, yes, theyve always emphasized BOSS and HUGO but it was still always Hugo Boss
No, Hugo is a DIFFERENT FUCKING LINE, you two digit IQ motherfucker. I bet your dad fucked your mom in the ass when she was pregnant, he poked your head too many times.

>>18127195
this
even if 75% of white people decided to start goose stepping tomorrow its unlikely any of these brands will ever cater to you longer than it takes to grift you with dick pills or water filters. (((corporate))) overlords only care about infinite growth forever. which means "emerging" markets. which means places like china and india. sure even if there is quite a few racist white guys now, and i believe you -- i live in one of the furthest left cities in america and 30-50% of white guys are hoarding guns waiting to kill all the niggers. but there's a LOT more bobes and vagenes out there than you. and besides don't you have taxes to pay goy?

>>18127221
Look under the word BOSS in that image, retardo.

>>18126873
For who was this brand still alive?

>>18126960
You're right about the association, but it's a stupid myth that they had anything to do with design. They just filled orders sent to them like every other clothing manufacturer in Germany. The SS uniforms were designed by, get this, the SS.

>>18127474
This. Hugo's company was just one of many clothing factories cranking out stuff based on official design specs provided by the customer (in this case, a government agency).

/pol/ thread is filled /pol/ tards, shocker

>>18127489
I own three copies of Mein Kampf.
The
>muh hugo boss
shit was pretty tiring to me, to be honest. And when I have looked I haven't seen them make anything I liked much. Lots of kinda plain stuff.

>>18126996
where I live the only ones who wear Emporio Armani are shitskins and it taints the brand by association
>>18127167
>There's literally nothing edgy about Nazism nowadays. It's literally the mainstream ideology of the west.
things libtards say that would be awesome if they were true

france jean-racaille wesh starfoullah.png

>>18127195
It's irrelevant in this case.
I'm racist as fuck, I also don't give a shit that the model is a nigger because that's really unimportant. What is important is I'm not fucking buying a hoodie that looks like some early 2010s swagfag outfit.
I still have some amazing stiff collar OCBDs and wool pants from Hugo Boss, that's what I want from the brand not "uncompromising streetwear"

>>18127041
>>18127046
You totally showed those chuddies.

>>18127022
The designed the entire wardrobe of the cast of Miami Vice for every season, among other things a few decades earlier that were also great.

>>18126873
I actually just picked up pic related. Cotton/linen blend thats super breathable. I also have some linen slub t-shirts that are great for summer. Glad to see they have turned away from the flashy aesthetic and having "BOSS" appliqués everywhere.

Also good to see that they have moved some manufacturing to Portugal. Wish more stuff other than made to measure suits were made in Germany tho

>>18126873
From stitching costumes for brave soldiers saving the world to embracing degenerates and helping dooming it.

Sieg

>>18126873

What is there to kill?

Boss Hugo boss
And
Hugo by hugo boss

Both are worthless as brands

Might as well take the cheaper of the 2 and rebrand it to target the kids


Anonymous

My hair developed a curl pattern after Covid. Wtaf. Anyone else?

>>18127112
One of the many, many side effects of getting the vax. Others include heart attack, stroke, blood clots, and increase chance of becoming a massive faggot.

I'm sorry anon, since you've already got two of the above symptoms you should probably see a doctor.

SAD. Many such cases.


what haircut is this?

what should i say to the barber to get a cut like this? its not mullet. its just longer on back and front and bit trimmed on sides

Hey I have a great idea OP! Instead of describing the haircut that you'd want to the barber you could just show the picture you just posted!

>>18126908
Ask for the sides cut into a triangle shape and 3-4 inches on top. Look up james edward haircut and he has a video on this exact haircut

>>18128259
i feel shy to do this
>>18128283
thank you anon


Is there a guide that will show me how to dress according to my body type or is that a meme? Pic not necessarily related


>>18127528
This nigga makin' $5 an hour sellin' this shit

>>18127200
i unironically think its cursed guy in that pic just fucked his whole life never fuck with the medallion


ITT: edgy/profane graphics on clothes

>>18127247
Words on your clothing is for the poor

>>18127247
saw a cute girl wearing this at a party not too long ago

>>18127247
Saw a guy with an “I heart being a black woman” t shirt at the gym the other day. My gymbro eventually asked him about it thinking he was doing it for a meme but then he went on a story about how him and his black gf were attending a comedy thing and had those matching shirts, he just wore it to the gym that day by accident and thought he may appear to be a dick. Really nice guy actually

>>18127972
Absolute fire will probably cop it too


>>18127406
Some kind of fitted tarp for antique farming equipment


Why are zoomers pretending this looks good

>Oh no, fashion trends... le change!
Is it your first day on Earth retard?

>>18127444
For the same reason millennials thought skinny jeans looked good

>>18127444
the way zoomers are wearing their jeans is actually a lot closer to how jeans started off, than the stuff we've been wearing post 1950. when jeans were first invented they were a very wide fitting garment you would wear over another pair of pants. back then all jeans were overalls meaning over all your clothes. zoomers are taking it to the extreme. the only thing i don't like about it is that he's sagging them, i think these type of jeans look best worn at the waist.

the sagging makes it look less masculine, but not more feminine it makes the proportions look more alien if anything.

Why are millennials pretending this looks good

>>18127452
It looks like shit regardless
>>18127447
Zoom zoom

>>18127444
because they think they're black when they're just gay

>>18127452
show me one single photograph of blue collar niggas from 1924 wearing jeans that looked like OP pic

>>18127463
>>18127444
The Problem is not his style but his face

>>18127482
He said zoomers are taking it to the extreme. Can’t you read, retard? Or does it need to be formatted as a TikTok? Fucking faggot.

>>18127464
Glad to see you're interested in having a discussion about fashion

>>18127463
hedi and just all around general 2010s skinny fit enjoyer here: it only looks good on about 15% of the male population. zoomer fit is a lot more democratic because your body has less influence on the outcome of the silhouette with it. personally i have and always wear both. i continued to wear y2k baggy all through the millenial skinny fit era and i will continue wearing skinny through this cycle. i've been into fashion forever, build's stayed the same & i only buy high quality stuff so my wardrobes big enough where i can dress either way without spending money on it. i get why people get tribal about it closet space and cash is finite. if you have a good physique and face like i do both should look good IMO!

>>18127570
Those are literally just straight fit. Nothing like op conical abominations

>>18127578
they bought them several sizes too large, wore them over another pair of pants, and used the cinch on the back of the jeans or suspenders. jeans didn't have belt loops till the 20's/30's.

>>18127463
dont be mean its his birthday

>>18127463
Hedi at slp was late stage #menswear, this dude could’ve sized up and been ugly but better fitted. Fashion victim. I wonder how he’s dressing now.

>>18127578
most of this board would have considered straight jeans wide and baggy just 2 years ago, it's pretty funny

>>18127590
but the 30s are in the future dude -_-

itt: millennial boomers seething because zoomers have surpassed them aesthetically. move on losers we won

>>18128008
>furry but not really
damn, i shoulda thought of that one

>>18127444
yeah I don't really get the JNCO jeans return
I usually don't mind zoomer fashion, even the eboy look was fine to me. but this will never not look clownish

>>18127576
>wearing both
Based. I do too but avoid the extremes.

>>18127444
In a fight all I have to do is step on his stupid skirtpant while he is already trying to run away, and I would be able to knock his teeth in without raising a finger. That's how you can tell whether a piece of clothing is actually /fa/ or a meme.

>>18127452
Not a single overall ever or any jeans before the 1950's looked like those degenerate pants that look more like a long skirt cut and sown in the middle. This stupid style started in the 90's, by the usual suspects (negros).

>>18128210
No, your clothes are retarded and so are you. Fucking tryhard clowns. Not a single trend started by zoomers is actually good or even original. Even these wide leg jeans were originally started by GenXers in the 90's. And they were just as stupid back then. Same goes for baggy clothes in general, but they at least make practical sense to some extent. They are roomy and comfortable to wear, as long as you don't go overboard with it.

>>18127950
He's wearing women's clothing and looks awkward, like he doesn't wanna be there

>>18128232
>wide leg jeans were originally started by GenXers in the 90's
>He thinks gen xers invented baggy pants


*makes brainded zoomers seethe*

retrards are wearing baggy pants and long socks like some grandpa retards and they think they know better

>>18127524
I find those types of socks to be too thick and therefore too hot, and they fall apart or threads get fucked up making them scrunch and turn to shit very quickly. I've tried them in all sorts of premium to normal tier brands, all pretty much the same. Socks in general are shittier these days but tab socks like that are the worst of the bunch.

>>18127524
these kinds of socks always slip off my feet or they expose enough of my ankle where the liner of my shoe irritates it unless i only buy really high end nonplasticleather lined shoes. also the no show kind lose elasticity after 1 wash and need constant replacement = landfill consoomerism.
anons who wear these things, especially the no show kind, are my feet weird? do they actually stay put on yours? or do you just tolerate being uncomfortable all day? are you very sedentary or do you live a active lifestyle? how close do you live to the equator?

im a millenial and i still wear ankle socks all the time if im wearing shorts. shorts and long socks just looks wierd to me idk<br>comfort wise i have super hairy legs so find them pretty irritating in general

>>18127651
>a woman with hairy legs
Hot.

>>18127524
Millennials are the faggiest generation in history. Imagine taking pride in wearing clothes meant for women. Why do you need to hide the fact that you're wearing socks, you little fag? Are they supposed to be like your bra straps? And only a neutered bitch would wear skinny jeans that crush your balls.

>>18127524
Still wearing shorts and white athletic socks and there’s nothing you can do about it

>>18128979
>he doesn't refute anything I said
>>18129007
That guy is a millennial.

>>18128937
Being only in my 30s, it's pretty funny watching every 7 years or so a new generation hit the age where they realize skinny jeans exist, and have some kind of existential crisis where they associate it to homosexuality / women / whatever, basically acting like the phenomenon is new.

>>18127567
When I wear them in minimal shoes they're fine, when I wear them in 6 inch boots or something they scrunch down. Not that complicated, you match the sock to the footwear.

>>18127524
ur grandpa is more fashionable than you.

>>18128937
Millenials were and are faggy with awful aesthetic tastes to boot, but boomers and zoomers and honestly Gen X as well were are are literally subhumans. Zoomers unironically cannot think or speak like actual people.