Pride Fits

How are you preparing for Pride Month(TM)?

I think I'm going to ironically buy this shirt and probably get a rainbow band for my apple watch.

>>18121660
Consider pairing your fit with a rope around your neck

>>18121660
I'm not catholic or whatever they are

>>18121660
Gonna tie a rainbow bandana to my bag or belt loop.

>>18121958
cool it mehmet, we already know

Why do fags like this rainbow clown shit anyway? It looks dumb af.

>>18121660
>scattered
Is this a reference to scat?

>>18121660
why are you celebrating anal sex, fisting, child abuse, mental illness, bestiality and Aids?

>>18121660
>How are you preparing for Pride Month(TM)?
By going offline for a month


Broke boy here

Anonymous

Anyone know a brand with jackets like picrel or Barbour's Beaufort/Bedale for less than $150? Looking to Britpopmaxx


>>18121773
not until I see a picture of you wearing a previously identified item of clothing

>>18121785
but i've never asked for an if before

>>18121773
looks like Trash made at the Dump

>>18121830
couldnt find anything. Got a link?

>>18121773
look up sukajan souvenir jackets


>>18121559
https://drakes.com/
https://bergbergstore.com/
https://www.atemporubato.com/
https://angloitalian.com/
https://www.casatlantic.com/
https://cavour.co/
You're welcome.

>>18121562
Thank you, but is there a more affordable brand? Also, what do I do with my hair?

>>18121559
"Styling your age" is a concept that only applies to you if you decide it is so. You decide what is appropriate for your age and if you make the cut or not. Let go of it.

>>18121613
You say this, but people judge me for dressing more 15th century rather than 21st century.

>>18121564
I wouldn't touch the hair, you hit the lotto with that shit. Easiest "style hack" in the world is just wearing highrise jeans, tucking in your shirt, and boots. You're not breaking the bank spending $400 on oxford shirts and trousers and you'll look better than most dudes at the bar or wherever who just throw on a moderately oversized white tshirt with slim fit jeans with sneakers

>>18121639
I like the sound of that. Problem is, I feel like I’d end up looking like a goofball. And I think my hair looks a but too teenagerish for a grown man to be rocking. Great advice though

>>18121562
lmao look at this dumb faggot

>>18121639
Second this, simply tucking in a shirt and ironing out any wrinkles before wearing something makes you look instantly more mature than most guys without looking stupid/cringe/try hard. You don't have to go full italian stylemax like this pic, but just tucking something in and wearing any pants except jeans raises you up a ton.

>>18121648
Based. Thank you.
>>18121664
Fair enough

>>18121642
>I feel like I’d end up looking like a goofball.
That's how I felt too at first, but trust me when I say you will look and feel like king shit. You'll look like a goofball wearing the whole Drakes catalog, but wearing normal people clothes in a stylized way will make you stand out.
>And I think my hair looks a but too teenagerish for a grown man to be rocking
Dude you have perfect hair, BIG volume and wavy, if anything I'd grow the back out a little bit more like pic related but that's me. Dudes who aren't even balding would kill for hair stats like that. To avoid the teenagerish look just keep the look you have now to avoid the poomfy carrot top look but as of your pic its perfect

The whole tucked in shirt high rise jeans thing with your hair style as it sits now would look insane. All that alone would make you stand out without looking older or younger

Buy a pair of 13mwz wranglers (bonus points if you size down as much as you can) and try tucking in whatever shirt you want, its 100x better than just throwing on whatever jeans with whatever shirt. I've been dressing like that for the entirety of my 20's and people always compliment me and say I look like I stepped out of a time machine from the 70's/80's when its just a tshirt and jeans with hair half as good as you

>>18121667
>Buy a pair of 13mwz wranglers (bonus points if you size down as much as you can)
Not OP but how much should you size down?

>>18121639
This. Get a decent belt and belt buckle (etsy has a lot) if you're going to tuck.

You can look for different colored pants too, as a small change. Espresso brown, dark grey, darker blue etc all look a lot more mature than the common light blue ones.

>>18121672
>Not OP but how much should you size down?
All depends really but the goal is wrangler butt. If you buy jeans based on your actual waist size then one size down should be plenty. Just enough before you have to REALLY muscle the button and zip without losing ass gains. They're gonna feel uncomfortable/gay but it beats looking like you're a millennial who just discovered "mom jeans"

>>18121699
Why not just get the slim fits instead of sizing down?

>>18121703
>Why not just get the slim fits instead of sizing down?
Are you referring to the 0936? They're good too. Whatever makes them tight up top, straight to the bottom and without being too stacked.

>>18121706
>shoes
Personal preference is cowboy boots, j toe, vintage Tony Lama, Lucchese, better than the usual Red Wings or chelsea boots guys wear when they want to "dress up"

Sneakers with jeans is the easiest way to look like a goober though

>>18121718
Thats the hardest part for me, getting jeans to hug the ass really well. Otherwise, they end up looking like youre wearing a diaper or just look like garbage in general

>>18121719
>Otherwise, they end up looking like youre wearing a diaper or just look like garbage in general
Yeah I've had that, there's no separation between the ass and thighs its just straight down at some weird angle. That's why I size down as much as I can

>>18121728
>Thats why I size down as much as I can
then it just looks like youre wearing skinny jeans

>>18121750
>then it just looks like youre wearing skinny jeans
Up top yeah but at the knee and below they're straight because of the boot cut

>>18121623
You will never dress in a way where people stop judging you. Let it go.

>>18121559
you're doing fine. being 30 isn't being 70 btw.

>>18121837
Basically is tho low key. 20 is the new 30 unironically.

>>18121642
do not listen to that retard...

I just wear different colored shirts and jeans. But it's always this combo every day........

>>18121908
based but you're locked into the stereotypical 80's serial killer look, which isn't good.

>>18121559
Bro you look like a slightly more handsome Christopher soprano. Just dress like him you’d slay zoomer pussy.

>>18121912
might disagree with you there. 80s serial killer is probably the hottest look right now if rockable.

>>18121848
nah 10 is the new 25 if you aren't lifemaxxed by 15 (meaning done with puberty, full facial hair, 6'5", bodybuilder physique, independently rich, designer everything personal style) it's literally over and you need to kill yourself IMMEDIATELY. 20 is basically the new 65.

>>18121848
True for zoomers. They genuinely view 30 as middle age.

>>18121938
Ironic considering that zoomers look 30 by the time they're 20.

>>18121908
Lose those fucking glasses dude, my God. Horrendous.

>>18122173
i look bad with short hair. i have a recessed facial structure, nerd skull, and huge ears.

>>18122176
Then at least clean up your long hair. Get it shaped and structured so it doesn't look like a such a blob

>>18122156
They are fine. I like them and will never change.

>>18121642
>I think my hair looks a but too teenagerish for a grown man to be rocking
The mindset that lead you to wear that top and necklace is the far more immediate and severe problem.
PROTIP: if your style looks "hip hop" by any stretch of the imagination then you are doing it very, very wrong.
Get a 20-22 inch length chain and wear it inside your shirt. On very rare occasions that call for bit more sleaze (e.g. clubs, casinos), wear them out and stack the shorter chain with the 20+ incher.
Throw out that top.

>>18121648
>just tucking something in and wearing any pants except jeans raises you up a ton
This is the essence of dressing well in your thirties, it's quite simple but, as there is ample evidence to demonstrate, there's a ton of manchildren who are too insecure to do even this.

>>18121938
>>18121848
fortunately im a late millennial and with us is literally the contrary and 30 is the new 20

>>18122651
I work in scrubs and I like having my 16” 925 chain blinging for dem hoes. Ya feel me?

>>18121562
Generally very nice but god damn...is there nowhere with natural fabrics selling pants or shirts under 250

>>18122864
If you're trying to reinvent your look, you should not consider buying anything outside your budget. Assume everything you get you may not like. You don't know exactly what you want yet. Only once you're comfortable with how you want to look should you start buying higher-quality items.

>>18123657
There's nothing wrong with that... In and of itself

>>18121562
Haven’t clicked on any of these but I can already tell they are mega overpriced


You just look good dressing like this in summer. Like an adult. You look well put together. You look fun, you look like you enjoy life.

Nobody is dressing like that here in Texas

>>18121777
That looks like the kung fu shit that old chinks wear.

straight leg pants look like complete fucking dogshit and i am beyond tired of pretending otherwise

>>18121777
>wearing pants and long sleeves during summer

>>18121859
>yes I want skin cancer please

>>18121777
>Like an adult.
>You look fun, you look like you enjoy life.
Does not compute. No adults in the real world have fun nor enjoy life.

>>18121859
better than makeup
t. skelly, I need to hide my bones

Men's feet should not be seen under any circumstance.

>>18121840
Then maybe stop being less of a faggot. Straight leg pants are what men wear, because they need that breathability and freedom to move around. Slim and skinny fit are for promiscuous women to show of their legs and ass.

>>18122031
because he is insecure about his ogre feet and is projecting like crazy

>>18121777
haha this is how i dress without realizing and people say i either look like jesus or going on a safari

>>18121777
Thank you for the affirmations.

>>18121777
I can't find any white long sleeve shirts that look like they'd be good for summer wear. They're all either sheer enough to show your nipples through the shirt, or so long you'd have to wear it tucked into your pants instead of untucked for airflow. A lot of them are "slim fit", again bad for airflow. I want to protect my arms and neck from the sun, but still be cool and halfway presentable.

pic only slightly related

>>18122028
I basically agree

>>18122031
> use a urinal
> little piss splashes all over your feet

>>18121840
These look more loose than straight

I don’t like it but I don’t exactly know how to fix it

>>18122408
>I don’t exactly know how to fix it
wrong pants looks better with narrower once

>>18122392
>use a urinal
found your problem

>>18122401
That's what middle aged Indian dads dress like.

>>18122324
Sir, are you a dude or a chick?

>>18122030
>Straight leg pants are what men wear
And how would you know what men wear anon? Does your waifu’s boyfriend wear straight leg pants?

>>18122412
i dont think anyone needs a chinacore shirt
not even chinamen

>>18122497
I'm a man, thus the
>pic only slightly related

both this anon >>18122458 as well as this anon >>18122028 are correct.
The fit would be improved immeasurably by wearing some narrower pants and a pair of loafers, even something you can slip on without socks like some sperry's.
Hope you enjoy the summer anons.

>>18121777
Why are these chunky sandals popular but 'gladiator sandals' for men are not? Surely the latter has better form
If your response is gladiator sandals look bad then why do regular sandals not?

>>18123660
im not a final fantasy character

>>18122491
> just piss like a girl
MEN’s feet, anon. We’re talking about MEN’s feet.

>>18123660
I've been looking for a decent pair of these for ages. You can either pull them off or you cant and I know I can.

>>18122563
We could make chinacore a reality as a board, you know?

>>18123723
are you tanned with joocy legs. do have hair on your head?
I think these are the ways you can

maybe etsy?

>>18123767
There are some on etsy but I'm hesitant to buy online.

>>18121777
why the fuck would i dress like a pajeet?

>>18122030
>Then maybe stop being less of a faggot.
this don't make sense, dummy

So what are some recs for footwear for really hot weather?

>>18124347
Sandals. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

>>18124358
I'm not necessarily against sandals but do you have any other examples? Can't say I like the ones you posted and most of the ones I've seen are either "linux nerd shit with velcro" or "I want to look like a Roman gladiator". Or Birkenstock.

>>18124363
What's wrong with looking like a Roman gladiator? And what I posted was a Kolhapuri sandal that most of the Sirs in the entire Indian subcontinent wear.
>inb4 I don't want to look like a pajeet
It's a simple, practical design that provides maximum breathability with minimum material covering your foot. It doesn't get any more functional than that, especially in really hot weather. Picrel is even more minimal.

>>18124358
>>18124385
I honestly think leather flip flops would look better


>>18121782
some mexican gang shit, I no longer remember it's name
do with this information as you may

>>18121782
i think they're calling them "migrants"

>>18121782
i never understood the high socks thing

>>18121832
it's just a signal that youre in the game, normal people dont do it

>>18121782
dying style
everyone dresses and acts like a texas messican

>>18121782
the "my mom made me dress 'nice' in middle school and I never grew out of it" drip

>>18121832
Its all korean bought clothes from the hood

>>18121846
Gangsters used to be jacked
Then they removed the weights from prison

>>18122131
I thought the cartel guys wore suits


>>18121817
cotton shorts or swim trunks with a linen button down, sleeves half rolled up

When i went to hawaii i wore the same pair of plastic quick dry swim shorts and the same hawaiian shirt 7 days straight

>>18121817
this was my go-to look (with some changes) when out and about in the debtland known as greece last summer.
linen pants instead of jeans sometimes


Why is the down jacket such xenotech? With the appropriate layers, its good for -20 to +15 c.<br>Did the aliens bring this?

because birds dont live in houses you fucking moron


>>18121850
>>18121853
Dogshit. Garbage. Crap. Wear adult shoes.

>>18121850
-ist. Unrelated pic of ugly shoe.

Signed,
OP

>>18121850
Looks like poor man's New balance, also shit decolarated black colour???

>>18121899
>decolarated black colour???
can you try expressing this concept again in possibly some different words

You guys lied to me, the New Balance 574s aren’t comfy. Feet hurt after walking all day in them.

>>18122000
this isn't the 50s anymore old man

>>18122017
not even a top 5 new balance
>>18122023
reddit the sneaker

I just want a fucking shoe that works and looks good.

>>18121850
>the perfect shoe doesn't ex-
of course it does.

>>18122549
Boiiii mmm hmm shiiiii finna cop dem fresh af kicks mup da doo muhfugga

990v4 is perfect shoes for everyone and fog 101

>>18121866
The negrification of the west is complete. You can't talk these demoralized people out of it no matter how much you try. It's over.
>>18122023
Get brown or black ones and you've got something actually decent. This gay obsession with white sneakers needs to end.
>>18122549
>degenerate pointy shoes that destroy your toes
You're not a woman. Get something with a wider toe box that lets your toes move around and spread out freely as they're meant to.


>>18121886
Heaven yeah, we're hitting up the gay bar today

Sergius of Babylon

>>18123510
The wrinkles are intentional, dummy


Anonymous

>>18121909
they seem to be. the concept is alien to me. I hate needles and I did everything in my power to avoid drawing attention to myself when growing up

>>18121909
i think it depends.
hopefully people will post some interesting rants.

it was cool for a bit but it's becoming extremely gay. not gay like homosexual either. avoid.

>>18121909
Mega cringe these days. When the majority of people have something fashion relates, it's gay. They are so conformist these days. When I see someone who doesn't have them they scare me. Like woah this dude is mysterious, wtf is he about?!?! I can't tell, because he doesn't have tattoos. He could be a killer!

>>18121909
Tattoos are piratecore. That should answer your question.

i assume guys with tattoos are either gay or over compensating. the kind of guy who wants everyone in the room to know he's a badass but freezes up like a little boy in real situations. all bark no bite types.<br>i assume girls with tattoos are whores, cannot be trusted, and aren't dating/wife material. from lived experience.

Sadly cool, but I regret getting them.
I get compliments on them, but I still wish I never got them.
The thing is what tattoos you get are a huge factor. One bad tattoo can make you look like a retard. Luckily I have good tattoos.
When I was in my early 20s I was taking a lot of LSD and DMT and got obsessed with the idea that psychedelics can open the door to evil spirits. To protect myself I got a bunch of random Slavic and Christian symbols tattooed on me for protection.
Now that I'm older and I no longer use psychedelics I realize how silly this was, but at least I didn't get those bold colorful "traditional tattoos" aka sailor stickers that everybody is getting lately.

>>18121962
They do open the door to evil spirits. I started taking mushrooms regularly and they were fun in the beginning. Then I started learning more about Christ and the trips got progressively worse. Felt like demonic attacks.

>>18121909
cringe and a fad that will go away in a generation. kids hate what is trendy with their parents.

>>18122207
I wish. they're up there with menarche and losing one's virginity as a sign of reaching maturity for most girls. it's a major milestone. tats are ubiquitous among women. just how it goes

>>18121909
tattooing is based, it is one of the oldest forms of decoration if not THE oldest. people who say its a trend clearly have a myopic view of history. the world didnt start in 1800, if you believe that you're as bad as the free palestine idiots that think the middle east was formed after ww2

They're gross ("cringe" as you would say) but I'm not allowed to say that on real name social media let alone real life because apparently thinking natural human skin looks better is "alt right" and if I want someone with impulse control that means I am a christoid and I want a meek submissive stay at home tradwife.

I don't know how we got to the point where fucking up your body is considered a prerequisite for not being seen as racist or homophobic or misogynistic but I want out of this timeline because it sucks.

t. the only socialist on earth who doesn't have or want tattoos, apparently

>>18121909
I think they look cool on some people, but I personally don’t have any or have a desire to get any. Have never felt like being tatt-less was a detriment to my style and I can confidently outshine tatt-tards who rely on ink to define their swag.

My proportions are too goofy and my skin isn't the healthiest I assume you should probably have healthy skin that doesn't get acne and shit if you are to get tattoos. I want a tattoo to look good not be a cancer sore.

I think most are basedboy reddit tier but there are really cool ones also, but I'm 6'3" and 160 lbs and I think every tatoo would look shit on me<br>If one day I actually see something worth tatooing I would do it

>>18121909
Lifehack: Tattoo your feet and wear slides so people bow in public.


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>>18121926
Cumgenius! I recognize you from your horrible posts in /lit/ that you've made for years. Hopefully nobody recommends you any "chinos" - you're mentally ill and no doubt your body is misshapen like an egg

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Anonymous

>>18121937
It seems no one is replying to your thread.

https://www.instagram.com/alekzia/?<wbr>hl=en

It's Tripsk's lol

>>18122141
You lost, Seth? This is the fashion board, you're out of your element.

>>18121937
I run a page that posts bimbos and cool women effay shit

yes let me post my IG account you dumbass zoomer

>>18123498
does she still think about this place


What core is this?

average looking girl who once you get to know her is actually really intelligent and interesting-core

>>18121970
who the fuck do you know who dresses like this? maybe in the early 2000s but everybody just wears sweatpants and hoodies, even in top tier unis


I'm 6'3, 140lbs. I love the outfits every character wears in trainspotting and think theyre some of the only more "daring" styles i can accurately emulate/pull off. Plus, i live in Atlanta so i will fit in perfectly. How should i go about procuring pieces that fit this theme? Vintage womens tees and slim fitting trousers? Maybe a bomber jacket and skinny jeans? Idk where to find this shit. Theres CRAZY amounts of stores with stylish clothing in Atl, it's just always insanely expensive. Will probably thrift most of it.

>>18121967
alot of the fits that renton wears in the film are womens clothing especially his jeans you can find a article online from the girl that was the stylist for the movie she goes into details about it

>>18121967
Atlanta is mostly blacks
If youre not black
Move out of there bro

>>18121967
>I'm 6'3, 140lbs
You are severely under weight and close to death


twinkstalker and the sexcore homo in one thread, first sign of the apocalypse?

>>18122062
He looked cool in that movie yeah


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I bought tom ford lost cherry today shit smells good af

>>18122018
>shit smells good af
yeah
compared to tomfordslop even shit smells awesome

>>18122019
hate all you want nigga my neck smells like maraschino cherries

>why yes, i wore Drakkar Noir to a tranny sex date

>>18122013
any fragrances with an edgy, cold and "mysterious" feel to them?

>>18122086
You have to be 18 to post here

Blind bought Lalique Encre Noire as it was only £16 for 50ml and sounds kinda whacky

Has Polo Green been discontinued?
It's seems to still be quite easily available, often discounted, and is no longer listed on Ralph Lauren's own website.
Would be a shame as it's one of my all time favourites.

>>18122101
a waste of money, even at $16.
>>18122102
it hardly resembles its original self anymore, so more of a much needed euthanization than a discontinuation really

>>18122106
why whats wrong with encre noire? I thought folks love it

>>18122108
utterly forgettable iso e super bomb

>>18122113
worry not, no one expected you to

>>18122106
>it hardly resembles its original self anymore
Well either way I love it. It's not my signature but would be sad to see it go. There's nothing else quite like it.

>>18122120
i’d stock up at discounters if i were you. better get to it now before it goes out of stock everywhere and scalpers start flipping it for $500 a bottle.

>>18122125
to laugh at you
>>18122127
agreed, the selfie spam is getting out of hand.

https://youtu.be/FNQ1MDlBdwQ?si=SUa<wbr>pn6HqdY--XWrI<br>Wtf are white dudes with the highest smv virgins at 35? Pretty pathetic to me.

>>18122110
I'm anosmic to iso e and EN is one of my go to everday frags

>>18121858
>> Ted Lapidus Pour Homme
fantastic stuff, sweet animalic powerful masculine
>> Halston Z-14
reformulated a lot; cinamon on an oakmoss/green background

with no one to reign you in, you get out of hand

>>18122074
>gives you the same scent and is 95% cheaper

>>18122150
a beautiful metaphor for your selfie spamming behavior, rajesh.

>>18122148
oh I get it I just want to know if you get it

>>18122153
you think you do, but you don’t.

>>18122125
Ignore the local troll. Encre Noire is very much worth a try, it's a good modern "minimalistic" take on vetiver and Iso E for not much money at all.

>>18122018
>>18122020
that is literally for girls
waaaay too sweet for a man

I'm on a buying spree but I don't just want decants and samples<br>What are the best cheapies I can get? I mean actual quality stuff.

>Cool Water ocean extreme
>lavender heavy aquatic
Anything similar to this

>>18122125
ignore the local retard, encre noire isn’t worth a try, it’s a totally unspectacular knockoff of far better fragrances like timbuktu and sycomore and isn’t worth $10.

>>18122018
>>18122020
Good on you anon. This general hates TF bc normies like it. That’s literally it. It’s overpriced for sure but so is literally every fragrance over $200. Yet most people have no issue with other insanely expensive (read: overpriced) fragrances so long as it is somewhat niche

>>18122350
agreed, we shouldn’t allow trolls who shill incomplete lauderslop in these threads

>>18122301
there are so many good cheapies you should make a list and pick away at it

Azzaro Pour Homme, Encre Noire Sport, John Varvatos Vintage are a few you can add

>>18122361
>john varvatos
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAA

>no counter
I accept your concession

SOTD: neroli portofino

>>18122362
read the basenotes on it, it is a surprisingly good chypre for the price

https://basenotes.com/fragrances/vi<wbr>ntage-by-john-varvatos.26125416

>>18122363
who are you quoting, lauderslop worshipper?
>>18122364
lol you are a joke.

>>18122365
you are the guy who is in here 24/7 saying absolutely nothing of value
who is the joke? you have literally never been touched by a woman

>>18122366
so many tears, keep swallowing that mexican ardenslop

>>18122368
keep being a mentally ill loser trapped on 4chan every day

>>18122369
i bet rodrigo’s butthole must be real tasty. keep licking it.

Please help me buy something for my dad. His favorites are ADG Profumo and Mont Blanc Explorer. He also owns Platinum Egoist, Savauge Parfum, Burberry Touch, and B*Man. I'm thinking of buying him something for winter.

>>18122361
>so many good cheapies
I'm looking for stuff that's cheap but doesn't smell cheap, essentially. Cool Water for example is good but it's honestly a cheap smelling, more aquatic and less green version of GIT. Encre Noire on the other hand smells fairly "high quality" to me even though it's cheap as fuck

>>18122375
i hope you aren’t the reason he owns all that garbage
>>18122376
you seem mistaken, green irish tweed is an overpriced, crude, and work-in-progress version of cool water. pierre bourdon would say the same himself
>Encre Noire smells fairly high quality
never mind, you’re a lost cause.

>>18122379
I don't care about your shit taste.

>>18122380
ah, so you prefer the taste of shit directly. more power to you!
>>18122381
complete trash

>>18122379
Take note that this retard will NEVER post any fragrance she like

>>18122385
Yeah just don't give it any (you)s

>>18122385
she? sorry, but i’m not a tranny like you. also there’s literally a perfume i like named in the exact post you’re reply to, you’re clearly too dense to pick up on it though.

>>18122386
Good point. I image she wears exclusively arab slop but that just my headcannon

those type of people can be split into two camps either they wear neckbeard pseud niche stuff i.e. arrej le dore, bogue perfumery, parfum d’empire, along with vintage frags such as bel ami, mitsouko, etc

the other camp worships animalic 80’s frags like your kouros or lapidus pour homme

neither of these people are as interesting as they think they are and both are kind of in denial of how gay they come across

>>18122402
who knew that mitsouko and bel ami were in the same camp as niches like areej le dore and bortnikoff all along

>>18122402
There is irony in the fact that he repeatedly calls others gay for not sharing his love for vintage women’s perfume

>>18122415
as it turns out, crossdressing in perfume has been a masculine tradition since the second world war (see old spice), while wearing gay guy perfumes like le male is simply, well, gay.

>>18122424
coping about what? i don’t wear le male.

>>18122424
Shes either a woman or a tranny who is still getting used to the transition. Understandable that she can't help but cope

>>18122428
consider the following: bringing up le male for no reason doesn’t make your vintage women’s perfume collection less gay

>>18122435
consider the following: every man whose ever worn old spice is less gay than you are.

>>18122436
yeah I’ve seen this faggot cope before
>ummm the romans who fucked boys were actually super masculine

>>18122440
who are you quoting? sounds like you have little boy assholes living rent free in your head. i wonder why.

>>18122442
You wear and collect women’s perfume that makes you a creepy groomer

>crossdressing is actually an extremely masculine t-tradition

>>18122445
who are you quoting, pederast?

>>18122447
but that post is talking about perfume, not clothes? why are you being disingenuous, pederast?

>>18122449
maybe because crossdressing is gay in all its forms and you are very deep in denial

>>18122450
no matter how much you insist, old spice will still never be gayer than le male. sorry, i don’t make the rules!

>>18122449
You literally used the word crossdressing.

>>18122454
i also used the word perfume, because we’re in the perfume thread. very crucial detail.

>be a "man"
>use something designed for women and made to appeal to their sensibilities
>enjoy the thing made to appeal to women's sensibilities and taste
>share sensibilities and taste with women
>somehow this does not make the "man" womanlike

Unrelated to the individuals in this thread of course! Just doing some thinking. Anyone want to help me out?

>>18122459
Very interesting thought process, anon

>>18122456
Perfume crossdressing in the current year is something only a gay pedophile would do.

>>18122459
thank you tranny groomer
>>18122460
thank you pederast

>>18122462
These are descriptors that would very much apply to a man who wears women’s perfume. Your projecting all makes sense now.

>>18122463
why would i be a pederast? i don’t wear le male.

>Come to thread for advice on new fragrances after a month
>Just dogpiling on the paki again
MAKE IT STOP

>>18122467
agreed, people need to stop replying to le male wearers already.

Something similar to Profumum Roma "Acqua di Sale" or Orto Parisi "Megamare" at an affordable price?<br>Something very marine, also salty and aquatic, but not citrusy (at least not in the middle nor basenotes)

>>18122464
>>18122435
you are recycling your strawman now?

>>18122471
what strawman? if the shoe fits, it fits.

>>18122470
Try the recent Kenzo Homme line including the EDT Intense, EDT Marine, and EDP

>>18122476
yeah unfortunately they are marketed towards men you may not enjoy them

>>18122478
marketed towards homos, so not my thing as a straight man.

>>18122470
Those are both vividly very oceanic salty. I can’t think of anything at a low price quite like them. I know the Millesime Imperial clone from Armaf is actually pretty nice salty melon and removes all of the citrus present in the Creed.

>>18122481
>buying a clone of an unfinished brief reject
lol

>>18122499
Best DNA, actually aquatic fougere, created. Being in search of similar lavender heavy, fougere aquatics, not easy to find.

>>18122499
This is such a cold take anywhere but this retarded cesspool. Anyone with a nose understands cool water is basic and boring. Sure it was influential for its time, but wearing fragrances for their historic significance is retarded. Most green fragrances have passed it years ago

>>18122587
It's just one pederast retard in these threads vomiting his shit takes

Seems I hit a nerve. This mentally ill literal faggot will likely kill himself in a few months anyway and these threads will go back to normal

I gave in to the shilling. I just ordered Chanel Allure Homme EDT

>>18122013
What are these like and which are good? Sorry its a lot

There hasn't been a single decent fragrance released this century so far, everything 'modern' is complete trash.

>>18122596
Not the shill, but good decision. Please report back how it actually smells like.
>>18122595
Hopefully.

>>18122603
you didnt even bother to look at it. Anyway, whats good then

>>18122607
comically stupid
>>18122610
i did. they’re all garbage.

>>18122614
cannot believe people are stupid enough to buy prada perfumes

>>18122614
Ignore the pedophile. I would say L'Homme as it's virtually impossible to dislike but you can't really go wrong with either

>>18122618
oh, so pederasts like prada perfumes. explains a lot

Can we just finally start a list of brands that are agreed on as being dogshit? I will start but feel free to add

>All fragrances made in USA, England, France, Italy, Gulf states, India, Germany

>>18122604
Thanks to shilling indian and female influencers, fragrances are just le merchant slops. Not a soulfull lifestyle anymore.

>>18122613
try looking again please. You sound angry so you probably didnt even see right

>>18122624
what on earth does this image mean
>>18122625
nah, i got it right the first time. they all suck ass.

Anything that smells like Tabac Aftershave Lotion but higher quality and better longevity?<br>Absolutely love the smell of this stuff, but specifically the aftershave, not the EDT.

>>18122631
ok at this point youre trolling

>>18122634
>anyone who doesn’t like what i like has to be trolling

>>18122636
no but its the way you automatically call everything shit and then say OH ESPECIALLY THAT to something a lot of people praise. So like whats good in your opinion

>>18122639
He wont tell you bc then that opens him to criticism. Best to ignore him

>>18122639
consider the following: they’re all actually shit, and no amount of whining from you will change that
>>18122645
sob for me

>>18122653
im assuming your not the original guy bc no way you actually think that shit smells even decent. i honestly assumed most of the cool water shilling was a meme lmao

>>18122656
he’s not me, but anyways, massive retard alert

>>18122652
coco mademoiselle

I also am a convicted sex offender

Layering Encre Noire with BOSS Night for the ultimate vampire stench, I apply it to my pale skin and then to my black trenchcoat as well before going out for a long nightwalk.

>>18122658
>cool water
literally r/cologne tier. If someone under the age of 80 told me they were wearing cool water I reflexively laugh

I hope the Maison Crivelli samples I ordered will live up to the hype. Seems to be one of the houses to be rising in popularity lately

Save two, the other two get deleted from reality.

>>18122656
>>18122668
Best DNA, actually aquatic fougere, created. Being in search of similar lavender heavy, fougere aquatics, not easy to find.

>>18122680
Fuck that's hard, literally four of my favourite notes.

>>18122691
Good one too, could've better longevity and projection

>>18122376
lapidus pour homme
zino
bogart signature and one man shows (og red gold)
sung ph
jacomo de jacomo
grey flannel
lomani pour homme
quorum
lalique ph
cerruti 1881
giorgio beverly hills for men
boucheron ph and jaipur homme

>>18122587
>cool water is basic and boring
retard
it's one of the best fragrances of all time

>>18122630
you mean the aldehydic tobacco found in old tabac from 195X? no unfortuantely no

>>18122707
>cerruti 1881
My everyday juice, never get tired of it.

mowgli really got agitated after I started posting his picture again

KWAB

>>18122137
I went to a local niche shop recently and had the chance to smell pure IsoE and I think I’m nose blind to it as well.

Does this say something about me if I still love Terre d’Hermes despite being nose blind to the IsoE?

>>18122602
I have f black. It lasts 4 hours max with 5 sprays. It smells powdery, not like dipers as some people say. Yeah it does kinda smell like a millionaire guy. It's not a dark fragrance, it's not warm, it's not that special to me, and I wouldn't buy it again. That's my take man, but you should try it if you get a chance. Everybody has different taste.

>>18122717
i think people are mostly annoyed that you won’t stop posting pictures of yourself, like the coomer mutt

I'm absolutely burnt out. I've watched more than 100 videos on fragrances and I still have to buy a single one. Too many options, too much shilling, too many contrasting opinions.

I just want something fresh and clean for this summer. CHEAP and with good performance. a safe buy. please

>>18122752
yes, we all know how much you love posting yourself, no one is fooled.

>>18122754
>I've watched more than 100 videos
there's your problem

get cool water and fuggedaboutit

>>18122754
Get Club De Nuit Intense, long lasting, cheap, summer frag, smells like Aventus.

If not then get Prada L'omme or Chanel Allure Sport Extreme, stop being a cheap bitch.

do NOT listen to the faggot coomer above me

>>18122653
>>18122676
troll exposed. Knew the whole time. Kinda feel bad for falling for the bait

a shitskin who only wears women’s fragrances shall not give me any advice

Why so few male fragrances have violet notes?

how did i do gent? I also asked for
CDG black
mancera aoud lemon mint
MDCI chypre palatain
and once called white rice alongside two others i forget
1/2 screen shots

>>18122777
well you’re a homo, so the only advice you should be getting is for le male.

>>18122787
so mindbroken youre just repeating the same line

>>18122777
Kek will you guys just leave that fucker alone???

>>18122793
massive retard exposed
>>18122797
agreed, when will we learn to ignore the le male homo?

>>18122797
He’s here all day long. It is kinda impressive

>>18122801
every time I come in the thread he is taking an absolute beating so I respect his resilience

>>18122801
the homo has nothing better to do but groom people online and jerk off to the tranny porn the coomer mutt posts. feel sorry for him.

>>18122803
he’s used to having his ass pounded, that’s what being gay and wearing le male does to you

SOTD Zino Davidoff

Dirty patchouli reminiscent of powerhouses yet clean herbs and lavender reminiscent of a fougere. Lot of rose and tonka makes it a little more romantic. Sweet, clean, dirty all at the same time

>>18122823
something very poetic about how both the major attempts at a shalimar pour homme (habit rouge and zino) turned out to be more dandified and powdery than the original shalimar ever was.

I want to buy Acqua di Gio. Either EDT or EDP and want opinions. I do not care about other flankers. And to the inevitable "absolutely garbage" or whatever the third world response: kill yourself

>>18122826
total trash, roflmao. cry about it.

what are some really good boozy scents? I'm particularly looking for absinthe, gin and lime but any sort of boozy frag to look into is welcome

>>18122831
just throw some absinthe on if that's what you want

>>18122831
I'm not super into boozy scents, but I really enjoyed Baraonda.

>>18122831
Maybe you would like Guerlain Homme. Lime and rum are big notes

>>18122838
guerlain is a good house and hasn't

My SOTD is Fusion d’Issey Extreme. Spicy blue fragrance with coconut and cardamom. It is a decent dumb reach for warm weather I’m gonna be outside grilling with the gf.

>>18122838
I think the rum in Guerlain Homme is very subdued. Just a hint, not at all boozy.

>>18122826
EDT. EDP smells funky
>>18122829
You understand that by replying like that you are confirming that your are in fact a smelly third worlder? Actually never mind I just remember English isn't your forte

>>18122908
you understand that acqua di gio is dogshit and you smell like shit every time you wear it? rofl

>>18122913
You're such a sad insufferable retard

i purchased an MFK sample kit and man it sucks. Every fragrance is sweet synthetic mystery juice or soap/detergent. It's hard to pinpoint what you're even smelling. To make it even better, they sent me the 8 2ml samples in a massive box - I thought they sent me shoes. I paid more for shipping and packaging than the actual juice.

pic unrelated of course

I have a wedding this weekend and i’m looking to wear something other than the polo blue i’ve had since i was in my teens. i would prefer something cheap, and i’ve heard a couple names like stetson and encre noire, but i don’t necessarily know if those are a wedding friendly scent. it would be a bonus if this could be a scent that i could wear regularly, it doesn’t necessarily need to be a special occasion kind of scent, just anything i should consider trying. i prefer musky/old man scents, but i am open to anything

>>18122922
you smell bad, lol
>>18122926
you didn’t have to buy a whole ass sample set to find that out, you know

>>18122781
well done, next time leave any mancera's and montale's out. let us know your thoughts on harvest mouse, penguin and saint julep, i'm curious

>>18122831
Ambre Russe smells like champagne, and the drydown is great. The ambergris really shines.

There are people who have never smelled Jazz Club who see the tobacco note and assume it's supposed to smell like cigarette smoke, then go online and argue with people who aren't retarded and/or have actually smelled Jazz Club and will insist they are wrong. It's a sephora fragrance. Every town has one. Just take twenty minutes out of your week to go smell it if you want to have an opinion on it.

I got no dog in this fight, I don't particularly like Jazz Club and have neither owned or will own it, but it's all very cringe

>>18123005
he didn’t say he was going to a gay wedding

>love guerlain vetiver
>think other popular vetiver fragrances (encre noire, tdh, tf grey vetiver) all smell shitty
where do i go from here lads

>>18123064
carven and givenchy’s vetivers, of course. also try sycomore and timbuktu

obligatory davidoff cool water suggestion
eau Sauvage is a possible option
Dior Fahrenheit i feel could qualify as an "old man scent" but you have to be the judge it's a more challenging scent and probably not something I would wear to a wedding

>>18122940
I find montale and mancera to be incredibly synthetic imo but I want to give them one more chance before I throw the entire line out

>>18122801
>>18122804
Please don't confuse me with the unpleasant indian. I'm the one the indian calls coomer mutt.

>>18123015
>can't get one compliment from girls; even from a frag
>therefore gay
fucken sux all of the cox to be (you)

She's the only women worthy of attention.<br>Sotd Cool Water

>>18123090
no one asked, coomer mutt
>>18123097
who are you quoting? everyone knows dipr hommo is gay as fuck

Why do fragheads get mad when you say that H24 is a better scent than Terre D'Hermes

>>18123116
because h24 actually does something new and interesting, which is actually utterly verboten to most people, no matter how much they might posture otherwise.

>>18123117
this

>SOTD: EP Fig Infusion
i will literally bathe in this shit during the summer, simple but not cheap-smelling, i like it a lot

Indians are truly mentally ill
>>18123000
Jazz club just smells like very sweet rhum

Guys what are drakkar noir and encre noire like? Which one is better?

>>18123130
Drakkar noir smells a bit like shaving cream, it's very fresh and aromatic, typically masculine in a somewhat retro way
Encre noire smells earthy and green, it has virtually no sweetness, it's all damp woods and forest-y freshness (no idea why people say it can't be worn in the summer, it's very fresh in a cold way)

The better one is the one you like

>>18122678
>Seems to be one of the houses to be rising in popularity lately
not a good thing
>>18122754
lol

>>18123136
>popular thing bad
kys retard

>>18123137
enjoy your xerjoff and roja dove slop
you'll understand one day if you stick around for long enough

How is this general somehow both simultaneously better and worse than /wt/?

Has Bvlgari Aqva Pour Homme been discontinued? Getting hard to find and prices are skyrocketing.

>>18122375
Eau Sauvage
Pour Monsieur
Sel Marin
Guerlain Vetiver
Heritage
Fahrenheit
Habit Rouge
NYI
Mousse Illuminee
Eau des Baux

>>18122779
dumbass
you don't need more than those that exist

>>18123214
The strength of Encre Noire is it's simplicity, which the Sport version completely does away with and becomes a more generic fragrance.

>>18122823
nice
>>18122825
can't complain since they are both good
>>18122930
zino unrelated to the other posts
>>18123000
>tobacco note and assume it's supposed to smell like cigarette smoke
while I've not seen this myself, if I did I would call the other person stupid and that they don't know anything and stop the argument there
>>18123116
cuz it's not

Damn, this just arrived today. Smells classy and an alpha malesque somehow. Is it being slept on?

>>18122013
Best fragrance for twinks who want to signal to men that they're free use?

>>18122926
what's your favorite? grand soir and oud extrait are the only ones that stands out for me.

>>18123263
Habit Rouge was invented for this purpose exactly

>tfw fell for the davidoff cool water meme

>meme
what happened schizos, can't handle a good frag?

>>18123309
Wow. I can't imagine how terrible it must feel to be out of $17. I hope you're able to eat this month

>>18123263
drakkar (cat piss)
kouros (urinal cake)
cool water (nigger scent)
encre noire (smells like piss)

Is it true that eating spicy foods will improve the longevity and projection of your fragrances?

>>18123321
no and I don't know how it would
maybe through raising your body temp it might make them project more but not very noticably

>>18122101
>>18122267
I bought Encre Noire on your recs, it smells good but nobody around me can tell I'm wearing perfume after the first hour or so, what gives?
I've tried puffing anywhere from 2~8 times.

>>18122013
masculine fragrance that lets everyone know that Im THE man but also something that feels young but not too much like a boy?

>>18123347
they go noseblind to the iso e super (which happens very often with that aromachemical) also 2 sprays ain't enough

>>18123350
Mousse Illuminee
Eau Sauvage
Guerlain Vetiver

>>18123350
>THE man
>but also something that feels young
lol, no such thing
come back when you grow up boy

guys Im done. Everything I get just isnt right. What is the basic fragrance that like everyone uses?

>>18123385
Sauvage

Any other answer is wrong

>>18122013
What is the difference between spicy and woody scents?

>>18123392
Similar to the difference between spices and woods

What would you guys recommend to a 21yo, 6'2 guy that goes to the gym. Should I buy him something generic and safe or something masculine?

>>18123407
considering those are the only indicators of your personality you've provided, i think you should stick to something generic
i don't mean offense with that

>>18123407
>including height for virtually no reason at all
rofl

>>18123407
Age, height, and build don’t play a role in the fragrance you should wear so hard to give any advice

>>18123437
he's probably your boyfriend you buy him something you like
you're welcome

>>18123446
you seem confused, it’s well known that le male is the homosexual signaling perfume of choice.

>>18123437
Personality, the setting you wear it, style

And most importantly is that you enjoy the smell.

>>18123459
I was just checking to see if you were still here

>>18123407
Same question but I'm 6'3 with a 7.5 incher

>>18123471
just in case you forgot, le male is still gay :)

>>18123000
I’m curious if you’ve ever smelled jasmin et cigarette, and if so what you thought.

>>18123350
>>18123358
My thoughts exactly. If you’re concerned with alerting everyone around you you’re “THE man” via smell, you are not.

Clearly what you really want is something loud af and mass appealing, go with Sauvage Elixir.

>>18123385
Sauvage, Bleu de Chanel for those who want to try and be “fancy”.

>>18123407
>>18123473
Pretty spot on response. >>18123411

>>18123286
I still need to try Amyris and A la rose. I'd say 724 is probably my favorite, but wouldn't pay $200+. Hate BR 540, and you can smell it's DNA in aqua universalis, gentle fluidity, and Oud.; there's this sweet synthetic thing in the background that's just really unappealing. Grand Soir is ok but kind of boring - for that price I'd just get something else. I much prefer something like Amber 114 or something darker like Amber Aurea

>>18123515
Bleu de Chanel sucks ass. Don't buy it. Get YSL Y EDP instead

I already know this is like asking for the hottest temperature ice I can get, but what’s the longest lasting neroli scent you guys would recommend?

>SOTD: Neroli Mediterraneo

>>18123524
>t. shitty tiktok/yt short from shitty fragrance youtuber

>>18123524
>this woody amber bomb sucks, buy this OTHER woody amber bomb instead!

for me it is memo paris african leather

cardamom, cumin, patchouli, amber nuclear bomb its half life is 3000 years

>>18123553
I've only tried oriental leather, it was okay.

>>18122470
LF Afrozy Lansman is a straight dupe of megamare. Bought a second hand bottle thereof for 24 euros. Aqua di gio profondo I think fits the bill as well, also clones thereof, it's simar enough to the profile.

>>18123527
>t. i am okay with being a virgin at 30

What is a fragrance for a white guy that attempts to use the n-word into as many conversations as possible with no regard to audience or venue?

>>18123400
What the fuck? They kill off the entire Autist*Men lineup just to replace them with new flankers a bit later on? Fuck you, give me my Pure Havane back.

>>18122602
Versache Eau Fraiche smells like Smirnoff Ice.
Sadly, the scent lasts like a fart in wind.

>>18123615
something more reasonably priced?


Where can I find a shoe like this? Preferably not suede.

>>18122036
looks like a cheap pair of venetian loafers


What app or website do u use to talk about fashion or outfit.pls tell me i really need those stuff to make my dress taste feel better


Why do zoomer girls /gen a girls look like this?

A lot of them look like they eat cheetos loudly in clsss

They also have bad skin too unless they botox their way to clear skin

>>18122053
>that useless cunt is now worth $52M
I'm usually not the west has fallen kinda chud, but how else can you explain that?

>>18122053
Caught 2 zoomies at creating a tiktok video doing silly stuff. As soon as they see me they gave me an air-kiss and laughed at a silly way. Not gonna lie that turned me on.

>>18122059
>>18122053
Also bad hygiene too and a dirty look to them

>>18122053
>muttism
>general iq drop
there...

>>18122053
From poor upbringing due to a lack of responsible parents, no positive role models even in media and instead degenerates like Kim Kardashian and other whores. Growing up on goyslop rather than real food. Drinking too much soda and gaytorade/energy drinks instead of water. And most of all, abusing makeup since childhood. Most of these girls have been wearing makeup since they were like 8. It takes its toll by the time they are 18. All of that not only gives them shitty skin, but also makes their entire aura look like that of trailer trash and hood rats.


How do you manage to make a 2MB picture look that bad?

American are the best but you’ll pay top dollar. Japanese was 2nd best but Korean is as good if not better now.

>>18122056
would you rather have your clothes made by a japanese grandpa with autism, an obese guatemalan, a pakistani, or a chinaman?

>>18122056
Why do denimfags always do this exact pose?

>>18122056
You can expect a quality product, designed and made with attention to detail with a particular emphasis on value for money, as with most Japanese products.
>>18122605
>American are the best but you’ll pay top dollar.
You'll pay extra for "Made in America" but they're still being made by sweatshot-tier south americans, mileage will vary drastically and price-quality ratio does not scale predictably

>>18122605
I paid a bunch of money for custom made in usa New balance 574s. The box had a little paper inside telling me my shoes were made by José and there was a bunch of glue on the vamp

All my guitars are made in the Japan custom shop. They are artists

>>18122056
made in japan is the best value per dollar in clothes, once you go above the sweatshop child labor tier of the garment industry.
usa and europe have some specialties they still are the best in.
but generally made in japan is the highest quality, and with the yen being weak, the highest value by a wide margin.
it should say enough that even with MASSIVE import tariffs added onto the price by our governments, purchasing made in japan is usually a better value than made in usa and made in europe while living in usa or europe.


what are some shoes I can wear to look taller? I also have insole lifts but can only wear them with a few of my shoes comfortably.

>>18122109
Cowboy boots. Should give you a comfortable 4 inch boost with your insoles.


stan smith smokes air force 1<br>why do people still wear forces

I have these and Sambas. What should I get next?

>>18122183
Probably because people don't feel the need to go out and buy new white shoes to swap for their old white shoes. There is no significant difference between them, so you buy a new pair when you need them.


What are some articles of clothing to wear if you want to show off your gains?


as long as you're at least 6'2"<br>maybe

i'm an old laggard. i remember /fa/ talking about sambas like... i dunno 10-15 years back, or some shit?<br>then by the time i went looking for them they did not appear to exist in stores anymore.

>>18122103
I've yet to see a samba in real life.


What is the maximum size a man can be before he no longer looks good in clothes?

>>18122204
If you have to ask, you'll never reach it

Shot in the dark but can anyone ID the shirt? The fit is perfect for me.

>>18123862
its a grey t shirt retard, it's the shape hes in that makes it look good and "fit" correctly

>>18122204
Looks like some low budget daniel craig 007 ripoff

>>18123862
Daniel craig wears a lot of sunspel in 007 and this one looks like sunspel too

>>18123921
>>18123923
Why are you even here? How do you not know that shirts have different fits?

>>18122204
If your natural it's basically impossible to get too big.

>>18124426
its literally just a grey t shirt

>>18122204
I think that guy who plays Reacher is too big for clothes to look good. Especially in the second season where he was even bigger.

>>18124714
So based on what the other Anon said, the Reacher guy is possibly on steroids

>>18122204
You neednt worry about that anon, you'll never be that big naturally.

>>18124718
So I’m probably looking at this at my limit. My fear was getting too big when starting a weight lifting program

>>18124730
This outfit makes me angry and I don't know why.

>>18124771
Because it's a billionaire wearing "muh grungy workman's" clothes

>>18124771
Because he looks like a 3DPD guy trying to copy the swag of the one true chad. It's blasphemous.

>>18122204
The bigger you get the worse you look without clothing

>>18124972
nah its more of a biker / bad boy type look. literally nothing he's wearing is workwear.

>>18125094
those aren't shaped like or soled like work boots
looks more like something a biker from the 50s would wear

>>18124730
>I MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY GET TOO BIG!
you have never touched a weight in your life

>>18124716
Possibly…? Oh sweet summer child!

>>18124581
Yeah with specific measurements that the manufacture did purposely. Are you retarded?

>>18124730
isn't he a lib cuck that grew up in the suburbs? i feel like an actual biker with nothing to lose could punch him out like crazy

>>18125456
jason mamoa, the aquaman actor


I can't wait to finish my MsC so I can have an excuse to wear an ascot during the presentation.

Ascots seem underrated to me. They don't look as gay as I'd expect.

>>18122229
I'm wearing a plain black silk one under a shirt and sports coat, today. They are less restrictive feeling than ties, and can slightly warm up the neck for cooler weather.


>>18122201
hijacking this retarded thread to ask if anyone knows of anymore trans/web/anime core slop like layer22 and remilia collective store

>>18122210
pretty remilia and transcore are on the very opposite part of the spectrum


I want to design a tasteful gothic king cobra shirt

Something that looks like it’s for a heavy metal band but if you look closer it’s kingcobrajfs. I’ll take the design to one of those stores that prints them in shirts for you.

How should I go about this? Programs to use? Design ideas? Green and black obviously

>>18122259
Being a gothic bad boy has a polarizing effect on people.

Bump<br>Should have made this DIY t-shirt general

>>18122254
Go for it. Look up print-on-demand companies. There's quite a few to choose from and some have their own marketplaces. Others help you set up your own store.
That said, buy an ad spot if you want to shill those shirts here.

>>18122254
By designing you mean plastering some retarded design on a generic t-shirt ?

>>18122843
>retarded
No

But otherwise yes

>>18122254
damn styx has really let himself go after the divorce

>>18122254
>tasteful
>cobes
Kek
Just recreate the warlord dick-pic shirt

Black flame to light my green smoke. Its beautiful /fa/...

>>18122254
Check exhumed visions he sells cobra shirts


>>18122287
It's easier than ever to make your own hat.


Are there any cool looking lacing styles that are also practical?

>>18122289
You tell me https://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/la<wbr>cingmethods.htm


>Alpha males
>not a single one with long hair

Why did long hair become a symbol of masculinity?

Long hair belong on women or women identifying persons

not that you actually care because the only reason you post is to astroturf the board with gay nazi imagery, but short hair and clean shaven masculinity vs the long hair and beard masculinity is the eternal competition between order and individuality, establishment vs anti-establishment. the soldier aesthetic vs the warrior aesthetic if you will.

>>18122224
>become
Pretty sure warrior men had long hair for thousands of years

>>18122224
People crowded up in cities spread lice and must keep their hair short, same goes for anyone in a modern military.
High-status, successful men tend to go for longer styles (think Gordon Gecko, Patrick Batemen, and variants on that theme), poor low-status men tend towards very short styles.

>>18122224
the stereotypical nazi haircut came from the idea that you keep the hair short on the sides for the military and longer on the top for yourself (because wearing a helmet conceals it)

How do I start growing long hair?<br>I'm aiming for something like this

>>18122943
Btw I have a bit of a bowl cut atm

>>18122943
Have you tried not getting it cut?

>>18122948
I usually get my hair cut 2 times a year and my usual haircut is coming up
Should I just skip it? I thought the hairdresser would need to cut my hair into the right 'foundation' to grow long hair

>>18122950
Nah they will just tell you to let it grow. I did this when I let mine grow really long, walked into a barber and asked them what kind of cut I should get so it looks good when it grows out. They told me its gonna look pretty much identical when it grows long no matter what cut you start with, and that getting it cut at all will just waste your time as you have to wait for it to grow again. The barber thinned my hair so it was more manageable and didn't charge me anything. Great guy.

>>18123092
Do you need hair to be thinned?
What does that procedure involve?

>>18123096
usually the barber will soak your hair in hair thinner for half an hour or so
make sure to ask for the gentle stuff if it's your first time

>>18122950
Just let it grow, don't do anything weird, or you'll damage it. When you get your normal haircut get the ends trimmed (to remove knots/split ends). Google how to care for long hair, but you basically want to avoid putting shit in it or shampooing it too much. You don't need hair thinner unless you have really coarse hair. It'll be a bit awkward and stick out until it grows out, just be patient.

>>18122224
>alpha males

kinda sucks it's been a few replies already and no one mentioned that fascism has failed every time it has been tried

>>18123096
I'm the guy you're responding to and no you don't need any thinning or other procedures. I have extremely thick hair (and hopefully will never go bald) so be thinned it just to make it more comfortable and manageable for me. The thinning involves using a special paid of scissors that only cuts a fraction of the hairs between the blades. Just let it grow buddy there's nothing special you have to do. It will look shit for a bit but you gotta power through if you want long hair. It'll start looking good eventually.

>>18122224
hitler, he only had one ball
göring, had two but really small
himmler had something similar
and poor goebels he had no balls at all!

>>18122943
putting it in a ponytail makes it grow faster. various things you could apply to your scalp make it grow faster. if you don't like the way your hair is behaving in the growing out stage you could try experimenting with pomade

>>18123243
That's like saying every person who's ever drank water has died.

>>18123243
go back predditor, 4chan is pol. they had to fight jewSA, brits, and soviets.


oversized fashion

how do you make it look good and not like a look like child?

You don’t it’s fucking stupid. Fad that will be dead soon.

>>18122311
>not like a look like child?
be over 6'2 with a poodle haircut to make you look even taller
have a head width to shoulder ratio at or above 3:1
wear only clothes meant to be oversized, don't size up on normal sized clothes, its not the same
if you're wearing baggy fits and you're not tall you are this generation's fashion victim. short guys dressing like this are the equivalent to a 240lb guatemalan wearing skin tight stretch jeans in 2010s. just don't. you will look like a child its a chinese psyop originating from tiktok that's engineered to make you never get laid.

>>18122311
Go one size up if you want to oversize. Anything beyond that looks stupid and degenerate, as if you're a hobo who is wearing clothes you dug out of a dumpster. Don't fall for dumb trends. You'll look back a few years later and wonder WTF you were thinking, like all those people in the 90's wearing oversized suits for their wedding.
Comfycore >>> oversizedfaggotrycore
Wear clothes that are big enough to feel comfortable and roomy, but not so big that you look like a kid swimming in his dad's clothes.

>>18122528
>>18122593
Being a manlet is truly a curse

>>18123149
I'm fuckin tired of oversized jackets and trackpants, we've truly gone backwards it's not flattering at all.

>>18122318
thread should have ended here

>>18122311
know your size and proportions. kanye made this trend and he is a "manlet". avg height in jpn is 5'7 and they rock this style.

>>18123149
>Comfycore
Please go back and never come back

>>18122311
Buy clothes that are specifically labeled as "loose" or "oversized" fit, in your normal size. Don't buy regular fit clothes sized up.


i say this and look like this

CAPCHA: KYSG2


Summer Fit

Upgraded fit and migrating over to a more mature look... Winter style was pic rel. Now what do I do in the summer? Any ideas gents?

(note—It’s hot as hell and humid as a sauna where I live, at least in the summer)

Wife beater + uncomfortably short shorts + flip flops

>>18122425

You wish I was

>>18122457

I mean appropriate CC and biz cas… something posh

>>18122342
Linen suits, as it has always been for the past 40 years

Ditch the coat, swap the turtleneck with a polo, and swap the boots with loafers.

Easy.

>>18123648
>>18123721

I’ve thought about this but it’s just too obvious… there has to be something better


Should I get Chuck 70 High Tops or Low Tops? Im conflicted.

I primarily wear levi 501 jeans if that helps

>>18122338
Have you trimmed the length of the jeans? If not, go with lows, they look better imo
>>18122377
Agree

>>18122338
why 70s over the OG all stars?

>>18122429
flatter, offwhite instead of white, and smaller tips

>>18122419
They feel more restrictive when they’re laced up

>>18122338
dont get chuck 70s that's the pleb option.
shoes like pottery and converse addict are the best chucks. slp's only cost maybe 10 bucks more than chuck 70s if you buy on rakuten and avoid the retail markup.
if you're a richfag skip the visvim chucks, they're not very good.

>>18122429
the 70s are a straight upgrade from the og's for most people. its worth the price difference simply for lifespan. the tape goes higher on the chuck 70s and it fixes the common areas that all stars delaminate on.
2 big reasons to get all stars:
the looks
& for lifting weights or other activities where less/no cushion is better.

>>18123067
https://shoeslikepottery.com/en/pro<wbr>duct/
they're just nicer chucks.
you can buy them on rakuten https://www.rakuten.co.jp/ for basically the same price as chuck 70s and use their international forwarding service.
converse addict is a japan exclusive line of premium chucks that are a tier up from 70s, but more expensive. rakuten is also the place to get them.
https://converse.co.jp/pages/addict<wbr>
https://www.instagram.com/converse_<wbr>addict08/?hl=en

>>18122338
high if black
low if white (fuckable twinks only)

>>18122338
Get PF flyers instead, wider toebox, much more comfortable shoe, similar styles.

>>18124731
This, but I also don’t want zoomers to ruin another classic shoe for me

>>18124734
I understand the sentiment, but I also don't care what the kids are doing, when it comes to the canvas skater shoes, PF Flyers are the only ones I find actually comfortable to wear.

>>18124731
i really really wanted to like pf flyers but the quality is not there anymore.
shoes like pottery / moon star and similar brands (smart enough to use rakuten) and chuck 70s (too dumb to use rakuten) are still the best value chucks and converse addict are the best quality chucks @ any price unless you count rick.

>>18122338
Do you let men fuck you in the ass?

>>18122577
>>18123213
SLP are nice but if you wear them you're absolutely gonna get clocked for using this website.
>>18122338
If you're younger, highs, if you're older I've found lows are easier to dress. you can still do highs but they become more high-key.

>>18124914
they sell slp at 3 brick and mortar stores in my city
the sole is kind of loud until they get all beaten up though fair

>>18124874
I've been wearing flyers for years as my every day shoe, I find they last me about 4 to 5 years, and I'm fine with that as they're a comfortable shoe, and its hard for me to find a good shoe that fit my wide ass flat feet.

>>18125680
>and its hard for me to find a good shoe that fit my wide ass flat feet
oh that's actually good to know. i have a gorilla foot friend who's been struggling to find anything that isn't new balances.


How do I yakuzamaxx?

>>18122353
Do you have 2 pinkies? If so, change that.

>>18122396
I'm not a saar

I need more inspo

>>18122353
Grow out your hair long n slick it back

>>18122353
fly to hong kong and have one of their skilled tailors make you a suit

>>18122353
That's a faggot actor who probably licks the anuses of real yakuza. Not hating on that dude, but all actors are faggot buttlickers.

>>18122426
Real Yakuza are petty street thugs relegated to trafficking uncensored JAV and selling party drugs now. They’re scumbags that can’t even maintain the illusion of being some gentlemanly criminal organization.

>>18122432
I dress like Kiryu Kazuma
>>18122594
lol the Yakuza games sort of go into that issue

>>18122594
They need to legalize drugs desu
Tired of scumbags monopolizing drugs

>>18122594
well, they've had the gentlemanly organization part ripped out from under them by stricter enforcement and foreign competition.

>>18122418
or just go to aliexpress and get one custom made by what are probably those same hong kong tailors
you can even get custom dress shoes made on AE to

ill post a list of the most legit looking stores in a bit

>>18122648
yeh plz

i b needin custom s00tz 4 cheep

>>18122702
search for all of these on google since aliexpress search is basically unusable:

>vitoo suit store
>look dot store
>sarawan custom (most legit looking, also does shirts)
>manka official store
>htecom store
>ci'e official store (for shoes)
>scarf and shirt store (looked like the highest quality, great range of fabrics, used to have suits listed on their store but not anymore, i think the company is going through some kind of split or rebrand. there's still hope though, if you can get in touch with them on whatsapp like i did)

explain what you want through the "message seller" option, ask to see what kind of fabrics they have, save some .png pics for visual aid
buying custom online is pretty finicky, so look up plenty of youtube guides about how your suit should fit and ordering custom suits and measure your best-fitting suits and shirts to get the best fit
and of course, have some taste and restraint, don't get too picky. It's gonna be slightly better than your average OTR suit at best, you aren't gonna get anything like pad stitching or high armscyes. If you do it right you at least won't have to get it tailored after it arrives

picrel is how my last attempt went. As you can see, the fit is alright, and I was able to finangle some eccentric details like the 4 button closure and pleated patch pockets into my order, but i made the crucial mistakes of 1. mistaking the fuschia pink corduroy for the burgundy i wanted when they sent a pic of their available corduroy fabrics, and 2. getting the sleeves too long and narrow (make sure you ask for wider sleeves, or else you're gonna get the trendy skinny shit that pinches your elbows and can't fit a french cuffed shirt)
there's a non-zero chance your first suit is gonna be a learning experience more than anything, so some discretion is advised. good luck out there

>>18122418
I want to get a bit bigger and leaner before I get a fully tailored suit. I feel like the aesthetic only works if you're in good shape. Why go to Hong Kong?

>>18122775
lol

some more inspo, as well as some more advice:
>1: develop a good classic menswear vocabulary
one of the key skills you need to recreate any style is to actually know and have the words for what you're looking at. When you have the vocabulary, it becomes easy to look at any outfit and pick out its constituent elements, and know the hallmarks of a style.
for example, the guy on the left in picrel is wearing:
>shirt with a one-piece "cooper collar", probably a holdover from rockabilly fashion which is a popular subculture in japan
>"chalk-striped" suit (wider than pinstripe)
>two-tone "spectator" shoes
and the guy on the right:
>double-cuffed or "french cuffed" shirt with pinhole collar, accommodating a collar pin which holds the collar together and lifts up the tie knot
>pleated tan suit pants

gentleman's gazette is a good resource to learn such a vocabulary

also, a pinterest board is probably a better source for inspo than asking 4chan, and it makes for a good way to create a wishlist if you install the "save image as pin" web extension. its way more easy to organize than an ebay or aliexpress wishlist

>>18122806
I've used that as my profile picture sometimes
>>18122814
>I feel like the aesthetic only works if you're in good shape.
very true, good luck

another important thing to consider is the cut and style of your suit. If you want the "yakuza" look you see in movies and such you might want to avoid just the regular modern style suit since it's not quite the same.
generally, even as recent as the 2010s, Japanese suit cuts have lagged behind somewhere around the 1990s because of their very formalist culture, and that extends even into yakuza styles so you'll want to go for these aspects when going custom:
>high-waisted pleated pants with a straight fit, not tapered, ideally with a half-break
>slightly more extended, padded shoulders
>wide lapels, goldilocks zone is 3.75 inches
>low button stance on double-breasted suits
>somewhat narrow point collar shirts, not spread or cutaway, avoid anything stubby. often worn with a collar clip or bar, or custom made with a tab collar
>avoid thickly-lined ties so you can get a small knot. vintage ties on ebay are a safe bet
>3 button single breasted closure is still a thing in this era of tailoring so feel free to go for that if you want

ebay is a good place to supplement your suits with shirts, shoes, and accessories, just exclusively go for used and avoid anything not 100% cotton

plain old non-custom aliexpress can be good for jewelry, ties, belts, button suspenders, and even shoes too, but if you have money for the nice stuff it wouldn't be my first choice. get some plain gold/silver cufflinks/collar clips and button suspenders that match the color of your suit, err on the side of the conservative

guy on the left is wearing a polo shirt in place of a dress shirt

half of this shit may not even be actual yakuza stuff but the style of tailoring and vibe is the same

also don't forget, hairstyle is a big part of what makes this look. avoid anything too modern and trendy otherwise you'll just look like a zoomer k-pop boy (unless that's what you're going for)<br>don't fuck it up like picrel either

>>18122854
Silhouette reminds me of this.

>>18122382
Shiny poly shitty fucky niggy

>>18122774
Lol don't listen to the haters Doug, your fits are fun and entertaining.

>>18122638
They never were a gentlemanly organization. That’s the point. It was all a facade, an appearance propped up with clothing and cars. They simply can’t maintain the image now.

>>18122814
As long as you're not fat, people can't tell how much muscle you have under a suit. It doesn't look any better on someone who's jacked than someone who's just skinny.
If you are fat, then by all means lose weight before you get a suit. But if you're already thin, building enough muscle to need bigger clothes takes such a long time that you will have gotten enough value out of your suit by then if you get one now.

>>18122353
Is that a three piece suit? Won’t the jacket fall off?

>>18122635
Is fila seen as a luxury brand in the east? I've always seen it as the walmart brand kek

It’s just Asians dressing like Italians but with extra sleazecore when blazers are worn. Also get balloon fit pants from ASOS

>>18122594
Real yakuza moved to other countries
What's left are just generic street thugs

>>18126970
british, slavic, japanese, chinese
all thugs just wear tracksuits and athlesiure shit now

the way to do this for white people is to just get absolutely geeked up and hit up a department store.

yaks dress the way they do because they're all absolutely blasted on meth 24/7


Very few people can actually afford nice fur. There's a ton of vintage beaver etc going really cheap but anything new is going to be many thousands, especially if it's from a decent brand/well made

>>18122411
>the AIslop fur spammer is back
this board is a revolving door of deranged autists and schizos
i predict we'll have the "sporty suits" guy back in a week or so

>>18122935
couldn't put it better myself
the "all women should wear flats" guy is my favorite

>>18123851
That guy has followed me since 2021 or something. He is from Finland and probably faggot.

>>18122411
ai slop gkys
try to find real pictures at least fag

>>18124241
Is this channel for analog photos or fashion?

>>18124315
these pictures are inherently soulless crap with no artistry

>>18124649
I don't strive for perfection. The idea is to bring out new ways of using furs.


What the fuck do you call pants like thsi? With those big circle loops on them? What the fuck are they even for?

>>18122473
They're suspenders but wearing them like that became an EDM rave thing like 20 years ago
I still like it when they randomly appear in character designs far removed from their original purpose.

>>18122507
they look kinda cool on vidya/anime charecters
they usually look like shit on real people

>>18122514
If youre in a rave or edm festival it may look nice but any other context you'll just seem like a creepy weeb.

>>18122473
That's a Cartoon
Braindead tranime pedo

>>18122507
pants with fake suspender straps exist irl too, they're usually called bondage pants.

Actually just bought a pair, look up Tripp NYC. I think that's the original brand that started the trend


Are these gay?

Im replacing the yellow laces with the black if I get them, but first I need to know if they’re gay.

docs are trash and for faggots<br>buy proper boots

>>18122548
>>18122503
a thousand dollars on boots just to get no compliments, i can’t afford it

>>18122482
>>18122882
i guess if you're a big greenbay packers or an oregon ducks fan

>>18122584
Imagine buying stuff to 'get compliments' lmao how desperate for attention are you


Making a list of theme fashions

can you help me with the region they originated?
[FASHION]
gothic · gyaru {Japan} · Lolita · metalhead · punk · rocker · steampunk · Victorian {UK} ·
I am thinking modern Lolitta is Japanese even thought it's based on Euro clothing.

The rest of the unlabeled ones I assume are from the UK and I assume they developed in the England region or it was in all region of the UK? Should I put the USA in the rock and metal origin Wikipedia says rock and metal originated in both places simultaneously or something like that.

Also would be cool if you share text or images with any of the clothing names or accessory pieces normally wore with these fashion styles.

Also what other styles should I add?

I'm not helping you collect pics for you to jerk off to.

>>18122451
I don't jerk off, You misunderstood me, I was looking for pics like these.


Do your clothes talk to you sometimes?

All of them or just the ones with logos on them?

Also, do you avoid clothes with logos for this reason.


Give me one good reason I shouldn't recreate this exact look?


Was hygiene and grooming a lie all along? Why do ppl on this show get hotter as the season goes on? Even though they’re dirty and smelly and unshaven?

>>18122669
Salt water makes hair go woosh

>>18122669
They don’t. They look best after they have been voted off and get a shower


Holy shit! Thanks for showing me safety razor shaving bros!

You’re right, this is definitely better those stupid virgin “5 blades” heh. Only a modest $100 later and Ive never felt more satisfied with a shave. There really is no going back.

>>18122709
>”lookin’ ass yo”

opinion discarded

>>18122683
Shaving is for faggots unironically

kek gillette shills running psyops now? cocksucker

>>18122683
bait post but this is a skill issue. i will answer it because this board is full of zoomers who are probably just starting to learn how to shave.
don't put pressure on the razor like you would with a cheap disposable. get used to letting the weight of the razor work for itself, and use your hand to glide it across the surface of your skin. if you need a closer shave do another pass instead of pushing on the blade.
you also need to learn the pattern your facial hair grows in, and get used to shaving according to the grain. some guys facial hair changes direction a lot its not always obvious the first go.
and finally, make sure the soap you use does not irritate your skin.
it took me a few months to learn how to shave with a safety razor and a straight razor properly. its been years and years since i nicked myself or got even slight razor burn.

>>18122866
it’s not bait, it’s literally a pic i took 3 hours ago

>>18122866
>>18122873
also, these aren’t cuts, they are infected or ingrown follicles or something, i shave exactly how you say to, i also only use one fucking blade two times before disposing of it

>>18122873
>>18122878
its razor burn. its caused by shaving too aggressively or the wrong direction. it could be that your handle and blade combination is too aggressive for your skin but its more likely to be a skill issue. everyone does this for a few months until they get a feel for it. my face used to look the same now i never get any irritation.
for underneath the chin and the neck i like to retract my chin sort of like picrel to give me a smooth, untensioned surface of skin to shave instead of having to curve around underneath my chin.
for the area next to your mouth, a lot of guys' facial hair changes direction there, possibly multiple times. just take it very slowly and gently and do multiple passes instead of using pressure. let the weight of the handle do the shaving.

>for the area next to your mouth
i like to do a combination of the chin retraction motion up above and a yawn / "o face" when shaving that part of my face. i used to get irritation there too. seems to work for me.
part of getting a good shave is learning the pattern of your hair grain, and all the tricks to contorting your face to make the problem areas easier to shave.

>>18122878
it can lead to ingrowns
some baby rash cream or witch hazel can help reduce the chances of that and the redness and shit

>>18122898
>>18122892
>>18122890
>>18122878
any recommendations for a specific razor or blades? right now i have wilkinson sword

>>18122915
You can buy sample packs from some websites pretty cheap. I looked into it myself and the only conclusion you'll get from the internet is "it's a matter of taste". I have a pack of Derby right now and they do fine.

>>18122915
seconding the sample packs and try shit until something works well with your skin rec. hard to say over the internet if your skin vibes better with a sharper blade or a duller one etc.
i get a good shave from astra platinums, basic bitch recommendation i guess.
and i personally use an adjustable razor, just a cheap merkur knock off from china.
i used to get irritation every shave from the soaps until i started only using fragrance free stuff. tallow/castile soaps are even better but my skin tolerates chemical detergent soap.
promise man once you dial in the kit and technique you get the best shaves with 0 effort it takes me like a minute to shave now and i can do it blind parked in the car on road trips and camping and shit.

>>18122683
This is indeed a skill issue but i dont blame you, it takes time to figure out the right pressure & angle. Mine looked similar to that when i first started.
>>18122941
I use feather and the other brands ive tried (like merkur and derby) noticeably snag more.

>>18122786
rather look like a fag than look like i have so many shit particles building up in my asshole that theyre forming a second wiener

>>18122683
I’m sorry that you’re father was never around to teach you to not shave against the grain.

>>18122683
I fell for this meme several years ago, bought the handle and a variety pack of razors (some random russian ones have been the best so far). I did my first shave fully expecting to butcher my shit from all the anons complaining on here, and yet I didn't give myself a single cut.
it's been several years of regular shaves and I've cut myself like 3 times total. what the fuck are you people doing to yourselves?

>>18122683

Razor cuts are a pretty bold fashion statement. It says "I'm clean and care about my appearance at work, but I relax on weekends."

>>18123004
if you buy shitty blades or don't have good soap/lather it can catch more easily.

>>18122993
What is the point of double edge razors if i cant go against the grain?

>>18122986
>>18122956
Alright thanks, is the wilkinson sword shit? Is it adjustable too? I have no idea regarding these things

>>18122683
This happens to every guy with sensitive skin when they wet shave for the first time.

>>18123508
Ive “wet shaved” my whole life dude, this is from the safety razor

>>18123062
>What is the point of double edge razors if i cant go against the grain?
You can go against the grain on the second or third pass.

Don't try and remove every single hair in one pass. That's a guaranteed way to get irritation.

First pass, go with the grain
Second pass, go across the grain
Then stop and check. If it's good enough at that point, you're fine. Fir an average day's morning shave, this is fine for 99% of people. You will look clean-shaven and only someone who runs their hand along your cheeks will know otherwise.

If you want to keep going until it's perfectly smooth, only then do a third pass against the grain.

It's also helps to get experience with the actual grain of your beard. With most men, the whiskers don't just grow in one direction, especially on the neck. Learn the mapping of your beard and you'll be able to shave more effectively.

>>18123532
that is what i do. i think the cream im using or the razor blades just suck. i use wilkinson sword blades and cream

>>18123594
different skin likes different cream/blades. there's a goldilocks zone of sharpness where it doesn't irritate you but you get a close enough shave for your needs with 1-3 pass. get a sampler pack or two and find it. some blades are better on the first shave some are better on the second shave too btw.
fwiw i have extremely sensitive whiteboy skin too, proraso white was the cheapest soap that works for me.

UHHHHHH WHO CARES IF ITS INFERIOR TECHNOLOGY ITS HECKING BASED MANLY AND TRADPILLED<br>YOU WILL SPEND $100 ON MEME RAZORS FROM AN INTERNET MICROBRAND

>>18122683
Bait but even at my high drunk worst I've only cut myself twice in one shave. These things are fucking overrated as fuck tho, its 1000% more effort to get maybe a 5% cleaner shave and if you have to shave every few days like me its not worth it. I spend an hour shaving every week because of this shit but I don't know what modern razor to get.

>>18122683
>He fell for the meme
Kek just use normal razors instead of listening to 4chan stupid ideas


Oversized

Any idea where i can find this shirt? Wanna change my style a little bit. Can i wear this with skinny jeans or are baggy trousers a must?

>>18122738
yuna and charyeong MUST sit on my cock

>>18122738
do korean celebs actually all have millionaire net worths or is it overestimated

>>18124430
i'm sure actors and tv personalities are rich. kpop idols are almost universally poor, outside of a few top groups.

>>18124434
i get the feeling the actresses are probably overestimated while the actors are underestimated

>>18124438
could be true. top tier acting is way too individual anyway to make any kind of statistics desu


Sprayground

probably because of smaller frontal lobes

looks like bape mixed with supreme <br>the pricepoint is for little kids

I have pic related from Sprayground and it is really well made and low profile. It's not available for purchase anymore unfortunately. Not a fan of the Kate Moss lining though but fuck it we ball.


What colour nail polish, if any, is acceptable to wear as a man and how would you make it work

>>18122794
If you're so insecure that you're asking for permission from strangers on the Internet then you aren't going to pull off nail polish, of any colour.

>>18122794
part time goth. i wear matte black a lot bc i'm too lazy to take it off and reapply all the time. never gotten any negative comments or anyone pointing it out other than to compliment me in non underhanded ways. seems pretty socially accepted at least on the west coast.

Men usually wear black. As for me, I'm changing colors every week. Now I'm wearing matte blue nails, but I wore black, purple and dark red some days ago.

>>18122810
I wear dark brown bc I’m ginger/blonde and have brown eyes but I used to wear only black

i saw this cute guy with little flowers painted on his nails one time, it made me wanna fuck him so bad. im straight btw

>>18122794
for a respectable adult man? none

>>18122906
what about a sleazemaxxed sigma neet introvert

>>18122912
either bitten nails or stained with semen crust

>>18122810
theres nothing more cringe than when an insecure straight dude wears nail polish for the first time and he picks black. for fucks sake go for something a little more glamorous

>>18122794
none, i'd make it work by not wearing nail polish. why the fuck would i ever want to wear nail polish as a man?

>>18123583
Black is the only sensible choice for a straight dude

>>18123591
You’ve never gotten a manicure/pedicure and when they ask you if you want a colour you think “why not yolo”?

>>18123932
that's blatantly ridiculous. you are literally talking about painting your nails. black nails are played out and corny. if you want to be one of those chill straight guys that likes things meant for women, wear a brightly colored outfit and pair it with vibrant nail polish. even glitter isn't off the table. if you're gonna be a pussy bitch about it, you might as well abandon the idea of wearing nail polish entirely

>>18123933
no i have never indulged in something so pointless, shallow and feminine

>>18123583
not against other colours but black looks better, simple as

If you wear nail polish as a man, especially black nail polish I'm going to assume you are a sexual freakazoid who I should avoid at all costs.

>>18122794
None, talk about desperate soft boy. there's better makeup avenues for men if you are trying to be expressive

>>18124030
this
>>18124387
also this

basically you have to stop caring what others think, youve already lost so its clearly not for you brah. If I felt so inclined as to paint my nails id go with a dark red, shit looks nice on my gf but any dude I see wearing that stuff I think is a fag


Why do 99% of men with insane facial aesthetics have straight hair but normies always tell you "bro curly hair looks so good, I wish I had it"? is it virtue signalling like when they tell fat chicks they look great?

>>18122807
put that bullshit statistic back into your anus gay boy

Incel lookism faggots need to kill themselves en masse, I've seen schizophrenics fighting less voices in their heads


Time for a hair cut, general hairspo thread

Been growing my hair out for 3.3yrs now. It’s time to cut it off. Pic looks interesting. Ideas?

>>18122852
this looks like some gay looking rich kid

>>18122856
>>18122852
literally
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynh<wbr>ard_Sinaga

>>18122852
What products / hair routine to get hair like this?

>>18122852
You look very cute. Would kiss.

I was thinking of doing this, but I'm not sure what you call this hair?

Is it better to go to a hairstylist than a barber?<br>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jfbd<wbr>lO4aLDM

>>18122909
ugly af
>>18124148
goblin core

>>18122852
just straight up gay

get some taste fatgs

>>18122852
he looks so fucking gay it’s maddening like u want to punch him

What haircut do I get if my head is shaped like a rectangle? I'm a dyke so I prefer short hair

>>18126817
lookin good dood
gonna SMASH some craft beers and work on your woodworking project later?

>>18126842
Gotta hit up home depot first


This is I wore camping in the dessert mountains last night. I liked my fit so I’m posting it because /fa/.

Also

https://youtu.be/UqieVUsd-uo?si=Nvk<wbr>tMviwh4xovMOo

>>18122978
they don't call them the dessert mountains for nothing I see

>>18122978
>wearing jeans while /out/
ngmi...cotton kills bro

>>18122978
Brokeback Mountain vibes, especially with those chola eyebrows.


I miss 80's so much it's unreal. And I'm not into millennial fake nostalgia, I knew what eighties were like. Especially mid- to late eighties, it was my time.

>>18122900
Is it true that almost every other guy in America during that era had some variation of a mullet haircut? Was it really that popular?


Am I /fa/?


Haven won. Better made than ACR and its terrible quality, fits much better than stupid diaper pants and looks better as a design. Much cheaper too and now literally no reason to support Cucklson Hugh who is out of ideas with his press on spikes jacket lmfao. <br>Now we know why E cancelled all his retail deals with Haven. Bitch is shook

>Haven
I'll pass on paying 300% markup on my nihonese imports thank you


Anyone else fucking hate blue jeans? I don't get why they're so ubiquitous. Even worn out, beautifully aged jeans don't really do anything for me. Pic related

>>18122998
I dislike saturated blue hues, graish blue tones are fine

>>18122998
>iron heart thread gets posted
>like clockwork, a seething anti denim thread is posted in retaliation
Bro, we all know you’re a thirdworld pajeet. You don’t have to make it so obvious

>>18123082
he is a jeet
i'm being nice by not posting his pics every time he does this

>>18122998
Never owned a pair in my life (well maybe as a kid). I only wear black or ecru jeans.

>>18122998
time in usa: 5am
time in india: 5pm

clicking /fa/ and seeing a pejeet thread


“DoC ShiTteRs” Yeah, I get it, but is there anywhere to find half decent DMs?”

I mean, with an actual fucking design or SOMETHING. All of their boots are so goddamn generic and the only cool ones are always discontinued and can’t be found anywhere

>I NEED MY HECKLIN DESIGNS !
Grow up and buy real shoes

These are the only good pair of Doc's that I've owned. The style was called Greenland Black. They look a lot darker when you first oil them up, and the creases have a nice contrast. I got them around 2012 I think. They were my primary fall/winter shoe for about 8 years. The soles are starting to wear out a bit, so now I reserve them solely for walking in snow where they don't get as much wear and tear.

>>18124019
2 pairs of made in England. One pair of brown 1460's, and a pair of brown 1561/59 Oxfords. They could use a bit of cleaning and oiling since they've been sitting in my closet for a couple years. The Oxford's are alright, but my heel tends a little bit which is really annoying. The uppers on the 1460's are super broken in, but the toe box is still a little stiff and can feel a little narrow especially with thick wool socks. The leather on the Greenland black 1460's is super soft, and comfortable.

>>18124046
those boots are my favourite to be honest, aesthetically at least


How do I “flatten” my hair as someone with bushy/wavy hair?

Let me explain, I have medium length hair, and no matter what I do, my hair looks like shit, it only looks good on days where I get lucky and ill wake up and it will be flat, or when i wear a beanie and flatten it before hand. Are there any products or tips to achieve a “flat” look? that will straighten my hair and make it less poofy?

ask your stylist to thin your hair out<br>use a shit ton of gel maybe

blow dry your hair downwards with a round brush

>>18123100
you need more oil in your hair then, mark hill hair spray is decent and more conditioner as that makes your hair heavier and more flat if you use enough

>>18123135
i thought flat brushes were for straightening?

if you are willing to spend money there are treatments like keratin treatment which help flatten. id do some research on treatments first though to find one that would suit you

>>18123100
You have mutt hair, either iron your hair or get a chemical treatment like a perm or keratin or whatever

>>18123100
you should guzzle niggercum the test will make your hair thin out

Try a leave-in conditioner. Just put a fuck load of it in after you shower and your hair is still damp (not wet). I use the massive tubs from Cantu or whatever it's called. My hair is super thick and bushy and this is the only thing that flattens it without having to straighten it or wear a hat to bad. Asking a hairdresser to thin it out is helpful but not a permanent solution.

>>18123100
I got a haircut yesterday and the barber yesterday that suggested using "thinnig shears" to flatten it. I like the volume though so i didnt try it.

>>18127067
wouldn’t this just make it greasy and curly though?

>>18127179
Not really. My hair is wavy and it doesn't get any curlier than it would naturally. It feels a little greasy straight after you apply it but won't when it's dry/the next day. It'll look greasy faster than normal but that's not a problem if you shower regularly

>>18127390
do you still use shampoo amd conditioner in the shower as well? or only dry?

>>18124135
>>18124597
>>18125083

You fucking stupid whiny mutt bitch you'd rather bleat for help like a fat faggot pig over the course of a day, hoping someone would fucking spoon feed you a solution to your wavy wop hair instead of taking a whole five minutes to find the information yourself on Google.

Fuck you, I hope your hair gets even more wavy and looks like head pubes.
HELP HELP HELP you disgust me.

>>18127778
>still use shampoo amd conditioner in the shower as well?
yes


Anyone here ever get a genioplasty or chin implant? Advice/what was recovery like?

Just lose weight and do mewing instead of mutilating your face