/wt/ - watch discussion thread

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"Suggest a watch for me."
>Your budget
>Watch type, e.g. dress, diver, pilot
>Movement, e.g. automatic, hand-wound, quartz
>Desired features, e.g. water resistance, day/date, 2nd-time zone
>Preferred strap option, e.g. leather, nylon, bracelet
>Wrist size or desired watch size

Previous thread: >>18125079

>>18127466
what size wrist do i need to rock this bad boy

>>18127475
>retarded boomer can't into pattern recognition

Today I learned that you can easily change a leather strap with a dental floss thread,maybe I will return to bracelet,looks fine on leather but for some reason I think the watch looks better with bracelet even when Reddit says it is a strap monster.

Any A Lange & Sohne Zeitwerk replica website that's not a scam? I found one but all I can find about them is like 2 reviews, both saying it's a scam. It seems like with this mechanism it's just unfeasible.

>>18127538
I AM MISTER REPLIKA
I SMELL KARI PAPRIKA
FIRST COPY THIRD COPY BISNHUPUR TO JIRIBAM

>>18127538
Just get you money up, poorfag.
Or start working for a foreign intelligence agency.

>>18127472
I honestly wouldnt be surprised if some fucker actually made one of these somewhere

Should I get a Seawolf? Obviously they look based but I’ve heard the movement has gone to shit under Fossil.

>>18127466
Rec me a watch that is cheap (I mean it), small (important), minimalist but classy and not digital

what's the purpose of a sub? so you can be just like everyone else?

>>18127614
>Search “watch”
>Sort by “Lowest price”
>Buy the one you prefer

The fuck is wrong with you. Fucking lazy cunt wasting our time with your gay ass bullshit. Go buy your shit and never come back thats my REC.

>>18127618
>Waaaaah the waiting list for Subs is soooooo long
>Waaaaaah everyone and their dog has a Submariner
Pick one.

>>18127622
Pretty nice thank you
>>18127623
I won't come back because I don't care about consooming watches like a gay retard

>>18127627
also go to longislandwatch and look around, they focus on affordable watches

>>18127627
The ironing is strong with this one

>>18127620
cheap isnt a price point. To some $1k is cheap and to others $50 is expensive. Fuck off

>>18127612
>Coperod movements
lol
lmao even

>>18127652
$50 for a watch is pretty cheap by almost anyone's standard, isn't it? Even quartz mall shitters are usually around $80-100.

>>18127671
Does zodiac really use soporod?

>>18127676
$50 is a good amount of money in some places and not enough for a meal in others. You still have not said an amount. $500 was too much but $50 is cheap? Just search for a watch and buy one you like. If you want a cheap non digital watch this one is perfectly fine.

>>18127614
If they're still available, amazon had those old Seiko 5 models for like $150 or something.
37mm, automatic winding, and day-date.
They're pretty good at entry watches go.
The SNKL45 is probably my favorite.
I saw one on amazon for like $129 just now as I did a search for this post.

>bought so many other watches I could've bought the one I really wanted by now

>>18127708
well at least post them now that youve wasted your money

>>18127708
This.
Just save up and get a watch you'll actually wear.
>t. faggot with half a dozen watches that collect dust

>>18127712
>Save up
>For a kuoe
Aren't these like $500?

>>18127722
that may have been an example of a dust gatherer. Having said that price point isnt really what matters. You might like a $500 watch more than most $5k ones depending on the watch. The important thing is to not settling. Buy a watch because its one you genuinely want, and if that is one that is going to require saving up do so.

>>18127725
I agree. Problem is that the watches I really (think that I) want cost 30K. So I end up buying watches ranging from 5K to 10K instead because I wear them daily and I don't want to ruin a 30K watch.
But I guess it might be time to start saving up.
Obviously I love my watches and they aren't a compromise, it's just that I can't justify myself, like I said, to daily wear the 30K watch(es). Maybe that's a price range that's out of my league.

>>18127731
I get that, i just got the speedy and am kind of worried about the hesalite mostly. I think most watches are pretty durable. Sure theyll get scratched but it is what it is. It's like buying a supercar and just letting it sit around. I have a friend that was gifted a rolex and doesnt wear it.

>>18127736
I'm talking more about wear and tear. Scratches, swirls and stray hits.
One of my watches is very scratch resistant thankfully. The stainless steele ones are like scratch magnets.

>>18127722
The one in the pic is like $700 USD.
I'm a poorfag, so this is something I'd like to get.
Good looking sub-36mm mechanical/auto dress watches under 1k aren't as common as one would think.
For now I just wear my A1000.
With a Haveston strap, it's really quite comfy.
Bang for buck, it's hard to beat.

>>18127740
>Haveston strap
ngl this doesn't look half bad.

>>18127678
Ignore the retard, they use STP.

>>18127710
longines, breitling, chinkrient, Nz that upper right one are good.

>>18127741
it looks great. if youre a poorfag, get yhe 20 dollar one

>>18127712
I do actually wear all my watches, but I kinda miss the days of having literally one watch.

>>18127710
i have the same songmics watchbox ong

>>18127614
Check out Casio Edifice models,many watches thqt are rather minimalist and good quality. Casio also has a tank version that is pretty cheap.

Going though the catalog and I saw this motherfucker, wore it on my wrist for 8 straight years until I got bored,good watch but the integrated bracelet was no good for my wrist and I ended wearing it really loose. The funny thing is that it kept extremely good timing,around +16seconds per year.

>>18127831
>sapphire
>titanium
>multi-band 6
>solar
>20mm lugs
Personal opinion, I think this is an objectively better watch.
Casio Lineage LCW-M100TSE-1AJF
Currently $170 USD on amazon.

>>18127614
look for chink homage watches like pagani design, cadisen, etc

>>18127710
>aerospace and moonwatch
Very nice especially the aerospace. Is it 1st or 2nd gen?

>>18127860
>Is it 1st or 2nd gen?
honestly not sure, was my dead fathers.

>>18127808
surely we can all be friends, right?

>>18127809
it's one of the better looking boxes ive seen and not expensive at all. It's a good pick for sure.

>>18127808
/clt/ - cigarette lighter thread

I am extremely pleased with my GM-2100 skxmod. That is all.

>>18127878
Well that's not the right image.

Casio's 50th anniversary lineup. Thoughts?

>>18127880
You will never own a Royal Oak.

>>18127867
Funny thing is I don't even smoke anymore. One of those is the first "automatic" lighters ever made. A c. 1923 Thorens Automatic double claw. The other gem is a 18k and Laquer Dunhill Rollagas from the 1970s.

>>18127901
The sissy whoretadello escaped again?! Unbelievable.
Back to the cage with you.
The Yakuza is waiting for your cocksucking skills

>>18127799
>I do actually wear all my watches, but I kinda miss the days of having literally one watch.
Same here.

I wish I could get back down to two and have the discipline to keep it at that, like the guy with the Rolex and the ALS in the last thread. I've got too many watches I've received as gifts or that have sentimental value, though.

>>18127466
ANYONE ITT
have servicing horror stories?
When I peruse forums I am inundated by so many bad tales. And no brand or market segment is spared. I don't recall every hearing any of you bitch about things itt, then again I suppose that's because most of you are
>nowatch
but to those that actually own watches, any bad experiences when it came to servicing your shit?

>>18128003
I've had two semi-bad experiences.

Before the coof, I had a Speedmaster Pro serviced by Omega, the turnaround time was normal (six weeks) but when I got it back, it was losing a minute per day and the winding stem felt incredibly stiff. I turned right around and went back to the AD. They apologized profusely, sent the watch back out and expedited it, and gave me a free strap. Two weeks later, I had my watch back and it was perfect. I'd still rather they didn't fuck up in the first place.

During the coof, I sent a JLC to be serviced, since the winding mechanism had failed. It took five months to get my watch back. It was perfect when it came back, but getting any kind of communication from them was like pulling teeth. They couldn't even be bothered to say
"Sorry, we're short-staffed at the service center because Switzerland is locked down."

>>18127466
Here is a vintage Seiko Lordmatic from 1968 with a linen dial

>>18127502
Imo every watch that isn’t a dress watch looks better on a bracelet and even those look better on bracelets if they come with a nice beads of rice one

>>18128022
gold milanese mesh is also great for mogging other watches around you

>>18128022
I think it comes down to what the watch was designed for, in determining whether a watch looks better on a bracelet or a strap.

Rolex's design (and Tudor's, for that matter) is designed around the bracelet so they look better on the bracelet. A Blancpain Fifty Fathoms, on the other hand, was designed around a strap, so it looks worse on the bracelet.

Dress watches can look good on a bracelet if it's like one of those old-style fine, gold mesh-looking bands.

>>18127895
ugly ugly and ugly, japanese really got no taste when comes to watch design, that fucking oceanus is so shit I wouldn't put it on my wrist even if they pay me to wear it.

>>18128021
Neat little watch, the dial looks good.

>>18127895
I hate them all. What this guy said >>18128047. Also, in the american market they need to drop the word "Casio" on the oceanus watches, it just kills any sort of premium vibe that the watch is supposed to carry.

>>18128012
You'd think watch repair would be a fairly lockdown proof job. It doesn't take a ton of room to do it so in a decent size room you could probably still have 10 people working without getting closer than 8 feet to each other. People going work in separate rooms. Some people could probably even take the work home.

>>18128003
who the fuck services their watch

how come nobody ever considers the rolex datejust to be "trendy" or "popular" or whatever?

it's an icon in itself, yet nobody seems to give a shit about it

>>18128098
Because it's been around for so long and its design is basically unchanged, just gradual evolution in terms of materials and technologies.
It's like Levi's 501s or Ray-Ban Aviators.

Been loving this new watch. Feels fantastic on the wrist, and it looks great in person

>>18127612
I own a seawolf skindiver and I really love it. I find its my most accurate watch

>>18128103
ur phone made it look like ai pic

>>18128117
>>18128103
Ah. I had the older version of this for a few months. Then I fucking dropped it after fiddling with it while it was off my wrist and I was watching the news or something.
Now it's 150s per 24hrs.
I really liked it too. Fuck.

How's it going bros? I'm now in the aftermarket strap collecting phase. lel

>>18128159
After this will come the
>"The stock strap is fine phase"
It happens when you start buying more expensive watches that actually have high quality straps/bracelets.

wait, so there's two small oceanus references

T200 - steel
S100 - titanium

the steel one is T and the titanium one is S? isn't that backwards lol?

>>18127916
>One of those is the first "automatic" lighters ever made. A c. 1923 Thorens Automatic double claw.
It's a pity you don't smoke anymore, because in the smartphone age, there's something inherently cool about casually pulling out a hundred-year-old lighter

>>18128047
>>18128047
That square looks fine though

>>18127895
>>18128047
>>18128213
this recent release looks better though

Has anyone ever bought a watch from Chrono24? Any issues?

i dropped my mechanical seiko (not wound) about 3-5 inches when taking it out of its case on my desk, it was crystal down

how fucked am i? was that a full overhaul mistake?

>>18128264
>inches
You-re good
>feet
RIP

>>18128228
>Has anyone ever bought a watch from Chrono24? Any issues?
Yeah. The only real issues are customs when dealing with international buyers because it's entirely your problem to deal with, compared to eBay which takes care of all that for you.

>>18128308
So if you're a seller you have to deal with the paperwork but buyers don't?

>>18128264
probably doesn't matter, if it starts being off minutes a day then you'll know

>>18128264
>>18128275
>>18128150
It's funny. I've dropped two seiko 5's from a seated position to the floor and they've become wildly innacurate and the amplitude and beat error's all fucked.
Did the same to a slew of vostoks, sometimes from even higherm, and nothing happened. +20s/day, same as usual lol.

>>18127901
she has very nice hands. can you post her feet?

>>18128333
it's still upsetting since i got it to be within 3s a day and now it slips out of my hands from the case to my desk

i'm sure it wont be anywhere near that accurate now
>>18128281
yeah, but that still doesn't seem ideal either way. i feel like i broke my 60 year old watch somehow even though i just wound it and it's accurate, but i gotta get the timeographer or something on it again to ease my concerns

>>18128358
You might be surprised, it could very well be just as accurate as it was before.

>>18128264
>>18128358
do you know the story of the gshock? the initial inventor of it, his dad handed him down his old mechanical watch. one day he dropped it on his way to work and it instantly broke. he was driven to make a watch that would survive such falls (and was ultimately inspired by watching a kid play with a plastic bouncy ball at a park)

>>18128419
unironically a resin casio is the final end game watch

Are Germany and Japan the only countries with a vibrant watchmaking scene? Anything Switzerland makes is fan service

>>18128423
>>18128419
Yeah, Ibe Kikuo is adamant that the digital watch is simply the correct kind of watch for the modern era. It's about many different properties, not just durability.

He said in an interview that his mission in life is to replace the mechanical watch. For this reason, he doesn't let himself own a mechanical watch, even though he likes some of them.

>>18128443
People who like mechanical watches like them specifically because they are mechanical.

>request slate fluted/jubilee dj41
>wait 6 mos
>get offered pic related
>AD shocked I don’t want it
why is this process so retarded?

>>18128443
>his mission in life is to replace the mechanical watch
If Seiko couldn't finish off the Swiss 50 years ago I doubt he will
Problem is that people aren't rational and will keep buying mechanical because marketing has gaslit people into thinking that mechanical = soul

Got the seiko back from service. All cleaned up and working great again. Can't wait to wear it again. I've been wearing this casio a lot since getting it. It's a fantastic watch, been sleeping with it on as well and using it at work. Very useful for my job. Both great watches

>>18128509
Orient Neo Classic Sport RA-AA0E05B

>>18128481
I know it can be entirely a case by case scenario, but I am put off about the whole process. I was thinking of either an OP with green/fluted/36mm or a 16610LV. But am put off by the entire process.

What color were you shooting for?

>>18128522
really wanted the rhodium, but I understand they’ve discontinued that in favor of slate which I also like the best of the available configurations.

>>18128481
I've been waiting almost a year for a call back on a request for a 36mm explorer or literally any configuration of 36mm datejust. I wouldn't think that's too much to ask, and they keep insisting all the highest demand models are the larger 40mm and 41mm case models, but here I am still waiting. I'm hoping they don't finally call just to try to offload some random bullshit I didn't ask for on me and make me scream fuck off at them.

>>18128513
>servicing a S*iko
lol
lmao even

>>18128466
>>18128503
Agreed. In 30 years, lots of people will still buy and wear mechanical watches. Ibe's probably right about the design tradeoffs, but there are millions of watch buyers who aren't practicalitymaxxing now and still won't in 30 years.

>>18128544
yeah, I don't think I could bring myself to service a seiko. I'd just throw it in the trash probably. I have an orange monster from 2010 that's still working fine

>>18128443
Sorry digital and quartz cucks, but the ancestors of us mechanicals smile on us, cam you say the same?

NATO strap on a green Seiko looks way too LARP right?
Had people compliment the original strap the most but the tail and clasp always shake loose.
Don't think I'll ever buy into bezel misalingment cope as much as I love this watch.

>>18127502
Love the way this looks, seems incredibly wearable.

Are tanks gay?

new watch, whaddya think?<br>mechanical, automatic support stand on the back, size of a normal wristwatch

>>18128481
>>18128522
>>18128537
Rolex cucks stay losing. Maybe if you let the AD fuck your wife they'll let you buy the watch you want! At sticker value of course.

Jesus fucking Christ, is this gay ass Sunday?

chatgpt is it true hamilton is no longer american?

>>18128544
>>18128564
It's from 1966. Not throwing it out. I very much like it and would like to keep it ticking.

What's a good solution to be able to adjust the microadjust on my clasp on the fly. Is there anything good i can keep in my wallet or on keychains? I dont get why every watch doesnt have quick adjust, especially ones that are thousands of dollars.

Any Mexicans here or people who’ve been to Mexico City?

How retarded is it to wear a watch there (anything more expensive than an F-91) ? And luxury watches are totally out of the question right?

Anyone have that femanon tier list saved? The one with PP and rolex listed at the top as keeper material. Been looking for it for a while.

>>18128544
i paid $450 for a full overhaul on my king seiko i bought on yahoo auctions for $150

is it just over?

>>18128665
so she didn't fuck a surfer dude wearing a gshock?

>>18128665
so, how does this work if you own watches in a variety of tiers?

>>18128702
she judges you based on whatever you're wearing at the time

>>18128717
so what you wear the rolex for a while and then break out the omega and suddenly your no longer husband material?

>>18128725
yeah, just like if you're charming and go on a few days, you're winning, but mention your anime body pillow and she dumps you.

>>18128728
>but mention your anime body pillow and she dumps you
sounds like youre lacking in either charm or looks, or both.

>>18128665
For as good with color as women allegedly are, you'd think they'd know not to put white text on a light colored background.

Unless this wasn't made by a woman???

>>18128742
>white text on a light colored background.
>not the black text on dark grey tag heuer
If she's a femanon shes also not a normal woman, probably not made by her in the first place anyways

>>18128742
It was very obviously made by a troon

>>18128600
turtle bro, maybe choose black, navy, khaki nylon color strap (striped or plain) if you prefer muted colors. certain bright colors may also work, or a combi of both.
at first I wasn't a fan of nylon straps but when I tried one I started liking them for the color variety they provide.
>>18128622
>>18128564
I also had my turtle serviced for the first time after decades of abuse since it would stop minutes after I remove it from my wrist. the watch repairer was amazed on how dirty the mov't was, no oil but still works. it was just a small watch repair shop the Seiko service center pointed to me since they don’t cater to old watches, so the cost was very reasonable.

>>18128749
girls dont even notice a watch unless it clashes with what youre wearing.

>>18128751
then why do people spend $6000+ on something less accurate than a gshock?

>>18128756
i know its a strange concept but there are in fact guys out there that buy and do things just because they enjoy them, not specifically because women like them. In fact the type of guy to do that (and genuinely not give a shit about the opinions of others) are often the most attractive to women.

>>18128758
oh so there are guys who enjoy wasting money because the less capable objects don't confer any social status?

>>18128768
We enjoy buying things that we like. Also people with money would typically know any luxury brand of watch. It's only poors and blacks that just recognize a rolex. Money is just a means to make exchanging goods easier. A car guy building a drift car or some crazy supped up shitbox isnt wasting money if he enjoys it and its not negatively impacting his welfare.

>>18128771
yes and women buy makeup 'for themselves' lol

>>18128751
I'd expect some to notice even if it doesn't clash with your clothing. They might wonder if it's expensive. Most people are bad at judging that, though: they'll look for flashiness, a well-known brand, and maybe a sweep second hand.

>>18128773
might come as a shock but men arent the same as women. Women buy makeup more because of other women than for men id bet. Sure some guys do buy things just for women but i wouldnt say thats the standard.

>>18128775
>and maybe a sweep
definitely not. Most people would not notice the difference between second hands unless you point it out when they are looking closey. They definitely wont notice just from you wearing it. Flashiness i would maybe agree with but a lot of expensive watches arent really flashy. Most women are shocked when you tell them the price of an omega or even longines or nomos.

>>18128776
A lot of normies have heard they should check for a sweep second hand to avoid fake Rolexes when they're traveling, or to assess a date or potential business partner. Of course that only protects you from the shittiest fakes.

It seems that normie understanding is so poor, replicas are so good, and lab-grown diamonds have become so cheap, that faking it works very well at the moment.

>>18128784
Rolex is obviously the number one recognized nice watch by average people but i bet way more people would recognize the name omega over patek philippe. Probably breitling too

>>18128795
how much do you like this? Have a friend that wants one someday

>>18128795
Where'd you get them by the way? Or are they hand made?

>>18128796
It's easily my favorite watch. It looks absolutely insane in the sun

>>18128797
https://kommandostore.com/products/<wbr>mini-gondola-plush?_pos=1&_sid=4f71<wbr>6cf6d&_ss=r&variant=39451626537002
Funnily enough it's a /k/ owned store

>>18128799
>It looks absolutely insane in the sun
I hadnt thought about this. Looked nice in the boutique but if its even better in the sun i can imagine why its your favorite. He wanted the green more i think, id go with the blue for sure.

>>18128800
I almost went with the green but I'm extremely happy I went with the blue. The blue ocean with the planet is too perfect

>>18128423
SKMEI might be stealing the thunder for the end game watch

>>18128808
Never mind I looked it up. €8800

Hello, how are you doing anon? Here's my P66 Shade. I bought it because I like the design of the dial a lot. I appreciate the tritium gas tubes and their constant subtle glow inside it. It's a shame that it uses a cheap Ronda quartz movement instead of an ETA one.
I'm planning to acquire a Seiko SRPG37 J model next (for the "Made in Japan" stamp) since it's the only field watch with the dial (day/date is really nice) and features that I like the most. It has an exhibition caseback so I can have a look at the movement inside and it has handwinding as well (handwinding feels nice and sounds nice). The domed hardlex crystal also makes it look really beautiful and I like its pencil hour/minute hands.
I am also looking at the Marathon JDD for its tritium gas tubes and its Sellita movement which has day date and supports instant day/date change (a very nice feature imo). What do you think anon?

I'm trying to decide between Snx427, Srpj85, and Snk809. Which design looks the best? Any advice? Thanks!

>>18128817
AHEM
Please continue to support Japan for it's the last remaining first world country worth a fuck.
Thank you sir.
I would advice you to save up for an Alpinist and call it a day. I know it's 2.5 times the price but you wouldn't want any other watch after it.
What's your budget?

Japanese watches are for broke retards who can't afford Swiss.

>>18128509
as the other anon already posted the model no., the watch design is based on an old Orient King Diver model.
>>18128167
buying an expensive watch is very tempting but I have a habit of banging my wrist watches on door jambs, concrete walls, metal railings, wooden furniture.

>>18128503
no one buys mech except boomers and watch snobs like that bald fart who did a video with teddy and if it wasn't for seiko i wouldn't have a mech either

>>18128460
generic hands don't match the rest of the watch

>>18128876
Zoomers are being brainwashed by social media into financing luxury watches

>>18128898
Anon,>>18128820 clearly wants a field watch

Almost forgot how much I like this watch.

New watch, might seem kinda plain but I really enjoy the simplicity, and I’ve lost two watches due to springbar/clasp failure when Diving/sailing so this fxd should be the absolute sweetspot.

Might start blogposting like whoretadello.

What Are your thoughts on the fxd anons?

>>18128981
Cool, i like the blocky indices and the overall clean and simple look.

>>18128981
>What Are your thoughts on the fxd anons?
I like it. The Snowflake hands are supposed to go with a Snowflake dial.
I very much appreciate the form-follows-function design of it and I wish more watchmakers would follow suit.

It's very casual so I think it would pair nicely with a dressy-leaning daily wearer like a Datejust.

>Might start blogposting like whoretadello.
Your first post is talking about watches and not unrelated bullshit so you're already off to a bad start.

>>18128943
Is that a perpetual calendar?

I got a dive watch because I thought I'd like using the timing bezel to time stuff, and I do think it's useful but when I turn the bezel I always accidentally pull my arm hair and it annoys me.

>>18127466
whats the holy grail tier list?
why is it not in the general post

>>18128981
>What Are your thoughts on the fxd anons?
I’m still laughing at the people who bought the silver model, and I bet Tudor is laughing as well

>>18129111
This list made me realise that I want to save up for a VC and skip the Zenith.

>>18129053
You want anons to get triggered by an Islander this early in the morning?

>>18129142
Looks like a tag heuer logo on it

>>18129160
Doesn't look like a Seiko to me. Something cheap, with the strap 'integrated' into the case, probably some no name american brand.

>anon wake up
>you slipped and hit your head, are you okay?
>Gerald Genta? Integrated bracelets? What? Never heard of such a thing. Sounds like a bad dream.

>>18129120
Are you liking it? I still like mine for work but I got a daydate diver I'm alternating to sometimes to let it rest. Keeps almost perfect time.

>>18129207
I wear it all the time I usually set it once a week, sometimes a couple times if I feel like it, It's always within a minute accurate. I'm also rough on it and it looks good as new after having it a couple months.

>>18129121
>an image meme posted on /wt/ made me change my mind
ngmi

got one of the now old seiko5 <br>lovely little thing, the only issue with the shitty bracelet is the end link is curved and can scratch the lugs. im surprised they made it into production like that.

>>18129246
my Orient's stock bracelet clasp scratches the polished caseback so I had to replace it with aftermarket straps.

>>18128784
In fairness, there's a lot of nuanced bullshit to know about watches. You can't just take a crash course in watches and be able to meaningfully distinguish quality in watches in a week.

>>18129270
I don't understand how these people can get so much free shit and I don't even have money to live.

Sub on a rub today boys, what do you think?

>>18129305
Nice, but doesn't a brightly-colored watch look kind of odd unless another color in your outfit matches it?
>that scar
This guy has been through some shit.

>>18129306
Nah, does look a bit fake in that photo though.

>>18129314
I was doing some gardening, just wearing my gay shorts and Pit Vipers, so it blended quite well. Also the scar is from me breaking down a clothes horse, not very manly at all.

>>18129213
i like the last one, the other two looks very tacky. pirel is my first and last oceanus.

I didnt like the oyster bracelet that was an option for the early BB36 when I got mine, but I really like the look of the new Jubilee on the current ones

Are there any grey market parts sites I could buy the bracelet? or even just the clasp so I could get the 3rd party jubilee from uncle straps?

>>18129318
>I was doing some gardening, just wearing my gay shorts and Pit Vipers
You may have wanted this to sound bad, but certain other posters slap on their cool watch to eat sushi or hang out with prostitutes, so this seems awesome in comparison

>>18129142
would you marry a woman that froze her dead husband's swatches

>>18129213
last one is really nice
>>18129320
this one's really cool too

It’s neat, definitely a bit too large but it’s neat

>>18128460

Based. The rail master is underrated. I'd seriously consider it, if it had a date function.

>>18129305
Looks better than on a bracelet, the taper on it makes it look weak and feminine, this looks butch and manly.

>>18129419
>I'd seriously consider it, if it had a date function.
Wouldn't it just be an Aqua Terra then?

>>18129440
LAST NIGHT I FIFTY FATHOMS GLADIATOR YOUR SISTER

>>18129375
Dude it's not even funny, it's pretty lame even if the watch is cheap or not.

Ninety percent of that pic represent only the watch. It really looks like wall clock on you.

>>18129305
the fuck is that? did you get an abortion?

>>18127916
>Dunhill Rollagas
Absolutely based. I've quit smoking but I still occasionally look at old st dupont lighters on auction sites

>>18129048
Damn you have that long of hair?

>cost more than the TT version
Why? I will never get this shit. Still the red letters just makes it aesthetic as fuck...

>>18128221
Someone posted a fake version of this on ebay and it got removed after I reported it. I hate working for free, pay me Casio!

>>18129925
the brand ruins the rest of the watch. Hard to take something with seiko in the name seriously

>>18127466
use a real pic for op next time

>>18129958
found the grand basedko wearing loser

for my first watch to break the $1,000 barrier, i've decided to get a 1990s Datejust

how much will i regret this purchase?

>>18129983
What did you have to do to the AD to get that?

>>18129985
You can dab on watches costing 10 times as much because yours says Rolex on the dial.

I'm going on a date that's way out of my league. We will meet in 20 mins.
Most likely she's only coming for the free food but I'll take that.
Good thing I have my 2nd favourite watch on, that gives me a confidence boost.

>>18129575
Looks like Tag Heuer Link.
Either WJF2111 or WBC2111

Just give it to me straight lads, all memes aside, scale of 1-10, how big of a cope is a Tudor? Just a basic Black Bay, nothing more.

>>18130080
The tudor logo is a laughing face. It's laughing at your copewatch

>>18130097
probably the same nigger again

>>18129270
Rolex steal squad. You better get in AD line goy

>>18129983
best watch unironically. can wear it even with suits.

even a seiko5 (not sport) is better than a week dater

>>18129320
that's beautiful, what model year is this?

>>18130215
>>18130206
not even a lol, stop thinking about such watches, god damn

>>18130234
I'm afraid literally everything
maybe try to explain what makes it appealing to you, so we could tell you why you're wrong

>>18130234
it costs like $250 dumb retard

>>18130287
Bro how many complications do you have?

>>18130315
More complications means more better, right? Like, literally, figuratively, objectively, measurably, in reality?

>>18130315
I am a very complicated man
>>18130334
ot sure what the point of this post was but gun to my head I would defiantly not trade my datora for a calatrava if you were trying to say that is "better"

>>18130243
if i can afford it you can, can't be that broke

What can I get that's like a nicer version of this? I want something that is readable and basically this design but isn't $15

>>18130240
I like the Orient watches more but they're way over the MSRP in my country. I don't even know where to find Vostok. The watch I mentioned looks cool to me but most importantly they're accessible. If it looks that bad to you guys I'd go for a Casio Duro and swap the strap with a stainless one.

>>18130355
q n q have nice analogs with big ass digits
old geezers like em cos bad vision

>>18130341
The point is a lot of people legitimately think you have to have a bunch of widgets in your watch to have a good watch when not only is that simply not true but if anything it can make it more of a pain in the ass to wear the watch if you aren't going to wear it every day and you have to set it every time it comes up in your rotation. Also they're way more expensive to service.

>>18128503
No, what faggits can't admit is they buy expensive watches to show they can.

>>18130390
This. People have similar attitudes about who made the movements: they prize in-house movements and consider third-party movements inferior. But there are real advantages to third-party movements: they're well-tested, well-understood, and straightforward to service.

People aren't wrong to feel this way. It really is impressive when a movement was designed in-house and has lots of complications. But you might reconsider your tradeoffs when you discover it's a big expensive hassle to service your watches.

Thoughts on Formex? Im looking for a more robust styled dive watch with a white dial and a rubber strap and this one seems like a perfect fit.

>COPE COPE COOOOOPE

I already have a submariner, this one fills a different niche

>>18130357
that festina is very gaudy and has a cheap movement inside, but if you like the dial layout or the overall design of that particular watch, it's not great, since for under 200$, for a chrono, you'll only get seiko mechaquartz movements at best, not that they're bad per se
the design itself is only replicated on other cheapshit watches like invicta
honestly, at that price point, go for aliexpress brands like addiesdive/steeldive, pagani design, san martin(more expensive)
pagani design has a lot of speedmaster """homages""" for really cheap, with those seiko movements, they will at least look somewhat decent from a far, unlike the festina
pic related was bought for ~35€ on a metal strap

>>18130357
also casio duro is not a bad watch, but it's really outdated by now price wise, you can get all around better chinkshit for less

>>18130415
one anon had one
the moving case seems interesing, should be a very comfortable watch

>>18130415
I saw their products in person at a watch fair and they seem pretty well made, also the owner seems pretty cool and a legit watch autist

>>18128443
I just like the sweeping seconds hand and the window in the back that shows all the cool shit inside. Simple as.

>>18130390
I get that but I don't care what other people think all too much when it comes my watches if they hate them or love them because I bought the for me and I like them all but you have a legit point on the servicing though which is why I get the breitling 8 year warranty for movement

>>18128725
>women
>consistency
Have you interacted with them at all?

>>18130452
get one of the chicken watches

Best diver under €1000? No dumb drops, something I can buy right now.

>>18130515
https://seikousa.com/collections/pr<wbr>ospex/products/sne573

Or

https://www.citizenwatch.com/us/en/<wbr>product/NB6021-17E.html?cgid=promas<wbr>ter-sea

>>18130515
midsized quartz bond seamaster

>>18130423
I thought these chinese watches would be cheaper but they actually look good, what do you think of this one? Wish they didn't put the name under the logo like in yours, though. What do you think of this one? It's the PD-1651

>>18130596
Wouldn't be caught DEAD in a pagani design, you should just proudly wear a casio. Homages are such a sad cope, defended only by others who wear them. Similar to a nigger wearing a 10k plated gold chain.. you're not fooling anyone and the only people who 'like it' are other niggers

>>18130596
The whole point of the yachtmaster is that everything about it looks garishly expensive. A hommage of it will never capture that, while it can absolutely work for steel sports watches, divers, pilots etc.

>>18128756
bro are you daft? Men buy watches to impress other men. Women like watches if they are shiny. If you take a seamaster and an a sub and ask the girl which cost more she'll say the seamaster because it has more details than the sub. Have you never met women?

>>18130354
>if i can afford it you can, can't be that broke
lollllllllllllll tard thinks that's a lot??????????

>>18130610
>>18130602
idk it was a replica i'll just get the orient bambino ig

should I get a heslon sharkdiver, the brass one.

>>18130617
you're autistic if you think I think that's a lot, idk how you'd interpret that to be boasting

>>18130483
I think I've seen this before here.
Ref?

>>18130515
citizen eco drive

>>18130610
even steel chinkshit is chinkshit

>>18130515
https://www.jomashop.com/citizen-pr<wbr>omaster-diver-automatic-black-dial-<wbr>mens-watch-ny0120-01e.html
200 freedom dollars for an iso certified Diver

>>18130415
I have a reef I like it a lot the bezel is easy to change. The clasp on the rubber strap is nice but I found the strap itself got dirty fast so I switched to the bracelet


Anonymous

Where do I get this loose 90s type suit now when all the vintage sites and thrift stores are throroughly scrubbed

KHHV autist

>>18127588
Save some money and get it tailored. Am saving for a black suit.

Anonymous

>>18127597
ebay has nothing. I type in 1990s vintage suit and get like zero hits that are actual suits

>>18127599
https://www.ebay.ca/sch/i.html?_fro<wbr>m=R40&_trksid=p2334524.m570.l1313&_<wbr>nkw=vintage+armani+suit&_sacat=0&_o<wbr>dkw=vintage+90s+suit&_osacat=0

?

try poshmark too

>>18127588
Why do low tier men lack basic research skills ?

Thrift stores. Lotta old dead guy suits in there

>>18127588
why do you want to look like a chicago banker?

Get a I’ll fiittig oversized suit and get it tailored, tailoring will probably cost more than suit. Trial and error.

>>18127610
Being raised by women, they usually expect things to be handed to them. It's sad.

>>18127588
you'll look like a clown, you aren't val kilmer

>>18127608
based heat enjoyer

>>18127588
IDK but you should know kommandostore sells a repro of the chest rig from heat
I might get one

The baggy suit trend was promoted by Italian brands: Armani, Versace, etc. That said you NEED to have a suit that fits snug around the armholes and collar or you will look like a slubbish fag. Don't skimp on quality either. If you order something online, even if it fits your measurements and you take it to a tailor, if the armholes and collar don't fit perfect then there won't be much that can be fixed.

I'd find a vintage store that specializes in menswear/formalwear, and spend couple hundred bucks on something quality that you take to a tailor and spend more on to get adjusted. If you skimp, you're going to look like a fag. If you invest, you'll look like a million bucks, and grey/charcoal/navy are versatile colours that you can wear to weddings, funerals, fancy restaurants, etc. Every man needs a suit and with a quality tailored suit that you own, you will mog any normie that rents a suit for an event. btw any suit worth its money will have extra fabric in the lining that the tailor can take out, so if you gain or lose weight, you can keep wearing it.


>>18127675
Everyone was much more content when they used to smoke. Looked better also

this era of fashion is underrated<br>mod style thread?


Is my watch /fa/?


The Fashion of Kings

I wear only Underarmor sweatsuits. I wear them everywhere. On dates. To weddings. To funerals. To job interviews. They are all I wear. They are Peak Comfort and Peak Flexibility. Underarmor is the /fa/shion of Kings. Thoughts?

I wear them in the following colors:
>Black
>Blue
>Grey
>Midnight

They are all the same style.

>>18127579
>Polyester trash
Finna pass on that boi

>>18127594
>Made in china
Finna pass on that fake cotton shit boi

>>18127603
Yeah, I am sure your Malaysian sweatshop clothing is far superior to my HAN BVLL made finery.

its over
/fa/ has Falken
billions must die


Twink style

Looking for the image of a twink in a tucked in sleeveless sweater that was on here a few days ago. Or similar images if you've got any.


>>18127711
I dunno, The grillz guy around here is really expensive, he did a Grill for this rapper NBA Youngboy and because of that he charges like 1600 a tooth for diamonds.


>>18127699
non clip ons
that buck looks like he's just WAITING to be broken

effay as fuck with actual reproduction jeans that have the suspender buttons<br>if you have a normal pair that is sufficiently high rise you can add your own, or have a tailor add them for you, or if the tailors around you won't mess with rivets and denim luggage repair places often will. bring your own riveted buttons if you don't want to be at the mercy of whatever they have on hand.

Couldn't think of anything more Reddit than selvedge jeans and suspenders, and I'm wearing Japanese denim right now. Ghastly combination.

>>18127724
that's a lot of running around when you can just hammer on a couple bachelor buttons

>>18127763
true last time i had to do it was on thicker denim those should do the job for most stuff i bet.

>>18127699
Suspenders are only okay if you're fat. Not because it looks good, because nothing looks good if you're fat, but by necessity as a health aid for the disabled. Suspenders allow fats to wear pants and not feel constricted by them.

If however you're not a fatty, wearing suspenders with your regular trousers gives a feeling like your pants are floating. If hidden under a shirt or a jacket you may wish to do this for this comfort.
It looks retarded otherwise.

>>18127699
I got some cotton that needs picking boy


Is there any way I can maintain eye puffiness throughout the day? They look a lot better and more symmetrical

And why do you want to look like a Chinaman?


Which sneakers to buy?

AF1
Nike Blazer
Panda Dunk lows
Classic All Stars
White All Stars
Off-white 70's All Stars
Stan Smith's
Panda Dunk lows
Vans Old School lows
Vans Old School highs

These are my favorite sneakers. I'm not about to spend $1000 to buy them all. Which of these do you guy recommend?

I've been into Vans these last several years because canvas and suede doesn't crease and look like shit after months or even years of wear, compared to leather or "leather" Nike's.

>>18127750
Forces, Blazers and white allstars are the most versatile of the ones you listed, and what I'd recommend

>>18127781
I love the design of AF1s and Blazers, but I just can't get over the plastic coated leather the looks like shit after a few months.

>>18127750
I like af1s a lot of these other ones sound like nigga shit

>>18127750
White all star highs
Good white sneaker that offers a surprising amount of color matching opportunities with the dark red and blue stripe. A classic sneaker with a recognizable silhouette. Affordable. Works better if you're fit.
Black old school lows.
Best contrast on the vans line with black and white. Good for all black and black and white fits. A classic sneaker with a recognizable silhouette. Affordable. Works better if you're somewhat skater or punk.


>just shave it bro
I shouldn't have listened to you.

>>18127751
You looked like a pedo before and now a fag, but you were probably both all along

you look better retard what are you talking about?

>>18127751
Right looks so much better. But shave the face, too.

>>18127751
you were unsalvageable anyway with those glasses

>>18127751
Shave your dumb soibeard as well and get in shape. You look like shit without hair because you're fat. Simply being thin and having some muscle tone makes anyone look infinitely better regardless of whether you look like a model or not.

>>18127751
balding with long hair in the back looks cool
grow it out again

>>18127751
>I shouldn't have listened to you.

Looks way better, now clean up the beard and stache and please, for the love of god, incinerate that fucking t-shirt

It can work, but literally every other aspect about you needs to be S-tier. You can' be bald AND overweight, poor or badly dressed.

>>18127751
>>18127756
Fpbp

You have good facial traits, just hit the gym now.

>>18127751
Looks far better shaved. Pic on the left looks like a total fucking slob.

>>18127751
left looked so based and OSHO-pilled

>>18127751
This must be a troll. You look like a normal member of society, the fuck you on about. Put on a nicer shirt and you're aight.

>>18127751
Buzz everything except the stash to a 1 guard

>>18127751
You look much better now, still shiton of work to do.
Lose a good 30lbs, trim you're beard to a 3.5mm and leave the chine at 4.5mm, get sharper non thick rim glasses so you don't look like you just got out of a feminist rally, get a slight tan so you look like you spend time outside, and finally some actual fashion instead of getting dressed like a teenage girl.

>>18128486
That's just a wholesome hecking valid 24yo redditor

>>18127751
>left
ulgy but with personality
>right
ugly and soulless

>>18127756
with long hair would even look better, barbarian aesthetic

>>18128765
The problem with long hair and hitting gym is that your shoulders are being covered by hair which just hides your muscles. I had a very long hair so I know, althougheverbeit if you keep it mid length it should be fine. Still, haircut = you look bigger

>>18127756

This. Baldness isn't your problem. Looking half-way like a scrawny middle/high-school kid is. Hit the gym and gain some definition with "starting strength".

The beard and hair won't stop you from looking like a dorky fag until you do.

>>18127751
Bro gro it back and hit the gym, take the Lynch pill.

>>18127751
he looks way better shaved though

>>18127824
this man has no fear of whiplash


How are there people that manage to be confident without insane social status

The homosexuals here think you have to be an old money hapsburg jaw looking elite to be confident
When I've seen regular guys [albeit decent looking] have insane charisma without being tryhard
Can anyone explain

>>18127870
Wait wrong board
Meant to post this on adv


is it okay to wear white undershirt tshirts in public?

If you're lean/fit.<br>I think i look good in them. just a white shirt, jeans, boots. but i think ill be judged if i go to work like that.

>>18127839
what makes it an undershirt rather than a tshirt?

>>18127872
T-shirts were originally undershirts until the 60s

>>18127872
>what makes it an undershirt rather than a tshirt?
Autism

>>18127839
It only works if you are steroid-jacked, because the white makes for high-contrast shadows that reveal your entire physique. It's the male equivalent of a woman wearing revealing clothes. Completely tacky, but if you have the body to pull it off and mog others, who can stop you?

>>18127872
If the sleeves are short (like mid biceps) and it's form fitting. If you want to wear a white t-shirt and not have it look like an undershirt, then wear one made of thicker fabric, slightly loose fitting, and the sleeves should go down almost to the elbow level.

If you have a nice body it’s fine but you want them to be a bit thicker so you can’t see your nipples.

>>18127862
>fpbp
If you're not some retarded american with zero class, wear a real fucking shirt


Thoughts on Timberland shoes? I used to have great hiking shoes from them but it was a long time ago.

quality sucks
but they're cheap enough to it doesn't matter
also nigga one of the few active things about this shit board is the never ending boot generals. why didn't you ask there

>>18127925
The hiking boots are chil. I’ve never realized how fucked up their logo is. That tree design is insanely messy. Who signed off on that?

>>18127925
Their boots are mid, but I have a pair of their lug sole ranger moccasins that are really good. Thick leather, durable sole, Goodyear welted, all around a comfortable well made shoe.


What are some good sunglasses that will fit over my regular glasses?

why the fuck would you do that just get prescriptions

>>18128065
Do not do this holy shit. Just get prescription sunglasses and swap your regular ones
Only acceptable alternative is clip-ons but those are hard to pull off unless you're going for a classic menswear kinda vibe

>>18128201
>>18128205
Is there a good place online to get prescriptions? Also frame Recs

>>18128563
Nigga just go to an optometrist, they make the lenses for you and make sure they fit
Why are you trying to do it online?

Can we make this a general glasses thread? I was hoping that someone might have some cheap infographic or guide for what I should look for if/when buying new frames. All I know is that I have an oval face, and all the sites I found are saying that I can just pick anything.

>>18129418
Can't post link, search jewtube for modest man face shape, guy's name is brock, great guide. Watched it the other day, measured my face obsessively (very hard to do, I started fucking measuring my photo on my computer screen lol), and went out and bought persol 714s that are the exact opposite of everything I was supposed to, still love them. Pic unrelated, want them too really bad but I'm not that retarded, way too big for my tiny soft face.

>>18129517
thanks, guess i'm just retarded.


Why do GAYS end up all looking the same

(no hate btw)

Why do they all end up with either a buzzcut or a fade haircut, perfect skin slightly tanned, large pants and bullshit jewelry (like a little chain and a little earring)?

>>18128163
those are just the ones you notice because you want to fuck them.

>>18128173
I'd rather fuck a gay who doesn't look like a gay.

You say this like 90% of straight men don't walk around in t-shirts and jeans. Unless this is another fragile masculinity thread where you hate fashion but still post here for some retarded reason.

why do they always go for the SS haircut

>>18128163

>buzzcut or fade cut

Easy maintain, looks good particularly when everything else is squared away

>perfect skin slightly tanned

Self explanatory

>large pants

current trend

>bullshit jewelry

Signalling not being straight, this is the most important part. Most of you breeders are remarkably dull, also you'd be amazed by what women tell you.

>>18128625
>breeders
Yeah my grandparents were right, you people aren't compatible with a healthy society.

>>18128663

>my grandparents

Looking at the state of the world their generation built, I don't think they get to lecture anyone on what constitutes a health society. The fact that their fragile culture and its' self destructive tendencies are rotting away like they are is a wonderful thing.

>>18128163
Long hair is considered straight

women twin in love. when clits look at each other they congeal appearance and twin. utero<br>men have an oddness when gay. two men in a couple will look nothing alike. maybe they both shave and have the same haircut. het

>>18128723
yeah, sure: my grandma is personally responsible for gay furry shit and bug chasing faggots.

>>18128163
>perfect skin slightly tanned
obsession with looks rooted in inferiority complex compensated by narcissism
>bullshit jewelry (like a little chain and a little earring)
an expression of gender identity disorder. wearing female stuff can ease gender-based stress from having to "perform" as a male, and shows the inner identification of gays with women that is commonly observed


Zoomers bringing back tribal tattoos in 2k24

>>18128248
that is definitely not a zoomer

>>18128254
gen z look older cause of microplastics and abuse of supplements/gear/etc

Bro looks fit. Can I get a nice body with some weight tracing?

>>18128248
Neo-tribals are already quite popular

>>18128265
Yeah just infanticide to failure

>>18128248
"tough" wannabe look like clown

Sieg

>>18128248
He’s look really good with the ed Norton American history x tattoo

Anonymous

>>18128248
most intelligent Metallica fan

>>18128248
Zoomers are mid 20s now, there's literally nothing more cringe than them

>>18129941
The oldest Gen Alpha is 14. Zoomer literally the next boomer.

"Okay zoomer" ~ Gen A

>>18129978
>Zoomer literally the next boomer.
gen X is barely the current boomer, simmer down.


What haircut do I start with in order to grow my hair out to something similar to pic related?

>>18127784
there's no in between haircut I can get?

It doesn’t matter. Once it gets long whatever starting haircut style you had is irrelevant.

>>18127780
it doesnt matter what your haircut starts off as it all ends the same. don't do anything except get split ends trimmed or maybe layers put in depending on your hair until desired length. just let it grow.
t. have grown my hair to my ass and shaved it numerous times.

>>18127787
I use a scarf during the in-between period.

>>18127780
it doesn't matter. just tank the "awkward" phase however you can and trim it. not too often tho.
avoid blow driers or other hear, dye, and shitty shampoo


there's going to be a huge resurgence in red wings as a trend this fall. screenshot this.

>>18128263
Glad I went with ariat instead.

>>18128263
Thanks for letting us know, redwing corporate.

>>18128263
I’ve seen you seen post the same shit in multiple threads now please fuck off


>>18128269
>white women always had nice bootys
>but somehow only black women get the praise

Timeline Images – Süddeutsche Zeitung Photo.jpg

>>18128376
sory wytgrls
the standards were always set too high for you

>>18128269
Why this bitch wearing them meme high waisted trousers?

>>18128447
Maybe she's a time traveling zoomer.

>>18128269
its such a windwarp to look at an elderly woman and imagine she was a hot chick when she was younger

>>18128769
FUCK. I can't goon to a fucking chair :(


Do sneakerheads really think this shit looks good


what type of style should you go when you look like picrel but hispanic? (27 BMI here)<br>I feel like most of the avant-garde styles this board overhypes and praises just wouldn't feel right with me since I'm not some literally anorexic person (nor do I want to)

>>18127893
yeah this image IS from a meme saying exactly that and, I think it's also a pretty good example of trying to adopt a style that is just NOT compatible with your figure imo.

>>18127956
I'm currently dieting to get down to 24 BMI but I don't think that would change THAT much my physique.
I have like, 18% body fat so yeah.


i wanna get into the short short style but i can't find them in my usual thrift shops. should i crop my existing shorts or actually splurge on expensive ones?

I have HUGE thighs as a guy and im unsure if I can keep doing the 5 inch inseam shorts anymore

When I walk my thighs eat them and it seems like a little much

>>18128377
Five inches were just a little too short for me, I wear six inch inseam shorts now.

>>18128348
>go to thrift store
>buy jeans
>cut to 5" (4" if you're a turbomanlet) inseam
simple as

>>18128425
dude. there's literally nothing uglier and more anti/fa/ than a jort

>>18128348
Buy rugby shorts, they look better than your OP picture


Opinions on this outfit?

DannyElfmanGuy

Thinking of going for this vibe irl, kind of army- boy scoutish

Anonymous

Are you a skinny guitarist like picrel? If so, go for it. If not, don't.

DannyElfmanGuy

>>18128371
Only difference is I have longer hair


Anonymous

are apple watches effay in a NASA punk kind of way? <br>thinking about getting one with my new phone from the provider. I can't afford a good watch (>5K: explorer, ranchero, other vintage omegas, a good UG, a really, really cheap VC)

Apple watch ultra with the default strap doesn't look like a cope watch because it looks like you bought it "just because" which is what people with money do. But you have to rock the apple straps. Do not get the aftermarket cope straps. Hermes apple strap is fine.

It's less "nasa punk" and more "not giving a fuck" which is effay. That's why you can't get an aftermarket strap.

Also that watch cannot be a dress watch so you aren't really getting out of that, but a "good" vintage dress watch is cheaper than a good vintage sport, diver, chrono, etc. Because they're horribly impractical.

Also you're going to have to buy a new apple watch when yours becomes 2 or more generations old, or it is no longer effay because you just look poor.

>>18128435
is the ultra not more "permanent" the way that an iphone x is effay with the steel frame. this sturdiness and girth! that we associate with retro tech: "nasapunk", older scifi stuff, e.g. star trek, star wars, gordon.

>bought it "just because"
I mean, that is literally what I am doing because it's like ten bucks a month with my contract and I genuinely do not care if I spend 50 or 60 a month on my phone.

I do a lot of sports so I guess it would also be useful for that... my fits are mostly refitted vintage, work wear, surplus, western. typical "I spent a lot of money on this to look poor " stuff, so I don't know if such a modern watch would be a good fit that way. I guess a solid dress watch would work better but again I'm too poor to buy a good watch and too prejudiced to spend 800-1500 on a mid watch if I can just buy a lot of cheaper watches or save on a big watch I'll buy some day.

tl;dr the question is: no watch or this apple watch just because?

>>18128430
My doctor was wearing one the other day, they look fantastic

>>18128430
can get Casio NASA collabs for around same price :P

The only fashionable way to wear an Apple Watch is stuck in setup mode

>>18128612
it looks fine, what's the issue? only cool and attractive people should wear things?

>>18128620
>only cool and attractive people should wear things?
yes. got a problem with that? cowl your head, villain, and prepare for the harvest. it's almost harvesting season.

As if people checking their phones while you talk to them wasn't bad enough. These things are a travesty and wearing one makes me immediately think less of you. You aren't that important, the world doesn't end if you see that text 10 minutes later.

I regretted buying one. They are feminine and ugly at the same time.

>>18129006
ill never get one, but some people need to check their texts constantly

I might buy one for the biometric stuff. They’re not /fa/ but I don’t care and I’m not autistic enough to do the research and figure out which watch is better for biometrics.

>>18129178
Basically why I bought mine. It's fun and sometimes alarming. I got covid recently and my resting heart rate was like 100bpm.

The only thing is it doesn't do carido fitness effectively unless you do a specific type of exercise, which is unweighted (no backpack) walking on flat land, no interruptions, no waiting for the crosswalk, for a mile or more every day as your only measured movement. This is because it was designed by people in california who go to the "walking park" because they live in cages. Walking in an actual city, carrying things, or with staircases or hills will fuck up the readings and it will say you're in bad shape. Same goes for bicycle rides.

Also it won't sync with a GPS head unit, for some stupid reason that I refuse to research. If you ONLY want a HRM just get a chest strap.

>>18129185
Sounds like it’s pretty much useless for me then.

>>18129189
But it does a lot of other fun stuff you might not know you want until you have it, like EKG, heart rate variability, walking steadiness, walking asymmetry, walking step length, double support time (% of your stride where both feet are on the ground), and loud noise exposure

The HRM thing was a major irritant though I'll give you that

>>18129195
That’s all good but none of it is really useful if it can’t even keep track of my activity so I can plot it against that

>>18129247
I'm sure if you enjoyed sticking it to "the man" you could probably, through a loonix-tier series of ludicruously complicated steps, jail break it, sideload some skeezy russian warez, spend an hour per every 20 minutes of actual activity fiddling with it and repeatedly rebooting, then exporting it, running it through some custom python scripts to un-fuck the proprietary apple bullshit, and then merge it with your exported TCX/GPX data from strava, and then make a chart in LaTeX that can only be opened on an open sorez gantoo box, you could do what you want

>>18128430
>NASA
as in bootlicking, bloated and incompetent
>punk
nah

>>18130288
>0.3% of total annual budget
yea very bloated kek


>airpods/ear buds
>high waisted trousers
>mustaches
>flip phones
>AI girlfriends
how did Her (2013) predict the future of fashion and tech almost perfectly? Was it time travel, bros?

10 years is hardly 'the future'<br>High rise pants and moustaches are timeless

>>18128546
fucking hell he looks like a pajeet

>>18128550
WE ARE THE FYOOCHER

ENJOI YOU'ARE POO

>>18128549
zoomer detected. look at how much of a talking point the aesthetics are fashion were when the movie first came out. rocking a mustache and high waisted pants in 2013 would have gotten you laughed out of anywhere online or off, especially /fa/

>>18128546
it's funny because the film is supposed to take place in the future so they tried to predict a futuristic was people would dress
it was spot on

>>18128549
Predicting fashion and technology trends ten years in advance the way Her seemingly did is difficult and impressive. It would be like if I said in 2034 will be on trend for zoot suits and mohawks and somehow got it right.

>>18128546
Name one person that dresses anything like that.


Depends on the person wearing it and how they look like i love the Celine triomphe but a man would never actually wear it

>>18128261
>muh person
>muh they
You faggot tranny, just say guy/man. Nobody would be bothered by a woman carrying a satchel. So what's the point of using they/them here? Are you trying to include trannies and troons as well?

>>18128296
settle down beavis

>>18128258
the available bag options for men are:
satchel: gay in a tryhard menswear kinda way
messenger bag: gay in an annoying bicyclist kinda way
fanny pack: dorky and also gay in an "ironic" millenial way
crossbody bag: tiny and gay on anyone who isn't a british at-risk youf
laptop bag: okay but boring and often too big for what you need them for
backpack: for children, if you're over 23 and wearing a backpack I assume you've just given up
duffel bag: okay but not really for daily carry
briefcase: annoying to carry around, look like an old man

the options are not great unfortunately

>>18128384
My go-to is to wear a jacket with a ton of pockets since men are fucked in the bag department

>>18128258
I'm a ride or die fanny pack nigga

>>18128258
>Are satchels timeless?
timelessly gay

>>18128296
Asperger's or repressed homosexual. Choose.

Look into bags like the kelly 35 or bigger honestly get thick straps and use them on womens sling bags they make it look less fem

>>18128389
based, goes well with most of stuff

>>18128258
just because you call your faggy handbag a satchel doesnt make it look good retard

>>18128389
So you're the weird guy wearing a jacket in the middle of summer?

>>18128510
It is undiagnosed Asperger's. How did you know?
>>18129141
Never been fat (or skinny fat) in my entire life.
>>18128384
Cope, seethe and dilate.

>>18128258
this picture is so fucking gay once you realise this dude is not actually in motion and talking on the phone but standing still and posing, it probably took 50 takes to get this picture

>>18128258
>How do I hold all these phone?

>>18129237
I live in the mountains so it never gets too hot in the summer. Even if it's hot during the day it gets very cool at night so no one will give you a weird look if you're carrying a jacket around

>>18128258
If you're not white, I find that anything cross-body makes you look like a tourist.

>>18128258
if they don't have a clock, yes


>irrelevant, niche clothing brand
>visit their website
>pile of text on the front page: "Our Current Thoughts"
>JRE-tier pseudo-philosophical yapping, spiced with esoteric drivel.
What the fuck is wrong with clothing brands?

>>18128375
probably some kind of SEO bullshit


How to getting better

Bro

I'm going to the beauty salon and I need advice to improve my face

Anonymous

>>18128624
Shave your facial hair and wash your hair and you'll be fine.

>>18128624
Clean shaven and cleaning up your eyebrows might help. That scruff just aint it.

>>18128624
Why is everyone on 4chan brown as shit


on forum siggys it was called grunge but for clothes it was associated with dudebros wearing tapout and/or ed hardy

>>18128607
Definition of Mallcore. Random edgy logos mixed in with random nostalgic IPs like Transformers? Yup, that's Hot Topic Mallcore.

>>18128607
white trash/meth aesthetic

but for some reason i see zoomers wearing it

>>18128783
modern day trash is probably fake designer clothes and skinny jeans

>>18128607
I call it "this shit got me so much ass in 2003"core

>>18128662
That was a based time, I miss it. People had fun then

how fucking old is everyone here? has nobody heard of sematary?

>>18128607
this with bedazzled jeans, boots, and a curved trucker hat

>>18129734
Good for picking up redneck bimbos and big titty Mexicans.

>>18128779
Hot topic sells band and anime tee shirts. That's just generic 2000s walmart designs. It's trailerpark core.


optimal sleaze core brands? I find fashion pretty exhausting and I suck at it


Preppy attire

I am beginning medical school in autumn and would like to reinvent my wardrobe over the summer. My present style could be described as prep/business casual (at least, that's what I am going for), however, my wardrobe is limited so I often wear the same few outfits.

Can anybody recommend stores (preferably online) where I can complete a shopping spree to overhaul my wardrobe? I am located in Canada, so I will need appropriate clothes for each season.

>>18128634
Why do low tier men lack basic research skills? /fa/ isn't your personal stylist . Do your own research

>>18128645
>Can you recommend stores that are consistent with x style?
>I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL STYLIST
What a tremendous faggot you are. Do me a favour and return to r/bugchasers

Nta but he has a point. You can't give zero information and expect a wardrobe handed to you on a platter.

First, go to the trad/ivy/prep general thread, the people that wear that style post there. Second, give a little more info. What's your budget, how many articles of clothing are you looking for, what's your size and what are you looking for in general.

https://boards.4chan.org/fa/thread/<wbr>18122576#bottom

>>18128634
mrporter (they regularly have pretty generous sales)
therealreal
grailed
buyee.jp


Rate my fit

This is my regular /fit/ I wear outside my job (I work in fast food), rate it from 1/10 and give my any tips you think could improve my overall rating. Only serious replies.

>>18128608
That's just a Castro cosplay,cringy pretty much in any context outside of Halloween

>>18128608
>I work in fast food
Checks out

>>18128639
>That's just a Castro cosplay
I had the beard before I started my new fit.

>>18128639
>That's just a Castro cosplay,cringy pretty much in any context outside of Halloween
Any resemblance is strictly coincidental, not every bearded man with a cigar is Castro.

>>18128660
>Any resemblance is strictly coincidental, not every bearded man with a cigar is Castro.

You dense commie faggot, you can't seriously expect to drape yourself in militaria, have Castro's beard and smoke a cigar and not expect to get compared to Castro.

>>18128670
>You dense commie faggot,
Fuck off with your retarded politics, also I'm not even a communist.

>you can't seriously expect to drape yourself in militaria
Army jackets aren't necessarily militaria, they're practical whilst still being comfortable.

>have Castro's beard
What makes my beard "Castro's beard?" in particular? The fact it has hair?

>and smoke a cigar and not expect to get compared to Castro.
Not every man with a beard who smokes is Castro you dunce.

>>18128680
https://www.reddit.com/r/beards/s/K<wbr>IoPJdQ9a1

You fucking faggot it's not even you, somehow you copied a pic from Reddit. Fuck you I hate this place.

>>18128683
Uhhhh OP I was going to reply to your thread with good intentions but now I see you are a liar.....


This fit got roasted on /fit/ recently, especially the tattoos. Thread was essentially about having a decent body and then peacocking a bit to get girls to approach you. Thoughts on it and tacky wear in general?

>>18128726
Just wear a white t-shirt , superior to whatever le ironic le wacky trash you can think of

>>18128726
The tank top looks like shit and I'd rather hang myself than wear it.

HOWEVER

This guy clear has a good body and works out. Wearing that abomination shows he's comfortable with himself, doesn't take himself seriously, is confident, extroverted and has a sense of humor. Also grey jeans are slept on and are a really useful color. If he's college age, I'm sure he would do great wearing that to a bar or house party. If he's 22-30, I'm sure he'd do equally well wearing that to some alt bar and railing BPD tatted up millennials and zoomettes. If he's over 30, then it becomes a little sad.

Basically the autistic fucks roasting it have no clue how normal people function and can't comprehend how this look will get him laid as easily as some skin right seXXXcore fit

>>18128735
That kind of misses the point, no? A white tee isn’t peacocking at all

>>18128738
All this is predicated on the assumption that he's handsome though. If he's ugly this fit would be straight up pathetic.

>>18128815
Bro that's like saying water is wet, of course it only works if he's handsome. I assumed shit like that would be obvious.

Only other way it works is if he quickly establishes he has massive amounts of money.

>>18128726
you have a good body and the overall look is great. i'm personally not a fan of that tattoo style and think you'd be better wearing a band tee with the sleeves cut off but overall it's great.
/fit/ is pretty retarded when it comes to fashion as they think it's gay to put effort into your appearance despite the fact that they lift to look better

>>18128726
high rise black selvedge denim with heavy dick bulge fade would really elevate his fit.

>>18128738
>This guy clear has a good body and works out.
There's not a single body that doesn't get roasted. Means nothing.

>Also grey jeans are slept on and are a really useful color.
Wholeheartedly agree. They look good on most guys, assuming it's not the very light wash. Medium to dark grey is were it's at.

>>18128726
What jeans are /fit/ guys wearing these days?

>>18128941
>Wholeheartedly agree. They look good on most guys, assuming it's not the very light wash. Medium to dark grey is were it's at.

Damn, I completely agree with this. Light grey is practically useless if you already have light blue or ecru. I'd say dark grey is most versatile, if it's charcoal you can basically substitute them anywhere you'd use a gray or black pair of jeans.

Now where in the fuck do I get a decent, high rise pair of charcoal jeans? And yes I need high rise, my torso is long compared to my legs, high rise looks "normal" on me .

>>18129020
Fuckin A, thanks anon. I just bought a pair of rigid Rustlers and a pair of one wash Rustlers since I accidentally ruined my raw 13mwz that I'd be working on for years. Time to grab a pair in charcoal, might go for the slimmer cut since I lost a lot of weight.

>>18129076
It sucks that the Rustlers don't come in sizes smaller than 30". I need 29" :(

>>18128726
>peacocking a bit to get girls to approach you
Pathetic. Any man who is too self-conscious to do the approaching himself deserves to stay single posting selfies on 4chan. Grow some balls.

>>18128755
Wrong, a white tee is the "look at my physique" clothing for men. It's the equivalent of a plunging neckline for broads

>>18128726
its retarded to tattoo your whole arm and leave the deltoid empty. completely backwards and clearly a sign of someone who just wants tattoos for "the look"

It looks too graphic the tattoos the graphic tee wear something simpler when you have the body let it do the work

>>18129116
There are no other reasons for tattoos unless you have a fraternal job

>>18128755
You don’t need to peacock if you’re jacked and handsome dumbass

>>18128726
>Thread was essentially about having a decent body and then peacocking a bit to get girls to approach you.
No, the problem was that the OP said he did everything to attract women. Including getting fit, getting tattoos, and wearing tacky shirts. That's inefficient and embarrassing.

>>18128726
this shirt is definitely photoshopped

>>18129116
>someone who just wants tattoos for "the look"
As opposed to that well-known functional application of completely hidden tattoos

>>18129116
The only reason for tattoos is for the look dumbass

>>18128726
Tattoos are dope. American traditional is timeless and was here before all these gay little trends and will remain after the gay tattoo trends are forgotten

>>18129020
These suck, they are like womens jeans in that they render the pockets useless. Can barely fit my keys in the pocket

>>18129297
Are you sure you're thinking of 13mwz? Because I can easily carry my keys, in addition to my wallet, phone, knife, flashlight, and gun in mine.

>>18129297
You're right. The pockets are super small and because they are tight in the thighs I have to take my phone out of my pocket before I can even sit down

>>18129150
>>18129205
tattoo has a magico-cultural purpose for my people leading back to the paleolithic. sorry your culture is devoid of history and replaced with some useless desert rat false tradition (ie christcuckery)


Bright shirts

Do you guys think this color is too much? Going to a small dinner party tomorrow and my wife asked what I was wearing. I showed her this shirt and she said, what is with you and bright colors. Im very straight, in sales and I find bright colors disarming.

>>18128722
I think it looks fine, especially for a smaller gathering with friends. Since its one of those athletic polos which kinda like shine/gleam, it does look a bit extra casual with the bright teal coloring.

>>18128722
In nature bright colors are to warn of danger and dissuade predators from attacking.

>>18128722
Sounds like your wife is forming a mental list of "reasons" to start having affairs preparatory to divorce raping you.


Can someone ID the sweater in this picture :3 thanks

>>18128748
OMG she's so pretty, I hope I look as good as her one day!

>>18128831
https://poshmark.com/listing/Altard<wbr>-state-sweater-604eba30bcbb52c177d9<wbr>ff24
Took me 5 seconds to find man

>>18128834
Here's a second link for you
https://us.vestiairecollective.com/<wbr>women-clothing/knitwear/altard-stat<wbr>e/white-cotton-altard-state-knitwea<wbr>r-27772495.shtml


first thought when seeing a man wearing this?

A man of taste and he’s probably packing a big average penis.

>>18128772
>check weather
>it's summer
He's probably based

depends on if he's wearing socks with them
>socks
generic kinda cool zooomer bloke
>no socks
mega ass faggot

As a newfag to the board it's pretty hilarious to me that these things are actually seen as something relevant in fashion. To me they've always just been what we wear when it's warm out and we'll just need to walk small distances.

Feet are disgusting and sandals should be illegal. In fact should be illegal to show any part of foot except on beaches (unless you're a young woman)

>>18128962
This is the guy who says backpacks and shorts are for children, disregard his post

I've only ever seen women and children wearing the white ones, so I'd probably assume he borrowed it from his daughter

>>18129278
Yeah, men wear black or brown ones. Any other color is for women, children and homosexuals.

>>18129285
Agree to disagree, I am a homosexual and I would only wear black or brown. Now if I were to get on HRT, then I might feel entitled to the white ones eventually. But not until people start ma'aming me on their own accord


flames are cool and i'm tired of people pretending they aren't


Dyeing hair

I’m a guy and I have mid-length dull mud-coloured hair and I want to put some blonde highlights in it.

Do I just call up any random hair salon and ask for an appointment for highlights and show them this OP picture on the day? Will they give my hair a little bit of a trim while I’m there too?

Can I get a QRD on what I need to know, ask or do to not come off as a giga autist

I think you get this look by bleaching all the hair and then just letting it grow, but I might be retarded

>>18128968
just say that and show them a reference pic. u can find a good salon/ hairstylist in your area via instagram. do NOT bleach your hair and let it grow out, it wont be a good color/ will damage your hair.


Quinn shirts from Dexter Series


How do I tuck my shirts in without looking corny or tryhard? I'm a manlet subhuman so I need to make my legs look as long as possible and if my shirts aren't tucked I look even shorter.

nigga went through all that trouble to be over 6 ft tall when he'll be in a wheelchair by 50 then bro got that haircut so he'll be just as unappealing as being a midget

lmao @ short niggas

>>18128704
Higher rise so it does look like you have wide circular hips

>despite being 5'8 the surgeon doesn't want the surgery himself
Yeah...

>>18128957
he knows that your body becomes fucked from it


>he wears trousers with a crease down the middle

LMAO, I can instantly tell you're a style newbie when you do this. Those things are only for storage/shipping (similar to the sleeve labels and "X" stitching on jackets) and you're supposed to iron them away before actually wearing the trousers. Why are so many guys oblivious to this?

Maybe so people have different preferences

It's called a pleat, you faggot zoomer. Even when the trousers don't have a pleat, they're trying to replicate that look. And the manufactures don't need to do that for storage and shipping. They can simply fold the pants down the middle by folding the fronts of the legs onto each other, like with jeans. The reason they fold them this way for formal trousers is because they're trying to give it the pleated trousers look, and to differentiate them from chinos.

>>18129049
You legit just outed yourself as the newb, chud

>>18129049
>crease down the middle
You didnt even bother googling what it is this is such low effort bait that I don’t even know what it really is.

>>18129057
>And the manufactures don't need to do that for storage and shipping
It's l*terally there just so retards working at the warehouse or shop would know how to fold them. And because it's easier for the slaves cranking these things out at whatever sweatshop to iron freshly-produced pairs if they don't have to have smooth everything out.

>>18129087
Pretty sure it's simply called a crease, anon.

>>18129057
It's bait dummy. Wash the cobwebs out of your brain old man


On mustaches Why does it look different on everyone

Why some people look like lgbt hipster with a mustache
Why others look like country singer
Then others look like action movie star
Can anyone explain why a mustache look different on everyone

>>18128731
>Why do things look different on different people
Chat is this retard for real ?

>>18128737
Answer the question You loser

>>18128737
>chat
This isn't Twitch you paypig simp. You need to go back.

>>18128731
some guys make the mistake of trimming past the white wall. you gotta grow it past your lip to look like a country singer


So basically just stop eating until gut is gone?

>>18129034
No, that's for illiterate retards. Stop eating useless carbs and fat. Eat a balanced diet (with more protein and fiber) in caloric deficit, and do intermittent fasting.

Also, fix your posture as well. Half of the potbelly is just your belly protruding out because you're not standing/sitting straight, thanks to a hunched upper back and a forward pelvic tilt. I lost like an inch and a half of waistline just by fixing my posture.

And then strengthen your core muscles. Not exercising or doing any physically demanding work gets you in the habit of leaving your core muscles loose, which makes your belly distend out like a preggo woman. Your belly should be flat even when you're sitting.

>>18129050
This is all correct. Get a kettlebell and swing it for a few minutes a day, it'll fix all the weak muscles causing that pelvic tilt. Alternately walk for 30+ minutes a day

>>18129050
how did you fix your posture? mine is fucked but i don't know what to do about it

Do fasting (IF, OMAD, Snake Diet, doesn’t matter) and eat whole foods (not processed or fake) when you break your fast.

Do that for a few months and you lose fat.

On the off chance you don’t, add in some walks in the morning or evening.

If that still doesn’t work you have some medical issue.

>>18129170
You need to strengthen your posterior chain. Good posture starts at the base of the spine and requires you to actively squeeze your glutes in when standing. Most people are not adapted for this because we sit in chairs so much with those muscles completely relaxed. Kettlebell swings will fix it real quick. Squats will also be effective

>>18129211
It will more make your ass volumetric

>>18129170
>>18129201
That and sleep on a thin and stiff mattress. Same goes for your pillow. Don't use an overly soft and thick pillow. It should be just thick and soft enough to support your head and raise it a little above the rest of your body's plane. You can fix a huge part of your problem with posture just by sleeping on a hard enough surface on your back. Beds that are too soft will also fuck your posture up. If possible, sleep on the floor for a few months at least until your posture is fixed.

When you sleep on a hard surface (but not entirely hard), your hips and spine will automatically start realigning themselves to their default/normal position. It will also strengthen all your back and hip muscles. At first your body will ache because until now all your muscles had become too weak to support your own weight in that position, because until now your soft and fluffy mattress was cushioning you. But you start seeing change within a week or two.

>>18129050
Type 1 Diabetic here who talks with a dietitian once a month and I gotta say you’re an over thinking retard; just eat less. In fact eating wholistic low carb, low fat foods will make you gain weight.
P.S. no you’re belly should not be flat while sitting

>>18129034
yes
also yohimbine and lots of cardio

>>18129050
>(with more protein and fiber)
>Foods that make you feel full and not have to eat as much
Meaning that starving does work

>>18129034
He looked fucking great in his 20s
If you wanna get a real scare, check out what he looks like now

>>18129309
This is when you're trying to lose weight. Eating in caloric deficit (like eating 20% less carbs than your daily requirement) while consuming enough proteins and vegetables, will help you maintain and repair your body, while at the same time lose excess fat, because when you're not relying on carbs to get your energy entirely, your body will switch to tapping into its lard reserves to get the rest of the energy.

Once you've lost weight and reached a proper BF%, you can go back to eating normal quantities of carbs that are just enough to fulfill your daily energy needs without making you fat. But you should still fast every now and then (all day or intermittent), in order to maintain your body's metabolic flexibility. This is how I lose fat and still gain muscles when I workout. I don't do the usual bulking and cutting routine.

>>18129034
Literally yes. It's the fastest way to do it. You can see hundreds of videos of water fasts and you'll see how quickly they lose weight.
>But muh heckling calories in and out and heckling balanced diet
Just water fast and you'll lose weight

>>18129034
Best diet: caffeine, cigarettes and cocaine

>>18129312
Not eating like a midwesterner is hardly starvation.


I wanted some subtle jewellery, so I bought one of these silver rope chain necklaces. I plan on putting different pendants on it, or just wearing it by itself. Don't laugh at me please, but I'm trying to make magical pendants to put onto it.

>>18129168
You mean like actual talismans?

Shave that neckbeard and that chain looks like it's from shein

feel like rope chains are generally elegant and nice on their own. charms would cheapen the look and I dont think would match the vibe

>>18129265
Unlike you chain wearers i guess.
No one will assume that you are a millionaire with your 40$ chain, you poofta.

>>18129168
I unirondickally just bought one too, but not a rope chain, some link chain from eBay for $7 (stainless steel)

Will gorlz think I'm hot?

>>18129168
there a song about you
https://youtu.be/Aq3CAl-OhVk?si=GWE<wbr>uwyObiK1Rg5f0&t=8


is it possible to attract black woman if im a white guy but dont dress like a thug (i just wear normal pants and t shirts)

>>18129348
>normal pants
You do not have a chance
Take the harempill

>>18129442
mine are slightly flared at the bottom, theyre just normal hemp slacks. i dont want to look like aladdin for chrissake

>>18129480
Alladin has drop crotch style harem pants
They make high crotch style too, dum dum

>>18129480
>>18129485
Can you see the difference?

Black women like white men that have buzz + beard like travis kelce

>>18129480
>>18129486
I can see the difference

>>18129480
Cossacks wore them before Aladdin

>>18129480
Alladin has the ball sack style, I'm talking about Cossacks style

Zaporozhian Cossacks on their way to Mog.webm

>>18129348
Yes, there is large subsection of middle class black women that love nerdy white dudes.

>>18129504
chris chan the famous 4channer

>>18129543
FUCK YEAH, we're so back bros

>>18129348
why would you want that?
that's so cruel

>>18129543
It's true, these are 95% of my matches on dating apps

>>18130299
ever since i watched the hit reality dating show "ready to love" i am so infatuated with big beautiful black women


this is a really great fit to go pick up your step son from his pool party in

I see the thought process but its lame. I think it would work if you switched out the shirt for a plain white t shirt or the jacket for a different one


Can I wear this to a concert?

>>18129085
Nobody will even realize you are wearing your le edgy t-shirt


Custom Shirts for deadstock merch

Hey /fa/gs,

Thought you might know where to turn to get some merch printed for myself, where I can send in the design, and have it printed. It's all dead stock, but its gray market at best since the band name is printed.

Where do you think I should go to get it done?


What fit best screams "I am from Canada, and I am very fashinable?"

>>18129422
Lululemons and a puffer jacket

I dunno everyone around here wears company embroidered jackets, company embroidered hats, jeans, and sneakers. Anything else is pure faggotry.<br>Browns wearing Canada Gooses are just slop consumers.

>>18129422
A shitty cheap windbreaker with your local Junior hockey league's logo on it

>>18129859
Oh yeah and the jeans never ever fit properly


Do zoomers still use wallets? or is it too boomer now?

>>18129289
I just stuff my cards in my pockets. Usually I only use cash at the gambling hall

>>18129289
Good morning sirs. Not even boomers use cash and cards in India anymore, let alone boomers. It's all cashless payment through phones. Even the fucking tea sellers and vegetable hawkers have QRcodes placed at their stalls, and they themselves pay using their phones. They look at you as if you're so degenerate unemployed criminal if you say you don't use a phone payment app.

>>18129324
I WILL NOT USE AN APP FOR PAYMENT!

>>18129289
I'm 35 and I just put my 3 cards in my pocket.

>>18129298
We use chizzulp' now, fckin boomer, fr


>take a single scoop
>all my fucking hair on my scalp fell out the next morning
this is the worst psyop in fucking history
what the fuck have you done to me /fit/

creatine is in meat, but the supplement industry is completely unregulated thanks to orrin hatch of utah, so good job buying hair falling out powder bulk purchased from ali express

so it's not a myth then? Glad to hear that. Not giving up my beautiful viktor tsoi tier hair for some gain improvement.

>>18129702
Thats not normal, you should see a doctor immediately.

>>18130002
it is normal, creatine raises DHT so if you’re follicularly sensitive to DHT you will experience hair loss

>>18129774
It's a myth. OP is just got fucked up genetics.

>>18129702
tf
I've been taking creatine for over 2 years and have not had any hairloss


Is Rayon as bad as polyester at trapping heat?

>>18129523
>mrw synthetic clothing touches my skin

>>18130048
Polyester is not bad for you!

>>18130050
it is a very efficient insulator, when woven thickly
but polyester can also be woven into a finer mesh than most other common clothing fibers. the thermal conductivity only matters to a point when a cotton shirt can be made one thickness and a polyester one much thinner. for example.
the thing is:
this board is full of children who know next to nothing about textiles. they can't tell you a plain weave from a jacquard. they own 1 polyester shirt, its warm, so they think 'durr all polyester warm' because their brain can't even fathom that polyester can be woven into virtually any arrangement of textile.
>>18129523
rayon is great for shedding heat https://www.icebreaker.com/en-us/ou<wbr>r-story/which-fabrics-insulate-best<wbr>.html

>>18129523
No, its actually one of the best synthetic/semisynthetics for that which is why its been used for summer shirts for a long time.


Inspo for dressing like a mid to late 70s, early 80s South American record producer or weapons/drug smuggler?

>cap: GRR8XJ

>>18129981
Miami Vice
Thief
Scarface
To Live and Die in LA
Cobra
French Connection
Sorcerer
Goodfellas
Godfather 2

>>18129981
I've got a great outfit I wore to a party in April. No pics but this is what I wore:
>straight leg tan trousers
>brown glossy cowboy boots
>a quality Hawaiian shirt
>hair slicked back
Absolutely kino fit and I believe what you're looking for.

>>18130056
The Hawaiian had a lot of reds amd yellows

>>18129981
romancing the stone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOs<wbr>Vohtbgxc


what can i do about dry scalp? i've been psyop'd into thinking i had dandruff and overly oily scalp my whole life and now i'm learning i just have dry scalp. it flakes and itches and my roots feel crunchy. i'm worried about hair loss given my age now too. any recommendations for products or habits to combat this is appreciated.

Fix your diet. From my experiences dairy causes dryness.<br>Try a mild shampoo like sebamed urea akut or everyday shampoo. I have both of them but mostly use the everyday shampoo. Your scalp should be smooth and easy to brush. If that shampoo doesn't work try a different one

Ask your dermatologist, not deranged sociopaths on the internet

>>18130027

Alternate between nizoral and baby shampoo, use a silicon scalp scrubber.

>>18130205
Noooo dairy is like half my diet! Also if I dont have dairy my food never seems to last as long.

>>18130414
Why are you asking for advice and then denying quality advice? You are what you eat. Look into Ayurveda - you probably need to decrease "vattic" (dry, crunchy, airy, flaky) food, maybe increase "kaphic" (wet, hydrating, thick, soft, creamy, heavy) foods, but that's just an educated guess.

Also, experiment with months of ZERO shampoo. I used ACV for cleaning my hair and scalp - it needs more friction but it does the job really well. You'll get a better idea of what your scalp actually does when it's not being regularly stripped of its natural oil.

Switch to keto, preferably carnivore. Eat lots of animal fat and saturate your scalp in bacon fat


Floafers

Floafers says their brand brings fashion full circle by reincarnating functional footwear combined with modern day classic designs like the driving loafer. Created for the fashion savvy, outdoor loving, recreational consumer it was designed to fill a void created by the lack of enthusiasm for the outdated EVA market.

>>18129917
Does the world really need another iteration of crocs for the bourgeois?

>>18129955
that was my first thought too haha


Would it be haram to wear muay thai shorts as a fashion piece if i don't fight (but am still really athletic, bodybuild)<br>i just like the aesthetic of it

>>18129540
i fought when i was younger. i wouldn't care if you were wearing them. i might think its a bit weird if you don't at least watch or can't hold a conversation about the sport. some guys might take it as a challenge like 'who's this guy?' i guess it depends on the person and situation.


Do you recognize these Adidas sneakers?

>>18130181
Hi, Dad, mum asks you to do the groceries


Best curtain bang pic to show to my barber without showing a fucking video game character?

>>18130152
I always thought Robert Pattison looks a little like Leon in Tenet.

>>18130152
it doesn't work for him it won't work for you

>>18130210
>it doesn't work for him it won't work for you
what do you mean, RE2-4 is a timeless classic of a hair, maybe a little tryhard Sanji looking in RE6 but otherwise it's a great hair

>>18130158
>>18130186
>>18130218
All of those are great, the problem is that my hair would get wavy at some point so I have to get a shorter version of those.


explain "drip" ?

Drip is what my cock does after fucking your whore of a mother

>>18129951
>penis status:mentioned
>Pussy status:mentioned
>Ass status:404anusnotfound

Why do faggots immediately think of rectums?


How to smell like a persian satrap?

Someone posted a quote here once about just normal people dressed like shit trying tosmell like a persian satrap. It really stuck with me and now I want to smell like a persian satrap. What is the scent of choice for the Achaemenid prince?

Amouage Jubilation XXV smells like a combination of Versailles and St. Peter's basilica

>>18130217
camphor was commonly burned in Persian palaces.


What would be a nice combination with this color?

>>18130271
Burgundy, navy blue, orange, white, black, dark red

>>18130311
Do you think that Crimson would work?

>>18130313
Sure, why not. Of course in the end it will all depend on the ratio, the layering, how they're combined etc. but I can't see why crimson wouldn't work.

>>18130271
Olive green and brown of any shade will look good together. Or try teal if you don't want earth tones.


>face looks about 10 times worse than with a tiny stubble
Anyone else experience this? I have a masculine face but when it's shaved it looks weirdly fat, poofy and babylike, whereas with like one or two days worth of stubble my face looks and feels more rectangular, less poofy and just generally handsome.
Is this an illusion or does anyone else experience this?

thats because you are fat and poofy in the face, possible underage. if you had a good face youd hate the aging effect stubble adds to the face.


Looking for a daily walker but it has to look good too

>>18130192
Whatever you do, don't tell us what kind of shoe you're looking for, size, price range, previous shoes in this style that you've liked, where you plan on walking and for how long each day, etc. Don't give any info that would help narrow down the thousands of potential recommendations. That would be bad!


How do I dress to attract girls that look like this?

>>18130734
I think I speak for all of us when I say
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>>18130735
Well only thing is missing is the fat belly.

she only fucks drug addict violent felons or rich sex traffickers

>>18130734
Just have a nice face a be fit or have big muscles. What you wear won't matter then. And if you don't have those what you wear doesn't matter because you're ugly

>>18131069
>face too round
>haircut doesn't match
>boobs too small
>hips far too narrow
>no abs
>pudgy arms and shoulders
>collarbone isn't visible
>doubt her legs are trained
>worse tats
He's right

>>18130734
How to style hair like that? added volume and all?

>>18131193
Have thick hair and get it layered.

Not only do you not actually want these girls but you don’t want to look the way you have to look to get them

>>18131200
Thick hair is covered.
Layered? to what extent? because I already told my barber and he did that but still got them.


Where to get military surplus GATs in the UK? Used is fine as long as they're in nice shape.

How about a military surplus store you fucking mong

>>18130117
They are GERMAN army trainers, retard

>>18130118
No need to sign off your posts you faggot
I just googled it and literally the 2nd result was for a british milsurp store that has them in stock. You fat fucking spastic, kill yourself

>>18130121
Yeah I'm gonna say every British milslurp site I've seen carries them exclusively in black so you can look tacticool. Nice attempts at bants tho
>verification not required

>>18130123
You clearly haven't looked very far then have you, as I said, the second result on google has them in white you blind rentboy

>>18130124
>>18130123
Can you two just make out already?

>>18130123
>>18130124
not OP but the ones i can see online for bongland are all for manletos
im looking for size 10s


Where do you even get "vampiric" clothing like this without it being made out of some trash material or being a straight up scam? There are no dedicated websites for those is there.

>>18130457
Probably need to hit up a seamstress to get it custom made, like her: https://www.milianda.eu/collections<wbr>/blouses

if you're looking for period costuming then you can rent it from theater supply shops or find vintage/antique shirting on ebay.

at some point you're just going to have to buy a sewing machine and figure it out though, no way around it.