watch my ricing

seuss

why does everyone love the ASIAN GORL so much?

How can I be more like her?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Black Widow Winter Soldier Captain America - Google Search - The Winter Soldier Black Widow Green Cotton Jacket.jpg

tea fren

>>11521246
Because she likes big thick cocks, she doesn't know that her pussy is small and most cocks seem big and thick to her.

>>11521394
tea fren™ would never say this nor reply to this OP.
secure trips now or cloudflare has a little....
accident.
*sip*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Jeriko

>>11521237
share css pl0x

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11521560
but tea fren said that... 0.0

>>11521237
looking for gradients here mate

thankfully a lot of research is being done

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>>11524651
did you just call me a myopia


tea fren

>>11521203
it's not always the things i say but the things i don't say.
*sip*
it's not always what i reply to but rather what i don't reply to.
*sip*

you've lost nothing.
now put the kettle on and continue funposting.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11521212
Just curious, I saw a lot of imposters of you, do you really support doremi posters?

Catfish

>>11521212
You are too stupid to act intelligent.

Anonymous

>>11521216
to the contrary, stupid people do it best. it's the pure awe and respect for people who are smarter than you that makes it work. if you're smart enough you realise that those people weren't that amazing and the ideal fades away.

tea fren

>>11521222
trips

you will lose boner tho.
there are other options for mood elevation.
talk with your doctor to find out if diacetylmorphine might be right for you.

*sip*

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11521248
stop dodging I need to know if you are pro doremi poster or not.

>>11521256
Just assume his support of doremi posting is sincere and go back to making his pseudo anonymous moniker very clear. Might as well.

tea fren

>>11521298
Well, I see no correction, this tourist has no idea how bad doremi poster was and how bad they are, this name is free real estate from now on unless tea of course admits he doesn't know board culture and that he shouldn't support the literal cancer of it.

>>11521323
>tourist
>doesn't know board culture

got it. see you in dondon.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11521551
and quotheth thee who?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11521576
if thou knowest not thou shalt never knowest

Your fortune: Average Luck

tea fren

>>11521551
>>11521551
I'm completely serious bro I have severe autism and doremi poster ruined s4s in 2017. if you are him or you support him this name is getting fucked over years of time.

Anonymous

>>11521595
what elements and absences is he responsible for today?

>>11521596
This WAS the most popular board on the site until he rattled his pedophilia, now it is one of the smallest.

tea fren™

>>11521595
it doesn't matter what you say or do.
we're going to dondon.
and when we get there we'll get secure trips.
and the the earl grey will taste just a bit better.
and the quality of the posts will improve.
and things will be nice again.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11521715
>tea fren™
you still haven't said anything about how you feel about doremi poster which makes me think I might make your life a living hell.

You might be new here, I might make this bad for you if you don't repent against the pedophile I am against. I hope you understand this. I want to be clear. I WILL make sure this name dies.

tea fren®

>>11521723
he's not a pedro.

*sip*

Your fortune: Godly Luck

tea fren

>>11521732
Got it faggot, got it LOUD and fucking clear I'm going to post as you from now on. I'm going to steer anything you say away from you wanted to say.

Catfish

>>11521738
That kinda implies he has dictation or purpose lol that clown doesn't know wtf he's saying

tea fren

>>11521743
Trust me Catfish, I've got this.

>>11521743
This name will be worth less than anything.


God I'm soo fucking hard rn

Catfish

The hell u want us to doabout it? Take care of it your self

https://youtu.be/reD3ApQY4Yw?si=Grh<wbr>M5l72eB2Xb34C

Anonymous

>>11521221
no im waiting for my boyfriend

seuss

>>11521218
the french sex music

https://files.catbox.moe/4bzjmq.mp3<wbr>

Your fortune: Average Luck

Catfish

>>11521229
Does he suck it or does he pound your hole while it flops about uselessly

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11521233
Answer this question the erection counts on it

>>11521239
You get blown then plowed?? Damn I bet your hole feels like it's melting

Ah fuck I gotta hard on

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>1152125

Holy crap my dick is hard

https://youtu.be/XFe8HN3WdqQ?si=NfU<wbr>pUGl2mQa1qHO_

I'm a khornate berserker!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11521267
Hold on

*Fucking dies*
.k I'm good now

Anonymous

>>11521271
lmao yeah sometimes, it depends what im in the mood for but he's super insistent on making me feel good even if I just want to service him

Catfish

>>11521342
Sounds like a good boyfriend lol also wtf if he insists on making you feel good sit back n go enjoy it...fuckin tard

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11521361
I cant help myself, by nature I just want to service him even if he finds it much more important to service me instead.

Catfish

>>11521401
So your bf goes out of his way to please you but you're still so submissive you justwant to service him,??

Neat

>>11521445
Do you give good head ? Like stroke the balls and slip your tongue under the shaft?

Anonymous

Personally I don't like homosexuality. I don't mean to hurt anyone feelings or anything I just think homosexuality is wrong. I wish it wasn't so controversial to say this but it unfortunately is.

>>11521460
this is nice board

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Catfish

>>11521460
Bad take. Love is love and it does not matter who you do it with

Anonymous

>>11521467
I'm talking about sexuality though not love.

Catfish

>>11521478
That's why I hate gaypeople they just want to fuckk

But I want love. Something I'm not deserving of!

Anonymous

>>11521460
but if op is a tranny it's not homosexuality

>>11521623
It is because I personally don't think it's possible to transition into a different sex.

>>11521658
it's about their gender and they identify as female so a female being in a loving relationship with their partner who happens to be male and having intercourse isn't gay. Would you rather all transgender women have sex with other women then?

>>11521697
Wow that was rude. I was politely disagreeing and here you are wishing death upon me. It reminds me of that one stonetoss comic.

>>11521811
My personal definition of a male is someone born with a penis.

>>11521342
dam i'm jealous anon
you have a nice bf

>>11521920
understood so you would rather trans women have sex with other women gotcha

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

>>11522220
desotn make sense wha t ou said

Anonymous

>>11522220
uhh yeah I would also like if they could stop being trans too. I don't know why you think that's some kind of epic win.

>>11522857
what if here was the most monitored place in the world ? I can positively say that schizo levels are very low ,too low perhaps

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


a gamer must game

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11521257
I was legitimately touched during that episode where Sanae tried to overcome her Ikamusume obsession. Of course she had to revert because of status quo, but it stuck with me since.


seuss

The ASIAN GORL is my best meme.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

ASIAN GORL has a billion outfits :^)

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11521249
>Is there something only you can do?

>Something you're good at?

seuss... can make the Asian Gorl thread!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

seuss

>>11521259
The ASIAN GORL is a miracle of cinema

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Cheese in the Trap Season 2 (c047-114).cbz-Chapter 108 [Season 2] Ep. 61 - Two-Sides (4)-040.jpg

plus, the ASIAN GORL outfits are just so cute. >w<

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Cheese in the Trap Season 2 (c047-114).cbz-Chapter 106 [Season 2] Ep. 59 - Two-Sides (2)-019.jpg

Anonymous

>>11521259
thanks for all your hard work seuss

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


<s>I pormise to be nice</s>
I promise to be nice
I promise to be nice
I promise to be nice
<s>I promise to be nicie</s>
I promise to be nice
I promise to be nice
I promise to be nice
I promise to be nice

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11521273
you'd better, maria-sama ga miteru

>>11521387
between men

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11521390
truth. the bible says that men shouldn't lie with other men. It never says anything about woman on woman sex

>>11521395
It says men shouldn't lie with beasts
What do you think is meant by this parable?

I'm going to be nice
I'm going to be nice
I'm going to be nice
I'm going to be nice
I'm going to be nice
<s>I'M going to be nice</s>
<s>IMnm giubg ti </s>
<s>IM' </s>
I'm going to be nice
I'm going to be nice

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11521679
Mnoino!

Doi''t you umder stand yet? What I'm tellin yaou in this ver sentence... <3


Bad News Is

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous⋆

>>11521304
What you do this time?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11521346
I'm an awful person.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11521359
you can never run out of second chances

Anonymous⋆

>>11521359
Don't be sorry. Be a better person.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

what if i don't even deserve to consider the possibility of being a better person. i would be a stain on goodness itself.

>>11521501
you can always try to be the nicest shithead around

>>11521386
Wrong. You get one second chance. That's why it is called a "second" chance.

King's

>>11521304
>>11521480

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Not giving up my seat!

Taquito kid

have a cunt between my legs I AM SOOOO SPECIAL ME ME ME DIE FOR ME MAKE MY CITIES.

Anonymous

Dumb bitch OBLITERATED!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

so rude!<br>if he was in the disability chair he should be ashamed of himself!!

anonymous

a child's understanding of socialization

Anonymous

>>11521305
it actually paints a rather poignant picture of the current state of women. we get told that women can do anything a man can, that there is no difference between the two. heck they even deny it outright that sex exists. so while you have to emasculate yourself to have a chance at at having a family like grandpa did you also have to jump through all kinds of hoops to accommodate the ever changing whims of the female species. they want it all and throw a tantrum when everything isn't like they want it to be


https://www.nbc26.com/news/local-ne<wbr>ws/in-your-neighborhood/menasha/saf<wbr>e-until-next-year-barrage-of-annual<wbr>-red-winged-blackbird-attacks-final<wbr>ly-ending
>MENASHA (NBC 26) — In Menasha, signs have gone up in the last week to warn locals of nesting redwing blackbird attacks. But according to Sweet Lair employee Erin Parbs, the signs are late.

>“For the last two weeks, I haven't had any problems. But for a while there it was like every single day unless it was like raining,” Parbs said.

>Sweet Lair is a bakery and board game cafe in downtown Menasha. And just around the corner, trees that have housed migratory blackbirds have been a major source of anxiety since about mid-June.

>“It's scary. Like, I had one fly at my face. I was standing under the parking garage and there was one in the alleyway and I was like 20 feet away from it and I looked at it funny and it flew at me.”
red-winged blackbird warning sign downtown menasha

>Parbs said she also experienced the birds teaming up in their confrontations too.

>“There'd be one on top of the building and it would see you and start screaming. And then like you keep walking and you'd see another one in another tree — and that's the one that attacks you,” Parbs said.

god bless all BAVIs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11521313
i am beginning to question the importance of birds

birds are fucking weird like sometimes a group of them will just fall out of the sky and die perfectly in sync i dont blame people that think theyre drones

>Birds are important, yes. But how important? Many would say they are "very" important, but recently scientists have discovered that birds may not be as important as we once thought.

>"Look, I'm not saying that birds aren't important." A nationally recognized bird scientist was quoted as saying "... but the truth is, people have been saying they're VERY important, and the science suggests that really, they aren't that important."

>While there are some who still believe birds are very important, the scientific consensus is clear. Study after study has shown that birds simply aren't that important. As wildlife organizations adjust to this news we should expect to see a rollback of bird protection laws, reflecting the fact that birds, simply put, are not that important.

-Scientific journal or news article or something.


>>11521254
this is nice board

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11521254
Homura is very lucky

Your fortune: Average Luck

op here. i regret this post. it isn't nice. i was browsing gelbooru and saw this madoka image, and in a fit of OC i downloaded it and turned it into bury pink. then i tried to think of a caption that would go with it and vaguely remembered the “lame is a whore” poster. but on reflection, the post has absolutely no merit, perhaps except for how it has revealed to me what a dreadful person i am. at this point i ought to kill myself, but i have not the courage.

>>11521277
dubs of truth

>>11521357
well, we've all been there

>>11521357
it happens, OP. imagine how I feel about making this

>>11521254
Bery nice gril is from a futanari manga panel soooooo


shit, why cant everyone just die? i fucking hate this people.

Elliot Rodger is one of the most extreme examples of "incel isn't actually an incel" I've ever seen. Not only was he not ugly, he was straight up conventionally attractive. In fact, the first time I saw a picture of him, I had no idea who he was, and I assumed that he was some Instagram celebrity.

I do actually think you can be a literal "involuntary celibate" if you're Elephant Man tier fugly, but I've NEVER seen a picture of a self-described incel who was anywhere near that level. Most of the time, they're slightly below average at worst. And for most of the ones who are below average, it's because of bad fitness or grooming.


>>11521326
I ate too much soup now i'm sleepy

I wanna shrink down and live on a Hannah and a Barbara!<br>I want to live in Hannah’s bow and Barbara’s cleavage!


>>11521319
dont hold in your poops op its bad for u

Anonymous⋆

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Ooo Pee-Taaaa

Anonymous

>>11521367
>LOOK REDDIT I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!!


browns lack the intellect to run a cp ring

>>11521396
that's because white european countries are the only ones where law enforcement protects children. Meaning those are the only countries where people get arrested for this stuff.

>>11521403
additionally they can't film child porn in 3rd world countries because wtf are they going to film it with in their mud huts? fuckers don't even have electricity

in the middle-east you have arabs openly marrying 7 and 8 year old girls and it isn't even considered a crime, so it never gets counted as pedophilia

>>11521396
God you're such a fucking lying piece of shit.
Whites make up 99.99% of the technology you enjoy because they are that more creative and intelligent than you.

age of consent laws don't even exist in most non-white countries, lol

Southeast asian countries like Thailand are famous for having massive child-prostitution economies that attract child-sex tourists from around the world but that doesn't count because the government allows it

if whites aren't all members of child rape gangs why are they in this thread demanding their higher ups receive the respect they deserve for their acts of child rape

>>11521418
>https://voca.ro/1h9CmRqz7HJJ
If you're even suggesting a yellow did anything but smell their farts in "zen" you're a non participant.

Catfish

>>11521431
https://voca.ro/1fq1waqBSsanhuOs

https://voca.ro/1fbamhzLxOLX

Anonymous

If whites WANTED to rape babies as the creative force on this Earth you should let them. Guess what little sub races they want to make the place you shit on better.

Daily reminder that white males accounted for 83.46% of suicide deaths in 2023. Meanwhile white women breed with BIack kings in record numbers.

>>11521404
>t. seething closet white pedo

>>11521402
You would be dumb to do so in the first place

>>11521396
>>11521402
>>11521403
>>11521404
>>11521406
>>11521410
>>11521415
>>11521418
>>11521420
>>11521428
>>11521431
>>11521434
>>11521446
>>11521447
>>11521454
>>11521570
>>11521578
>>11521579
It’s literally worse then 13/50 meme
1billion whites and dying yet majority of international groomers
https://youtu.be/b1CoDVLQ-gY [Open] [Open] Aussies worst pedos

https://youtu.be/EtD8W1nD3H4 [Open] [Open]

https://youtu.be/tPS1qInSJ4M [Open] [Open]

In Philippines aussies are the worst offenders
https://youtu.be/SX-52mjzsEM [Open] [Open]

https://amp.theguardian.com/society<wbr>/2019/mar/02/children-sex-tourists-<wbr>leave-behind-fathers-visited-philip<wbr>pines

https://youtu.be/m12cgvH1R9w?si=gjq<wbr>w4z9qcvHR9jah
Romanian kids to uk

https://youtu.be/IDcIus3zO2c?si=S61<wbr>6KHWZGB5TwGWA
Aussies , Americans , Europeans going for Colombian kids

https://youtu.be/OkPVl2XP9Ws?si=6v3<wbr>YudvzBbMPXzHn
German chomos are back
400,000 german sexpats got to thailand every year alone. Even german tourists admit it 15years back but still an issue now

https://youtu.be/6D7FJZp-9QU?si=TJi<wbr>Osr_6f9Wbv3gN

Sweden sends 5000 chomos overseas every year
https://youtu.be/9o3MggKCXuc?si=Iq0<wbr>F2fI-8MFilvrh

Germany pro pedos, even child services will put your kids with chomos

Pale males are the groomer tribe

>>11521404
Not going to listen to your nigger voice but I'm going to assume you're just seething

of course now the shills try and taint one of the last pure places on the internet. sad.

Magick

>>11521570
I wish I had a cute, playful, brat daughter who would send me pics like this with a black cock in her mouth, and text me "heeey dadddd" that'd be sooooo cute

Anonymous

>>11521570
Suicide statistics for 2023 have yet to be released. But white men only accounted for 68% of suicides in 2022 and that number was decreasing. Black suicides grew 173% from 2001 - 2021 and young black males are now more likely to kill themselves than young males of any other race.

Catfish

>>11522505
I kinda doubt that. Niggers are stupid and vain they cannot realize the pain of life like whites can

They do not possess existential thinking lol they just want to stick their dick in a hole and smoke weed

seuss

True fans be like, "it's okay to be racist, misogynistic, creepy, crippled, and lookist, big business gave me all my opinions."

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

The Boys (2019) - S03E01 - Payback (1080p AMZN WEB-DL x265 Silence).mkv_snapshot_00.03.41.435.jpg

Anonymous

>>11522515
Is true
https://www.pewtrusts.org/en/resear<wbr>ch-and-analysis/articles/2024/04/22<wbr>/black-adolescent-suicide-rate-reve<wbr>als-urgent-need-to-address-mental-h<wbr>ealth-care-barriers

It's also worth noting that black youth suicides grew 54% just between 2018 and 2022 while white suicides declined 17%

seuss

>>11522522
Whatever you're doing, it's working!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11522531
I do not like black people killing themselves I am just posting it because I dislike the bnwo gooner ppl

>>11522531
Because y'know, they fetishise white suicide.

seuss

>>11522532
I see... well in that case, have an ice cream.

>>11522536
White suicide is so unusually dark...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11521396
That's why we're the master race ^__^

>>11522540
Yeah they like jerk off to white suicide statistics and stuff it is very strange. And also goofy, because black suicide statistics have been worse since 2022.

Ty for ice cream

seuss

>>11522546
It's one thing when big business fetishizes suicide... but BLACK suicide, now that's just going too far. Never seen that shit before :/

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


>>11521354
From what I just googled I guess Lila cause she white but idk that much about tekken when I was young and played video games like children do I played street fighter and soul cal not tekken

Anonymous

>>11521365
I was doing Doordash and made a delivery to a retirement home and there were old people there in the big "living room" area playing Mario Kart and having a really great time. Point is that video games are fun for people of all ages, so maybe you should learn to lighten up and have some fun.

Catfish

This girl I used to fuck was a monster at DDR

She was stunning too idk why she caught up with my ugly ass lol
https://youtu.be/Re1lCR1eftU?si=49j<wbr>pZWp8tcwzf1FW

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11521365
>street fighter
why are you a faggot?

>>11521383
yes but he's from the deep south so he'll never admit it

Catfish

>>11521374
She was like 5'9 with blue eyes and I asked her why the fuck do you like me? And she repliedz,:you're funny

Anonymous

>>11521389
>>11521389
that wasn't your girlfriend, that was your caretaker

>>11521354
My favorite Tekken gorl is the one that didn't make it in


Like pepper for seasoning?

Taquito kid

Baa Haa Haa Hehe haw.

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/po<wbr>lice-clear-pro-palestine-protestors<wbr>-from-um-diag-encampment


Anonymous

>>11521458

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

tea fren

You are the same fuck who posts the ugly girl and the dumb monkey I don't care for this or that you autist nigger

Anonymous

>>11521465
this is not about you dumbshit
it's about dogs

tea fren

>>11521471
you reply to imposter. kek.
tea fren™ has always been a jack ruselel fan.
*sippp*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eE4YM<wbr>RYIzG8&pp=ygUMamFjayBydXNlbGVs

Your fortune: Godly Luck


Husker T wolf

Pinktaco

Dear God, what's with the autistic urge to cross over everything in existence?


Anonymous

Sandy = israel
Plane = palestine
Tall building = the twin tower

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>WAOW SO RELEVANT I LOBE SANDAY'S COAKCKAOAJN
please stop talking about kikes and sandniggers killing each other


King's

So I've been hiding frog posts since like 2014ish. That is a decade. I'm curious is there any way I can shun them harder?

Anonymous

>>11521481
You have to find out who these people are and bring their frog posts to their friends and family. Hold them accountable for their online behavior.

>>11521481
probably with an AI but do you really wanna put all that effort?

>>11521522
Nice dubs
>>11521488
Nice 1488, that is the jew who worked with Hitler to ensure Israel was a thing. Niggers in charge of debt that you normies keep empowering.

King's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C-<wbr>2AqRD8io

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

you're a good person king I do that too. use image hash :)

Anonymous

>>11521488
everything about namefigs is sad

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11522381
you're a sad miserable redditor nigger virgin? LOL that appears to be quite the case sad redditor nigger


NUUUU she belongs to meh

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11521727
You're allowed in my polycule... hottie

>>11521491
ok this is better than fucking it good job

>>11521852
I wanna fuck it too dough, it's not one or the other, I want to marry it and raise children with it

>>11521883
i want to have long discussions with it in a damp and shady beer garden full of spring flowers.


>>11521498
well someone's gotta take that fucker down!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

kike here, just wanted to say thanks to all my m8s who worked rly hard on the space laser. u did a great job Ishmel ben Menahem ben Eliezer ben Shmion.

You

>>11521818
Me?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


is this bored for or against baked potato pizza?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

sleeping ame-chan pizza made of her flesh and bones

rosemary potatoes are good on pizza<br>rosemary potatoes are good in any context

>>11521502
for, that looks good to me

>>11521511
dubs of approval

>>11521502
I'm against everything so you don't have to ask again

>>11521703
In general they are meh.. but the biscuits, like the actual bread part, is the best biscuit u can buy at a restaurant. They got the perfect recipe it is a wonderful biscuit. The things they put in the biscuits like eggs and sausage are mehh… but the biscuit so good. And they do have country fried steak for the biscuits so that’s a plus. Even if it’s just mediocre cfs it’s about the only fast food place u can get that and inside the perfect biscuit that just makes it wonderful
>>11521825
:^O
:..^(

>>11521502
Looks pretty good actually. Not cringe at all


neet gf for hire

also looking for work, neet bf (sometimes female)

Looking for a neet gf to watch "the world burning down" season 2

>>11521545
i don know wat that is but it looks cool !!!111 ^_^

>>11521537
I'll take u in as my neet gf, I got plenty of chicky nugs for u

I would but im as toxic as they come. Good sex and bad jokes.

>>11521521
I can b your sugar daddy
I get 750/mo disability and i am dying for someone 2 share it wif <3_<3

>>11521564
Yeah this guy's a treat right, I'll just rob your parents


she is choosing an outfit to wear

>>11521530
i hope she goes for tacticool.
i learned all about that on /k/.

Catfish

Why can't I get a gf who loves me as much as you love your waifu

Erm hold on ,*vomits the cake*

K I'm good now...

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11521803
She likes to be naked for people to see

Nakadachi

>>11522263
That's supposed to be an insult?

Anonymous

>>11521798
her breasts are sexy

>>11522258
my waifu doesn't do that

>>11522980
she's not whore

>>11522983
how does she look wearing this outfit?

>>11523426
she looks lovely. like a picnic and a bottle of wine waiting to happen in a secluded woods.

10/10 would picnic with her.


ass

>>11522622
nice dubs
AI is gonna destroy Steven Pinker and not just his anus

Your fortune: Average Luck

ass song

https://vocaroo.com/15XCLDf5FLBx

>>11523014
is that a man or woman ass on the left?

>>11523043
We have no evidence that Steven Pinker is into girls.

>>11523373
he's been married twice now, both of them to women, so I think it's fairly safe to say he's heterosexual

>>11523377
Watch this video. Does this man look like a heterosexual to you?
He probably feels like a young boy who wants to be spanked by his mommy. He probably wants to experience assplay vicariously through another boy. It is very difficult to find a woman who accepts this, which explains the breakups with his previous wives.

>>11523566
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>11524723
ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass

i typed all of these out i didn't use copy/paste

ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass


ojamajo doremi

Why was spying and thievery pressed on my generation so much?

>>11521523
it's called "national security" and it's done to keep you safe and free. unfortunately things got out of hand and you now live under the most repressive lawless regime on the planet.

>>11521517
STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING THREAD.

>>11523589
ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccck how are we supposed to watch shit like this and NOT masturbate to it???


every time i go to sleep i think of it as if it were suicide.

>>11521589
Every nights sleep is a chance to die in said sleep

If only existance could be so comfy


I love spending my free time with you, anon!

>>11521538
are you sure? i'm wierd. i'm not okay.

>>11521584
but why would you like those things?

>>11521592
I've thought about making a game where the map is a giant pair of tits


Without me it's over

>>11521627
Your employer does not respect you

Catfish

>>11521757
Who gives a fuck if they respect ya truckers clear like 90 grand a year lol

>>11521762
I ain't yer dad! And I don't like being called daddy

I'm a fucking khornate berserker!! Not ur fucking Top

Anonymous

I'm blocking the pumps down at the Love's right now....gotta take my break.

Catfish

>>11521782
Jokes on you I'm turned on by being humiliated and mocked

>>11521793
Also what's that heart emoji forz?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11521799
unchecked doubles on the last page!

God Bless Truckers

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

tabaquito Kid

Dodge city provides truck stop Hancieville Al
300 parking spaces decent tv room 5 restraunts.
Traveling not bad place stop car or truck.

Anonymous

Do you murder prostitutes while trucking? I've heard that's what truckers do.

>>11522533
unchecked doubles on the last page!


I got a tiny “office” space in my new extended room space
I decided to start decorating it with drawings
Introducing scene kid wannabe (she’s drinking a can of monster)

Okay there’s no reason the image should be sideways, I took the photo vertically

lovely. i can't wait to move and have a better room.

>>11521563
there is, actually. regardless of how you take the photo it's stored in landscape with EXIF metadata embedded into the JPEG indicating that it should be displayed rotated. 4chan strips this metadata (without processing the image to rotate it) because it also contains information like GPS coordinates that plenty of people don't think to remove themselves.

>>11521605
I might just do that!!
>>11521607
That’s pretty cool, actually. I learned something new today :D


Catfish

Big ounce resurrected???

https://youtu.be/Zs2V1-wYPHo?si=EkC<wbr>bh4Xdvgtvfmlf

Holy fuck I got a headache guess that's what I get for drinking vodka 12 hours straight

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11521672
I’m going easy on the liquor today
Had half a pint of taaka and now gonna chug some moscato

Catfish

>>11521684
I had like 4 liters of vodka and 8 beers

Uhh my head is pounding..

Anonymous

>>11521694
Might be time for some water there bud

Catfish

>>11521702
But on a upper note I made friends with those rabbits in my backyard

>>11521709
They just don't know it yet
..

https://youtu.be/vUjtF0YYZ1c?si=vHF<wbr>4o9YOYriP3F

2;09 holy fuck he's so angry lol I love it

>>11521814
Holy fuck even bychaos Marauder standards this guy is livid yikes

Does he want the blessing of Khorne??


Anonymous

>>11521671
Meet Evil Kant, the craziest monster dog in the world

>>11521866
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Catfish

I yerped off like 10 times today I don't have any cum left


Anonymous

I spendt all my buney on rabboblocks and fluffnite pass TwT

>>11521604
*pats

U spend them on fluffnite PATS u silly filly

>>11521604
i wonder how they'll taste in my mouth, im sure they'll be crunchy though

>>11522082
actually no. rodents like mice, rabbits or hamsters that birth blind and deaf babies also birth them with extremely soft bones. the texture up to about the two week mark is sinewy at best and they taste like cartilage. wait until they are big enough to eat


boys are dumb throw rocks at them

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11521725
I wish I could draw porn bc then I would have so many twink coomers orbiting me in a discord... i would never have to be lonely again!

>>11521781
Shadman had it good. He had every e-girl and e-boy cosplaying as his character. He could've fucked any of them at the height of his career. Lucky guy.l


Nakadachi

>>11521800
If you had in your hands the opportunity to end this world, would you do it?


Anonymous

>>11521802
i wish i could ride with steve but alas i cant breathe water...

>>11522537
just hang your snorklel out the window :D

>>11522966 >>(11)5(22)9(66)
WELLS COMMON IS THE DUB TOWN
CHECK AROUND

remember when you made a Twitter account to LARP as batman and got permabanned you piece of shit!

>>11524559
wait, why does a fish need a boat? lole

>>11524559
you have legs and you don't walk everywhere right?

Kaf

>>11527461
It's mop wearing a clever disguise.

Anonymous

>>11521802
i prefer mike
MIKE CUNT gotem

>>11527789
Yes you did gettem,but that was almost rude.

If you where a fish with a van would you consider yourself a rambler or a roamer?
I tried to roam but I accidentally rambled.
Pretty much the same but in one case you have to say goodbye. :^(

Kaf

Guys sadly as of this moment Steve day is over. thank you for participating.

Anonymous

>>11527924
thank you my friend. I choose to believe that inside of us all, Steve day continues for another 364 days.


Catfish

K I'm gonna say this out loud: I NEED to eat the girl on the rights pussy

And I need to sniff her hairy dirty holes

Fuck my cocks hard now

Anonymous

YES girl on the right for sure <br>I’ve never fugged a gril that was hairy. I think it would be blissful

mm yummy ass lick

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Catfish

>>11521828
Lick?? Fuck no imma fuck her with my tongue

I'm gonna fucking own this bitch with mh tongue
No cock needed

Anonymous

Catfish need to have a wank

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Catfish

>>11521838
I can't my fucking satyrism flares up and I can't get rid of it! Y'all niggas porn addicts this is a legit mental illness

Anonymous

secret third option: naptime with both of them

>>11521822
can't unsee their weirdly rotated elbows


Wednesday is National buy a musical instrument day

>>11521823
I will buy a 15$ Behringer microphone and a 20$ kids violin on ebay

>>11521823
I thought this post was a joke. Turns out this holiday is real. It's a American traditional national cultural celebration holiday that exists.

>>11521823
Next Friday is international Coca Cola day.

I already have everything I need
I have:
bass guitar
electric guitar
acoustic guitar
MIDI keyboard
DAW
serum, massive, and kontakt with full symphonic suites, pianos, and vintage keyboard sounds
thousands of drum and percussion samples and loops
what else do I need?

>>11521882
electric kazoo. plug it into a distortion pedal and a wha wha and conquer the world

>>11521882
did you remember to spend 180000 a ear on basic music theory lessons and some 40 ear old washed up ex drug addict to try selling you their hip hop drum samples

>>11521882
if oyu didnt buy yuor shitty midi keyboard from me (your teacher) with m peesicl discount code you do not have everthing you need

>>11521864
stfu feminist faggot "stop israel" I already imagine the blue hair dye seaping in your brain hehehe

>>11521895
I might actually get that thank you anone!
>>11521907
damn it sounds like you're speaking from experience no I just use youtube to brush up on my theory LOLE
>>11521910
lol

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11521882
Cracked Omnisphere, Nexus 4, Arturia V collection, Arturia Pigments, Korg Collection 4, AIR Music Xpand!2, U-He Diva, NI Battery, Opsix Native, RC-20, Valhalla VintageVerb, lots of Cymatics Midi files, they're really good,

Mel

>>11522486
lol then chocolate milk is an instrument too

Jeriko

i love miko
my oshi is so cute
she's doing karaoke right now

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11521823
two for one while supplies last

>>11522671
Buy 5 get 5 for free. Give them to your friends, family and bandmates
https://youtu.be/GJ_pwtSZfEk?t=75

tea fren

bootin

*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck

Catfish

>>11522748
Bitch u couldn't handle a esn355

>>11522748
But damn that guitar is sexy as fuck 3:humbuckers and I pet they're p90s or DiMarzio

>>11522773
Fuck that's hot..

https://youtu.be/PgA76eq2RTU?si=3Ry<wbr>IkDMk0VaXwOUW

>>11522783
Billy hassn original 59 goldtop Les Paul and some Chinaman offer him 2 million for it and he said no

Ahhah... billy u rule!!

https://youtu.be/MjLmjq-pZhE?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>11522792
Also wtf that ain't his goldtop that's a sunburst!!


Anonymous

whilst I was driving, two bloody retarded birds nearly flew into my car. My mind raced (as it normally does in these situations), and after a moment’s reflection I quickly remembered automobile-aversion-gene, and subsequently regretted breaking for those stupid birds. This made me think further, reflecting upon all critters that lack the faculties necessary to exist near my car. . . How disappointing
The avian class, being the egregious disappointment it is, can also be included in the subcategory of window-aversion-gene lacking species. This truly disrespectful and thoroughly insulting behavior -- to those with windows, I’ll add -- is when birds disregard the presence of human windows and fly directly into them, causing a heart stopping little thud and a jolt to the inhabitants inside the building. A truly disappointing species, lacking the genes necessary for window coexistence, in a manner of speaking I’d say
To equip these animals for future life among humans -- i.e. to be compatible with your’s truly -- it is necessary to stay your course; as one normally does, and go about your daily life. Pay them no heed beyond your normal driving activities, but remember not to hunt for them -- You really shouldn't be tempted, you ape

so many words to say so little, lole!

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11521849
I said like five things. Guess I found the ape!

minos angrily glaring from behind a wall.jpg

I saw ducks walking across the street on a marked crosswalk so clearly thats the bird that will survive modernity

>>11522068
ducks often have very little problems -- clever beasts. It's the rowdy fliers that cars have trouble with. They think the freedom of the skies grants them immunity to the machinations of human ingenuity


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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In the wild lands of the internet, there's a creeping affliction known as ses. It's when your social skills start to resemble those of a potato, and your ability to interact with other humans becomes as smooth as sandpaper!

seuss

>>11521854
I was always a writer so it's no harm

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11521859
Catfish you always come to my threads to tell me I have word salad, and now that over 50% of writers like Bukowski or Cummings also share a familiarity with chicken scratch, you seek to rescind that statement

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11521879
I guess I'm supposed to be a drawer or a gamer though, right?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11521855
Wait, Suess? Like the doctor??

seuss

>>11521886
White people always attack me for writing, it's so predictable

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11521894
You know a civilization that doesn't have any hobbies doesn't last long, right?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Suess

>>11521894
I'm not a writer, but at least I'm a pedophile!

seuss

>>11521900
Could just be a novelist like Dostoyevsky, he liked kids.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11521899
Your dubs didn't last very long

seuss

>>11521909
Is it schizophrenic or schizoaffective?

They're totally different.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11521913
Schizoaffective is the illness, schizophrenia is the condition of those symptoms.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11521922
Ethnocide is a crime punishable up to life in prison.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11521925
Prohibiting people from celebrating their culture is a crime, punishable by law.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

Basedfish steikes again

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

seuss

>>11521932
Being a retard is a culture.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11521927
CATFISH STOP TALKING TO THE TV

seuss

>>11521937
Whenever I insult people, I'm told I took things too far.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11521946
I'm going to start writing fiction about you now.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

Suess i didn't know youre a porn addict <3____<3<br>Send me a meesage on e621!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

seuss

>>11521951
I don't have an account there.

I also don't have school in the morning.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11521913
Idk u shound like a stoner... have u ever smoked weed cat fish? Did u inhale? Bc it sounds like projection based on the stoner voice u have

seuss

>>11521965
A moral absolute would be something like, "no opinion should be without criticism." Or "good taste comes from the experience of reason," not "I'm right because I smoke and drink." lol

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11521969
Suess what porn accounts do you have? I dont care if its e621 i will go wherever u are babe ~

seuss

>>11521976
I have one on r34 and one on xvideos. Those are the only ones I use ever.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11521978
Those are both quotes from acclaimed writers and essayists lol

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11521977
Lucky dubs ^w^

Does r34 have DM's? I will make an account...

seuss

>>11521983
You can send them once you've made an account, but you'd need my address.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Catfish

>>11521984
Nobody wants a ugly niggers address

Holt fuck how smug amd delusional are you,,,?you remind me of tea freak

seuss

>>11521987
I was just thinking, maybe I shouldn't share my account with people just yet because aesthetically, I seem to be displeasing.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11521987
tea faggot is much more annoying than se*uss tbqhf

seuss

>>11521995
As mean as catfish is, I don't feel threatened by force when he talks

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11521984
Here catch https://pastebin.com/YCEXqE8Q

seuss

>>11522013
sent ;)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


I love this board and I love me.

Anonymous

Hallo beautiful people, today I made big doo doo in the toilet and my bum hurts now

>>11521860
Peole shoulde not be oing thiongs like thatp! It's pnilistine anid repu;siv!!!

>>11521860
me too but my bums feel ok now :^)

>>11521933
No, no not really
<s>those are nice dubs tho</s>

>>11521860
>>11521890
you people shit?
that's cringe tbh

I said I made doo doo and now my bum hurts now

>>11522698
You don't make doo doo in the toilet?

>>11523046
Are you sure? Look my doo doo it's so big that it clogged up my toilet.


No flex zone, no flex zone
They know better, they know better

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


French Fry all the way

Your fortune: Godly Luck


all this over a little nothing-burger of a country

browns prentending they're white looooool

yurine stocks finance invest money wealth computer laugh devious.png


The ancient bowl-making techniques, passed down through generations, remain a tightly guarded family secret.

How the frick do you get born ON a bayou

sorely missing

>>11524229
my spy boy to your spy boy ...sitting on a bayou

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11524233
YOu can't sit ON a bayou. Its a body of water. You sitting on the surface of the water? You can sit IN it or on a boat !

sorely missing

>>11524249
ya can check the lyrics of the song yourself as I don't remember it's name

Anonymous

I'm arguin grammar with a deranged lunatic madman

sorely missing

>>11524258
good os caz women were not yet created

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11524275
laoeaoueaoeuaoeuouoeal!
>>11524298
'the fuck up

POPS GOT 'EM A GIG

tags
pickle pickel man mane maan maaan maaaan maaaaan maaaaaan maaaaaaan maaaaaaaan fat goomba father hoop dreams

remember 'dick-lickingly willing', winsor?<br>oh'ho man, man. good times dude :]

they're still calling them paaaaaaapes, pickle maaaan

those musty dusty ol' photographs of mr griffith are fading faaaaast, pickle maaaaaan....

crash the car , thru the stars , <br>——(& we're airborne)——

genevieve's still hotttt, pickle maaaaan


tonight I had a hot pocket for dinner

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

couple sandwiches

Your fortune: Godly Luck


I think you're a cutie! Let's go build shrines to the Nixies together!

>>11521947
I think you're a cutie too, anonymous! And you can do anything, I believe in you pikachu ^w^

>>11521947
You have such a way with words

350 497 milotic serperior @Phero1111 (2).png


seuss

>>11521967
Still going to use it though

Which makes me the winner of the argument!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11521971
Bad luck, gun!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

seuss

>>11521975
Threatening a person with a gun is normal, using it isn't!

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

>be me
>try producing an Osama bin Laden portrait in matrix rain effect (cause why not,
it’d look good & serve great as a tifo)
>suddenly realise that you’re doing this on a laptop monitored by ur school IT
>try destroying evidence only to realise you can’t even delete browser history (also governed by school, your digital footprints r all over the place)
>get freaked out
>install Linux
>launch Photoshop
>START OVER!

>>11522007
no one really, just wanted to create meself a greentext meme

its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

>>11522043
i ain’t readin allatt
i am doing outsider art

anonymous

>>11522052
why have there been so many newfigs embarrassing themselves on this board the past few days

Anonymous

>>11522058
you guys r all a joke to me, you can tell from my intention in here was solely to make myself a personal meme which you can’t comprehend due to its exclusive nature

anonymous

>>11522067
i'm sure that's the case buddy, you're doing just great

Anonymous

>>11522069
my vain efforts to get you away from semen encrusted gaming chair, vol.1


WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

>>11521938
dont spoil for others but iykyk O_O

cap_Ojamajo Doremi Dokka〜n! - 51_00_23_38_09.jpg

>>11521938
she is the witch queens fairy in disguise.

>>11521993
ultimately i did..... but i kind of wish i didnt take so many long breaks and question whether i like it or not or even whether i like anime or not and try to force myself to do what my friends were doing or force myself to be a certain way in general.. but i think im realizing some things and honestly kinda feeling like doremi tought me some good things about how i should live

cap_Ojamajo Doremi Dokka〜n! - 46 - [HDTV AAC x264 720p]_00_20_21_05.jpg

>>11521999
>but i think im realizing some things and honestly kinda feeling like doremi tought me some good things about how i should live
yeah, i agree. i felt the same way after finishing it, well while watching it in general. doremi is genuinely a really good show with some nice life lessons to learn. i'm glad you enjoyed it, sometimes it is hard to live comparing yourself to others and trying to be like them, but we all have our own life path, and own value as a person. doremi is nice and taught me that

>>11522004
its kinda ironic really since the reason i started watching it in the first place was because of some friends who were intensely recommending it, well mostly just one friend but i felt forced and already kinda felt like i had to do everything this friend wants me to do in order to be a better person but i think that just makes me feel awful...

>>11522010
>i had to do everything this friend wants me to do in order to be a better person but i think that just makes me feel awful...
sounds like hazuki lol
but I mean yeah if it helps you realise you can take your own path that is a good thing, you don't have to be the person someone else wants, but you can try to be your best self, and try to be understanding of how others are different from you. if your frens are understanding they will want what is best for you too and for you to be happy as you, not as something else


lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

heheheh...
yeah...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11522006
let her jack it off

Your fortune: Good Luck


seuss

Did you know this movie was a box office hit that sold over 175 million dollars and then.. just vanished? No one went on to do bigger and better things. It was just the end of the urban gothic film. The cinematographer went on to film The Force Awakens, and that was about it.

Levitt and Bruce Willis maintained their lives as actors. The composer made a couple songs for Infamous Second Son. When people ask what exactly is wrong with science fiction as an economy, I like to think of this movie. It's gleaming success had basically no real impact on storytelling at all. Especially in the genre it was born in.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Science fiction is my favorite kind of story. I love Star Wars, and Battlestar, and the Matrix. I love Asimov and Moore, and I love Jack Kirby. So when I think about movies like this, I'm always hypnotized over how even critical success can be seen as a failure.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Another reason I like this movie is because it has no black people in it.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11522033
seuss are you a self hating black?

seuss

I know it's stupid, but there's only ONE black girl in this entire movie. And she doesn't even play a big role. She's a supporting actor.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11522034
I'm not an extremist no.

I don't come to 4chan to be an extremist.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Booshiii

sci fi movie expensive to make and for smart people
most people are dumb
relatively niche audience with big budget
fuck it just make another superhero movie

seuss

Science fiction is called the "literature of ideas," and I think that is a good way to describe it. It's also a great way to prescribe it, as sci-fi has so many symptoms of social and narrative failure. People just don't like idea guys. No matter how interesting the ideas are, you'll never find more than a handful that stick to the pulse of modern America.

>>11522041
George Lucas once said that dumb audiences are not an excuse for bad storytelling. He actually implies this a lot. One time he described Darth Vader's entrance as utilitarian. He said "meh, black cape, ominous music, they'll get it."

Your fortune: Godly Luck

tell me more about the gothic in art seuss do tell me so id learn


Anonymous

>>11522002
Did you ever tripfig on /lgbt/?

seuss

>>11522051
I used to post all the time on /gif/ and /d/ and /h/, but I got banned for things people just overtly offend now. So I just stopped bothering.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11522005
>own nothing
>be happy
>eat za bugs

a new song

https://vocaroo.com/1e9saTxD8aGv

this is nice board

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11522288
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>11525941
me too
let's have sess in the back of my Subaru


fuck you nigger, i havent thought about it in years


You’re @ walmart w/ your gf and this guy smacks yours + ur gfs ass HARD
wwyd

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11522042
you're going for a walk outside and this guy gets hit by a bus wwyd

>>11522042
I guess i would have no choice but to suck his cocke ^w^

are there any proof on this board that excel at discerning people's temper and personality based on the way they look? their faces, specifically. can you determine whether this guy is an aggressive brute based on his face??

poopboi

grab him by the pussy

he looks like that one trans porn star

Catfish

The fuck?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11522678
Aggressively homesexual is my expert opinion

King's

>What? I'd never go to walmat, how did I get here?
>Why is this strange woman claiming to be my girlfriend?
>Ow my ass.
>Oh hey Catfish how's it goin' where the fuck am I?

Probably would go like that.

>>11522866
okay yeah so are you versed in physiognomy? can you tell

Anonymous

>>11523058
lol true

god I wish I had some crack

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Catfish

>>11524128
I thought that's what u were referencing

Thx for clarification

Anonymous

>>11522866
>>11523055
Nice dubbies

Your fortune: Outlook good

Catfish

>>11524150
I thought me having a mental breakdown in front of everyone would be amusing
Guess not..

Anonymous

>>11524155
I’m finna nut

Your fortune: Outlook good


You are starting garden

seuss

>>11522075
We didn't have ESL in my high school.

It was primarily a thing in elementary school. In high school, if you didn't speak or write English well, you just took a remedial English class. There was little extra curricular activity for people who were supposed ESLs.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11522191
it must be nice chop it finelly then roll on a leaf and light it up enjoying the warm weather ...tabaquito Kid


Anonymous

fuck all of you right now

Your fortune: Good Luck

what is that homework u diong?<br>also fuck u2

>>11522074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apP<wbr>sjYs6HmE

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11522074
lol

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Would you rather be executed or watch 10 random people get executed (they did nothing wrong they’re just random people)

anonymous

i would rather be executed. not for any moral reason, i just want to die

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11522099
the infiniate God limited himself becoming a human and lived a perfect sinless life, taught amazing ethical teachings and lived up to them fully, preformed miracles, then died a horrible death to save everybody, rising 3 days later from the dead promisng eternal life to everybody who believes,trusts him, and puts their faith in him.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11522095
where's the option that causes a giant meteor to impact the planet killing us all in a horrific ball of fire?

>>11522095
it depends, how am i executed

If I watch the executions, will I get a girls ass on my bedroom floor? If not, I would rather get executed.


All niggers are gay!

Your fortune: Bad Luck


The Will to Keep Winning

Jewish bagel

Your fortune: Outlook good

seuss

>>11522103
Japanese?

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

you just lost it tranny <br>good luck on your reroll

Jeriko

i just lost the game ;_;

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

i meant to make a thread with that picture sorry


Anonymous

how do u pick dildo color?<br>I'd rather have a fantasy or transparent blue or pink color cus black or skin tone feels kinda gay.

seuss

>>11522107
the jelly dongs are useful because I can see if there is poop on them

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

Ur kinda gay lole<br>But yeah just get a pretty one :3

Don't get the clear transparent ones they'll turn yellow and you won't be sure if they're dirty or just yellowing from light, it happens really fast too.

>>11522107
Kek. Yeah sure, anon... it's the COLOR that makes it gay.... lmfao

>>11522107
>>be a man, dress like a man , marry me
wanna be raped?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

i dont think the color will save u anon, ur just gay


I'm 25. I have memories of when I was 5 years old, so 20 years ago. Fuck, that's not a long time. In 20 years again, I'll be 45, and in 20 years again, I'll be 65, and in 20 years again, I'll probably be dead or at least very close to death statistically speaking. And there's a decent chance I could die sooner.<br>Holy crap, life is so short. I don't want to die

>>11522110
It's fine, one day you'll go to bed and won't do it again, whatever, you'll leave this world the same way you came in, randomly and without your consent.

seuss

>>11522110
emergency meeting!!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

i'm 22
life is short
i want to die but my internet friends would be sad

>>11522646
i'm 20
life is short
no friends lole

happy thoughts

>>11522110
time passes faster the older you get. 26-29 felt like a single year to me and ill be 30 in august. just homura akemi yourself back to when you were 5 and everything will be oki doki

Your fortune: Average Luck


JulieSexCatGirl

>>11522156
That’s what I thought too lol

Like I said, don’t need to be mad about something if you know what the truth is

Anonymous

now she is naked <br>I'm scared about what she might be up to

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11522887
May want to focus on cleaning the garbage out of the back of your truck there ;)

Anonymous

>>11522922
ah unfortunately I do not own a truck but thanks;)

i fucking called it like 7 years ago spread the word all over /mu/ that visual kei would make a resurgence with dumb edgy teenagers right around now

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

i also predicted various trends in womens pants fashion

>>11522128
that filter making you look like the absolute GODDESS you are
love you Julie!!!

>>11522990
And then you see the reality >>11522274 and recoil in horror.

>>11522274
can't quicksave during battle

>>11522992
nah, all pictures of Julie are beautiful. It's truly sad that you can't see that

>>11522985
why do thye all have to be 15 years old this sucks everyone my age grew out of this shit or theyre brazilian

JulieSexCatGirl

Well I’ll be damn would you look at that

Anonymous

>>11525072
damn Julie why do you always have to make me feel jealous by showing off how you hang out with k-pop idols? you know I wish it was me hanging out with you instead, lol

JulieSexCatGirl

I actually have a secret photo that I have never shared publicly online. I thought of posting it one of these days ;)

Well, I have a few I haven’t there’s a few celebrities that I’ve met and have never really bragged about it<br>;)

I’ll keep a mystique on that one for a bit

But there is one I’ve been sitting on for like three years now that would break the Internet

Anonymous

if you sit on anything it will break!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koF<wbr>Wh25eIuw

>land whale makes threads for attention
>gets negative attention, and no one even directly replies to her
>proceeds to bump her own thread so it at least looks like people care
why do you do it, Julie? also, you are not sexy in the least. you look like a ftm tranny, tbh

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11528909
I don't know what you look like ... I can't tell if you have sexy .... but I can tell that you're sexless (and we could change it;)

>>11528871
no deranged anons here that's almost a fact ! is Julie eating or already eaten

>>11528909
I reply to Julie and give her positive attention all the time. I think she's cute and awesome and I'd love to hang out with her sometime.

>>11529091
Julie is an underage rape apologist

>>11529045
>>11529091
you're fat and ugly, Julie. pls go away. we know soc doesn't want you, but neither do we

>>11529460
I'm the one who keeps replying to these threads saying I like Julie and I'm honestly not Julie. How is it so hard for you to understand that someone might actually like another person?
Julie's cute, and she's got a feisty attitude. I like it.

>>11529468
why do you like a attention whore? fuck off to only fans and soc, you beta orbiter

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11529468
They’re just mad because they actually don’t have friends themselves lol

Anonymous

>>11529478
you didn't answer me nerd, do you like hateful attention, or are you low effort trolling a mentally retarded board?

>>11529481
says the one who posts her face on a glow nigget website for attention, lol

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11529483
Says the person that thinks is me with every positive comment on here. Stop acting like I’m the one that’s delusional but your hypocrisy is hilarious. Loooool!!!

>>11528909
And to answer your question because I’ll be wherever the fuck I want to and y’all. can’t do shit about it :)

Anonymous

>>11529506
you too, I always love seeing pictures from you! I hope you keep posting and showing the world how beautiful you are!

You can be an attention whore all you want and reveal to everyone how ugly and stupid you are alll day! You go girl!

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11529535
And have the same three Harry apes that hide behind the screen and would never had the balls to show their face troll me like that’s ever gonna get me out of here loooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!! You can keep trying though

Anonymous

>>11529547
proud to be an harry ape! I'm not an attention whore, so I dont post my face! 'm not trying to get rid of you, i enjoy insulting you! please stay!

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11529566
of course you do you need let your poor self-esteem out on something you’re welcome :)

Not my fault I look better than you

that’s a you problem :)

Harry Ape

>>11529589
>poor self-esteem
on the contrary, i know i am awesome! thats why i dont need to post for attention and flattery from strangers.

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11529615
Honey this is 4chan I think anybody that comes on here would know they wouldn’t get any compliments lol I don’t really care. I just like pissing y’all off because you can’t get me out of here works every time :)

Harry Ape

>>11529654
I dont want to get you out of here, i dont care if you post or dont. If I see your threads I hvae a bit of fun, if not, I dont care. And I'm not pissed off. Have a nice day! :)))))

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11529662
Sure whatever you say there hurry ape lol

>>11529295
Did you know “Jane doe” had a Carter fan club?

>>11529867
Yeah, her accusations are as fake as her ID was back in the day

Anonymous

>>11529878
stop getting your information from celebrity gossip channels

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11530814
You don’t like being wrong get over it. :)

Anonymous

>>11530924
i never said anything else so fuck off

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11530926
Besides that not a celebrity gossip channel they actually do their research other than you. :)

>>11530926
You’re just too busy using false information to troll people on 4chan to do any research on anything. :)

Anonymous

>>11530935
i never said jackshit other than that comment, learn to take critique you 40 year old baby

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11530926
I mean, you don’t even remember what you were even talking about. Lol

Anonymous

>>11530926
Julie thinks every anonymous is the same person, she doesnt understand 4chan

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11530940
And I listen to celebrity gossip? Maybe you watch too much celebrity gossip yourself calling somebody a rapist it’s not even been convicted for a rapist celebrity or non-celebrity. It’s not a critique about myself the only thing that you’ve proved is that you only use it to troll me and you don’t take it seriously in the first place which actually says a lot more about you than me.

Anonymous

>>11530955
i never called anyone a rapist, grow the fuck up

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11530944 so i’m answering to them as well.

>>11530959
Why did you answer to that particular comment ?

Anonymous

>>11530964
why did you answer to my comment to begin with?

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11530971
Thought you didn’t say that make up your mind lol

>>11530944
No that person just has a multiple personality disorder or something going on there lol

Anonymous

>>11530971
Welcome to the retarded mess that is a conversation with Julie, she is probably 80 IQ at best

>>11530974
here are the comments i wrote:
>>11530814
>>11530926
>>11530940
>>11530959
>>11530971
i never called anyone a rapist, you are falsely accusing me of having an opinion that i do not have because anyone who slightly disagrees with upsets you

JulieSexCatGirl

that’s a unique trolling tactic even got the friend in on it. I give you the creativity badge * Thumbs up

>>11530984
Oh my bad you’re referring to the other person I see. lol

>>11530984
Yeah but I was answering to this one and got you that’s confusing.

Anonymous

>>11531005
that IS me, i said it in >>11530984 how are you this fucking dense?

JulieSexCatGirl

Funny so busy trolling that they forgot what the hell there were even turtling about haha!!

>>11531009
But I thought you didn’t say anything else ?

Anonymous

>>11531013
YOU ACCUSED ME OF CALLING NICK CARTER A RAPIST
I RESPOND THAT I NEVER SAID THAT
I HOPE THIS CLEARS IT UP AND THAT YOU MAY DEVELOP AN ATTENTION SPAN

JulieSexCatGirl

>>11531024
Oh ok sorry, I thought you were the other person trying to argue with me lol

Hitori

>>11531028
there's much more to it I suppose , eat ain't funny

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

today I realised, julie is one of few people who posts pictures of her face on 4chan,<br>like why?

>>11531281
because she don't give a fuck what any of you think about her, and that's part of the reason I love her so much
the other reasons are because I like pink hair, I like her glasses, and I like chubby girls. not ashamed to admit that I have masturbated to Julie more than a few times


nice nice baby

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


*Watches you and waits for the right moment to hit you with cardboard paper towel tube*

Mel

>>11522692
Hey crudehumor Hey crudehumor Hey crudehumor!!

>>11522693
oh yeah? is that what you're saying?

>>11522699
what's the manga? where do I read manga? generally speaking what manga would you recommend reading? how do I find more cute pictures like the ones you're posting?

>>11522131
do you think I am rich ? I am poor and also with small pee but when it comes to that I can reach as deep as your heart
in case someone needs to unblock that monster here is the tutorial

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11522706
Well I really like Kyou kara Ore wa Loli no Himo! the one in this picture, but I mostly use Pinterest to find cute pics

>>11522711
noted. added that on my anime list


Anonymous

>>11522201
I miss the good old days when jews were brown


That's the most unappealing fake plastic whore ever<br>Whenever I look at her pictures I feel like I'm not looking at a human

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

go back to /b/ so they can discuss her bipolar titties and whether or not she’s hit the wall

seuss

>>11522149
belle's braces look like jewlery

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11522160
that’s a girl actually, the least attractive one

you fucking faggots love belle<br>belle threads get way more replies than any of my non belle threads stfu

>>11522149
I don't need Lesserbelle when I have Rynkerbelle

Catfish

>>11523230
Fuckin drowned in make up but holy fuck her thighs are killer

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


seuss

>>11522164
prancing lala homo man!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11522158
this is what they took from you

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I've been watching the movie for so long how much stamina do they have, just get raped already


anonybussin’

what makes here different than reddit, or any other forum ya think?

Anonymous

>>11522178
literally nothing

Your fortune: Bad Luck

a lot of the redit threads seem to be ai generated. 4chan might be real, it might not be.


2 Day No-fap

Nofap is for losers, just jerk off to your own imagination stop being gay.


>>11522244
I'm so sorry that you feel alienated by s4s
we always try to be welcoming to everyone
that's why you may post whatever you want here and it won't bother us


>>11522222

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

seuss

>>11522243
No I can't.

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

Why does 4chan want me to play with my butt so much

because you're not first

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

not blocking ads means you literally are gay

>>11522222
five same numbers!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

anonymous

>>11522222
i am lookign at your numbers (o)_(o)

Anonymous

>>11522222
And retarded.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11522207
If I'm losing my virginity to anything I'm making it that

seuss

>>11522207
It's people like that who'll tell you, "you aren't doing anything with your life," while you're at work; while you're at jury duty; while you're starting a family; while you're vacationing to Sweden; and only until you visit Disney World have you ever achieved a modicum of success.

Your fortune: Good Luck

happy thoughts

>>11522207
princess eva wants it so you have no choice

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

they hate that you can make yourself cum without having to spend money on weird appliances like a woman


>>11522215
I told ya millions habb ate him thinking it was cheese that's how he got into this situation - voila no need to thank me a live underground in the uncouncsious mindset

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


Imagine getting stuck up here without any obsidian or flint or any way to start fires.

Nakadachi

As unlikely as it may be, ending up like this in hardcore mode is basically being dead.

Anonymous

nehter roof feels so dreadful :(

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


I always pay more for my dairy products because I only buy that one brand which has a silly cat as their mascot.<br>I am living proof that marketing works


wish

where can i find more drug dealers
like
in what places would they be at
alleys?
should i go to a dark alley at night

Shiro

>>11522277
If you just talk to a handful of people you will find a few with connections to a drug dealer.

Anonymous

>>11522277
Use tor and go to dark dot fail, learn how to buy crypto.

>>11522632
He's looking for drugs in this thread, not where to get plapped


wish

>>11522284
that person is my classmate btw

Anonymous

>>11522284
>>11522285
Post your genitals bitch

>>11522289
Post your penis, tits, and bussy right now

>>11522312
You're a whore and I want to use images of your whore body to jerk off

seuss

>>11522284
motherless behavior

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11522284
discord 666 satanic pussy mutilation

wish

i do these kind of cuts when i want to suck some blood out

Catfish

I busted my tooth while gooning to sissy hypno

Actually I just fell down lol

>>11522390
Prolly inadvisable my blood is poison as fuck

wish

>>11522398
i had a coma for an hour after i licked it
10/10

Catfish

>>11522542
One time I ate like 20 mg of lorazepam lol I mean I could handle it cuz I'm a tough bastard but my mom still called EMS on me

And that cocksucker had the balls to say some cute shit like "ur coming with us wether u like it or not"

Was already 5 inches higher than you
..and when I was 17. I actually had burgeoning muscles


Magick

whn I was like 13 cum used to get stuck on my braces<br>thing's actually pretty sticky

anonymous

braces are cute, i'm sad that i'll only have mine for a few more months. how should i appreciate the time we have left?

>>11522298
i don't like taking picture of my mouth area because i'm missing teeth, but i've taken a few

Anonymous

>>11522296
dey liek being raped till anal prolapse

anonymous

>>11522300
silly, cute suicide attempt a few years ago. my jaw area is basically the last bit that's still 'healing' (a bit more orthodontia and then i'll have surgery for implants and a few impacted teeth pulled)

>>11522304
because i was joking. it was just a normal suicide attempt

Magick

>>11522306
oh ok suicide can be cute though
how did you try to do it

anonymous

>>11522309
i was really stupid and jumped from an overpass onto a highway. i thought i timed it so that a car would hit me, but it just clipped my right side i'm pretty sure

Magick

>>11522315
why didn't you try again then

anonymous

>>11522324
i've realized how narcissistic and selfish it is to kill yourself. it's just hurting the people around you because of your own inability to fix yourself. i wish every day that i could kill myself, but that decision just isn't mine to make


Anonymous

detached
but life feels like a dream
this is peaceful


i make hot chocomilk this morning but i forgot since i was reading a manga<br>but it turned out to be very sad so now i am depressed amd my choco is too cold to drink

Nakadachi

The path of life is one fraught with misfortunes and tragedies, but as a human, you are armed with the unwavering determination to endure them.

Anonymous

im sowwy anon<br>here *gibs u me choccy milk* take mine :3

>>11522876
thank u fren
im playin portal 2 now and the fun puzzles maed me feel better

Your fortune: Average Luck

Stell die Schokoladenmilch in die Mikrowelle.


seuss

You don't need a good reason to be upset, and you can be upset at whoever the heck you feel like.

Haven't you had a mom before? Someone who dignified your emotions?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

My family was ruined because of people who believed they needed a good reason to be upset, and a good reason to calm down.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Canca

Anonymous

I have inoperable brain cancer I'm not even 20 I haven't done tertiary education I have less than a year I fucking did nothing to deserve this what should I do 4chan, I've never had sex or had a boyfriend which is my fault but if I knew this was going to happen I would have done so much differently (though I suppose we all are)

I don't even know I feel like killing myself but why would I do that to my family and friends

who wants to talk

if you havent already please look into the gospels and determine on your own if Jesus Christ is trustworhy and reliable enough for you to put your trust and faith into. Jesus loves you and offers eternal life in heaven with him to everyone even though we die.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11522361
end your life

I almost had a sentence about "no religion"

>>11522364
what makes you feel that way...Jesus loves you

>>11522357
you have brain cancer because of all the negative thoughts you have about others i guess you shouldnt have been such a terrible person huh

>>11522396
do you have any scientific studies to support that assertion?

>>11522402
You're the one making a claim

>>11522357
You'll get another shot at life eventually, unless you successfully escape samsara

that's how I cope at least

>>11522404
you claimed it didnt work
thats a claim

yamamoto kumoi wrote a manga about this :DD

>>11522357
It seems you already know what to do.

Death is the purpose of life. Align your will with God's and nothing can happen which you do not accept.

Christ promises eternal life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yc<wbr>6iH-HW-A

>>11522357
that sucks op! i don't think anyone here is qualified to help you. most would just troll anyways. if I had a year left I would probably just smoke weed and spend the little time I had left with friends and family. I would try and make my family feel comfortable. I wouldn't want them dprrssed when I'm gone.

Idk those are the kinds of things I would care about anyways..

maybe if u get on chemo they could shrink the tumor enough that it becomes operable? i hope there is something the doctors can do for you op, i don't wanna lose any nice [s4s] friends :(

maybe you could try to get a different doctor who is more of a cancer specialist or somebody who does more experimental treatments... I think a lot of times when doctors say 'there is nothing we can do' it's just because they are lazy and don't care about you enough to really try a more out of the box approach. if you find the right doctor I bet there is something that could still be done to help you or at least try.

>>11523045
you're a fucking ghoul and you are making a mockery of scripture

tea fren

>>11523475
this in so many more ways than one.
i could write a book but it would never be published.
suffice to say the medical profession is not at all what it appears to be.
*sip*

pic related.

https://patient-safety.com

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11523484
I always suspected you were autistic but you are beyond that ahahah I guess it was obvious
You should seek professional help

>>11523505
if there is one website you should ever read in it's entirety it's that one in tea fren's post.
the people are walking through minefields.
i know you don't give a fuck.
but most of us do.

>>11522357
take out some loans and go wild

>>11522396
this is the last reply I posted, how is the thread still active-ish

I've quit my job and have started 100%ing my favourite games

>>11522364
i dont wanna promote religion to you i wanna promote Jesus Christ because the historical evidence of Jesus Christ is undeniable and extremely overwhelming. Jesus Christ is God in human form, born from a virgin birth, lived a sinless life, taught amazing ethical teachings he lived fully up to, preformed miracles, died a horrible death loving and forgiving his enemies, and 3 days later he rose from the dead promising eternal life to everyone who puts their trust and faith in him, please atleast look into who the historical Jesus Christ is and determine on your own if hes trustworthy and reliable enough for you to put your trust and faith in him.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11524322
Kill yourself you fucking freak
B b b but MUH JESUS!!1!!

>>11522357
If I were you I would just live it up
Drink like a fish and use every drug imaginable
And also take risks and do dangerous things

>>11524325
if youre upset about cancer, God didnt give you cancer we live in a cursed messed up world that we find out why its this way in genesis chapter 3 when we read about adam and eve rebelling from God and thats why the world is cursed and messed up. Everyone dies but Jesus Christ promises eternal life if you put your faith and trust in him please look into the gospels if you havent already before you outright deny him

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11524329
I’m not op retard
Stop spamming your bullshit
lmao why am I even giving you the time of day?
Gtfo this board

>>11524331
y r u so upset. Jesus loves you there is no need to be upset

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11524322
>promising eternal life to everyone who puts their trust and faith in him

he did no such thing.
KYS charlatan.

>>11522357
Gods don't exist. It's just a cope. Life is a really shitty gift. It's very unfair, painful and short. You just have to take it for what it is and try to enjoy the little time you have on this planet... or don't. You will be forgotten in no time. No one will miss you. Your family will die some day too. Nothing matters. Just don't fall for this "do this do that follow your dreams and ambitions and have fun" bullshit. Just lay in bed and do nothing.

>>11524334
beleiving in him means putting your trust in faith in him
>>11524335
God does exist because everything has a cause down to the universe, we know this with the big bang, its way easier to believe there is an uncaused eternal causer (God) that caused the universe rahter than the universe coming to nothing. God exists because if you look at the order and intelligent design of everything it demands an intelligent made who made it (God). God exists because without God there is no purpose to anything with no meaning because there is no God who made us or anything with a purpose or meaning. If there is no God there is no right or wrong because theres no objective right or wrong giver so if you believe that you have to look at everything like rape, murder, racism, and so on and believe the opposite of what you believe about those subjects reguarding if its right or wrong is equally as valid and true. God exsits because of the historical evidence of Jesus Christ being who he claimed to be (God), and the Bible being extremely accurate historically. The Bible has no contradictions and is extremely historically accurate with no innacuracies down to the smallest detail.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11524338
oops sory i didnt re read at all before i posted ^ _^ meant the universe coming from nothing not to nothing ^ _^ opose lole

>>11524333
someone needs to ventilate your dome with an axe

>>11524349
dond b upsetti sphagetii

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11524325
>>11524334
I'm raping your nigger mother as we speak and spraying diarrhoea inside her nigger mouth LOL

>>11524400
Oh wow so crude is a jesus freak too

>>11524338
>The Bible has no contradictions and is extremely historically accurate with no innacuracies down to the smallest detail.
this is satire do not listen

>>11524696
its the truth and if you think otherwise im happy to hear you out. Jesus loves you ^ _^

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11522357
post imaging faggot. CT, MRI, X-ray, whatever u got i wanna see inside ur skull. tumors make my benis bop and i wanna touch it to ur brain ouchy :3

>>11522357
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.
Enjoy your cancer!

>>11525918
weirdo
>>11526168
I can't tell if you're being aggressive

>>11526185
let’s say, i've been a bad girl. let’s say, hypothetically, i've been a naughty girl even. ok, and if i were a naughty girl i would also be your dirty little slut right? then hypothetically speaking i would be your little cumslut. now let’s say that i'm also daddy’s girl. now that we’ve established that i'm both a bad girl and daddy’s girl, then i believe you’d agree with me when i say that i deserve a spanking. am i not correct? a bad girl deserves a spanking and as i am your daughter, you are my daddy, so you are the one who must provide punishment.


>>11522359
she has two very huge arguments


I want to keep Hanna from Fuga: Melodies of steel as a housepet. She'll have to wear just a collar and nothing else, and I will pet and cuddle and kiss her everyday as if she were a normal cat.

seuss

>>11522340
She seems like she would be kind of a good petto

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Anonymous

>>11522395
Why are anti-pepe troons like this?

i wonder how much time hes spent shift clicking pepe the frog in his entire life. probably way too much time


LOL what is this?

is there some infamous 4chan lenny asylum i dont know about?


seuss

>>11522421
I should have protected her...

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11522423
Instead, you punched her in the face because you're a nigger.

Your fortune: Good Luck

Catfish

It's funny because niggers are the ones attacking Asian women but their stupid shit brainwash colleges tell them it's white men who are evil lol

seuss

>>11522427
If I punched the ASIAN GORL, it's because she agreed to slap box with me and I got too competitive.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11522428
When was the last time you were in a college you trailer trash LMAO

oriental asians are probably the least hated race

Catfish

>>11522431
Actually sir I was such a fuck up in school they gave me an IQ test thinking I was slow but turns out I'm "very Bright"

I'm just lazy

Anonymous

>>11522434
You didn't answer the question

seuss

>>11522432
ASIAN GORL enjoying peaceable neighborhoods

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Nakadachi

I hated the Chinese before covid made it mainstream.

Catfish

>>11522440
I didn't go to college I was landscaping and welding at that time

Also I don't think I would function well I'm a college setting. I'm too....outsider
Nomad perhaps

Anonymous

>>11522446
How do you know about what they teach at colleges then? quit talking out of you ass

seuss

>>11522445
The doctor that gave birth to me was Chinese!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11522421
Remember when they told us that it was white ppl who were being mean to Asians. But all the evidence showed it was black ppl.
So everyone stopped talking bought it.


Catfish

I've fapped like 20 times in the last couple of hours wtf make it stop

I'm not even horny this is some psychotic shit!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11522380
>>11522380
>>11522380
Rape is gruesome I can't even pat a girl on the shoulder without feeling like I'm breaking barriers also my aunt used to sexually abuse me so ye idk fuck that

Also too bad teeth don't grow back lol my scars heal my ankle repairs itself but nope teeth don't come back

Anonymous

Why's there so many faggots on tonight. I miss 2004 when the posts were more clever.

Catfish

>>11522392
Clever? Lol this website was nothing but dad jokes and desu desu spam lmao fucc outta here pretend oldfig

Anonymous

>>11522392
You know what I say in these circumstances?
Fuck niggers. That is all you can say.

Nakadachi

>>11522388
It only counts as sexual abuse if that person wasn't pretty.

Catfish

>>11522405
She actually was hot

Id show u a pic of her but fuck that also she died of liver failure when she was 50 and I loved her despite what she did to me and I couldn't bare to go to her funeral it would've massacred my soul nor could I face her kids I wouldve wept like... Some grandmother. I would've pulled my teeth out I don't know what I wanted to do.
https://youtu.be/vfGjls-329Y?si=sgW<wbr>LSe7VgqkzkC95

>>11522409
Yea well sorry maybe I'll just post derivative meme shit from now on instead of using this board as my personal blog

Bro wtf is wrong with me like my cock will NOT stop

This is bothersome. This fucking... virility

And most niggas would be like oh durr I wish I had a cock that would stay hard for 2hours

No you don't!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11522380
I'll take things that did not happen for 500, Alex

>>11522443
Didn't you say you got a hernia or something recently? Could it relate to that?

>>11522380
thanks for all your hard work

Catfish

>>11522535
I guess but I'm a khornate berserker nothing hurts me lol

Last night I had my teeth knocked out and I shattered my face but I'm immune to pain now...I've dealt with it forever

https://youtu.be/C_W_oeJSe5U?si=01U<wbr>FZZdqcWJ4pOQ4

Anonymous

>>11522380
I'm happy to hear it, catfish! Since you're feeling so fappy and cute today, have you considered expanding your tastes?

>>11522548
you arent a cornflake you're a fat drunkard

Catfish

>>11522556
Uh sry I don't like black cock

Even funnier is I'm prolly wider than them lole

Anonymous

>>11522380
omg that is soooo hot

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11522380
reading this kinda makes me horny and wanna do the same thing. 20 is crazy. I think my record in one day is like 8.

Catfish

>>11523325
Wanna rub our dicks together? I can prolly make you cum 20 times

Ok I'm not THAT virile but the effort is what counts

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11523329
>wanna rub our dicks together
I mean if we got to know each other and I liked you probably yes. my gf would would wanna watch and rub them together herself tho.

Catfish

>>11523362
I'm super dislikable lol but uhh can we do that anyway? Especially if she has a smug cock sucking face while she does it

Fuck I'm filling up again

Anonymous

>>11523367
>smug cock sucking face
are you implying she's gonna suck us too? because imo that's even better, especially if it's at the same time.

Catfish

>>11523433
Ugh I pretend to be manly and smug but I melt as soon as .. whatever

Anonymous

>>11523446
who said anything about manly? manly isn't required for this. how do you think I ended up with her in the first place LOLE

Catfish

>>11523465
Do you look like that also does she paint your nails for you

Wtf I'm cringe STFU

Anonymous

>>11522556
how did you get that earthbound background effect?

>>11523483
being honest I am a bit more on the athletic build side as I have worked out for a long time but yes she does and my toes too which she is more obsessed with. I personally dont get the foot thing but it doesn't bother me.

Catfish

>>11523507
Lol I've worked out a lot but not to be fit in just wanted to be strong

At20i could lift 320lbs

But now I'm old...and tired

wish

>>11522380
holy ffucking shit is that kaine
i made a kaine chatbot to berate me

Anonymous

>>11523516
320 overhead press? deadlift? both of those were always not good lifts for me, I was a bench maxxer and realized I had to slow down and balance other things.
>>11522559
my gf is a girth queen she'd probably be a fan of this

Catfish

>>11523531
I used to take Adderall and sit in our gym in the back for hours listening to metal and tearing the shit up ahah

Anonymous

>>11523538
I was always too shy to actually go to the gym so I just bought an olympic set and worked out at home. eventually I started getting paranoid about benching without a spotter and stopped lole

Catfish

>>11523556
I've been fat for most of my life so it made me insecure around women. But then I stopped caring as I realized I could literally kill them with a punch or break their wrist with a simple twist

Lol sry that sounds gruesome but it's true

Cunts wanna judge me but all they have is a pussy loll

Anonymous

>>11523568
do you ever fap thinking about your aunt?

Catfish

>>11523572

Nope. Even though she was pretty I didn't want that and it also fucked my ability to be intimate with women for years

>>11523574
Also I'm convinced she just wanted to fuck my dad and I look like him so..
https://youtu.be/nTHKgdOvFcc?si=SiQ<wbr>Ta4giH7MPV_MP

Anonymous

>>11523574
the same thing happened to me with family members, but for some reason my mind decided it made me horny later on

Catfish

>>11523576
Sounds like sexually induced trauma. You attempt to make sense of it by sexualizing it

Did you know boys who are raped can often end up as trans girls? Quite gruesome indeed

Anonymous

>>11522380
get well soon

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11523597
I'm still going from when you offered to frot

wish

>>11523605
hey can i rent that in my head

Catfish

>>11523608
Nice

Edge harder moron I won't be satisfied until you cum so hard your legs jerk and kick and you drool!+

>>11523616
No shut up bitch you need a good dicking not suicide

Anonymous

>>11523622
unchecked doubles on the last page!


weed and shroom addict

How do I give that which is the only thing thar brings me peace and comfort?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

three same numbers!
you should send your marijuan and funny mushrooms to me, that way I can do them instead of you!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


the means of OC

do you all just use mspaint? gimp has gotten impossibly hard to use over time. i used pixlr.com for a long time but since flash died and the advent of generative ai they have been making it worse and worse. i can't be bothered to pirate photoshop, and it's probably just as bad as gimp. modern inkscape is even more of a disaster. ezgif is still the best thing for gifs.

>>11522474
looks good for actual art and illustrations. what about tools for combining two images together, changing colors and shapes, replacing bits of text, etc.?

i also use processing.py for anything that is easier to express procedurally than to manually edit.

>>11522453
Paint.NET (getpaint.net) is my go-to. With plugins it can do most things that GIMP can.

>>11522453
If you want something easy to use that doesn't copy all the complicated photoshop UI, try kolourpaint ^w^

>>11523296
Ok well I had to shill colourpaont bc it works exactly like microsoft paint!!!


Magick

oh h-hey dad, thought you would be at work for a couple more hours?

>>11522438
she's as cute as ever, she's ever cuter like this I would say

Catfish

>>11522438
Remember when gojo hit her clit and she fucking nearly came

What a tease

Anonymous

>>11522450
you're not supposed to watch the anime idiot, you simply have to fap to the characters, what are you a nerd?

Catfish

>>11522455
Marin actually is cool as fuck and down to earth like most romcoms are derivative shit but Marin fuckin rules

Anonymous

>>11522460
Catfish cuck arc
QoS tattoo soon

>>11522415
i look like this and say this when dad comes home from work early

>>11522460
>>11522928
It's literally written WC on her tits which mean white cock

Magick

>>11523092
she fucks black men exclusively

Anonymous

>>11523092
wash closet cuz she's a cum toilet

Magick

I would NEVER let my cute teen daughter be a cum toiled for black men

anonymous

i like marin, she is my favorite anine trans girl

Magick

>>11523514
she has a young ovulating pussy

anonymous

>>11523517
she is the self-insert of fukuda sensei, therefore she is trans too !!!!

Anonymous

>>11523517
Sadly no longer ovulating.
All her eggs were fertilized by highly potent black seed.

Magick

>>11523533
orgasms do facilitate egg fertilization...

what's that genre of ntr where they hurt the girl and she enjoys it, I forgot

Anonymous

>>11523522
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Berliner

>>11524437
test 1 2 3

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11522415
also I wanted to say her tummy looks unpunched. big miss imo


Good morning s4s


seuss

I can go to any school I want lole

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I can raise whoever I want. lole!!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I can bully whoever the HECK I want! LOLE!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

in terms of evil, these girls like freedom lole

Your fortune: Outlook good

happy thoughts

>>11522465
you should go to the school for magical girls

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

seuss

>>11522489
i will become the masketta man!

https://youtu.be/gBJ37ES-qNk

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Anonymous

dreading the fact i start work in 1 hour

Catfish

I'm pretending I'm HUNK while these darn kids go to school

https://youtu.be/C_W_oeJSe5U?si=01U<wbr>FZZdqcWJ4pOQ4

Anonymous

>>11522472
Fapping, then walking to the cafe.

>>11522472
Romantic date idea
Lets kiss and spoon on the bed while watching space documentaries

Mel

>>11522525
How about true crime documents??

Anonymous

>>11522527
Those are boring -_- we cant agree on anything maybe u should find another girl

>>11522472
=:^)
>>11522480
the kids are out of schools now so Walmart is full during the day time and the traffic is heavier everywhere and the fast food restaurants are busy during what should be down times it’s all depressing and I hate it I hate it I hate it they need to go BACK. daytime is my leisurely errand running time. I don’t even feel safe drink driving the mini bottles on my way between the liquor store and aldis when there’s that many teen drivers on the roads

Catfish

>>11522563
Teens drive like fucking retards like it actually isn't a joke they speed and switch lane without using their turn signal

Fucking zoomer faggots. They think they're smart but their dumb as bricks

>>11522566
Speaking of dumb as bricks I just failed to differentiate they're and their lol


Anonymous

trannies are delusional and here is proof; trannies say genitals don't define gender yet cutting your dick off somehow affirms gender. you 'people' are insane and I'm glad you're out of the gene pool now, lole.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I'm glad I was born as a millennial. It was truly the last era to live in but I wish I died before zoomers grew up and started trooning out en masse ruining the internet and everything else I like for good.

seuss

>>11522490
If transfolk want to be treated equal, how come they don't read their rights?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Catfish

It's called body dysmorphia and I also find itsad that some trans girls hate their penis to the point they don't even wanna touch it

Like it literally triggers their dysmorphia

seuss

>>11522498
It is a pretty good question though.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11522499
Being trans is nothing more than a phase gone wrong and I do not feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to fall for it

>>11522490
if you woke up with a vagina tomorrow, I think you'd still feel like a man, but you'd want your penis back

Catfish

>>11522503
..no

While I agree there are groomers out there who take advantage of lonely discord kids any try to make them some sissy Chimera

There are actual boys who want to be girls or feminine or whatever...who are u to judge??? I'm the most masculine motherfucker ever and I don't get off on it

Let sissies be the girls they wanna be

Anonymous

>>11522508
You have a tranny thread on the catalog right now

>>11522490
>>11522494
getting it chopped off is more of a yoomer thing
gen z are more likely to not go beyond femboy

>>11522490

I have gender dysphoria but no problem with my genitals.

Catfish

>>11522511
And???
 You think cuz I'm bisexual my opinion matters less??? If anything it offers it more Credence

Straight men don't think about trannies or cock

Anonymous

>>11522499
so you can confirm trans folk are insane clinically then? lole!

>>11522503
>Being trans is nothing more than a phase gone wrong and I do not feel sorry for anyone dumb enough to fall for it
60% I know this person's browser history

poopboi

i blame 12 iq righties and their gender reveal culture dont even @ me this is a burner phone

Anonymous

>>11522917
What do you think it is? I'll be hon3st

>>11522494
dude are you fucking delusional? does 2014 and 2016 and the whole anti-SJW community mean nothing to you? the whole Riley Dennis vs Blair White shit and the whole Kaitlyn Jenner debate?
also fun fact, everything you hate about troons today was done by troons 10 years ago.. stop pretending like you're special you little snowflake

anonymous

>>11522940
the real answer is that trans people have existed for millennia and it's only because of an increased exposure that people think that this is 'the end of days' or something

Anonymous

>>11522948
that is also true, but people like the person i just replied to would never admit that, so the least i can do is give him a reality check about a timeline he literally experienced with his own demented eyes..

>>11522940
is santa claus the top troller? master dwarf trollz

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Guys hugging each other isn’t gay.

Guys sleeping in the same room together isn’t gay.

Guys holding hands during tough times isn’t gay.

Guys giving each other light kisses on the forehead or cheek isn’t gay.

Guys cuddling in bed or on the couch (as long as they’re fully clothed) together isn’t gay.

Guys being generally affectionate towards one another isn’t gay.

>>11522516
>Guys giving each other light kisses on the forehead or cheek isn’t gay.
It's not gay if you're Mediterranean, Latino, or Arab.
It IS gay if you're Celtic, Germanic, or Japanese.
Don't know about other races.

>>11522516
this is all true actually.
Gay is something you are, not what you do.
Labling any male intimacy as gay just makes guys more insecure and performatively homophobic in an attempt to signal to others that they're not gay.
Calling guys being dudes "gay" is usually something women do out of jealousy or fear that their dude might turn bi and then she'll have to bring more to the table to hold onto him.

wish

>>11517393
Die tranny.
https://youtu.be/WYYLPUznvJo


seuss

>>11522493
...That is milk chocolate

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger