was it you posting mariln manson lyrics? are you doing it to make a joke out of me?

>>11530754
saying that was immature of you

>>11530768
immaturity is a reliable path to being ok

>>11530798
i dont know what you're trying to say about me with this but i don't much like it and i am about to make it into a problem

>>11530812
i don't like it when you take our name off it catches me off my guard. i would rather you could just admit to everyone that you love with me and talk on all of my posts im being ver upfront about m feeings here the taught me about that in m bi polar therap next i am going to improve m conficdence enough to stadndn up for mself (demand that you bu me more gifts, in fact, if you don't do that alread i am going to make our life so hard that you get alzheimers trust me it will be your fault)

>>11530815
well ive already got alzheimers so youre way ahead of the curve

>>11530825
yeah you do, and you're in my hospital room again. you're covered in shit and you think i am your wife.

>>11530837
you can try this out on your bitch mother

>>11530843
i dont like talking to her she doesnt get me like you do

>>11530847
i will do my best to not remind you
>>11530857
only you can 'settle' me 'down'

>>11530862
he please come back i need a cuddle and i need ou to tell me to calm down or that its fine while you panic and struggle to think of somewhere to put our hand which isn't inappropriate, in full awareness that we would be having sex if either of us would even care to suggest it.

>>11530949
dont worry im here for you always

>>11530720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK1<wbr>yXuYjSlk

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11530996
i'm always glad i dont understand those languages dont ask me why or make assertions that its because that man has dyed his hair

>>11530720
wish i had a trash emo shoegaze band so i could use thia as an album cover

>>11531001
you could write a full-length shoegaze album with your ears plugged

>>11531001
do one better and make electronic "muisic" i dont know what "grenre" this looks like because i dont listen to "raves" but mabe if ou took it over to /mu/ and asked some of the music students of the criticall acclaimed colleges and universities located in the uited kongdom the would be able to tell you nothing but good things about you and advocate for our right to become a rap artist and have as man shitt midi keboards as ou could fit insoide of our worthless gaping asshole but you only yneed one thats the beauty of it

>>11531016
i lied you shoud not talk to 'people' like that especially British ones its only going to make your life worse

Hitori

>>11531042
feck aff those perfect people ! sheit

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11530815
those posts weren't mine, you weren't talking to me there. but I can see why you'd think this guy >>11530812 was me

Anonymous

>>11531052
do we just pretend we're talking to each other all day while we cr y and speculate awful things

seuss

>>11530720
scared of handsome men

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11531066
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11531055
yah I really do care but I can't keep track of the entire board and scan each and every thread looking for your posts
>>11531061
thats sort of what this board is about :o

>>11531066
his music fell off in like the album before high end of low
honestly before that
i ignore most of his music
so when i sa that i mean there were 4 mabe five good albums and another half an hour of material from his others

>>11531074
>yah I really do care but I can't keep track of the entire board and scan each and every thread looking for your posts
you make being the victim of a thistroial international government conspiracy sound so romantic i missed you welcome back plese make it stop please make it stop please make it stop

>>11531074
>thats sort of what this board is about :o
its just you and me and that one other person we ignore

seuss

>>11531080
listening to pop expecting gold

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11531093
>pop expecting gold
search google for pop explosinf gold

seuss

>>11531096
I got funko pops

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11531101
<3 i got punished for existing but its ok i'll come back srtronger (nuclear weapons) and i will defeat them (the brithsh)

seuss

>>11531117
being persecuted for who you are is a serious pain

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

golden boy anime - Google Search - anime.jpg

Anonymous

>>11531121
i didnt even need to be anything by the wa y how does your accent sound

>>11531121
sometimes i worry about you that you might have sustained permanent life changing injuries and are blind and using [s4s] with accessibility programs and voice typing

Hitori

>>11531144
ya know the saying creepled for 100 so creepled for 1000

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11531091
THERES SOMEONE ELSE ON HERE??

seuss

>>11531144
I can go to a medical professional and get official advice if you want, I've done that many times.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11531187
no i lied its just me and i'm only here because i heard you got lonely

Hitori

>>11530720
don't be mean that's Anthony only foot

Anonymous

>>11531191
i dont know why or what you suggested that for and i dont know if you can trust your local medical professionals, so really that's up to you .

seuss

>>11531200
The doctor would be able to verify the issue with my eyesight.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11531217
i think you would be able to do that too if you had one

seuss

>>11531237
That's not the right pronoun to describe a unit of person.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11531240
im concerned but really im ok woith not understanding what you thought just now

seuss

>>11531243
You identified an unspecified doctor as "one," which could have been an optometrist, a nurse, a psychologist, a psychiatrist or a chiropractor.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11531244
i identified an eye problem as one

seuss

>>11531246
No, you didn't. You most assuredly described my problem as being local to my brain or my eyesight or anything there inbetween.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11531247
no i said if you had an problem like being blind you would most likely be able to identify this without a doctor.

seuss

>>11531265
Are you sure, it read like I wouldn't be able to do that without a doctor.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11531271
no if you had something like being blind i dont think you would need a doctor to verify that for yourself

seuss

>>11531276
Okay, I see what you mean now.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

>HAHA LOL WATCH THIS VIDEO OF A PERSON DYING LOL SO BASED
>OH MY GOD AN ANIMAL DIED???? OH FUCK HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>11530737
personally i would much rather watch a video of a girl being murdered one with a lot, or at least more than enough, blood. i'm not tring to mean aanthingg b this and its not a joke or i'm just telling you my preference

seuss

>>11530737
zoomers make the best porn

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11530737
I posted this from an alternative universe

>>11530746
i hate fat girs everything they do makes me feel like iy'm going to vomit

>>11530737
stupid oldfags they became soyaks
time to get replaced with new generation of anons

>>11530780
you can't in2 OC as proven by soyjak spam

>>11530780
its fine because the next generation cop me as much as the cop people who i dont' like and right now i am making sure there is enough prejudice about fat girls and the mentally ill

>>11530737
Go get groomed on Snapchat u soybaby


Take easy Pee-Taa


Mister Anon? According to the test result, you may be... autistic

what is that spposed to mean ou think i was molested or does it mean you are going to molest me too? i alead know it omes with extra legal protections for my mommy in an instance of an child abuse case being brought against her (i love my mommy)

>>11530776
>what is that supposed to mean you think i was molested? or does it mean you are going to molest me too? i already know it comes with extra legal protections for my mommy in any instance of an child abuse case being brought against her (i love my mommy) but which one is it are you going to molest me too or just say nobody molested me? do you really think i would be good friends with the people at the autism matters special friends club ? do ou reall think that i would like them? honestly i do not feel comfortable with you knowing where i live.

what is that supposed to mean you think i was molested? or does it mean you are going to molest me too? i already know it comes with extra legal protections for my mommy in any instance of an child abuse case being brought against her (i love my mommy) but which one is it are you going to molest me too or just say nobody molested me? do you really think i would be good friends with the people at the autism matters special friends club ? do you really think that i would like them? honestly i do not feel comfortable with you knowing where i live.


ugly posts make my own look better in comparison<br>I have to say, they're looking simply divine right now

>>11530769
good slave
continue working for me

>>11530783
post faster
bring more of your friends
you will obey me NOW

>>11530786
i hate that ugly yellow thing

>siiiigh my pathetic slave was banned again

3soyjaks gif hairy open mouth soy soyboy soyjack tagme-635.gif

>>11530835
which will you run out of first? IPs? or days in your pathetic life?
both will be spent in service to me

>>>11530835
>which will you run out of first? IPs? or days in your pathetic life?
>both will be spent in service to me

distorted open mouth reddit social-media soy soyboy tagme-556.png

Hitori

>>11530763
He went out in a glaze of glory

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11530763
"o amor vem com o tempo"
"love comes over time"

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


Horny, Elvira mistress of dark

Anonymous

>>11530820
too old too large not everybody who wears black hair bases their personality off of a BBC drama about medieval era

Catfish

>>11530937
Wrong. Elvira has a great personality and sense of humor

Belle is just a dumb cunt who shows her twat off for money

Anonymous

>>11530829
Do you think her tits are to big Anon?

fatfish simping for elvira hucow of the dark lmaoooo is there any depth he wont sink to

Catfish

>>11531064
I've sunk so deep you could never pull me out. I braved SOMA I killed Emil's clones I fought through rapture I've beaten ninja gaiden on master ninja and I've beat every DMC game on Dante must die

I've walked the planes of torment. I fought with deathclaws on the long 15

But those were for fun if you want to hear about the pain ans horror I've witnessed in real life...lol

Hitori

>>11531040
nom nom nom French is also not my speciality

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11530820
I thought this was the chick who traveled to Japan by herself and got raped and forcibly married to a yakuza at first.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11531122
With tits that large you might be right lol


>>11530821
my name isn't desu, what is that some sort of india name?


Daily Bible Verse 5/26/2024

>>11530669
nice!
is this the daily gay thread?


>>11530782
N-no you don't

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Hitori

>>11530782
beside being self aware I can't avoid being canine fang

Anonymous

>>11531259
you justt said MAYBE WE SHOULD

>>11530782
I would give anything to be your daughter

>>11531257
i forgo t actuall i dont know anthing about thiese people but apparentl either his father beat him until he could get 100% on ever song in guitr hero or he did it for himself like i said i dont know who they are but im hearing about it

Magick

>>11531280
me on the bottom cumming on the floor

Anonymous

>>11530782
lemme smell them feet that ok w u?

>>11530782
 oh no no no no... are those... GIRL FEETS?! AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! GOD I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TOES SO BAD THEY’RE SEXY AS FUCK OH NO I’M GONNA COOM SO BADLY BROS I CAN FEEL IT FEET FEET FEET FEEEEEEEEEETSIES I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I HAVE TO CONFESS! I LOVE DIRTY SOLES SO MUCH BUT IF I LICK THEM THEN THEY BECOME CLEAN!! THOSE SUCKABLE TOES!! THOSE LICKABLE SOLES!!! WHY GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR, THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE ISN’T FAIR!!!! I CAN SMELL THE SWEAT STENCH THROUGH MY MONITOR!!! HARKEN UNTO MY REQUEST MILADY, I PRAY THEE, SPARE ME BUT A SINGLE SNIFF! I LOVE DIRTY, STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS SO MUCH THAT MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME IS DARK SOLES!! ALL FEMALES SHOULD BE BAREFOOT BY LAW!!! WE MUST CULTIVATE SUPERIOR CUISUINE THROUGH YEARS OF FEET FERMENTATION!!!! THE MOLDY CALLUSES ON GIRLFEETS SHALT BE HARVESTED IN POWDER FORM VIA NAIL FILERS FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF FOOT CONNOISSEURS AS FINE GARNISH!!!!! THIS IS A RALLYCRY FOR ALL FOOT CHADS TO RISE UP!!! FEETS! FEETS!! STINKY!!! SMELLY!!!! SWEATY!!!!! DIRTY GIRLFEETS!!!!!! ONLY BY WALKING BAREFOOT THROUGH EVERY ENVIROMMENT FOR MONTHS CAN THE FINEST AROMA, THE FINEST FLAVORS, BE HARVESTED!!!! AND AFTERWARDS, I WILL GLAZE HER PRESTINE FEET WITH MY MAN-MILK! MY BABY-BATTER!! MY PEARLY WHITE CUM-FROSTING!!! I'LL COVER UP HER ENTIRE FEET IN MY GLOP, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER SOLES TO HER ANKLES!!! AND THEN!! AND THEN!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT IT!!!! DESSERT IS NATURAL AFTER THE MAIN COURSE!!!! ONLY THE MOST PATRICIAN GOURMETS CAN APPRECIATE THE PINNACLE OF FINE-DINING!!!!! I'LL CLEAN OFF THOSE EMACULATE FEETS UNTIL THEY'RE SPOTLESS!!!!! OH NO NO NO NO.... IT'S HAPPENING!!!! I'M BEING MIND-BROKEN BY STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'M... GOING... INSANE... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<wbr>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
<s>

Your fortune: Better not tell you now</s>

>>11531776
you're afraid to go back to what you were doing earlier cos you got banned so many times already
but right now I'm provoking you and manipulating you into resuming your embarrassing crusade so that you get banned yet again
and I hope you come back and get banned again and again forever! waste your life for me!

Jeriko

>>11531790
if you're white post hand faggot

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Anonymous

>>>/his/16666711
Published 31 October 2015
"Interesting enough, I put my original torah (the pentateuch in Greek)
and the body of Moses (his bones) inside my ark of my testament at
Jeremy's hollow cave (where Moses climbed up) before transporting
my tabernacle (mishkan in Hebrew) to my ancient temple in heaven
(1st name of Stonehenge) - radiocarbon dated the wood and body."
-- God the Holy Ghost


Magick (duffle bag)

you're gonna STAY on my dick until you die, you're gonna be on MY threads blowing a dick DAILY


unpleasant things:

Anonymous

sand in the asscrack
soap in the dickhole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

just don't wash your dick, simple as

Your fortune: Godly Luck


can i please use somebodies donated eggs i had a cool idea about making real life anime girls we can use the public disabled restroom, the have free power, hot water, we can lock it from the inside and everybody will just think its out of order. even the cleaners.

Hitori

>>11530867
I'm sorry but have to consider that roode tho it's knot tied already

Anonymous

does the women grow the placenta or does the embryo? (the woman i already knew) how does it attach to the umbilical cord? does this in essence separate the body from the sperm?

>>11530873
i'm going to punch you so hard our worm falls out of your asshole and you cant cry until you're given permission by the voices.

>>11530874
imagine shoving your cock right past the cervix and up into that hot fucking uterus and jizzing all over that amniotic sac

>>11530878
imagine you all go back to heyuri.net where you can all do this together without making my life worse

>>11530867
it looks more like the placenta and the umbilical cord develop in the egg which onlyy makes this totally not a challenge to make real life anime girls in the disabled restroom

please how to reduce suffering in my egg-donor chicken we need to surgically remove the eggs as the are developing before they are hard and i don't feel like she is having a good time

>>11530867
if ou need me to spell it out for you, you can feed your embryo on a mixture of red bull, powdered milk and spit. and, provided it did not reject, animal blood.

>>11530913
process for incubation, egg is housed inplastic suspention above warm water in double boiler system maintained at optimal temperature, feed placenta at intervals or by drip and prepared liquid feed reserve

>>11530928
process for cloning / hybridization / - scrape the contents of egg, remove with syringe, prepare genes from cell(s) of subject to be cloned / hybrid use syringe to inject sample into egg (clean) , incubate ,

>>11530934
come on the teach you this in school when you're 13 ears old in school you dumb shit you fucking retard you fucking stupid you stupid asshole


>>11530880
cuz he's raw-dogging Goldberry's sweet pussy EVERY DAY

Hitori

>>11530872
someone almost killed the board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11530872
Can I get a QRD on this guy bombadilheads?

>>11530909
Sure thing, here's the rundown

>Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow
>Bright blue his jacket is
>his boots are yellow
>None has ever caught him yet
>Tom, he is the master
>His songs are stronger songs
>his feet are faster


Please somebody help me D:

A high school senior named Yotaro thought he was an only child — until he met his real mother and discovered that she has 19 daughters, from 0 to 18 years old. He ends up living with his "true family."

Your fortune: Outlook good


[Subject-Too-Explicit]

Catfish

The necrosphinx rub their pussies together while I watch and also tell me I can't even touch myself while they do so

Anonymous

>>11531331
Remember the Simpsons episode where the family got seizures from looking at the TV? Put your pic on the screen.

>>11531353
yeah, i think it was made to joke on what happened with the pokemon episode
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denn%<wbr>C5%8D_Senshi_Porygon

>>11531436
Make a separate thread with that pic.

>>11531463
Im on my phone now, but you can make it! Good luck with your thread anon


i havent reminded everbody how much i hate britain in a few days and i am suffering for it

>>11530813
Why aren't annual brain scans mandatory? This picture would scare me if I cared about my health.

>>11530851
Because society is only interested in you breeding more drones, not keeping old ones alive

>>11530851
nothing should be mandatory leave me and my rights alone i hate communists

at night i check my closet for british people

>>11530919
at night i thank god that i don't have a closet or a bed which anybody british could use to conceal themselves

>>11530895
so you be saying that its mandatory to leave you alone?

britain found out unlimited genocide on the first world is coming so they dramatically reduced their living standards to escape

Yes Mister Irons *smooch* Right away Mister Irons *rub rub*

Oi what you got against british people innit?

>>11530979
must be something or i wouldnt say it so much

>>11530895
participate or kill yourself
those are the only two options
don't like it? don't be born then

>>11531130
and if we all did the same thing to provide for ourselves nobody would be able to provide for themselves anything and communists pretend that money does not facilitate whatever they want a lot better than whatever it is they just tried to explain

Hitori

>>11530979
what brits ?ya mean londoners caz I see a lot of asses sitting in Ireland

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11531159
british people? i hate to be the person to tell you but theres no "people" on that island its just the british

>>11531148
you're confused what's happening

>>11531176
we can't all buy the cheap milk or it will get cheaper

>>11531176
but we aslo cant all work at the same car factory when its time to buy a car because that is not feasible, for one- to train ever car owner in the use of factory machines and procedure, two- to move everybody to the factory for as long as it takes to finish everbodies cars, three- take farmer away from his work to make a tractor, four - to give farms to the state, five - if everbod needed that apple tree for their apples, we would need more apple trees there would be no apples left,

britiain is like a field with an apple tree in it where a small family have enjoyed the apples for many generations, and then a bunch of people from another field came here and started eating all the apples and then complaining the apples suck and we suck and we are bad people for being angry at them and we should prabably all b e killed, and we smile and say please invite your friends and families lets fill this fiedl right up and we'll smile and say thank you for enriching our field

>>11530851
if something like this was going on you would be in a coma. if you are conscious enough to be afraid of it, it is certainly not happening to you.

>>11531668
You could be in a coma right now


inviting namefigs over to ur house!
locking namefigs in the basement!
forcing namefigs to crossdress and lock away their shame in chastity!!
making namefigs wear the bpdemon uniform!!!
<s>this could be me but I'm not a namefigs :((</s>

feminine twink namefig

h-hey :) i'm the new board namefig :DDDDD please be gentle with me thanks ///w///

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

are there photos of extremely obese chicks wearing those clothes<br>i think itd look funny

Magick

you can put a name on<br>we could pick a cute one for you

Anonymous

>>11531045
okay Magick pick a cute name for me uwu i Pwomise i'll weaew it, awww da twime, awight?? :3

happy thoughts

>>11531021
i will come to your house but you need to clean first

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Mary Lee Walsh

>>11531085
fuck that i dont take orders from namefags

Anonymous

>>11531021
>bpdemon
b pedimon
like in digimon?

Hitori

>>11531082
when I was on pre school thy teechs told I would be nothing without cleaning shoes ...I gazz I'm still up to that wan wan wan

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11531119
>I gazz I'm still up to that wan wan wan
pleasse take that shit back to the rap concert or raggathon or wherever you types of people go to

Mary Lee Walsh

>>11531131
hnngg why couldn't you have picked pastel first it's so much cuter... now i'm stuck a MLW.... i'll never forgive u Magick...

Magick

>>11531149
change it to Gay Retard and don't ask me again

Anonymous

>>11531021
how do I suppress boysmell?
I'm kinda sick of having to shower twice a day and lay on perfume to smell cute

[adult swim]

>>11531021
Ok but i get to pic the panties and makeup


Anonymous

the characters in animlel corssing always have these cute voice lines at the end of their sentences, i think we should do that too, bonbon

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day

wenever u neeed sombody
ill rember to u
u dont hav to saay u lov me
i just wana be wit u

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11531033
dubs check!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11531183

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11532072
next i must make awoo banana

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


happy thoughts

Makima pegging Pope Francis

Another day in the Vatican but today something is different. The evil bitch has arrived and she's hungry for the Pope's ass. What will Pope Francis do to escape such a fate? Will the bitch find his hiding spot and invade his ass? Stay tuned and pray i will update this thread in 6 hours.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...............<wbr>.... it really do be like dat doe

you lack the intelligence to have an imagination that would allow for empathy

>>11531123
Shut the fuck up, faggot kike.

seuss

>>11531123
Are you a doctor?

Your fortune: Godly Luck


Anonymous

>>11531063
me eyebrow girl next to rightmost on the left bench

Hitori

>>11531063
a good example of nanas free environment

Anonymous

>>11531063
me with the brown pants bottom right

>>11531142
IT'S CUTE YOU WOULDN'T GET IT

>>11531173
not in the same violent and unhealthy way as you

Hitori

>>11531173
no no no jungle here or Kay dombfck

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Magick

>>11531181
oh you think you're a better pedo than most

>>11531222
I'm not a pedo I hate children I'm into milfs and highschool girls

Anonymous

>>11531225
you post Anya porn and say you want to rape Doremi girls and Kanna-chan

>>11531236
magick told me that they wanted to date me after i asked if they were a paedo and told them i looked young

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Magick

>>11531242
NO RETARD you said you looked young and that we should date, and I justt said MAYBE WE SHOULD

seuss

>>11531252
I don't know any kids

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

pastel

>>11531250
do you like this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpw<wbr>HfbE8J2U

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11531277
<33

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11531288
imagine how funny this picture would be if she had peed herself

>>11531288
only Magick drama, I am innocent

I want you to know even though I don't like your porn threads and you call me pedo and you bullied my friend Mattress, you are still my friend and I'd never say mean things about you

King's

>>11531063
Me far left on wall, golden glowing guy winner of Karaoke Grand Prix

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Jeriko

i'm the fat frick except not grey and balding

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11531063
not enough trannies in the pic

>>11531250
sorry for taking 7 hours to answer, you're still paedo for entertaining the thought of dating someone because they look young

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11531947
imagine being an age cuck

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Magick

>>11531947
I wouldn't date you because you look young, you simply mentioned that you look young and that we should date, those are two separate statements

Anonymous

>>11532233
paedo dubs
i have seen what you post, also there was a paedophilic implication in your answer since i also asked if you were a paedophile and you didn't deny that.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11532257
that puts you into an awkward position, as people will think that you are one.
also you stole my quote and made a bad thread+mean.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Magick

>>11532261
you're such a retarded brat omg


Anonymous

jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie? jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie? jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie? jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie? jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie? jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie? jannie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok jannie?

jews summon the devil to keep him busy with pointless requests so he can't stick his nose in their business

Taquito kid

Yea why is Isreal crushing Hamas there such nice guys?
Hope the kill every fucki g one of them.FUCK PALESTINIANS.
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/isr<wbr>ael-hamas-war-video-hamas-father-so<wbr>n-duo-confess-to-raping-israeli-wom<wbr>an-killing-her-5734943

Hitori

>>11531084
I think it would increase a lot the coherence if it was "the devil and the hebrews" so change my mind ...

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

I'm too tired to get out of bed but not tired enough to go back to sleep.

the last person who kissed me is my discord alt, also the last person to call me a nigger

seuss

>>11531031
Sometimes I just fall asleep randomly when I feel like this

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Fight my champion

Anonymous

he looks like a very small boy with a regular sized gun


fuck britain stupid fake country just like ukraine and palestine and makes you hear voices and kill yourself like ukraine and palestine

if i'm so pathetic hb your children when they dont like you or your gay machine?what are you going to do? get them diagnosed with something and take their welfare money?


seuss

We are the punishing rangers, the Handsome Men!

https://youtu.be/tWP5RRAivvI

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

>>11531099
haha you still have the handle from the sex thread
PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT PERVERT

Catfish

I kinda wanna rewatch visitor to a museum but I'm already in a mood so

Actually that kinda makes it better lol.
If you want a honest opinion check out RAN by Akira Kurosawa. I watch that film at least once a month. Total masterpiece

Ikiru is great too but it makes me cry so fuck that

Lary Mee Walsh

>>11531104
no i just promised Magick i would do it and i keep my pwomises uwu

Catfish

This is probably the saddest few minutes in cinema I've ever watched. Tarkovskys "the sacrifice' comes close but not close enough

This scene reduces me to pulp

https://youtu.be/s-U1UgbiDUU?si=iWL<wbr>vV8N_k9IvmXXf

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11531126
Prolly one of weakest movies. Stanley is often cited as being cold or even robotic but reviewers are just vain faggots

https://youtu.be/pJH8hO7VlWE?si=-ee<wbr>iUOFGkKyBwwXx

Hitori

>>11531094
I don't know about you but I just wash a dollah or two occasionally

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

Amelie! She such a troll lol<br>https://youtu.be/Fmsv-XUQ7Sk


Hello, esforces! Today is a happy day!<br>Your fortune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FAILED LIFE I FAILED LIFE FAILURE FAILURE UWAHHHHHHHHH

life failed me

Your fortune: Outlook good

Hitori

>>11531205
ya could perhaps just boil them sweetpie

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


happy thoughts

walk in see this

Your fortune: Outlook good

Hitori

>>11531137
there's some hemp discrimination nowadays but whys? frogs must be dumb

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11531133
I told doctors if they pay more I can put a lot more effort into it

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

That art looks terrible where's her neck?

wish

yeeehaw gettin ready for anotha frwak shaww yeeeeeeeehaw

Hitori

>>11531133
that's me being cute and funny again , why girls think that's cool?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

[adult swim]

>>11531133
Oh yeah she needs a good belt whipping she’s been a bad girl

happy thoughts

>>11531455
two same numbers!
>>11531462
running away from your problems is never the answer
>>11531465
questions that have no answers

Your fortune: Godly Luck


Catfish

There's this couple across the street and they have two kids and I can tell they love each other because doing playful banter while they mow their lawn

Ugh. Yes I suppose I'm jealous

Anonymous

I bet the guy doxxed his own gf and that made her fall for him, works everytime. Doesn't it catfish?


In Scandinavia u can’t buy a box of deep fried sugar meat for $5

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Taquito kid

>>11531209
Those shrooms look good pass the soy sauce

seuss

this is the part of your story you gotta get right

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11531212
pretty much all China food is just unidentifiable meat in different colored corn syrup

Anonymous

yeah they'd probably use kroners or whatever in place of dollars

In America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?

404-444 OP4

>>11532089
what the fuck who actually says caliwali and I’ve been a la native all my life lmao
>>11531230
There’s different quality Chinese food you know, it’s not all slop like what you’re used to


Anonymous

ITS 1 IN THE AFTERNOON<br>GET A FUCKING JOB


I refuse

seuss

>>11531224
It's okay to refuse

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11531224
I fuse. I reuse. I use. I ref. I use ref. I free us.

>>11531224
Refuse I
Reuse If
Fie Sure
Fie User
Fie Rues
Fie Ruse
Fire Use
Fire Sue
Rife Use
Rife Sue
Fuse Ire
Reef I Us
Free I Us
Ere If Us
See Fur I
Fie Re Us
Ref Use I
Ref Sue I
Fuse Re I
Re Use If
Re Sue If


furfagmaster

babysit my dotter

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

dropped it off in >>>/trash/ where it belongs

>>11531954
why is yer mom so full of cock?


Swearwords are not allowed on [s4s]<br>#fortune #livelaughlove ## #gayprideworldwide


Magick

the metal of the armor protects the rabbit

Anonymous

You can tell he fights for the demon King because of his fur color

why is the rabbit in harms way in the first place

>>11531502
the rabbit has many natural predators

>>11531503
its hard out there for a bune


>>11531275
and we pretend to not know where the bacteria samples from space came from. if space is real obviously they come from out of his mouth when the talks near that thing

>>11531275
mfw someone touches me after I specifically tell them not to


chups

papa took me to a world famous candy store bought me som candy like chocolate an marshmallow ann butterscotch in a candy thing like a smore but like a candy so cool

so rn im on his bed grinding RuneScape wat hing anime lol

i walked farther than papa on our hiking today hes out of shape i will have to make him exercise with me more

i hide behind papa an tap his shoulder an make anheart with my hands to surprise him an he look at me an smile <br>then he stick his tongue out what the heck

papu took me to shake shack for first time
he made me drink some of his wine he ordered it made me go yuck but it made me feel silly
the food was good i aaa tooo afraid to order so he order for me an say I’m his good baby girl

papa try to get me to smoke more i say no no an there is no more

>>11531976
i know it was so weird

papa see me awake an peer pressure me to smoke again<br>it taste good tho


Anonymous

skibidi biden is funny

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11531290
God, I want to fuck Nermal! <3 <3 <3

>>11531290
this is what they want you to think

>>11532216
the comedy writers who wrote the sketch want me to think their bit is funny, yes

SKIBIDI BIDEN, THE BIDEN CHICKEN<br>YOU HAVE A DRUMSTICK AND YOUR BRAIN STOPS TICKIN

>>11531290
I thought it was just an edit at first. I laughed even harder when I found out it was really on tv.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11533723
you get it
finally somebody gets it


I forgot what I was gonna say, I got distracted.


The Smiling Friends episode where they go to Brazil was just them being stuck at the airport?

I fucking got my entire family to watch that episode with me thinking they were actually gonna go to Brazil and they all looked miserable when they didn't and I felt like a fucking retard disappointment for thinking they would.

>>11532420
If I recommended shows like this to any person I know they wouldn't find it funny. It seems like I'm the only person in this country who likes adult swim shows.


fortune

>>11531323
yeah
<s>

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again</s>

Catfish

>>11531408
Finally a post thsf made .e laugh lol

Been. Waiting all day

Anonymous

how do i fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11532650
#fortune
<s>

Your fortune: Better not tell you now</s>

>>11531420
use GIMP if large penis syndrome

>>11532861
5 mor eposts until the next dubs everbody!!!!!!

animal ears close up creepy furry open mouth soyjak-3290.png


Magick

I wish I had someone to watch stupid stuff such as this


Aaaaughhh immmm cummming


Anonymous

>>11533024
You can't just bump the thread without checking dubs!


FUCK USA

>>11531391
Wanna move to Central or South America?

>>11531611
thank you for using my template c:

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

they did an imperialism against democratic bury's republic of [s4s]

TAQUITO KID

>>11531611
Sure why not there should be plenty of places to stay since Biden spot every single f****** poor one of them that wants to overhear and giving them my tax money

Catfish

>>11531665
I love the notion that a guy who pretends to be a retard hates biden too hahh

Holy shit that's genius. Fits into the roleplay perfectly

Anonymous

USA is a country of faggots and trannies that serve the jewish globohomo agenda. That's why I support Russia. Putin and Russia is the only bastion of freedom from the jews left in the world. If you're not pro-Russia you should kill yourself NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>11531391
your just mad we have a holiday and you dont


wish

being with a menherafren after 12 pm probably isnt the best

>>11531402
lol
you send this when you probably never had anh sort of female in ur room before
kill yourself tranny

>>11531419
shes so mentally ill man jesus christ not in the cute way
shes so fucking schizo
holyyyy shit she lost me with her words shuuut uuppp wtffffffffff
yeah ut was a good time

shes just smoking and talking about how her boyfriend made her go to the psychiatric hospital cuz he was afraid
but likee
he cheated on her

Hitori

>>11531392
the lack of sleep was to blame ,don't look dear it was just a bad gigolo

Your fortune: Godly Luck

wish

OP)<br>the lack of sleep was to blame ,don't look dear it was just a bad gigolo


Anonymous

you ever just

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11532390
thx bby

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11531393
>no
NEEEEXT

Your fortune: Bad Luck


why is it "s4s - shit 4chan says" and not "p4p - poop 4chan posts"?


at 38 years old I am going to drop everything and try to become the best Falco player on super smash bros melee also I've completely given up on my health and I'm ugly and balding and suicidal but I quot my job to be the best

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Lie. everythig you've just written is a lie. Fake lie.

>>11531452
it is a confession that I am embarrassed to say is true and I'm only comfortable saying it here in the company of freaks and losers

Your fortune: Average Luck

Hitori

>>11531447
I wan to become anon ...how does that can be achieved in honor

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

Bobby big balls is that you?? I always knew you browsed s4s!

>>11531468
Bbb is cool even though he's a jew. He could never be op

at 38 years old I am going to drop everything and try to become the nicest poster on [s4s] also I've completely given up on my health and I'm ugly and balding and suicidal but I quot my job to be the best

>>11531477
your logic is so flawed that it would be impossible to communicate based on the fact that your brain comes to these conclusions

>>11531486
he should be playing games with aryan characters like omori right? hehehehe

Hitori

>>11531496
ya can thank me later ...glam and perhaps lovbe can vanish on the blink of a eye

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11531482
>post slippi tag
>errrmm are you insane?
i dont understand this, what are you afraid of?

>>11531524
once he goes famous he doesnt want to be recognized as the smash player from 4cuck >.>

>>11531447
when was the last time you kissed someone?

>>11531525
bingo
pedo board
sick fuck board


seuss

>>11531480
I'm not a good person!

I'm a horrible hero!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Catfish

I'm horny can I cum on your face

Nevermind you'll prolly bite it off weird ass whore

Anonymous

>>11531480
don't talk to me, stupid g*rl

Catfish

>>11531494
Don't care. Fuck that sigma shit I'm a pure bred alpha (antisocial)


Anonymous

>>11531498
they don't want secondaries like him. maybe he'll be accepted in the hmofa general but that's about it


Is this vore? https://youtu.be/LzDVyTFUjuU?si=8sj<wbr>-RPOwGviZOwXw


This is sand nigger jew and jewcuck religion specifically, the other religions at least have cool lore and less baby genital mutilation

>>11531518
Not for the first time, I'm sure

pantheons were more fun we should go back to those ones

seuss

>>11531531
do you want to talk about Majora's Mask instead

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11531536
everything worthwile about majora's mask you can just read about, it has to be one of the most aggravating zeldas to actually play and the 3 day cycle is the least of its issues

>>11531537
to strengthen my immune system

>>11531531
then argue against it
say something to the contrary that means something
"X is so stupid"
how so?

>>11531540
Just get vaxxed and boosted, chud

>>11531531
agreed. there's no critique of religion itself in them, it all just boils down the meme creator's own oversimplified interpretation of the religion they feel like making fun of.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11531546
putting your fingers in your ear and going "lalalalala" post
i don't blame you hell sounds scary

>>11531546
the meme shows a very clear critique

seuss

>>11531539
god created man in three days :^)

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish

>>11531557
And he created you in 20 minutes lol freak

seuss

>>11531558
ewww

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Catfish

>>11531564
It's actually hot you called that other sissy "pink toy"

Anonymous

>>11531554
this is not a critique of religion as a concept, nor even a critique of the religion it's making fun of. it only pokes fun at how illogical the creator's own oversimplified understanding of the lore behind abrahamic religions is.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11531570
I went to church for my entire life and this is exactly what the preachers teach distilled into a tiny sentence. It's quite beautiful actually.

so is religion like really fake if people themselves came up with idea of religion as a way of escaping from other life problems or just scamming people

seuss

>>11531569
It was actually one day, but in three days he created the heavens, all the animals, and man to live in Earth.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Catfish

>>11531578
Both
Buddhism, Jainism and a few others withstanding

Most religions are suppressive modules for exerting power over people.

Anonymous

>>11531531
>>11531546

It is an agnostic one too, also if you're not just theist but jew cult theist with the zombie super hero literal rape baby jew god you don't get to say what is stupid honestly.

wish

>>11531568
its nto focusing on the movie

seuss

>>11531585
There is none, but the Bible says it was so.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11531505
but you deserve to go to hell because you're a sinner just for existing, so you should be thankful for god for saving you from hell because you were born a sinner. isn't God's love amazing???

Catfish

>>11531639
Kinda a low hanging fruit but yes it is true

I used to say to myself "umm if God loves us and made us onto his own image then why did he born us as sinners"

Then I realized it was just humans who made up a lie lol

Anonymous

>>11531643
God didn't create us as sinners! we became sinners because after the world was created a snake tricked a woman into eating God's no-no fruit, so now we all deserve eternal damnation.

I'm sorry if you don't like it, but actions have consequences

>>11531531
>Atheist "memes" are so fucking stupid
they are, but at least they're correct

>>11531654
yeah you have to be profoundly retarded if your entire belief system is disproven by memes made by 15 year old redditors

Catfish

>>11531650
If a snake told me to eat a forbidden fruit I'd do it.

But that would make me Slanneshi. I'm a nurgleboi first and a khornate berserker second

Anonymous

>>11531674
>one man and woman thousands of years ago ate an apple that they weren't supposed to eat
>every single human from that point on is automatically a filthy, unclean sinner at birth and must struggle through life instead of being born into paradise
ummmm..........how did religion ever convince people that these are the thoughts and actions of god?

>>11531531
You worship a jew that drinks from the peasents money, robbed by scammers on his friends list.


https://voca.ro/17McqRtTjo1f

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Catfish

>>11531565
You sound like a hot 24 year old college kid

Taquito kid

>>11531565
U.K. dude

https://youtu.be/cqm04NmUi0Y?si=DT1<wbr>Oo0EhIot2rt_p

Anonymous

>>11531549
4chan threads are not appropriate to read to.... 4chan???

>>11531595
This is nice board and there are alot of rude threads (Your starting to figure out that the only person who posts real vocaroos they made is catfish >.>)

Your fortune: Good Luck

Catfish

>>11531592
Bro are u serious?? Ahahhshsh

Holy shit wtf hah

Anonymous

>>11531549
literally asking for it
additional information: it means rape

TAQUITO KID

I always listen to catfish recordings there all high quality+ educational

Anonymous

>>11531602
People will stop sending you anthrax in the mail.

Catfish

>>11531621
Now you're taking the piss

Which is English slang for joking
Cuz theyre so smug they gotta reword everything

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11531624
https://voca.ro/16wSHqnEiGeq

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Catfish

>>11531633
https://voca.ro/13CoETDzvd9l

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11531635
https://voca.ro/1daxdUXLZtXN

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11531656
https://voca.ro/1j6zbRZWQn26

28
and yes my parents are alive
born and raised by the internet

>>11531549
your voice sounds like a twink lol

Catfish

>>11531699
Ask me how I know you like cocks
Go ahead ask me!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11531748
Weak ass bong rip TBH fam

Sounds like you don't have enough water in it as well

>>11531750
But it's more likely you're sipping out a straw

Anonymous

>>11531750
yeah it's a small bong i got for my birthday couple years ago.. so couldn't add much more water or else i'd be drinking lol

whisteling with my breath held with my toungue https://voca.ro/14vUZZ0s6D6a

Catfish

Good thread but now that soyjak freak is awake imma go take a nap

And why aren't u fags spam reporting him??? Why aren't you stomping private pyles guts out!???

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11531781
we should be reporting you instead for using the word "fags", xhey did nothing wrong

>>11531584
lukmoar and read the archives newfig


Catfish

Just boil em ain't no problem.

Animals don't scare me. Except bears

Wellcrabs aren't animals they're more like aquatic spiders. Aren't spiders animals tho.? Sry fried my brain

Anonymous

>>11531561
Typical chuddie afraid of bears

>>11531561
change your name to cirosis which is the thing that will kill you

Catfish

>>11531566
Idc how "manly'" I am I'm not getting mauled to death by a 600 pound monster that will prolly play with my guts before it eats me

F u c k that!

>>11531574
I've ate spiders and crickets and swallowed the worm from a tequila bottle
And one time I was bored and ate a beetle

They taste like shit

Anonymous

I'm going to have nightmares now after seeing this<br>hope you're happy

>>11531559
this put me in a crabby mood

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11531575
real catfish eat little bugs and fish shit off the ocean floor

>>11531559
*mr krabs voice* money me boy

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11532298
I’m lmaoing out loud at this rn


Catfish

Fuck that shit go black 2b and asuna and whoever else you'll not take Charlie


Wat should i do

onhlt

Hello esfoures frens
I want to know what you will do if you are 20y and you start to be an alcoholic.
I'm currently on AD + benz everyday and i see just 2 people sometimes, my mental is down.
I think to go in a another big city to work and be a chill NPC in a crowd of people.
What would you do in my place anon ?

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11531601
>Find christ unironi
I'm not a believer and I never would be but thanks

Catfish

Normally I'd say you're larping or lying by saying you're an alcoholic at 20 but considering I've been drinking daily since I was 15 I'll believe it

Anyway I know this is a larp but stay off the benzos. That's a withdrawal you do NOT want to experience

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

onhlt

>>11531607
I'm not lying, I'm European and I started weed at 13 and alcohol at 15 too. But that's not the problem, it's that after family problems I'm seriously starting to drink more and more... My anti-depressants are no longer enough for me and I don't want to increase the dose to avoid "brain-zap"

Anonymous

>>11531591
haha bro are you me or smt wtf haha anyway gl tryna fix your life go walk more in park read fkn paper books learn new hobby like skatebording try doing idk science (this one is actually helping me) or just enjoy your life

Catfish

>>11531613
I don't think I can help you. I believe SSRIs actually worsen your mental stability

On top of this alcohol isn't helping you lol. You use it as a simple way to drown out the stress of your life. If you wanted my dead honest opinion I'd say drop all that shit and stick to weed.

Yea it sucks but you'll make it. You're still young

onhlt

>>11531615
Thank you, I thought about taking up skateboarding to travel and clear my head. I'm going to try that but the problem is that I'm agoraphobic

Anonymous

>>11531604
enjoy life full of suffering then

onhlt

>>11531618
Thank you, I think that once I leave my town and find a new job it will be better and I will be able to "rebuild" my life

And yup i think SSRI have no effects on me

Catfish

>>11531619
Hah. The cause of my alcoholism is because agoraphobia. Except I don't have social anxiety or worry about shit or my self esteem is low I just legit dislike crowds, sitting in lines, traffic..pretty much everything you need to do to be a functioning adult

Anonymous

Might sound dumb but i was spiraling quite the same way at your age and what helped me was counselling and oleistic shit


>>11531594
I'm still laughing hard from my own post someone pls help


>>11531629
oh no no no no... are those... GIRL FEETS?! AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! GOD I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TOES SO BAD THEY’RE SEXY AS FUCK OH NO I’M GONNA COOM SO BADLY BROS I CAN FEEL IT FEET FEET FEET FEEEEEEEEEETSIES I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I HAVE TO CONFESS! I LOVE DIRTY SOLES SO MUCH BUT IF I LICK THEM THEN THEY BECOME CLEAN!! THOSE SUCKABLE TOES!! THOSE LICKABLE SOLES!!! WHY GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR, THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE ISN’T FAIR!!!! I CAN SMELL THE SWEAT STENCH THROUGH MY MONITOR!!! HARKEN UNTO MY REQUEST MILADY, I PRAY THEE, SPARE ME BUT A SINGLE SNIFF! I LOVE DIRTY, STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS SO MUCH THAT MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME IS DARK SOLES!! ALL FEMALES SHOULD BE BAREFOOT BY LAW!!! WE MUST CULTIVATE SUPERIOR CUISUINE THROUGH YEARS OF FEET FERMENTATION!!!! THE MOLDY CALLUSES ON GIRLFEETS SHALT BE HARVESTED IN POWDER FORM VIA NAIL FILERS FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF FOOT CONNOISSEURS AS FINE GARNISH!!!!! THIS IS A RALLYCRY FOR ALL FOOT CHADS TO RISE UP!!! FEETS! FEETS!! STINKY!!! SMELLY!!!! SWEATY!!!!! DIRTY GIRLFEETS!!!!!! ONLY BY WALKING BAREFOOT THROUGH EVERY ENVIROMMENT FOR MONTHS CAN THE FINEST AROMA, THE FINEST FLAVORS, BE HARVESTED!!!! AND AFTERWARDS, I WILL GLAZE HER PRESTINE FEET WITH MY MAN-MILK! MY BABY-BATTER!! MY PEARLY WHITE CUM-FROSTING!!! I'LL COVER UP HER ENTIRE FEET IN MY GLOP, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER SOLES TO HER ANKLES!!! AND THEN!! AND THEN!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT IT!!!! DESSERT IS ONLY NATURAL AFTER THE MAIN COURSE!!!! ONLY THE MOST PATRICIAN GOURMETS CAN APPRECIATE THE PINNACLE OF FINE-DINING!!!!! I'LL CLEAN OFF THOSE EMACULATE FEETS UNTIL THEY'RE SPOTLESS!!!!! OH NO NO NO NO.... IT'S HAPPENING!!!! I'M BEING MIND-BROKEN BY STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'M... GOING... INSANE... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<wbr>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! <s>

Your fortune: Average Luck</s>

>>11531658
You can choke on my feet if you want

>>11531629
this is a certified migger moment

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Catfish

Someone stole my thought earlier when I was gonna bring up that polygon episode

Anonymous

>>11531606
I once had a friend who had epilepsy
he nevertheless installed a storboscope system in his cellar
pretty savage when you ask me

TAQUITO KID

Panick attack close enough?
We pulled in home older lady across street yells to my girlfriend help.
So she is having panic attack standing on chair holding on tree branch.She was trying do something up there not shure what.So my girlfriend went + helped her down.
Then she got mad me because I said why not just kick the chair out.

Anonymous

>>11531606
6th grade, kid fell from a fence and hit the back of his head. he started convulsing but it was over in like 10 seconds or so.
fuck him.

>>11531606
I once worked with this cute girl with a seizure disorder who loved to smoke weed (she said it helped with her seizures). The type of seizures she had weren't the kind where she fell to the ground and shook around violently... she would kind of just start staring off into space and not respond to anything for like 10 minutes, it was weird. She had them at work a couple of times so I knew what they looked like.

Anyways, I always wanted to fuck her but she friend-zoned me hard, but would still invite me to her place to smoke weed after work. One time she invited to her place and were blazing it just chilling watching a movie when she was like "omg I feel a seizure coming on". Nothing she could do about it but just make sure she was safe and comfortable, and I was like, cool don't worry I'll make sure you're alright. So she started having a seizure and once I knew she was spaced out I started groping her and felt her pussy and then jerked off. I almost wanted to cum on her face but I didn't want to make a mess and leave any evidence, so I sort of just came in my pants, but I still came really hard. It was fucking awesome and she never knew.

>>11531692
Anon there's no such thing as the friendzone
Also don't rape eat a grape

>>11531692
dude... wtf. please just kill yourself, I'm 100% serious, the world would be better without people like you

>>11531606
I have epilepsy
Last seizure was august 21

>>11531606
I seized your mom’s ass and stuck my dick in it


this board used to be fun, now it's just bpd namefigs blogposting....

there's also a soyjack spammer and pedos

for some reason it feels like pol is invading :(

>>11531644
it's a lot of retardation for sure

it's been like that for at least 4 years

Catfish

Yep there been a marked hike of discord weirdos and that soyjak freak like this boards been always weird but holy shit had it turned into bant lately

I'm not complaining cuz I'm too high to care I'm just letting you know you're not wrong for noticing it

TAQUITO KID

>>11531638
How can we improve it? Let me guess ban everybody and let you be in control of everything

Anonymous

its still fun you just have to spend a couple minutes shift clicking several dozen threads on the catalog every time you get on

>>11531638
Lots of /b/ people trying to sneakmin

Honestly, the reason this happened is exactly because of the "this is a nice board" meme. A lot of mentally ill people saw that and decided that this board would be their personal hug box. It's gotten so bad that the mentally ill have outnumbered the nice-posters and have pushed them out, so now this board is just a blog-space for people with mental illnesses.

>>11532009
the last "real" sticky was probably like half a year ago
most of the recent stickies have just been bored mods choosing 5 randomly selected threads that have no reason to be stickied and then unstickying them a week later

Taquito kid

>>11532013
I call bullshit it's so.e attentwhore passed because they won't sticks his shit bag threads.

Anonymous

>>11532010
the closest thing we've had to a sticky with the "and a little bit of fishy fried" thread, and that was never even stickied. It had to have been made by a mod though because no one else can embed a youtube video so it autoplays in a post like that.
I dunno why they didn't sticky it, I actually miss that thread.

>>11531722
>>11531736
Hehehe jannies and mods are okay sometimes.

Taquito kid

>>11532021
Jannies won't sticky my posts
I'm going throw a little bitch fit.
Why don't you grow up being little faggot no way go thru life.

Baw baw I want sticky <br>I want sticky.

404-444 OP4

Suck my dick <br>If you’re not blogposting you’re shitposting faggot

Anonymous

>>11532035
bloposting is shitposting but not funny

404-444 OP4

>>11532045
too bad everything is a schizopost and im sneering at everything, this isn’t about u

Taquito kid

>>11532035
I don't want any trouble
I take it back


Anonymous

>>11531970
evil schemes n shit who knows

>>11532211
dubs confirm. no one is safe.


Yellow Press

Hitler Peace

What's the maximum size for an image to be fully visible across the computer screen on an Internet forum at 100%?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ya<wbr>AFZzBohQ

Anonymous

>>11531642
this was a tabloid headline in response to some jewish organizations announcing they would boycott nazi german goods after years of oppression from the party that now had full control of the country and was enacting anti-jewish laws and attacks

Hitler Peace

>>11531666
>What's the maximum size for an image to be fully visible across the computer screen on an Internet forum at 100%?

Anonymous

>>11531666
Devil trips, fitting for a lying satanic jew
>>11531681
Depends on the monitor. The largest screens (16K) are 15360 × 8640 px, so that would be the size.


>>11531664
I love dad whhen he's on lsd<3_<3

onaka suita

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


i had a dream where i lived in something of a foster home and someone took me into their room to just chat. they told me it was okay to sit on the bed, so i did, and i started talking about how horrible my life is, how everything's going wrong, but they stopped me and said "this isn't working" and lead me outside. they had me sit down and brought out everybody else in the foster home, some people i knew, some i didn't, all i never really talked to because i was afraid. i was scared at first, but the people around me started showing off their unique talents, and one big burly dude, who i was afraid of talking to, turned out to know how to shred a guitar, and he was also deep into esoteric philosophy. every concept he explained became a visual, as i struggled to keep up with him. as everyone started showing off their talents, it got to me, and i panicked because i didn't want to embarrass myself infront of all of these people i barely knew, but they were encouraging me and telling me how they were excited to see what i had to offer, so i retreated to my room to fetch my guitar, inorder to play a bossa nova song, but i think the anxiety was so intense that i woke up. i couldn't believe that dream, i didn't realize how starved of connection i am in real life, how my self imposed isolation is actively hurting me and contributing to a worse quality of life. i couldn't believe that these people in the dream would take a chance on me, and reveal to me a path towards growth. it was scary, but it felt more fulfilling than anything i've done in a long time.

>>11531695
I was there astrally projecting but you didn't notice cause I was playing it cool and blending into the background waiting to see what talent you had to offer

>>11531702
i don't know. i'm too old for a foster home, so i think i might try a quiet job to help reconnect with old things inside. if anything, i want to try and make new friends irl and stop seeing people as an obstacle, but a way to help me move forward, not in a sociopathic ladder of status to climb, but a way to heal myself through them. i don't know if it's the right way forward, but it may at least open up more possibilities for me to start helping myself more. i wrecked myself so badly, my conscience is extremely fragile. i know i need to heal.

>>11531704
i did see one person from this place, i didn't mention a name because we're not close, but i guess, in a sense, i do admire them. at least the version of them that i saw in my dream. if i was more honest with myself, i'd say i admire a lot more than i'd care to admit in others. i think i may just stubbornly be prideful because of my negative self image, that i have to push them down if i am to look good myself. idk.

>>11531695
that image is uncanny why'd you post it

>>11531695
post more yume 2kki pics

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


ojamajo doremi

What happens when we repost the spikeman 83 more times and he has over 9000 image reposts hypothetically?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Doremi is the cancer that killed [s4s]<br>it still festers on the lifeless, bloated corpse, contaminating the air around it with its putrid aroma

tea fren

>>11533155 wasted dubs
>>11533323

*sip*

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11533381
havent u bullied people before though

tea fren

>>11533557
show me one.

*sip*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11533603
>"show me one"
>does a keyword search
>brilliant!

confronting the intractable is not bullying.
push comes to shove.
sometimes you gotta shove back.
*sip*

ergo: you post is fail.

tea fren does not bully.

Anonymous

>>11533629
you do bully people it's so apparent that in 1 keyword search of "kys" 2 whole pages appear and its really rich to call anonymous posters bullies but you keep a name that when looked up in the archives there's thousands of posts of you being mean and a bully to people you don't like just because you don't like them or agree with them. i wish you wouldn't be such a hypocrite

tea fren

>>11533644
dubs

intentional perceptual difficulties the post.
(with dubs!)
pot calls kettle black.
fox smells its own hole first.
it is you who are hypocrite.

no sip.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11533685
im anonymous nice way of trying to completely ignore what I said calling you out as a bully and flip it on me

tea fren

>>11533687
*sip*
just stop.
seeing you fail like this is more cringe than i'm prepared to deal with today.
tea fren does not bully.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11533697
lololol ur a bully and cant explain the thousands of posts of u being mean with your name and hypocrisy of calling other people bullies so your just trying to ignore it xD


God I wish I had a petite antisocial autistic gf.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Catfish

Skinny girls scare me im afraid I'll hurt them

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11531727
There are alot fewer people like that than you'd think since all the biological girls get looks affirmations as a child and very rarely feel alone, there are alot of trans girls like that though

>>11531727
*asocial

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11531739
Tomoko would do literally anything if someone popular she found attractive told her to.

>>11531842
Fatty.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11532576
"Anti" means "against", "a" means "without".

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11532576
lol blunder :) i forgive you :)

>>11532917
abitchful* or abitchmented* or abitchful* or abitchwith*

>>11531727
u can find a lot of them they're just enbies

>>11532976
autistic meant retarded this whole time and we just glanced over that when we decided to fall for pschology (wtf?? psychology tricked me???)

>>11531842
Nah man I’m 22 and I am most likely retarded and shy/sometimes antisocial and I WISH I was skinny so I could finally be petite. I wanna look like her. I’ve been fat since I was 3 and I was almost there, but then I gained the weight back because I lost my job a year ago. This type of woman is not a potential pedophile type of woman.

>>11533002
please stop brain phoning me ou better not think you're m mother or that i am interested in marrying somebody who wants to be the voice in my head

>>11533009
My fiance wants me to be the voice in his head

>>11533013
fat girls are have a little more than potential to be pedophiles

>>11533015
Well, that sucks for you, I don’t fit your made up stereotype. Men are cute, especially chubby men. Not fat men tho, I feel sorry for them and they must lose weight.

>>11533019
its not made up or a stereotype plus you're not very intelligent

>>11533025
thanks for making that assumption fat girl

>>11533025
being in a 'romantic' 'relationship' whether or not you are happy in one or happy with your partner is what is most important in the whole world fatty

>>11533025
bro you are obese do you think your partner wants our sex or just does it to make the voices stop ?

>>11533030
We are both.
>>11533033
I never ask him for sex because we aren’t supposed to have sex because we are Christian. He’s always asking me and I say no.

>>11533048
>We are both.
speaking for other people is a massive turn off for them believe me he would have gotten that type of headache if he saw you telling somebody what he thought before asking him what he thought and imagine asking him if he is happy with you lol how could he even say no

>>11533048
figures its the religious girl who is obese and wants to shit on people based on something they have made up in their head

>>11533050
He tells me and other people he’s happy so idk I think ur projecting bro

>>11531733
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Be refined like Hazuki...
Strong like Aiko...
Dog like Doremi...
American like Momo...
[REDACTED]

>>11532763
sell your youth to show business like Onpu

>>11532787
I think it's "be hot like Onpu"

Momo isn't American<br>she just lived there for a few years

>>11533378
umm and that doesnt make her american in your eyes? are you racist??

>>11533802
ok well you should feel bad about that


Dear Diary,

Today I had massive diarrhea. I woke up feeling anxious about an upcoming exam, but as I went about my day, I realized that I had been putting too much pressure on myself. I took a few deep breaths and reminded myself that I've studied hard and am prepared. It's okay to make mistakes, and it's not the end of the world if I don't get the grade I want.

I spent the morning working on a project with my friends, and it was nice to take my mind off the exam. We had a good laugh and were able to collaborate well together. I'm
grateful for friends like them who make life more enjoyable.

In the evening, I took a walk outside and enjoyed the fresh air. I felt the sun on my face and listened to the birds chirping. It was a small moment of peace in an otherwise chaotic day.

I've been thinking a lot about my goals and what I want to achieve in the next few months. I want to focus on my studies, but I also want to make time for hobbies and self-care. I'm going to set aside time each day to write in this diary and reflect on my thoughts and feelings.

I'm grateful for this diary, which has become a safe space for me to express myself. It's helped me to process my emotions and gain clarity on my thoughts.

End of diary entry.

Inb4 Hello commenter

please do not use a photo of lady yuuka while you talk about your poopy

>>11531772
I sincerely apologize for any offense caused. Thank you for your feedback, and I will refrain from using her photo when discussing personal matters in the future. Your input is appreciated.

>>11531772
it's fertilizer, pretty yuukacore imho

>>11531812
she only uses the corpses of human men as her fertilizer it's the secret to beautiful flowers

>>11531816
does she do sex with them first?


tonight I had a slice of pastrami pizza for dinner

Your fortune: Good Luck


butte

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11531785
ew

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


OtomePlayer

I got the femcel ending T^T

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


E-mail

decide to be happy

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11531817
oh is that a thing varg says
nevermind be depressed and continue the cycle of self-destruction actually
actually do that

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

what do I have to be happy about you fucking idiot

>>11531980
Flowers, the sunshine. The morning dew sparkling on the grass. The birds singing. The beauty and the magic in the air that is always around you

>>11531982
they don't bring me much comfort anymore
nobody will ever care about me, and I will never be loved

>>11531988
learn to love your self, your own love is what you need the most. People can't love you right until you do


Me on s4s when sad<br>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tFU_G<wbr>4LNtmA

saw his death coming from a thousand miles away but apparently it shocked some people lol


u must kiss le nice foote as joining ritual in2 the cult of nise

>>11531830
wiggling the holy foote could destroy the worlde

we're playing basketball

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11531837
Has it ever been tried? Maybe a wiglel will make things even more nice

>>11531830
it's all your fault

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11532178
NOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo<wbr>ooooooooooooooooo!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11532188
page 10 dubs of NOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo<wbr>ooooooooooooooooo!!!!

>>11532178
(YOU) COULD'VE PREVENTED THIS
<s>

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ </s>


Pumpkin thread

>>11531849
That's a Squash you dumb fuck

>>11532201
It's a pumpkin in every other language

>>11532264
I want to squanch that squanch

elongated pumpkin (pencil drawing added)


>>11531850
Happy international Coca-Cola day!

>>11531850
Today is world penis awareness day

>>11531850
is it a plot against the teacher?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

hitori

>>11532559

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


CHRIS LET ME DOWN!

LOIS

You basterd how many times are you going fuck me?!!!!
PEE-TAA help me!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

3390548 - Chris_Griffin Family_Guy Lois_Griffin.jpg


Anonymous

4chan ads are literally all crypto scams or trying to sell me stuff to masturbate harder.

>>11531877
Kagami is voiced by Kari Wahlgren who is from Kansas which is where I live!

>>11531899
have you ever seen a tree before

>>11531877
I have no idea what 4chan ads are because I'm not a dumb stupid nigger retard.

Your fortune: Outlook good


TRANS

Trans are so stupid. I think we should have less of them.

im american and have never seen a tram in my life god bless the usa

LOIS

>>11531886
There outdated useless+ cause disasters.

Anonymous

>>11531891
Yes, trucks do cause disasters.
Ban semis now.

>>11531886
i agree, trains and better
trams are literally for numales and i'm not even saying that in a demeaning way, just a factual way

Taquito kid

People that ride trains go back in private cars+ do gay stuff.<br>That's why they like them

Anonymous

Trains rock a train could pwn a truck in a fight anyday also they are much longer and girthier

Anonymous (OP)

>>11531886
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS

Anonymous

ITT: pitiful Ameripoors whose money all goes to billionaires instead of being invested in infrastructure for the public good

>>11531902
well a train couldnt beat a cargo ship i think

Taquito kid

The ones in caboose are the gayest of the gay.<br>The train workers piss on them+ rape them.

Anonymous

>>11531886
a fellow edinburgh esforest user??

Taquito kid

>>11531907
Bullshit our tax $ all goes to migrants ...Record 16.8 million illegal immigrants cost US $163 billion

Anonymous

>>11531890
im american and theres one in my city but im not even sure its still in use

>>11532017
you get all your political facts from twixxer?

>>11532457
worse, he gets it from facebook

hitori

>>11531886
maybe I will need a photo like this for a case , it has to be of a first spet footprint out of train ...

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

Flood the streets with water<br>Replace cars with boats

Taquito kid

>>11532069
We can't keep taking on every worthless bum in the world.
This won't just be problem for Trump but presidents for decades.I think Trumps right there emptying there prisons on us Venezuelan for shure.

Anonymous

>>11532798
shut the fuck up fatass the world would rejoice if you died

>>11531886
trams are ok its your spelling which is the problem and its your outlook.

Taquito kid

>>11532800
Yea right everything you have was deliverd by trucker.
You lazy no value piece of shit.


Catfish

Me too
I don't even mean physically like my temper is brutal I'm brutal ans violent also I'm insecure and woof

But for some odd reason women are turned on by this. Well it's not a odd reason
 Women are turned on by brutes. "Beta males" : see caring loving men bore them

Nope they rather be dominated and mentally abused.suxkz but it is what it is

Anonymous

>>11531933
your dubs, white
>>11531922
u to i guess

Catfish

>>11531922
I pulled all of these “facts” out of my ass btw


Anonymous

The monsters in Undertale literally are monsters. The game makes people feel like they're special and challenging stereotypes and being free-thinking by listening to the monster's side of the story and treating them peacefully, and it's all just a fucking joke that shows how hard people try to act like free-thinkers that they'll actually ignore basic fucking common sense.

The monsters in Undertale are monsters because THEY PHYSICALLY ASSAULT CHILDREN. You play as a child and most of the monsters in the game attack you on sight. Then the game tries to trick the player into thinking "oh well maybe we should give these monsters a chance and listen to their side of the story and try to understand why they're attacking" and like.... no. Fucking no. There are certain behaviors that are inexcusable no matter what your justifications are, and one of them is attacking and trying to kill children as soon as you see them.

It's like this game is trying to groom people into accepting the same type of logic that child molesters use to push the whole MAP-acceptance movement. "Just listen to us! You need to understand WHY we sexually assault children! Try to have some empathy!" It's the exact same logic and it should be flat-out rejected. There is no good reason to attack and kill children on sight, and there is no good reason to sexually assault children.

Also the game tries soooo hard to try to paint the monsters as this oppressed minority that was cast into the underworld because people are just close-minded and won't listen to their side of the story. MAYBE IT WAS BECAUSE THEY HURT CHILDREN. Honestly the whole game is a way to groom people into accepting pedophilia and it's no coincidence that the same people who love Undertale end up being trannies and people who sympathize with child molesters and "MAP"s.


ensesmente sa letit de la plaser dux guadieraux de ture exceptualmentements. pluseeure tesse de point tonc deu jureplenismansueresmedics.

i dont think french have words that big you might be making like some french german hybrid


>>11531968
wrong this is ASIAN GORL food

there's actually nothing wrong with eating a raw egg so long as the egg has been handled correctly. The inside of an egg is one of the few naturally occurring sterile spaces. The only reason an egg can give you salmonella is because we raise egg-hens in filthy, high-density chicken confinements where every square inch is covered in chicken shit, and the salmonella is actually carried on the outside of the shell.

Get yourself some eggs from a producer that raises their chickens ethically, like free-range chickens, and salmonella isn't even an issue.

>>11531961
>>11532004
that boy's got that good chili oil on that there egge

>>11532003
>salmonella is actually carried on the outside of the shell
washing my eggs


fat fucking egg lose weight fat fuckinh egg (with sex)

>>11531984
bodyshaming and verbal abuse are NOT nice tho


is this board for or against pizzo as kebabs?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11531992
Deconstructed then reconstructed pizza yakitori

Looks more like caprese rather than pizzo

>>11532008
u can shake a pizzo but you can’t piece of shake
but u can piece of cake tho
so maybe?


seuss

>>11532026
I did that and you tried to fry my motherboard

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11532024
can you post a clearer version please

>>11532020
Autistic Trauma + Friendship for ants

Why does all the pro-autism shit have all these soft rainbow childish aesthetics.... cant we have some badass shit for once

>>11532026
all my attempts at masking and trying to be a normie resulted in me looking like an even bigger weirdo. i think you should stop pretending to be like people you hate.

>>11532096
autistic people are treated like children as soon as they're spotted, it's a normie thing

>>11532133
doubles are checked as soon as they're spotted. it's a [s4s] thing

>>11532070
why are these things placed on a circle as if they're some kind of cycle when they're really just a list??

>>11532070
I don't need friends I just fap to um jammy lammy fards

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11532096
Jewish trick to keep their natural enemies down


>>11532022
Be the reason they say don't bring fish to work.


404-444 OP4

American media is a worse laughing stock than this fucking site lole

Anonymous

>>11532041
this is French-made.

Canada, France, California, it's all the same flat geometric crap for the past 3 decades.

404-444 OP4

>>11532050
>>11532051
they lack the golden ratio and it rly shows

Anonymous

>>11532029
cartoons and anime both look good. what the fug is your guys problem???

>>11532050
It's never going to change either. Our culture does not value drawing like the Japanese do. Everything is a dying fad in America, and even if the skills became common it would disappear in 1 generation. And Americans actually prefer the slop if you ask them about it, my retarded gamer bro was telling me how he likes the shitty style of Bob's Burgers because it's just so charming and authentic.

People are retarded, I hope it's all replaced by AI.

Catfish

In general white people are the best at every field thst intrigues them

But I must admit the best artists are actually Spanish. Dali, Velasquez and Raphael to exact

>>11532076
That show looks like dogshit and you're right a lot of cartoons now are just plain insulting to my senses

Couple that in with the CGI fagslop and oof

Anonymous

>>11532076
>>11532081
something not being complicated does not make it bad

Catfish

>>11532086
Wrong. I understand what you're saying but these new cartoons are fucking ugly. Bobs burgers f is for family it's all ugly shit idc how funny it is it's just bothersome to look at

A fucking cartoon of Popeye from 1940has far more soul and animation than this trash. Niggas think voice acting and shit punchlines can carry their shit animation nope nope nope

Anonymous

the way cartoons look is a good pleb filter.

>>11532093
i feel the same way about anime

Catfish

>>11532097
Hmm I'll admit I like freiren and some studios are doing it well like madhouse and mappa but yea mid 80s anime just had more
K hold on to ur cringe hats: SOUL

Anonymous

Your only real issue with western animation is they generally don't make the underage characters sexy enough for you. You do not actually care about art outside of that

404-444 OP4

>>11532077
nice cope bruh, white culture is taking others peoples shit, dumbing it down so the retarded masses can process it, then parading it like they’ve actually done something
>>11532100
My main issue with anything western is it’s planned degeneration with everything, and I know all about art.

Anonymous

>>11532098
i hate all of current anime's ideas about what is stylish and what looks good

>>11532086
You can take a simple, appealing design and at the very least draw it with a sense of volume. Now it's so good I could FUCK it! Only the japanese!

And they have good taste. Western art is so atomized it nobody learns from each other or helps each other grow because they're all snowflakes. Everything is relative when you've shut out all constructive input.

>Disney
Just look at this trash, everything completely flat, cero understanding of perspective and anatomy.

Τρουλοιστορίες - Γνωρίστε τον Ring, τον Zip, την Στέλλα και την Sun.jpg

>>11532121
All the kids are the same character lol

>>11532107
You do not care about art or quality, you are just a japan worshiping weeb who jerks off to loli porn

404-444 OP4

>>11532113
anyone with eyes can see america for what it really is but I wrote it in the same post you replied to lole

Anonymous

>>11532107
>white culture
i think you are talking about american culture

404-444 OP4

>>11532125
enlighten me then you faceless faggot with shit4brains and taste.
Or keep baiting me then I’ll cum on you like the sissy lil bitch you are.

Catfish

>>11532121
Disney is an embarrassment to say the least. Actual definition of fall from grace.

People frivolously throw around the term "calarts" but even their shit is better

https://youtu.be/y_TlaxmOKqs?si=mfa<wbr>VwNDnEbxqEYHE

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Anonymous

>>11532125
The American animation industry relies out Korea to draw everything. The storyboards that Americans draw are literal scribbles. There are no Artists on this continent and 2D animation was a fad that died with the boomers.

>>11532100
>>11532125
please stop being a moralfig. youre making us look bad.

In the 90's everything went to shit since "artists" started to rebel to all classic art fundamentals, it was the rebel era and it never recovered.

>>11532135
Notice how even the "good" American cartoons draw everything in the same side profile. They can only draw at one angle, and then the characters stand there awkwardly making hand gestures yapping their mouths for 20 minutes.

>>11532135
I'm not being a moralfag, I don't care about loli. I am saying OP doesn't care about art. He just wishes the west created lolis he would like. That's all this is about.
>>11532134
Where did you get the idea I was defending western art/animation?
>>11532130
Enlighten you on what exactly?

>>11532029
>>11532050
>>11532113
>>11532121
>>11532135
It all really lacks perspective, everything is just pasted over an equally flat-ish background. Characters are trapped in 3ths views.

Catfish

>>11532138
Courage was great. John is an amazing cartoonist
https://youtu.be/605PXXVkN0o?si=Quc<wbr>tONQc9uE4R-ex
Hey ginger was ugly as shit even as a kid. Decent show though

I haven't seen cow and chicken for years but it's still a classic. And ren and stimpy is my favorite cartoon ever

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404-444 OP4

expecting an honest answer anywhere on 4chan will be my downfall. Lole

Anonymous

>>11532142
I draw like that lol!
either 3/4ths, or full frontal view

>>11532142
i have noticed that but i dont really care. also not every cartoon uses rigged animation.

>>11532149
>posting a naked loli drawing
case in point

>>11532119
Even some budget cartoon for little girls designed to sell toys can have the characters drawn in more than one angle. That the power of being Asian while drawing!

reminder to not be rude in this bread

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>>11532148
it still has the same lack of perspective and volume as any cartoon cartoon of that era.
However the worst ones were definitely PPG and Dexter's Lab. At least Courage and Edd, Ed and Eddy were less lazy.

>>11532154
>i have noticed that but i dont really care
Oh, I know. That's what I was saying earlier. Americans love their slop and it will never change or get any better.

>>11532149
You do not care about art so you aren't worth taking seriously. Why would I take your argument seriously when you don't take it seriously yourself? You're not even being honest about what you truly care about so why would I bother seriously engaging with you?

404-444 OP4

>>11532155
tell me you’re a lowlife plebeian peasant without telling me blah blah blah fuck you get shit on
>>11532150
everyone knows it, 911

Anonymous

>>11532154
I think 90% of them do, unless is shit like ATLA or some bootleg Anime shit like old Ben10 and that new superman thing.

>>11532171
You're posting porn and I'm the lowlife? Stop projecting

Catfish

>>11532161
Hm. I'm no animator so I'll take your word for it. I can see where Dexter's lab is meh but c'mon even PPG?

Did you think samurai Jack was well animated?

Anonymous

>>11532169
"western" is all the same thing
>>11532029
>>11532050
made in France
>>11532121
made in Italy

>>11532172
maybe. i dont know the stats.

>>11532161
Dexter's lab was made before flash and computer slop was invented, so they had to be flat on purpose and it was generally better.

>>11532174
>samurai Jack
it was designed to be easy to animate, it's Bauhaus as fuck, and "flat as fuck" was their style choice. More graphic design than artistry.

Just look at shinchan, characters look odd and are much less detailed, yet they still show perspective and volume, specially notable since it used THE SAME backgrounds regular Anime would use, only the characters are deformed.

>>11532180
now compare it to any Anime from that same decade, and it has shading, volume, anatomy and perspective, all the proper fundamentals of art. Genndy is a fraud just like Butch Hartman.

>>11532186
I'm on your side, I just don't think you can blame some 90s cartoon for the problem. The root of the problem is that the western animation industry is nepotistic and follows corporate fads.

>>11532196
Genndy and McCracken are a couple of hacks that set a trend that lasted up to the early 2010's, it is known as the UPA revival.
Just like how John Kricfalusi set the trend that Nickelodeon shows where gross.

How would we even know? We haven't had anything drawn on celluloid since 1989.

>>11532213
that's better than most modern stuff but still seasonal anime beats it.

>>11532220
show me one anime from 2023-2024 that looks better than this (in gif form)

404-444 OP4

>>11532173
im posting my fucking art you mong lmao and ur here with your shit flavortext I think ur the one projecting lole
>>11532170
I think I have a crush on u

Anonymous

>>11532138
 Whenever I see people celebrating shit like Adventure Time or Regular Show I think the person is brain damaged because I can't take such stupid looking characters seriously.

What else is there to say western cartoons are fucking cheap looking

>>11532171
mexicans are funny now i decided

>>11532280
Why are Mexicans so obsessed with the Japanese? Yet they also draw like shit like whites do, they are undisciplined and dirty.

404-444 OP4

>>11532280
how did Mexico come into this, compadre

Anonymous

>>11532107
Imagine being such an obsessive about Japan that you betray your culture and sound just like one of those fucking retarded ACAB niggerlovers who spout that "(((us))) whites have no culture". I would show you some old architecture or some shit but then you'd be like "those were built by slaves and those designs were took from arabs" or some gay shit like that because japan is so fucking original and the best culture on earth

In fact youre not even white probably, your aesthetics and music taste come from some zoomer underground rapper shit so youre probably a smelly nigger with a dakimakura

>>11532309
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404-444 OP4

>>11532309
seethe, get genocided and watch all your women suck my brown fucking cock you fat cuck. Imagine having nothing to take pride in but
>muh culture I was born into
You take everything for granted and don’t know how to appreciate anything you fucking ingrate. You’re lower than a nigger and if you knew any better you were derived from fucking niggers. Stupid brainwashed yakubians always tryna mouth off, big lole :)

Anonymous

Somewhere in the late 90s and early 2000s animation and art style started to rapidly decline in the west.

Everything nowadays is ugly because it's made purely for profit without any passion.

>>11532321
I blame specifically Cartoon Cartoons and Nicktoons for that.

>>11532317
those were made by non whites (hiberians, french and italians)

>>11532252
>im posting my fucking art you mong lmao and ur here with your shit flavortext I think ur the one projecting lole
That doesnt change what I said though
>I think I have a crush on u
uhhhh O_O

>>11532319
you take pride in a culture you WEREN'T born in, which is far worse. And now I know youre a brown discord tranny with bpd and should kill yourself. Also out of africa theory has been deboonked
I don't even hate japan, but this one sided hatred towards white cultures is retarded, you could say that every thing in japan was the result of them stealing everything from china or the west and how anime was inspired by western animation in many cases but i'm not in bad faith

Race has nothing to do with artistic talent you trogs. Asian culture has a more normalized stance on pushing your children from a young age borderline abusiveness. quit bringing the bottom of the barrel /ic/ threads here.

404-444 OP4

>>11532352
everything you say just solidifies you’re dumber than a nigger and you’re fapping to the thought of eating your own shit. Hop off my fucking dick and I’d tell you to do something productive, but unfortunately you’ll never have the capacity to be anything but a tax slave and waste of resources.
>>11532337
Lalalala I can’t hear u
Shut up and kiss me

Anonymous

>>11532222
Look at her arms. Really look at them. The shoulder goes into her boob for a few frames. Even 90s Disney is far withdrawn from the milt kahl days.

>>11532358
I agree with u on anime and I'd like to suck your brown cock and stuff but only if you want to DM me on a porn or booru account (•▽•;)

>>11532331
if it has a flat face is basically the same, only Blacks and Australian Aboriginals are borderline another species with their snouts.

>>11532119
what animated series is that screenshot from specifically

>>11532094
oh yeah? so what types of cartoons attract the cool folk and which ones only appeal to the hicks?

>>11532404
western cartoons filter normies. anime doesnt. normans see anime as mature and cool while cartoons are lame and childish to them.

404-444 OP4

>>11532391
ig/twt @404k0n if ya wanna be pals

>>11532425
I see. yah well that's funny because it used to be the other way around in that people would look for apparent simplicity with underlying depth – much like what [s4s] is about. I don't mind either I love anime and others types of animation. what about you what are you into???? also I don't get why both can't be good, but honestly this argument seems forced. it's only recently that people began to fustigate western animation for its simplicity en masee.
it's a cancerous trend that comes from tumblr or reddit and the fact that it managed to seep through to this board is devastating

Anonymous

>>11532436
based take. i also like both. i only really got into anime recently, i like cgdct i guess but will watch anything that looks even remotely interesting. ive also been watching le global rule 15 show.

>>11532436
>why both can't be good

Cartoons are objectively way, way easier to make, by that metric Anime as a whole is several times better. Cartoons are poorly drawn, tacky and unappealing, made fro Tax fraud and money laundering for the media conglomerates.

404-444 OP4

>>11532491
>anime site
Grrrr I hate anime!
Niiiiiiigggggggeeeerrrrrrrrr

Anonymous

>>11532427
So formal! U don't have any naughty accts cuz I was thinking to just link up in a chat room after dm

anime began by copying Disney
here's a classic """anime""" character by the way

I don't even have a problem with anime, I love it, but stop with your false equivalence and false sense of superiority

>>11532484
wow simply astounding tell me more . are they even sexualizing children?

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>>11532520
Ya that style is actually good

sage

Oh my god shut the fuck niggers <br>I fucking hate all of you

Anonymous

>>11532029
usually you can understand who the white people cartoon character is supposed to look lik.e but this time its just an effort to sell cosmetic products to children.

lately ive been appreciating toons more ^_^

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

>>11532447
oh i found it
 >>11532447
if i wanted to attract a girl with bi polar disease i would watch this show they love it how do you feel that instead of ending it they sold to netflix? it made me feel kind of sick when they made twilight sparkle into a princess and she grew wings. they didn't need to tell everybody they ran put of ideas and gave up. i dont even like this show.

Anonymous

>>11532834
i dont think they ran out of ideas in season 3 twilight growing wings was probably mostly for toy sales. theres plenty of good episodes after magical mystery cure.
>they sold to netflix
are you talking about g5? g5 is alright and definitely not as bad as some people say it is.

>>11533060
yeah i dont know what motivated them to make it worse but i didnt like it

>>11533060
i just stopped giving a shit at the season 3 final, i was already bummed out by the fucking derpy fiasco

>>11533065
no idea what this means but the handicapped people who pretend to like that shit are trying to be my brain freidns and the really want me to be somebody

>>11532372
I don't see it even if I strain. Show me one anime from that era that doesn't have a single sloppy production mistake.

>>11532219
Shut the fuck up, dumbass. Stop using retarded buzzwords from pol. Nazis are so fucking dumb.

>>11533069
im from /mlp/ before s4s opened, i liked mlp, it got me a bit of nostalgia from the cartoon network 90s/2000s era, but it was mostly fun for the watch parties, the memes and the shitload of oc

>>11532520
Shinchan is cuter than characters like this

>Shut the fuck up, dumbass. Stop using retarded buzzwords from pol. Nazis are so fucking dumb.

crying distorted open mouth soy soyboy soyjak tagme-255.png

>>11533297
yeah but nobody knows who those characters are
nobody likes them, not even westerners

404-444 OP4

>>11532514
im not afraid of being horny on main just go lole

Anonymous

>>11533346
lol what? shinchan is extremely popular.

we should have something like myanimelist for comics and cartoons

>>11533297
nice cherrypicked image, no one in the west knows what this is

>>11533420
its sort of annoying having to use tv databases or notes. why hasnt someone made this yet?

>>11532484
lol
>>11532447
it's nice that you've finally got into anime. I also praise you for the fact you watch the global rule fifteen show cuz I like it too. surely you can decipher symbolism

>>11533741
>surely you can decipher symbolism
?

>>11533741
are you complaining about how i type?

>>11533422
Being Ian, a Canadian cartoon.

>>11533371
only the characters look odd, the backgrounds and the angles on the scenes are standard from anime of the era. Therefore it has volume and perspective, unlike a cartoon show.

>>11534234
It also has a nice soundtrack.
https://soundcloud.com/solrag-sempa<wbr>i/shin-chan-ost-tadaima

I don't think anyone ever praised a western cartoon for it's soundtrack.

>>11534489
stolen content do you work for GRU can i have a job

>>11534621
oh yeah? what is it I stole mister

>>11534652
please come back it was a joke i cant even tell what it says under these censor stars anyway


furfagmaster

I assembled a tablel and found out at the last minute that I put the legs in backwards

FUCK

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Anonymous

stop trying to slowly convert me into being a furry

furfagmaster

>>11532075
yup. workspace for my fungi stuff c:

Anonymous

>>11532281
very nice
glory to the fungi kindom!!!

furfagmaster

>>11532320
My mushrooms are bruising blue. They’ve got the goods.

Pic in a moment c:


Anonymous

can we have sticky pls

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Without me your fucked


goodnight

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>look up porn of a hot vidya girl
>95% of her animated porn is futa
I fucking hate futa so much.
quoting myself btw.
<s>

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>56% of divorces being caused by porn
I don't disagree with the message, but this claim is ridiculous

>>11532117
you see, Mr. Closeted, the irony here is that trannies are the closest thing to futa in 3D, so you quite literally have a tranny fetish, despite using them as a boogeyman

>>11532270
erm who is talking about trannies.... you sound mentally deranged to me


It's all poison now! It's all chemicals! WHAT THE FUCK!!?

The goddamn muffins! The chips! The sauces! The cheeses! The drinks! The cereals and soup cans! Who knows what the fucking produce is covered in!

IT'S ALL SHITTED-UP FUCKSHIT! FOOD DIDNT USED TO BE THIS WAY!

take your meds we aren't poisoning your food

i cant believe chemicals didnt exist before they invented corn syrup

>>11532137
Maybe you aren't lol, I'm putting whatever I have lying around in it as filler for higher profit. The shit they'll let me put in there now is crazy.

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Unless you are a farmer…All the food is poison

Magick

homesteading with your cute, insane esfores boywife

Anonymous

BREAKING NEWS:
OP FIGURED OUT WHAT HAS BEEN IN THE NEWS FOR 50 YEARS
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I had a fucked up dream

Initially, I dreamt about something else that I barely remember now. It was about a girl and it was very disgusting but I don't remember why. Then I started to dream that I was reading a chapter in a sci fi book, which was supposed to give the backstory of this girl. <br>I was seeing a cartoony depiction of the story. There was a horrified cyborg asking his superior what they should do. They were surrounded by people and explosives were falling from sky. His superior said "Men nowadays like killing and raping" I got images of cartoon figures raping/stabbing others with knives. The victims included children and even babies. A man was forced to kiss a baby, his penis was cut off and then inserted into the baby's mouth. Slowly, by some futuristic surgical technique this penis was morphed into a trunk, replacing his nose mouth and jaw.

You should spend more time engaged in intellectually stimulating activities, that way your disgusting dreams will at least be interesting.


Fuck

>>11532897
if i was a straight girl i would think you were cute but i wouldnt take positive action i wouldnt really do anything about it


seuss

>>11532929
Everyone does, because I don't XD

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Anonymous

>>11533427
https://youtu.be/wa3qqfgp1Ns

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