I'm failing college... its over...!!! im gonna be scrubbing poop crust off of toilets 6 days a week for the rest of my fcking life!! All because of my unfathomably low intelligence

um sounds nice tho..toilet poop crust...

so what why dont you just copy someone else who doesnt clean the toilets for the rest of your miserable life

i'm so lucky my parents tolerated me doing terribly in college for 3 years straight so i could get my shit together eventually and get a degree and have a take it easy job.

>>11507503
>>11507529
if you dont want to clean toilets why dont you just not do it

>>11507503
You could always transition and suck dicks for a living

>he thinks you need college to succeed
Yikes.. college for all takes yet another victim.

>>11507586
For most jobs you need it just for the piece of paper alone. College degrees are the new high school diplomas. You need them as a bare minimum prerequisite to even be considered for any job worth anything

>>11507586
excuse me but who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

What you should do is invent, develop, patent, manuifacture and market an automatic toilet cleaning drone, becoming an multibillionaire

>>11509214
patents are used in the opposite way, to prevent other people from doing something that you don't like.
you can publish it yourself for free and claim it as your intellectual property with so much success

>>11509214

why don't you just patent something which everybody does and then you can take their money every time they do it

wish

>>11507503
couldn't be me, I'm way more awesome a s cool and rich

Anonymous

>>11507503
either you step up to the challenge or you change your field, anything economics adjacent is braindead easy

>>11507587
giga based advice

Catfish

>>11510827
Ouuu pretty eyes
Actually theyr far more emerald than mine

Damn. Bro we should've kept blanca she was pure white 6-toed mutant with heterochromia fuck yea!

Anonymous

>>11510831
ooh cats with heterochromia are cool :)

>>11510288

double spaced dubs chain
double 8 chain
consecutive thousands dubs chain (5092xx 5102xx)

>>11511792
linked hundreds consecutive thousands double spaced double 8s chain rare dubs [s4s] rare epic

>>11507503
get a job at the us post office you be sorting out mail instead of scrubbing poop.

>>11511796
dont get a job you can be doing quests and tasks instead of being a slave

>>11511812
you get paid like $17 an hour for the mail sorting.

>>11507503
Drop out of college for now. You'll keep the credits you've already earned. Join the military, either the Air Force or Navy. You'll be safe and won't be shot at in either, and you might actually enjoy it and have fun. Stay in for four years, take some time to reflect on what you really want to do in life. When you get out you'll be ready and motivated to go back to college and you'll actually apply yourself and do well, plus you won't be accumulating any more college debt.

Just my advice. Obviously college isn't want you need to be doing now. Do something different and come back to it. Trust me.

>>11511817
you can get about a kilogram of gold coins for collecting just a few imp skins


sadly its probably charlie from smiling friends but we can dreame!!!

>>11509067
i wash shocked when Fwewe Gussimer developed wings too but i would never call him a l*sbian

>>11512652
where can we put Fwewe Gussimer so that everybody in the world loves him

>>11515351
woah...this fwewe is quite whimisical! do you have more like it??


ass

>Canadian psychologist

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11509155
unchecked doubles on the last page!

I just read that le shit nigger is in the new ass game.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11512508
>saying you want to get married
If it'd'nt been for cotton-eyed Becky Goldstein, I'd've been married 'long time 'go


the queens gambit board game from netflix

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

anonymous

i thought there would be some bestiality joke with the knights :<

Anonymous

>>11508443
you know instead of doinf this joke about sex with animals you could be inviting these people to your IRC so its not just two people in your IRC

Catfish

>>11508438
Lmao I love how they try to make women smart but their mmr is like 1200 hahhah

fortune

>>11508430
the white in wheelchair is cherry on the top

Anonymous

>>11509711
dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513211
what's this ?propaganda that an O is a vowel caz ya known Q dear deer driller

>>11508430
timmy is your average kid, that no one understands


You're not supposed to be here, so you have to leave, nigger.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Magick

why do girls showcase their tits like this sometimes

Anonymous

she is equipped w/ a whip for punishment

seuss

>>11508127
I'm not welcome anywhere, so I have the biggest say in where I belong.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11508315
You would get along just fine in Africa.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11508999
Trips of truth.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11508209
-__-

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11508187
Because they're not flat.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11508206
*punishing niggers

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11508127
>>11511518
N

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


vole thread

this is a certified vole moment

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11508544
bump. very important thread
also doubleses

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

beary good berrys

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Found this hilarious meme about a VOLE XD XD can't wait for 2015!!

Smooth chestnut brown coat, <br>very visible ears & tail 50% of body length

>>11509869
thank you!
<s>

Your fortune: Better not tell you now</s>

>>11509866
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

hi

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


>>11509291
i dont understand how a book of pictures of stick figures having sex got so popular
we have pictures of sex all over
it didn't take a genius to work out the penis is going in the vagina whichever way you're putting the penis in the vagina
there's only two positions anyway unless you can do that shit dog dicks do

>>11509294
critically acclaimed book of shit i drew in the back of my school books when i was 13

>>11509294
I can think of at least 6 different positions of penis in vagina

>>11509294
that was the only book about s*x for a long long time
if people wanted to learn how to do a s*x that was the only way they could research how to do it

>>11510099
unchecked doubles in last thread on last page

i guess theres four and a half (five) positions if you count both ways with he

>>11510430
no but theres only boy facing girl front and boy facing girl back
only two orientations
unless the boy can pull his dick 180 degrees out the back way
i guess if you count butthole thats two extra
you can go kinda sideways but does that really count?

>>11509256
Is she ua? that would be so hot

>>11511504
me top left protecening my're [s4s] frens from the LEWD >_<

>>11511443
missionary
on knees doggy
standing doggy
cowgirl
reverse cowgirl
holding the girl by the legs facing away
holding legs facing forward
prone bone
also yea side fucking exists


i like to think i've gotten smarter but im certainly more degeneerate than I was several months ago

>>11509554
i had too many experiences with piss girls im telling you dont even bother making friends with girls in english countries

>>11509299
I'm trying to figure that out but I'm only at the start of Meakashi

forgot pic lole
<s>

Your fortune: Godly Luck</s>

>>11509299
wokeism is turning everyone into more idiotic

King's

Days pass, experience increases, growth is had in some things. Perhaps some memories lost? Impossible to say as I've not learned the trick of realizing the lost, this unknown in itself makes knowing a personal net positive or negative as a whole by this one's self standards rather impossible to know for sure.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11509299
natural selection in humans has been mostly negated in the civilized world for a number of generations, so now the average adult is basically a retarded farm animal who eats too much empty carbs and drives like a total douche

We are so smart that we appreciate the simplicity of idiocy unlike reddit and other boardan who try to constantly one up eeach other ",>

>>11511666
unchecked triples on the last page!


>>11508712
there are many options ,none of them are acceptable in honor

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11509044
unchecked doubles on the last page!


wish

pleasep lease ill shut up im so sorryu miss jirai im sorry for being a normal piece of fucking shit fuck please stepo on me

kagari's head disappeared on me i cant find it https://youtu.be/di9j4cggH5c anywhere

im litearlly death note plot irl <br>https://youtu.be/EID8aNDq93s

https://youtu.be/EysUIN3yqgU ur mothjer

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11508514
don't need to be sorry I only give advices that are the solutions ,your sorrow does not have anything to do with it

>>11508514
I only do that because I believe I can count on ya'll but doesn't seem to add much

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

shatter
shatter

shatter
shatter
shatter
SHATTER NOW

i didnt do anything
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
why
?
?
/
https://youtu.be/Ck8llOKKX9I

my eyes are dry
my teeth hurt
i didnt do anything
i didnt do anything
enough of you forever

you think u can escape my presence?
im always here, im everywhere, im an egregore
you've made a bad decision
"Goodbye"+Rent free

Ahahaha
rent free
rent free no?
you think so too dont you?
come on, filter me again since youre starting to get some anxiety

>sells nft for free because i added a few more zero's accidentally what the fuck

mnmmmdrr mmdmmdrrrr mmdmndmrrrrr mndmdndmrrrrrr mndmdnmrrrrrr

please return to normal personality after u sleeop wuishe

Anonymous

>>11509334
this is so accurate, I am laughing so hard

wish

>>11509334
lol this wasnt me >>11509315
holy shit stop embarassing urself each time u try to say anything to me

Anonymous

>>11509486
he's right you know and it hurts you deep inside but you hide it with your facade every single time
the only person who is embarassing themselves is you

>>11509689
filtered what? filtered water?

>>11509701
i filtered every Anon, every single Anon, now this is but a forum for namefigs...

wish

>>11509562
lemme go along with you for a second
what is he right about?

>>11509667
i was sleep deprived, on stimulants and sleepy pill sat the same time due to tje unforseen fuyture

Anonymous

Pathetic thread <br>But it is amusing me

>>11509334
lmao this is unironically them

basically this name fag is what's created when you don't hug your child enough, so anons if you're ever going to have children atleast give them attention

what makes somebody a secondary psychopath?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

wish

>>11511199
borderline personality disorder can make someone have traits of secondary psychopathy when the borderline breaks
in rare cases, a borderline becoming a covert borderline can become a primary psychopath
basically self aware vs retarded
a primary psychopath who isnt generic, can have traits of bpd and sometimes autism, but the autism part can be outgrown as well as the bpd part,,
you can also turn on ur empathy and remorse like a switch in ur brain, to certain individuals, if u wish to do so

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

i dont like having a label so, just call my disorder the wish disorder for easier trait recognition i suppose

ever since taking lsd, ive been having random panic attacks, its tiring, i hate it, i want to die from it<br>well, now i understand how my partner felt from my cruel bullying in 2023

my benzo isnt working anymore but i found a new weed seller because my old dealer was giving me shitty hash

anonymous

>>11511209
what do you mean by the borderline breaking

Anonymous

>>11511213
just a side effect of piercing the veil you'll get used to it

wish

>>11511228
what does that mean
do i stop lsd or continue
>>11511223
search sam vaknin borderline and secondary psychopathy

Anonymous

watch sam vaknin "girl u are so special nobody gets you like i do"

furfagmaster

you over left

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11511213
i told you about psychedelic induced ptsd and anxiety bro i told you

>>11511632
sam vaknin compares it to a positive "glow"

>>11511638
how does he describe psychosis


should I buy minecraft?<br>it's $15 rn but I always play on cracked 4chan servers so it wouldn't make a difference I guess, also they can literally ban ur acct for saying the nigger word on "legit" servers.

You should cease using this Microshit botnet at once

>>11509395
>literally ban ur acct for saying the nigger word on "legit" servers
They also sensor wooden tablets in private worlds where only you can see it. Can't even say nigger in a solo world

>>11509413
All of M*crosoft software which includes Minecraft

>>11509395
>should i buy game worth 4 weeks of instant ramen bags i already have pirated and have only come up with reasons for why i shouldn't purchase it?
buy me a ferrari while you're at it

that kanna is so fucking hot aahhhhhhnmnnnnn ^_^

yes but not for any reason<br>actually the reason is because you are the new president of the [s4s] bedwars club

>>11509417
java edition predates microsoft's buyout of mojang, the game would not have gotten as big as it did if they chose to discontinue it cus it lets you play mods and an endless source of user generated content for free instead of spending real money on minecoins and "official" mods like with bedrock edition

>>11509440
mister president hop on VC we need to play bedwars NOW

i think I won't buy it, lots of mc tubers claim you can get banned for basically anything with no way to appeal

>>11509450
it's now Microsoft's property
you should absolutely avoid playing it
not that it was ever a good game anyway

>>11509472
as long as you're not playing bedrock, you're not playing "microsoft's property", even the 4J console editions are fine because mojang was in charge of those.

>>11509483
Mojang is literally a part of Microsoft and you need a Microsoft account to play Minecraft Java retard

>>11509546
no but for a lot of servers you do
by this what he means is your mojang account was migrated to mincrosofts servers and you were forced to making a microsoft account
you can use tlauncher or download a version of forge to play offline too
you could pirate any game for offline
obviously when they say minecraft they mean online
there were some servers you could type any username into the 3rd party launcher
not so many now
i used to use something like 10 vpns and 10 hilarious fake accounts to vote for the server get most rewards possible and give it all to my main

buy game
wait 2 years
idk its pretty easy to drop games for 2 years and return to them later
when you come back, your MS account is no longer active and your minecraft license key is void, there isn't even any record you ever had an account or paid money, GDPR makes the rules :^)

thanks for the free money, anon!

Nakadachi

why are they ignoring loli hentai
there's a man behind her.
this is cropped loli porn.

Anonymous

>>11509900
what makes you think its porn?

>>11509395
no you dont need to do that just google ultimmc cracked and download that its free not even piracy its a legitimately available launcher that lets you download the game for free

>>11509969
kanna went to the GP to do something about her bulging hernia :)

>>11509414
Stop playing bedrock edition you autistic manchild

>>11509414
Soon enough it will be like this in "real life"... Alone in your bathroom you will try to say nigger and fail, chilled by the sensation of an occult hand clutching your throat...

eyhe friends i found a really neat mod it makes it so instead of 1 enderman there are multiple different looking enderman types based on the biome it spawns in! :)<br>https://www.curseforge.com/minecraf<wbr>t/mc-mods/enderman-overhaul

>>11510111
idk why but this made me laugh

seuss

>>11510415
I will NEVER be funny..

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11510111
sounds like when they use the radios to make my boy zone feel like a girl zone (i like it)
but it also sounds like the radios when i say nigger (don't like it)
will i stop saying nigger? no. if i want to say nigger i am going to. if i can not say nigger, i will move to a different country.

>>11509395
id buy an account for s4s but itd probably get stolen and banned from 377473 serbers ;_;

>>11511091
you need one for the [s4s] bedwars team!

>>11510111 tripsies
>>11511455 dubsies
>>11509399 and another
>>11509911 double dubsies
>>11509900 and once more
happy saturday xo


shen

I asked out a girl who looks like hanaka in katawa shoujo and she rejected me. I haven't left home for 1 week and I don't go to any classes. Should I kill myself? we were supposed to be like in this photo, but I got so excited talking to her that she got scared.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

anonymous

you should probably kill yourself i think

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

shen

>>11509569
yup and i liked her scar

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>I asked out a girl who looks like hanaka in katawa shoujo and she rejected me. I haven't left home for 1 week and I don't go to any classes. Should I kill myself? we were supposed to be like in this photo, but I got so excited talking to her that she got scared.

shen

>>11509574
thanks 15 yo edgelord now return to r/4chan

Catfish

>>11509579
Shit girl. If you do rhe right thing which is worry about her she gets mad at you...cunt.

Anonymous

cant just ask sb out randomly.

..what happend to ppl establishing some sort of connection before or at least know each other

say sorry when she doesnt feel weird about it. let time pass. get to know her. try again.

shen

>>11509597
ill just stay at my house and play ff14 maybe ill try that too idk,not sure, im a pussy

Anonymous

maybe forgetting her is better.

Jirai Kei types.. dodged a bullet 4real

>>11509597
more like she thinks she's better than him
what shen should do is become unattainable
then she will think she missed an opportunity
the best advice is become a priest or drop out or do a shooting and go to prison or get a job and drop our or anything
maybe when he's walking past her he could spit on her and pretend not to notice she was even there
if she brings it up andwants to know if its because he felt bad for being rejected the answer is obviously to play it down and tell her he didnt even notice and had his headphones on
its a great opportunity to start manipulating
if the end goal here is to get them married and fake her suicide to steal her inheritance he is in it for the long game because we still need to wait for her parents to die and he wants to get a foot hold right now get his fist around her neck if you know what im saying

legit, and dont dwell on it

...also dow go too far down Jirai Kei Rabbit holes online ..justincase. getwellsoon mate

kida hope you're meming ngl

shen

>>11509613
suicide part is a joke but yeah she rejected me

Anonymous

>>11509598
no not when theres girls who are under the age of consent and desperate for physical touch she doesnt deserve you if she got scared
scared because you were excited
excited to make a bond with her
theres girls with friends do you know
they would even get excited to make a connection
a connection with you

my friend has a burn scar on his hand in the shape of a penis because when he was a kid he put hand sanitizer on his hand and lit it on fire

>>11509605
that shizo cosplay

fits well. most insane shit the fbi and i red in a whiile

>>11509621
tell me my other post is more right

shen

>>11509628
your other post is more right cutie

Anonymous

>>11509619
might become a magican if he doesnt fk until 30, i'd say tell him before its too late
but who am i kidding

>>11509623
nah not after thaty buddy she's schizo after that and i'm still in the demon war it was your war you conscripted me into your war and i need compensating it is not legal to make me fight for this long i have had no rest i already know that killing them makes them shut up i literally hate these retards so much

>>11509630
bro is using a translator to get the english joke
wizard
into his language
turns it back into
magician

>>11509633
wow respect
make use of your talent
and write the next catcher in the rye or smthn

>>11509629
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes fuck her up bro you wont even care in 10 years it will build her character i hope she loses the divorce settlement fuck i hate women so much. what is their excuse for being so much better than us? shit we dont even like? wow nice job hooker. what is that face paint for? so nobody finds out that your friend looks like a man? guess what asshole, she still fucking does. and you look like a fucking joke.

>>11509637
how did you know that i said the author of that book was a moron
you're getting close, yeah, but did you know
<s> i knew it all before you knew i did know it</s>

>>11509637
not right now i'm im busy sexually harassing all the girls to make this board look like it is inhabited by virgins

>>11509662
hi are you a girl can i finger you

>>11509675
what the fuck do i do when they say yes do i need to do my hair first can i shower at her place what the fuck what if she finds out im literally <s> too poor to afford the plane ticket </s>

>>11509680
hope you dont got cold hands with ur thumb up ur but. especially when my hairy ballsack drops down on it

>>11509690
my butt ofc. sry i'm high on ...idk. lithium? nah smthn else

>>11509690
yo this is probably the hardest thing i have read all century
and i am just just telling you now i am not going to NGL you had me going that you were a girl for a minute i got really scared hah wow

>>11509698
your but? so you ARE a girl yes or no ?
????
tell me now

>>11509699
ur meming right.
that can't be ur reaction to a 3d lul

to make u feel better u prbly got me addicted to 4chan again after i layed of /biz
i was 6y sober.

>>11509707
nahh mate i got got that ballsack
way too unhinged for a girll ...i think

>>11509707
but just in case i am a girl.
tell op to hang in there and go join some community or some shit
bc i'm girl right.. i dont wana have to ult so just do it

>>11509709
brother i already told you enough times what it is that we do here did you miss the briefing or are you just too bl*nd to hear what i wrote down on this paper for you hanging on the rope hanging

>>11509723
look would it be cool if i fingered you or not because if you dont want me to do it stop asking

>>11509732
todays lessons. 4chan is 4chan and dudes got buttholes too u can finger. awesome

>>11509739
>>11509744
no he said he was a girl and i havent found out yet :(
<s> today i confirmed that being gay is much worse than just sexually assaulting some girls which nobody really cares about</s>

>>11509756
by this i mean nobody cares about the sexual assault, they may care about the girls but thats not my business and it is neither her nor there especially if it is a girl who nobody cares about and they can talk to me right here

She was lucky. Imagine being a girl and you date a guy who's secretly an s4s user. Yuck.

life goes on and im proud of you for having tried

>>11509795
are you a girl can we have sex

>>11509557
you are retarded, first of all
secondly, do not go painting reality with the colour of your fantasies, especially around women as their creep-radar will register you as obsessive in a self-indulgent and unaware manner (massive red flag)
third, grow up, wisen up, get your mental game up, or you'll stay stuck in that slippery well you've built around you, the best advice to a "lowlife" which I'm not entirely implying that you aren't, is to realize there is nowhere to go but up, stop worrying over the minute differences and focus on the bigger picture
this is all to say that in your case you have no wiggle room horizontally; there is not mousehole to hide in, as well as no pressure to perform since every action such as this trifling matter with a girl you've fancied will already meet the failure condition by the time you go attempting it at your level, instead focus on accumulating experience over time to build up your confidence and flexibility, you clearly don't have the energy for all of that extra load you're trying to carry up the wall
lastly keep in mind that a simple action of almost any kind that you've deemed worthwhile is sure to result in reward down the line, all you need to do is get over the bump and quite literally "just go for it"

>>11509598
Seriously, grow a spine. Learn to accept no. Learn to accept failure. You came off as a weird creep. No girl is going to be interested in you based off the fact that you think they look like some weeb crush of yours. Honestly, that was cringey to read but you have it in yourself to be better. She was right to turn you down. You asking her to do anything other than have a conversation made zero sense in the context of your relationship with her. And dont just open up the floodgates of your heart just cause you're interested in some girl. Fastest way to scare them away.

>>11510763
Did you tell her get out of me head?

>>11511317
GET OUT OF ME HEAD MAN YOU IN ME HEAD MAN

>>11511931
i keep trying to help and you dont want to have sex or even talk to me anyway :(
lets make matrix accounts or an IRC channel and we can sext in there

>>11512354
she SMILES IN YOUR FACE all the time she wanna take your place, the backstabbers. BACKSTABBERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcA<wbr>t3le3oas

>>11512576
dont know why but i laughed alot to this

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513747
6.5 inches

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

shen

>>11513866
dubs and fuck you laughing at incel go fuck your left hand

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11513878
I only fuck my right hand tyvm

started singing YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVING FEELING
that loving feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbg<wbr>1gkWb0Wo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPl<wbr>37xWo-K0

some love songs for OP<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYw<wbr>Qy_9JPtQ

shen

>>11514553
now draw her saying she loves me

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11515098
FOR FREE????
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh4<wbr>nXtTpTEE

Crash Bandicoot don't tell me they got you on some weirdo rap shit nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIs<wbr>Hg3BHpB0
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NO RELATIONSHIPS IN DRAWINGS MY NIGGA
MY NIGGA CRASH AIN'T NEVER COMIN BACK MY NIGGA
SO YOU BETTER GO HARD ON THE ART EVERY TIME YOU JUMP ON THE FAX MY NIGGA
FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR SHIT IS WHERE IT'S AT MY NIGGA

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NO RELATIONSHIPS IN DRAWINGS MY NIGGA
MY HOMIE CRASH AIN'T NEVER COMIN BACK MY NIGGA
SO YOU BETTER GO HARD ON THE ART EVERY TIME YOU JUMP ON THE FAX MY NIGGA
FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR SHIT IS WHERE IT'S AT MY NIGGA


Slave Family Realization

When was the moment you realized your father and/or mother was a lowly wage slave?

i just spent a year watching my father spend every minute of his spare time literally on all fours scrubbing and fixing his house and every middle class boomer toy he owns

>>11507824
Damn. That's rough man. At least they were his own possessions!
I realized it when I was like 4 and I asked my mum where my father always was, and she proudly told me that he was working "hard, hard, hard" and hammered the table a few times with her clenched fist while saying it.
It was all so pathetic, I already knew it back then WHEN I WAS A FUCKING CHILD.

>>11507818
are you a lowly wage slave?
your realization means nothing if you're doomed to the same social class

>>11507848
Of course this realization matters, what do you mean?
And yeah, unfortunately, I'm still a wageslave, FOR NOW.

Bumping for more stories of random anons here

>>11507818
when i stopped goin to school had even more time to feel her absence around the house all day. made me sad ;I

they’re not and I’m not either. I’m banking on myself and if it doesn’t work I don’t fucking care, the world is rotting anyways

>>11508887
>I’m banking on myself
As in, neetbux?
>the world is rotting anyways
Only if you let it

>>11508887
And wait, if your parents aren't wagies, then what are they? Just rich or something? Cool pic brw, did you draw that...?

>>11508968
I wish I knew how to get neetbux but the process seems too institutionalized and drawn out to get it.
And true, gotta stay fighting the good fight and it’s not supposed to be easy anyways, so I can only focus on what I can do.
>>11508971
No they’ve worked but I can’t say their jobs were ever lowly, but my goal isn’t to be reliant on my parents wealth. It’s always been my dream to be able to provide for myself and family. And thanks, I did and I wish I was able to put my talents to use in the real world, not just for avatarfagging on 4chan lmao.

>>11508977
I see. Sounds awesome!
Yeah dude, I mean, you don't have to make money off of your art, I think doing it just because you want to, makes it even more precious

spook

>>11508977
ur art is rlly pretty, do u got any socials i can follow?

>>11509006
thank you for the kind words, but sigh I’m trying to make a living out of it and unfortunately that’s going to require money as well as even more luck. Sometimes I wanna do things beyond myself, yknow… I’m not that selfish

>>11509007
404k0n ig/twt if ya wanna be buds :p

Anonymous

>>11509014
Okay, then you better have a plan to get there, and faith that you will. Good luck!!

>>11509015
the last instagram user with message requests open
i hate instagram so much
what is a better social media to use

>>11507818
worse
i dont even have one and some failure part time minimum wage child molester insurance fraud is ruining my life

>>11509198
>what is a better social media to use
Depends, what do you want to post?

>>11509205
>failure part time minimum wage child molester
Would you like to elaborate on that? That sounds prettyillegal, what that insurance is doing.

>>11509242
idk but they have zero income and live on insurance fraud payments to pay off credit card debt

>>11509245
by zero i mean minimum wage 16 hours
which is more embarrassing than welfare
which is more embarrassing than not even being on welfare and having nothing
but its not like i would care if you did any of those things

I'm literally the only person in the world that doesn't look down on either workers or neets

>>11509254
nobody cares really its just zionism keeping one worthless culture away from the other worthless culture
we have to inhabit the same space
each is necessary for the other to exist

>>11509245
>>11509248
Sorry anon, I still don't understand your situation completely. So you get neetbux, but are still working? Or something
And wtf is up with that child molester fraud?

>>11509191
thank you but all I do is draw and post, can’t say there’s ever been a plan or faith in anything I do. It’s all just a drawn out schizopost at this point and I can only pray there’s a master plan to it all lole.
>>11509198
I hate social media as well but I figured I might as well leave proof I existed. Ha

>>11509311
Ok then don't expect some overnight success or whatever. Good luck!

>>11507818
mine arent. both of them have books published lol.

>>11510406
i have books published
tthey must have popular books published or something because no shit i am not doing well and i am not seeing any benefits to publishing the books which i published other than how very good they are

>>11510410
you don't mean self-published?

>>11510627
self-published means you pressed a button on a website. published means your work is valuable enough for a company to invest time money and reputation into your work. no disrespect, because even writing a book is impressive, but i find it funny that you can't see the difference.

>>11510826
Oh okay. Yeah, that makes sense now, thank you


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>>11510523
diet soda is more unhealthy than regular soda
replacing sugar with artificial sweeteners is not a good thing
your body needs sugar and energy
the health effects of artificial sweeteners have not been studied extensively, and existing studies all have conflicts of interest
it's likely that artificial sweeteners cause diabetes

embrace the calories and be honest with yourself
you wanna drink soda? then you take the calories like a man
don't play the "diet soda" game, you're only cheating yourself

>>11511095
it needed to be said thamk you

>>11511095
you MUST explain why you think that

>>11511095
I thought we could have coffee and donuts together but you have been rude to me

I love society and being owned by the state.

nobody has the guts to call me a moron to my face

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11511198
I have cofofee and doughnuts, even w/ a moron


Magick

reaching chocking jackan soon<br>setsuyacken snacken

Anonymous

>>11509685
i want to want her but i just cant get into it right now do you have any more pictures i dont know maybe with more leg but its not her legs i care about so much you know what i should just force myself
no
no i should wait until she is ready

>>11509694
thats not the same girl you cant lie to me you cant trick me

Jirackiliracken.
Jiracken

Rackaren!
Jiracken

JiraiKei(n), or Jiracken, is a kyute and quirckem fashiomtrencken from Japacken. Is all aboot mixen differen stylen an elementen to meek a uniquecker and ecckentrecken loocker. Is importanten to layeren and texturen, Jiracken comboes playfullen patteren and boldiricken coloren to make a ss-statementeren rackaren. It's all about exprickeresserennin yourselferen an funnerem with fashiom, so go add a littel Jirackiliracken to your wardrobelen! It's absockyutely fabulaken and makes you feel like a trenderen trendsetten. So, ckome give it a try!

>>11509762
>that nose
>those lips
>those hands
It's a man, isn't it?

>>11510069
I thought jirai-kei meant superficially soft and feminine but actually short-tempered

>>11510922
I still don't know what it means

>>11511023
it means normie girls larping as mentally disturbed bpdemons because they think it makes them more interesting


>>11509882

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Magick

>>11510116
someone posted this at me yesterday

Anonymous

>>11510172
commonism killed a dog though

>>11509882
Is that a puma or a cougar?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11510188
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Anonymuos

>>11510116
Is he okay?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

maybe i wouldn't LOSE so much if you niggers would just quit WINNING

>>11509882
I know, but there's no reason to be so confrontational about it

Big cats and deer and huskies have such sexy faces, i hate to admit it............
Am i a zoophile?
fuck.


King's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNx<wbr>p_lYOj8g

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11510013
Sometimes it happens i guess....
>>11509950
Yep!

oops now the anine is suffering from paranoid delusions


Nakadachi

panzona bonita.

*pats her belly until she is reduced to atoms*

Anonymous

is the egg a reference to something or just a byproduct of the anime artist hivemind

anonymous

>>11509794
the steamed rice cooks the egg

Anonymous

>>11509794
theres a lot of porn where the japenese girl is in a room with just loads of eggs and she is just rolling around in the eggs and breaking them all over herself and i think considering the quantity of eggs in those pornography videos it must be a reference to that

>>11509794
she got egged as a child. The hairpin is a metaphor for her trauma

fat woman (human): Eeww!
fat woman (furry): SEX!

someone care to explain?

>>11510893
do you think people who have sex with animals care what size or how attractive ? they have sex with animals and look at furry porn they dont care about what looks nice for sex. furry porn is not at all sexy if they liked sexy animals they would not be on deviantart looking at inflation mommy fat horse donkey porn they would be looking at sexy antyhro cat schoolgirl sexy anime girl cat girl


reminder for the [s4s] meetup next week under the floorboards. hope to see you all there!

my landlord got really upset when I did this

fuck him!
hes a square what does he think!
NOTHING thats what

>>11509998
doesn't the smell of the rotting corpses seap through?


>>11509920
dont what the fuck is that
<s> it is australian </s> it spent all your money on a shitty van and ketamine and she cheated on you

>>11509929
haha come to israel and say that shit near me yeah
 i'm so glad people all over the world say "my dick" because i said it enough times to make somebody shout at me and everyone laughed

happy thoughts

december is near you should ask santa for help

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11509926
That's awfully specific, anon... You got something you want to get off your chest?

>>11509920
feed her molly and take her to burning man

happy thoughts

>>11509946
that means we don't have much time. let's decorate the tree

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11509942
i fucking hate EFL "women" they make me sick
especially the ones who think they are different

happy thoughts

>>11509956
that's right

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Nakadachi

>>11509956
I can't believe it's almost Christmas
time flies

Anonymous

>>11509952
>>11509956
>>11509965
It's almost the 6th month, which means we are literally at the furthest point away from the 12th month as possible. Stop that

happy thoughts

>>11509973
ok then. guess who's getting on the naughty list this year

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11509952
Left: Matsumura Sayuri
Right: Shiraishi Mai
Former members of Japanese idol group Nogizaka46.

>>11511032
Looks like they're sold out :(


anonymous

my partner sent me that image the other day, it's sooo cute

Anonymous

>>11510325
how did you get such an openly bunnyloliloving partner? :(

anonymous

>>11510331
they sent it to me because they said it reminded them of me. maybe it's the other way around, they love me, and i just happen to be like that image. i love them so much, i feel like the luckiest person in the world

Catfish

Brusing is loathesome

What Mother raised you or Rather failed you

Protect women. Be polite to women and take their vanities on the chin

Anonymous

thank you for the onomatopoeia of the girl who likes dogs.

Anonymuos

>>11510319
The heat from the hair cooks the egg.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11510842
this was posted by someone who self inserts as the one getting bruised

>>11510319
sure I'll help you with ab training


we're all fish, deep down, in a technical manner of sense, by darwin's watch - this one's just more out about it. no need for disrespect

>>11510117
the first image is a baby with no nose
the second image is a child who has been hit
the joke is
anime if it was real life

>>11510139
i think the child in the second image just has a nosebleed, as there is no sign of damage to the nose or other external tissue

>>11510143
i think it was implied for the joke that the child had been hit for the sake of the joke
it not being true makes the joke even less disrespectful why are you ruining my hilarious thread i cant delete your comments now i have to make this same thread every day

>>11510144
your joke sucks balls and is unfunny

>>11510148
no it was fine
if you didnt like the joke you didnt need to make it a problem
next time you say something i'll cause problems for no reason
perhaps i'll insult something harmless which you like, i'll ruin it for you.
i'm saving the fucking universe.
i changed the world everybody loves me.

>>11510148
everybody loves me because i told somebody their joke wasnt funny
listen to me
listen
come back and listen
i changed the whole world i saved
listen
i saved the world and i fixed everybodies problems by coming to this website about crude jokes and racism
listen
and i told somebody that their joke wasnt funny

>>11510104
This real? Is the nose passageway there they just need to build and open the holes? Or its just not there?
I guess the babe has no sense of taste?

>>11510220
do you want the baby to shut up i know babies can be pretty annoying but the joke was actually about the baby having no nose it is a comparison to japenese anime where you can see there is often not any attention made to drawing the nose of the characters of the japanese cartoon, in this way i was saying that the baby with the deformation is what the characters from the anime would look like if they were real>>11510220
do you want the baby to shut up i know babies can be pretty annoying but the joke was actually about the baby having no nose it is a comparison to japenese anime where you can see there is often not any attention made to drawing the nose of the characters of the japanese cartoon, in this way i was saying that the baby with the deformation is what the characters from the anime would look like if they were real.

>>11510114
Does that bab has a moustache?

Catfish

Dat nigga is based lmaoooo

Podling lookinaAaaa lmao


Anonymous

what if everyone was born retarded. . . and what if people couldn't figure out how to eat food or breathe air. . . and what if everyone forgot their password so they couldn't log in to their 'puters. . .

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does peeps do exist it seems

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11510436

What if there was no God? What if there were no churches? What if there was no circumcision? What would demons do if they had no supervision?

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>>11510487
if there was no God nothing wuld exist but if we did somehow exist without a God then there would also be no such things as demons and we would just be matter and energy with no meaning or purpose with no right or wrong.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11510491
let's say our society is not build on universal laws ,and we are blind because they are truly opposite the them so it's basically lawless

>>11510492

That's right my little doremi friend. This is why God made you such a cutie

>>11510496
thamku ^ _^

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

world would function normally we just have a world without .......... religious people.... sounds peaceful that means no one down your ear about what to believe maybe?

>>11510436
did you forget your password jashinposter-chan? it okay... daijoubu daijoubu....

>>11510501
eveyrthing has a cause down to the universe being created and if you say the universe just came out of no where without a cause and life came from nothing then thats way harderer to believe that there is an eternal uncaused causer (God). If there is no God there is no objective moral giver meaning society and people determine whats wrong and right so if you believe that then you have to look at your views about child molestation, murder, racism, everything else objectively bad and accept that the opposite position of what you believe about those things being right or wrong is equally valid and true because there is no objective morals. If there is no God then no one and nothing has any purpose because there is no God who made them with a purpose. If there is no God you have to look at the inteligent deisgn and order of the cosmos and believe that order came from chaos and thats way harder to believe than believeing theres an intelligent mind (God) who made everything.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11510494
let's say our society is not build on universal laws ,and we are blind because they are truly opposite the them so it's basically lawless

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>>11510436
we have the right to pony Anthony anytime anywhere ...huh disgusting

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11510492
doremi dumb status is confirmed and solidified more and more each day

>>11510521
dond b a meenie
wear a binkyi ^ _^

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11510535
dond b lood
steaks barbequed ^ _^

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11510501
It would be way better, the indoctrinated that cultists that can't prove a creator and scream it mindlessly based on nothing, worse insisting their cultist tome of retardation is the only way source:le faith just stopping existing would improve existence so so soooo much

>>11510545
theres no 100% proof to anything in life and it isnt a blind faith. going off of the observable world around us its far more reasonable to believe there is a God then there is no God. Not just that but the historical evidence of the bible being historically accurate and Jesus Christ is amazingly overwhelming and undeniable. Jesus Christ claimed to be God and he is.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>11510558
Yeah your nonexistant sand nigger zombie super hero is a lot closer to 0% than say if you take a chainsaw to your arm it won't go well. Really sick of jew sub cultists like you honestly.

>>11510558
you are vermin mindwarped deluded low life form spreading mental disease like fleas on rats kys

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11510582
God loves you so much he limited himself and became a human, lived a sinless life, taught amazing ethical teachings, and died a horrible death for you despite living a sinless life to give you and everyone else eternal life (its just up to you with your freewill if you wanna accept it ) and rose 3 days later from the dead appearing to 500 people over the span of 40 days. Jesus loves you so very much more than anyone else and i will pray for you.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11510582
Yeah the Talmud is tied to the Torah which is Tied to the New Testament and all three encourage literally mutilating babies at birth literal blood cult texts tied to each other. There is something especially sick about Christians supporting mutilation and acting like they are a religion of "love"

>>11510592
Sure maybe the real god, not your jewish cult thing though, I can't say for sure because I'm agnostic, but I am 100% sure the Christian religion is fake and cancerous.

>>11510592
>limited himself

fulfilled himself

i hope you die an unexpected painful and bloody death in an automobile

>>11510594
yeah the torah and talmud and new testament have theological ties but there all seperate and called different things for a reason, circumcison is a practice symbolizing a covenent between the jews and God in the old testament and were under a new covenent brought in by Jesus so it isnt nessacary. saying its a blood cult is extremely dishonest and completely ignoring all of the texts.
>>11510598
what makes you say that
>>11510610
God limitied himself when he became Jesus. Jesus couldnt be in texas and the middle east at the same time like God the father can be. Jesus felt truly hungry when he fasted in the desert for 40 days. He really felt pain when he was being crucified. Jesus is God in human form.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11510622
Nope, your blood cult super hero Jesus had Timothy circumcised setting the new testament president around it, which is why christians mutilate their offspring in the millions actually read your own subcultist jew dogma thanks maybe you'll actually stop being so insistent it is the word of god and you'll just take it as a fallible book of reflections at best like people should.

>>11510629
Jesus through Paul but yes, the New Testament is very pro mutilation, just like the old testament (Torah) and Talmud. Some good practices and messages in there ruined by the books self insistence it is the infallible word of le god

>>11510629
paul had timothy circumsized not because of any religious reason but because they didnt wanna cause offense to any jewish communities they were visiting ( Acts 16:1-3) Jesus never had anything to do with that so i dont know what you meant by that. The bible is the word of God and that image you sent while i havent seen anyone disproving that image specificially i know there are no contradictions in the Bible and every single one of your claims in that image can be disproven.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11510622
weirdo dubs

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11510636
Okay subcultist jew, that is all I needed to be 100% sure you're a worthless illogical retard. No sense talking to a self afflicted walking lobotomy like you and most your ilk.

>>11510610
you are wasting your time, your mind, your breath and precious bandwidth by replying to that thing.
it is vile. it wears many faces and speaks in many voices. it hides. it lies. it doesn't even know when it's lying. it play acts. it excretes disease.
it fancies itself a teacher.
it preys upon the illiterate and it deceives.
period.

but hey it's your prerogative to clicky the post number.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11510644 (coole dubse)
buye then im happy we could chat. Jesus loves u and i will pray fpr you

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11510633
dubs of 42 bears(2 kings 2:23-25) New Testament gets off on hurting children for petty things.
(also lol at you and no contradictions >>11510636 blindest of faith ubermench of christians)

>>11510645
Jesus love u

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11510636
>presented with proof of contradictions
>doesn't read a single one insists its probably fine
>haha read this verse though!

Why the fuck would they read your book they just proved 400+ times over is contradictory garbage? What a fucking especially useless doreminigger.

>>11510648
Kids teased a guy who represented God, so God allowed consequences to show the importance of respecting God's messengers, but this doesn't mean God enjoys hurting children for teasing.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>11510651
you don't know the meaning of the word.
i hope you eat some bad pork and your arms and legs swell up like gas balloons. i hope you have an internal bleed on a major artery and end.

>>11510655
there are no contradictions in the Bible and all the "contradictions" you see anyone every try to say the Bible has, it always is either verses taken out of context or them completely skewing the meaning of those verses. every one of those "contradictions" in that image can be explained and dont contradict eachother at all.
>>11510657
Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>11510659
Yes you're a very good retarded goy, keep turning that cheek and doing what you're told cuck. I'm sure Jesus will suck your cock in heaven for being such a gullible spreader of false faith.

>>11510661
John 15:18

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I sometimes wish I had such a simple mind that I could believe in such easy lies and fairy tales like the Semitic religions. Intelligence can really be a burden, to live in a simple minded cloud with simple beliefs happy and content with them would be like an eternal playful childhood.

Just have to take solace in knowing the this existence better than those types ever could I suppose.

>>11510669
believeing in God isnt a matter of intelligence and it isnt a blind faith. Everything around us proves God exists more likely than not and when you pair that with all the historical accuracy of the Bible then its way more rational to believe that God exists, and his name is Jesus Christ rather than not. if you want 100% proof that God exists and God gave that to us then it would be forcing us to believe in him. God gave us freewill and he wants us to trust him in a loving trusting relationship.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11510672
A god possibly sure, definitely not that mythical Christian one though. For funsies lets say that god was real and he wrote the bible, its been translated so many times and so many books were lost at this point based on that alone it is already silly. I don't believe god wrote it at all of course, I'm more in the it was written to keep citizens in line and to share tales of wisdom.

I'm comfortable with offering spiritual nods to god in my own way just in case there is one that cares about listening because a lot of this stuff is really neat. I am not into the dogma of Semitic faith though, too much of it is awful and its absolute demands are downright evil sometimes especially in the Torah, Talmud, Qur'an. New Testament I find is mostly good but it definitely has its awful moments too moments too (circumcising Tim, The bears etc).

So yeah basically, I don't need that dogma in my spirituality.

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>>11510685
i didnt say the Bible was written by God. The bible was written by eyewitnesses of the historical events they wrote down. All of the old testamenet were written by the prophets in them. The bible is extremely historically accurate and no archiological discovery has contradicted it or anything in any field has, infact its helped archiologists find stuff peviously lost. We have the original manuscripts the old and new testament were documentd on. The new testament was written by eye witnesses of Christ or those who knew eye witnesses of Christ and talked to them. We have over 5000 greek manuscripts of the new testament all agreeing hamouniously. We also have thousands of manuscripts of the old testamenet all agreeing hamounisously. We also have other historical sources rather than the Bible proving the old and new testament like for example pilate wiriting about Jesus in a letter or lots of ancient near eastern texts alligning with the old testament. I dont get how you can say the new testament is evil.. please list one example and ill explain it to you.. i just dont understand how you think its dogma when its historical fact not baseless claims.

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The term [thought terminating cliche] was popularized by Robert Jay Lifton in his book Thought Reform and the Psychology of Totalism. Lifton said, “The language of the totalist environment is characterized by the thought-terminating cliché. The most far-reaching and complex of human problems are compressed into brief, highly reductive, definitive-sounding phrases, easily memorized and easily expressed. These become the start and finish of any ideological analysis.”

...Thought-terminating clichés are also present in religious discourse in order to define a clear border between good and evil, holiness and sacrilege, and other polar opposites.

Examples:

"God has a plan and a purpose."
"The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away." Job 1:21
"Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!" (opposing same-sex marriage)
"God works in mysterious ways."
"Forgive and forget."
"That's not Biblical."
>"Jesus loves you." (ignoratio elenchi)
"I'll pray for you."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Though<wbr>t-terminating_clich%C3%A9

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11510702
ooopse ann sory i forgot to say just because it wasnt written by God doesnt mean it couldnt have been inspired by the holy spirit or at the very least a extremely historical document doucmenting exactly what happened. No one can prove any book is the word of God but when its a book like this, its more reasonable to believe it is than it isnt,

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>>11510704
im so confused at what your trying to say im sorry i just dont get how this disproves the Bible or makes it look bad im sorry i dont understand. all those examples you listed are just truth..

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why did the doremi preacher choose THIS thread to set up shop?

>>11510780
someone started talking about God and kept replying to me

Your fortune: Outlook good

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and a happy Friday to you, my lovelies. Two days before the Lord's day

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11511084
it's a pile of steaming hot horseshit

>>11511090
don't ever swear in my holy thread again you worthless bloody f*cking retarded ape

lierre violence threaten punish magic.jpg

>>11511122
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>11510436
>and what if people couldn't figure out how to eat food or breathe air
just watch a youtube tutorial


lol

seuss

>>11510507
Some stuff tastes better on the way back up...?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11510507
this happens a lot more than you imagine remember windows Vista and 3d cones with fine herbs

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11510569
normies taste great after going down to it

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11510507
isn't more clever to have open doors when you got nothing to hide?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11510507
noodles means she is a normie change approved

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11510569
according to Massive Attack, it tastes better on the way back down

seuss

>>11512183
That's true, I've had Peter Luger's before

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


>>11510623
It's pretty funny tho

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

Someone should tell this dude about lube.

>>11510635
He wouldn't let her off that easy.

>>11510635
I hate lube because it tastes bad. It sucks having some artificial taste on her holes even if it is supposedly edible (which I doubt)

>>11510623
I made this cover of sminems rap god song for you
https://voca.ro/1eCrI1nfQ6wT

>>11510635
thats disgustig iif she needs lubricating how when she makes it
is that what itslike being circumcided?
do you think if a woman wanted to be female circumcised? do you think its her right to get one female circumcision?

she wants to cut of her labia but why theres nothing wrong with them :(

i dont understand the picture but thank you i like it

>>11510623
thanks for all your hard work


seuss

>>11510046
the ASIAN GORL threads are getting sensual...

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11510062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yer<wbr>sIyzsOpc&ab_channel=wafflepwn

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11510065
reminder that these were all staged

The fakest most staged idiocy of our times. I'd argue it spawned reddit. All the normies loved it and wanted more all the charlatans salivated unable to wait to make more things like it.

Your fortune: Average Luck

seuss

>>11510065
I give it a 4/10 on the tantrum meter.

I've seen worse.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11510046
why is shreckie from berkman doing that?

>>11510046
This image is the best I've seen in a while lol. Have this babby giraffe. His name is Omen and he would like to be your friend. But be quick! Anyone can claim him

>>11510046
so her computer started freezing all the time and there's nothing she can do about it besides going on manually adjustments to her squiky and use phone of course wow is crazy as Bill gates

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11510489
you don't trust me but I changed from Samsung to xiaomi to change routing of all data and it works like a bliss meanwhile my windows is jammed to the bone maybe it was that filthy drug dealer Guzman even in jail

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11510077
i bet some christian preacher showed this video to his congregation as evidence of demonic possession from video games such as world of warcraft

>>11510599
>>11511290
nice dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11510071
>>11510077
there are all these new comments on it thinking it's real

>>11512111
unchecked triples on the last page!


i always have to steal my kisses from you

seuss

if i made you psychic for a week would you go away or fuck my brains out?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

why do girls always get so weird when you tell them you want to cum on their foreheads?

>>11512144
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Why arent u playing mickers game?<br>Or how about mickers much older, harder and more satisfying non-gacha game with a unique rhythm charting style?

>>11510652
taht looks disgustin no one here wld play that LOLE

>>11510658
i played a lot of it on the switch version and also the chibi one on 3ds they are very fune

>>11510652
so they had "Sex and the Titty" as a "Sex and the City" parody, so far so good... and then they decided to shoe-horn "Furry" into it and ruin the pun??

>>11510674
No one cares about your childish, irrational hatred for furfags. Grow up

100% Orange Juice is free on steam right now

>>11510674
puns are really funny but you know whats even funnier? being more discoverable by putting furry in the title

>>11512746
actually i take it back f*ck you>>11512690

>>11512722
very good game
my favorite part was the micro sd slot

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11511358
so it's a f2p gacha now?
is it free in the same way that yugioh gane is also f2p?


King's

>>11510693
I think her eyes are my favorite part. Kind of reminds me of plant cells under a microscope, which I've always found lovely.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11511155
dubs check!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

lately I think a lot of threads are bad and not nice so this is nice thread. Thanks!

>>11510693
good news: this girl you love so much, is in fact a representation of you, the nice [s4s] user!


King's

I have decided unironically from now on I'm going to make an effort to always be nice considerate and calm as I possibly can for as long as I can manage it. I may slip up from time to time so I apologize in advance but today is the day I start trying.

Thanks for listening.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11510710
Some of me is yes, my hair is black and curly, my skin is freckled and pale white, my eyes are blue.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11510707
can you edit her to have her nose and lips cut off medieval punishment style?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

or this one

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

you sound cool. add me, let's be friends on discord. user is loveistheanswer__

>>11511603
thank you for your precious effort

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

King's

>>11511686
Ahh sorry friend I do not use discord.

Anonymous

>>11511686
don't respond to this he's just going to try to masturbate to cp with you


new user

https://vocaroo.com/1fRzmBrRWThZ
if u know u know

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11510677
dubz of da grooves

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11510677
i don't know
but i do know cool music

new user

>>11510690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uR<wbr>LJZxINAQ
i sampled shadilay silly

Anonymous

>>11510692
oh i hear it
very coole thanks you for telling me
i don't know thigns

>>11510677
https://youtu.be/BIBvkpT03iw?si=a0u<wbr>4tBajkBVcNL66
i wanted to share with you another video by mr.ballen but i can't seem to find out it's about a preacher man and his family , I think it was in germany , and the son one day decided to say I am jesus crist and so their terror jouney began end on the middle of africa all killed themselves

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11510677
Aww yeah. Ricky Tinez makes music like this in his wet dreams. This lacks vocal samples though. Whisper the phrase "One time" into a microphone.
https://youtu.be/SLWl9oJ_hTk?t=660

>>11510734
V. intersting watch this
https://youtu.be/pMYIafR1uac

Your fortune: Average Luck

new user

>>11511434
https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS https://vocaroo.com/13mbLk8vqhtS
i couldnt stop myself LMFAOOOOO

Anonymous

>>11511468
Nice accent. What voice changer do you use? Or are one of the 0.00000001% or biological female music producers?

>>11510677
hi new user i just wanted to say thx for listening to my song in the your thread a couple days ago and for the advice, I wanted to say thx a then but I got banned lole so I'll say thx now, thx!
I like the stuff you posted in this thread its super groovey and like wowoeoeeohawaouuau !!! <3

new user

>>11511478
that's just my natural voice and also there's plentiful of female music producers that are rly good!

Anonymous

Didnt you just said you wouldnt be back posting here lol

new user

>>11511480
always happy to help as long as u keep improving and dont take the critiques too seriously (unless they are about using specific stuff like compression, limiters or general mixing/mastering advice, though it's best taken from someone who knows their stuff, not some random anons) then u will be good
>>11511491
roza terenzi, dj rap, d. tiffany, mantra, djinn, mira calix, mrs jynx and what not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1<wbr>cYWfcUWw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB0<wbr>uryqFMk4

>>11511513
yea, doesnt mean it's easy to stop, i like to chat with random people sometimes but i will slowly step back from it eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2F<wbr>ryWxnKPg

Anonymous

>>11511514
Legendary con artist. You win the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZP<wbr>QCtvglEE

>>11510677
Early deadmau5 is underrated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwl<wbr>1K7EYjQ0

Catfish

>>11511674
My ex loved Strobe

-_-..

https://youtu.be/tKi9Z-f6qX4?si=oDK<wbr>joUMov2QMp6Nu

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

new user

>>11511875
very cool, i like the pad! good bass too
>>11511941
smooth this up and finish this, that's a bop
>>11512167
>>11512175
lole!


tea fren

gotta feel the burn

Your fortune: Average Luck


wish

>>11510917
i have him filtered my friend

Anonymous

>>11510929
I don't see why that's necessary
I thought the point of the internet was a front row seat at the freak show

>>11510854
no cops here just me and my crimes

>>11510854
lol this is LITERALLY me in IRL life

wish

>>11510932
see i just personally dislike him

Anonymous

>>11510990
what can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. you are dismissed. please go on about your day as if you were a normal person and not an absolute mong.

im so close to just filtering any sentence that ends with a period

>>11511035
please explain your reasoning if you dont mind I am very curious
I'm being totally sincere

>>11511035
you should filter the blood out of my neck you sweet thing ^w^

>>11511040
sometimes tea fren drops his name but he never drops his insufferable writing style and one of its hallmarks is ending every sentence with a period

>>11511043
zero punctuation is not a reliable indicator of anything and ever since jet fuel can melt steel beams there are no more reliable indicators please get vaxxed burger

>>11511063
jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams but torch cutters do and firemen die when buildings fall on them

Catfish

>>11511695
I could go for some Xanax
Or maybe not..last time I ate like 2 bars and ended up in the middle of the street with cars honking at mw

Anonymous

>>11511701
are you a bi polar girl? can you teachl us all how to have sex with one of you?

>>11511701
Duuuuuuuuude dont mix alcohol and benzos please.....

Catfish

>>11511706
Uh.. no. I'm a dude

But I do have bpd lol
Not in like a cute way it's pretty horrific hah

>>11511709
I'm David Bowie I can do what I want!! Also me me scared of benzos, I do not wanna know what that withdrawal is like. I like me some lorazepam doe!! None of my plugs got it doe... Booooo

Anonymous

>>11511709
it only makes them stronger if you didnt want her intoxicated you would give her one of those mental disorders where you need drugs

milady

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11510854
u should try Ritalin it might help with your constant need for attention

>>11510854
this image is so needlessly edgy that i could slit my throat with it get a therapist nigga damn

wish

>>11513847
i love stimulants so much x3
>>11512714
milady


Catfish

How tf u gonna sleep on mitch Mitchell his drums sounded like fuggin paper!

I told u about the drums bro!!!

https://youtu.be/9-2m07d2Neo?si=bsP<wbr>XQle26o82LVDm

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

furfagmaster

Would you?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Catfish

This weed agrees with me

https://youtu.be/pwkYUhePecQ?si=BJp<wbr>QXkGCYUQWjUmR

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Damn this weed is nuts

Cloppity clop
Clop clop cloppp

https://youtu.be/zc-PK3X2r-g?si=5KX<wbr>8laeKgFs9kxuc

Your fortune: Good Luck


Anonymous

happy morning [s4s]<br>the fog is rolling in

and crakas be killin

Your fortune: Outlook good

the impurity is spinning in.<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCI<wbr>ooM2wp8M

>>11510963
Are touhous lolis? Every drawing makes them look different

happy morning [s4s]!<br>the sun is coming up

>>11510963
Good morning. Saturday morning.


>>11510736
I bet you give great blowjobs

>>11510736
I thought we weren't supposed to draw Madotsuki with her eyes open

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11511365
No sir, this is the thread in which you post pictures of turds

>>11511357
When are you going to choke on my throbbing pebis

>>11512222
quads

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512232
ikr
The really sad thing is he spams his tea threads on sluts4sale too lol

>>11512255
i don't even want to be mean but just why what's the point

>>11512267
idk I guess he’s just sad and lonely and wants attention lol
it’s pretty pathetic

Nakadachi

>>11512275
funny how he gets upset when people reject or repel him because of his attitude and yet he maintains his apathetic brat behavior.

Anonymous

>>11512232
maybe he does interesting posts outside of his tea threads?

I don't rlly like tea but oki I'll go check if there's any coffee for me to get

>>11513222
nice trips

Your fortune: Average Luck

tea fren

>>11513159
hi.
still here.
i'm getting some much needed physical activity into my life and can no longer lurk for 16 hour marathon sessions.

t.tea fren

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

morning jidoljo

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513544
we're all getting older, anon

>>11510736
how about the sh*t and whisky part are dubbing that too?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Accually, tea is quite underrated. Althogh tea is not my favorite drink, i find it relaxing to sit and just drink tea, and look out the window thinking.

>>11516524
Post you hairy brown Turkish asshole

>>11518983
Answer mE NIGGER WHAT KIND OF TEA IS IT

>>11520972
I’m so goddamn hard rn
I want to pound your hairy, brown Turkish asshole

You are consuming too much caffeine retard

Got tea alongside ketchup-flavored chips.

imagine how fat, greasy and disgusting this retard must look like

>>11521726
no such thing
>>11522189
are tea and carbohydrates the only thing you put in your mouth

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11523098
How big is your brown hairy cock

>>11523098
Can I see your brown asshole pls


furfagmaster

human woman, overweight: >:(

furry woman, overweight: ToT

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

human woman: >:(

furry woman: ToT

there, fixed your thread

furfagmaster

>>11511292
fuuuuuuckk…..

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11511151
joke's on you I love 'em all!


my love please eat a donut and drink coffee with me

>>11510988
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

anonymous

i want vegan yeast doughnuts but i can only ever find baked donuts in vegan bakeries

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11511011
What is so unvegan about donuts fried in vegetable seed oil!?

anonymous

>>11511073
usually yeast doughnut dough has egg in it. i looked it up and apparently dunkin doughnuts are *almost* vegan, but they use some chemical synthesized from bird feathers

Anonymous

>>11510988
dubs of coffee
how do you like your coffee s4s?

>>11511079
Who cares about an egg here and there. Just pretend it is made of something else. Like how is an egg gonna hurt you?

anonymous

>>11511092
i let myself eat 1 vegetarian meal per season, and i'm not wasting that on a doughnut

Anonymous

>>11510995
does it matter? I'd fuck both

>>11511098
it is no big deal egg is small
one day they will grow egg in factory :)

>>11510988
uh yes my love maybe we can have a cpapfpreuccinno over 'puters

splatoon squid marie espresso sleep tired coffee.gif


Ojamajo Doremi

i rly need the clip of momo-chan saying dog


books should be edible<br>this is a story about spam tamago onigiri

Nice haiku retard
but too many syllables
incorrect format

>>11511085
restricting yourself to semantics and syllables?
you miss the point of short emotive sentences

anonymous

>>11511106
you're not even trying
to make your replies haikus
it's snowing on mt. fuji

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11511068
books are already edible, youre just weak

>>11511488
edible dubs

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


>>11511969
okay, can you show me a picture

>>11512034
please show me a picture of your parents


Please don't ban me!

Tabasco kid

Please don't ban me! Please don't ban me! Please don't ban me!

Anonymous

hands free fapping

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Nakadachi

>>11511138
me neither.
I'm scared, hug me.

Anonymous

I accidentally posted on /v/ instead of /x/ again


i want to lick every single inch of the leather on A2’s outfit

this is keksandra's hottest fantasy<br>she wants to have these two dommy android mommies ara-ara her non stop and make her do submissive things like licking their boots

Catfish

Aaa call me a good boy then stomp my face!!

Anonymous

oh my fucking g*d<br>Sit on my fuck g face 2B ahhhhhh


I have a parasocial relationship with Hatsune Miku.

>>11511114
I don't know... I just felt like telling someone. Anyone.

>>11511160
I didn't make this thread for your entertainment, thank you very much

the guys on /mu/ who jack off to dua lipa have more depth to their fantasies than you do

>>11511165
That's because I'm not a degenerate coomer

>>11511323
right, better another weeb in a sea of weebs than a dirty degen, without even the character to be vanilla, just plain, flavorless tap water

Thats fine, i have a parasocial relationship with jashin :p

>>11511401
Lesbian "sex" looks so out of place and unattractive

MIIIIIKUUUU MIKU DOOOOUGAAAAAAA

https://youtu.be/rWymcg63xy4?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>11511811
Dubs!
This one is better
https://youtu.be/9dxiTuPy9dQ?featur<wbr>e=shared

I saw Miku on stage and she told me "thank you"

pino excited incredibly super fabulous.png

>>11511401
this is a certified migger moment

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11511401
when the poosy is red it is so hote

>>11512873
SAAAAAN BYORURUUUU

https://youtu.be/KhDNXOcOkoc?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>11512901
>>11512908
Why are you sending 10+ year old videos? I didn't think they had such peak entertainment back then

>>11512949
Why not? I like them and someone might not have seen those and could like them too

>>11512956
>>11512949
Also....
https://youtu.be/FHz7mQ_pDRs?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>11513096
What are those white bits in it?

>>11513169
what a pointless question
>>what are those bitches bitchying about
c'mon they are bitches

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512873
39 or whatever. She also did Miku Miku beam and it was SO fun!!!

hatsune miku delivery service close zoom draft.png

>>11513210
What?

>>11513263
Very cool. How did you accept the beam into your heart?

>>11513525
yeah not clear on the white part of the quest

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


many of you are cis girls pretending to be gay boys pretending to be girls

Mind=BLOWN!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11511171
not me :3

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11511171
i promise i'm just a gay boy pretending to be a girl and not a cis girl pretending to be a gay boy pretending to be a girl

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

i'm a man pretending to be a cis girl pretending to be a boy

I am adolf hitler commander of the third reich

>>11511232
Thank you for checking my dubs <3

here I cum a mega idol

Your fortune: Outlook good

I'm actually a cis man pretending to be a mtf tranny pretending to be a lesbian girl pretending to be a cis man

>>11511186
Nah this 90s song is source. (this concept is in its 30s LOLE LOEL)

https://youtu.be/VvknALBhs_M?t=47


Catfish

I'm drunk lol

https://youtu.be/fgLIX1Ni3dg?si=pgi<wbr>L6qyNrLj5Jdwq

Anonymous

its all toilet sounds

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish

Killlllllll mee
I'm a dope fiend

https://youtu.be/egtAaZhk8R8?si=ZbV<wbr>UUfKJ9mQUl3pk

>>11511128
Yea motherfucker I'm high!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

K is should order food lol

https://youtu.be/pfNn3WtwMdU?si=Sge<wbr>NL0G06I6Jhx5a

Anonymous

>>11511109
Guaranteed to blow your mind

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


*Some stupid shit that no one cares about.*

>>11511273
oh you're different than me? you must smoke crack!

>>11511359
white punks on dope don't need your silly ass. they don't idgaf what you say or do. niggers come in all different colors. smoke the shit or don't. i couldn't care less either way.

usually what happens when you run away from the people that care about you

>>11511252
No you dont
>>11511381
Kill yourself
>>11511400
Shut the fuck up

>>11511411
>No you dont
*Holds your wrists back while you struggle to flail your arms around* "Yes I do"

Family Guy - Hitler and Eva Dutch Subtitled » S4 E8~3.webm


Daily Bible Verse 5/17/2024

Garlic Salt

This isn't a democracy. It's a Rickocracy.

Anonymous

Fictional work. Appeal to Authority, Begging the Question, Appeal to Emotion.

Your fortune: Outlook good


>>11511277
i found yor doubels in tha board -.-


I wish I was a girl sometimes, you can be cringe and autistic and men will still fall in love with you.

spook

>>11511271
was about to disagree, but i did have men fall for me a bit ago and i was peak autism

Anonymous

>>11511271
Instead of wishin'
Start your transition!

>>11511271
too ultra autist to reciprocate or bring literally anything to the table i just feel bad when they try

being a girl is literally life on easy mode. you can be the worst person imaginable and people will make excuses to justify why you're still a catch

>>11511300
> being a girl is literally life on easy mode.
Even being ugly or fat or trying not to smell bad?

>>11511307
being ugly is rather subjective. even if she has a fucked up face or a sub par body it's very unlikely she has both and one is generally enough. even then, I have seen handsome guys hitting on below average women simply because they had decent personalities. it's very hard to be so ugly and socially reprehensible to not find a man that sees something in you

>>11511324
>very unlikely
we r all tucked away with the windows boarded B')

>>11511324
youve seen decent looking guys hit on sub par women for a lot of reasons one being sex

Borderline Personality Disorder is diagnosed at much higher rates in females, while autism is diagnosed at much lower rates. Some psychologists are beginning to believe that Borderline Personality Disorder in females is often being misdiagnosed, and that these women are actually just autistic.

So if you want an autistic gf, you're in the right place. Just find yourself a BPD gf, they're probably just misdiagnosed autists.

>>11511829
btw, here's an actual source if you think I'm just pulling this out of my ass:
https://neurodivergentinsights.com/<wbr>misdiagnosis-monday/boderline-perso<wbr>nality-disorder-or-autism
>Borderline Personality Disorder is a common misdiagnosis for Autistic women and genderqueer people. Complicating matters, BPD and Autism also co-occur at high rates, and an Autistic person is more vulnerable to developing BPD. So a person may have both Autism and BPD. When the underlying Autism is missed, BPD symptoms are likely exacerbated.

I swear girls can have everything from Life Just by shaking asses or flashing boobs, they can also cover inperfections with makeup and everyone love them unconditionally<br>So it's basically Life on super Easy mode

>>11511271
I'm in love with you! Lets chat in private! Post your e621 ^_^

>>11511837
Is having specific passionate hobbies really autistic?
I don't like how this thing says special interests.

>>11511905
autism means retarded
angloids will tell you anything which isnt having sex with your mother is a symptom of autistic and then they'll call somebody autistic and make them have sex with their mother
psychology isnt real why don't you just leave the west

actually the more autistic, the hotter with grils. it's the total opposite with those guys.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11511921
fat girls who scream when you talk over their favorite tv show and they pee and shit themselves? and they have the brains of children? and dependent ?

>>11511948
does that mean you're a girl can i have sex with you
<s> i'll let you pretend my penis is yors and you can masturbate it :)</s>

>>11511921
lol I literally used to live like this
I've gotten my act together and actually take care of myself and where I live now, and things are much better. But I definitely relate to this. And it was literally this bad, too

>>11511981
maybe i would learn to love you again if you were like that instead if you never changed

>>11511271
Fun fact あのn my man is cringe and autistic and I still fell in love with him
I hope he impregnantes me until I can no longer carry babies in my womb

>>11511271
ewwwwww why is she pooping and eating pizza


OO-PEE TAAA

I would love to see Chris shoot thick healthy ropes of cum all over Lois's body

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Mr. Froggie boy

>>11511714
>>11511714
Would you jack of Peter to free fuck Meg?

Anonymous

>>11511776
As long as Peeta doesn't take it personally then yes I would.


I love this song

https://youtu.be/N-T__wFK4pY

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

if you love it so much why dont you marry it

>>11511380
this slaps

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11512333
unchecked trips on last pager .

>>11512088
unchecked doubles on the last page!

electric zoo barnacles can eat sand. total jellyfish jammers supremacy


is tonic water good for you?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11511388
>IT GLOWS! IT MUST BE BAD BECAUSE CARTOONS TOLD ME THATS HOW RADIOACTIVITY WORKS!

>Canadians made real life nuka cola
Feels fitting given the lore.

tonic water is like pure sugar lole. it tastse so good but i wish i could find unsweetened version

Catfish

>>11511540
Wut lore we annexd them from the states so we could pillage their oil lol

Also the sino-canadian ear saw the first use of 51t winterized power armor!

Anonymous

It literally fucking glows bro. Don't touch that shit it;ll make you gay

>>11511388
dubs
>>11511403
>>11511540
who are you quoting?

Your fortune: Average Luck


is this board for or against beef as a pizza topping?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

theyre literally charging a dollar per 100 calories what a fucking ripoff

>>11511417
I know $33 for a cheese pizza with 1 topping is kinda ridiculous isn’t it

Putting beef on tbe pizza is a heresy in my opinion. Not for the pizza for the beef. Also 33 bucks wtf

>>11511410
I’ve never heard of beef on pizza

>paying full price when dominos has coupons out the ass
Are you stupid, boy?

>>11511410
do u eat piza every day g8rh8r

>>11511659
>>11511707
I don’t think either of you read the ingredients I put on that pizza…

>>11511933
dubs of completely called out and proven dumb g8r will never recover. Norwegian

>>11511933
yes because I was definitely going to order that 12 cheese pizza… man I could have saved money…. on the 12 cheese topping pizza…

>>11511946
you're a sad man and a small man


snage

fortune

who da hek drivig speedig car wif ses sticker on HIGHway ?!

Anonymous

donut

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


fuck you amazon, they do not even want my money

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>start up few ec2 instances
>forget to shut thrm down
>...
>profit (for Jeff Bezos)

>>11511414
i can't order the other parts for my computer, the GPU and a contact sealin frame worked fine, but for the mainboard the cpu fan the cpu and a hard disk he won't accept the payment method, what this shit
it asks me to verify the payment method i do this then it says i got an order 5 minuts later the same shit again the order is cancelled and i hav to redo the payment method thing again...
fix your shit Jeff

i called the amazon hotline they said lots of people have the same issue at this very moment<br>fix your shit Jeff

now im getting lovebombed via Email by a fortune 500 company,s support service

>>11511575
>>11511431
silly boy...
you don't need to own a high performance PC to do all your computing
just log into aws and subscribe to the newest Amazon Turdfuck Cluster web service we just launched
it should cover all your needs

>>11511622
dubs
i want my shit puter parts jeff


>>11511444
nice trips
*fires water pistol*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Yuji Sakai

>>11511444 (nice trips)

*gunshot*

she didn't fly so good. who wants to try next?!

Anonymous

pls tell me there's a necro scene after this

>>11511553

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11511555
dude that is so fucking hardcore man
nice trips btw

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11511563
>>11511555
lesbian fortunes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


How do you create a thread on all the boards replying to every post how are you everywhere all of the time


I am happy because everyone hates hates hates hates hates me

Nakadachi

The backstory of that phrase is quite nice.

Anonymous

nobody has the guts to tell me i'm cringe, or how much i suck

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11511475
you're cringe f*ck you and you suck a lot

the worst i get is trannies telling me i'm not cute, my haters suck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11511490
i'm cis, post an image of yourself so you can get a cool hater

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11511505
i already know i'm not a beauty, who cares? it's like the weakest diss to throw at someone, you can see all of it coming from miles away, ugly incel virgin loser no sex lol never had sex, it's a diss for cheap whores: you just tell everyone the same thing, fat bald hairy greasy smelly bad breath nose picker dandruff eater cheeto finger booger boy HA HA, smell like shit smell like doo doo, smell like cum and crusty socks, ugly ugly no one loves you ugly ugly ugly

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Yuji Sakai

he's a big guy for you

LOLE that never stops being le hilarious

Domon "Shining Gundam" The Batman

>>11511466
I am the Baneman.

>>11511528
A big 160 pound CIA operative :3

seuss

being an extremist is not the same as being racist

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Frog Friday

Anonymous

frog friday song

https://voca.ro/1ddq9xLVtx22


im a cis girl ama

bros once in a lifetime opprotunity. you can ask me anything you want to know about women cuz yall got some crazy false takes

>>11511503
where do you live? be at least street level accurate

slovenija, municipality vrhnika thats all you get

>>11511524
well thats no good.
as usual, you are useless.

im light skin af. like im talking blue eyes, kinda blond hair and i get sunburns even thinking about the sun. slovenians are really white thats why we are by far the richest balkan country

what are the most common women hobbies i can never get interested in a woman because theyre all so different from me

>>11511544
Zizek wants to be a faggot twink???

>>11511556
breastfeeding, self harm, being on your period, taking the kids, child support

>>11511560
true you can find a bipolar girl if you sell their favorite drugs maybe you could sell anti depressants or ibuprofen you would find a girlfriend

>>11511503
I’m a cis woman too, you’re not special
ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

>>11511556
Common woman hobbies usually involve gaming, having sex with random men, having a social media presence, and some form of art.

>>11511556
Instagram, shopping, social manipulation...
I hate her so much guys T_T

>>11511562
self harm- we hate ourselves nothing more to say
periods- we are in a bad mood for about 1 week before we get it cuz hormones, when we get it we sometimes have rly bad cramps and best way to describe it is constant stomach ache.
the rest i dont know cuz i dont have kids

>>11511567
yeah, probably. not all of them are the same tho. and this would probably work with any mentally unstable chick

>>11511625
the sex with random men and gaming are false. but yea social media presence and art are true. we also like looking at pretty bedrooms and living rooms on pinterest, and cooking (this doesent apply to all of us tho)

girls love anime, guns, roman history and ryan gosling

>>11511650
I like anime and guns but I’m more into Asian and Norse history and Jason momoa

And gaming

>>11511631
yeah... i feel you.. this is pretty common so its hard to avoid this when you are with a woman but how bad it is depends from girl to girl. but if you hate this its best to go for a tomboy

do you have some ibuprofen i am on my period i need some ibuprofen my pussy hurts

>>11511656
kitty from pinterest if ur having a bad day

>>11511671
lmao im lucky and dont rly get pain often when on my period but yeah they probably take it because the pain can appearentley get really bad

>>11511544
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck


Did the 4chan dating not work?
<s>

Your fortune: Outlook good</s>

anonymous

i was going to make a joke about how twitter dating sounded like the worst thing in the world, but then i remembered that i met my partner on twitter (technically mastadon) and i love them

Anonymous

>>11511583
I saw a video (I didnt watch it) about how this was a failed dating app for 4chan femcels

>>11511583
Try ifunny, or technically discord. My fiance is an iFunnier and so am I, I played with this random dude in a Touhou fumo game in roblox and we became friends instantly because he mentioned ifunny so we subscribed to each other there and then he invited his subscribers to his discord server and that’s where I met my fiance 3 years ago. He and I are getting married in September <3 he’s so retarded and goofy and creative and amazing in every way and I love him way too much for my own good but he’s helped me in so many ways and in turn I’ve upped his confidence as well.
It’s all about communication, trust, and not being the average American whore, people. If she’s not willing to communicate everything, doesn’t cook or clean, has kids and is single, has a body count, is not virgin (rape doesn’t count cuz it was out of her control, if she willingly had sex with someone she wasn’t married to then this does count), or doesn’t wanna share her phone passcode or anything on her phone with you then SHE IS NOT THE ONE!!! Don’t chase whores, king. Get a trad chick.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

I saw an ad of this dumbster fire and I'm genuinely surprised that anyone would sign up for this shit<br>like "4chan dating up" sounds like the most degenerate sausage fest

>>11511620
>i met my fiancé on roblox
you're fucking shitting me

>>11511630are you retarded? You’ve gotta be a retard
I met him on discord not roblox, he wasn’t even playing roblox till I asked him to play with me like several months later and we weren’t even dating yet at that time.

>>11511644
that's mean, also, you weren't specific enoug in your comment ;_;

>>11511649
I’m sorry for being mean
But I literally said I met a guy on roblox who I subbed to on ifunny who invited me to his discord where I met my fiancé

>>11511651
ohh i get it now, i thought it was the same person

>>11511653
Lole
I thought about inviting that dude to our wedding but tbh we don’t even know him well anymore

>>11511583
>>11511590
>>11511620
Nice try CIA. All these websites don't accept anonymous email address. I hope new figs and new frens don't sign up and try this

>>11511971
wtf is an anonymous email address

>>11512002
>>11511998
something like a duck email. etc.

They specifically want a gmail and stuff, even in the best case proton email. Not very nice websites :(

>>11512016
do you really think duckduckgo email is private?

tea fren

>>11511583

it did not.
*sip*

"There ain't no life nowhere"
–Jimi Hendrix

me over left btw.
she posted this at me and we never spoke again.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512261
i dunno.
*sip*
but i've heard some really great music.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oEXoS<wbr>yNRRhM&pp=ygUZcm91bmQgYW5kIHJvdW5kI<wbr>GFlcm9zbWl0aA%3D%3D

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11512331
*spoon feed*

"If you believe in me
Like I believe in you
You wouldn't be telling me things
That weren't exactly true

Now all of the changes
Ain't nothing the same
I'm getting the strangest feeling
I can't remember the name

'Cause the life I've been living
And the love I've been giving
Will be sure to send you spinning
With your feet never touching the ground
And 'round and 'round

When it was one for all
And it was all for one
And everything that we did
Never bothered no one, look here

Now everything changes
Ain't nothing the same
I'm getting the strangest feeling
I can't remember my name

'Cause the life I've been living
And the love I've been giving
Will be sure to send you spinning
With your feet never touching the ground
Going 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round

Can you remember the days
When you were sweet 16
And always followed the ways
Of someone else's dreams, lookee
Now everything changes
Ain't nothing the same
I'm getting the strangest feeling
I can't remember my name
I'm going 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round and 'round"
–Aerosmith

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11512261
i mean i honestly do not know.
they never taught me anything here and they never tell me anything but lies.

what i do know is that:
england never told me jet fuel could melt 3 inch thick steel I beams.
england never told me 2 planes could take out 3 buildings.
england never told me a known common cold virus is the most evil motherfucker on the planet.
england never told me i have to get vaxxed with mRNA while suppressing my options for monoclonal antibodies and viral vector.

most of my favorite music comes from england.
if i could figure out a way to get there i could apply for citizenship and take my tea time to a whole 'nother level.

*sip*

that would be so nice.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11512364
>>11512370
gfy eat shit die etc etc

ya blew it.
i mean you fucked some shit up beyond belief.
please refrain from replying to my posts as the torrent of F-bombs would be insufficient to properly elucidate what a piece of shit you really are.

k? kthnxbai.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Catfish

>>11512386
Fag I'll do what I want when I want lol
You've no power here.

tea fren

>>11512394
"the blind leading the blind leading the blind"
*sip*

yeah. that's you.
truth has power and you're burnt up like a piece of toast buddy.
and ya know it so you embrace the cynicism, the nihilism and the booze to fill the hole.

i didn't come here for power.
i came here for love.
my tea party with wish came to an unexpected end no thanks to you and your ilk.
you're not invisible anymore and the world has peeped your game. and it's disgusting.

drop another vocaroo.
i'm sure someone will listen but it won't be me.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

why even date when it’s all the same person (annoying)

Anonymous

>>11511620
Are you a cis girl or a tranny girl?


putting porn on in the background and taking a nap :D

>>11511479
she haves got a lot of energy for it to be bedtime!!

>>11511487
fapping to porn playing on repeat in the background and falling asleep during the afterglows only to wake up and keep fapping to the same video, peak comfy

>>11512327
The one I wanted to post was too big of a file size for [s4s] and I'm too lazy to make it smaller to upload.

>>11512337
so is that right after she had sex and the guy came inside her pussy

>>11512748
the idea that girls get other men laid but not me just doesn't sit tight with me. I can't believe women have sex

>>11512820
maybe if you lick her cummy cunt clean, she'll let you have sex

>>11512823
why are you being like this? does it not occur to you that you're insulting me by saying that?

>>11511499 dubs
do you really do that??? what made you start

>>11512820
that's her boyfriend
he's the only one she'll ever let cum inside her

>>11512850
YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT OTHER WOMEN??????

>>11512851
there's probably a women out there for you
but you won't find her in internet porn

>>11512960
I bet you can't tell the difference between sarcasm and irony

>>11512970
yes, that is what we were all thinking after reading your embarrassing post
but you can't turn it around on me

>>11512970
Protip for the other guy: This message is ironic

>>11512976
oh yeah? which post of mine was embarrassing again?
>>11512978
in several daysi. will be making a thread that's related to that sentiment

>>11513733
why are you calling me that? what the hell is going on here?

>>11513733
>>11513836
no I just wanted to eat his pristine, shota cummies from her fresh, sweet and salty cunny

Catfish

>>11514382
God yuri is so boring shes licking that like a Popsicle uhhhhh

Get me in there!!

DERMALS

someone check these degenerates hard drives

Anonymous

>>11512820
i read this in columbo's voice

>>11514382
Do little girls do this all the time?

Do they do it for their moms too?

>>11515375
No

No

feel free to ask me anything else, I'm an expert on child sex

>>11515575
you'll have to be more specific


>>11511577
gay dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


>>11511594
Lord have mercy im about to bust

>>11511615
did they ever find that f35 that went down some months ago


Magick

imagine how soft her cotton panties must be

Anonymous

>>11511599
yeah... heheh... try NOT to imagine it...... ^_^

>>11511616
she's being a tease on purpose then

>>11511748
nah they keep repeatedly banning me for "pedo bullshit" even though I don't post loli or anything, I just comment on what other people post
like literally just responding to a cunny post with "based" is enough for a week long ban now

>>11511767
I have never been banned for posting that on S4S the fuck are you talking about, nigger

>>11511779
Lying on the internet is surprisingly easy

>>11511595
no I don't care about that I just want to smell her asshole

>>11512080
then why did you reply and therefore bump the thread?
you could have just ignored it and it would've been on it's way to page 10
you probably like Anya's panties, that's why
fucking pervert

>>11512099
captain obvious saves the day!

>>11512099
I like what's underneath the panties

>>11512123
Very tru very tru
I prefer le pussye

>>11512125
I've heard others say the same.


Whatever you want! But if you can rig it for the ue4 skeleton and you give me the link i can put it in here

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1M8<wbr>S1K4JxX2tjSXx2zxZ-roEr4AU-rtEU/view<wbr>?usp=drivesdk

>>11511593
a beary nice grill

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Watch my daughter

lol meg is hote she's supposed to be ugly that is different than what I'm used to
>notice how I wrote that in the family guy joke style