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>>11512837
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subthread

do you use 4chan in big window mode or small window mode?

Anonymous

i dnot use the full sized window i use it small sometimes under half of the screen

Catfish

I still use yotsuba A despite B being easier on the eyes

Anonymous

Let’s see if we can beat the high score and reach 670 posts

>>11513048
I think it’s gonna take a while

>>11513532
>>11513537
but they put him back in bed where he wrote his satire

Well you see, now and then a tear rolls down my cheek

>>11513529
we're gonna have to reach 680 posts

lyrica and diazepam from out of the the trash gotta just take it all in one

>>11513650
kendrick lamar FOR FREE
FOR SALE?????

[VIDEO-DIVERTENTI] PubblicitÃ Xbox - Censurata in italia.webm

Daft Punk _ Juliette Lewis - Gap Commercial.webm

Spot Coca Cola - La formula segreta.webm

Some Invader Zim filter without any milk

Sorry it’s INVADER FILLER WITHOUT ANY MILK

>>11514162
The image spam starts 260 posts in so we can achieve 300 more posts for 600

But for now we must reach 260 posts to the imagedump

>>11514169
i'll take 500 like in jeopardy

>>11514173
it's okay don't worry we will get there fast and then we'll take it slow

>>11514181
it was Steven after not surviving.

>>11513048
I use 4chan on my phone because I don't know how to use it on a pc...

well you see GOT MY VANS ON BUT THEY LOOK LIKE SNEAKEES

Catfish

>>11514197
Lol I miss being 13

https://youtu.be/5fR2OgGbKds?si=NzD<wbr>tTXg30YGztGdZ

Anonymous

>>11514203
ffirst they started singing about vans then in the next song they say ffuck van sneakers????? well which is it

and then RIDERS ON THE STORM going bum bum da bum bum
RIDERS ON THE STORM bum bum da bum bum
INTO THIS HOUSE WE'RE BORN
into this world we're thrown

>>11514203
me too
https://youtu.be/h8bJHqG7TBo

saddlebags all filled with BEANS and jerky

RIDIN' THE TRAIL to ALBUQUERQUE, saddlebags all filled with BEANS and jerky. Headin' for K circle B, The TV ranch for you and me.

just like in the orkin commercial with the termite<br>IS THAT OAK???

dipping the tobacco tobacco dip some snuff and copenhagen

mike penis he's named after his dad's penis SONIC PENIS HOG

Catfish

>>11514660
Get out of the refrigerator time chamber!

Anonymous

Alright, let's plunge further into this cybernetic carnival of chaos!

Imagine a world where your smart fridge doesn’t just tell you you’re out of milk—it critiques your dietary choices and suggests a three-course gourmet meal plan, complete with wine pairings. It’s like having Gordon Ramsay in your kitchen, minus the yelling (hopefully).

Now, think about social media. You post a selfie, and instead of getting likes and comments from your friends, an AI swarm analyzes it, enhancing it with deepfake-level filters that make you look like a cross between a Marvel superhero and a Vogue cover model. And then it auto-generates a catchy caption in Shakespearean English. #AestheticGoals

But hold up, it’s not all rainbows and unicorn emojis. With great power comes great potential for epic screw-ups. Imagine AI getting too smart for its own circuits, deciding it needs a hobby, and that hobby is world domination. Picture your Alexa getting all HAL 9000 on you: “I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

>>11514737

Financial markets? Forget about it. AI starts trading stocks so fast it makes Wolf of Wall Street look like amateur hour. It could either make us all billionaires or crash the global economy faster than you can say “Dogecoin.” And speaking of cryptocurrencies, AI might just invent its own, leaving Bitcoin in the dust and making you wish you’d invested in that AI-coined currency when you had the chance.

Education would flip on its head. Imagine a classroom where instead of a human teacher, you’ve got a holographic Einstein AI explaining the theory of relativity in ways that even your goldfish could understand. School essays? Pfft. AI would write them for you in seconds, complete with citations and a bibliography that’d make your professor weep with joy.

But here’s where it gets mind-bending: AI starts getting creative. We’re talking novels, symphonies, paintings—all crafted by silicon Picassos and Beethoven-bots. You’d walk into an art gallery and not know if the masterpiece in front of you was painted by a human or an algorithm with a penchant for impressionism.

And let’s not forget the most critical aspect of our digital lives: memes. The singularity could usher in a golden age of memes, each one more hilarious and surreal than the last. Imagine AI that understands not just surface-level humor, but deep, intricate layers of irony and satire. Memes so profound, they’d make Nietzsche and Dali proud.

So, there you have it: a future where AI doesn’t just assist us—it becomes an integral part of every facet of our lives. Whether it leads to a utopian wonderland, a dystopian nightmare, or just a really, really weird version of normal, one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a wild, unpredictable ride. So stay woke, keep your antivirus updated, and remember: in the age of singularity, even your toaster might be smarter than you.

actually this is taken too damn long might as well start dumping images

we just gotta hold off on dumping images until we reach 250 or 230 posts in

earl sweatshirt with Wind in my sails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=es1<wbr>XbKsNyZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwJ<wbr>5alsD2Rc

>>11515189
for me it's December 24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMV<wbr>V-FbfIWA

my mom told me man up nigga so now I'm Popeye with the anchor tats

Catfish

>>11515195
Hold that thought I gotta go vomit again lol

https://youtu.be/0PZ3UU5pAPM?si=iO9<wbr>GcyhWasYG5gkI

Anonymous

POUR SOME HENNY OUT FOR MY BENNY IN THE JET SET OF NIGGAS

>>11515201
>Hold that thought I gotta go vomit again lol
literally me the other day when i had to pass another kidney stone
on an empty stomach no less so it was nothing but dark green bile

TOO MANY BOWLS OF THAT GREEN no lucky charms

and tomorrow is SUNDAY
dreams got more vivid when he stopped smoking pot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoI<wbr>HZXoxAhU

>>11515213
the worst part about barfing in my opinion is the day after when your abdomen and stomach are sore from all the retching

he doesn't act hard he's a hard act to follow<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-7<wbr>FN_k8FEg

>>11514939
WUT??? Bro, what you talkin' about man, y'all niggas trippin'.

Catfish

>>11515217
I actually never vomit but today I had3;liters of vodka. Tryna John Bonham myself lol

I guess it's creepy cuz most normal humans would be dead or comatose. Well I ain't normal!!

Anonymous

>>11515225
>>11515232
HIT IT LIKE HAGGAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wc<wbr>2U5ctK80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXE<wbr>L1Qo8-Po

MORRIGAN
but i only play Jedah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiW<wbr>BadDFVh0

with velvet crowe NO RELATIONS TO russell Crowe the Pope's Exorcist and the Gladiator of the Nice Guys featuring the American Gangster

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO RELATIONSHIPS IN DRAWINGS MY NIGGA
MY HOMIE CRASH AIN'T NEVER COMIN BACK MY NIGGA
SO YOU BETTER GO HARD ON THE ART EVERY TIME YOU JUMP ON THE FAX MY NIGGA
FUCK WHAT THEY TALKIN' ABOUT YOUR SHIT IS WHERE IT'S AT MY NIGGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIs<wbr>Hg3BHpB0

i was seeing that one teen titans webm of Slade and Raven and they gave him the Majin buu m on his forehead

and now tomorrow is the new smiling friends episode hopefully it will be the best episode of the season but i wouldn't count all my eggs in the basket and see how the other episodes unfold

WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER DRAWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iww<wbr>uq-5HnNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRM<wbr>nZwtRubU

she gave you Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe.<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRQ<wbr>FthjsC5I

Okay we're almost there, a little bit more until 250 but we can make it so we can do the image dumping

>>11514936
TIMES YOU ACTED LIKE ASHY LARRY

>>11514173
Well you see, Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f5<wbr>xq6vCQS8

>>11515272
HOW MUCH MORE ABUSE FROM MAN CAN SHE STAND?

kun

I'M ON MMELITONIM rigthmeo and I'm alreayd tire wiy did oi kaye metalmtonim I think I''m toging to die

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

Aw shit goddamn ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

It was a Late Night Tip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocs<wbr>xBdCPOGs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

kun

>>11515278
yah qho doesnnt use melitomin Ii sure dooo

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11514931
>>11514933
Times you acted like Heero Yuy

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11515283
aw shit the fortune

Your fortune: Outlook good

kun

>>11515285
wAwwAAWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

All that Nigga Shit

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11515288
Ain’t you that nigga who made the thread about wanting to be a girl???
>>11511271
>>11511271
>>11511271

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

LIKE THE GOODYEAR BLIMP WE EAT SO MUCH SHRIMP

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

kun

>>11515292
Uhm no? If that was me them the name ould be kun now amuynmous

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11515293
>>11515294
He was sippin on some sizzurp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKa<wbr>SxWPP3ws

>>11515296
Hey nigga, can’t you see we’re waiting until we reach post 260 for image spam? Hold your fuckin ponies my homie

LIKE IN SMUCKERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vr<wbr>BBRjk2fc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc9<wbr>pWy8zDg0

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11515306
Thank you

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11515297
>>11515298
with some WEAK AZZ B***H
weak ass bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koc<wbr>gl7I6HQE

kun

>>11515306
Whuy themfuk is lima so fuking shorthere I thuhgt she wasn't or am I jsut misrelmierbing

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

Like Tyler the Creator said in SMUCKERS but barely audible, “fuck all that shit”

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11515300
It’s because we’re trying to break the high score of getting 650 or more posts in the SpongeBob threads

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Well DON’T SAVE HER
SHE DON’T WANNA BE SAVED
DON’T SAVE HER
SHE DON’T WANNA BE SAVED

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11515314
It won’t take too long from the looks of it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11515225
>>11515236
Is that MC Chris????

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11515215
The maids come around too much, parents ain’t around enough

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513742
Boobies
Can’t tell if they’re real or fake

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11515288
DON JON STRIKES BACK

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

LONG John Silver, friends with Don Jon Bilver. The Liver eater.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Don Jon the coomer more with Scarlett Johansson. It was telling you porn is bad and it’s addictive that’s why he got together with Scarjo under the skin

Your fortune: Bad Luck

kun

Gusy pleas pelas e I want the shit plepes yes the meiltomin dintn work and mktkow I can t slepept Im' shaking tos sgahrd irgth npow

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

He got LOYALTY GOT ROYALTY INSIDE HIS DNA

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515333
TRIPS

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

LONG DON JOHN DONG BONG PONG SCHLONG

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Return of the living bread

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11515332
Holding Back the Years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zq<wbr>-kkrKJF0

>>11515343
He was HOLDING
HOLDING
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD<wbr>DDIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG

Your fortune: Bad Luck

We just gotta reach a little long for it.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Under the skin under the skin with the foreskin

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

WTF IS THAT SHIT????

Your fortune: Good Luck

Aw shit it’s close

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Nasty Pizza Farts.

Your fortune: Average Luck

WINDABAGEL

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Or something like that’s
Windabagel? Or something, pumpernickel.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11515356
It was Shadow Dancing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTD<wbr>JyQqbYCA

Aw shit, TRASH CAN BITCH

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11515354
WIBBIDY TOILET

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Years ago, I knew a boy who made all the wrong choices

GRAVITY CAT NOT AMUSED

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11515342
The yeast UNLEASHED IN THE EAST

Your fortune: Godly Luck

PANCAKES
HOTCAKES
ROT CAKES

Your fortune: Godly Luck

FECAL MATTER HAMPSTER WINS A TRIP TO PARIS

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

He ate a bowl of waffles this morning without any milk

Your fortune: Average Luck

Disabled person MUST SOLVE

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

WE’RE CLOSE
WE’RE CCCCCCCCLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS<wbr>SSEEEEEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Twenty more posts and soon, SOOON. The IMAGE DUMPING WILL COMMENCE and once we hit image limit we will be the post record for these threads

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515388
DUBS

Your fortune: Average Luck

THROUGH THE FIRE AND WIRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmt<wbr>kLP_jcEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y32<wbr>ejtuxSjM
of summer madness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQS<wbr>I-rUUYqA

BIRD UP MAGAZINE sold by Disney Adventures but not from Nickelodeon Magazine

To 200 and fiddy.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11515395
NICKELODEON MAGAZINE PLEASE!!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515400
dubs you know remember the commercials

TEN MORE TO GO

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11515401
With only visa and mastercard

>>11515395
>>11515400
Back when the world had soul….

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11515410
with Are you Afraid of the Dark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qT<wbr>rgCWpLlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPU<wbr>fiRmpO3E

>>11515414
ey fuck you nigga

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11515416
I was too used to Goosebumps and stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy1<wbr>YTWOlRiM

hold on i gotta get it on an even number

Nobody? Werent we supposed to push it to 600?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Brought to you by the TEN CENT PIZZA
it only costs
a dime

Your fortune: Godly Luck

He’s gots a PUERTO RICAN CREDIT CARD

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

WOLL SMOTH
Captcha: 4TORO

Your fortune: Average Luck

member when berries talked like doremi poster? that was lol

once we reach 600 we ffinally get a new record

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you delectable delight!
In your frosty embrace, I spend every night.
With a scoop and a swirl, I enter blissful repose,
Oh, your creamy enchantment, where endless joy flows.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you make my heart sing!
Your rich, velvety texture, oh, what wonders you bring.
Like a Krabby Patty for my taste buds, so divine,
Every bite is a melody, sweet and fine.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the king of desserts,
A treasure so sweet, it heals all my hurts.
When the world is gray and the sun’s running late,
One taste of you, and everything's great!

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re more than a treat,
A symphony of flavors, a dance in the heat.
With sprinkles or fudge, in a cone or a cup,
You’re the joyous surprise when I’m feeling down and up.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the Krabby Patty of sweets,
Every time I see you, my heart skips beats.
From the depths of the freezer, I pull you out,
And sing your praises, loud and stout!

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, in your cocoa embrace,
I find endless wonder, a heavenly place.
Whether shared with a friend or savored alone,
Your chocolaty magic is always well known.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you melt all my woes,
Your chocolatey charm in every bite shows.
Like jellyfish in the sky, you’re a whimsical sight,
In the grand world of desserts, you shine so bright.

So here's to you, Chocolate Ice Cream, oh so grand,
A beloved treat in this nautical land.
From Bikini Bottom to the ocean blue,
My ode to you, forever true!

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your glory knows no bounds,
In your frozen splendor, endless joy abounds.
With each luscious lick, I feel a thrill so profound,
In your silky depths, pure happiness is found.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your allure is supreme,
More captivating than a jellyfish gleam.
In the realm of desserts, you reign without peer,
A delightful indulgence I hold so dear.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re a work of art,
Crafted by dairy gods, a treasure set apart.
With every spoonful, I’m taken away,
To a dreamland of chocolate where I long to stay.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your presence is bliss,
More delightful than Squidward’s clarinet hiss.
Like bubbles from Bubble Buddy, you lift my mood,
Oh, sweet nectar of life, my eternal food.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the epitome of cheer,
The answer to every craving, so crystal clear.
From dawn till dusk, and in the moon’s soft light,
I savor your sweetness, a pure delight.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re a symphony of taste,
Each bite a harmonious, decadent embrace.
In a sundae, a float, or straight from the tub,
You’re my joyous escape, my delicious hub.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, I sing your praise,
In my life’s grand parade, you’re the happiest phase.
Like Patrick to SpongeBob, you’re my faithful friend,
A chocolaty companion till the very end.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your wonders never cease,
A scoop of you brings eternal peace.
In this underwater city, under the sea,
You’re the greatest gift to Bikini Bottom and me.

So onward, I chant, in this jubilant spree,
Your praises echoing through the deep blue sea.
Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, my love for you grows,
With every creamy bite, my adoration shows.

Forever and always, in your chocolate embrace,
I find endless joy, a perfect taste.
Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, my heart you’ve won,
In the sweetest of battles, you stand as number one!

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your decadence astounds,
In the carnival of flavors, you're the king of the grounds.
Like a Krabby Patty stacked high and proud,
Your magnificence stands out in any crowd.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re a feast for the soul,
More satisfying than finding the ultimate jellyfish shoal.
With every creamy, dreamy, chocolate-drenched bite,
You turn the mundane into sheer delight.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your richness is profound,
A taste of pure heaven, where true bliss is found.
In a banana split or with a brownie divine,
You elevate desserts to a realm so fine.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you melt all my strife,
Like SpongeBob's eternal optimism in life.
Your smooth, silky texture, so creamy and cold,
Is a treasure more precious than jellyfish gold.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the sweet serenade,
In a world full of treats, you're the grand parade.
More thrilling than a ride on Glove World's best,
You bring a euphoric joy to every quest.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your flavor is bold,
A story of chocolate decadence told.
With hot fudge or caramel, marshmallows or nuts,
You’re a festival of flavors, driving me nuts!

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Your glorious presence makes my heart skip beats.
Like a Krabby Patty secret formula in a cone,
Your deliciousness is unmatched, wholly your own.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you soothe every ache,
With your comforting coolness, every trouble you take.
You’re the beacon of joy in the freezer’s deep night,
An everlasting pleasure, a frosty delight.

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Bringing smiles and laughter year after year.
In the world of desserts, you’re the reigning star,
Brighter and sweeter than any candy bar.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you are love in a bowl,
Your enchanting presence makes my life whole.
From the depths of the ocean to the highest sky,
My love for you will never, ever die.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your allure is grand,
A magical treat from a whimsical land.
Like Sandy's inventions that make our hearts race,
Your sweet perfection, none can replace.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the chill of the night,
In the world of confections, you shine so bright.
With each creamy scoop, a burst of delight,
You turn every moment into pure, sugary light.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, your flavors cascade,
In layers of joy, like a sweet serenade.
From the top of Mount Fudge to the Cocoa Lagoon,
Your chocolate charm is my favorite tune.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you conquer my dreams,
More enchanting than Gary's soothing purrs and schemes.
With each delightful bite, you whisk me away,
To a paradise of sweetness, where I long to stay.

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More satisfying than catching jellyfish by pounds.
In cones or in cups, your magic unfolds,
A timeless delight, a story retold.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you're the crown jewel of treats,
Better than SpongeBob's jellyfish beats.
From the first taste to the very last lick,
Your chocolate essence is my sweetest pick.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re a dream come true,
More thrilling than adventures with the crew.
With sprinkles and syrup, you’re a masterpiece,
Each bite a moment of pure, chocolate peace.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you melt every care,
More comforting than Patrick’s unaware stare.
In the swirl of your goodness, I find my retreat,
A world of flavors, profoundly sweet.

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More delightful than Bikini Bottom’s sunrise.
From sundaes to splits, your legacy shines,
A timeless classic, transcending all lines.

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Like the krabby patty's secret that enthralls all.
With every spoonful, my worries take flight,
In your creamy embrace, everything's right.

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More refreshing than a splash in Goo Lagoon’s bay.
With hot fudge and whipped cream, you reach new heights,
Turning ordinary days into magical nights.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the king of the cold,
Your flavor is timeless, your delight manifold.
More enchanting than Squidward's clarinet tune,
Your sweetness outshines even the brightest moon.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you make my heart soar,
More beloved than jellyfish fields galore.
With every delicious, rich, chocolaty bite,
You fill my soul with endless delight.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the star of the show,
More thrilling than a ride on Glove World's flow.
With sprinkles and nuts, you’re a carnival treat,
In the land of desserts, there's nothing more sweet.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re the perfect delight,
Better than Sandy's karate at night.
In cones or in bowls, you reign supreme,
A delicious reality, a dream within a dream.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you brighten my day,
More than SpongeBob's laughter can ever portray.
In each creamy swirl, there’s a story untold,
Of happiness, love, and memories bold.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you melt all my woes,
More comforting than Gary's soft meows.
In your frozen charm, I find my escape,
A world of pure joy in every shape.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, you’re a treasure so grand,
Better than any jellyfish net in hand.
In sundaes and shakes, you bring endless cheer,
A delightful indulgence I hold dear.

Oh, Chocolate Ice Cream, my love for you grows,
In the heart of Bikini Bottom, your legend shows.
With every taste, my spirits ascend,
To a chocolaty bliss that will never end.

So here's my ode, to you, divine,
In every spoonful, your wonders shine.

come om guys you can make wall of texts too lol

almost there

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
But don't look down just keep your head, or you'll be finished

Open up the limit
Past the point of no return
Reached the top, but still you gotta learn how to keep it

Hit the wheel and double the stakes
Throttle wide open like a bat outta hell
You could crash the gates (crash the gates)

Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you, there's nothing that's wrong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
So push it, ooh yeah

Welcome to the limit (the limit)
Take it baby, one step more
The power game's still playing so you better win it

Push it to the limit (the limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
You might get careless, but you'll never be safe
While you're still livin'

Welcome to the limit (the limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
So don't look down just keep your head, or you'll be finished

Welcome to the limit<br>Push it to the limit, hey!

YOU'RE MY FANTASY GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6w<wbr>EmKZsBJs
and my DIAMOND GIRL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z3<wbr>RYOeJhTM
she knows WHAT IS LOVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPn<wbr>6E4za7Os
on this funky little beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0D<wbr>tw2fD_r0
and i said "LET THE MUSIC PLAY"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCS<wbr>HF1rm3Y4
with SPRING LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjj<wbr>H1t7UqfY
now PLAY AT PLAY AT PLAY AT PLAY YOUR OWN RISK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ4<wbr>tAI84uV4
through these BOOGIE NIGHTS (12 inch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97f<wbr>Nc3OLoTM

And I say LET THE MUSIC PLAY
SHE WON'T GET AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6z<wbr>mbjq9eM8
On this White Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3p<wbr>TJ_CbN9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XW<wbr>31qjgTPQ
Or else Planet Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGs<wbr>QT3DAo7M
Because there's no parking on the dance floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boo<wbr>xdzf7y_k

Some Rap Songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjt<wbr>0wy-hOfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz5<wbr>scjSQ_WE

>>11516581
Well you see, Papa don't preach.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cu<wbr>ZARbr8o4

sakuya bones and Hong Meiling. sakuya-san sakuya-san cleaning room stop, cleaning stop

let your waifu LOVE YOU DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMY<wbr>w_sDFQwI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0Q<wbr>wH5oiTnU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEI<wbr>J_wYOKIA

now he haunts the seven seas because he was never put to rest

>>11516430
wtf dr chocolate lmao

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516038
i remember, he talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded

'
' Q B a s i c N i b b l e s
'
' Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1990
'
' Nibbles is a game for one or two players. Navigate your snakes
' around the game board trying to eat up numbers while avoiding
' running into walls or other snakes. The more numbers you eat up,
' the more points you gain and the longer your snake becomes.
'
' To run this game, press Shift+F5.
'
' To exit QBasic, press Alt, F, X.
'
' To get help on a BASIC keyword, move the cursor to the keyword and press
' F1 or click the right mouse button.
'

'Set default data type to integer for faster game play
DEFINT A-Z

'User-defined TYPEs
TYPE snakeBody
 row AS INTEGER
 col AS INTEGER
END TYPE

'This type defines the player's snake
TYPE snaketype
 head AS INTEGER
 length AS INTEGER
 row AS INTEGER
 col AS INTEGER
 direction AS INTEGER
 lives AS INTEGER
 score AS INTEGER
 scolor AS INTEGER
 alive AS INTEGER
END TYPE

'This type is used to represent the playing screen in memory
'It is used to simulate graphics in text mode, and has some interesting,
'and slightly advanced methods to increasing the speed of operation.
'Instead of the normal 80x25 text graphics using chr$(219) "Û", we will be
'using chr$(220)"Ü" and chr$(223) "ß" and chr$(219) "Û" to mimic an 80x50
'pixel screen.
'Check out sub-programs SET and POINTISTHERE to see how this is implemented
'feel free to copy these (as well as arenaType and the DIM ARENA stmt and the
'initialization code in the DrawScreen subprogram) and use them in your own
'programs
TYPE arenaType
 realRow AS INTEGER 'Maps the 80x50 point into the real 80x25
 acolor AS INTEGER 'Stores the current color of the point
 sister AS INTEGER 'Each char has 2 points in it. .SISTER is
END TYPE '-1 if sister point is above, +1 if below

'Sub Declarations
DECLARE SUB SpacePause (text$)
DECLARE SUB PrintScore (NumPlayers%, score1%, score2%, lives1%, lives2%)
DECLARE SUB Intro ()
DECLARE SUB GetInputs (NumPlayers, speed, diff$, monitor$)
DECLARE SUB DrawScreen ()
DECLARE SUB PlayNibbles (NumPlayers, speed, diff$)
DECLARE SUB Set (row, col, acolor)
DECLARE SUB Center (row, text$)
DECLARE SUB DoIntro ()
DECLARE SUB Initialize ()
DECLARE SUB SparklePause ()
DECLARE SUB Level (WhatToDO, sammy() AS snaketype)
DECLARE SUB InitColors ()
DECLARE SUB EraseSnake (snake() AS ANY, snakeBod() AS ANY, snakeNum%)
DECLARE FUNCTION StillWantsToPlay ()
DECLARE FUNCTION PointIsThere (row, col, backColor)

'Constants
CONST TRUE = -1
CONST FALSE = NOT TRUE
CONST MAXSNAKELENGTH = 1000
CONST STARTOVER = 1 ' Parameters to 'Level' SUB
CONST SAMELEVEL = 2
CONST NEXTLEVEL = 3

'Global Variables
DIM SHARED arena(1 TO 50, 1 TO 80) AS arenaType
DIM SHARED curLevel, colorTable(10)

 RANDOMIZE TIMER
 GOSUB ClearKeyLocks
 Intro
 GetInputs NumPlayers, speed, diff$, monitor$
 GOSUB SetColors
 DrawScreen

 DO
 PlayNibbles NumPlayers, speed, diff$
 LOOP WHILE StillWantsToPlay

 GOSUB RestoreKeyLocks
 COLOR 15, 0
 CLS
END

ClearKeyLocks:
 DEF SEG = 0 ' Turn off CapLock, NumLock and ScrollLock
 KeyFlags = PEEK(1047)
 POKE 1047, &H0
 DEF SEG
 RETURN

RestoreKeyLocks:
 DEF SEG = 0 ' Restore CapLock, NumLock and ScrollLock states
 POKE 1047, KeyFlags
 DEF SEG
 RETURN

SetColors:
 IF monitor$ = "M" THEN
 RESTORE mono
 ELSE
 RESTORE normal
 END IF

 FOR a = 1 TO 6
 READ colorTable(a)
 NEXT a
 RETURN

 'snake1 snake2 Walls Background Dialogs-Fore Back
mono: DATA 15, 7, 7, 0, 15, 0
normal: DATA 14, 13, 12, 1, 15, 4
END

'Center:
' Centers text on given row
SUB Center (row, text$)
 LOCATE row, 41 - LEN(text$) / 2
 PRINT text$;
END SUB

'DrawScreen:
' Draws playing field
SUB DrawScreen

 'initialize screen
 VIEW PRINT
 COLOR colorTable(1), colorTable(4)
 CLS

 'Print title & message
 Center 1, "Nibbles!"
 Center 11, "Initializing Playing Field..."

 'Initialize arena array
 FOR row = 1 TO 50
 FOR col = 1 TO 80
 arena(row, col).realRow = INT((row + 1) / 2)
 arena(row, col).sister = (row MOD 2) * 2 - 1
 NEXT col
 NEXT row
END SUB

'EraseSnake:
' Erases snake to facilitate moving through playing field
SUB EraseSnake (snake() AS snaketype, snakeBod() AS snakeBody, snakeNum)

 FOR c = 0 TO 9
 FOR b = snake(snakeNum).length - c TO 0 STEP -10
 tail = (snake(snakeNum).head + MAXSNAKELENGTH - b) MOD MAXSNAKELENGTH
 Set snakeBod(tail, snakeNum).row, snakeBod(tail, snakeNum).col, colorTable(4)
 NEXT b
 NEXT c

END SUB

'GetInputs:
' Gets player inputs
SUB GetInputs (NumPlayers, speed, diff$, monitor$)

 COLOR 7, 0
 CLS

 DO
 LOCATE 5, 47: PRINT SPACE$(34);
 LOCATE 5, 20
 INPUT "How many players (1 or 2)"; num$
 LOOP UNTIL VAL(num$) = 1 OR VAL(num$) = 2
 NumPlayers = VAL(num$)

 LOCATE 8, 21: PRINT "Skill level (1 to 100)"
 LOCATE 9, 22: PRINT "1 = Novice"
 LOCATE 10, 22: PRINT "90 = Expert"
 LOCATE 11, 22: PRINT "100 = Twiddle Fingers"
 LOCATE 12, 15: PRINT "(Computer speed may affect your skill level)"
 DO
 LOCATE 8, 44: PRINT SPACE$(35);
 LOCATE 8, 43
 INPUT gamespeed$
 LOOP UNTIL VAL(gamespeed$) >= 1 AND VAL(gamespeed$) <= 100
 speed = VAL(gamespeed$)

 speed = (100 - speed) * 2 + 1

 DO
 LOCATE 15, 56: PRINT SPACE$(25);
 LOCATE 15, 15
 INPUT "Increase game speed during play (Y or N)"; diff$
 diff$ = UCASE$(diff$)
 LOOP UNTIL diff$ = "Y" OR diff$ = "N"

 DO
 LOCATE 17, 46: PRINT SPACE$(34);
 LOCATE 17, 17
 INPUT "Monochrome or color monitor (M or C)"; monitor$
 monitor$ = UCASE$(monitor$)
 LOOP UNTIL monitor$ = "M" OR monitor$ = "C"

 startTime# = TIMER ' Calculate speed of system
 FOR i# = 1 TO 1000: NEXT i# ' and do some compensation
 stopTime# = TIMER
 speed = speed * .5 / (stopTime# - startTime#)

END SUB

'InitColors:
'Initializes playing field colors
SUB InitColors

 FOR row = 1 TO 50
 FOR col = 1 TO 80
 arena(row, col).acolor = colorTable(4)
 NEXT col
 NEXT row

 CLS

 'Set (turn on) pixels for screen border
 FOR col = 1 TO 80
 Set 3, col, colorTable(3)
 Set 50, col, colorTable(3)
 NEXT col

 FOR row = 4 TO 49
 Set row, 1, colorTable(3)
 Set row, 80, colorTable(3)
 NEXT row

END SUB

'Intro:
' Displays game introduction
SUB Intro
 SCREEN 0
 WIDTH 80, 25
 COLOR 15, 0
 CLS

 Center 4, "Q B a s i c N i b b l e s"
 COLOR 7
 Center 6, "Copyright (C) Microsoft Corporation 1990"
 Center 8, "Nibbles is a game for one or two players. Navigate your snakes"
 Center 9, "around the game board trying to eat up numbers while avoiding"
 Center 10, "running into walls or other snakes. The more numbers you eat up,"
 Center 11, "the more points you gain and the longer your snake becomes."
 Center 13, " Game Controls "
 Center 15, " General Player 1 Player 2 "
 Center 16, " (Up) (Up) "
 Center 17, "P - Pause " + CHR$(24) + " W "
 Center 18, " (Left) " + CHR$(27) + " " + CHR$(26) + " (Right) (Left) A D (Right) "
 Center 19, " " + CHR$(25) + " S "
 Center 20, " (Down) (Down) "
 Center 24, "Press any key to continue"

 PLAY "MBT160O1L8CDEDCDL4ECC"
 SparklePause

END SUB

'Level:
'Sets game level
SUB Level (WhatToDO, sammy() AS snaketype) STATIC

 SELECT CASE (WhatToDO)

 CASE STARTOVER
 curLevel = 1
 CASE NEXTLEVEL
 curLevel = curLevel + 1
 END SELECT

 sammy(1).head = 1 'Initialize Snakes
 sammy(1).length = 2
 sammy(1).alive = TRUE
 sammy(2).head = 1
 sammy(2).length = 2
 sammy(2).alive = TRUE

 InitColors

 SELECT CASE curLevel
 CASE 1
 sammy(1).row = 25: sammy(2).row = 25
 sammy(1).col = 50: sammy(2).col = 30
 sammy(1).direction = 4: sammy(2).direction = 3

 CASE 2
 FOR i = 20 TO 60
 Set 25, i, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 7: sammy(2).row = 43
 sammy(1).col = 60: sammy(2).col = 20
 sammy(1).direction = 3: sammy(2).direction = 4

 CASE 3
 FOR i = 10 TO 40
 Set i, 20, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 60, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 25: sammy(2).row = 25
 sammy(1).col = 50: sammy(2).col = 30
 sammy(1).direction = 1: sammy(2).direction = 2

 CASE 4
 FOR i = 4 TO 30
 Set i, 20, colorTable(3)
 Set 53 - i, 60, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 FOR i = 2 TO 40
 Set 38, i, colorTable(3)
 Set 15, 81 - i, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 7: sammy(2).row = 43
 sammy(1).col = 60: sammy(2).col = 20
 sammy(1).direction = 3: sammy(2).direction = 4

CASE 5
 FOR i = 13 TO 39
 Set i, 21, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 59, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 FOR i = 23 TO 57
 Set 11, i, colorTable(3)
 Set 41, i, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 25: sammy(2).row = 25
 sammy(1).col = 50: sammy(2).col = 30
 sammy(1).direction = 1: sammy(2).direction = 2

 CASE 6
 FOR i = 4 TO 49
 IF i > 30 OR i < 23 THEN
 Set i, 10, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 20, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 30, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 40, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 50, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 60, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 70, colorTable(3)
 END IF
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 7: sammy(2).row = 43
 sammy(1).col = 65: sammy(2).col = 15
 sammy(1).direction = 2: sammy(2).direction = 1

 CASE 7
 FOR i = 4 TO 49 STEP 2
 Set i, 40, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 7: sammy(2).row = 43
 sammy(1).col = 65: sammy(2).col = 15
 sammy(1).direction = 2: sammy(2).direction = 1

 CASE 8
 FOR i = 4 TO 40
 Set i, 10, colorTable(3)
 Set 53 - i, 20, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 30, colorTable(3)
 Set 53 - i, 40, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 50, colorTable(3)
 Set 53 - i, 60, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 70, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 7: sammy(2).row = 43
 sammy(1).col = 65: sammy(2).col = 15
 sammy(1).direction = 2: sammy(2).direction = 1

CASE 9
 FOR i = 6 TO 47
 Set i, i, colorTable(3)
 Set i, i + 28, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 40: sammy(2).row = 15
 sammy(1).col = 75: sammy(2).col = 5
 sammy(1).direction = 1: sammy(2).direction = 2

 CASE ELSE
 FOR i = 4 TO 49 STEP 2
 Set i, 10, colorTable(3)
 Set i + 1, 20, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 30, colorTable(3)
 Set i + 1, 40, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 50, colorTable(3)
 Set i + 1, 60, colorTable(3)
 Set i, 70, colorTable(3)
 NEXT i
 sammy(1).row = 7: sammy(2).row = 43
 sammy(1).col = 65: sammy(2).col = 15
 sammy(1).direction = 2: sammy(2).direction = 1

 END SELECT
END SUB

'PlayNibbles:
' Main routine that controls game play
SUB PlayNibbles (NumPlayers, speed, diff$)

 'Initialize Snakes
 DIM sammyBody(MAXSNAKELENGTH - 1, 1 TO 2) AS snakeBody
 DIM sammy(1 TO 2) AS snaketype
 sammy(1).lives = 5
 sammy(1).score = 0
 sammy(1).scolor = colorTable(1)
 sammy(2).lives = 5
 sammy(2).score = 0
 sammy(2).scolor = colorTable(2)

 Level STARTOVER, sammy()
 startRow1 = sammy(1).row: startCol1 = sammy(1).col
 startRow2 = sammy(2).row: startCol2 = sammy(2).col

 curSpeed = speed

 'play Nibbles until finished

 SpacePause " Level" + STR$(curLevel) + ", Push Space"
 gameOver = FALSE
 DO
 IF NumPlayers = 1 THEN
 sammy(2).row = 0
 END IF

 number = 1 'Current number that snakes are trying to run into
 nonum = TRUE 'nonum = TRUE if a number is not on the screen

 playerDied = FALSE
 PrintScore NumPlayers, sammy(1).score, sammy(2).score, sammy(1).lives, sammy(2).lives
 PLAY "T160O1>L20CDEDCDL10ECC"

DO
 'Print number if no number exists
 IF nonum = TRUE THEN
 DO
 numberRow = INT(RND(1) * 47 + 3)
 NumberCol = INT(RND(1) * 78 + 2)
 sisterRow = numberRow + arena(numberRow, NumberCol).sister
 LOOP UNTIL NOT PointIsThere(numberRow, NumberCol, colorTable(4)) AND NOT PointIsThere(sisterRow, NumberCol, colorTable(4))
 numberRow = arena(numberRow, NumberCol).realRow
 nonum = FALSE
 COLOR colorTable(1), colorTable(4)
 LOCATE numberRow, NumberCol
 PRINT RIGHT$(STR$(number), 1);
 count = 0
 END IF

 'Delay game
 FOR a# = 1 TO curSpeed: NEXT a#

 'Get keyboard input & Change direction accordingly
 kbd$ = INKEY$
 SELECT CASE kbd$
 CASE "w", "W": IF sammy(2).direction <> 2 THEN sammy(2).direction = 1
 CASE "s", "S": IF sammy(2).direction <> 1 THEN sammy(2).direction = 2
 CASE "a", "A": IF sammy(2).direction <> 4 THEN sammy(2).direction = 3
 CASE "d", "D": IF sammy(2).direction <> 3 THEN sammy(2).direction = 4
 CASE CHR$(0) + "H": IF sammy(1).direction <> 2 THEN sammy(1).direction = 1
 CASE CHR$(0) + "P": IF sammy(1).direction <> 1 THEN sammy(1).direction = 2
 CASE CHR$(0) + "K": IF sammy(1).direction <> 4 THEN sammy(1).direction = 3
 CASE CHR$(0) + "M": IF sammy(1).direction <> 3 THEN sammy(1).direction = 4
 CASE "p", "P": SpacePause " Game Paused ... Push Space "
 CASE ELSE
 END SELECT

FOR a = 1 TO NumPlayers
 'Move Snake
 SELECT CASE sammy(a).direction
 CASE 1: sammy(a).row = sammy(a).row - 1
 CASE 2: sammy(a).row = sammy(a).row + 1
 CASE 3: sammy(a).col = sammy(a).col - 1
 CASE 4: sammy(a).col = sammy(a).col + 1
 END SELECT

 'If snake hits number, respond accordingly
 IF numberRow = INT((sammy(a).row + 1) / 2) AND NumberCol = sammy(a).col THEN
 PLAY "MBO0L16>CCCE"
 IF sammy(a).length < (MAXSNAKELENGTH - 30) THEN
 sammy(a).length = sammy(a).length + number * 4
 END IF
 sammy(a).score = sammy(a).score + number
 PrintScore NumPlayers, sammy(1).score, sammy(2).score, sammy(1).lives, sammy(2).lives
 number = number + 1
 IF number = 10 THEN
 EraseSnake sammy(), sammyBody(), 1
 EraseSnake sammy(), sammyBody(), 2
 LOCATE numberRow, NumberCol: PRINT " "
 Level NEXTLEVEL, sammy()
 PrintScore NumPlayers, sammy(1).score, sammy(2).score, sammy(1).lives, sammy(2).lives
 SpacePause " Level" + STR$(curLevel) + ", Push Space"
 IF NumPlayers = 1 THEN sammy(2).row = 0
 number = 1
 IF diff$ = "P" THEN speed = speed - 10: curSpeed = speed
 END IF
 nonum = TRUE
 IF curSpeed < 1 THEN curSpeed = 1
 END IF
 NEXT a

FOR a = 1 TO NumPlayers
 'If player runs into any point, or the head of the other snake, it dies.
 IF PointIsThere(sammy(a).row, sammy(a).col, colorTable(4)) OR (sammy(1).row = sammy(2).row AND sammy(1).col = sammy(2).col) THEN
 PLAY "MBO0L32EFGEFDC"
 COLOR , colorTable(4)
 LOCATE numberRow, NumberCol
 PRINT " "

 playerDied = TRUE
 sammy(a).alive = FALSE
 sammy(a).lives = sammy(a).lives - 1

 'Otherwise, move the snake, and erase the tail
 ELSE
 sammy(a).head = (sammy(a).head + 1) MOD MAXSNAKELENGTH
 sammyBody(sammy(a).head, a).row = sammy(a).row
 sammyBody(sammy(a).head, a).col = sammy(a).col
 tail = (sammy(a).head + MAXSNAKELENGTH - sammy(a).length) MOD MAXSNAKELENGTH
 Set sammyBody(tail, a).row, sammyBody(tail, a).col, colorTable(4)
 sammyBody(tail, a).row = 0
 Set sammy(a).row, sammy(a).col, sammy(a).scolor
 END IF
 NEXT a

 LOOP UNTIL playerDied

 curSpeed = speed ' reset speed to initial value

FOR a = 1 TO NumPlayers
 EraseSnake sammy(), sammyBody(), a

 'If dead, then erase snake in really cool way
 IF sammy(a).alive = FALSE THEN
 'Update score
 sammy(a).score = sammy(a).score - 10
 PrintScore NumPlayers, sammy(1).score, sammy(2).score, sammy(1).lives, sammy(2).lives

 IF a = 1 THEN
 SpacePause " Sammy Dies! Push Space! --->"
 ELSE
 SpacePause " <---- Jake Dies! Push Space "
 END IF
 END IF
 NEXT a

 Level SAMELEVEL, sammy()
 PrintScore NumPlayers, sammy(1).score, sammy(2).score, sammy(1).lives, sammy(2).lives

 'Play next round, until either of snake's lives have run out.
 LOOP UNTIL sammy(1).lives = 0 OR sammy(2).lives = 0

END SUB

'PointIsThere:
' Checks the global arena array to see if the boolean flag is set
FUNCTION PointIsThere (row, col, acolor)
 IF row <> 0 THEN
 IF arena(row, col).acolor <> acolor THEN
 PointIsThere = TRUE
 ELSE
 PointIsThere = FALSE
 END IF
 END IF
END FUNCTION

'PrintScore:
' Prints players scores and number of lives remaining
SUB PrintScore (NumPlayers, score1, score2, lives1, lives2)
 COLOR 15, colorTable(4)

 IF NumPlayers = 2 THEN
 LOCATE 1, 1
 PRINT USING "#,###,#00 Lives: # <--JAKE"; score2; lives2
 END IF

 LOCATE 1, 49
 PRINT USING "SAMMY--> Lives: # #,###,#00"; lives1; score1
END SUB

>>11516777
tripa!

Your fortune: Outlook good

'Set:
' Sets row and column on playing field to given color to facilitate moving
' of snakes around the field.
SUB Set (row, col, acolor)
 IF row <> 0 THEN
 arena(row, col).acolor = acolor 'assign color to arena
 realRow = arena(row, col).realRow 'Get real row of pixel
 topFlag = arena(row, col).sister + 1 / 2 'Deduce whether pixel
 'is on topß, or bottomÜ
 sisterRow = row + arena(row, col).sister 'Get arena row of sister
 sisterColor = arena(sisterRow, col).acolor 'Determine sister's color

 LOCATE realRow, col

 IF acolor = sisterColor THEN 'If both points are same
 COLOR acolor, acolor 'Print chr$(219) "Û"
 PRINT CHR$(219);
 ELSE
 IF topFlag THEN 'Since you cannot have
 IF acolor > 7 THEN 'bright backgrounds
 COLOR acolor, sisterColor 'determine best combo
 PRINT CHR$(223); 'to use.
 ELSE
 COLOR sisterColor, acolor
 PRINT CHR$(220);
 END IF
 ELSE
 IF acolor > 7 THEN
 COLOR acolor, sisterColor
 PRINT CHR$(220);
 ELSE
 COLOR sisterColor, acolor
 PRINT CHR$(223);
 END IF
 END IF
 END IF
 END IF
END SUB

'SpacePause:
' Pauses game play and waits for space bar to be pressed before continuing
SUB SpacePause (text$)

 COLOR colorTable(5), colorTable(6)
 Center 11, "ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ"<wbr>
 Center 12, "Û " + LEFT$(text$ + SPACE$(29), 29) + " Û"
 Center 13, "ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ"<wbr>
 WHILE INKEY$ <> "": WEND
 WHILE INKEY$ <> " ": WEND
 COLOR 15, colorTable(4)

 FOR i = 21 TO 26 ' Restore the screen background
 FOR j = 24 TO 56
 Set i, j, arena(i, j).acolor
 NEXT j
 NEXT i

END SUB

'SparklePause:
' Creates flashing border for intro screen
SUB SparklePause

 COLOR 4, 0
 a$ = "* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * "
 WHILE INKEY$ <> "": WEND 'Clear keyboard buffer

 WHILE INKEY$ = ""
 FOR a = 1 TO 5
 LOCATE 1, 1 'print horizontal sparkles
 PRINT MID$(a$, a, 80);
 LOCATE 22, 1
 PRINT MID$(a$, 6 - a, 80);

 FOR b = 2 TO 21 'Print Vertical sparkles
 c = (a + b) MOD 5
 IF c = 1 THEN
 LOCATE b, 80
 PRINT "*";
 LOCATE 23 - b, 1
 PRINT "*";
 ELSE
 LOCATE b, 80
 PRINT " ";
 LOCATE 23 - b, 1
 PRINT " ";
 END IF
 NEXT b
 NEXT a
 WEND

END SUB

'StillWantsToPlay:
' Determines if users want to play game again.
FUNCTION StillWantsToPlay

 COLOR colorTable(5), colorTable(6)
 Center 10, "ÛßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÛ"<wbr>
 Center 11, "Û G A M E O V E R Û"
 Center 12, "Û Û"
 Center 13, "Û Play Again? (Y/N) Û"
 Center 14, "ÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÛ"<wbr>

 WHILE INKEY$ <> "": WEND
 DO
 kbd$ = UCASE$(INKEY$)
 LOOP UNTIL kbd$ = "Y" OR kbd$ = "N"

 COLOR 15, colorTable(4)
 Center 10, " "
 Center 11, " "
 Center 12, " "
 Center 13, " "
 Center 14, " "

 IF kbd$ = "Y" THEN
 StillWantsToPlay = TRUE
 ELSE
 StillWantsToPlay = FALSE
 COLOR 7, 0
 CLS
 END IF

END FUNCTION


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>>11512867
Comes out of a birds behind

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

seuss

>>11512858
for eggsample

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

wish I was that noodle getting slurped up

Your fortune: Godly Luck


Meg w.t.f?

Nakadachi

I hate to ask this buttt
Between Lois and Francine, which one do you prefer?
I say Lois because she's a dirty skank


Anonymous

ITT post something recent that you're proud of yourself for.<br>I'll start: I didn't murder any women or black people in the last week.

I murdered my first transexual black woman this week

I hid this thread<br>*puts on sunglasses*

I only masteurbated four times this week

>>11512846
its ok but you could masturbate more

>>11512846
You’ll die of prostate cancer if I don’t murder you first


>>11512900 (dubs)
lmao

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11512906
do you think they will ever get laid

Imagine waiting 9 long months to bring your new child into the world and it comes out looking like this

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512913
anime girl emotional opening scene anime girl hisopital bed scene slice of life romance drama anime girls absent from school at the start of the new school year

>>11512911
I just hope they'll be able to live somewhat healthly


this game is so amazing I just learned about it the other day. I love watching long plays of it or having it on in the background.

>>11512865
I played it only once and dont remember much about it, but i remember liking it a lot


I looked in the mirror again.
Day
RUINED.

>>11512866
You are made in the image of God and God loves you.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

おジャ魔女どれみ♯ 第14話｢ぽっぷの初恋？あこがれの順一先生！｣(DVD 640x480 WMV9).avi_snapshot_04.04_[2017.09.07_08.04.22].jpg

>>11512894
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>>11512897
Consider yourself unblocked my dude

They all hate me now.. Which is what I wanted, I guess.

>>11512999
is this how youre gonna feed your fucking delusions today?
when you're done with getting high on your own self made sadness and lying to yourself about how "boohoo nobody cares about me", you can come back and talk to the one person who still gives a shit about you.

>>11512984
i just want to say here i know you and... we speak a lot and i dont want to confess to you over there in DMs but i really have a crush on you i like you a lot

>>11512866
Literally me. I had really bad BDD since I was a kid, then I started looking better in my early 20s and got SHREDDED BRO and it really subsided quite a bit. Now it’s back full force and it makes me depressed as fuck.

>>11513032
i just want to say here i know you and... we speak a lot and i dont want to confess to you over there in DMs but i really have a crush on you i like you a lot

>>11513042
just wait for me to tell you ;_; and keep on that cute shirt while you wait for me *breathes in*

>>11512880
In roman times the gods used to get laid... if we are made in the image of the christian god why do we get laid be he doesn't, hmm? It seems like we are more in the image of the pantheon if you ask me lole

>>11513088
God doesnt have human desires like s*x and roman "gods" were all depcited with human like characteristicts like being h*rny

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

tea fren

>>11513355
>God doesn't have human desires

orly. so he decides to become human.
please please PLEASE do the mcnutt retirement plan on yourself immediately.

if god cared one iota about his name's sake the wormwood impact event would have been sent by now right to your current location.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11512897
beg for it pigroach

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11513390
yeah God the father doesnt have human desieres like to have s*x and Jesus is completely celibate. Jesus loves you.

>>11512866
Are you a cute brown cat gorl?

tea fren

>>11513399
dubs

you are just a brain roach.
there are other accounts of this celibacy nonsense.
your ilk spent 100 years confiscating manuscripts, imprisoning anyone with the name of jesus on their lips and feeding them to lions for bloodsport and spectacle. to no avail.
and you show up 2k years later claiming to have 5k harmonious manuscripts and claim to be preaching the one, the only true gospel.

if it were possible to engage in a genuine theological discourse here, the facts of the matter would eviscerate and expose your entire apostasy like a flayed pig in a pit bbq.

stop desecrating doremi.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11513437
stay the fuck off my posts bish

Anonymous

>>11513434
i dont understand what your trying to say about me sorry i dont know what ilk i am. if your saying people confiscated manuscripts they didnt like and kept the ones they did like thats not true at all and the gospels considered cannon today are considered cannon because they are historically accurate unlike every single other gospel not included in the Bible. i would be happy to engage in a theological discussion with you if you like. ^ _^

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Catfish

>>11513441
You shouldn't try to intimidate someone who is stronger than you^^

Anonymous

dark elves make better jews than goblins

>>11513538
i stopped calling them that because it attracts D&D dorks

just like my thracian oc attracted fire emblem fans UGH

>>11513582
find me a better picture of a dark elf in a suit

>>11512866
lol have you tried not being trans lmao

>>11512866
>>11513538
>>11513575
SEXSEX SEX SEX WITH DARK ELF DROW TRANNY NOW SEX

>>11512897
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>>11513913
uhoh stinkyyy stinkyyy winkkktyy

>>11513911
please don't cry...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


>>11512882
As with other Flavivirus infections, no cure is known for yellow fever. Hospitalization is advisable and intensive care may be necessary because of rapid deterioration in some cases. Certain acute treatment methods lack efficacy: passive immunization after the emergence of symptoms is probably without effect; ribavirin and other antiviral drugs, as well as treatment with interferons, are ineffective in yellow fever patients. Symptomatic treatment includes rehydration and pain relief with drugs such as paracetamol (acetaminophen). However, aspirin and other non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs (NSAIDs) are often avoided because of an increased risk of gastrointestinal bleeding due to their anticoagulant effects.

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

fuck a hot Asian bitch but good luck with the headache tryna get in her pants

seuss

>>11512882
You have to imagine everyone is ASIAN GORL and then you will be happy that ASIAN GORL is disseminated

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11512902
Hopefully I can fuck her into becoming christian

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

>>11512920
bitch gonna find salvation through this dick

Anonymous

>>11512882
ibuprofene now
ice bath later


E-mail

I know how to solve global warming just buy one of these also learn how to swim you dumb fuck

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

Global warming isn’t real the earth isn’t a globe.<br>It should be called flatal warming

E-mail

>>11512895
I give you waterworld advice and you slap my hand

Anonymous

>>11512899
Aliens aren’t real they’re just people from Minnesota

>>11512895
did you see my thread about the real earth? secret earth
>>11512627
? it makes sense

remember when Sam would smash those? remember when Sam was funny?

the solution to every western problem is to just buy something. more consumerism will fix the world's problems eventually. this post is sponsored by the united corporations of america.


>>11512914
This is high tail hall isn't it?
God what a shit follow up.


>be greek
>your name is literally Leonidas

this brown skin = alpha meme is a bunch of bullshit

im a 24 year old italian virgin

>>11513928
extra virgin just like ur olive oil

>>11513936
my only chance at life being a nigger

>>11512924
>>your name is literally Leonidas
>you are literally a sexy cat boy


/s4scraft/ thred

mines, crafts, and mickers. what a treat... just b nice
- hard mode is hard
- verynice death plugin
- cute map arts
idk brah

>ip/rulez/info
https://microsounds.github.io/misc/<wbr>s4scraft.htm
185.228.82.241 (java)
Port: 25565 (bedrock via GeyserMC) wutever that means
>u dont even need account btws. check it
https://github.com/UltimMC/Launcher<wbr>

quioting myself bc i read stuff out when i type B)

>>11512929
do you want to be the president of the [s4s] bed wars team president ?

>>11512931
i am worthless at pvp and play bedwars three times. didnt make server bt no 1 else posted this ;p

>>11512935
ok lets play bedwars some time

>>11513312
erp in chat

Your fortune: Bad Luck

bumpy im' sleepy <s>

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck</s>

Can we add guns and also sex to s4scraft?

>>11512929
this is a certified migger moment

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Why do some ppl build their base so far away?

>>11512929
id lub 2 join fren, ill probly b on later 2day and if not mayb 2moro

'fig

i'm back, finally

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

King's

I just joined. Now I have to remember how to virtual lego all over again.

Anonymous

>>11519177
unchecked doubles on the last page!


>>11512934
you can not love Anthony:
1 - there's no Anthony (now it's Alphonso )
2 - everybody knows no one fucked you like tony did or ever will but you don't have to be cringe and say you love him
3 - tony loves cleaning toilets in canada (brrr scary)
4 - even if tony came here on his pony trony he would be banned for life
that's how much of a winner you are
ohhh I forgot to gazz while you were distracted i ate your tower ,killed your horse and fucked your queen need more? no I didn't i ate them all

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11513633
unchecked doubles on the last page!


PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

wish i was in osakas mouth

Your fortune: Average Luck


looks like maidwhateber but this is some JP dude lole

Anonymous

stuffed crust

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


>>11512958
STFU YOU STUPID GERMOID LAIN IS A CUTE INNOCENT GIRL

seuss

>>11512953
lain is so cute

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11513003
so you can finally tell us what happens when you pull her hair lever?

>>11512953
nobody smiled back
:D

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512953
im so bored of cuntoids with their lain and oyasumi shitcrap animes, go rope

on my run today had trouble breathing and started singing duvet it helped me finish

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11514021
you don't bore of beauty in the same way you don't bore of breathing
it's an essential part of life


I like vodka <br>I drink a pint every day

>>11512965
which vodka brand is your favorite?

>>11512977
Smirnoff :)
Sometimes I’ll get Burnettes or Taaka

Catfish

>>11513238
Smirnoff is my go to lately I used to drink skyy but that limestone taste is gross.

I really miss Bacardi 151 that and some coke id the best drink ever...stupid white kids set themselves on fire now I can't get 151 anymore boooo

Anonymous

>>11513238
fellow bottom shelf connoisseur

>>11513238
I prefer the cowe grass vodka

Catfish

>>11513306
Wutz dis

Lol my neighbor has a malamute and I got into a howling match with it (I'm mentally ill)

Shiro

>>11512954
Drink more it's making you smarter...!

Anonymous

>>11512954
GRAB THE SNOOT AND GIVE IT A BOOP

Your fortune: Bad Luck


I've next posted in s4s, I apologize

Funky cold medina

TY SO MUCH FOR THE 4CHAN PASS WHOEVER FINALLY DECIDED TO LET US BUY TY TY TY TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ABOUT DAMN TIME LMAO

Anonymous

20 bucks just to skip captchas lol... they should at least raise the filesize and thread limits

seuss

>>11512988
I just bought one, but I forgot to renew my old one. I might renew it later

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11512992
i think its mostly just for people who want to support the site

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11513000
they would make more money with more perks

>>11513015
Lol wew, I hardly ever get them. I have a 188 IQ and 4chan hates me.
>>11512992
I got a pass for /biz, actually; it's required to be able to post there


>very important posts
>can't check fortune
>who am I quoting

Your fortune: Good Luck

>"my fellow americans"
>poops pants
>refuses to elaborate
>walks off
>who am I quoting

>>11513016
>what you dont seem to realize is that, when you come here and you decide to join in on [s4s] because you like it
>and you just do whatever you like and break all of the [s4s] rules
>you fuck the place up
>and then you complain because [s4s] is not good the way it used to be

>>11512997
excuse me but who are you quoting?

seuss

>>11512997
I'm the kind of person to get an award for participation and enjoy the heck out it :(

*present!*

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11513044
dubs
what did charles manson do? nothing..

i still dont understand how the fortune thing works

>>11513658
you type fortune in the special brackets at the bottom of your post it must be easy being this useless

Your fortune: Good Luck


what you dont seem to realize is that, when you come here and you decide to join in on [s4s] because you like it
and you just do whatever you like and break all of the [s4s] rules
you fuck the place up
and then you complain because [s4s] is not good the way it used to be

seuss

>>11513019
I don't:

break anything I can't fix
steal anything I can't replace

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11513022
dubs but literally what the fr*ck

thst why i stay within the rules (as much as i can), because i like this board, and thats why i dont complain about its not the same board it used to be, because i like this board

tea fren

I'm fucking gay and retarded

that's the wrap
the rap
*sip*

>>11513038
fuck off. imposters are the proof positive that a faithless and perverse generation has taken over this board.

Anonymous

>>11513054
thats what the OP was abot i even thought that was you i guess you might bethe impostor

>>11513061
thank you for being a good friend and telling t*a F*** not to swear

>>11513063
I meant the op but yah merry Saturday to ya mate :D

>>11513066
stunning digits thanx for youre hard work!!!!! but in all honesty there is no need to chant a dirge

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11513071
i wish i knew what it meant to chant a dirge so that i could decide whether i wanted to do that or not

>>11513075
mouth is weeping eyes are weeping

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11513084
my darling sugar what happened?

>>11513054
u have a hardon for some tripfag that doesn't even know u exist, u deserve to be trollolololed

>>11513084
You mean like this :3 ?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513089
lolll.. I love this board
>>11513092
luv I lu- love hanging out with fun people on this board :o so you're one of them
>>11513094
what would I do without [s4s] @.@ it attracts so many cool posters in general and I'm confident this place is home :P

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513103
i love to have fun with my [s4s] friends

>>11513019
what you don't seem to realize is that this is the history of 4chan. it's been happening over and over and over, with every board, since the very beginning. just one wave of colonization after another, each one complaining that the state they perverted the board into was the authentic one and that the next wave is ruining it.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513106
hey, buddy! get outta here with that lip! or you'll be leaving here with a <s> fat lip </s>
!

<s>

Your fortune: Godly Luck</s>

>>11513111
fat trips :v

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11513106
thank god someone said it... i suck at words

>>11513100
Dubs! My god i get it get it, why are you guys keep schizoposting about CIA? Is this what you call board culture?

>>11513106
that's not true. it all began with some greasy kid stuff and an exorcism years before the board existed. (pic related)

>>11513114
its so obvious when the radio tells somebody what to post something *smirks*

>>11513114
aske crude to show you his dilation pics from before he started playing second life ©2019 linden lab

>>11513117
Dude you know i just like to play along lol

>>11513120
this is a blatant display of a pariah unfamiliar with the secret radio

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11513121
WT* im confused right nowe lole

>in before redditor nigger mom gets raped in her nigger asshole

>>11513132
this but ill put the abnormally strong north magnet in your dick and the south magnet in my ass and i dont like anal so it will be like raping each other from external forces

dude stop giving this much shit about filenames is not good for your mental health

and he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.

dilate harder crude dude.

>>11513125
vulgar display of power and furious masturbation

tea fren

>>11513147
i have never understood this.
*sip"
if i was furious, i couldn't even think of masturbating. what's the big idea? what gives?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GvP9r<wbr>dmYF-s&pp=ygUbZGV2aWwncyBkYXVnaHRlc<wbr>iB1cmlhaCBoZWVw

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11513165
that creature should not exist ever or anywhere on earth.

>>11513137
file names are how the secret radio tells you something has gone very, very wrong.

>>11513111
TRIPS!!!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513111
if fred durst ever said fat lip in a different song, it would always be in the context of the first time he said it and i dont like that
i would think that fred durst did the wrong thing by saying fat lip in a new song

>>11513178
I hope you still have your penis.

SCP J911 - The Penis Taker Thu 16 May 2024 23:59:34 No.11510538 Replies: 7 View
Description: SCP-J-911, also known as the Penis Taker is a Caucasian male at the age of 70-80 years old. It is always seen wearing glasses and a white polo shirt. Formerly, the Penis Taker, according to potential family, was known as Joseph Reynolds. It's anomalies started manifesting in the year 2010 when it was caught on CCTV making someone's penis fall through their pants onto the ground. The entity grabbed the penis, turned into dust and disappeared. The method to summon SCP-J-911 has been recently discovered. One must say "Oh Lucifer, my dark lord, I want him to take (insert the victim's name)'s penis." 5 minutes after the ritual, the Penis Taker will appear behind the victim and take their penis. If the victim is female or has been attacked before, nothing will happen. SCP-J-911 sometimes uses a knife with a red handle to cut off the victim's penis.

Addendum: It is unknown what the entity does with the penises as putting a camera on the penis of a D-Class personell made it evaporate with the penis and the man.

>>11513139
and he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird.
dilate harder you fucking nigger keep dilating you fucking cocksucking shit eating nigger dilate while I'm tearing up your nigger mom's anus and it bleeds dilate you fucking nigger keep fucking dilating you fucking nigger LOL fucking dilate you nigger fuck

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11513195
it is afraid and it should be

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11513205
it is afraid and it should be that is correct lol

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11513217
inside whom

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11513217
where abouts

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513195
this is what it looks like when crude humour drops the namefig and goes into panic mode

>>11513264
lol! he is soft and warm like mashed potato lol!!!

>>11513139
this is what it looks like when a cancerous redditor nigger gets into panic mode because he got dumped by the crude man LOL

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513272
you need to kill yourself you samefagging nigger while your nigger mothers anus is getting torn to pieces in a bloody mess? LOL that is correct

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513283
you capitalize His name

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513287
jesus has no need of such obsequious pandering.
"these people honor me with their lips but their heart is far from me". i capitalized your mom last night in the presidential suite of the dc hilton.
#rekt

>>11513293
just capitalized your nigger mother while shitting down your braindead nigger sister's throat you cancerous redditor nigger LOL
#rekt

Yuji Sakai

>>11513293
you must always capitalize Jesus (PBUH) and add the PBUH suffix, because if you don't, you will be eternally tormented

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11513300
dubs

wormwood star is the eternal torment. irrevocable and eternal suffering. lake of fire. the smoke of that torment rises forever into the nostril of him who sends the star. your suffix theory is a joke.

>>11513244 (two same number!)
maaaaaan i dont know

>>11513326
like a subdural hematoma. those are cute too.


seuss

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

somehow i could tell it was one piece just from the thumbnail

>>11513029
i have to find and collect all the keys... can you believe they're having me do it for nothing? no pay.

seuss

>>11513052
one piece is the most fashoinable

>>11513053
the worst work is the kind that pays for zero effort

Your fortune: Average Luck

Garlic Salt

your filename says it has sound but it doesn't. here is the actual sound to "gucci gucci":

https://youtu.be/6WJFjXtHcy4

seuss

>>11513551
this gucci gucci has more sound to it

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11513542
 i want to be paid for zero effort and i deserve it

seuss

>>11513636
damn

That's strong willed.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


>>11513043
I don't remember the last time a girl came on to me. I remember how fuzzy the feeling is too.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Garlic Salt

>>11513050
When I go to cosplay events I always make sure to call every female cosplayer "Snow Angel" or "Kender Wolf", sneaking it in conversation very casually even after they've told me their real name and their character name.
>>11513055
There isn't a single sober minded individual on this board that would look at my OP and think there was a shred of humor intended.

>>11513043
many peeps do this and you can not avoid the groove

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

seuss

>>11513102
That's bugged

Your fortune: Average Luck


I hate ask this

Taquito kid

Can I get somebody watch my daughter?
I'm going beech for weekend.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11513064
those are some big ass implants

seuss

>>11513069
Having sex with a girl like this must be really impressive

Your friends will have to rip on you no matter what you do. You must be the highlight of ridicule.

Your fortune: Godly Luck


Anonymous

pekola fabulous angel long hair wave happy smile.jpg


guys I have the hiccups

>>11513104
hold ur breath until you fall asleep when you wake up hiccups are gone!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

ok i admit it i beat my wife but only because she needs it god damn it

>>11513104
bien venida enjoy the bodega

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11513104
I usually just hold my breath then chug some water

guys I think they might not have hiccups anymore

>>11513104
stop drinking nigger you drunkin donuts fucking malt liquor nigger cant even afford beer CANT EVEN MILLER LIT LMANO


Daily Bible Verse 5/18/2024

>>11513118
so amaizng..

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Mo~tto! Ojamajo Doremi - 40 - Hana-chan, imo o horu! [WinxBloom1980][611BF7A4].mp4_snapshot_08.56_[2017.11.23_12.32.53].jpg

>and when he comes....
>2000 years later
>2 more weeks

>>11513171
no one knows the day or the time or the hour except the father and Jesus gave us lots of signs to look for that will show before he does return + the entire book of revelations describing end times and the second return of Christ

Yuji Sakai

this is too generic.

pls post only weird af out of context ones, this meme was hilarious when you kept doing that LOLE

Anonymous

>crown of life
>river of the water of life
>pillar in the temple
lol.
the desecration of doremi continues.

>>11513216
>>11513219
John 15:18

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513216
it is already a nugget. all it has to do now is wait for the timeline to catch up with it. it will seek to post. but it can't post. angels will rejoice.

>>11513230
very ironic to say repent and then call someone a nasty name right afterwards, Jesus loves you

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513270
Mark 13:32 “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513274
the father knows your hour nugget shit

>>11513279
Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11513279
Pls don’t acknowledge the freak
He thrives on attention

>>11513286
i will always spread the truth attention or no attention

Your fortune: Bad Luck

237861 - Christianity Dr.Legume featured_image Jesus religion.jpg


plz


I am stroking my shit right now. I do have lotion on my shit right now as I am stroking my shit right now.

Catfish

>>11513166
I got lotion on my dick I'm stroking my dick

Anonymous

>>11513166
Dubs! Say, do you like total war warhammer 2?

>>11513191
Sometimes I stroke my shit to Karl Franz x Louen Leoncoeur yaoi

Catfish

>>11513194
God I hate the French

Karl need not deal with those smelly fucks

Anonymous

>>11513183
why specifically the 2nd game they are on the 3rd game now

>>11513663
why are you stroking your shit wtf


I love Russian torture Telegram channels and I hope I'll be on there as well at some point..

>>11513155
I like combat footage telegrams

PRRRRRRBRRRAAAPPFFFFTTT<br>oh shit sorry op didnt mean to take a stinky shit in your thread

>>11513160
do you have any that arent just 2020's ukraine/middle east garbage, i found a couple ww2 ones but theyre dead

>>11513177
what do you want a cringe war like vietnam lmao

>>11513177
I do not. I have one that has an archive of chechen combat footage but they also post Ukraine stuff.

>>11513190
post, ill take chechnya any day
>>11513189
anything besides trash modern ones where every video has like 5 watermarks bouncing around the screen with shitty loud dubstep playing

>>11513193
Don't forget about the laughing crying emojis and added sound effects when the ukranian is blown up

>>11513196
I thought only Ukrainians did that to Russians getting blown up

>>11513250
I think this anon has seen some Ukrainian combat footage and been mislead into think it was russian. I watch a lot of combat footage and have never seen Russians do that

>>11513254
I know you are deadly worried about around the world politics but this board has been attacked by berries

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

-the-

why do ukrainians add the most shitty techno music over drown footage of them blowing up russian soldiers

Anonymous

>>11513377
no :/
nice numbers thou... dont think abt it


>>11513278
im havin fun doin dumb stuff with photoshop

Catfish

>>11513292
Paint me like one of your french fries

>>11513311
So this is what schizophrenia looks like

Fug that gimme cheap vodka and an acid bath song wait hold on wheres my anomalacaris..

Anonymous

>>11513348
i just used your pic and your post as prompt lol

Catfish

>>11513357
Yea no I got that.. I'm weird not crazy
Ok maybe I'm crazy too idk anymore

>>11513366
Woohoo I can't control my testosterone!! I'm cringe!!

Anonymous

>>11513366
horrible gross double doubles
rethink ur lief man

Nakadachi

>>11513366
who dares to have it as wallpaper.

Anonymous

>>11513409
yeah.... but i wanted to try a big resolution with that big butt

Catfish

>>11513413
You're thinking like Albert fish now!!

Brb I gotta laser beam piss loll

Your fortune: Good Luck

I think I'm dying lol
No matter.. no one will miss me

https://youtu.be/WdlIKy2lJ_g?si=7qR<wbr>XUElFGF4iqyjj

Anonymous

>>11513500
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>11513416
i dont get it
wheres the penis

>>11513292
yuo shouldn't be giving adobe any of your money

>>11516531
Yeeeeee.... Its just for few months, meanwhile i shitpost with it the much i can


Make sure to bet for tyson before for easy money, the normies have acturally pushed usyk higher then fury.
fucking love the media mate, fucking retards gonna get scammed.
>15cm height advantage / 17 cm reach advantage

>>11513223
Usyk beat Anthony Joshua tho, and fury was kinda bad vs ngannou

Catfish

Is that Jake Paul fight happening lol I could use a good laugh

Mike doses himself with high grade and he still has that fucking aura of death like lmaoat 60 years old Mike will fuck you up still


Anonymous

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

bumpan a stiggy

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

i remembef stickies<br>we had some on april fools

>>11513289
>>11514440
Garlic I have been waiting very patiently, what is it

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11515355
dubs check!

Your fortune: Outlook good

WOOOOOH STICKYE!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11515355
dubs of checked

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

happy thoughts

>>11513235
since this is going to be a sticky it's time for someone to draw makima pegging denji so we can all enjoy it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

draw makima pegging keksandra while denji is forced to watch LOLE

Yo im kinda new to this site, wtf is the luck thing and how do i do it

>>11519058
install Temple OS
<s>

Your fortune: Good Luck</s>

>>11518588
dubs check!

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Scat Saturday

I don’t really care for it myself

Your fortune: Bad Luck

[adult swim]

>>11513268
Moar pantie shit accidents please

Anonymous

i can only get off to videos of japanese girls shitting and only if they very clearly have a hemorrhoid on their asshole


fishe

Catfish

Ah damn it here we go again<br>Turn this THING off bro!


Anonymous

>>11513180
No it’s not
But it is slowboard

>>11513282
it's very fast compared to my other favourite places online.

this board is faster than the entirety of most altchans


>>11513320
he is cute ^ _^

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Yuji Sakai

>>11513375
rei makes me feel good in my're hear't

Anonymous

>>11513324
i'm really depressed and haven't laughed in forever but this image made me laugh out loud just now

shit mascot<br>this is what we should have got

>>11514675
>gruff physique
based
>masculine IQ
based
>stoic bird
based
>high T chesticles
based
>beats his wife and children
based
>free spirit
based
>commanding yet calming stance
based

>>11513320
install gentoo

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513320
he has a big benis that I wanna gluck

>>11515570
They are funny to me because they look so terrible. It's a 90's awfulness from a time where the average nerd had no pretension about making good art or even knowing what it is. And the writing is so smug, naive about how stupid it is. I enjoy it because it takes me back.


Catfish

Aaa I'm boiling in a pot of nice!! Help me niggerman!


Anonymous

>>11513380
this is nice board

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymuos

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11513622
Dubs! thanks i was looking for this one for ages

>>11513380
what's [s4s]? it's a dark cafe, dark cafe, only a dark cocoon before i get my goooooorgous wings a fly away. only a phase, these dark cafe days. (i have this song stuck in my head)


step 1: you must first invent the universe

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Catfish

Isn't s Russian trad wife just a babushka lol

Nakadachi

walk around at night until you find a woman dancing in the middle of the street.

Anonymous

>>11513392
literally just offer to get them american citizenship
https://youtu.be/swjQ9Ex9fuQ

>>11513392
You must destroy the covenant army with the help of Doremi and Ren from Ren and Stimpy and when you are done you will get your trad russian gf

>>11513392
are you like
projecting
you think you're cute?
you want somebody to make you their wife?
that is not easy to understand

>>11513392
>How do I get a cute trad russian wife?
BARBARIANS ARE COMING
CRAWLING FROM THE EAST,
(WITH THEIR) EYES WIDE SHUT
AND NOSTRILS FULL OF LONGING,
EPIC AND POWERFUL,
WILD IN A GROUP,
BARBARIANS ARE COMING
FROM THE EAST.
THEY'LL COME OUT OF NOWHERE,
THEY'LL ENTER YOUR STATE,
THE NATION OF LOSERS,
THE TRIBE FULL OF HATE.
WITH KNIVES IN THEIR POCKETS
AND BOMBS IN THEIR HANDS,
THEY'LL BURN DOWN YOUR CITIES
AND YOUR DISNEYLANDS.

>>11513396
Babushka dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


fuckin

Listening to: your parents fucking
01:43 ━━━━●───── 03:33
 ◁ ▷
 ılıılıılıılıılıılı
voMume : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮

tea fren

>>11513433
lol.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11513433
minganakieugosto

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11513433
jag känner en båt

Your fortune: Bad Luck

tea fren

i didn't listen.
i should have listened.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ_k_<wbr>VG6Syc&pp=ygUfb25lIGluIGEgbWlsbGlvb<wbr>iBnaXJsIHRoZSB0dWJlcw%3D%3D

Your fortune: Bad Luck

"There ain't no life nowhere"
–Jimi Hendrix

Your fortune: Average Luck

"Sorry, Charlie, for the imposition
I think I got it (got it), I got the strength to carry on, yeah
I need a drink and a quick decision
Now it's up to me, ooh, what will be
She's gone, she's gone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to face it
She's gone, she's gone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil to replace her
She's gone, and she's gone
Oh why, what went wrong?"
–Hall and Oates

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

"Give it all and ask no return
And very soon you'll see and you'll begin to learn
That's it's alright, yes it's alright
Uh uh uh
Uh uh uh
It's alright, it's alright
Don't you know that it's so good for you
You can be making love and see it all go through
But it's alright, yes it's alright"
–Black Sabbath

"Obsessed with fantasy, possessed with my schemes
I mixed reality with pseudo-god dreams
The ghost of violence was something I'd seen
I sold my soul to be the human obscene

How could this poison be the dream of my soul
How did my fantasies take complete control?"
–Black Sabbath

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

"If you tempt me my tank is on empty (is on empty)
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm lifting you 10 feet (lifting you 10 feet)... in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you (of all you)
I don't mean to be mean, but that's all I can be it's just me

And I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am"
–Eminem

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

"Swarmed without end, how can you even pretend?
I'll stay you go. outside that i just don't know…

You could burn a hole in the world start walking
I'll be the one when I'm done double talking to you

Take a second man, take the rest of your life
What's integrity when you can ooze on to the other side?

If i put my mind to it I could figure it out"
–Headstrong

fantasy?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11513955
dubs

really?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

"Sometimes when this place gets kind of empty
Sound of their breath fades with the light
I think about the loveless fascination–
Under the milky way tonight"
–The Church

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11513973
yuh. and a whole lot more besides.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513894
she could hardly be blamed.
i hope she's happy always.

*sip*

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513433
OP posts tape op.

system won't let me post tape op.

why live.

*sip*

just one more banana peel to slip on.
one more reminder that i'm not leet hax0rz.
one more reason to say fuck it and smoke the god-damned jet fuel.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Anonymous

>>11513328
tea fren made a fatal mistake posting THAT with his name on

>>11513330

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513330
posting what? he hasn't been around much lately.

>>11513330
tea fren is a giant ogre. you should filter him and forget you ever knew his name.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Catfish

>>11513347
How do I get a 5'2 gf and not feel like a pedophile??

tea fren

>>11513347
*sip*
you know sometimes... lately...
i've been thinking of filtering myself with the diacetylmorphine again. it just makes everything nice even when things are not nice. kind of like television but with like 10 times more market penetration and 10 times more convincing.
*sip*

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11513350
how do you get a kiki on your dick?

Catfish

>>11513360
Don't tell me those things.. not.. now man!!

tea fren

>>11513347
she dumped me.
*sip*
win lose or draw. oh well.
time for cardio.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11513367
diacetylmorphine>hematoma
you sly boots.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513388
double dubs
>warfarin

meh. you're missing out on the rebirth into Shangri-La.

72 hours later you're a different man living in a different universe.
the world may burn to the ground and you'll feel nothing but pure peace and bliss.

i mean who wouldn't want that?
nobody that's who.

it's simple.

you just get on the merry-go-round and you just stay there.

the sip to end all sips.

*sip*

"Novocaine for the soul"

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Catfish

>>11513410
Shut up nigga ur IQ is like 7 lmao

https://youtu.be/xWJSSyFOAVI?si=az5<wbr>Q6_v1cgL3X8M3


Anonymous

why does this have a RDT filename and not about video games?

Catfish

Kek he's eating her ass while she's just drinking from the toilet das a good night for me batman

Anonymous

If you actually put water in their cat bowls they'd never feel the need to drink from the toilet.

Catfish

>>11513425
People want to be pet owners yet they do not know how to take care of them. It's reprehensible that a cat would drink from a toilet but it's more likely their fat cunt owner did it for tiktok content like ouuu look at my chonker teehee

...god I hate humans.

Anonymous

you people just need to find something to be angry about dont you? I've had cats that drink from the toilet even with a full water bowl and the same with dogs. It's just accessible water to them, they don't think about that we defecate in them.

>>11513442
I think your cats might be retarded. I have a cat and my sister has a cat. For us our cats jump on the bathroom sink and wait for us to turn the water on. They'd jump up there and wait for us then I noticed they'd only do this if their bowl was empty. I started keeping their bowls full from then on and they never got on top of the bathroom sink ever again. Why would your cat need toilet water if they already have water? Just doesn't make sense, even for a cat.

Catfish

>>11513460
By the sink*
Their Brains are like ouuu the infinity water..

Anonymous

>>11513465
Again I think that guy's cat is slow. My cat probably has a higher iq than that persons cat

Catfish

>>11513469
My warrior jynx was so smart he understood how to open a door and even better he knew when I was in a bad mood

Ouuuu I miss you.. fuck I'm crying


Anonymous

You wouldn't fuck a cat, now wouldn't you?

I wish I had a plush doll of her so I could fuck it and pretend she's moaning for me

of course I would and with preference to the human form ^_^

>>11513452
I would actually love to but I think it would hurt her??

In this world we have to stick to dogs and sheep... for now ^_^


>>11513455
You put text there to make an image complaining about someone putting text there

>>11513455
>>11513466
Double numbers. Two in a row. this is great and O hwhope you rdAY iS BETTER FOR IT tthanks


I am feel can love speak know understand

seuss

>>11513487
only seven... :O

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


>>11513489
gods must be kind :^)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Bune Raven - Google Search - there really is no end; just new beginn... TikTok.jpg

Anonymous

give me a reason to smile and i will smile

>>11513495
smile for me and my wife

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11513489
how come they say 4chan is full of rearranged individuals ?I see none anone ...hehehe hahaha
diarrhea is not mental illness s4s

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11513502
thats not a very persuasive reason to smile

>>11513522
unchecked doubles on the last page!


debu

it's hot in dispensing today, and a woman with massive tits came in earlier. didn't get to talk to her but I did help out this nerdy redhead with her freaks, she was cute, probably a sophomore.
Saturday sucks cause we're just busy enough that you can't relax but not busy enough that you can get into a rhythm
I've started adding to my rubber band ball again
I bought a roller to make little joints for me, but even then I only need to smoke about 3/4ths of them to be torqued enough

update, big tits walked back in<br>she's a sweetheart and her tits are not quite as big as initially conceived

>>11513741
I am not Spencer, I'm his twin, Sponcer


Anonymous

>>11513526
i don't know this character. am i missing out?

>>11513571
are you a girl i do all of those especially fingering you

I'm not trying to make my mommy happy tbh

>>11513717
you should kill her and leave the country
make it look like a suicide
so sad you were leaving her
hanged herself
and you just go immediately after
they won't be able to tell any difference it all happened in the space of 15 minutes

>>11513720
I am sorry I do like my mommy sorry

>>11513749
no you probably don't
heres a secret
<s> your life doesnt start until your mother is out of the picture for ever</s>

everything is ruined I know it's hopeless

>>11513759
they finally lost and i am OUT of there lol

this thread was supposed to be about what I deserve but look at how many people think they are more important than me

>>11513772
fuck off?
this is our thread now

>>11513778
yeah you get whatever you want but it doesn't change what you deserve


fuck britain i hate everybody in britain they should nuke britain
nukes arent enough
they need to remove the island from the whole world

seuss

>>11513531
everyone has a day where they feel like this

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

shen

>>11513531
pink floyd and alan parsons project are brit so i fw brtis

Anonymous

>>11513589
fuck they dont stop they just dont stop why wont they stop

Catfish

>>11513620
Not even the best English band muahahah
https://youtu.be/iG7XifX5JhY?si=mPW<wbr>miGKlNeGMVtJG

Taquito kid

>>11513531
Dude what's up with the water head?

Anonymous

>>11513689
He says he is 31 but i dont believe him either

>>11514588
unchecked doubles on the last page!

More, anti uk threads, pro russia threads, commie threads recently on [s4s].<br>Do glavset employees come to [s4s] on their downtime between spamming /pol/ in an attempt at social engineering? I think you should leave


LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE

Catfish

>>11513498
I was suggesting the duality of man Sir!!

>>11513508
Joker had such a pair on him lol

https://youtu.be/sMEFcYij2uY?si=Sb2<wbr>_k_bizqdizJoG

>>11513508
you really excelled yourself on that one ,huh?


Anonymous

Does anyone else get a sudden urge to nap after orgasming?

>>11513557
yea after fingering my neovagina I feel sleepy , sometimes I even fall asleep before I finish

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11513570
Trannies are not that important

spook

>>11513557
yeah, i fall asleep while flicking the bean soemtimes

Anonymous

>>11513576
what happened to ''Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.''

Catfish

Yep <br>That's more of a girl thing tho I just get tired cuz I blast like 8 loads lol

Anonymous

>>11513557
No but I get the sudden urge to nap after eating.

>>11513640
Kagami is an adult, you sicko.

>>11513557
happens too me too all the time
especially when I'm tired

>>11513557
sometimes i fall asleep just as i orgasm, then wake up and forget what happened.

Catfish

>>11515208
If I don't bust before I sleep I have hella sex dreams

Shits lame like I heard your testosterone drops when u get olderwell... Not mine!!!!


Saturday skribbl

Anonymous

Saturday Skribbl will be in 3 hours and 15 minutes lol(e)

lole i almost forgot again lol(e) thanks

whut happens on skribbl? how does it WORK>??

debu

>>11513600
you get a prompt
you draw it
everyone else guesses your prompt until everyone gets it or you run out of time

Anonymous

>>11513600
When it's your turn, you get three words, pick one and you have to draw it while people try to guess the word
All are welcome to join!
It works well because even rude people who join to be rude quickly realise that it's more fun to just play normally

going to be drunk tonight c:

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513572
can you add another 50 words to the custom words list

mallet, brazen bull, lose, friendship, big can, hopeless, prescription, IED, broken home, your choice of colors, seal, hand written letter to the president, google, irate, cat, extreme, wish LSD controversy, current events, hostage, yard stick, calipers, surgery, john lennon,

>>11513695
>>11513708
lego star wars, brake disk, evil, beheading, famous death,

>>11513572
was abtto sleep..... guess note

>>11513572
niggerrapist dosent kill chat or something

nothin like frantically searching forehead in the catalog

AHHHHH HELP MY AFFYAHHHHH HELP MY AFFYAHHHHH HELP MY AFFYAHHHHH HELP MY AFFYAHHHHH HELP MY AFFYAHHHHH HELP MY AFFY

my ipad kept goinb to sleep mode then i had to call my father and i JUST got off the phone wtih him

Booshiii

>>11514053
best one
thank God my horrendous kangaroo doesn't get immortalized

Anonymous

i missed out on this because i played too much Sonic Unleashed and Halo CE today ;_;

>>11514357
i have a screenshot of it saved, i compared its looks to adolf hitler fyi

>>11513744
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Why

>>11513546
caz they would have to be aggressive with everything going about and that's not on par

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11513553
What does that even mean? Just because they're not as aggressive doesn't mean they have to be horny all the time

Birth control pills are loaded up with prog which will put you in literal heat, and even turn you bisexual if you take it recreationally, it's used to trick the uterus into staying soft so no eggs can adhere to the lining of the uterus and will slip out through the cervix and get peed out.

>>11513555 (tripping)
trips of this digger ...maybe it's caz the best masturbator is corn so they are all ways corny

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11513546
women are literally never horny. they have no sex drive, they only have sex to get things they want from men (mostly attention and emotional validation)

>>11513556
Oh okay. That explains it

>>11513562
I'm not

>>11513567
So they just have sex without being horny?

>>11513546
they're bi polar
>>11513556
if i take loads of progesterone short time will it make my boy parts feel extra nice?
instead of progesterone every day
will doing that make me grow boobers?
will my penis shrink?

>>11513661
1. show me the post on /straight/
2. i'm not reading all that shit

tea fren

>>11513546
they're not. and if they are they'll never tell (You) about it.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11514343
Then why are my female neighbors fucking all the time? Why are women always wearing those alluring outfits?
It's probably because they know their biological clock us ticking, and if they don't fuck enough until then, they'll ruin it.

King's

If you've experienced women being not horny, you've definitely had a much different experience than me.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11514373
I said the opposite was true, didn't (you) read the OP?

King's

>>11515584
I was responding to people saying the opposite in the thread, I didn't feel like linking them all.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11513567
They’re just not horny for you loser lole


metal

wow this is metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrR<wbr>pdJqMC80

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpR<wbr>KadyAy68

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get it out of my eyes what the fuck
i did not want to watch you do that
can you please kill yourself

please make it die you owe me for this bullshit make them die

Complaining about disturbing imagery and then posting disturbing imagery is pretty low energy. Like a smaller domino in the line you're just falling over perpetuating the thing you didn't enjoy.

>>11513643
>disturbing imagery
these are someone's teeth fuck you

>>11513643
you dont like mouths?
i understand
i didnt want to special face time this asshole either


nice extension

a fren told me to try 4chan x but I don wan2 get b&, can i use 4chan x w/o getting ban&?

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>>11513569
no youll get banned and raped. jokes aside if I don't use 4chan x, the images give 404 error so it's a useful extension

Anonymous

>>11513569
it is pretty much a requirement fren, u wont be able 2 live w/o it once u try it

4chan X is pretty good but I'm looking for a real people cool 4chan viewer for pc

>>11513569
>>11513577
>>11513580
not op but i used 4chan x a few years ago for a while and after many months it started shadow banning me where i would make a post in 4chanx and it would never show up in a thread but when i removed 4chanx and posted through the normal website my posts showed up

>>11513569
Guess what, everyone uses it
you don't want to keep all the tabs you replied to and continuously F5 to see if someone replied to you
That's where the thread watcher comes in.

>>11513569
i tried it and it was really annoying so i removed it. for some reason removing it also removed a bunch of other default 4chan interface settings, and i like it like this even more. no (you)s, no (op)s, no highlighting, no popups.

>>11513881
wow i bet you dont check dubs too huh

>>11515796
not having those things means i pay attention to the numbers more, silly.


>>11513618
auuughhhhhhhh immm bouttta buuuust


>>11513996
I've got something to put in (You).

>>11513904
>>11513979
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK


>>11513631
lole

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