Anonymous

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11534021
finally... and antidote that reforms jakkers and frog posters frontal lobes. We did it esfores

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


what do you usually do?

Kiki -v-

i want to hear from productive people who do stuff unlike me who Is always lazy and chatting online<br>random image so i can post this btw

Anonymous

>>11534044
<he fell for the productivity meme

probably the same shit you do but with 8 hours of my day relegated to working

The only productive things I do are mostly lifting and cooking

>>11534044
exercising and drawing
i am a neet tho

happy thoughts

>>11534044
i manage to do things but i only end up doing them in the last minute since this is the time my brain finds them interesting or exciting. that's why i need a hot anime grille like saksuka to peg me to show me my place

Your fortune: Average Luck


Kiki -v-

how horny are you to know that<br>asking for a friend btw

>>11534043
I MAY HAVE A DRINKIN PROBLEM BUT IT SURE AINT BAD ENUFF TO SUCK UR PECKER
-DONALD


Anonymous

You know what "中" means, right, White boy? So do me a favor and put your "陰莖" "中" my "猫", would you kindly?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11534053
The USA will destroy your evil communist nation
I LOVE AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA USA USA USA USA

>>11534092
心中的太阳是毛泽东 唉
光荣归于共产中国!!!! 操操操

>>11534142
Please don't kill me I didn't mean it I just want to watch anime please! Oh my god please god don't let me die like this Deltarune isn't done yet please! I'll have sex with her please don't kill me noooooo!

>>11534053
I wish my butt were that big.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11534085
yes

Your fortune: Godly Luck


bunnies are Magick's only redeeming bunquality


Kiki -v-

why did you post a nsfl image on here i almost fainted when i clicked on the spoiler i legit do not know how am i still alive after seeing that image please delete that from the internet<br>also my CAPTCHA was self-aware and the solve was rant soo

Anonymous

>>11534050
Mods pls ban

>>11534049
There are tow rats in this image please be more specific

>>11534050
Imagine a pile of head with everyone you knew or relied on in your small village. You, your dad and the mayor all plucked like weeds and tossed in a pile. The whole town is a small pile now, and someone else can move in.

>>11534055
sometimes i get information about my capcha on the secret network like what it is supposed to mean who was recap owned by is it google anyway the reason the radio works so well is because intelligence agencies can use marketing analytic data and browser cookies and the have shares in amazon, pokemon, airport, autobus, media and tech companies,

>>11534783
what if the set up some proxy sales and marketing companies (thats what they did)

>>11534055
its you isnt it i'm going to ask it nicely where you live and we'll see if you wanted that type of relationship with me (by this i what mean is that i am going to hurt you)


Magick

would you let your daughters stream on the internet

Anonymous

i wonder what kinds of pictures inspired the design of the girl on the right

>>11534084
Sir, my dotter can do whatever she pleases, are you andastando?

Magick

>>11534093
russian up-and-coming modeling

Anonymous

no. I'd give them little treats for not doing it every now and then

pino being naturally fabulous as usual.jpg

male on stream

Your fortune: Average Luck


i want to make a hail team<br>does anyone have any suggestions?

>>11534088
dubs
>>11534296
hail is kinda restrictive i think. but idk it says pokemon unbound maybe different changes to pokemon abilitys
if you can get a pokemon that has weather ball that normally doesn't get ice type moves that could be cool though

why doesn't it wiggle...

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11535016
it wud be nice if someone could make it wiggle


El Gatote

King's

El Conejo Zorro

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11534109
Sí

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11534117
Sí Conejo Zorro.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11534100
¡Oye!
Ya-yo, ya-yo
Soñando
¡No te rindas, Luffy!
Soñando
¡No te rindas, Zolo!
Soñando
¡No te rindas, Nami!
Soñando
No lo des, déjalo, déjalo, déjalo, déjalo, déjalo.
¡No!
Así va la historia, nos enteramos de un tesoro en Grand Line
No hay duda, el pirata que tenga el ojo puesto, cantará.
Seré el rey de los piratas, seré el rey
Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo
ho-ho
su nombre es luffy
Ese es Monkey D. Luffy
Voy a ser el rey de los piratas.
¡Está hecho de goma!
¿Cómo ocurrió eso?
¡Yo-ho-ho, le dio un mordisco a Gum Gum!
Ya-yo, ya-yo
Su nombre es Zolo,
Es como un samurai
Y la dama,
Nami no es tímida
La tripulación pirata viene haciendo de las suyas.
Con el rey de los piratas
el sera rey
Ya-yo, ya-yo, ya-yo
ho-ho
Zarpe hacia One Piece
es el nombre del tesoro
En la gran línea
Ya-yo, ya-yo
Zarpe hacia One Piece

>>11534100
>you can't help stave off the heat death of the universe because... you just can't okay?
Kyubey did nothing wrong. Also I want to have sex with him.


(1) 50_50 Heroes - Excerpt from Cartoon Network Asia (Vietnamese Voiceover).jpg


She has one of those fortune cookie pussies

>>11534098
no one knows. the artist wasnt paid enough to draw it


tonight I had baked sushi for dinner

Your fortune: Outlook good

sushi should not be hot<br>god damn white people turning sushi into a casserole

>>11534144
japs when you actually cook the fucking food


how do i make friends
b4 friends would come to me
but now I don't see anyone and circumstance makes me only able to work remotely
now loneliness is just noise that i can ignor€, but is still there and it hurts somet*mes

>>11534146
You make friends by not engaging in pedophilia

I would also like an answer to OP's question. The local library has various groups and stuff, including a dungeons and dragons one and I thought about following up but im scared its gonna be a bunch of high school kids and im 27 =(

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11534528
i dunno what that is, sorry, fred

>>11534771
Any site with dms except Twitter insta or reddit

>>11534859
you're actuall such a faggot can you please go do this on heyuri.net instead they have encrypted private messages and pedophiles and you would have a lot of friends

>>11534863
I want to date doremis hamtaro form and anyone who want to talk about that should send me their e621 okay??????

>>11534874
hey i'll go meet you on heuri.net right now go make a post i'll respond but dont talk about this website or i'll never tell you how to obtain the little indian boys i saw prostituting for those public masturbating homosexuals

>>11534874
>>11534879
go to h e y u r i . n e t and never come back i think they have extra features and security and you can tripfag and you can join in their grooming ring and everthing

>>11534880
Why do u keep advertising that site
They do not have excellent taste! They do not love hamtaro!!!!

>>11534885
go and post it and it will be there
i'm not advertising i am policing you and the next thing i do will be far less enjoyable for you than asking you to move on

>>11534890
Youve been advertising that site for over a year anon! It's obviously a fixation for you!

>>11534899
thats very funny considering i havent been here recently. probably over a year. do a lot of people want you to go back there?

>>11534906
I just got here!!!!! You're the heyuri guy even while I was gone!!!!!

>>11534880 #
What they groom? I tried to join and watch the """""""""monthly""""""""""" anime watch parties, but after catching one there was not another watch party for 2 and a half months (I checked every single week for updates)
They really need to fix that shit, but I also do not want to talk to groomers if that is who is truly frequenting there

>>11534916
their whole website is groomers whoops anyway go check it out right now and tell us if its still owned by the Russian gu who brought loads of websites for fun laughts or the Turkish pedophile

>>11534919
Why do u flip and treat your friends like this, anon? Why won't u come back and talk....

>>11534936
what schizo i don't even know who you people are

>>11534936
i found your website here, browsed it, found you grooming some kid, gay porn,
>>11534912
inconsistencies in your story -
said you had been seeing this for over a year
i said i had not been here in the time you had seen this
if you had seen this, then how - ?
if i, when you were not here, then how - ?
if i, when i was not here, - ?

>>11534945
So what are you trying to do? Do u need friends to hang out on heyuri with you? Just be upfront about your needs instead of negging everyone

>>11534954
i think he wants the e621 man to leave and i think he is suggesting that he would like that website because they are like him

>>11534953
>said you had been seeing this for over a year
I literally just looked it up on 4plebs because I see you posting it repeatedly the last few days

Obviously this is your way of negging people to hang out with you on heyuri. But I was already willing to hang out with you here!!!!!!

>>11534959
e621 man the posts in question are from 10 months ago can you post the link to the archive in

>>11534863
I made just one post and got banned, don't go there

>>11535042
done what
are you talking about me
>>11535141
whart did you do


wat dos smegma taste like? would it make a good bagel spread?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11534149
It'd probably be pretty good unironically. The problem is getting a sufficient amount to spread on a bagel.

>>11534149
it kinda tastes like rancid precum, you know it smells bad and tastes kinda gross but it's not that gross because it came from you and it's not feces.

you are not supposed to put it in your mouth, silly


Piece of shit, you have no torso, you have no volume in your body.

(5) Episode 21 - Wayside! _FULL EPISODE_ KEEP IT WEIRD!.jpg

hitori

>>11534692
what's wrong with us? we don't draw nice things and we don't reply to important threads
language I believe

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

Why don't women wash out their rotting fish tacos?

>>11534176
Lowers the ph and actually makes it worse. They probably need to deal with their diabetes and actually go on a course of anti-fungals which means no drinking and cutting back on the sugar and being a fatass and no one wants to do that.

I feel like fish taco is more of a southwestern thing. I don't think ALL women eat them and even the ones who do I think they dispose of them properly like most people do with food.

Every bagina I’ve had my face in sis not smell like fish. If her pussy smells like fish she needs to see a doctor. Dumb virgin.

why wouild u have ur face ina vagu sounds gross

>>11534186
I like to give it le licke and fingers

>>11534176
someone told them getting soap up there will give them diseases so they don't do it, it's the female equivalent of men not wanting to touch their butthole or even rub soap on their asscrack when showering because that's gay

>>11534200
>touch their butthole or even rub soap on their asscrack when showering
im gay and i do that

>>11534180
yeah I refuse to believe that. The idea of "cleaning something will actually make it dirtier" sounds like a giant load of bullshit. I've made some mistakes and been with some gross women, and it's always the same, the ones who regularly show and take care of themselves have clean smelling vaginas. The filthy ones who don't shower and don't brush their teeth have rotten smelling vaginas.

Under the logic of "cleaning it just makes it worse" it should be the other way around. But trust me, it's not. Filthy women have filthy vaginas.

>>11534235
Fungal infections aren't just like grime you can wash away. They're infections that persist often for years if not treated because they're very hardy and hard to get rid of in people that have either poor ph or bad blood flow/low temp in those areas most commonly related to diabetes. People would rot no matter how much they bathe if not for the immune systems and unfortunately it's less active outside the blood stream.


nice of that company to put a target on your head

404-444 OP4

>>11534215
hit me on the arm and leg too

Anonymous

>>11534330
That's what I used to think but one time when I was talking to him he told me he'd kill another six million Jewish people for the chance to lick Helen of Troy's feet. Ummm antisemitism is kind of a turn off?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

404-444 OP4

>>11534328
Ty! :D
>>11534330
Nou
>>11534332
u know idk abt many things including nation collapsing beauties or marginalization but in a good world… well idunno abt that either

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11534355
dubs
i called you coole now you are coole sorry but that's how it works

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

404-444 OP4

>>11534358
makin the rules are we dayum lole I’ll remember ur words on my darkest days thxx


Anonymous

Last night I couldn't find
something warm
In the middle of the night is coming
Between the life and death
To decide
I'll be the one that's always searching...

Y en la noche cuando las estrellas salen, yo pienso en ti mi amor.


AHHHHH SCORPION IN THE HOUSE

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

The beast is contained.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

You know, despite having certain opinions on Jewish people I find hard to believe, quite an eloquent fellow actually.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11534219
And so it goes. Now comes the fun part of feeling like every little itch laying in bed is a scorpion about to sting me.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

I bought something online once from someone in Arizona and there was a scorpion in the package when I opened it. Dead of course. I had never seen one irl before so it was neat.

>>11534231
They're interesting critters.

Your fortune: Outlook good

GROWIN UP WED CUT OFF THERE PINCHERS N TAILS AND CALL EM ROACHES!!! ANYONE SAY WERE BEIN MEEN R SUMTHIN GAY LIKE THAT WED CALL EM A QUEER N STUFF EM IN A LOCKER TIL THEY LERNED TO STOP BEIN A BICH<br>-DONALD

>>11534228
Proud of u op Buddha is smiling your karmic value has increased

>>11534322
Two same number!
<3

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Catfish

House of the scorpion is a good book I read it as a kid. Mostly because my teacher knew I like chupacabras but there was like one mention of them wtf

Taquito kid 3

Don't fuck with these things!!<br>I know somebody that got stung in the leg by time they got him to the hospital their leg was swollen twice its size

>>11535455
people put these in lollipops where I am

>>11535463
Yea but there dead + no venom


Anonymous

having my tea without sugar or milk and thought I should tell everyone.

>>11534237
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

>>11534241
That's nice.
I like tea, particularly green tea,
but I'm fixin' for some poppy tea, if you know what I mean.

>>11534245
dont do drugs they'are bad for you!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11534251
I think you like poopy tea, shithead.

>>11534258
WHAT!? this is very rude delete this right now. im friends with $w@glord irl and he will ban you!!!

Your fortune: Good Luck

having my coffee with instant milk because it's the end of the month and I'm telling everyone about it

:(

>>11534281
I'm too 1337 to be deleted
and if you come to the realization,
you will wish you conceded


>>11534248
lonely....

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11534240
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

happy thoughts

>>11534240
posting rei instead of saksuka makes people really unpopular

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11534290
it feels like loneliness. like the desire to move after sitting still for to long i feel the desire to share myself with others and connect. as if my soul itself has been still overlong. bearable but uncomfvdw2ortable

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


If you're living in the past, you have depression.
If you're living in the future, you have anxiety.
If you're living in the present, you are peaceful.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Ok so what if I have depression + anxiety <br>No peace

no im not the present is equally miserable as the other two

>>11534164
is it really that common for young men to have no male role models and instead want to emulate the cute and pretty anime girls they grew up watching and fawning over?

>>11534197
yes, this is what happens when society takes away male role models in the name of feminism
when positive masculinity is demonized and femininity becomes universally celebrated, the result is tranny culture

>>11534197
It's when people forget that reality and fiction are separate things, and when the internet conditions young people to associate every interest that they have to become a part of their identity. These people are more concerned about how their identity can be shaped through their interests, rather than genuine interest in something.

>>11534197
>>11534223
>>11534230
It's about (((their))) globalist agenda. They want to run a prison planet of border-less, race-less, culture-less, identity-less, dumbed-down, easily controlled subdued sheep. They make up 1.4% of the US population and .0025% of the world's population, yet look at all they control from the world's finances to the media that brainwashes us.

In short, they use the entertainment and news media to encourage globalism and to discourage nationalism and traditional western values. They distort and lie about the past and present in that effort.

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP<wbr>jzfGChGlE

“A celebration of the Jewish people”:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj<wbr>MPafQpfDU

Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/NVis<wbr>q0Ffgg28/

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice explained:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn<wbr>qIj8C2Aek

Why we are in decline - Cultural Marxism:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg<wbr>gFao85vTs

The Jewish role in the refugee crisis:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/SehP<wbr>uTgyriBp/

Leftist subversion explained by former KGB agent Yuri Bezmenov:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX<wbr>3EZCVj2XA

The full history of Jewish subversion in the west:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/VLGo<wbr>9c28hGHQ/

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/uKVe<wbr>4Mn20Y9A/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thre<wbr>ad/244865233/

Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale: Anti-White Advertising
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv<wbr>NNtBmA3SQ

The Jewish role in the porn industry:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ilaJ<wbr>pTSGTMvx/

The anti-white post-WW2 psyop:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thre<wbr>ad/243717229/

>>11534242
uhhhhh based post on [s4s] wha tha fuggg???

we jerk off to loli here sir....


If you wanna be a Mangaka then you gotta draw until you're spitting blood.

>>11534246
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

the artist youve posted will never make it

>>11534263
idk it loks pretty good to me

>>11534246
Being a mangaka isn't only just about drawing talent but also story telling and writing you have to be multitalented

>>11534286
mostly importantly is manga theory.

yurine disappointed shig disgust looking down unimpressed.jpg

jashin smirk grin seriously smug laugh.png

>>11534314
What about Miura and berserk?

404-444 OP4

>>11534286
u need divine intervention to have the capacity to do all these things coherently and captivating to ppl

Anonymous

>>11534372
a mangaka spends 8 hours on a page the reader will look at for 5 seconds.

404-444 OP4

>>11534410
maybe for the average consoomer but there are fanatics out there who actually appreciate peoples work you know.

happy thoughts

>>11534246
never stop drawing!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Anonymous

>>11534250
her hair sort of looks like drills

>>11534250
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

pino casually being fabulous but revealing and unbecoming.jpg

>>11534250
Teton u rock or should I say drill :,]


I woke up in a new bugatti (skrt skrt skrt)

konata got hit by volkswagen-kun and isekai'd to stalingrad


wish

lsd (the administrators) changed my Brain structure to add Kaine darkalianess (a past life i had) into my personality spectrum after i died and returned to the sky for 9 hours

also i had a flashback today that lasted around 30 minutes (30 days) and i defeated+made friends with my shade (bpd shade became a psychopath (Friendly)

also i puked before the flashback but it was in the garbage

>>11534255
i became a puppycoded kaine also i started walking like a puppy and waning+wagging imaginary tail and being excited for no reason

>>11534261
btw i can speak (voice) like kaine now

Anonymous

If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

wish

>>11534277
haha i already did months ago i wrote paragraphs

Anonymous

aw sweet, a bpd tranny discord whore thread.

wish

>>11534284
stop bitching and filter me if you dont like it shithead

Anonymous

>>11534304
can i see your girly penis?
the foreskin?
the tip?
may it be upon my lips
for just one faithful kiss?

wish

>>11534315
u can have me kick your disgusting little dick and remove it if you want to :)

Anonymous

>>11534331
dumb rude bitch he asked nicely

wish

>>11534340
look at yourself and the vulgar words u just used, ^^

Anonymous

>>11534331
oooh yeees, this is my fetish, thank you
i've always wanted to be a eunuch otokonoko and have sex with older men for money, thank you

>>11534357
>>11534304
you literally used "bitch" an hour ago -_- hypocrite slut

>>11534397
im not saying im morally superior though. just admit it that you're a shitty rudefag


the albert is friends with the person and let him hold her baby

really? could this be true...

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11534285
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

>>11534285
i just want to say this albert posting makes me lol and the albert ross two of them and baby was very funny thread i love you anonymous

>>11534306
<3

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

It’s weird. I have a phobia of birds but ducks are fine with me.

>>11534311
More like phobia of DUBS!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11534317
Me on the far right (in the grass)

>>11534326
I wish that were me and Anthony

>>11534317
>>11534326
look at them smoopch
i love the albert ross
they have very exprssive faces


i see no problems with this

Your fortune: Godly Luck

hitori

>>11534205
where's his shadow ?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Anonymous

>>11534305
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.

>>11534345
>he doesnt know about the fox fumes

you get a lazy smelly furry gf but actually its a RAT


I have seen what you did to anons dotter

>>11534336
I wish I was Magick's daughter...

>>11534531
same, id love being fucked hard by magick after telling him he's not a cool dad

>>11534591
I would deliberately tell him to never touch me again to goad him into pinning me down and pumping my tight dotter hole ^-^

seuss

>>11534336
I don't like flame wars

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

>>11534222
If I haven’t talked to you since 2023, take that as a FUCKING SIGN that you don’t exist to me anymore. Fuckin Buh. You got sprayed with the raid. Bye, see you NEVER.


We. Like. To. Party. We like. We like to party.

>>11534361
ET is an alien and he is kinda spacey coming from the universe to party and go crazy

>>11534364
That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard with you and your mum

[sound=files.catbox.moe%2F5yeu5d.mp3] jashin medusa caramelldansen dance.gif


stealing from pol is a favorite past time for many 4channers.

>>11534362
maybe you should go back there then


>>11534374
I knew someone on the internet that had an issue with their heart. And well one day their heart gave out on them, but they were lucky and rushed to a hospital and recived a heart transplant. They ended up surviving and aparently recieved a heart that belonged to a young girl. I find the idea a little sad, but also the heart was given another chance to beat again.

I hope you live a long and healthy life, but also if you don't maybe some of your organs will go on to save others? Or maybe there is a heart out there waiting for you? I'm not sure!


>Everything will be fine
>There will be no wars for the next 20 years
>AI will not destroy the job market
>Humans are inherently good, even (((them)))
>The futur is bright

>>11534386
>Humans are inherently good, even (((them)))
No. Just no.

>>11534386
Probability dictates that you are most likely to be born near the population peak for your species. Look for cues such as historical exponential growth to confirm this.

>Everything will be fuck
>There will be endless war
>AI will enslave us
>Millions must die
>The futur is fuck

happy thoughts

>>11534386
i cant wait for ai to destroy the job market i need to start neeting again

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11534386
Yes its true.
The nature of reality is such that it converges towards goodness.
Evil is necessarily temporary, while goodness is the end goal of convergence in the universe.

>>11534597

manifest it

repeat until true

>>11534597
I could lie to myself and pretend that not all humans are evil but it wouldn't change anything.

>>11534386
>>Humans are inherently good, even (((them)))
what a load of shit i'm going to kill oyu

tea fren

>>11534386
>Everything will be fine
Inclination...

>>11534600
cerebral dubs

>>11534659
that sounds about right.

an object in motion must stay in motion.
i gotta get sh*t done today. (IRL)
little doings make way for big doings.
JTRIG raiders wrecked too many doremi threads.
they've switched up tactics.
give not an inch to the rude and intractable.
*sip*

supplements are kicking in.
another week and i'll have glycogen and
myoglobin stores again. yippee!

let no rude disrupt this nice board in my absence!
so mote it be!!!

in this place evil is JTRIG tactics.

they're not nice.

given the means and opportunity they'd rip out your windpipe like pitbulls.

stay strong nicer!!!!

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11534386
humans aren't inherently "good" or "evil", people do what they're gonna do and their enviornment is an influence on those actions.
>AI will not destroy the job market
I hope it does. Then the government will either have to let everyone be neets or face a revolution from millions of jobless and struggling people.

>>11534951
 they can just define AI as people and make a billion of them and let them vote

>>11534965
i'll give you a clue the ai will vote for itself and then it will murder suicide

anway the suicide rate was a bunch of girls who nobody liked when the were in school going to university and brain telephoning other girls that nobody liked also whoever else, the're tring out witchcraft, they think somebody would like it, the want to tr out suicide, the want to tr it out on somebod on meedication, the want to tr it out on people the want to fail university....... in addition to the other speculations here.

hitori

>>11534731
it's very sickening of to come here and post Tom and Jerry ! WTHeck

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

being male sucks, i can't believe i'm paying like $100 a year for meds to keep my hair from falling out why does my body make DHT i hate it so much

i mean i bet women spend $100 a year on tampons

yeah, and the complete lack of emotional warmth that can be felt from birth unto death<br> at least no periods, ig

>>11534415
how much do they spend on birth control?

>>11534414
do you take finasteride or minoxidil?
i think i'm starting to bald but the only thing available here is topical minoxidil and that seems like a pain to use

>>11534414
why dont you just take prog and rub the different color seaweed in your hair

>>11534630
oprobabyl because it costs more than $100 why are you complaining about spending $100 painkillers cost more than $100 a year

Catfish

Explain why guys should give a shit about our height or length of our dicks without citing insecurity. Or hair for that matter but I'll agree it's important to some people. Like a handsome Twink would look horrendous bald but I look fine bald. Or so the Germans would have you believe

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11534770
if the boy has a vagina (you can add flavor to the joke here because i dont know) [spoiler circumcise it

>>11534772
lol
has anyone really been far even as decided to use look more like

Don't matter if I go bald, I'm ugly and alone anyways.

>>11534831
girls nobody likes says bald helps and then they get fat and paint their face same color as it already was and shave off their eyebrows and wear those outrageous pleated trousers and stand way too close to the mirror they can't even make a judgement on their appearance and they get those ugly tans which they have decided among themselves are very sexy and dye their hair the wrong color and start gluing plastic onto their fingernails

>>11534835
what the fuck is up with those one piece trouser suits honestly why and those ribbed plastic jackets and those shoes with too much extending foam heel which makes my joints hurt

$100 a year is like nothing LMAO wtf is your issue?

>>11535030
once my hair is gone I'll be earthwormmaxxing

>>11534414
just go bald, if you don't like being bald wear anime wigs

>>11534414
Imagine bleeding from your pp everymonth, being male is nothig.... ... .. . ..

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11535418
i am not supposed to do that?

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11534416
if a male does everything correctly and is always nice he is lonely if a woman does everything correctly and is always nice she gets killed and raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQo<wbr>kwM357wc&t=41s


I fucked your mom and now it burns when I pee


is he cute.


Do you like what you see?

>>11534420
no i don't really like gross fetish nipples that are basically fingers

>>11534421
But its like that because they've been pinched over and over again


seuss

>>11534432
holy crap, it's just like real life!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11534487
FORE!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11534432
i think they should have kept their original faces thats all

happy thoughts

>>11534434
you've seen nothing yet

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11534575
hey gado would you give him a kiss?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

King's

>>11534574
Nice

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11534578
my sweetheart would not approve

happy thoughts

>>11534581
there was once an image of fuyutsuki cross dressing while piloting the eva but i can't find it anywhere
>>11534584
goth gendo denied

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


namefags and discord ruined s4s

404-444 OP4

keep bitching abt it faggot you’ll definitely change it 4 the better lole

Anonymous

>>11534456
maybe but discord definitely played a part in it

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

shen

>>11534455
so true ladyboy

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

it's my duty to go on a date with a cude namefig and cum in their butt!!

Catfish

This board was literally nothing BUT namefigs since day one you tourist lol

Also strap in because discord dogs are some neet circle jerk and doremiposters are artists the sky will shut off before they do muahahah

T. Me who posts faaar to much


seuss

Hospitals and Dentist clinics always smell so nice.

The stained glass in churches always look so cool. Plus the warm censers always smell so grand.

what's your favorite smell?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

she doesn't look like she's enjoying that candy in the slightest

seuss

>>11534470
I like her expression.

It's not a good cane, but it's better than nothing.

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

This guy right here? I love this lil guy, he's filled with joy!


What is Chris doing?

happy thoughts

>>11534491
i don't know but he should be begging for pegging

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11534491
lois
>>11534523
peetah
>>11534556
spikeman
>>11534583
i dont know this character


looter shooter

seuss

>game lets you invade the homes of white people
>eat all their food and sleep with their women

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>game lets you get interracial lesbian married

seuss

>>11534481
>game lets you defraud people with the intent to ruin their lives

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11534480
>game lets you feel anger over a small amount of legal legislation comprehended by blacks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

friendly reminder, it's always okay to get your shmeat sucked, no matter the cost!

Your fortune: Bad Luck


>>>/v/677833823
strategic racism is no joke

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Subber :D

Anonymous

I melded da modzareli milg and gream jeez in da migrowaeb and vried da sbinij and garlig and olib oil in da sgilled

no mess, jusd jeezy goodness

>>11534524
Id was goed, bud idd needed mor sald


seuss

>>11534522
damn, it's almost like... I already opened it

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

Gay mafia has taken over everything. There is no where to go where faggots aren't allowed.


What is with the anti-midwit s***?? Haven't you ever had to fake a drug test? Well, I have to fake a "smart test". I need to pretend to know things otherwise people will think something is wrong with me. (there is)

>>11534587
they make me take this test everyday

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11534609
There's no way out

Oh ur stupid try harder
Oh your a midwit stop trying

I want to kill them


>>11534449
he looks exactly like that one wojak lmao

Xe looks like the "have you dreamed of this man" guy

Taquito kid

>>11534449
He needs be kicked in the head to fix eyes.

>>11534505
I would walk up and offer him a chocolate milk then knee him right in the face
He would thank me later

Anonymous

>>11534515
ur so badass writing aboot that on the 4chan

>>11535346
bruh, don't fuck with taco kid. he drives a truck

>>11535355
omg ikr he's so cool he always makes threads begging people to validate him for it


;(<br>my mom used to be different. she used to play good music in the car like this while i was growing up. now she just plays bach and christian songs. it's not even just that, but fuck, she has lost her soul. i hate it.


happy thoughts

>>11534608
did he take it away? he could be using it right now

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11534623
he didnt take it but it was in a different place than i left it and now i cant use it because he touched it

happy thoughts

>>11534628
maybe he used it while you were away? i think you should go ask him anon

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11534641
its impossible, its over, it has never been so over

>>11534608
You need a drawer with a lock on it. People will always snoop around unless they really hate the idea of knowing things they shouldn't because it changes how you look at people and ruins relationships

happy thoughts

>>11534647
the only reason you should feel ashamed anon is if you are using a small one

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11534651
why didnt i think of that...

>>11534656
whaaaat shouldnt it be the other way around? i dont want a loose butt...

>>11534608
Always assume that everyone has their eyes and ears everywhere.

>>11534662
time to become a paranoid schizo

>>11534660
Your bedroom should ideally be like a public space where anyone can walk in and see like an IKEA showroom. Like a hotel room. Encrypt your hard disks and password protect your devices. If you die you don't wanna be embarrassed

happy thoughts

>>11534660
just imagine what your father would think "god my son can't fit a proper buttplug in his ass im so disappointed"

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11534666 trips
Paranoia is just heightened awareness of potential risks. It's a very good thing to have as long as you're not delusional. Murphy's law.

>>11534667
how does a dead person get embarrassed

>>11534671
leave my ass alone!!!

>>11534688
but everyone already tells me i worry too much..

anonymous

>>11534608
my dad found a plug of mine when i was 13. he just gave it back to me saying he didn't know what it was, which i believe because he was in his 50s at the time and *very* catholic. i think it was later in that year my mom found my girl clothes in my room and threw them out, maybe he knew what it was by then

happy thoughts

>>11534717
"back in my day we used to get fisted with no lube, god my son is such a bitch"

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11534724
that gives me some hope, maybe he doesnt know

>>11534725
thanks for the nightmare fuel lole

Catfish

One time my mom walked in on me beating off and didn't even walk away and pretend not to see it. I noticed her and nearly broke my shit tryna put it away then she barks T me:, go to the store I need cigarettes!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11534737
that's so rude wtf let a man finish damn

>>11534717
the english people in my head keep telling me they are my dead father it happens a lot the also told me the are am winehouse and all kinds of different people at least the speakers on the mcdonalds radio aren't doing impressions of anybody right now

anonymous

>>11534732
he also found the box my dildo came in last year lole!!

Anonymous

the english people in my head keep telling me they are my dead father it happens a lot they also told me the are amy winehouse and all kinds of different people at least the speakers on the mcdonalds radio aren't doing impressions of anybody right now

happy thoughts

>>11534744
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11534743
Wow. I don't think anyone would mind finding an onahole but everything else is just gross

>>11534608
I hide xxl condoms in my room to brag about my dick size

anonymous

>>11534918
he said it was fine because he had a job taking out trash for a grocery store when he was younger. he just plugged his nose and didn't think about it. he's changed a lot since i was 13, i think back then i would have had to sleep at a friend's house that night


Anonymous

Like one wasn't more than enough, asshole.

wish

>>11534568
cope piggy pig pig cow monkey

Anonymous

Wish, how are you so friendly with everyone? you seem to get along with a lot of people.

wish

>>11534572
idk if ur ironic but i do even when it looks like im not friendly,, its usually jsut me being cute and funny (not actually rood for real)
i get along bc idk

Anonymous

>>11534576
i'm being unironic, your friendliness towards everyone is something to aspire towards. i shut out everyone selfishly like static. i know you have issues just like the rest of us, but there's probably a good reason you get along with most everyone, even in a place like this. anyways, that's all i had to say, enjoy your day, Wish.


Important question

>>11534617
the classics never go out of style, my friend


>>11534590
Can i join you anon, also shouldn't we use smaller weapons to hunt, our guns seems like it's gonna obliterate the rabbits and leave no meat/fur left


Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)22:17:50 No.11533424▶

 >>11532974
 would you like a friend?
you have my emial :)
>>
Anonymous 05/27/24(Mon)22:19:20 No.11533429▶

 >>11532909
 maybe the teeth are in her virginia
i domnt mind i would forgive her :)


Anons, I fapped 25~ times today and my vision is going white.

I think I should have listened when they said Fapping causes blindness

>>11534629
what a load of shit i have done way more and it has had no effect on my vision

>>11534629
What the fuck, are you taking cabergoline or some shit?

Your fortune: Average Luck

happy thoughts

>>11534629
you are reaching a new dimension anon keep going

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11534629
how do you even get to 25 my pp hurts after 5 times...

>>11534629
thanks for all your hard work

>>11534722
dubs!
Thanks OP for your research

Yuji Sakai

>>11534721
why is her hair rolled into balls?

Anonymous

>>11534629
stop cumming into your eyes lol

>>11534629
Fuck man, I did all 25 without lube and now my pp hort

happy thoughts

>>11535224
this is where girls hide their testicles

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Anonymous

how many different shape blocks HOW MANY CO-LORS??????


THE TRIANGLE BLOCK GOES IN THE SQUARE HOLE THE TRIANGLE HOLE AND THE CIRCLE HOLE THE CIRCLE BLOCK GOES IN THE CIRCLE HOLE AND THE SQUARE HOLE THE STAR SHAPE B LOCK CAN GO IN THE SQUARE HOLE AND THE STAR HOLE THE SUARE BLOCK CAN ONLY FIT IN TO THE SQUARE HOLE

WHAT I HAVE LERNED TODAY : THE STAR SHAPED PRiSMIC BLOCK IS CHELLENGING BUT NOT AS CHALLENGING AS THE STAR SHAPED HOLE

i am about to start prison riots about shape hole box

i dont know what they were thinking when they decided to make the circle hole incompatible with the triangle prismic block and i do not understand why that if my babies shape hole box comes with a neat little hammer to hit the prysmic shape blocks into the different holes that they would think it appropriate to make the different prismic shape blocks incompatible with the different shaped holes i do not know if i am going to cry or if i am going to vomit or what i am going to do about this

now we have a board of swiss people taking lsd and talking about shape hole box and i think thats the best we can do for it

does my cat want to play with a shape hole box do you think?

>>11534663
i can tell you that in about two hours we are going to be making some real progress on shape hole box

ONLy THE BEST FOR MY BABY HIS SHAPE HOLE BOX COMES WITH A NEAT LITTLE HAMMER SO HE DOESNT NEED TO USE ANOTHER BLOCK TO HIT PRISMIC SHAPE BLOCKS INTO DIFFERENT SHAPE HOLE

luxury swiss made shape hole box? social and moral implications of ivory prysmic shape blocks? not gold thats bad taste perhaps not in an kind of metal or with an kind of metal finish

chrome finish bespoke shape hole box toy
brushed chrome
polished chrome
chrome finish mass produed shape hole box toy
chrome finish independantly produced shape hole box toy

would giants want shape hole box to for their giant babies? can these be repurposed into accomodation for smaller people?

would i prefer that when my baby is older that my babies shape hole box was utilised as a house for mice or other small animals, recycled, kept in storage for any future babies in my own family, or given to another baby at the affective time?
what would my baby prefer happens to his or her shape hole box at the time when they no longer want or need shape hole box ?

how old is too old for shape hole box?

utilisation of shape hole box in diagnoses of borderline personality disorder

would the ai attempt to fit the triangle or circle shape prsmic blocks into the square hole?

im glad we did this board meeting while taking LSD and not mushrooms which can lead to brain injury

i love you

do we need an 'i love you break' do we want an 'i love you break'

shape hole box toy in the LSD board meeting sad room?
shape hole box toy in the LSD board meeting calm room?
shape hole box toy in the LSD board meeting board room?
utilization of shape hole box in remedy of bad hallucination experience?
testing shape hole box to as possible cause of bad hallucination experience? x unethical

do you think we are born wanting shape hole box toy?

shape hole box for adults?

does my baby want ivory inlays for his shape holes?

should the circle prismic block also fit in the square hole or should the square prismic block also fit in the circle hole?

>>11534676
i think we can all agree that squares are the bigger of the two shapes actually

>>11534658
if i need to spend $5000 on a vintage shape hole box for me and my baby i am going to spend $5000 on a vintage shape hole box for me and my babby

trust me if you are not read for it do NOT open this image

i dont know i'm not convinced by these new shapes

>>11534687
i dont think the diamond shape prismic block needs to be so wide and i dont like the keyhole or this new iteration of star shaped hole i dont like it

what color is the square block what color is the triangle block what color is the square hole what color is the triangle hole?

is the square prismic block blue or is the square prismic block red or is the square prismic block green or is the square prismic block yellow is the triangle prismic block green or is the triangle prismic block red or is the triangle prismic block blue or is the is the triangle prismic block yellow

fundamentally people are all the same and have the same motivations and vices

do you think its ok if i approach some children and i show them some pictures of different shaped holes and different shaped prismic blocks and ask them questions

alright does anybody else have something to add or shall i close this thread

>>11534870
the women have shapes drawn on their faces


i push the triangle prismic block into the cirlcel HOOOOOLE

happy thoughts

>>11534664
every thread deserves a reply

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11534935
I am going to fuck your hole if you don't wisen up kid *unzips*

>>11534946
CIRCLE BLOCK TRIANGLE HOLE IT DOESNT FIT OOF


Spim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q92<wbr>6f3rjYXs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


furfagmaster

I’ve been meaning to replace my old shitty iPhone with an Android

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

hitori

>>11534711
I on the other hand just want a red carpet ...lewd

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11534689
Away with ye dumb fox
t. Android user


furfagmaster

they are girlfriends

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

bumping my failed thread

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

my penis is big
my penis is long
my dick can defeat a force ten thousand strong

your pussy is wide
but as for my dick
even your pussy can't handle the thicc

together we join
in ruinous glee
ever and always i'll love my pee-pee


each day at 21:30-21:50 my room causes a blackout and idk why

i plugged all my shit to the room next doors and it didn't happen 3 hours in so far

Catfish

>>11535377
Yes it is I had guts; rage on it when I was like fuxkin 12 years old lol

Anonymous

>>11535380
what would make you around 38 assuming you had the dreamcast while it was new

Catfish

>>11535390
Hmm no it came out on 99 so I was 7 then.

Jeez Mr. Literal calm sown

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11535398
u were born in 1993, get exposed CHUD

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


>>11534745
That is an amazing emoticon!!!!!!!

anonymous

>>11534748
it's called a kaomoji!!!! emoticons only use ascii characters

Anonymous

>>11534750
thank you sensei

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

tea fren

>>11534745
top kawaii OP.
nice.
*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11534750
 I want to have sex with kaomoji!!!!!!
 (｡•̀ᴗ-)

tea fren

>>11534752
re-roll 4 lucke

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11534757
re re-roll 4 lucke!!!!

oh boy here we go again.....

Your fortune: Average Luck


seuss

>>11534802
my fambly is rich or smth so it's free

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Anonymous

Does anyone else want a paraplegic gf? I mean, hear me out on this one. Imagine meeting the most beautiful girl you've ever seen, so beautiful it feels like she came straight out from a dream, but she's stuck on a chair for the rest of her life, and her eyes shows an immeasurable amount of sadness. It makes you want to protect such a fragile being. It makes you want to gently kiss her forehead and say that you love her now and will love her forever, no matter what. Imagine being the only reason this wonderful girl has to smile and being grateful to live for. I was born to be an ultraromantic noble english prince of the victorian era that falls into a forbidden love with an imperfect peasant girl, but forced to be a brazilian pardola living around slutty wahman in the 21th century. It honestly makes me wanna kill myself.

anonymous

did you know killing yourself is free and really easy?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11534803
have you ever seen those electric bicycle handle bar wheels for wheelchairs

>>11534815
you honestly ruined my fantasy with this shit. I will hunt you and rape you for this, good day

>>11534818
what are you talking about i would literally consider becoming paraplegic to date oyu if you offered me one of these

>>11534860
are you a beautiful yet fragile girl with a youthful smile capable of outshining everything and everyone near you? I'll give you kisses on the cheek, c'mere

>>11534869
c'mere was a real turn off for me it was a bit cringe please you are not a poet you are not a genius of romance do not pretend to be one

>>11534803
i want to respectfully seduce and impregnate the fucknuggies


i wonder how many people came on this statue


When I see a pretty woman, I imagine what she would look like if she were dangling from a ceiling fan with her neck stuck in a knot.

>>11534755
hey do oyu think you could reply to a few of my threads i'm just posting by myself and its kind of upsetting me

>>11534761
thanks i think i made some pretty good posts today but i dont want to seem like i'm looking for approval so you can just not do anything about what this post said i just felt like teyling you about it

>>11534755
I hear that, buddy. Nice dubs!


happy thoughts

>>11534810
bury them with grandpa

Your fortune: Good Luck


Anonymous

the monster under my bed just broke into my house and killed me and my family for trying to make friends with it thanks for the advice therapy

happy thoughts

op got trolled by his therapist and died

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

if you're retarded how come you could spell autistic

was the test understanding what this asshole was taking about in a hypothetical situation, the basis of the question being "if you did not know what i was talking about would you know what i was talking about

>>11534882
i would say something like i cant believe psychology would trick me or lie or
but you would actually have to be mental handicapped to miss that
anyway you could go make one of these forums just for people like you and everybody would really love you for it and

>>11534872
yeah huh huh ... that's why you're here


I've lazily avoided getting my hair cut for almost a year<br>The longer you go without a hair cut, the more haircut anxiety you get

>>11534809
just shave it off thats what i do after not cutting it for a year

tie it in a ponytail on top of your head
then tie it again further away from your scalp
cut it all off where you tied it
shampoo and condition
you now have a no anxiety hairdresser friendly haircut

anonymous

>>11534820
not all skins are nazis!! my partner used to be a skinhead

Anonymous

>>11534847
nazis arent skinheads they're fat girls none of it was men it was all fat girls what the hell do i need to go to protect the interests of some fat girl fat girls really think the have it all but nobody thinks the are beautiful the people who do are lieing for the benefit of fat girls who are tricking them in to believing that it is going to help the other boys or the are sick in the head and want to inflict this on normal people

>>11534852
can you be schizo somewhere else thanks

>>11534853
either you're this far behind or you're sick in the head and want to inflict this upon me

>>11534853
actor. faggot. fat girl. you're on the wrong board and you shit the place up.


Garlic Salt

The Guinness Book of World Records is the only book I'll ever read.

Anonymous

>>11534898
Please stop disrespecting Elliot Page


>>11534929
I didn't need to see this anon. i loved this show when it came out.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11534932
everything must be sexualized
EVERYTHING

>>11534932
wait
what show is this
i thought it was a random picture like usual there

>>11535011
it's called breadwinners it was on cartoon network for a few years before they took it off the air

>>11534932
that show waz dogshit evn wen I wasa retarded kid I hated it

>>11534929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwo<wbr>_uM-FitE

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11535028
it was actually on nick

Your fortune: Outlook good


Trade offer

>>11534888

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11534896
...I regret nothing... *eugh* x_x


In 2025 it will become socially acceptable for white people to say nigger in public. Screencap this.


Fat bitches be like, “I’m a Libra” like bitch you worried about the wrong scale

hitori

>>11534976
what more witchcraft does she fortunes

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Anonymous

cuddling with the bocchi

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Catfish

I was gonna watch this shit but y'all niggas be posting it too much

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


hitori

>>11535000 (triple 0)

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

Russians don’t watch cp, they watch cccp!


Anonemouse

i have a gf now and shes lovess me very much :DDDD

Anonymous

>>11535076
i feel like that's supposed to imply something about your relationship

>>11535044
nice death doubles
>shes lovess me
is she?<s>

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ </s>

>>11535044
you can make sure she never cheats on you by locking her in the basement and you can make sure she doesnt hate you by installing a spinning hollow wheel for her to run inside

>>11535104
what the fuck can't the mouse do tasks for the mouse would probably love tasks

>>11535122
i like it i think i like you whether or not the mouse is real

>>11535132
:3 i cant post that video its too large which is a shame becaue i converted it 3 times i got it ready this moringing it was a video of somebody cutting down some traffic lights

Catfish

>>11535181
Or you could...post it on a site that allows higher bytes and link it here lole

Anonymous

>>11535190
hihihi higher bytes did you learn that at the computer school hahaha

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish

>>11535212
Nah I'm computer illiterate which is why I had my friend build my PC for me

Also most people super into like specs or shit are turbo autists I wouldn't get along with anyway so "shrug". I just want the best gaming rig that also uses KB+M. Literally only ever use controller for Devil May Cry games and Nier. As those games were designed around a controller

Anonemouse

>>11535231
you sound boring start doing drugs :D

Catfish

>>11535234
To my knowledge the only namefig whose posted videos of me jerking off doing lines of coke and crack but ass yea good times indeed.

Sheesh. Felt like a lifetime ago yet it was only 6 years

Anonymous

the law is to account for the idiot minority, we would not need speed limits or road laws if everybody was a good at driving


5 day tolerance break...... OVER!!!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


>take break from 4chan and Twitter for mental health
>it gets worse anyways
>come back after 3 days
lol
>who am I quoting

>>11535066
believing in pschology is what does that please say something real like radio electronic interference or agencies using analytic data
ou might as well just tell everybody that you are remote control toy for girls nobody likes

>>11535066
I deleted my twitter several years ago and it was a great decision
stop being a pussy and delete your account

happy thoughts

>>11535066
i don't get why people think 4chan or twitter are bad for mental health unless we are talking about specific boards or using twitter for politics. instagram and tiktok are far worse just for the sole reason you have no control over the stupid stuff you are exposed to. also reddit can be good if you just focus on the images and don't interact with anyone in there.

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

I made some art for my friends on the internet<br>do you like this art i made for my friends on the itnernet?

Whatalya'll think of that sexy piece? Hmmmm?

>>11535068
yes, I enjoy this insightful meditation on the modern condition


I don't like /bant/ or [s4s]. I just want /qa/ back.

sounds like more of a sidegrade than an improvement

>>11535145
I wish you could go back to /qa/ too


A friend asked me to draw jeff the killer obese

hitori

>>11535094
I guess those enlargement pills are working because you're twice the dick you were yesterday.

>>11535094
doctor ham and cheese sandwich please

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

He said thats hot and you should humiliate him more

happy thoughts

>>11535094
the obese masterpiece!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

I thought this was another one of that furfaggot's threads


mmmmm thankyou mommy

Catfish

Neat <br>But kirlia is my favorite so you lose! GOOD DAY SIR!

Bump

Teehee I bump dead threads :3 I'm a faggot ^^


Who even makes this crap

https://youtu.be/7uhfB5f-xM0?si=jWa<wbr>YMul8gsrqOEyh

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

probably the same type of people that endlessly output those strange gacha life videos

Catfish

>>11535165
Wuz dat *looks it up*
Eh. I can't hate that. it's young girls on tiktok. Wasn't far from me in my new grounds days infact I think we were far more retarded.

https://youtu.be/tbkMxzcPOvE?si=cUr<wbr>RY4jthJASm9AR


skribbol

somesnacks

https://skribbl.io/?N7CbXTUm<br>SKRIBBL GAME NIGHT JOIN NOW FAGS

Anonymous

>>11535121
ibut its thursday i'm jinigng

somesnacks

>>11535128
yall stopped doing it on saturday

Anonymous

>>11535129
>https://skribbl.io/?N7CbXTUm
it literally happened last saturday, but i was high af so i couldn't join

>>11535209
i did that too and i felt bad about it becaus i wanted to play
and i also didnt want to fall asleep

>>11535211
that was a different saturday

>>11535216
he didn't.. if you abandon the session, the link expires and makes you join a normie session..

>>11535237
i saw the op in the session and their friend didn't even know what [s4s] was

>>11535250
wait what? i literally just checked.. are you sure those were [s4s] users?

>>11535257
that was a lie
>>11535258
they're in the portugese girl thread there not really [s4s] users but they're here

>>11535270
dont you go around telling everbody how much you hate her

>>11535285
lili is rude she should be guillotined

>>11535287
can we all die on the same day together on the same day in some kind of a a all isolated occurrences and in different locations without leaving an evidence behind


hhey u like mentlely lel hikki girls dancing to denpa in a rhythm game with lots of localized 4channer memes right??

I don't think I've ever felt so called out by a marketing campaign before

the trailer for needy streamer made it look like a completely different game, far more story based and less tamogatchi, you can basically ignore all of the dialog and still play the game that's how little it matters

>>11535195
the dialogue is basically the entire point of the game though otherwise youre just looking at numbers go up and down

>>11535203
But all the endings are hinged on getting those numbers within specific ranges by the end of the game, but also not too high or low that you get one of the early endings, dialog doesn't play into this at all.

>>11535172
Yunyun syndrome? I prefer Yunyun Paradise.


wow.. I can't imagine having a micropenis smaller than my thumb, that must be rough no wonder he's so upset not a woman on earth that thing could please

Joke's on him he has an extremely tiny penis

>>11535201
you know i have pretty big thumbs and my flaccid penis can ggrow to about 700-1000% if its that cold outside

Catfish

>>11535204

But I still laughed so fucking hard

Anonymous

>>11535226
Your bar standard for humor is incredibly low the woman didn't even give a humorous reaction. I pity you

>>11535233
SHE MADE EYE CONTACT SHE IS GOING TO HAVE INTRUSIVE MEMORIES OF THAT MAN'S FACE AND THE SENSATION OF HIS PISS SPLASHING ONTO HER EARLOBE FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE HE RUINED THAT WOMAN'S WHOLE LIFE JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO PISS ON HER

Catfish

>>11535233
The look of horror on her face was the hilarious part
Coupled In with that dudes 3 inch dick is hahjaja

seuss

>>11535205
this tbh

if your proxemics are so bad, you can't sense imminent danger breathing right down your neck, then you deserve much worse than pee on your head

Your fortune: Good Luck

Catfish

>>11535253
Right girls should just get cummed on right Seuss??? Not like that's a felony like spitting on someone or anything. Weird sex obsessed creep nigger lol

>>11535262
Lol I'm not magick or Seuss Hhahah

Get out my pool kid

Anonymous

>>11535267
You’re on the same level as them lol
Just as weird, just as creepy

Catfish

>>11535271
Nah but I appreciate your attempt here's your reply have a nice gay

Anonymous

>>11535273
>have a nice gay
this is going hard as fuck bro what the HELL did you even just say to this guy lmaOOOOOOOOOOOOO


bedframe

this boybutte is better than EVREY girlbutte

Anonymous

>>11535263
lole I bet he’s never had sxe xD

Anal sex is a disgusting, unnatural abomination regardless of whose anus is being fucked. Anuses are for output only.

>>11535275
Checkmate evolution fag, anuses where DESIGNED with GSPOTS they did NOT evolve to POOP

anonymous

sometimes i wonder what it would be like if my partner put their grownup part in my butte and then moved backwards and forwards until i made a leaky mess

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11535260
how is he able to view his asshole without the mirror?<s>

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail</s>

>>11535260
Nice anus but this is poorly drawn so i will not fap my benis to this

Catfish

>>11535317
Most trap porn is mid. They either draw them as lolis with boy hair or boys with a cups

Idk anymore Japan is weird

https://nhentai.net/g/206734/

Anonymous

>>11535376
vampire sandwich と diet coca cola

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11535275
>Anal sex is a disgusting, unnatural abomination
so's yer mum

>>11535433
i do this and look like this irl

>>11535409
you take that back!
She may be an enormous hamplanet, but she's a nice lady

>>11535275
t. unenlightened cleuless muggel
anal eroticism is so esoteric

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11535288
probably poop

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


please punish me uwu


Garlic Salt

I'm your man. But you can call me The Pina Colada Slurpee King. The Don of 7/11. The dawning of a new day.


Catfish

A genuine Greek salad with green and purple olives? Fuck yes

Black olives can suck my dick

Anonymous

pizza.
iput it on the pizza

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11535012
my mfw face when when no furry gf

>>11535014
Black olives are good on pizza...


I completely severed ties with my father around 6 months ago<br>Should I call him?

>>11535302
What did yoshi do to you yosho?
What did he do!?

you're not going to fix it .dont even talk to the rest of them they'll only tell to him about you.cleave the country what does it even matter where you go now. you pretty much own the world believe me.

Catfish

If he hasn't called you then probably not. It depends if you or him were more fucked up in the disconnect of the relationship. The disconnected one should see if the other calls back if not fuck em
 But I'm vindictive and spiteful. If I were human I'd say it worth at least calling him and talking it out to see what happens.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11535308
I really like monke spinning lole
>>11535309
It was me who blocked him because he's such a pain in the ass
He's a nothing more than a pretentious leech who's so full of himself and is going to criticize you while being a worthless piece of shit
When we went together to his friend's house, they were talking behind my back when I went to the toilet of how I was useless and unattractive
Afterwards when we were supposed to celebrate my birthday drinking together and eating fish he said that he actually wants to spend time with my sister instead but I can join them if I want to (and that happend as I was near the restaurant)
That was the straw that broke the cammel's back
Have been ghosting him since even when he's knocking on the door during weekends uninvited
What a waste of energy, sanity and resources honestly

Catfish

>>11535321
Grow up and tell him you don't want to be his friend anymore then. Ghosting is a woman's Gambit

Anonymous

>>11535330
I told him to fuck off during our last conversation and them blocked him
Maybe he's too thick in the head and he didn't get the message since he keeps harassing me
Perhaps I should remind him

Catfish

>>11535335
Maybe you should be an adult and tell him you no longer want to be friends. Assuming he's still knocking at your door anyway. If he stops that then he for the picture.

Sounds like some odd larp anyway lol..I don't trust no one here and their stories anymore.

Anonymous

>>11535338
I wish this was a larp
This type of an obsessive toxic person isn't someone whom you can just tell to gtfo
He most likely doesn't even understand that he ruins people's lives
I would probably have to beat him up in order for him to get the memo

Catfish

>>11535356
Toxic people only deserve to be cut ties with. I'm toxic, so I know this. I care no more for your explanation or backloging of it. Be rid of them.

We will pepper you with lies of "I'll get better just stay with me" and some go the other more vain route: "you're nothing without me"

Hah ok I'm not that toxic. I'm just mean. Truly toxic individuals are indeed only out for themselves now so they realize the turmoil or burden they tax others with.

I learned this from a toxic guy his name was uhh.. vault? Vraud? Can't remember. Started with a v tho


Anonymous

They're onto me boys. They know about the furry-futa-loli-brap-vore-piss-scat<wbr>-blacked-femboy-guro-yaoi-slime-ins<wbr>ectoid-hand holding porn I've been watching. I'll have to go into hiding now.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

i got an email like this once that claimed to have footage of me beating my meat to weird porn, believable if i had a webcam :/// <br>im gonna blog post now. last night i had a dream that I was beating dick outside of a house and someone saw me but just laughed and I was invited in and didn't know anyone but felt like i knew them and nobody said anything they were just being friendly and I felt extremely embarrassed to be there


You little basterd!!

taco kid really hops on google and types in “family guy bdsm porn”

seuss

>>11535383
the weird thing is that there's so little of it on rule34

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11535383
that's his daily hobby too, I cannot imagine the mindset for this

I have trucker friends who are not mentally challenged like him


Racist Waifu (Hiyori Minagi)

10 New Cities to Make America Great Again.
"Custer"
"Rushmore City"
"Waynesville"
"Metropolis"
"Port Liberty"
"Justice"
"Moorestown"
"Davistown"
"Leesburg"
"Trump City"
OUR FUTURE BEGINS TODAY!


>>11535414
retard incel (not you thats the language)

Sometimes I think that but I also wonder if I really want to lose sentience.


clean your room

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11535415
Clean my penis with your mouth lole

seuss

>>11535415
turned into a bully I see

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11535421
:3
>>11535447
it is good for the mental health to have a clean room sometimes you just need a little push


Daily Bible Verse 5/28/2024


LOOOOOOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

seuss

>>11535456
wow that is so sexy!!

I'm gonna jerk off to that!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

steph kegels - Google Search - Pin on Glasses.jpg

steph kegels - Google Search - Steph Kegels from Camden High School - Classmates.jpg

Anonymous

>>11535456
I hate that when it comes to sex the only thing liberals care about is consent. It's always "consent this" and "consent that". like fuck, if I want to stick my dick in something I don't need to spend the time making sure I get "consent", I just fuck! anything else is fucking stupid and gay, am I right?

>>11535456
if consent can by retroactively rescinded then there's no fucking point to it.

pedophiliac incest rape is the best <3_<3

>>11535488
Dubs of rape!
Anon... want to meet outside s4s? I have an urge to rape you

>>11535988
I wana brapes too TwT
I can rp as a little girl or boy


you are cute retard that is all what counts

you are perfaps the smartest on the board

can we discuss the ethical and moral implications of sex with retards? it's uncomfortable to discuss but retards have sex drives too. can they not consent to sex? I've definitely seen some cute tard-girls that I would like to fuck, would that be considered rape even if they said yes? definitely something we need to think about because I really want to fuck a retard.

posting on s4s makes you a genius either way.

>>11535465
you are in the top 16% of humans

85% is pretty good, I wouldn't worry about it

dont worry about it u cant post on s4s unless u have a very high iq<br>the board software wont activate for low iq posters unless you spoof a high iq ip

>>11535486
>/mu/ is not one of the smartest boards on the site
maybe it was ten years ago or whatever but now it isn't

>>11535501
ah crap I accidentily put an arrow when I wasn't quoting anyone

>>11535507
heyyy I kno a really gud song by those guys ^-^

>>11535507
Incorrect I've literally never listened to that album I mostly listen to rap and electronic music

>>11535491
no meme arrow therefore you say this and look like this

>>11535501
It was just as retarded 10 years ago.

>>11535491
they have negative iq

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11535507
it's a potato

Your fortune: Bad Luck


The Bune Raven Thread

Sup Bune Heads, welcome to today's Bune Raven thread! Today's thread is brought to you by Squarespace, use code BUNE at checkout for a 20% discount!

this is really boring. is it okay if i post a meme in this, otherwise, meme free thread?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

wait what happened to the emotionally unstable femcel? I was gonna ask her to be my gf

what happened to the buneutially unbuned raven?

this is what the typical bune raven poster actually looks like in IRL life


furfagmaster

Everyone who is mean to me deserves to get their head ripped off with the spine still attached to it Mortal Kombat style

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

Nazis and Democrats only differ on one point.

>>11535495
why is it that only MAGAs have swastika flags?

>>11535498
but [s4s] is better. /pol/ has been taken over by russian bots so it's lame now

>>11535495
The Nazis weren't "Socialist" any more than the "Democratic People's Republic of Korea" is "democratic" or "the people's" or a "republic".

Nazis were almost as happy to shoot leftists as they were Jews (and they basically viewed them as being more or less a part of the same crowd).

>>11535503
the democrats aren't really socialists either. Sure, their supporters may be, but the politicians would much prefer a fascist style economy.

>>11535498
>>11535500
>>11535510
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP<wbr>OPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOʻOOLLLLLLLLLLLL@!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOʻOOOOOOOO000000<wbr>OOOLLLLLĹLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

>>11535495
Don't forget the lunatic fringe of the Property Party.


up all night up all night!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


>>11535490

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11535533
>>11535688
dubs checked

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


me when there's a bomb planted in my body that will explode if i stop moving my feet and i really need to take my shoes off

nou
ik heb wel trek in een stuk kaas

gooeeeei morgen


My Thought

Annoymous

Not sure if I'm at the right board to post, but wouldn't it be funny if MartianBattleplan did a labor pain simulation challenge on Twitch to react of what labor feels like? I mean this is just a suggestion video idea for him but I just don't know if that seems like a weird challenge?


Catfish

I'm going to jerk off like 14 times again tonight mark my words

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

if you cum in ur washing machine ur cum becomes integrated into ur clothes

Catfish

>>11535521
No test of stamina this is something that..

Something's going to suffer. And I know the easiest, closest thing

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Ok I fapped twice now my anxiety kinda faded think I'm good now sorry for the false emergency

>>11535619
It'd be nice to see that flop around while he got owned from behind

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11535619
Except he's hard as a rock so it wouldnt flop more like just let out thick globs of precum

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11535517
Don’t hurt urself
Like I have before jerking it on meth or adderall for 10+ hours…oof ouchie
I’ve seen all the porn

Catfish

>>11535634
This is being honest and not some larp like hurr I'm so virile but Ive don't that before multiple times while I was 16-17 and still don't now
Well not the 10 hours gooning more like nutting mad times

It's a really weird I was gooning on Adderall and weed when I was 17 long before gooning was a term lel only issue is you can't sleep cuz u shut your eyes and see porn and wanna go again
Shits crazy

Anonymous

This is extremely sick, go get treated or get a job

Catfish

>>11535657
lol

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

My name don't show up sometimes but it's ok cuz no would care anyway

Oh I never mentioned this but I'm fact I may need to vocaroo cuz it's too much to type

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11535719
 No I can prolly type it: I had this dream last night I was digging this giant fish monster in the ocean that looked like the orphan of Kos and I kept tryna backstab it and it drug my underwater and as I swam up it chased me tryna swallow me whole then when it got to half health it turned into something far more monstrous for words even tho it already looked like Kos then it was whippinge back n forth and I'm spam stafing and i finally got it tob10% but my dream cucked me out of "god slain" text and I ended up fleeing the rest of it's trashing body up into this pier House but I was wear something was in there and looked around and inspected some fallout comic book then opened a door
And it wouldn't open from my side then some monster came out and I stabbed him the eye and.behind him was this girl I wanted to save but I woke up after repeatedly stabbing him the eye

Tldr the most intense, greatest dream I've ever had. Most would be terrified but I was damn exhilarated

>>11535735
Oh yea had a dream I was at some concert and Bill Burr, Norton and vos were in the crowd and I talked to them lol

Weirdo ass dreams but I enjoy them. Also some novice black comic was teasing me with white ppl jokes tho he knew he was dull of shit and I hoked back "yea
.white people eat babies I know '

>>11535735
This is important to the mental visulation I was fighting it not fishing it. Like I was IN the ocean

Fucking autocorrect sucks my cock


Anonymous

>>11535608
can you pls fuck off thanks
i do not need that negativity in my life


I don't understand how when a leader declares war, the entire country doesn't collectively agree to kill that leader and replace him/her with a non-chimp brain

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11535535
if no one goes to war there is no war

>>11535535
it's because of propaganda and nationalism, which has to be counteracted in order for that to happen, and that leader would still have the police and military to defend them.

>>11535545
I'm saying why isn't it a natural reaction for the police and military to have the same impulse
>aw shucks the prez wants to go to war shame we gotta ice him buy thems the breaks


brownies are done anon uwu

come have some I made them just how you like, extra chocolatey and gooey x3

Magick

>>11535794
Classic BBC daddy please fuck my 7 year old daughter

Anonymous

I'm about to make some brownies myself~

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Garlic Salt

People who look upon sadness with contempt are contemptible people who see other people successfully defeating contempt within themselves.


Anonymous

dad get out<br>i'm getting ready for my date with jamal

Magick

pathetic failed thread with not even a single reply


Anonymous

irrelevant timewasting cofeve for (you)?


I want to give love to someone so bad, it feels like I'm going to break. I often have fantasies about having a beautiful and cute girlfriend, and being able to give a type of love so tender and sincere to her, it honestly feels kinda cringe to talk about. Giving kisses on her forehead while gently holding the back of her head, tell her I love her more than anything in this world, sleeping with her head on my shoulder and making her feel protected and safe, hug her while telling her everything will be alright, and other cringe ideas. Please hear me out on this one. I often think about how autistic girls are more cute too. Imagine having an incredibly cute girl excitedly explain to you some random useless lore with a smile in her face capable of outshining the sun. I'm so fucking cooked.

>>11535636
I used to be like that but then I had a longterm relationship with a bpd girlfriend and she just abused me horribly, emotionally, mentally and physically to the point where I'm afraid to be in another relationship and actively avoid any form of human companionship

404-444 OP4

>>11535650
it’s so easy just gaslight urself into thinking u have feelings 4 some1 tehn watch it all fall apart lole ^~^

Anonymous

>>11535636
I do this with my gaming wife.
She's real.

>>11535636
don't care didn't ask + ratio + ur gay + kys


seuss

>>11535572
now I can legally get you wet!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11535684
lmao

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

seuss

>>11535816
someone actually laughed at one of my jokes!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11535834
I laugh at a lot of your jokes

seuss

>>11535863
thank you, you're so kind :^)

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Homosexual

Anonymous

gay people like: "Mmm doodoo fartbutter *eats literal feces and invents 20 new STDs*

>>11535661
nice try, we all know that was you last week you big ol shitbaby

>>11535661
Forget that noise, what's your guys favorite cookie? For me it's them chewy chocolate chip cookies

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Why do homo faggots like to shitsmaxx so much, yuck!

>>11535709
my grandmas chocolate chip cookies r teh best! ^-^


when somone bakes you cookies, remember to blush and giggle. when someone scratches behind your ears, remember to moan and squirm! gratitude is expressed in everything. it is a detestable mistake just to suck up love like a big old dry sponge.


Anonemouse

im so anxious lol im shaking lol kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kille me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me

Anonymous

yeah i heckin love outkast<br>you got a problwem with that?

It's gonna be okay. It always is. turn on a fan and lay down and relax.


>>11535723
extremely los blissful

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Catfish

Still better than seeing magick or avocado post

Least this nigger admits he sucks cock lol

Magick

>>11535761
Lol whitebois are just mad their 7 year old daughters want BBC

Anonymous

>>11535783
you should really just change your name to bbc guy

Magick

>>11535798
Isn't it odd how whenever magick posts there's also "anons" talking about magick? Lol BBC my daughter "picture of bunny"


seuss

>>11535795
women are carnivores

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Anonymous

tonight I had lamb and salad for dinner

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Magick

Should've shared some BBC with your 7 year old daughter

Anonymous

>>11535801
did you have mint jelly with the lamb? come to think of it that may not be a very common condiment here in the States


were you tryna post a picture of ur mom lol


The latest scandalous quote from a K-POP IDOL: "Ricedicks? No thanks, only big German sausages for me."

>>11535857
im german and my penis is not that big

>>11536027
Now my headcannon is that Avogado poster has a big giant borderline-unusable level monster cock and I don't like it


It's a world of players, and I'm the game.

>>11535887
I'm in PAYNE right now.

I haven't taken a shit in 5 days


saving [s4s]

How to save [s4s]:
bump Magick posts
make Magick threads
say something about boys being pathetic
use dots in your posts like this... .. .

Your fortune: Average Luck

>How to save [s4s]:
>bump Magick posts
>make Magick threads
>say something about boys being pathetic
>use dots in your posts like this... .. .

discord reddit social-media soy tagme-565.png

>>11535884
wat if u put dots like dis,,,,, coz thats what I do

>>>11535888
>>>11535884 (OP)
>wat if u put dots like dis,,,,, coz thats what I do

1347 - arm balding glasses hand hands_up open_mouth soyjak stubble template variant wewjak.png

>>11535886
>discord bad because it's external to 4cuck even doe sharty is external to 4cuck

>>11535919
sometimes I get a huge girl boner for one namefig for like a month and then I move on, u are my current obbsession.... ... .. .


>>11535899 (dubs)
cartman grille

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

bouncing gif no brows smiling solo wholesome wholesome soyjak-2757.gif


I think I've made some mistakes with my life

whys this bitch use a different shot glass for every shot is she stupid

smirkyfella

>>11535902
Pls remembered the happi dai!!! we love you fren.


Anonymous

why is he gooning to the twitch categories page what's hot about that?

>>11536023
it might be to prolong his gooning session because hes watching twitch occasionally and then gooning simultaneously ^ _^

>>11536025
well im a professional gooner and that doesn't make sense

>>11536025
U know a lot about gooning for a Christian :0

>>11536023
Whenever I'm edging, I keep some YT videos in another tab to watch when I need to stop stroking and let my dick calm down. He's probably doing the same thing.


Cartoons aren't art. They're corporate products designed by committees and child psychologists to maximize merchandise sales and syndication views for specific demographics, directed by executives who seek to maximize profit with the least effort possible.

Trulli Tales _ Better working together! 💪 _ Cartoons for kids 2-35 screenshot.png

>>11535936
your definition of art is dum

>>11535936
And it's working! I want to fuck them (ӦvӦ｡)


>>11535949
Everyone is this pic is drawn horribly. Fuck, it took me a good ten seconds to realize who far left even was.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11535955
that's completely besides the point


Peter Parker doesn’t get enough credit for being a very talented tailor.

Booshiii

It makes sense because spiders are good at making their webs, so naturally peter would have super sewing power.

Anonymous⋆

>>11535999 (dubs)
>>11536018
Did he shot his costume using his own web?

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

POV: me, if I were you, if I were me (in theory)


smirkyfella

I haven't bathed in a week, I accidently had a wet dream last night but didn't feel bothered to change my shorts, I also peed my shorts when trying to use the toilet. overall, I would rate my personal hygiene level at a respectable sewer hobo.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11536033
hygiene is giga cringe normie shit unironically

i have to shower twice a day because i live in a fuckhot area and if i dont my bed feels like a stickytrap


I comletely sevred ties with my Yosho aroud 6 months ago<br>Should I call hm? S!!!!

Do not call, do not redeem 1999 time machine ride.


Moving swiftly through the waters
Cannons blazing as she came
Brought a mighty metal warlord
Crashing down in sheets of flame
Sensing victory was nearing
Thinking fortune must have smiled
People started cheering

"Come on, Thunder Child!"


>>11534933
Dubs of healthy fiber intake!

oh god i wish. i've caught something and i just had the worst liquid shit session of my life

Catfish

I feel like I've truly been blessed by Nurgle lately. Das all ill say

Anonymous

I'm living the IBS lifestyle and every poop I take is runny, watery diarrhea poop. It's actually awesome, because it means I can just poop in the shower and it goes straight down the drain, no stomping required/

>>11534933
This image contains a moderate amount of skovmoj energy


Magick

testosterone is a neurotoxin

uhh duhh look at me I'm a boy

happy thoughts

>>11535864
so that's why they call it toxic masculinity

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11535864
making boys cum is so easy lole, they're so stupid and clueless
once you make them spurt they basically belong to you for life, they're like lost puppies hehhehe


>>11536123
why? i discovered the garlic powder recently and putting that on kraft dinner might be my new favourite food

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

i put garlic on almost everything but water go fuck yourself


>>11535894
excuse me, who are you quoting?


>>11530755
>>11530988
dubs checky!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11531000
trips

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

checking my're fortune in a blessede thread

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11532676
Nothing but good luck in this thread!!!!

>>11533618
nobody fights alone in such a family

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11533655
dubs check!
pat pat lol

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11533666
ebil trips!
*sip*

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11533831
hehehe

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11534499
dubs check!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11534521
>>11534866
let's show /bant/-tan how to pat a spikedog!

>>11533854
daily reminder that Spikeman is on every package of Top Kek

me and my wife bant-tan kissing!
>>11534934
beauty personified ;_;

>>11534866
>>11534877
dubs checky!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

hitori

>>11530755
why hugs and kisses are OK but handshakes and whistles toothpicks are not?

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11534947
could u draw keksandra kissing /bant/-tan's feete :^)
or if not /bant/-tan, /e/-tan's boots lole

>>11535031
yet another request added to the pile T_T
i will get to it as soon as i can but wont make my wife bant-tan kiss anyone's feet (`ー´)

they were framed

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11535771
innocente animale

Your fortune: Bad Luck


copy one two niner niner requesting immediate AAA on two bandits four o’clock low

this is air traffic control
you're gay
over

Catfish

>>11536069
Lol

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

>>11536048
Good artists outgrew it and all you had left were low quality amateur trash and gross extremely specific fetish art drawn by ppl with autism spectrum disorder.

it all started with a ninja shanking an alien...

>>11536048
it got some soulless redesigns

>>11536049
>>11536080
these were all good things
>>11536065
this

Your fortune: Good Luck

Gradual hypocritical censorship of artists<br>Demonic search function that buries everything unless you saved the artist name, link, or art itself.

Autistic children using the internet without their parent's guidence

>>11536188
umm that's what went right silly


Suck it fat Basterd!!


>>11534943

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11536072
how's it goin in there little buddy


Magick

piss, my piss to be specific<br>yes you have to you do have to drink it yes

Anonymous

*spits out*
ewww sex offender piss tastes gwoss

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

[adult swim]

>>11535353
She can piss in my mouth any day i’ll be her toilet


Anonymous

esfores I wanna buy an AMD graphics card for my Ryzen 7600X<br>Which model would be the best?

Catfish

I feel like there's an entire board dedicated to this
And I'm not saying it like hurr go post there, it's just more likely you'll find better help

Or autistic squabbling. Who knows.

Anonymous

>>11535005
more money put into it=better grafix
this is why you dont buy used as the cheap price degrades grafix

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11535005
AMD? ok, try the brand new AMD RTX 4070 :)
i heard it's good!<s>

Your fortune: Good Luck</s>

>>11535005
u should buy nvidia ray tracing x 500900
it has kuda kores

hitori

>listen to your heart

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

I'm going to buy a 3 fan 7700 xt
>>11535095
>>11535113
no I will not buy overpriced nv*dia garbage
AyyMD FTW

>>11535005
>for my Ryzen 7600X
what dis that part matter just buy the shitty NVIDIA one everybody uses everything is surplus to requirements you can get away with using 1gb graphics cards honestly whats the point

>>11535248
I want to play vidya
I might as well keep using integrated instead of an ancient nvidia

>>11535255
intergrated graphics are worse because they put extra load on resources which are important you're better off using the 1gb graphics card for $20

i couldn't justify paying like 50% more for a performance increase of 20%-30% so i bought a 6750 xt<br>even that was a waste cause i don't play games anyway


I've lazily avoided getting my hair cut for almost a year<br>The longer you go without a hair cut, the more haircut anxiety you get

>>11536227
you're almost free. just keep going and you'll never need a haircut again.


>>11536034
edgar! your skins hanging off your bones!

hitori

>>11536034
remember I told you that already! pass me the chainsaw

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


Damdloons

Anonymous

I love damdloons, sometimes I wish I could be blown off by the wind carrying my nice energy and spreading the whimsical joy they bring out of everyone. If you were a damdloon what would you wish to be able to do?

dandelion leaves are edible and nutritious

>>11535616
if that's what you really look like, then please kill you'reself

>>11535616
you are beautiful... i can imagine you tickling everything you touch... devilish...

I am a dandy lion already

Your fortune: Good Luck


magical girl form

wish

ive been smoking weed everyday (lol) is that healthy

Anonymous

for you yea
<s>

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail</s>

>>11536261
smoke weed everyday

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11536296
the dogg neck?

Your fortune: Bad Luck


>>11535088
this is my sexual fantasy except humans instead of cats

why would you think of jeffrey epstein when you see a happy family of cats...


wish

having a bf is the best feeling in the world <br>i love him so much

Anonymous

There's no boyfriend, quite like Gaston!

>>11535138
Imagine him messaging you to let you know he just got a new deadlift PB

wish

>>11535151
papa said it hot that i blog about him

Anonymous

Why is wish pretending to be basil or chups or whatever the fuck his name is now

wish

in bed gettin ready to sleep<br>papa wana take me to Vegas soon he say

>>11535116
hi basil i also love my girlfriend a lot and lots


seuss

>>11536244
>>11536295
there's more to soldiering than being a footman

Your fortune: Outlook good


happy thoughts

>>11535546
yes this is what hitler was going for

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11535546
Kill kill kill kill kill kill

dude mad that he aint a blonde blue eye gigacutie


what a stupid cow big booba honk honk big titty gets big bitty BITCH has nice TITS squeeze them like im making orange juice


>>11535336
pallas cat more like cool epic cat :D

>>11535336
Gosh anon let me out please let me out anon. :(


LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOʻOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OʻOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOOOOOOOOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPOOLLLĹLLL<wbr>LLLLL!!!!!!


seuss

>>11536241
it's weird when little girls want you to be happy more than your mom does

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

hitori

>>11536254
that's when your mom's ass becomes more than a suggestion

Your fortune: Average Luck

seuss

>>11536257
now it's your duty to sniff out the injustice of ass

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

hitori

>>11536260
that's more than a duty it's an immediate necessity as I even out of glow caz my friend blocked me beside being unfairly fat

Your fortune: Good Luck

seuss

>>11536266
fat people are cute sometimes :^)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

hitori

>>11536268
I'll surely prove my eloquent cuteness and funny in a short period of time ...big changes are coming

Your fortune: Bad Luck

seuss

>>11536307
Are you a fan of cute and funny?

Your fortune: Good Luck

hitori

>>11536311
I kill people for a living tho I just happened to save the some time but it's just another day in the office .to provide a better service for my clients

seuss

>>11536315
oh man, I don't wanna get murdered

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

hitori

>>11536315
it has to all under the law caz no-one is above the law

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11536320
yeah it's proven that some deared ones have fallen but people don't understand I do have mercy and friends sometimes get to get it first it's not corruption nor a weakness ,what's beyond its far more important

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

seuss

>>11536326
at least you can sympathize with the dead

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

hitori

>>11536320
it's wrong for me to say I do this or that caz it's on deeper unconscious level so I just behave and give advices

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11536331
let's forget this topic as it's not very interesting

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11536331
we are going to kick some ass that's for sure

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

seuss

>>11536334
>>11536338
>>11536340
this has turned into an endemic conversation

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

hitori

>>11536342
yes it's just a coincidence that the buzz is late
boring

Your fortune: Outlook good

seuss

>>11536357
hot fuzz is always annoying

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Anonymous

eww they're all hags *presses button that opens bottomless pit beneath them*

>>11536388
le joke is it isn't a joke guize XD


wish

i dont like niggers btw,, please dotn assosciate me with the cringe bbc culture. i could never let a lowly ape touch my strawberry princess body,, eww,, who do they think they are??? theyre nothing but slaves,, LOL

tea fren

secure trips now or something might happen tylenol related

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Anonymous

I tried to squat discipline once and tore my hamstring, NOT WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!

this is for the people the want you <br>getting high on violence baybby


Silly, I've always loved you. Always. You'll never know how badly I wanted to be yours, and you be mine. But... You deserve better. I'm not a good person. I pray you find endless happiness.

>>11534981
how would the person ur directing this message to, ever know it was meant for them? give a sign, at least.

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

i'm a lot of things and a person may not be one of them

>>11534981
have i ever called anybody babe in m life and do i seem like the type of person who would start calling anybody by a pet name

>>11535037
i'll be honest i'm letting blood now but i'm trying to be good about it. i got into some altercations too and i'm not that weak for somebody built like a cruel joke about women.

here are some more words i found for IT
staring blankly at the wall
yves saint laraunt marketing strategist
fat girls literally its fat girls
whoever it is making money off of this
whatever it is slipknot were talking about until 2006
witchcraft
gay grooming
I'll be honest with you the global elite do not seem like they want this to happen to them
definitely real look at americans on social media

Anonymous

>>11535034
define person as the identity in which you currently represent
define identity as a combined set of characteristics which together represent the intention of referencing the abstract model that contains the associated memory of the set of observable actions in which the identity enacts
define sign as a reference to the identity that the one with the assigned memory could identify with certainty
to direct a message is to define a sign with the intention of achieving mutual recognition by the aforementioned identity
or: stop being so confusing and just give a method of direct contact already

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

croatians
br*tish tradition
the emo wars
a radio
EW
REI
seppuku
demons
paganism
god
hippies

>>11535045
the word you're thinking of is entity

Anonymous

>>11535049
ok just change the word in your head to whatever the word i was supposed to write was because im trying my best here ok and the idea remains the same
please stop littering your ghosts everywhere

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

gay retards
catholics
the nigger doing impressions of dead kurt cobain on my hifi system
haunting
entities
disembodied voices
ghosts
asian wife related dementia

>>11535054
(it may not be the asian wife herself but she comes with it especially in northern Europe)

Anonymous

>>11535053
should i stay in the good boy corner and shlit my wrists because i'm telling you as challenging as it may be to end your own life, it is not chellenging, scary, magical, anything special, to make somebody else stop doing that to me forever

>>11535058
yeah imagine i already knew about this happening and i don't much like any of the next part

>>11535069
in real life it doesn't come with a child bride or anything which you'd probably think sounds cool

>>11535072
i'm not 14 any more can you pick a new character and fuck off until i get my own one episode which lasts from about the end of one day until midday the next day and all i do is supply arms to children and dogma

>>11535077
i'm probably still my own favorite character and that does not bode well for the curse because that means i'm probably a lot of peoples favorite character

>>11535077
ok you make the bombs out of fireworks and glue and the explosion needs to do something other than move air unless its a very big bomb can i retire now

>>11535099
the ai will most likely vote itself into power , kill itself and a few people who were responsible for it, or it will be following a script the intelligence part will be useless and it will still want to die.


Gosh dad, what are you lame or something?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11535590
did you forget to type the name in the namefield?

>>11535591
no I'm trying to emulate different posters and see the reaction to what kind of posts are closer to sh*t 4cuck says culture

>>11535599
yay, I think you did a better job than my thread since the scene playing out in my threade is less descriptive and more empty than yours, good job acogad6

>>11535603
just spend more time with magick or on slut4sale.com

They are literally mad over that.<br>Like actually honestly mad.