Booshiii

>>11528116
I went hiking like 3 times and didn't see a single frog nobody on earth has had it as bad as me

Yuji Sakai

>>11528133
i've seen them in the water as a kid but never anywhere on ground or shores

Anonymous

>>11528133
i was in the woods with a friend once and we found a bullfrog and he killed it with a pinecone

>>11528116
that's the scene from the legend of passover


seuss

What's better, life experience or theorycrafting with legal matters?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Anonymous

Shut the fuck up you absolute lobotomite. You think adding your poorly edited Skyrim makes this funny? What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "oof" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny OOF 100! Its so funny and quirky because its a roblox noise right guys? Hahah skyrim reference!! Shut the fuck up you absolute fucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.

I'm Hungbulk the impregnator. I fled my orc stronghold and the shackles of my duties to seek glory on the battlefield and find peace in the wildness of skyrims nature. a tool once, no more will my days be occupied by inseminating every female tribe member. a slave twice, I broke my bond with malacath and my kin. soon now, liberated thrice I will venture into the wilds and live life finally unbound and free

>>11528379
THANK YOU HUNGBULK THE IMPREGNATOR

pro tip: if you dont tell them your name, thaey cant execute you!

Catfish

It's frightening how dense Morrowinds world building and lore are compared to Skyrim

I think people just mod that game to jerk off to


Pee-Taa stop it you basterd

Anonymous

>Pee-Taa stop it you basterd
>Bring Chris in here!!!

fuck it I'm desperate this will have to do

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>>11528352 #
>I said beat it!!! GET LOST!


Catfish

"this is jack"

Whoa

https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg?si=XuE<wbr>kBjBJXljfqJ69

https://youtu.be/J4YRYMfxKBo?si=G_r<wbr>XJZ5cKiVR27o9

Glasha is dank too. Servals are annoying and and caracals are assholes. Total meme cats

Anonymous

>>11528360
this is fake. the cat did not move their head like that.


their knees are about the same size so it just means that bitch is fat as hell

Do women really

Your fortune: Outlook good

all I want is a chubby, nerdy gf with no bpd, why is that so hard to find?

>>11528400
Almost all women these days are bpd birth control, television and other shit has something to do with it.

Catfish

>>11528464
Social media also women's worth to them comes from their looks so they are insecure and backstabbing and feel empty because they're more socially driven than men but men are happy to be alone and we read and work on our minds and souls while women just want clout and attention

>>11528465
"Trad" is a meme but it's true. A woman from Oklahoma or Texas will say without question "I love my man. He built our house and works hard for us"

Meanwhile in the cities: omg men are cringe wtf but I'll fuck one that's hot on a one night stand ugh why is my soul so empty aaa

Anonymous

>>11528321
it literally makes me feel sick when this happens and i bet he says he 'loves' her and finds her attractive too. he fucking liar, what is he scared the radio will get louder if he is honest?

>>11528492
Things gay schizophrenics say

Catfish

>>11528492
Men love fat women
Well I do..

Anonymous

>>11528521
youd fuck anything with a hole though so that doesn't say much. Also you, a man LOL!

Catfish

>>11528536
Yea ur right a testosterone overdosed bpd alcoholic who has psychotic episodes of horny wouldn't Dick any hole proposed to him..yeeee ure right

Anonymous

>>11528465
you've namefigged for years you don't get to comment on this matter

>>11528465
that reminds me of a fun idea for a threadd

>>11528521
>>11528512
would i rather have sex with a girl who is unattractive, makes me uncomfortable (like sex with men so ithhat is gay sorry) and bigger than me (like men) (gay, sorry) or just not have a girlfriend (not gay)

Catfish

>>11528639
They look so smug like ahhah look at me inside 1000 situps a day just to impress women but I could knock all of them outnhahhhahahahhh

Anonymous

>>11528321
I hate fatties, and I really fucking hate the cucks who tolerate this shit.

>>11528556
I'm a bbw, would you dick me down? :3

>>11528321
fat girls are disgusting predators

>>11528847
lose some weight you fat fuck

>>11528922
dont talk to me an do not think it would be really nice to brain telephone me bcause you are fat and lonely
i dont want you
i dont want to look at you b

>>11528654
having a body you would be proud of its not to be shunned, why are you all that profoundly intimidated by this stuff? (im not that fit however)


hewwo anons, whats ur opinion on the comic sans font?


>heh, he has sharty images saved on his computer

seuss

>>11528345
look at me, I am the blue man now!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>that website is all girls two boys post there one is gay and the other is grooming the children

>Sharty images is an instant panty dryer

>>11528628
when users from those websites arrive my bleeding eye ball and brain headache get worse and the only thing which can fix it is sacrifice of blood

>>>11528628 #
>when users from those websites arrive my bleeding eye ball and brain headache get worse and the only thing which can fix it is sacrifice of blood

>>11528634
yes thats almost exactly the same type of thing

>yes thats almost exactly the same type of thing

>>11528634
literal child, atleast wait untill your age is in two digits before you post here


WE DON'T STOP
WE ROCK THE SPOT
WE DON'T QUIT
GET READY THIS IS IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X2<wbr>QztU74pA

tea fren

>meet crush
>lose mind
>lurk 16 hours a day
>flat on back with tablet
>do this for 9 months
>get strange aches and pains
>feel tired
>poor diet and eating habits
>lots of coffee and booze and cigarettes
>dude wtf why tired?

it will be remembered as "the nine months lurk"
kind of like "the 30 years' war"
i will not advise this kind of lurk for anyone.
there's going hard.
and then there's going too hard.
got my supplements up to snuff.
gotta keep moving. (picrel)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dBKjx<wbr>wh9YTA&pp=ygUgcmlnaHQgYmFjayB3aGVyZ<wbr>SB3ZSBzdGFydGVkIGZyb20%3D

an object in motion must stay in motion.
(picrel)

be back later.

*sip*

Your fortune: Good Luck


Catfish

Whys holding her by the ponytail that's my fetish

Anonymous

i love developing new fetishes <3_<3 corrupt me, senpai!


G8rH8r need advice

TAQUITO KID

I been eyeballing Traeger grill there on sale home depot.
I love smoked meats but this concerns me.....thoughts?

In short, smoked meat is contaminated meat.

When you hear the term “contaminated food,” you might imagine clear signs of nastiness, like a bad taste, a foul odor or a weird color. But here’s the trouble with smoked meats: The same process that makes them taste so good also contaminates them.

“The smoke itself is a source of contaminants that can be harmful,” Culbertson explains. Harmful substances called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) and heterocyclic amines (HCAs) fo

Though grilled and pan-fried meats can also lead to the formation of PAHs and HCAs, studies show that smoking leads to higher levels of contamination. During the smoking process, the smoke both creates these substances and carries them onto the surface of the meat.

“These compounds are created when fluids and fat drip from the meat onto the heat source and as a byproduct of the smoke,” Culbertson says. “Aromatic rings are formed, creating these harmful compounds that are transported to the meat from the smoke.”

Catfish

Wow who would imagine using metal grates and gas would have harmful side effects

Durrrr

TAQUITO KID

>>11528387
You get your protein from other men.

Anonymous

>>11528387
Charcoal is the only way to grill

Catfish

>>11529401
Yea no shit Shrek out my grill

>>11529534
Ill prolly just uh.. pick it back up

Taquito kid

>>11529538
O yea well what if your grilling+ I put it out like this!!@

Catfish

>>11529556
Knock u the fuck out + Willy Wonka

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11528382
I wouldnt suggest buying traeger it’s like paying for name brand batteries instead of the cheap ones, u r just paying extra for the name the factory slaps on there
but you should get an offset smoker the same style and not an upright smoker, upright smoker u get all the Smokey flavor but it’s hard to get a good bark
As far as that “Culbertson” guy he sound like a liberal soiboi science worshiper that prob only eats tofu so I wouldn’t worry about it


furfagmaster

no furshit today because I woke up sick

rate my cacti

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Catfish

You live in the damn desert you should have fucking octopi...cacti!

And grow me some peyote

seuss

>>11528385
avogadoposter is still better than catfish!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11528376
cool cacti, hope you feel better friend

That's what you get for trying to fuck animals


>I'm sorry for saying you have a small penis. I let my negative feelings get the best of me. I usually enjoy playful trolling, but that was just a toxic insult. In reality, you might have just wanted to vent to someone who could understand you, considering all the bullying you probably endured during your childhood and adolescence.

>>11528397
Glad you didnt forget the pic this time <3

>>>11528397
>Glad you didnt forget the pic this time <3

>>11528395
I really do have a small penis THOUGH

>>11528483
Im a manlet and my penis is quite short for my height......

i just wanted to be rude of the sake of it

>>11528739
They can't post there naymore you have to tell them to go to bant or sharty or the `booru

>>11528855
then why r u being unhelpful? so rude.... ... .. .

>>11528395
I'm so attractive being a dick

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11528896
<s>and tbh you are not very nice</s>

>>11528947
come stare at my eyes
https://youtu.be/ZmE-kIBfu1g

>>11528931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0J<wbr>LIFEf0ys

Your fortune: Outlook good


>>11528425
'loving' (prostitute)
'eli" (waste of my money)

happy thoughts

if any muslim was wondering why are you winning stop guessing

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11528425
yes, muslim women are one the best, counter weighting how shit muslim men are


Catfish

No no , no no no!!! Insufficient!

https://youtube.com/shorts/2qwmqXSx<wbr>gh8?si=YBKahx6KBvkXk0bB

>>11528405
Fuck up bitch
 Ill spill my plague cauldron on you then garnish you with my bag of smelly herbs

>>11528399
I'm unbearably hot on anime works

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>>11528405 #
>Fuck up bitch
>Ill spill my plague cauldron on you then garnish you with my bag of smelly herbs

anonymous

>>11528399
i like when anine girls have their buttes out and i can see them

Anonymous

>>11528399
Dubs!!!!! Woooooo this goes hard!

>>11528408
Dude, khorne or nurgle? You sound like chaos undecided lol
https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k?featur<wbr>e=shared

Catfish

>>11528426
Lmao the cackling at the end

And to answer your question: "yes"

Bro my neighbors cat just fucking flew across the road against ongoing traffic just to chase after that rabbit in my back yard. Which is bigger than him btw

Wanna meet dat cat..


I want her and velvet to stroke me off at the same time while also laughing at me when I cum in like 40 seconds?

tea fren

>>11528438
>say for yourself

me owning some dustbunnies. (picrel)
then i'm gonna own some laundry.
once i'm squared away and my loose ends
are tied up i'm going out for coffee.
then the really fun stuff begins.
*sip*
i'm gonna miss skribble today but that's okay.
i'll play again when i'm in dondon.
a month from now i'll be in a whole new world.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


is this board for or against kratom pizzo

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Anonymous

Map that shows what's directly opposite any given point on Earth, i.e. where you'd end up if you kept digging.

>>11528487
diggers are united

Your fortune: Godly Luck


>>11528531
Imagine have to be the dad to the girl bein beaten up.....

>>11528531
Goblina on the right. Import the 3rd world, you live in the 3rd world

>>11528531
No. Bully more. Some people deserve to be bullied. It teaches people not to behave like cringe-inducing mentally ill trannies and faggots. Society is better when people are bullied.

>>11528597
this. socially, everything went downhill after the anti-bullying movement

>>11528597
worthless and unoriginal opinion

bullying just shows you care about someone enough to correct their evil, cowardly ways. bullying is love

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11528597
>Some people deserve to be bullied.
Like you?

TAQUITO KID

>>11528531
I would pee on her as defense

Anonymous

>>11528597
Chuds like you say this but shoot schools when they actually get bullied for being racist chud piece of shits

I want to hug the girl on the left that last knee looked like it hurt bad ;-;

Catfish

>>11528531
That's gruesome. I was expecting lesbian roleplay but that's uhh

Yeah that fucked up my night

Anonymous

>>11528531
whenever I see videos of people who don’t know how to fight attacking someone, I’m always waiting for a judo throw or a choke hold in retaliation but it only happens like 20% of the time. If the skinny girl was even a yellow belt in bjj she could snap the boob girls neck with ease.

Magick

lo l this gave me a boner wtf<br>hot that's hot

Catfish

>>11529411
The fat titted bitch didn't know how to fight either. She throws swings like a freshman.

The poor girl who was hit didn't attempt to fight back because she likely never fought or expected this cunt to assault her like that

Magick

>>11529437
I bet she's so very soft and smells good

Anonymous

>>11529434
that’s what I’m saying. boob girl doesn’t know how to fight so I just expect her to get her shit pushed in but it didn’t happen. a tiny bit of grappling experience could have her permanently disfigured if someone wanted.

>>11528595
Crawl back to whatever shithole you came out of browny

>>11528531
Is this video old or is there something we can still do about it?

>>11529932
Reminder:
Black men are they bullies now and they do NOT like racists, the bullying you advocate for would kill off your race in suicide rates alone hehehe


Catfish

>>11528552

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11528613
Gays, fags, homos, fags and gays

>>11528519
@ random memorials of myself

Your fortune: Godly Luck


i do not know what to post anymore

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Catfish

You never posted anything funny to begin with lol

Cry about being mentally ill some more I don't give a shit you're just taxing and stupid

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11528564
you are so boring lole
always complaining thats why nobody likes you

shimbu

>>11528564
Please shut up, you are really living a similar life like him, the only difference that he has mental illness and you don't
so go fix urself before reflecting on others

Catfish

>>11528570
No because I work and talk to people and don't sit in my room all day crying about how I'm sad and mentally ill faggot lol

shimbu

>>11528573
He doesn't sit in his room all day, and he also has a work even though it is a dangerous one, but still a job

Anonymous

>>11528573
you do know that i have a gf now?
also when was the last time i complained

>>11528575
imagine simping for this waste of skin
you are truly the epitome of pathetic on [s4s] shimbu. you couldn't even get with mila when you had the chance lol.

shimbu

>>11528590
sorry mister stalker, but that's my own decision.
I was pathetic back then, but I still have a heart and soul that can talk for me and I am not really waiting for anyone's opinions about me

Anonymous

>>11528566
there is always dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


i hate cameras

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

then why do you share your picture on [s4s] so much?

>>11528580
like disco lemonade and there she was
like double cherry pie and there she was

Your fortune: Outlook good


girls be all like 'boys do not make an effort with their appearence' then get fat and paint their face the same color as it already was.

>>11528625
why would i make an effort with my appearence? who gives a shit? i like looking like some sort of creature.

>>11528632
great do you shave yyour vagina + would you admit that you shave your asshole at the same time as your legs but not your vagina + why

>>11528635
checking this dubs and pretender it is dubs when it isnt

>>11528635
i dont shave anything and i do not have a vagina

>>11528702
so why even imply that you are a girl are you gay or what is that


inside you tehere are two or more voices one of them is a gay retard and the other one of them is a gay retard and i wish they would all murder suicide

and there also might be two or more different ga asshole retards making you look at something with whatever sort of gay retard magic it is

Catfish

Nah I have my logical voice and my fantasy voice. They're often at war with each other

Anonymous

>>11528650
there all gay retards and i am sigck of looking st some assholes face s

if you were cutting yourself right now i would feel like wow i can never leave her again

>>11528681
iff you were a girl who cut herself and i found out abpout it i would feel likewow
wow i can not ever leave her

>>11528711
if you cut yourself i would date you or somebody would. it would make boys like you more.


Catfish

https://youtu.be/Re1lCR1eftU?si=RKg<wbr>DwOD3YEKuoimI

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11529546
Two same fortunes
Now we gotta rub our pussies together


Anonymous

im empty and materialistic
what can I buy to make my life better?
inb4 a noose

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11528655
Ay clolor TV

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11528657
I have friends, I don't need more. Having too many friends is a classic mistake.
>>11528664
I don't watch TV :3

>>11528670
nobod does plus who are you lol do you even know lol

>>11528670
yeah why do you think I'm dreaming of tooth fairly
nah I just chewing frame by frame

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11528655 (dubs)
buy a nice body pillow
and I don't even mean a daki or anything erotic, just a nice body pillow
it will greatly improve your life

>>11528722
I have a bread pillow that I cherish deeply.

>>11528737
are you a girl do you want to masturbate me and buy me things
like i need a new phone and some other stuff i will thinlk of latter and also jewe;llery

>>11528655
nothing
life is suffering
get used to it

>>11528655
This is a dude named "estrogen angel" who thinks he looks like a woman LOL

>>11528655
food, friends, odors, gumball, hustler magazine, fingerling potato, lips, goodies, compost heap, cabbage, squash, mulch, goop, fractal cactus, holistic medicine man, guacamole, chip, chunky, chewy, 2x4, stump, axe

Catfish

>>11528857
Id rape this fag so hard hed ahegao them cum handsfree from his worthless

Anonymous

>>11528857
WOULD
>>11529018
I spend most my money on odors already, smells are my thing. Not sure where I can find a hollistic medicine man but I'm interested, as long as they're like a cool shaman that stirs psychedelic herbs in a big pot and not some new age boomer who thinks crystals protect from cancer.


i love being nice. i have nice sleep and nice dreams thnkas to me being nice.

good nitght esfores

>>11528653
have a nice sleeps my fellow nicer


>>11528660
>faggot mad that he didn't get two same numbers


>>11528669
buy her a bag of shit it can be dog shit or yours in a box tupperwarer box and then when she opens it wak her with the heaviest pipe ou can swing most hard and stamp on her when she is on the floor it will make her learn her place and respect ou

Catfish

I normally give her money she isn't interested in flowers or sweets

>>11528682
the people opened up your pockets to evil

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11528682
haha your girlfriend or your fat wife?

Some sort of cool rock.<br>Works for mine tbh

>>11528695
thats fucking so gay who the hell do women think they are

Catfish

>>11528698
Women are stupid and vain in general but the ones who took care of me as a child well now it's my turn to take care of them

Anonymous

>>11528718
the always spin that gay shit like girlas are so desperate for somebody to pay for their whole lives and they waste money on bullshit

Catfish

>>11528736
No. Women want a provider and the calm of safety
 It is hard wired into their DNA.

>>11528740
I speak of women. Not girls. girls only seek thrills and what will amuse them for the moment. Women want station. Foundation.

Anonymous

>>11528750
are you talking about paying girls to live and do literally nothing

>>11528740
>It is hard wired into their DNA.
what sort of bullshit is that pay me to live its hardwired into my DNA to need mone to pint m face and act out

Catfish

>>11528751
Enough of this foolishness. You're not worthy nor accepting of these answers

Anonymous

>>11528756
are oyu telling me that i dont believe in paying women to live and do literally nothing and probably fuck up my kids and cheat on me


Ah! Neo-Venezia! A designated no nigger zone!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11528697
In the future, Italy is a civilized country.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11529500
not really
their gdp has been stagnating since 2000s

>>11529512
Aria is post-post-apocalypic. No one gives a shit about niggers when the bombs drop.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


>>11528791
I told already it's complicated to be winged by trolls

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11528792
i wish i can stare at your eyes you coward

>>11528791
Woah dude, how did you make this?


chups

i love to be a princess i love to be spoiled with treats an gifts<br>most of all i like when papa hugs an pets me

my fingers in papus beard
his beard on my tummy
 it tickles

need to write more books about our adventures

Anonymous

>>11528710
i would read those. your posts make me so happysu

>>11528699
i also do this wearing full surp

>>11529350
flektarn or you get a week in the fagbag

404-444 OP4

>>11529354
>german Camo
>fagbag
hand in hand now huh

Anonymous

>>11529350
sorry just ucp rig with flektarn shirt and dpm boonie hat

404-444 OP4

>>11529402
it’s my bad im an elitist asshole
respect
I like mixing it up when im feeling snazzy too but coyote brown goes with anything

Anonymous

>>11529414
no worries, I just use what I have


>>11528719
Lol that train is dank

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


It's nonsense
says reason

it's misfortune
says calculation
it's nothing but pain
says fear
it's hopeless
says reason
it's ridiculous
says pride
it's careless
says safely
it's impossible
says experience
it is what it is
says love

>>11529183
yasuna's panties are supposed to be piss stained

>>11529190
why don't you cure cancer with that power

shen

>>11529193
I don't know why I do anything I do in this life please stop asking me questions please please please please please plesae


Anonymous

i wish wish wished wish<br>yes wish wish wish wish

DaisukiMyTsuki

i want my tsuki back

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11529586
you are obese

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11529580
we all want something in our lives, but it is not certain that we can achieve it


It’s just so simple to love and respect yourself, isn’t it?

>>11528768
just as bootcamp paint ball you have to keep doing others rights

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11528768
I wouldn't say it like that because people who have had a hard time with abuse might find it really hard to love their self and the way you phrased it might feel like trivialization to me... ..

>>11528768
You just have to learn how to be confident in yourself, like venice!

>>11528824
actually I just remember someone saying and I quote "he can do whatever he pleases"
then others agreed and I got mugged on 300€
who is to blame ?the statue of liberty
fortoon ya will dance with wolves

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11528833
dubs check'em
even everytime
never sleep again

>>11528868
the pope himself cleared my jail records

Your fortune: Bad Luck

munch

I Love Hitler

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

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>>11528939
in the beggining the ducks were scared ...
in thee ends it got worse

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11528991
There were three ducks. One of them was an ugly duckling.

>>11529012
that's a 6 and that's a 9 that's b and that's a g

>>11529012
so nothing about French fries ...

>>11529021
Sometimes the 9 never is a 1 one the 1 to 10 and sometimes the g doesn't get to b what b.
>>11529023
Sometimes the French fries are ashes and long.
>>/b/

>>11529031
ecxatly like bananas and LSD

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11529035
Thar's what they'll be saying in this new babel of apocal kisses. 369.

>>11529031
many are already being eaten by the maggots other faggots desire ranch

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11529054
Have you ever fallen...
asleep and dreamed?
...in love?


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11528772
how's it going with the gf?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


was told I have to make a nice thread<br>I hope this is okay

>>11528788
don't tell anyone I am teaching you how to dance

Your fortune: Outlook good

splatoon squid marie espresso sleep tired coffee.gif

>>11528782
I don't get this picture... is she a squid, or is she a kid?
or is she an omelette?

>>11528782
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11528810
>>11528812
sorry for the confusion

>>11528807
>curry
lol I thought that was another word for a second and I got all excited

>>11529459
wait, hold on... wouldn't the heat from the rice cook the anime gril???

>>11529473
its fine because she's already hote


drawfren thread

Somebois

add something to hitler and kkkool boots!

>>11528785
he really needed a mirror I gazx

Anonymous

>>11528785
>>11528840
>>11529036
wtf.., how are you drawing on a computer? i thought you could only use paper for that..


lots of ppl dropped their preorders of micker and her familiar cus inflation bad, sooo expensive!!

Your fortune: Average Luck

i dont know what that is in usd but it seems like a lot for a japanese funko pop

this is my miku x cinnaroll figure frens :3

>>11528801
$53.98
it's not a funko pop cus these are actually cute and come with more than one pose which implies you're supposed to take it out of the box unlike with funkos which follow w*stoid collector brainrot, You don't take funkos out of the box ever!!! In fact you buy box protectors so you won't damage ur landfill garbage marketed as investment grade !!

Catfish

>>11528802
Can I cum on that

Nevermind prolly cost you $100

Anonymous

>>11528808
$20-30 if you didn't get ripped off

Catfish

>>11528811
Yea show up her skirt

Do it for sigmar!!

Anonymous

>>11528801
~$84 according to last time i compared the exchange rates for yen and usd with my national currency (not telling you what currency or when)

>>11528815
I read somewhere that all the cinnamoroll mickers are wearing spats cus they're for kids and sanrio are prudes

>>11528826
cinnamoroll isn't wearing anything he just lets it flop around like a pervert

>>11528831
yes she so cute!
>>11528811
i paid 64€ in total between figure, shipping amd taxes but i havent preordered it...

this is a photo with their fren greg

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

I don't have any friends to impress with this stuff. Only myself to pleasure. And you can't spank your butt for pleasure.

>>11528852
greg what a cool guy
>>11528853
you thinking that buying figs for impressing people is the problem, that is not why you buy, you buy them because you like them!

Catfish

>>11528853
Yea you can. You can even pound your butt with a dildo

Anonymous

>>11528852
that seems really high, was most of that import tariffs cus Europe doesn't want u to buy cute plastic


I just want you to know that you're awesome and I love you all. Thanks for being such a nice board, [s4s]

>>11528804
I love you too, nice bune raven
This is bury nice board

nice frens everywhere!<br>i love you too!


eatin' a burger with no honey mustard!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11528813
I like my burgers with cheese, pickles, onions, mayo, and nothing else

Somebois

>no honey mustard!
why honey mustard is based

Anonymous

>>11528813
animes are incapable of eating without getting some of the food on their face

>>11528813
why are oranges called oranges but a apple is not called a red oh my goodness ahhhh i cant take it anymore


erm what the sigma


What ethnicity would you guess I am based on my ass

>>11528843
Pull-up your pants, and delete your account.


>If I had a nickel for every tall, skinny dude with a pencil-shaped body and long hair wearing a dress who thinks he looks looks like a woman

Have trannies ever even seen an actual woman in real life? Do they not know what women look like?

WOMEN ARE NOT 6'5"
WOMEN HAVE HIPS
WOMEN DO NOT LOOK LIKE PENCILS
WOMEN DO NOT WALK LIKE SOLDIERS
WOMEN DO NOT HAVE LONG BONY FINGERS AND VEINY HANDS

>>11528872
I don't want femboys to look like women, femboys are their own thing, go chase after women if you want a boyish female

have you seen a woman outside of cgi porn?

can we start reporting julie for avatar use please what the fuck is the purpose in her thread

I like this guy because he pissed off "femboy" coomers

>>11528911
oh that's probably why this threads here then

>>11528918
not really. femboy coomers still jerk off to him either way because they cant help themselves, but they definitely werent happy with the transition

>>11529069
he's 6'3, which isn't that far off

>>11528872
some are and some do. who died and made you czar of womanhood?

>>11529281
I'm straight so women I'm not attracted to are men

>>11529292
Why did you put quotations around people, don't dehumanize others if you don't want to be dehumanized your self for your race you can't fight hate with hate


Saturday skribbl

It's soon time to scrib scrib scrib<br>3 hours and 20 minutes to go

the coo llobby is here:

https://skribbl.io/?s1Cx87WS


Somebois

me too which is why ive tried my hardest

Anonymous

>>11528877
keep in mind that winxp has many security flaws so don't use it for everything

Somebois

>>11528904
its actually windows 10
its windows eXPerience, im really happy about how convincing it is

Anonymous

>>11528916
just noticed the scroll bar lole

>>11528864
why dont more people hotwire cars and drive them int the side of buildings honestly

>>11528877
Windows XP is absolutely ugly

i miss 2005. i wish mlp fim released in 05 instead of 10


Happy Memorial Day s4s

TAQUITO KID

I hope you all have good time+ don't 4get thank the flags of our fathers.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

i piss on amerikkkan soldiers' graves and steal the leftover pennies lying on them


Um wat the sigma

>>11528925
110 things which will make you sa y "what the sigma ?"

he gyatt that skibidi rizz in ohio ong frfrfrfr

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

any guesses as to what the next generation slang is gonna sound like after this one passes

>>11528957
it is not possible to predict this, it just happens

>>11528957
much of the unintelligible gen alpha/zoomer slang has some origin in 4chan (redpill, sigma, based) so my guess is that in 10 years kids will use s4s-lingo

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11528957
>>11528971
*turns 11 years oald*
nice dubs lole


yeah rape and enslave those dirty bitches and make permanently impoverished countries out of their offspring

>>11528945
>>11528942
are you sure ?how old are you ?do you remember when history channel was not about buying and selling bullsh*t ?ohhh I forgot the only topic before toys tory was ancient aliens
q'est coincidence

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11528960
portugese freaks always think there so much better than everybody and act pathetic

>>11528994
it's called stand up comedy ...one on stage while the wait for soup

PopGoes

But which? Which anime does it come from?

Anonymous

>>11529050
Danmachi has some good doujins

>>11528942
>>11529041
blowjob sexerino coom blowjob cum fuck fuck fuck

>>11529136
Anon is masturbating so hard under his desk, making lots of noise and damaging the knuckles.

4327508 - Ais_Wallenstein Is_It_Wrong_to_Try_to_Pick_Up_Girls_in_a_Dungeon_ Tiona_Hiryute Tione_Hiryute.jpg

Jeriko

i wish i could be karen's boymaid

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

Give this a transparent background, I feel ripped off.

>>11529935
i dont know how to help sorry

>>11529935
it is not perfect but i tried

>>11530897
New template, guys! New template to use. You've done well.

>>11531245
I will finally come to Brazil.

DanMachi - Tiona Hiryute, Tione Hiryute Render 1.png

>>11528961
Historically accurate Pocahontas? Sad.

>>11534763
wasnt that the story about the prostitute who was actually a boy or was that avatar?

>>11528961
>>11534763
Nah, that's just sex tourist abusing some poor brown girl. This world is evil.

>>11534845
read it again its not complex

>>11534864
I understand avatar, but where the fuck did the prostitute story come from?

>>11534865
pocchakh- hey whats your cognitive ability test score
https://www.practicereasoningtests.<wbr>com/cat4-cognitive-ability-test

>>11534865
ou didnt understand because avatar was a joke about poc- hey did you ever take a cognitive abilit test in school
https://www.practicereasoningtests.<wbr>com/cat4-cognitive-ability-test

>>11534868
>>11534873
I'm not taking your stupid test, fuck off.

>>11534893
ok please let me explain the joke was about Pocahontas and not avatar, the joke about avatar was about Pocahontas and it is clear that you got a very low score on that test in your grade 8 exam period which means you have less brain than a stupid 12 year old

>>11535096
i can't tell because of the way you typed this like a 60 year old, was it a joke or not?


ass

good morning, mr Ass
we've been expecting you

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Errr wat the sigma

posting a drawing of someone using a vibrator on a baby is fine but posting my little pony is against the rules! ^_^

>>11528979
the mods clearly spoke with their actions otherwise the last time this image was posted it would have been deleted instead of staying up for 2 weeks straight

What the sigma has Doremi poster discord cancerous energy, would bet money it came from there.

>>11528972
Indeed!!! ^w^

Your fortune: Outlook good

I personally would not do this that's just my opinion

>>11529497
She’s not a baby, she was just shrunken down and put in baby clothes

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11529497
she's not orgasming, she's pooping.
the mother is simply administering an abdominal massage which is actually the recommended treatment for a baby or toddler with constipation
she's working her way down to the lower abdomen to loosen the stool and encourage a bowel movement and it's working
it's clearly a great relief to the baby to finally be able to poop

>>11529497
wrong (can provide video proof if chart is insufficient)

>>11528944
this shit is fucking gross, shame cuz this board is usually based

>>11529787
So how exactly did they measure this?

>>11529611
>>11529833
dubs
>>11529787
that table doesn't say babies, it probably refers to "pre-adolescent" for boys around 10 - 12. I could jack off when I was 11, so I already know that's possible.

>>11529842
read the whole thing, including the text at the bottom

>>11529787
Molesting babies... FOR SCIENCE ^_____^

>>11529787
I'm sure there's a perfectly ethical explanation for this existing

>>11529842
>ages range from 5 months of age to adolescence

>>11529787
Could we have the video proof plz

>>11529889
DM me (not for the proof or anything, just to make friends :D!)

0516ad9d2797ca6f2a512fbe5ada0b09589<wbr>f4d95ddd5cbbba58c48e5fb2b374b72

>>11529787
>video proof
eat shit stupid glownigger

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

not a cop

>>11529025
ok please can y ou give me a comprehensive list of the crimes ou have committed give special detail to the most serious ones and those crimes which were in nature sexual or inflicted upon another person please also show me your ID you can purchase a 4chan pass to bypass capcha and post on the VIP board

Anonymous

>>11529787
please go back to heyuri.net it would be really good for you a lot better than here

>>11529877
no psychology was always about inbreeding and protecting child sex offenders

baby girls can't orgasm since adult women don't orgasm, they just fake it.

>>11528972
pipimi using a magic wand vibrator on baby popuko's bediapered baby clit is harmless slapstick humor

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


CATURDAY LOLE


seuss

i made original content ok

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

i like the marie poster because he doesn;t feel the need to conform to board standards. he just posts what he wants to post. there isnt a single other poster on this board that does this and i respect him for that reason. trying to fit in is cringe. we are not in high-school anymore.

>>11528951
why dont more people steal vehicles and drive them into buildings honestly

seuss

>>11528975
mae is funny too, she's just a big wig that knows it

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11528975
>here isnt a single other poster on this board that does this
What about me?


Umm wat the sigma


Erm what the sigma

>>11529026
*long speech about trivial matters but there were people saying it's cold , others thinking how old ...don't worry for crowd they got dinosaurs to be told golden dinosaurs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

https://youtu.be/r4Dmoh9S6-g

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


there are worse things you could be posting

seuss

>>11529057
ya

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11529058
then stop posting this shit you asshole >:P

esforesters shouldn't be lewdposting at all.<br>it's rude.


>>11529047
I never had one of these but if I did I would have wrapped the outside with duct tape to fix it in position and used lube. DIY onahole

no but you know? i member having a crush on my 3d custom girl...... then i bought a tenga (the woman in the store was prety fucking hot) and staped it to a wiimote...... and glovepie on the pc..... it was funny but it lasted lke two times then i got bored and cleaning up the tenga was not worth it

Taquito kid

>>11529047
Yea it got stuck in there+ I went into panick attack.

Anonymous

>>11529047
i wish i was this daring as a child and I've fucked a grapefruit


You shouldn't be allowed to post on /mu/ unless you can prove you are over the age 28

i grew up on the streets nigga whatchu know bout lickin a nigga's ass?<br>nigga we be sniffin dat shit and we get all up in dat bootyhole nigga fasho!!

>>11529125
people under 28 listen to new stuff and branch out to try to find stuff, people over 28 listen to the same stuff over and over again because your brain is no longer curious and stopped growing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFC<wbr>us3JGiLI

>>11529130
Yeah kids who are avid enjoyer's of various obscure music scenes spend more time searching for music while adults just listen to pop on the radio on their way to work.

They should make a korean board so all the /kpop/ spam finally leaves<br>also they should ban all discussion of rap (not music)

>>11529144
>also they should ban all discussion of rap (not music)
if people under 28 weren't allowed to post on /mu/ there would be no rap discussion anyways

>>11529144
no they should have a /rap/ containment thread so you cavemen stop spamming your youtuber talking points

I hope everybody on /mu/ dies regardless of age and even if they like my taste in music. If you go to /mu/ you should be put on a drone strike list and your house gets blown up while the government looks the other way

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11529125
Cute. Shame about the tard eyes.

>>11529125
Guess I'll post here instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sin<wbr>L1sRrV1Q

>>11529152
2024 - 28 = 1996
there will be plenty of rap discussion

>>11529246
how olde r u anone it might not be too late... ... .. .

>>11529125
she looks like Lora The Explorer


Billy

Fucking Mitchell

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11529147
all the women he raped would disagree

>>11529178
His ancestors are smiling down at him you're saying.

>>11529143
silly bitchell

>this user has been sued for this post


weird s4s meetups are usually more supportive

>>11529158
they had too much free punch got rowdy


i left a pile of nigger heads here

shen

global rule 2: You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

Anonymous

sorry its trash day i didnt know you wanted to keep them

>>11529202
>You are a... tranny!
I can tell your iq is low


>>11529413
that's not nice to say magick

>>11529416
please stop responding to magick

>>11529419
it's not very nice to just ignore people anon

>>11529423
i would never throw bircks at people how dare you accuse me?


(You) look like you fuck anthro women


You can counter the cringe by deleting your post and reposting it.

I and I keep de used bumboclaat in de drawer, seen?


i have never seen such crisp vanilla oblivion

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11529195
I used to get bogged down by 100 left4dead2 mods when really all I needed was vanilla + a reshade sharpness filter while playing in windowd 4:3

Catfish

>>11529392
Oblivion? Cuz they grew up with it

I mean it's not a bad game. But compared to Morrowind it's stinky doodoo

Anonymous

the whole level up system and damage scaling and skills and combat never made sense

Catfish

>>11529412
All Bethesda games are shit like that. Oh yea let me swing at a troll for 5 minutes that's fucking fun.

The difficulty slider was a tragedy. Even new Vegas suffers from this it's like no make them have the same health just one shot me wtf

Anonymous

>>11529412
just use the difficulty slider noob

NOOOO BUT I HAVE TO PLAY ON THE HARDEST BECAUSE IM HARDCORE GAMER

>>11529431
>IM HARDCORE GAMER
you're not.

>>11529392
Yeah I really don't get it. Morrowind is a better game all around. Oblivion doesn't really have much going for it other than some memorable quests (most of which were DLC). People shit on Skyrim but imo Skyrim had better dungeons than Oblivion, better art direction, and an interesting setting rather than just riding off the popularity of LOTR.
For as mid as Skyrim is, people online act like it was where the dumbing down of bethesda games started, when that really started with Oblivion and was especially bad in Fallout 3.
I'd say that Skyrim is probably the best game they've made since Morrowind.

>>11529475
morrowind was so boring and bad that i quit after like an hour LOLE

>>11530172
boring asf open world, would have been better if it was just the dungeons.
>>11530183
filtered
let me guess, you couldn't understand why your attacks were missing

>>11530849
no i already knew about that, i just didnt like the game
sorry to BLOW YOUR MIND

>>11530855
dubs checky

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11529195
why go back to vanilla Oblivion when Skyblivion is on its way? some time next year, hopefully


damn i wish i was jerking of a gross s4s boy.. i know he would love it cus he's so love and touch depraved, motherfucker would agree to everything that's how desperate s4s boys are, fucking pathetic specimen all of you, literally vile gross subhumans who would do ANYTHING to get a crumb of attention... i laugh at you, oh i am laughing, you'd love your dick touched wouldnt you of course you would, pathetic boy!!!!!!

>>11529207
me on the left, you on the right

>>11529216
this gave me a boner even though ur probably a gross hairy old man and now i feel dirty.
I think i will have a shower.

>>11529216
whatafuck man thats not veyr nice....


Daily Bible Verse 5/25/2024

The Bible is so amazing thank u for sharing ^ _ ^

Somebois

תודה רבה אהבה

Anonymous

>>11529252
יו, עוד אנון דובר עברית?

>תודה רבה אהבה

>>11529253
Everything good in everybody's life is because of God and God loves everyone so much that he became a human named Jesus Christ and died for us, rising 3 days later from the dead promising eternal life to everyone who puts their trust and faith in him

Somebois

>>11529272
שיהיה לך יום מבורך חבר
<3

Anonymous

>>11529276
תודה, יום\לילה טוב
<3

>>11529269
hehe המטומטם הזה אם ישו היה באמת המשיח, הוא היה חוזר עד עכשיו

>>11529322 (דיבובים)
עוד שבועיים

>>11529322 (coole dubse)
2 peter 3:3-4
Jesus Christ loves you

Somebois

>>11529282
<3 גם אתה
>>11529322
איפה המשיח שלך?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Blue light glasses_ digital eye armour.jpg


Anonymous

Which aniem should I watch this evening?

Kaze to Ki no Uta Sanctus: Sei Naru Kana

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11529438 butthole

Your fortune: Outlook good

furfagmaster

>>11529383
Midori (Shōjo Tsubaki)

not really an anine though w/e

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11529442
that means I'm not a faggot, faggot

>>11529457
I know what this is
my brain will crash itself if I watch it

>>11529571
baseball is such a stupid game only americans could have invented it

Bokusatsu tenshi dokuro chan<br>https://youtu.be/jPUfKTE6BnU

Magick

>>11530275
she died, the citric acid destroyed her mucous membrane and killed her
and you think that's cute

Anonymous

Jewelpet (Happiness and Twinkle are great seasons, and I don't mind the other seasons. Wouldn't recommend Magical Change unless you're really dedicated to the point where its flaws don't apply to you.)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11529218
just watch random people die. you dont even need to search for it turn on tv or smth


why are so many people attracted to these absolutely obese landwhales?

>>11529231
Low T from microplastics in the food and drinking water

>>11529235
larp

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11529231
the bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

>>11529271
They're the lowest value females and the only women who will look in your direction if you're less than 9/10

>>11529273
you spend too much time on /r9k/

>>11529227
is this woah jack based on something that actually happened? post le video

>>11529224
she's really sexy and I like her tattoos


Move your ass Meg!

>>11529639
Thanks so much for bumping this gem I nearly missed it. You want to see something cool? Hold your breath while I count to 1000.

>>11529646
That wouldn’t kill me anon
I would just pass out after a while
(Bump)


congratulations guys, we have angered the incels or the russians, maybe both

the secret to getting through <s>this part is</s>


multigrain

You ever feel kinda queer eatin' one of these fuckers?

Anonymous

>>11529260
maybe that's your repressed homosexuality if you think of a penis anytime you see something remotely phallic

Somebois

>>11529265
its not about the shape its about the juice

furfagmaster

I can’t remember the last time I ate one of them whole…

Catfish

>>11529275
I bite the tip off+ suck the juice out.


Lonely thread party

Anonymous

As if anybody needed friends or a gf right<br>Talk with anons about your trauma in this goofy thread

>>11529279
my trauma is you posting frikken jaks on my nice board

I think my kidneys are failing how do I improve kidney health in general

>>11529290
that's the feel guy rage comix face

King's

The glorious peace and freedom of solitude.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11529294
spend 0.5 more points inkid nig health


fortune


the loser of the race has their clothing removed

>>11529311
And so do I
I just want to tell you how I’m feelin


i guess that i will pull up at bar tonight

>>11529306
Am already drunk I have no need for this bar thing


Somebody pls tell G*d to cancel the meteor I ordered I'm not hungry anymore!


I realised it just yesterday I'm lost it's jover lole


Catfish

Every time I get a Uber driver I say sallam a lakeum

90% go salakem salam lol

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

it's helpful to learn greetings in many languages

Catfish

>>11529314
One was Catholic he was cool as fuck we had a long conversation despite me admitting I'm atheist
Said gos gifted him two boys and I said inbet them and your wife are happy and he admitted he wants a daughter

And I'm classic catfish fashion I said well ya should try. But he said his wife didn't want anymore kida

Gumi be like:the fuck is this!??

https://youtu.be/P71s05nuh6I?si=IF4<wbr>kEtfa2AWmMzUu

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11529368
Her bear suit smells like pee!!

I don't smell like pee just blood and violence

Maybe a bit like pee...

https://youtu.be/MPBxbktQ-kI?si=Goe<wbr>rBmvgF7K1dW6F

>>11529387
Whoa that was NOT what I wanted to post

Forgot what I was doing...hmm

I know it involved violence umm kharne? No. HUNK? Err no

Wtf was it?!!

Arrgh!!!

https://youtu.be/Lcm9qqo_qB0?si=nFc<wbr>4t9fK6B9ZFper

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Anonymous

I just got vote kicked off TF2 for cheating

I would kick you off too if I was the admin

>>11529365
>I guess I got what I deserved

Taquito kid

>>11529365
Sorry here that brohan your among Friendly's here relax


Anonymous

I just saw a cute tomboye griller on youtube explaining how she was groomed into becoming a genderfluid faggot thing by kike psychiatrists and is considering taking testosterone...<br>I really hate jews guys...

last time i saw a tomboy was elementary school
havent seen one since then
her name was sam

>>11529378
Hopefully she wasn't groomed into becoming a tranny

Somebois

>>11529382
i am hitler, we did not have sexual reletions, you will die now

Anonymous

>>11529404
This is exactly what happened.


dad

>>11529362
what about my cringe? you used the wrong you're XD

happy thoughts

her dad is cringe

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Anonymous

they did this after having homosexual sex

are androids banned in the animeverse <br>ive never seen an anine with an android it's just iphones

>>11529417
That's clearly not true
see, Riko's expression is still one full of tension implying there's been no release for her

>>11529433
she finds wearing kanna's clothing a more intimate act than sexual relations

>>11529433
kanna made her move shortly after snapping this picture

>>11529430
you see them sometimes, but anime girls are fashionable and they wouldnt be seen with a samsung, apple owns the whole nation of japan in mindshare


>>11529446
holy fuck just think she's naked under that towel
and she has tits, and a pussy, and an asshole
just quivering, waiting to be touched. to be groped. to be RAPED
FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS MAKING ME SO FUCKING HORNY
god what a fucking SLUT I'm jerking my fat COCK for you right now FUCK FUCK FUCK

Catfish

>>11529455
Me when my psychic nullifier falls off


Anonymous

>>11529465
the forehead girl
I like Julie but I think you're straight up ugly. How does that make you feel?

>>11529470
This girl 100x more attractive than Julie the piggy
This is nice board
We’re nice here nigger

>>11529465
Also grape soda + watermelon

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11529527
taco kid is brown and is in denial

>>11529465
why are you sideays?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11529532
that's actually really sad, i hope they can learn to appreciate themselves for who they are instead of larping as white nationalists online

>>11529549
>sad
It makes it funnier ya dummy.

>>11529598
oh god oh fuck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11529466
the black dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

please stop coping j*lie just because somebody does something doesn't make it appropriateif ou like the board please do not tr to make it into a different board or go to /soc/ to post underage children bullshit they will make you schizophrenic and frame you for war crimes adding to your notoriety and getting you respect in the hhood which i know your people like


>>11529395
I don't think you're a retard <s>... I think you're a pathetic, lonely, waifuposting retard. And also probably an incel</s>

>>11529418
you’d be surprised. I have had sex with two women and one of them is my gf right now but I still post gay nerd shit on 4chan.

>>11529429
I guarantee that my mom does not post waifus


Give'd Every Redpillbug Dicksucking (my throat is an acid bath )

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


same here<br>inputing wine into my system rn


ojamajo doremi


shoudl i order food ?<br>https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1zzKonW

>>11529525

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11529520
It's Sunday. All stores are closed.

>>11530864
some restaurant are still open and even deliver

>>11529520
Order a Pizza to celebrate Miles Davis' 98th birthday

Hitori

>>11530866
that's was funny huh?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11530884
Oh, like you're doing now?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

happy thoughts

>>11529524
he wants and he doesn't want at the same time. gado is the most complex anime protagonist that ever existed

Your fortune: Good Luck

Hitori

>>11530884
I think you liked that yesterday , happy too thanks

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

>>11529504
drugs are for losers, anon.....

Catfish

>>11529507
Getting smanged off the niggerweed!!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11529507
Who said anything about weed??
I’m high on oxycodone

Catfish

>>11529544
Ok I laughed

That was so norm-esque lollll

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11529536
so is using 4chan on a friday night, but i still post here
>>11529544
dubs of lole
>>11529552
i like weed actually
>>11529555
trips of porndump

>>11529638
how the fuck is it already saturday?

>>11530637
nandeyanen is popular Osakan slang

>>11529555
fuck i wish i could grab her waist

>>11529507
It opens your mind and makes you a more overall pleasant down to earth and creative human being while alcohol makes you fat and complacent like the elites want


my hadn is literally bigger than the sun

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11529558
that still isn't big enough to give chuck norris a handjob

>>11529558
That's an anine hand. You are not an anine.

Jeriko

>>11529813
prove it

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Anonymous

that's actually a picture of my mom haha you fuckin idiot


furfagmaster

Behead all people who enjoy carrot cake.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Catfish

https://voca.ro/1kBPnExzvr8C

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11529578
Bro that's my favourite cake tf

I actually do dislike carrot cake.<br>AMA

carrot cake is literally the only good kind of cake


is this board for or against bacon on pizzo?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

ok now pull your foreskin out and put onto it

I am for it it sounds like a lovely meal

>>11529593
bacon is yucky in general

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11530347
do girls like foreskins if so why did the make us remove so many foreskins are girls racsit? is it because girls are racist?

>>11529593
bacon is Haram

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11530688
girls like all sorts of dicks

>>11529593
you hav 2 cook it first before you use as topping!!!


stuffing saturday

Your fortune: Outlook good

for me it's stuffing sunday<br>not eaten much today but I plan to eat a lot tomorrow

Magick

>>11529716
ripa post????
ripa post alert??


my oc

Anonymous

some kind of wasteland spearman<br>his name is don

Don the spearman<br>What tribe is he from

>>11529629
he's not part of a tribe he's part of a club, they spend most of their time drinking and smoking


Aaauuughhhhh immm bouttta creammm

Catfish

That's cool I'm about to drop another $30 on DLC lol

https://youtu.be/G2NDDhUp8kI?si=K25<wbr>cdfqUSiYH61aq

>>11529705
I would but I'm tired

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11529641
they're still releasing dlc for this shit?


(5) Episode 21 - Wayside! _FULL EPISODE_ KEEP IT WEIRD!.jpg

>>11529650
the other day i rewatched this show after a whole decade of it not airing anymore and i was surprised how well i memorized the entire plot of every episode after all these years.. heck, some scenes still live rent free inside my head..
also, when i was a kid i had a crush on the sleeping girl (Shari if i remember correctly?

>>11529660
The teacher is now covered in man milk

(5) Episode 21 - Wayside! _FULL EPISODE_ KEEP IT WEIRD! (1).jpg

>>11529650
I remember this show. I enjoyed it a lot as a kid.

Did this air on television in other countries, or only in Canada?<br>I remember it either being on YTV or Teletoon

>>11530097
it aired in russia (which intro's theme I prefer better).
https://youtu.be/vWQ99vEXyL8


somebody watch my cold brew coffee with extra cream please

>>11529664
Ugly cut dick
Mine is prettier

>>11529664
That’s gotta be the saltiest most bitter tasting coffee ever.

>>11529664
>Excuse me, but I ordered my coffee without the semen


my oc

some kind of wasteland spearman <br>his name is pepe

>>11529665
helol pepe you have a cool spear


>>11529692
How is that possible? You can't be both at once

>>11529692
Does she have pineapple rind as skin?

ate so many beary sours my tongue is aching ouch


How can an animal have a higher IQ than a human?

Catfish

Niggers are. Animal

Despite how much I adore Marcus Garvey and Bob and the most high Selassie of Ethiopia

Most of them are tribal, brutish and animalistic. Simple minded brutes who only care for pussy and weed. If Marcus could see you now...

This sounds like a love hate relationship because it is but I've met and talked to black men and women who were ultra+ human beings to the point I didn't consider their skin color

But most niggers yep brainwashed by rap music money weed and pussy

Id never call a respectable black person a nigger..ever.

https://youtu.be/oGN3R49-CAE?si=2Ek<wbr>0Bufgp6yshpD9

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11529751
If I had a heart left it would bleed for black people..they have forgotten their roots but are so smug with their rap music and cars and pissing.away their money on vanities like Gucci belts lol they're also too stupid to realize most od their "ice" are blood diamonds from Africa

Lol your people enslave your own people??? Now bark Bout how the white man is keeping you down ;)))

Anonymous

>>11529719
Do you genuinely believe that the average IQ of subsaharan Africans is 68?
Also Koko was given an IQ test created for infants.

anonymous

>>11529847
also iq is fake and based on racist pseudoscience. the people who use it to legitimize their xenophobia don't care about facts, you won't get through to them

Tsuki-Chan

dayum dis thread RACIST as fuck, imma report all yall fucking racist yts


Anonymous

tonight I had a fish sandwich for dinner.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11529733
nice dubs. was it an isosceles fish sandwich?

>>11529995
Meant for >>11529733 but I guess it's okay if I reply to >>11529986 too

>>11529733
Hoho feeling spicy today huh transformer anon?


anon, did you just rub your junk all over the mona lisa in the middle of my tour?

anonymous

it's okay, there's a plexiglass cover over it !!

Anonymous

>>11529744
maybe you shouldn't have named your 12 yo daughter moana

>>11529748
daughter? that was my 44 yo crossdressing midget husband


I love jannies

>>11529745
Looks like a lab wearing a corgi suit.

Dog look like he just looked into the exhaust pipe of a car that then backfired.


cringe board

i just cut my lip on a bottle of ginger beer. i couldn't open it with my hands and didn't have a bottle opener so I used a random eye bolt i had on my desk for some reason and i didn't realize that it broke the bottle instead of just popping the cap off. so i took a swig and cut my lip and im angry. it was import bs anyway fucking brits can't even get beer bottles right.

anyway board cringe today gtfo /pol/

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11529755
that doesn't even phase me i grew up on /pol/ i've just matured. i hope you take some time off 4chan to work on your prealgebra homework tonight anon

>>11529758
get new gore i've seen these before

>>11529765
spoiler thats his 10 year old son

>>11529756
Shit, what did she do to end up in this situation?
Like was she visiting different tribes on her own, rainforest camping, what?

>>11529753
>board cringe today gtfo /pol/
its still he*y and some pedophiles who would be much happier on he*yuri with the pedophiles on hy8uriri and some kids from alternatives to /bant/ who


>mfw I filter Julie, and the board becomes much more bearable

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

i filtered her years ago. does she still post?

I don't even notice her enough to be bothered.

E-mail

I don't filter anything because I'm not a sissy


I'm sploinking my spdoodls

Anonymous

Anon, this sounds pretty lewd. Please clarify that you are not conducting a lewd act.

>>11529800
Saying my post doesn't even exist hurts more than any insult I've ever gotten on 4chunks.


>>11529811
damn thats a shit load of limes

Kaf

May I have one of them limes? <br>I wish to test my ability to chuck one very far indeed.

Anonymous

cloppys going to make some salsa once the get their hooves on some tomatos

>>11529811
CLOPPY NOOOOOOOOOOOO DONT DO IT

>>11532430
cloppy lives pretty clean im certain he did


aaaaauggghhhhh


What if I were to suggest that being nice is good for your health?

reward for being rude > reward for being nice

>>11529849
if you're stupid you think this

every time I'm rude I feel a rush of endorphins. it's great for my physical and mental health and makes me feel amazing, you fucking niggers

>>11529855
everybody with a dumb opinion always leans on the fallacy that secretly everybody feels how they feel
narcissism is another quality of a stupid person
I know I'm being a cunt right now btw

>>11529860
idk anon I think most adults do internally realize that being rude means it's easier for you to thrive. there's a pretty clear delineation of that truth throughout history and even nature. just because it's true doesn't mean it's something we have accept howmstever.

>>11529844
nice dubs. I think you'd need to back that claim up with some sort of evidence in order to be taken seriously.

>>11529855
two same numbers!

>>11529844
none of you are actually nice it's just a dumb meme

>>11529954
Ruders are naturally drawn to other ruders (You).

tea fren

>>11529844
i would tend to agree with you.
*sip*

but there are certain exceptions to the rule.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11529844
Dubs of truth rudeness causes stress and that leads to death


50_50 Heroes - Sam at 'Home' (Funny Moments) (1).jpg


We don't know that, her mouth could just coincidentally be near his penis.

Magick

guy's not even hard, I can't imagine being that girl and being turned on at this mockery
she's not sweaty, no signs of having made out, his dick hasn't even been kissed, perfect make up.wtf
these people took the soul out of sex lmao

Anonymous

>>11529942
It's almost like you don't know the meaning of commence.

Magick

>>11530046
when the dick is in front of you, the phase of commencing is already over
like imagine I just pulled my pants down and told you yea commence babe

Anonymous

>>11529942
Magick the sexpert (frequent haver of sex, he knows all about it) is telling us why this crude and nude picture isn't as sexy as it could be
Magick will then make a thread about cuckhold sex with black men a few hours later

>>11529942
this ugly old ass spic gets no blowjobs LOLE

>>11530273
I love when Magick has sex and tells us how to have sex so we can learn

>>11529942
her make up looks bad and his penis knows it and she the look on her face
 it says to me that she really thinks she has done something


Tsuki-Chan

Hello, today I will tell you about myself
Likes: Hetalia, Touhou, Big breasts, Cute things
Dislikes: Transgender "people" (I like all people I just like the transgender ones a lot less, also you can't change genders) People who say they don't have a gender (again you're either male or female) and dirt

Booshiii

do you like this song<br>https://youtu.be/zs1Gbkay398?si=lWu<wbr>bx1PTS5CoMsBJ

Anonymous

How do brownies know that they are not wripping off skin?

I like mixing up brownies in chocolate ice cream and pretending it's mud and dirt.<br>I just thought you all should know.

>>11529979
https://voca.ro/11JrjpbEbgDF
with my AI voice cover of sex and candy

>>11529897
why are you sideways?

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11530077
oh god oh fuck

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

who is your favourite gacha life character

Hitori

>>11530604
smoother than cotton but heavier than steel

>>11529897
c'mon cheer up it's not a funeral ,yet...


Anonymous

check this fortune

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


furfagmaster

Women can’t be pedophiles…

Your fortune: Bad Luck

anonymous

i need to tell my friend. she will be so sad :<

Anonymous

reverse picture search doesn't work source?!

furfagmaster

>>11530018
https://x.com/pikapika100star/statu<wbr>s/1794358833470738902

I cropped it lole

Anonymous

>>11529905
they can, according to dark web

women can't NOT be pedophiles, more like ^_^


mitchgravy

kinda FUCKED UP that doge was (techinally) a 4chin meme and now that she's gone we don't care about her anymore. So many memes came from here that gets posted on any other site just takes off there and we don't care anymore. sad...

Anonymous

>>11529908
I definitely care. I’ve been sad about kabosu’s declining health in the past few years. She was very old and I’m glad she lived as long as she did though.

i care too she didnt look super comfortable in recent time tho so im kinda glad she can b now whatever that means :'I

The meme spread too far and they even made a cryptocoin out of it.


jannies= cunts
killed my thread for no reason.
im sorry there wasn't any gooner porn or racism to keep you entertained.

Why couldn't it have bean a magick thread instead?

>>11529910
Well you had the right idea by creating a kannalust thread ^w^

>>11529910
I bet there was a reason though

Hitori

>>11529927
everybody has it's highs and lows I gazx

Anonymous

>>11530894
oh right
there's a silly 4chan rule that says if you're asking for advice you have to go to the advice board
and similarly if you ask for something, like the name of an anime, you have to go to the request board
I know it's silly, because you're trying to talk to your own board, it's unrealistic to expect you to take your question to a board dedicated to nosey people who couldn't possibly understand every single hobby or other board there is

imagine if you were sitting in your family home and you asked your relative, hey what's the name of this song
and then your house was raided by SWAT who forced you to leave the house, and threw you into the back of an armoured van, and drove you to a creepy run down youth hostel, threw you inside, and demanded that you only ever ask those people your questions instead
yep, makes no sense to me
even if I dislike your pathetic needy blogpost thread that uses a baitpic of a girl that needs filters to look good, I still disagree with the mod's decision to delete your thread

However, something else you need to consider is that the board is under attack right now. Well, it's always under attack, but right now there's a co-ordinated attack from soyjaks, and so mods have been called from other boards to deal with it. You have to understand that many mods don't understand s4s culture, and will apply rules in a way we're not used to.

>>11529910
What did you post? The literal signiture (what the sigma; ((actually against the rules here unlike racism and gooning threads)) ) and baby being masturbated post is still up.

>>11530894
Oh yeah that didn't break any rules here either, Janny/Mod that doesn't know the rules or just breaking them because they felt like it.

>>11530997
if i was a janitor things around here would change (the y wouldnt)(i would ban everybody but myself and then i would simulate conversations in multiple threads to make it look like i wasnt the last one here and everybody would get so jealous of me, but if they knew the truth they would be even more jealous)

>>11531007
If I was a janitor, I'd sticky cat threads if the owner can provide a timestamp proving it's their cat.

>>11530894
looks like a shit thread just like this one


أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ مُحَمَّدًا رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

seuss

>>11530686
muslims are the most raped people of all religions

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11529911
nice repost and waste of dubs fig

seuss

>>11531160
I think it's statistical

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Anonymous

i like the pic where she says sorry i pee bed

>>11529915
>bepis in her dress
That’s admittedly pretty creative :O

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

ty bury 4 remind. water is very nice thing to be drinking :>

Your fortune: Godly Luck

water is needed for lipolysis
if you're dehydrated you can't get cuter

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11529915
I just chugged a bunch of old coffee that had been sitting out for like five hours, does that count?
no cream or sugar so it should be pretty healthy

>>11530005
is she going to insert it into her vaginer shortly

>>11532126
the fact that the illustrator got it wrong, making porn on a blue board, saying berry when there are no berries present, leads me to think that this is a troll post. it might be nothing to worry about though. stay vigilant partner :) all the best xx

>>11532858
hey man no worries honestly but I thought I'd let you know that you should talk to me before posting in this thread ;) honestly it's no big deal, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it soon, friend, no pressure :>

>>11533042
did you hear me i said bleh *bites youy*

>>11533061
you really didnt hear me when i said BLEHHHHH *bites yyou* ??

>>11533061
wait until you see it i'm real ly tryng to be the wors t thing that has ever happened to you


Magick

I'm not evil I'm mentally ill<br>this is like putting weird people in circuses or concentration camps, you're the real evil for not treating me right

anonymous

'i'm just ruining the lives of the people around me, why won't you grovel at my feet ?!'

Magick

>>11529946
no RETARD
I'M unlovable and I'M UNABLE to love I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE and I just care about MYSELF shut up leave me alone

Anonymous

>>11529938
>>11529943
why did you reply twice retard

mr. boogey oogie

>>11529929
Yes it was all part of my master plan to milk Santa.

Anonymous

>>11529929
im a very histerically emotional psychopath (also mentally ill)

>>11529929
don't care, now hop into the train niggerfaggot.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11529929
as Ronald Reagan would say and how about those veterans ,heroes of this country ?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

why bother trying to moderate yourself or consider others when you can just claim you have a mental disability?

wish

hey guys
i told my girlfriend that the only person she cant reply to is magick, and she did it in secret.
now, that whore doesnt even have me in her mind, ever, apparently.
please do understand the reason as to why im never touching that again

Anonymous

>>11530321
lol you cheated on wish then you gaslight them

wish

>>11530352
she's not gaslighting me, shes making fun of the stages ill go through
startle and panic..
disbelief .....
hypervigilance and anxiety ..
but well, shes always the victim right?

Anonymous

you know internet relationships is just playing pretend right? it's not real

wish

>>11530357
nah, i believed in her
she was the reason for my drastic improvement in bpd, without any therapist
and then she randomly betrays me..
she says its because she was bored
im never touching her again
ugly disgusting 22 year old freak

>>11530361
i took lsd to ruin myself as thats what she clearly wanted
ill let her win this time and regain my evil bpd self
ive always been protected by it
ill never let my guard down again

a peaceful life without me being bpd was too boring for her i suppose
imagine having the freedom to do everything but testing her to see if shed listen to one simple request lol
that proves everything i needed to know for all her future actions towards me
im not going to be with her though :)

despite being bpd
i gave her the freedom to interact with people
make friends
play games with friends
it doesnt always have to be about me..
i let her basically do everything
and she failed to do my only request
she destroyed my trust, she basically backstabbed me i suppose
well, goodbye to her

Anonymous

>>11530377
repeat after me: "I will not accept a life I do not deserve"

darkness

>>11530384
i will not accept a life i do not deserve

Anonymous

>>11530361
your life must be boring if you have to make up all this drama for yourself

>>11530394
I know enough about your fucked up generation who thinks mental illness, taking drugs, and self-harming is cute and interesting

darkness

>>11530398
right, back to my question
do u know anything about me?

Anonymous

>>11530355
it was a joke about being held hostage... unable to communicate with the outside world and stuff u know.. idk it seemed pretty obvious to me

darkness

>>11530406
guess im going through the joke then

>>11530424
even an angel like me can lose patience,, yeah
look at all of the things you think you are
now look at them as me
and itll aaaall make sense
Demon

"tenshi" my ass, is what u use to lure people inti thinking ur innocent
now,
go away before your reputation goes to hell more than it is now (a whore)

now, i want to remind everyone that i gave tenshi the freedom of everything but to not reply to magick, and guess whats the first thing this snake does?<br>im out

>>11530449
thx
i took 600ug lsd earlier
im aiming for a bad trip that'll get me out of all this

Anonymous

>>11530489
cry about it

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Catfish

Can't we spam report this freak until he gets banned? Oh whoops hed prolly evade it anyway lol

Anonymous

>>11529929
>>11529948
whas happening fren
buy a cub

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11530525
shartyfags are underage discord addicts btw
in al alternative dimension, setting the inverse parameters of our current simulation me and magick are cartel couriers and we travel across mexico on a pickup with our semiautomatic weapons all days for 40+ years

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

the post count dropped but the sharty posts are still here wtf

darkness

its more or less what ive been expecting it to be
i already had no sense of ego so that didnt matter
then i accepted that everyone is a piece of utter shit besides myself

i define myself being the most pure, honest representation of an emotion.<br>everyone else is a wretched , uncompassionate monster in comparison

Magick

>>11530521
too busy scripting using python

darkness

in the end, it comes down to this and only this<br>im the only one capable of loving myself, even if everyone is a bad person

>>11530796
yeah
putting it bluntly i suppose

Anonymous

>>11530792
*im so le proud of you plap plap*
make a sissy hypno interface for s4s on greasyfork and add a spyware

Your fortune: Godly Luck

i wish i was groomed when my age started with a 1<br>now i'm 22 and old and ugly


>>11529966
hi "magick" good morning or afternoon or evening or night also nice double digits thanks

I love having autism and sitting on the floor

Booshiii

>>11529969
he's like "wtf put me down" lol

Anonymous

>>11529992
wtf don't sit on babies -___-


too many revivals and reboots and remakes, even king of the hill is coming back.

6293092 - King_of_the_Hill Nancy_Gribble.jpg

Wonder what they'll do about Dale since his va died.

one of my friends came to me super excited about the Mario RPG remake and I had to use about 50 hours of energy to pretend to match their excitement

>>11529997
his voice is pretty easy to emulate if youre a skilled voice actor

>>11529999
its hard to get excited for anything when all remakes get heavily censored and made into a worse product than the thing they're based on

yes the localizers pulled another bridget incident with the femboy ghost in TTYD


The final step in the Revolt Against the Modern World? Niceposting on the [s4s]chan.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


open up your wallet and tell me how much money (you) have. I have
>$45 CAD
>$76 USD
I went to canada last month and forgot to go to currency exchange LoL

3 dollairs :]

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

ok i got 20 bucks i'll trade it for your 76

>>11530016
sniffers never lose trail so better be prepared for dat

>>11530016
it's to keep you interested fools
1 buck @ time

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11530017
and ive felt the hate rise up in me

>>11530016
im not telling but its not enough and i could have had a lot more if IT didnt keep happnening

Taquito kid

$430 I carry cash cuz if go on road don't want use debit card all over.<br>Scared git hacked.

Anonymous

>>11530016
>wallet
>money
What year do you think it is?


Have you ever really, REALLY wanted to be really mean to someone who definitely deserved it, but decided against it at the last minute because you would feel bad if you made that person genuinely upset?

I was talking to my dad today and I mentioned uranium and he didn't know what uranium was and I can't stop thinking about how stupid that is how THE FUCK do you not know what uranium is?

Your fortune: Outlook good


50/50 posting

(1) 50_50 Heroes - Excerpt from Cartoon Network Asia (Vietnamese Voiceover).jpg

Bad Touch! Bad Touch! Stranger Danger!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Catfish

>>11530237
Why are nips so bad at drawing guns first of all theres no receiver and..ugh

Old joke of mine: they forgot how guns looked since we dropped those bombs on them lol


Anonymous

its crazy that giving out free bjs is literally illegal

But it is something they actually want you to do. Making it taboo increases its appeal. You ever wonder why there are so many bushes at the supermarket or really anywhere else you go? It's on purpose

>>11530328
Our extraterrestrial mkultra handlers duh

>>11530328
People such as the guy who makes Sunkist, Jews, Walmart's CEO, the Nation of Kekistan, and Anomalous sector
They are against us as a species


>>11530051
time to open up a great big can of woopass on kaf

Kaf

>>11530057
Before you judge me, judge my Starcraft 1 Fancast.

Anonymous

>>11531897
don't worry i found this

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


>>11530055
obviously targeted dubs!

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11530055
Huh where's that screenshot from?
Robloc removed that health bar in like 2015 but that version of the speech bubble was only added in the last few years.

>>11530870
you can add custom healthbars to your game

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11530870
classic natural disaster I think

>>11530870
>>11530876
Custom Natural Disaster Survival game called “When The”. It’s one of my favorite games and you’ll see me there a lot

Your fortune: Outlook good

There was an exploiter but he left when a mod entered the server lole

>>11530933
is this ur picture
<s>nice numbers btw</s>

>>11532085
it's not a server, it's a game/place/experience, whatever. a server sends and retrieves information between clients, such as loading the game and its scripts from roblox to the player's client or retrieving what happens on a player's client and sending it to the other players such as chat messages or the player's position.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11532085
Nah the server was only several hours old. The game however is like three years old.


With our relaity reflected in this image<br>Im glad s4s provides escapaism for our lives woes and problems

the sound he's making

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


i got tricked into eating deens from that mustached faggot on youtube, it's literally just mushy canned fish, the stank of fish oils is overwhelming and just not a good experience because you'll be burping up the taste for hours afterwards, what a fucking meme

Your fortune: Outlook good

LoOOLlolOLOLlOLOLOololOlolOLOLOLOOL<wbr>olololOlOLOLOLOLolOlolo <s>gottem</s><s>

Your fortune: Outlook good</s>

>>11530082
Sounds like a faile, that would probably blackpill me

Catfish

I like sardines and anchovies but yeah they make ur breath smell like shit


Anonymous

>>11530100
See this: >>11530101

Wtf is that Lovecraftian horror? Why does everyone tell me to be nice? Clearly, they're not posting nice things.

anonymous

>>11530103
why do newfigs think they're entitled to understanding this board. just lurk for a few months, it's not that complicated

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11530104
how about you do pic related.

>>11530103
Everyone on this board is hidden behind so many layers of irony it's genuinely made them retarded. Also no one here is nice. They're 1 of 4 things
-racist tranny
-racist /pol/fag
-discord groomer
-pedophile
In some cases they're a mix of some of those things

anonymous

>>11530106
also, this board is for people 18 and up, please leave before you get banned

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11530108
I'm old enough to do your mother.

>>11530104
No need to lurk. Once you do he'll realize its just a bunch of inside jokes that aren't funny anyways

>>11530112
better be nice on [s4s].....
venice is watching


>>11530115
where's the rhyme between Fort Knox and Robbery

Your fortune: Outlook good

It wouldn't be that hard to ra-

[Wooooshhh! Ambushed!!]

*Wildfire or whatever battle music plays*
[Battle Starts]

[Level 80 CLARA{solo only} (HP. 400000) vs Level 10 CAELUS! (HP. 150)]

"BIG BROTHER! BIG BROTHER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!"

[CLARA used Basic Attack *SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP* *CHOLCLOUOCUOCUOLOUCHHHHHH GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLAG GLAG
GLAG GLAG*!]

[CAELUS took 20 damage! It was devastatingly effective! CAELUS was Slowed by 15%!]

[CLARA used Skill *SM0000000000CH*! CAELUS took 30 damage and got DEF Reduction by 20%!]

CLARA Energy reserve: 110/120 (still has more than just that!)

CAELUS status: Damaged, Slowed, DEF Red,

[CLARA is preparing her Ult! The first stage 'Raise Your Hips' is in progress!]

[CAELUS is stunned and cannot take his turn!]

[Energy is full. CLARA unleashes her Ultimate move *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP* on CAELUS! CAELUS receives 60 damage!]

[CLARA cums as a result of unleashing *PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*! CLARA takes 100 damage!]

[CLARA triggered her Talent after ULTing "Love Confession"!! CAELUS takes 40 damage!]

[CAELUS is defeated! On-defeat effect *SPLURT SPLURT SPLUUUUUUUUUUUUURT* activates! CLARA takes 20 damage!]

[CLARA'S STD womb becomes pregnant!]

[CLARA has won!]

*Battle Over*

"Guh.....wheeeew... I finally win on my own"

>>11530368
she will jevk off today first thing

>>11530208
I'm listening ...diapers xchange


seuss

Ikumi Nakamura halloween - Google Search - X.jpg


Anonymous

Do they teach children how to properly execute ukrainians?

You lied to me it's actually kazakh<br>Why would you do this?


STOP THINKING ABOUT THE PAST. IT WILL ONLY TURN INTO ANGER. STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FUTURE. IT WILL ONLY WORRY YOU.

think about the past, so you can learn from it<br>think about the future, so you can prepare for it

so you're saying I should just not think at all, just be a mollusk at the bottom of the sea

>>11530153
antonious antonious better botai-vos finos

but i like thinking about the past, they were my only good days

>>11530153
STOP THINKING ABOUT THE PRESENT, IT WILL ONLY DISTRACT YOU FROM BEING.

i could do anything if only i didn't have to do it alone

STOP THINKING STOP THINKING STOP THINKING

>>11530153
You have to think about the future and prepare for any challenges. Think one hour, one day, one week and one month ahead, then think 1, 10, 20 and 30 years ahead.

Hitori

>>11531192
so and so tho always in tha flow

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11530153
head empty drooling retard advice (classic rei)

>>11530153
Mmm whatchya sayyy oh that u only meant wellllll

>>11530153
The past has its claws in me, it won't let me go no matter how much I struggle against it. The future sneers and laughs at me, as my present is stolen away.

Catfish

I rather live in the past than endure my present. Nor does the future seem too bright.

Anon above sais it better with honeyed words

When I think of the past I am filled with joy and rememberance and I smile forlornly

When I think of the future I think "yep more work and pain'

Anonymous

>>11530153
stop thinking it maked you sad

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11530159
dear mollusk I am writing to you in great anguish


taking off the muzzle will result in a bite

i'll take it off in a sec

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11530243
so be it

Your fortune: Good Luck


How come even with its dark moments, Sailor Moon comes across as more girly than other magical girl series that are also aimed at little girls? The girls in it feels like they act more girly than other girls in magical girl series aimed at little girls

It's weird how autistic people obsess over nonsense and keep talking about it like anyone cares. How many times have you made a thread about this?


Why am not allowed to post this on blue boards?

Catfish

I know I'm horny all the time to my own detriment but hell no

2b has a shapely perfect ass not this frigging flapping asss thats niggerbait

She has a really nice pussy tho. Nevermind I revoke my statement
But I only woke up to have a cigarette I can't
..ok I'll fap

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Taquito kid

>>11530181
Because your butthole bandit.

Catfish

She has a really nice pussy tho. Nevermind I revoke my statement
But I only woke up to have a cigarette I can't
..ok I'll fap

Your fortune: Outlook good

Yuji Sakai

She has a really nice pussy tho. Nevermind I revoke my statement
But I only woke up to have a cigarette I can't
..ok I'll fap

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11530181
why are the girls who dress up as this character always so far below standard

Hitori

>>11530181
this one got to much ofthem nuts

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11530181
girl I can only say one thing ya got a long way to shut niggaz mouth and apologise me for the compliment


Anonymous

Pov you just slapped your furry gf because she served you a dead mauled rabbit for dinner

anonymous

i would never slap my furry girlfrieng!! i love her , and bringing me a lacerated bune is her way of showing that she loves me too !!!!

Anonymous

umm i wouldnt do that i would be too horny


I'm going back sleep now

Taquito kid

Please don't bother me goodnight or good morning.whatever.

>>11530209
Trying share your dinner won't make you friends


seuss

The obnoxious New Yorker is an art form!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11530211
Can you talk real fast,
Do you dribble while you rap
Are you tired when you groan
Is the ire in your moan?

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11530215
Bostinians are actually trying to hide their accent to sound more like New Yorkers now.

https://youtu.be/EM-O2AVrNBg

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11530220
i don't care i just wanted to say nyu yawk forget about it!


ABABABABABABA BUSSY ITCHY<br>NEED BIG BLACK COCK NOW ABABABABA

Catfish

>>11530245
This song bangs tho

https://youtu.be/9UC3y5QYJ_4?si=T96<wbr>KocQI2k3VSrRq

Anonymous

>>11530239
ABABABABABABA ABABABABABABA

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


I'm 2, but I'm getting old. Am I really that old? I haven't vanishe d yet, so I'll be 5 when I graduate. When you were 2 years old, did you worry abfalling beouthind the people around u ? ?? Everyday is heaven or me. Sorry to interrupt, but I'm too nicee t

>>11530253
day is heaven or soul.
Every day is heaven or soul.
Ɛvride na ɛvin ɔ sol.
Every day heaven or soul.
Ɛvride ɛvin ɔ sol.
 Sorry to interrupt, but I found two


i'm getting a sneaking feeling this board isn't as nice as people say it is

>>11530271
>>11530271
>>11530271
Hey kid, the leather club's 3 blocks down

[Spoiler] it is more like there are some people here who want it to be nice but then there are some people so rude they will just turn it into a negative cesspool (cesspool percentage is at 70%) so the nicer need to stop responding to these nits at all and suit up and nice up [/spoiler]

i heard ebil is fun... but wouldnt being ebil make u sad?
<s>

Your fortune: Outlook good</s>

>>11530293
ebil is fun unless you ebil on a spineless nicer who starts crying immediatley


I woke up at 3 am. fully awake and bored, now what?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11530266
time to get my dick gummed on!

Catfish

I wake up early because I'm profoundly insane and alcoholic. The healthy human wakes up like aa up in at em!
But me my brain says today you're gonna get it good ya know??

https://youtu.be/1zdjYmhrA-A?si=huX<wbr>QQYAnNRnxi6nV

Anonymous

Time to watch hentai and jack off to anime until your penis falls asleep and so does your brain!


>>11531233
but you've just replied, thus making it so that the thread is no longer replyless.
(dubs btw)

>>11530331
>retarded faggot posted it again award


Catfish

Too bad because I'm a lustful creature I'm legit convinced it has to something with my anxiety cuz my dicks hard like all the time

Shit sucks actually

Anonymous

>>11530359
I got anxiety and now my c***y is wet all the time
Thank god someone else is like this

>>11530363
have you coined that yourself cutsy?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11530363
they know it was you all the time but I take the responsibilities myself ...tks

>>11530395
I don't have to answer caz ya kind of know how pointless it is to be defeated boom just like that

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11530420
No one asked bitch stop your whining and pants pissing.

>>11530351
unnecessary?? the species wouldn't exist without it!

>>11530359
>>11530363
your hypersexuality and anxiety probably stem from the same source, like childhood abuse maybe

>>11530458
Mentally ill freak: the post.

tea fren

>>11530444
lucid trips

haven't you heard? lust is the work of the devil designed to thwart moses and diminish the nation of israel into captivity by reducing the number of military aged men to slaughter the amalekites. non procreative sex is a big no no.

*sip*

it is also the primary means and mechanism whereby the priestly or governmental caste may impose guilt and shame and rule any population with an iron fist.

mosaic law is the only law on earth which ever enunciated procreation under declared penalty of death.

because the species can go fuck itself [SIC] and God is only concerned with the chosen right?

last time i looked we've got 8~ billion people on the planet.

and the calculated birth/death rate that i saw indicates a net gain of approx 120,000 new humans every DAY.

so much for paps and the green tree.

tl;dr

moralfags are crazy.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11530351
what about feeling wronged?
do you think i'll feel better if enact revenge?

tea fren

>>11530571
are you a married male with children?

*sip*

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

Schizophrenics? In my [s4s] threads?<br> More likely than you think.

>>11530351
no its not plus what do you have sex with fat girls or something

>>11530351
lust literally just means desire
like i am lustful towards eating a sandwich
that's why Ramstein's "ich habe keine lust" translates to "i'm not in the mood" because it's not necessarily a sexual song (but it also isn't necessarily a non-sexual song)

>>11530598
Okay, that might be the literal definition of it, but it's most commonly used to display a sexual desire rather than anything else.

>>11530598
lust in german does not mean english lust

>>11530622
lets all gather round to hear about how the english stole a load of words and changed what they mean every few years

>>11530586
what if someone were to go to facebook and join a bunch of public groups associated with a city someone lives in (e.g. uni pages and the like) and started spamming their pics, what do you think is the likelihood someone would recognize them?

>>11530351
You desire to commune with other bodies and it's awesome. It's GOOD. Embrace it, feed it, act on it! Be a goddamned creature! The ones who taught you to hate your feelings are the inhuman ones.

>>11530644
Mentally ill freak: the post.

>>11530646
they are larping

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11530651
why are you saying "they" when it's clear to both of us that it's a guy

>>11530653
it is more than 1 person... i cant say anymore......

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Son, at your age it's time for you to start wearing appropriate underwear.

it fits fine, dad. just stop staring at my ass

>>11530369
leather ? as in MEN Jacket

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11530369
thank you mommy they're so cute :DDD

>>11530409
I look like this and I say this :DDD


>>11530380
Xi não tomo a pílula vai ter de tomar a pastilha agora ...wink

>>11530402
I told my psychiatrist about how I thought it was dangerous to take the adhd medication I prescribed myself but by being me on my situation it was ok ...she ran away

>>11530383
Keep it up, I think it's working


Catfish

Fast because I have over 1000 books under my belt

Ohu mean how DO you read? Well a lil patience

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11530354
I don't ! I text-to-audio directly from braille


Anonymous

That's why I'm watching communist documentaries from the 50s


Catfish

Ugh I want to sleep but my "thing" won't stop being hard

Fuck this and fuck you!!! God why did you fashion me like this

"Oh my son you can face my worst battles"

No I fucking cant!!

Ok I fapped 4 times and I'll still not sated

This sucks so bad

Straight up mania amplified by anxiety??

Holy fuck I need to remove myself from the gene pool

>>11530451
Because it wan piloted by rei who has no soul which is why they needed other children to pilot them. Asuka was strong-headed which made her a good pilot not to mention her moms soul was in it bur 01 was the strongest
 Shinji despite being a "coward" c
Genduo knew what he was doing by putting his own son into the shell Yui became

Anno is genius he created the two best animes never made: Evangelion and Gun buster
Not only that but he was the writer for shin gojira

I want to get into that mans thought process so bad. And the masterpiece that is End of Evangelion

No one displays human turmoils better than him.

>>11530508
I'm sure you're all tired of my incessant blogging but when I was younger I was in the hospital for facial cellulitis and then doctor said I had 3 days before it would kill me.

This anime helped me to live. As I was nearly dying of infection I saw the halo over 01 and I told myself; FIGHT

Anonymous

>>11530463
God like 10 years ago I was proficient when it comes to evangelion lore
Now I hardly remember anything
And no Anno I will NOT watch the forth rebuild
I waited too long for it


You know you want to...

Your fortune: Average Luck

i had a huge crush on her when i was a kid. i remember before this show was released i would see trailers for it and would feel something when seeing her i didn't understand

>>11530487
she is 6 but itd be cute if she was ^_^

MOOOOOOOOOODDSSSS!!!<br>THEY'RE POSTING PEDO BULLSHIT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!


holy fuck... I'm coming... Lois... ah, ah...


My cat whenever I snack on some cabanossi

>>11530519
that's the hottest Animal Crossing villager
>>11531341
that's the second hottest


Jeriko

my tea's gone cold
i'm wondering why i got out of bed at all

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

You got out of bed to post on s4s! And to play an anime video game

the morning rain clouds up my window<br>and i can't see at all


Did the meme "x'ers, this is your mindset" die?


theyre here, theyre everywhere, they hear everything, they see everything and they are trying to get me

>>11530548
the pedophile ring or the social media or the girls who want you to use cosmetic products or the ga grooming or the self harm or marketing analytic data or cars with computers and new radios inside or what

not a cop

hey can i see our ID and get a list of crimes you have committed

Anonymous

>>11530607
osaker on the track
wake up osaker
Im working on soaking
yo osaker come outside

im here, I'm there, IM EVERYWHERE PRINCE


something fishy

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

https://www.citystudents.co.uk/elec<wbr>tions/manifesto/4714/ lmao it's real

ok thats really funny, but what are her tax policies?

Hitori

president of equestrian society

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11530685
what is her foreign policy

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11530744
dubs on page 10!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11531677
DUBS AGAIN!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


What's Chris doing?

seuss

>>11530612
jerking off into a condom!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11530619
They give out free condoms in my city. :^)

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Yuji Sakai

i read that as PISS haha POOBY FARD XDD!!1

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

https://voca.ro/1e4cYXlYw1oP<br>only real Gs know