>>11511629
When she sees the bopper is in chastity and she realizes has to call a locksmith to get sexo

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11512445
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11513950
but the primeval archetype of mankind is a woman it does not make sex whatever types you name them
man by becoming males later still have to be a driving force but you know peeps confusing everything with meat like teeth ...and 1 is something two my buds is nothing

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11513950
all which may make someone even more stoopid than you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


itt nasty boys only

Anonymous

what nasty things have you done today?<br>i farted a lot at work >:)

I spitted like 3 times in a row in a parking lot


There is wisdom to be found in thinking to oneself: “maybe I’m the problem”

I AM THE PROBLEM, AND I AINT GOIN NOWHERE.

>>11511657
Humanity killed Jesus you know

i'm not a problem until somebody turns me into one

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

maybe Jesus is the problem<br>how do you like that

>>11511783
oliver sykes and bring me the horison face backlash after using the slogan"if jesus returned we wold kill him again
which does not strike me as anti christian
it does not seem heretic to say that if jesus retrned they would kill him again
thats like a part of their dogma
every sunday morning they sacrifice jesus rtogether the whole village
whats it like to base your life off of the way they killed jesus

>>11511962
this is why they had to genocide the cathars

>>11511966
it would be un-religious to refuse to admit that they would most likely at least try to kill jesus again

not all the time... cuz then people walk all over you & use you!


Stare at them whenever you talk to him lol

>>11511678
?? He's always referred to himself as a guy and told me he was gay 3 years ago. He's a gay guy.

anonymous

>>11511689
i'm saying they might not be a guy anymore

Anonymous

>>11511658
So what? His body, his choice. How does this effect you in any way?

Catfish

>>11511693
Oh tank goodness the penis kinda threw me off

..tard

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11511693
obviously he is he just took pills which made him grow breasts

>>11511693
Well he hasn't told anyone and he still dresses like a guy.


oh no no no no... are those... GIRL FEETS?!

AAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!! GOD I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TOES SO BAD THEY’RE SEXY AS FUCK OH NO I’M GONNA COOM SO BADLY BROS I CAN FEEL IT FEET FEET FEET FEEEEEEEEEETSIES I CAN’T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I HAVE TO CONFESS! I LOVE DIRTY SOLES SO MUCH BUT IF I LICK THEM THEN THEY BECOME CLEAN!! THOSE SUCKABLE TOES!! THOSE LICKABLE SOLES!!! WHY GOD HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR, THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE ISN’T FAIR!!!! I CAN SMELL THE SWEAT STENCH THROUGH MY MONITOR!!! HARKEN UNTO MY REQUEST MILADY, I PRAY THEE, SPARE ME BUT A SINGLE SNIFF! I LOVE DIRTY, STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS SO MUCH THAT MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAME IS DARK SOLES!! ALL FEMALES SHOULD BE BAREFOOT BY LAW!!! WE MUST CULTIVATE SUPERIOR CUISUINE THROUGH YEARS OF FEET FERMENTATION!!!! THE MOLDY CALLUSES ON GIRLFEETS SHALT BE HARVESTED IN POWDER FORM VIA NAIL FILERS FOR THE CONSUMPTION OF FOOT CONNOISSEURS AS FINE GARNISH!!!!! THIS IS A RALLYCRY FOR ALL FOOT CHADS TO RISE UP!!! FEETS! FEETS!! STINKY!!! SMELLY!!!! SWEATY!!!!! DIRTY GIRLFEETS!!!!!! ONLY BY WALKING BAREFOOT THROUGH EVERY ENVIROMMENT FOR MONTHS CAN THE FINEST AROMA, THE FINEST FLAVORS, BE HARVESTED!!!! AND AFTERWARDS, I WILL GLAZE HER PRESTINE FEET WITH MY MAN-MILK! MY BABY-BATTER!! MY PEARLY WHITE CUM-FROSTING!!! I'LL COVER UP HER ENTIRE FEET IN MY GLOP, FROM THE BOTTOM OF HER SOLES TO HER ANKLES!!! AND THEN!! AND THEN!!!!! DESSERT!!!!! THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT IT!!!! DESSERT IS NATURAL AFTER THE MAIN COURSE!!!! ONLY THE MOST PATRICIAN GOURMETS CAN APPRECIATE THE PINNACLE OF FINE-DINING!!!!! I'LL CLEAN OFF THOSE EMACULATE FEETS UNTIL THEY'RE SPOTLESS!!!!! OH NO NO NO NO.... IT'S HAPPENING!!!! I'M BEING MIND-BROKEN BY STINKY, SMELLY GIRLFEETS!!!!! I'M... GOING... INSANE... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH<wbr>HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
<s>

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again</s>

Just a reminder footfags are mentally ill

>>11511717
its free because she's old and knows she has a man face
she just really wants attention
it is wrong to give this to older women
there's more single young women than men
we should be using them while they are young and letting them live out their prostitute fantasies after when they are old and nobody respectable wants them anymore

>>11511717
ik someone that browses this board that's into disgusting fetishes like feet and their room is filthy too rofl

this one's the worst like, i'm a footfag and it makes me queasy, i actually feel sorry that you have to see this shit because of people like me

>>11512066
hote also you're a fake footfag but nice dubs

>>11511717
only ladies have perfect feet ,man have ugly and dirty fingers and nails

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11511717
I don't give a shit to your sandals advertisement ,I prefer my laced shoes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11511953
Its just a comic strip, you sound like a 90s soccer mom


there is poop in your body right now
there is poop inside your body every single day
how do you live with this fact?

Catfish

I like to expel it while listening to death metal

Anonymous

>>11511728
i for one think it is a tragedy
nobody should have to poop

>>11511727
there is even poop outside my body right now

>>11511727
nah all it takes is like 2 or 3 days of fasting to clear your body of poop

>>11511745
false
no matter how much you do your intestines will always have some small fecal particles lingering inside them

It wants to get out. But I wont let it. It's mine.

save my poops and dress em up like the nativity scene.

>>11511749
clearly you've never done a colon cleanse


Catfish

Id vocaroo me taking a shit but I don't gotta go rn

STFU faggot

Anonymous

>>11511704
I'm a patient person, so I'll wait until your liver kills you.

Catfish

>>11511705
Omg my room smells like pussy auufh ahahah *shitty emo pic* pmg smells like pussy bro!!

Clown motherfucker lol

Anonymous

>>11511715
im so much better than you lol
and i aint even trying

hey gado i found another artist who reminds me of gado.<br>https://www.instagram.com/hyeonari_<wbr>/

Catfish

>>11511720
Lol what ur an unfunny shutin who posts the same shit art and cries and give ur neet money away to trannies lmao fucc out my face clown

Anonymous

>>11511726
your lack of self awareness lol still having a hard time that nobody understands what you are going through?
i will let you keep living in that delusion

>>11511725
looks nice i like the watery style of the images

>>11511702
it's true! local disorder and suffering isn't incompatible with global balance and perfection.

Catfish

>>11511750
No u don't get it it's about causality. That which you cannot change. Hence why Alan was so impressed with Guts because he and skull knight shifted the meta


wish

my partners dick is literally hotter than bbc,,,, ,,,the fact that my partner has a big throbbing cock makes me feel powerless,, i cant tease them properly if id instantly get hypnotised by itt,m itwants to rape me makes me feel weirdd,,, i sometimes forget and start teasing but then i get reminded and i just melt,, i need to be strong and fight the brat correction my partner placed on me,,,

Catfish

When I'm really turned on my dick gets like beet red shits hella cringe

Also I'm not very long but I'm thick as hell like lmaoo I almost beat the width of my wrist uhh ok yea
Hmmm

Oof

anonymous

why be a brat when you can simply obey and then they give you pets and say you did a good job

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

i wonder if wish actually has sex this many times a week or shes just imagining it on one of her drug trips

wish

>>11511755
being thick is cool... i think so

>>11511764
yyes,, this is whats been happening,, they tell me how much of a good girl i am,, and that im their slut,, and it makes me unable to think of teasing .. and when i do it, i start to apologise and beg for their cock,,
iim not always like this,, i tease a looot,, i just sometimes get into this state sometimes,,

Catfish

>>11511766
Idk I haven't had sex in like 10 years lol but apparently being thick is better than long cuz vaginas bottom out at like 7 inches

Idk I'm virgin as fuck lol

>>11511771
Sissies go into heat for cock wow u just noticing this zzzz booo go home Go home!

wish

if i somehow do manage to tease,, id get my throat raped..,, and its hot for me,, i like getting choked,, aa

Anonymous

I love cock
My head hurts

Those are wish's only two threads

anonymous

>>11511775
you haven't had sex in 10 years, but you're a virgin, therefore you are 10 years old. enjoy youre ban B)

wish

>>11511778
hhuh,, i mean,, i always did,, but it was secretive because i was too much of a brat.. my partner managed to break and tame me..
inwant to get out of this state,, but i also dont want to.. im so conflicted.. when i get called a good girl i stop thinking and my mind just becomes happy and empty
>>11511775
i like thick and 7inches

Anonymous

Every s4s poster needs to stream their suicide

wish

>>11511786
how many timesss let me rest!!
>>11511782
lol,, not rly though

Catfish

>>11511788
You even go mindblank when called a good girl? Durr accept your station, then. No thoughts head empty. Let Daddy do the thinking

Or whatever like sry I'm having flashbacks I would mix a girl's head up like a blender n have them crawling back for more heh

Anonymous

what does wish look like? are there any photos of him?

wish

lighthearted teasing like takagi instead of a nagatoro works well with my partner,, if i lightheartedly tease theyd go along with me,, but if i overdo it i end up becoming like this

>>11511793
mm,,,, i let my master do the thinking.. i just think of master s cock and drool...
thats so evil.. u guys r th worsr,, i know i got groomed but it feels too good,, too warm,, i cant get emough of it, i want their dickk aa

luckily,, master allows me to have a treat whenever,, master gets horny from me when im like this,, heck,, even when im bratty,, master knows id be a good girl in a snap if needed..<br>i jsut feels funny

>>11511805
nuhuh why
>>11511794
wel,, only to ppl who wouldnt dox me i gues,, ive shown like 70% of my face though, i just cover up things like eyes, and post them separately,, i guess i already doxxed myself huh..

Anonymous

>>11511814
I want to talk to u bc u seem like you're into cute shit like sanrio

wish

ii want to go sleepnow,, im so dizzy and i feel like im suffocating from how much in heat i am,, i cant handle being so restless,,, inwant master,, i wana tuck master nd ask for it using my body language since im innway too much heat to talk normal words,, masters cock and scent in front of my face,,.. hhjmmw>~<<br>eeven after fucking me master wouldnt be able to get amy sorrt of peace until its been hours and hours of sex,, this mood is scary.. if it comes down to it.. id tie my master up and reverse rape until im satisfied,, i dont have to though, master loves obliterating me~

>>11511822
yes im into saneio, i have a lot of my melody plush and my laptop is my melody kuromi custom made,, my backpack has cinnamoroll on a window view

i need to sleep now or my heart will stop
beating ^-^
peace and love! bless!

Anonymous

>>11511846
wish can you sell all of your shit and kill yourself and send me all of your money

wish

>>11511852
Watch your language scum. Ur supposed to be the one who does that, im royalty. Disgusting..

Anonymous

>>11511857
no you're gay
openly gay
the royalty would have you assassinated for less and they might sell all your gay artifacts and give me your money

>>11511840
can you show us your backpack? i love cinnamoroll!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

wish

>>11511858
so cute! talking back to me! my daddy will kill you now ^-^

Anonymous

>>11511868
go take analogues or something fag gay

wish

>>11511892
waht
"x////x
a,, analogues,, amm mklkngbeb annhalonm,

Anonymous

>>11511889
>>11511891
it's super cute, thank you for sharing!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11511891
>>11511889
>>11511846
>>11511840
>>11511836
I wish I had a high maintenance sanrio bpd cutecore gf who takes anal prog and gets madly in heat and won't leave you alone!

>>11511840
Have you considered taking up art? You have great taste... once u acquired the skills u would be a good TDM artist bc u know whats cute

>>11511910
i dont wish that you had an gay transexual girlfiend who would not leave me alone please do not wish that your ugly girlfriend not to leave me alone who do you think you are?

>>11511840
I want to fuck your bedroom! I want to date your stuffed animals!!! Please tell me how to contact youuuu~

In the end, wish n her partner will never be a thing

>>11511740
this kids is what happens when you don't give attention to your child when they're young

anonymous

>>11512070
i guess anyone who doesn't have to work for a living is by definition bougie. my living space just doesn't look anything like that. the total area is probably 3 tatami mats and i sleep on the floor under my desk. i wish i had the kind of money to surround myself with cute things

Anonymous

>>11512077
do you live in japan or somethjng

anonymous

>>11512086
i wish, maybe then i could actually afford a place of my own. i just use tatami mats as a measure of floor area because i'm a weeb and it's easier for me to visualize

reversed robin :3

dick is lame after 1 cummies, and even more lame after 2, theres nothing to really gain from this aspect at speed.

psettle down cunny

anonymous

>>11512229
my partner can apparently cum 5 times in a row, it's so hot to think about q//////q in the end i think i would throw up before they got tired

cap

>>11511840
pikachu is too lame to sit up straight for long but can do constant thundershocms :3

wish

>>11512238
lol
should i play ghost of tsushima pc

Anonymous

>>11511740
Is your partner male and are they real?

Shiro

>>11512618
yes ghost of tsushima is good and for awesome ninjas


Anonymous

>>11512205
>>11511787
is there a repo or similar for these imgs?

>>11513269
as someone who can use reverse image searching, and doesn't solely rely on 4chan to provide things for me, I discovered the answer to this question very easily
look at this funny image I found
it's an animal that you previously thought was extinct but it was in fact perfectly preserved in ice

Catfish

>>11513475
Mammoths were based lol imagine having to deal with that lol

Well they didn't attack humans Ie be way more Afraid of a polar bear


Anonymous

sega raised me

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11511870
Yeah but the saturn turned me away.... They should have released a sonic game dumb idiots.
I waited to buy it and when i saw mario 64 at a friend house i was like, bye sega.

https://youtu.be/0JY3W5J2UeI?featur<wbr>e=shared

>>11511832
is it a barber shop or a pizzeria?

>>11512138
Thats a good question, i guess its both, so you can have pizza while waiting for having the haircut

>>11512138
photoshop opted for a pizzeria


>>11511834
my weiner is smaller than the head of that snake tho


Pic related, it’s me and Anthony after I confessed my love to him.

>>11511688
This is a very nice and wholesome pic


Only 9 days left until voting's closed for the Sanrio Character Ranking Contest, guys!
Be sure to vote for Jewelpet from as many devices as possible if you haven't already, and don't forget to spread the word with as many people as possible, and encourage them to get the word out there as well!
https://ranking.sanrio.co.jp/en/cha<wbr>racters/

>>11511732
I'll spred the word 2 vote fo everything EXCEPT jewelpet coz this board maked me hate whatever taht is

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11511746
There's no need to hate on Jewelpet because of [s4s], they're just having fun you know! Besides, the anime series is actually pretty great!


Catfish

Ouuuuuuuuii!!

https://youtu.be/3-dxpinUORo?si=Phi<wbr>49cbVKsv06Qur

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Hold on let me pretend to be normal

...erm oof this isn't working, is it?

Hold on I'm gonna roleplay as someone who's normal.

Uh so yea the weather? Yes the weather..

https://youtu.be/7omle21cL3s?si=B_5<wbr>Dta67__u291oV

>>11511864
why hav 2 pretend to b normla? Bein urself is super cool!

>>11511879
Being myself is taxing!!

Ok brb imma eat some gabapentin

Anonymous

>>11511896
If u aren’t doin too much tehn u ain’t havin fun yet ^_^ my edible isjusta bouta kick in, I’m gona shower while hig it’s my favorite thing 2do!!!

Catfish

>>11511909
I brush my teeth for like 15 mins lol feels Goodman

Ell what's left of em
... O was a linebacker in highschool then some cocksucker in a Lexus SUV knocked the rest of em out. Lollcll

>>11511926
brushin ur teeth dooes feel gud,, I ljust sittin there lettin da warm water all over my fase sooo comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5F<wbr>Q5s6zGHw


Anonymous

dream on craka

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11511871
we all know girls who look like this [rolls eyes] [snorts]

>>11511915
[rolls eyes] [snorts] [lifts up your shirt]

>>11511925
lego advert voice over man: its friday night in lego city
[man urinates on the lego city in his basement]
lego advert lego man who says "hey": HEY !


try making a hole and pushing all the fat out of your body and then you dont eat it back in your body you fat pig and how are you going to shrink your skin pig haha you fat pig try using a gun to punch a hole in your fat and then you can just drain out the fat and dont show me either because fat is disgusting pig fat

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11511898 (off by one)
what is that is it weed?


Big boobs are fucking gross. I'd say I prefer delicious flat chest but I'd probably get banned for "pedo bullshit" again if I did.

>>11511979
MOOOOOOOODS THE PEDO IS AT IT AGAIN

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11511980
you're condemning him for having a preference on breaats while that fag who does the <3_<3 face is literally around here looking to mutually masturbate with you while showing you his favorite child pornography

>>11511999
nice trips, i know you're the same person but i don't care

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11511999 (trips!)
>looking to mutually masturbate with you while showing you his favorite child pornography

that's like half the namefigs on [s4s]

>>11512005
hey! :) do you want to be my friend on facebook.com :) ?

>>11511979
big boobs are one thing, but the gigantomastia that's getting increasingly popular with hentai artists is just plain ridiculous

>>11512156
and now you are part of the problem

>>11512156
I shall reply to whatever thread I wish, and I shall relay my opinions to all, proudly and wholly unsolicited.

>>11512164
Yes pointing out the problem is indeed part of it, but also the first step in solving it.
>>11512190
Yes, it isn't appreciated kinda worthless behavior is all and people should normalize letting you know this.

anonymous

>>11512190
that's what the other posters are thinking too, retard

Anonymous

>>11512193
>kinda worthless behavior
You seek worthwhile behavior amongst the posts here? A foolish thing. Furthermore, I maintain a simple tongue in cheek post like "boobs too big" is but a trifle. It does not detract from the essence of the thread, and only now do so because you have chosen to confront me.
>>11512196
I wouldn't have it any other way. People are free to criticize my posts as much they wish to do so.

>>11511961
Yep, obnoxiously big
I love big tits but that’s ridicualous

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11512193
>also the first step in solving it
no it isn't lole

>>11511893
I'm eating baked sweet potatoes right now. They're delicious!

>>11511893
This is the gayest thread ever, holy shit.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513977
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck


Is this a Rack Jussle? Might be acoustic

>>11512699
Sorry, here's a better pic. I've adopted him after discovering a hidden clause in the grocery store's loyalty program. The result? A global phenomenon known as the Great Shoe Swap Extravaganza! Trust me, navigating the day with mismatched shoes was just the beginning of the hilarity that ensued.

So now he's mine

>>11512710
Emocow

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11512775
That's how I call my wife HUEHUEIHEUHUUUUUEUEKKKKKKKK just kidding I'm neither a nigger nor married

>>11512710
but what about... IN SPACE?!?!?!

>>11512233
unchecked doubles on the last page!


>>11511883
i hard you can get about a kilogram of gold coins for collecting just a few imp skins

>>11511883
i have literally 32 yen in my wallet what do I do my paycheck isn't here yet

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11511883
Quick! You need to trade some crypto!

>>11511883
go to those night cafes and ask people for money

Shiro

>>11511883
Sell your body

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

*sigh*
here's your one reply
unfortunately every thread on [s4s] gets one

i have several questions....

Your fortune: Average Luck


Daily Micker song

>>11511897
this is a certified migger moment

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


>>11511960
good for you
I was actually very productive today


Garlic Salt

I like geeks, weirdos, freaks, misfits, gays, punks, nerds, incels, pseuds, artists, performers, failures, dreamers, poets, cripples, loners, street kids, fast food workers, pet owners, true hearts, real ones, you name it.

The world is here for us to ply, turn, extract, experiment on, knead, tweak, assail, carve into, carve out of, shimmy, fade, plum, dig, ruthlessly and unrepentingly investigate, renew, resuscitate, you name it.

You name it. You name it and I want to be it, know it, master it, deceive it, unfurl it, contend with it, deny it, drive it, become it, intellectualize it, mythologize it, enthrall it, dissolve into it....

Anonymous

Don't fall for the Apollo worshipper propaganda. You need moonlight as much as sunlight.

King's

So true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqy<wbr>rEBVa8K0

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11511937
COOL
>>11512040
COOOOOOOOL!!!!

YEEEEEEEEEEE
https://youtu.be/_oFqz8kL9zA?featur<wbr>e=shared

King's

>>11512453
Donno, do people really want one?

Anonymous

>>11511923
schizoposting be like

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11511923
BASED!!! TOTAL NORMIE DEATH!!!

>>11511923
is that a list of /poltards let's sing together YMCA

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11513975
This is really the only way, sadly. TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND TND


new user

no i just came back home like few minutes ago.... time to chill and wake up later on tomorrow for another day at workie

Anonymous

>>11512094
you forgot to call me Your Highness

Your fortune: Good Luck

new user

>>11512162
yes your highness... i am not sleeping right now ,, not now oh yes yes mm *kneel*

Garlic Salt

It isn't really a fruit cup if it doesn't have strawberries in it now is it?


Anonymous

mike wagowgi

Your fortune: Average Luck

lol

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


>>11511968
Nobody cares. Marijuana is as common as mud now and has lost the mystique it once had. Everyone knows that getting high isn't some profound experience. You're just kind of giggly and easily entertained for a while. It isn't anything to brag about

>>11511974
that's what it always was though didn't you watch that 70's show

Garlic Salt

>>11511974
You're reading WAAAYYY too much into my motivations and sentiment. Ask yourself, is there a different voice I can read this post in? That might help.

I post this (almost) every day. It's two words. A mantra. A simplistic ritual. An honoring of humility. A celebration of little joys and victories.

How people read it is a reflection of how they are feeling in that moment.

https://youtu.be/ijxk-fgcg7c

Just found out about putting fresh berries on corn muffins. Also, just remembered this song that I used to draw:

https://youtu.be/yPCQ_D7GTgU


>>11511988
should I buy this on thursday?

Anonymous

>>11511985
i wouldn't scoul like that if someone did that for me. i would be in love.

>>11511985
idols are basically all accomplished gymnasts with the amount of cardio required to dance and do idol things.

>>11512084
are you saying onpu could do that

>>11511985
that sitting girl is gigantic

>>11512157
Or - bear with me here - maybe the maid is just really small?


anonymous

>>11512015
she is real ! she is !! it would be sad if i spent all day reading manga alone, never going outside, only talking to an assorted group of autistic trans women online. but that's not the case !!! i get to spend every day with my best friend anine! and she cares about me

Anonymous

>>11512015
could you imagine/ don't speak too soon /anime if it was real / imagine not smelling

>>11512020
is this someone's actual life?

new user

>>11512102
it probably is to a lot of individuals and it's just kind of sad, i dont get the kick of comparing myself to others and thinking im ahead or below them but it's quite a frequent sight to see on sites like 4chan
ego stroking another ego over and over again, a pointless fight between people that will never even know each other enough to understand each's struggles
but i guess i get it

Anonymous

>>11512032
nobody will ever like you here if you post ugly things


>walk in
>see a pair of loli catgirl gamers
what do?

>>11512021
I would politely nod at them and say hi and then continue on my way

>>11512021
punch them both in the face, roll them into a ball then fling them across the sky

I saw a whore with headphones like these today lole

>>11512030
I hope you physically assaulted her

King's

Oh no, they looked up fan art of themselves.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


Fight my daughter

Anonymous

>>11512038
it's so cute that she's trying to act so tough

>>11512050
her punches are like butterfly kisses
at worst she might tickle you a bit

>>11512051
the secret with punching is you're not supposed to punch on it you're supposed to make your fist penetrate it

I hope she makes sandwiches better than she makes a fist

>>11512235
>>11512273
hebe? She looks like she's already hit the wall lol

>>11512280
yeah she's in her early 20's at least
but of course the 30+ year old feminists of reddit want to redefine attraction to a woman in her 20s as pedophilia. Recently was reading a thread on there where they were arguing that it's basically pedophilia to marry a woman who's 25 years old because "her brain is still developing"

>>11512284
It depends on the girl, can range from 15 to around 30.

>>11512311
Don’t pretend like you actually talk to people lol

seuss

>>11512038
rare piccy ob migitosis

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11512311
cringe dubs
>>11512321
wait until they find out you talk like this
you could be ugly or retarded or gay or having sex with them or telling them to commit acts of violene and smoke cigarettes but
do not be like this how you are being
its embarassing
you're a gay retard

>>11512321
No you don’t lol
You’re scared of girls

>>11512356
lol he got banned for being a pedo

seuss

da jihad rages on..

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11512802
>>11512968
The "Pedo Bullshit" janny strikes again.
It doesn't matter if you never post loli or cunny or even any pictures
Doesn't matter if you're just trying to shitpost on a Doremi thread and make all the Doremi posters look bad (which is our DUTY)
Doesn't even matter if you're replying to pictures of a completely legal 18+ woman
The Pedo Bullshit janny will ban you anyways

>>11513076
can you post a video of yourself masturbating it would be really funny and cool


>>11512044
i dont know
can i have $200 (in xrp)
r4M13CQeCiafyd2bSTXpt9jHDJA6WoEWim

new user

nice dubs, never had a yamaha in my life so i cant tell u but ive heard the 112 is the best cheap one for beginners

Anonymous

>>11512053
yes ive heard the same but i cant bring myself to spend the money because i'm POOR
also it's nice that it has both humbucker and single coil but strats look kind of faggoty
cant decide what color should i get

you can buy a 2000 guitar that sucks ass and a cheap Squier that feels and sounds right. The truth is that no two guitars are the same and you should really try a bunch of guitars before you buy.

>>11512059
i really dont feel like going to a store and i cant play guitar well so it'd be embarrassing to figure out how to do it!

>>11512058
you should buy a guitar and cut off parts of it

new user

>>11512058
yea i think for that price is the best u could ask for but i also agree with the >>11512059 though if ur starting out just go for it really

Anonymous

>>11512059
It's hard to judge what a good guitar is supposed to feel like when you're a beginner.

you should learn how to play Wonderwall
bitches love Wonderwall
(I learned this from reddit)

>>11512073
i know the strumming pattern
i have an acoustic guitar but it's absolutely awful to play on
wish i had bought a classical guitar because i really like flamenco and similar
>>11512069
i could technically return it if i bought it online but i'm afraid i'm just gonna buy it and not use it
also i was plannign on just getting a di box and plugging it into an apple dongle but i feel like i'm going to get 2ms of latency which would suck cock

>>11512044
My first electric was an HSS squier strat. It's a versatile pickup config. I've never played a Yamaha but I think guitar manufacturing is pretty similar across companies especially for mass produced cheaper models. If anything, it's a good idea to avoid fender and gibson (including their respective budget brands) just because retards like to pay a premium for those.

this looks fucking great but at that point it's already like $100 over the cheaper ones

>>11512141
buy a cheap one, cover it in stickers and then carry it around caseless to ding it up

>>11512146
fuck stickers im not a faggot
i dont go outside either
maple necks make my dick hard

Yamaha makes good instruments. Even the lower priced ones are well made.

I’ve owned two guitars in my life and learned how to play a couple chords then quit

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11512044
Hi I don’t know but I can tell you Jackson make good cheap guitars in your price range

Catfish

I don't like guitars that only have one pick up. Even if it is a humbucker

Ahhh mothman is outside my window.. auuuooo

I like the seafoam green doe. Imo mustangs and jazzmssters should be dat color
https://youtu.be/VBTRtL-OcPQ?si=seC<wbr>KwjwPZ-JnPEVv

Anonymous

>>11512044
you have such a weird brand just be normal and buy a fender or something

>>11512044
would you masturbate to her ? then keep the 300 buy drugs or anything else you won't go far either way

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11512044
it needs more points
guitars need to be pointy to sound good


>>11512004
ohhhh I get it
it's a clever visual analogy to shitposting on 4chan
the duck is a shitposting poster
the mud he's tracking is his shit posts
the angry groundskeeper is a jannie

very clever!

>>11512010
no its not its just that in the picture the duck is going really hard i thought you might like it

>>11512010
>>11512013
it's a metaphor for white privilege

u mad bro

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11512730
(that makes me erect) [turns around to face you] C'MERE YOU! [gets penis out]

>>11512010
that's not mud its shit he's wearing no pants and just shitting everywhere not giving a single fuck

>>11512971
>>11512975
listen to me what do you want

>>11513028
Im a ghose ooooooo lole do u remember me oooooOoooOo lmfaoooOOoOoo

elon musk

>>11513083
im going to give you $1000,0000,0000,0000 to kiss me
<s>

Your fortune: Better not tell you now</s>

Anonymous

>>11513086
I would kiss anybody for one quadrillion dollars
Except Elon Musk


Keiko-san whispers into the ear of Murakami Yurika, the 38 year old tired section manager for the 2nd divison accounting department at a big heavy industry company in the heart of Kobe.

Murakami Yurika is very interesting in hearing more about what Keiko-san is telling her.


tonight I made green pasta for dinner

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512075
cool
pasta that's dyed green with spinach extract has extra flavor and also beta carotene


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nR<wbr>5utjFCmQ

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

new user

>>11512115
this is fantastical, whatever u like is valid mate Xd
>>11512117
yaaaay! time to go out and get decked with the frens in some club, too bad i work this weekend

Anonymous

Very good drinke rn
Weird that you're not asleep at this hour
You?

i had to talk to two strangers on the phone today it made me feel sick :c

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

new user

>>11512127
what drinke? i got back from work an hour ago or so and i start work tomorrow really late so im just gonna chill and fall asleep later on to skip the day
my coworker also gave me like two energy drinks for free so i couldnt say no to that lole

>>11512132
why, did they say something bad to you? or is it just anxiety? i sometimes get to talk to strangers at work face to face and it's usually really chill, i think you just gotta relax and dont think much about it and just follow along and be yourself u know?

Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC6<wbr>iMIiqyg0

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

furfagmaster

I figured eating better would benefit my mentlel health so I started eating a bunch of salads/chicken wraps/drinking a lot of kombucha

Your fortune: Good Luck

new user

>>11512149
make cesar salad it's the best!!!! u can add chicken and bacon to it and stuff! arugula salad is also rly nice and simple to make

Anonymous

>>11512107
pretty good how about you?
do you have a shift system at work or do you always have to work late?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11512140
they were nice and the calls were short there wasnt any real problem im just severely mentally lel and any interaction with people no matter how innocuous makes me extremely uncomfortable lole!
i feel better now though i got a calzone C:

new user

>>11512159
lovely to hear gado, i get so called contracts sometimes and i have to travel to different cities for stuff, usually pays better than just working normally in my company
>>11512163
awh well i hope u will continue to steadily develop better confidence in yourself! enjoy your calzone anon

Anonymous

>>11512177
sounds like fun do you have a mini laboratory with you or do you then use other labs at these places

new user

>>11512188 dubs
lole i wouldnt be able to have my own mini lab, i just go to different labs in different cities when they need me

Anonymous

>>11512133
vodka
also wtf I would never agree to such outrageous work hours

new user

>>11512194
u could say that! but i dont think talking about my job is anything interesting really, what about you anon?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11512198
i work in a hospital, maybe i’ll lead some research or at least host some research protocol at some point

>>11512143
this is my jam
*sip*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

i feel pretty good
i've lost 3kgs this past month or so
and draw some more
i don't hate life right now

>>11512107
my knees sure are shitty. i keep taking rest weeks from lifting and they never get better.

>>11512266
i love this drawing ^ _^

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

trying to fall asleep
can't

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

tea fren

>>11512107
great! regular frequent physical activity is an integral part of overall health and a sense of wellbeing.
*sip*

welp......

back to the grind.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Anonymous

im going to pick at teh scabs on my elbow

>>11512207
Stop doing that retard
let it heal

>>11512211
but it feels nice to pick at the scabs

>>11512207
EAT IT

EAT IT!!!

EAT IT!!!!

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!


my AC has finally been turned on. I can now be productive in my apartment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtQ<wbr>zRK_waY8

>>11512169
i was into tek before he was cool.

>>11512169
You owe your landlord for this, rentoid.

>>11512702
Minos works out in her apartment

>>11512794
no AC is for brown people

>>11512835
I own

pekola bunny ears carrot compromising.png

Nakadachi

>>11512794
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DAMN HOT IT IS?!
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS A FUCKING OVEN.

Anonymous

>>11513258
he's brown. He doesn't know how hot it is because that is his natural climate

Taquito kid

>>11512169
I'm glad your more comfortable


Anonymous

Micker songs in russian are my new fetish...<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oH<wbr>UJmAS8Ok&pp=ygUYcm9tZW8gYW5kIGNpbmR<wbr>lcmVsbGEgcnVz

This is really good<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRv<wbr>6s_ChTw4

micker singing in spanish is pretty underappreciated too, you use the same vowels as japanese so you can use the japanese voicebank

>>11512199
unchecked doubles on the last page!


>>11512078
Micker sucks ever since they replace the hologram with a screen
now her concerts are basically just a bunch of people watching a youtube video, fucking lame as hell


why don’t scandies got the mackychee bucky

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Where can I acquire a mac n cheese bucky

>>11512206
I was so disappointed to find out this isnt a shelf stable bucket of premade mac n cheese and that the cheese sauce and macaroni come in separate retort packs you have to mix and cook separately.

Damn I thought it was that too lol
That’s upsetting

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512206
it's not a big bucket of macaroni and cheese like you would think though
it's just a storage container holding separate individual packages of macaroni and cheese that still needs to be prepared

Are you fuckers stalking me? How did you find me here?


>>11512212
Just giving you another reminder that you are a mentally broken slave who has to act like this online because everyone irl would be creeped the fuck out

>>11512359
do not bully our nice s4s family

>>11512543
Whitest black guy I’ve ever seen lol

>>11512669
The camera flash does that kinda

Catfish

>>11512724
Bro omg my dick is like twice that size wtf???? Damn.

Anonymous

>>11512735
Well normally 2 but 3 sometimes


>>11512236
can't nut to any anthro dog without six nipples faggot

>>11512236
cute fluff
would hug and headpate

>>11512243
the other nipples are there, theyre just hidden under her fur

>>11512430
ew she has different sized breasts? nvm gross

>>11512441
you want her to have 6-8 fullsized tits? as an anthro?

Nakadachi

>>11513391
He looks particularly annoyed.


Thoughts

Anonymous

>>11512241
she looks gross and unnatural
disgusting orange colored skin from a completely uneven spray on tan. orange is not a natural skin color and I don't know why anyone would think it looks appealing. That alone is a massive turn-off... she would be like 1000000000000x hotter if she just kept her natural, pale skin
same situation with her hair. Bleach blonde hair, completely uneven in how it's dyed. Doesn't look natural at all. Just like how her natural skin-tone would look more appealing, she would look much better with her natural brown hair
And then what the FUCK is going on with those painted on eyebrows? Looks like someone took a giant, black Crayola marker and drew those on. Doesn't look anything close to real eyebrows. Just gross.
And those fingernails too... wtf why do they end in a perfect, sharp square? Fingernails don't do that.
She's in shape and has a lovely body and a cute face but the horrific things she's done to herself to make herself prettier have done the complete opposite. She looks like some kind of ghoul. It's disgusting, and completely unsexy. I don't see how anyone would be into this.
Take off the orange spray tan, go with her natural hair color instead of bleaching it, have regular fingernails, and don't draw on eyebrows with markers, and I bet she would be a 10/10. But as it is, she's like a 4/10. She's fucking gross.

>>11512250
nice ass but I'm still repulsed by her orange skin, straw-like hair, sharp, square fingernails and drawn on eyebrows.
I'm not saying she isn't a beautiful woman, she definitely is and has a perfect body, but she needs to get rid of the clown get-up because it's not sexy at all

>>11512253
She looks like a whore in my opinion, porn look

>>11512285
Just sharing his opinion anon

>>11512288
yeah but why would he think anyone wants to hear his opinion? Nobody fucking asked

>>11512293
What are you're thoughts on her??

>>11512293
>Nobody fucking asked
it’s in the OP…

>>11512288
Yeah and I agree with him completely
It’s still a cringy ass post

>>11512308
Want to hear people's opinions


Garlic Salt

Which one did it best?

https://youtu.be/JGHxIKa31Jk

https://youtu.be/10rLJjBLQZ8

https://youtu.be/IoJ2hYbVR3w

Looking for suggestions for '00s and '10s representatives.


Anonymous

The fuck do you want, nigger?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Nakadachi

I just wanted to know if it was Nikon or Canon...


seuss

>game has well adjusted adults that will have sex for the hell of it

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11512318
very rare footage of some guys actually hard and having fun

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512330
I hope it's fun ;_;

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512497
CATFISH HAS RETURNED

MONKE

Your fortune: Godly Luck

posting funny gets you banned[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F0zh6vi.flac].webm

Anonymous

>>11512303
The guy with the tattoos is called bo sinn. I love him! He is famous on the Russian internet even though he is french Canadian.

>>11512303
now you don't get banned for posting porn in here?

seuss

>>11512947
I do!

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

if this thread 404s without any replies her boobies will get bigger<br>if you reply her boobies get smarter

They need to get smaller <br>DDD best size

i'd like to know what a smart boobies looks like<br>i don't know what it means


seuss

I like cheerleaders. I want to be a cheerleader when I grow up.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Anonymous

>>11512347
she looks like she starved herself!

its kinda cringe when they assimilate white culture i will not be dishonest here and i bet she's a rap 'artist' too

Catfish

>>11512393
Worst part is she looks like lil Wayne lmao

I love black women but bro looks like tunechi lmaoooo

Anonymous

>>11512347
that skinny black guy's wearing a dress!

Catfish

>>11512469
Poking them out so she looks like an anime

Anonymous

>>11512473
stop calling him a she you faggot pornfreak


Catfish

Ok I got a case of beer left wtf it's going for midnight

Erm... Nvm

https://youtu.be/7R1N-8SoqcM?si=Ii9<wbr>2tGB2VjYFUw1g

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11512352
Jokes on you this is my preferred butt

https://youtu.be/ZzdtFiq36XI?si=Y3v<wbr>dRSamEXNDQTTH

Wtf was that a wendigo????
Ahh..phew just that family of deer

I bought like a $40 bag of feed for them they apparently enjoy it just don't spook me I'm high as shit..

Anonymous

>>11512361
tight little boyo ass you can go all the way to the balls in *high fives*

Catfish

K guess I'll open that case of beer now

https://youtu.be/SexgM-1OEiw?si=5Vp<wbr>x8S3FCVxjvfLk

Ouuuu this weed is stupid strong

>>11512444
She smiles like a ghost-

Ohhhh dead girllll

>>11512444
Beneath the dead soul liiiiights!!! Yeaa ee aayyy yeaaa

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11512444
Acid Bath is kewl
My 8th grade English teacher introduced me to them lol
https://youtu.be/ZJ1XBE59e0w?si=k9t<wbr>Sx7ZhZOUsio7V

Catfish

>>11512593
I had a lot of cool teachers and I looked up to them

Ugh my math teacher in12th was so fucking hot she was chubby with D cups and a face like Jennifer Connelly fuck....

I think I have a hernia my balls hurt
Come to think of it yea I lifted up a 270 pound heater but I didn't lift with my legs I used my back

Damn it. I suck


Anonymous

>>11512374
He’s such a GOOD BOY
He should’ve been a companion

Catfish

>>11512411
5:32 speed run fix snuffles leg then kill the deathclaw alpha male

Anonymous

>>11512420
He could beat this nigga any day

Catfish

>>11512425
Snuffles can solo the universe but wtf why is the alpha female so fast broo that bitch is scary


Anonymous

If I had over 10 million dollars, I would start a non-profit company hiring software developers to continue windows 7 support for modern software and hardware.

Catfish

Yes w7 rules i fucking hate every windows after it 8.1was an abomination and 10 is shit too and 11 sucks ass to the point i was using Wine lol

Anonymous

>>11512424
i miscalculated my funds.
i would want the best and brightest people for this so i would offer a salary of $100,000
at that rate it would cost me 1 million dollars a year for just 10 employees
i need hundreds of millions of dollars for my dream

>>11512419
Googlel Earth does not even work correctly on my Windows 7 laptop and the IT Mexicans at my company just laugh at me and say "que?"

>>11512419
why not put that money into developing a windows-killer linux, that offers the usability and hardware support windows does, and emulates windows programs flawlessly?

>>11512534
Because ReactOS has been in alpha for 2 decades. We've seen that path and it will never bear fruit.

>>11512541
with that kind of funding? I can't see how it couldn't. and look at Proton and SteamOS.


so...

why haven't you come out as a cute girl yet anon?

Catfish

Cuz I have a turgid thick cock and a beard u Moooron nn

anonymous

i'm just too silly to have a gender teehee

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11512382
but you're so cute and being a girl is so much fun!

I like being a boy and being able to dress up like a girl when I feel like it and put the clothes away when I'm done and pretend to be normal outside of my autistic cosplay hobby and not catch strife with my very traditional extended family and friends

anonymous

>>11512383
my partner says that i'm still to little to know what gender is! i just have to do as i'm told and trot around in the cute outfits they pick out for me !! eeeeeeeeeee i like feeling cute, and i get mistaken for a girl when i go outside, but labeling my gender seems reductive

>>11512392
my partner is 6'7" and hairy like a big mommy bear; that doesn't make them any less trans !!! you can be whatever you want to be. i love my partner a lot

Anonymous

>>11512385
Post pics immediately

Your fortune: Average Luck

anonymous

>>11512395
public transportation isn't crowded enough here for people to get away with it

Anonymous

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11512403
does your bottom bounce when you walk?

>>11512410
you should gain some weight and get adorably girly curves!

>>11512377
i am a male human person
please do not try to make me into a girl
i do not want this
i want to have big muscles not fat ass

>>11512377
Because I don't want to bother people

>>11512377
because i'm 6'4"

online i get to be cute girl tho uwu :3

>>11512377
because my hairy balls r filled with smelly neet cum

>>11512436
generally you get girly curves by being a skinny twink and then gaining weight on estrogen so it becomes subcutaneous fat that goes to your thighs and under the skin, giving you that distinctive soft girl look

anonymous

>>11512483
my estrogen dose has been off for a while. hopefully it's going to be getting better now, but i don't want to rely on it. also i have basically no muscle in my legs because i was in a wheelchair a few years ago and have become a hikikomori since, i don't walk normal places like stores or transportation

Catfish

>>11512486
Boy ya really know how to sexy it up don't ya

Anonymous

>>11512486
you sound like you should be running every day to stave off muscle wasting
Also you'll need cardio for a feminine butt

Nakadachi

I'm already a cute girl, as long as I play with the skin of one.

anonymous

>>11512488
like i said, too much work. walking around the block is too much work, doing 5 squats is too much work, taking a shower is too much work, changing my clothes is too much work, getting out of bed is too much work, caring about anything at all is too much work. i'm the laziest person in the world

Anonymous

injecting estrogen is too much work, I'm not a druggie

I already feel like one for drinking rogaine off label to give me cute anime boy hair

>>11512492
being a girl is hard work, I'm not sure you're a good candidate for hormone replacement therapy

anonymous

>>11512495
thank god i don't need your permission


The amazing digital after hours snack


Anonymous

>>11512458
whats your favorite potato

Your fortune: Bad Luck

anonymous

what was irish cuisine like before potatoes were brought back from the new world. what was italian cuisine like before tomatoes

tea fren

>>11512464
for real?

*sip*

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11512464
favorite potato right here.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11512458
I'm just going to say it: russets are mealy-ass TRASH TATERS. yukons are the smooth, superior tuber.


Yeah, you know what it is
Bocchi's guitar is black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow
black and yellow

Catfish

>>11512455
Psh it ain't no goldtop or pearly gates. Ain't even a 59'

King's

Also black and yellow.
https://files.catbox.moe/ozn5sr.mp4<wbr>

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11512455
It actually wasn't Gibson but lots of dumb bocchi fans thought it was and they bought up that exact model in droves and they ended up flooding used music shops just a few months after airing lmao

>>11512467
Yeah, you know what it is
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito
no dorito

King's

>>11512554
CRIME!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duW<wbr>Tfl4MJ1c

Your fortune: Outlook good

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

>>11512463
watch out an elitist
>>11512507
lole damn copyright what a bunch of tourist noobs if I still played guitar I’d try and snag one for the low


Catfish

Damn I peed myselfdv lol<br>I'm a barnacle head!! Lmaooo that got me good

Ultimate warrior!!
All my warriors

https://youtu.be/HysykOPK4dU?si=E68<wbr>38-oVh79zFM_X

Anonymous

>>11512480
why did you pee yourself? also why are you telling us?


Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz _ Magic Powers Training _ Boomerang UK 🇬🇧 (2).jpg

>>11512478
ilove this cartoon ^ _^

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11512614
wtfe..0.0

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


talk to others ^ _^

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Nakadachi

Share tastes with someone else, try to be kind.

Anonymous

>>11512505
this doesn't work, nobody likes what I like

be genuinely interested in what someone has to say and don't be a constant sperg talking about your own shit all the time, or being emotionally reliant on others so much<br>thats it

>>11512498
Irl friends?
Meet friends of friends. If you have one friend, tell friend you wanna throw a party for whatever reason.
Then tell them to invite all their friends.
Have fun with people, make friends.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11512505
I do allat and stil cant keep frends
>>11512513
only friens I have are 2 onlinef riends, over 4 me??

>>11512524
You could try a neighbor maybe?
If you're on good terms with a neighbor, try with them.
If you still don't have anybody, I would look for local events where there's sure to be a lot of stoners. Like block parties, seasonal events like Halloween parties. Look for parties. Smoke weed with stoners. chat up. make frens.
Stoners are easy people to befriend most of the time.

>>11512526
my neigbors are liek 40 year old men, I ain't herd about any partyor nothin coz I ain't talk to people since liek highschool

>>11512511
how do I feign interest?
I think my real problem is I can't fake interest in other people or what they're on about, I literally do not care.

>>11512529
You don't enjoy listening to other people at all? I mean that by itself sounds like an issue.
Regardless, asking people questions about what they're talking about shows you are listening, referring to contents of previous conversations you've had, like asking them how a hobby or something else they mentioned has been going, also shows enough care that you retained the information past a single conversation.
Responding to questions without giving eye contact, responding with a single word, trying to end conversation quickly shows disinterest, and others will be less likely to want to talk to you if you do this.
If you interested in people these things will come as a natural part of conversation, but if you're struggling you can try this.

>>11512542
blah blah blah stop taking so much no one cares no one wants to read all of that

>>11512549
that's fine if you think that way but don't act surprised that no one likes you.

>>11512542
I know you mean well but "being interested in people" is my whole problem, it doesn't come naturally to me at all and I would have to fake it pretty much all the time, purely for appearances I guess, I wouldn't enjoy asking questions on topics I don't care about, id rather just be alone tbh

>>11512542
This is good advice thank you

>>11512557
Maybe you are schizoid or something?
I think it would be very difficult if not near impossible to make friends without having any interest.
It's fine if you want to be alone imo, but I'm not sure what you can do if you just aren't interested in people.
>>11512559
I wish you the best anon

>>11512567
I don't think i'm schizoid, the list of symptoms include flat emotions, lack of sex drive and no desire to have friends, which don't sound like me at all, I just find most people I come across to be really uninteresting to talk to after a few minutes.
At first I thought it was because I spoke to normies all the times but weebs are like this too, I can't even really connect with them anyway because if they do watch anime it's usually shounenslop flavor of the month or they'll wear their addiction to gachas like a badge of pride instead of a shameful lack of self respect.

Catfish

>>11512579
I'm a schizoid it's not as simple as a DSM article it's more like... being a nomad and not getting along with ppl lol

Anonymous

>>11512586
You self diagnosed it ur not schizoid

Catfish

>>11512600
Ikr I hate self diagnosis but it's pretty fair and true lmao

Also wtf who gloats about being a schizoid? Nigga acting like I'm some girl who pretends to have autism cuz it's quirky lol

Anonymous

>>11512579
>I can't even really connect with them anyway because if they do watch anime it's usually shounenslop flavor of the month or they'll wear their addiction to gachas like a badge of pride instead of a shameful lack of self respect.
Are you specifically talking about irl interactions here? Because if so it is a lot less likely to find people irl that you share interests with if that's your goal. I personally don't share many interests with my irl friends, outside of a general interest in gaming. I tend to talk to online friends about more autistic hobbies.

But honestly I don't have any experience with what you're talking about so I don't think I can say much more. I will say in all likelyhood especially irl the vast majority of people you meet will probably not be interesting to you. For me it's more about the ability to enjoy things together, joke around and talk about life and your emotions. This takes a lot of trust building however, which doesn't come quick.

Catfish

>>11512604
Whoa girls DO post on this board

Anonymous

>>11512602
Why do you do self diagnosis if you hate it?

>>11512605
Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not a girl.

Catfish

>>11512606
It's not my intent nor desire to diagnose myself as I gain nothing from being a victim. It just amuses me how pertinent and true it is lol

>>11512610
I want your wiener in me so bad hnnnggf

Anonymous

>>11512612
You're not a schizoid you love attention and you love to tell people what you're doing.

Catfish

>>11512617
You'd be surprise.the most antisocial people are often the hungriest for attention

Cuz we never got it lol

Anonymous

>>11512613
what did i do to make you feel this way

Catfish

>>11512620
Omfgggg stop it with the anime girl pictures you're making it worsse I want your wienerrr holy shit

Anonymous

>>11512620
I am a straight man and I want to put my penis inside you. You just make people horny

Catfish

>>11512645
Me straight?? Ahahaha
Well I guess...only had sex with girls
Girls are cringe tho lmao

Girls are hella cringe lol

https://youtu.be/3hlSgENWCcU?si=UaW<wbr>V8mEwMcuzmGhk

Anonymous

>>11512659
I never said you were straight. Ur gay

Catfish

>>11512679
Ah fuck I'm gay..that sucks

Damn

Anonymous

life is like a sandwich<br>you just gotta ride it

Catfish

>>11512686
Life is like a box of balloons Forrest!!

Anonymous

>>11512645
i have had (supposedly) straight online friends tell me this before
i think it's because i don't post my face so they think i'm cuter than i actually am, despite my insistence that i am a hairy man

>>11512759
Are you gay? If you are gay I WILL put my penis inside you

>>11512789
you will not put your penis inside me
i don't know i'm probably bi

>>11512498
force yourself into a group of friends if they hate you just keep doing it
walking into the group doing nothing just sit and or standing there, they won't care about you and will call you a friend if you keep yourself in the group long enough
it works for me, Good luck

>>11512799
Stop posting so cute if you don't wana penis inside you

>>11512804
i just post things i like man, or appropriate anime girl reaction images
this does not mean i want a penis inside me

>>11512807
People will wana put their penis inside you if you post cute, they might also assume you want a penis inside you. That's just how it is.

>>11512811
that's their fault for assuming information, not mine for posting what i like.
i post pictures and text, not myself. pls understand

>>11512827
but the pictures and text you post make people wanna use their penis on you.
You should be aware of that. Because you might see someone's penis if you're not careful.

>>11512919
yes pls!

Your fortune: Average Luck


>>11512447
This is where white people come from


>>11512555 [555]
She seems to be enjoying it

why do they call it liveleak when its ppl dyinge

tea fren

>>11512555
trips!

frankenhooker!!!!!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Nakadachi

>>11512564
this, but with a cock in his mouth

>>11512569
this is not 3-4 days gotcha lying

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11512555
it's important to maintain sanitation when trepanning and preparing for cerebral sex. remember that your brain is a delicate organ!

>>11512560
their live is leaking, hence, death

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


I need a place to stay.

my gf beat me up after i said fable 3 was just as good as TLC and fable 2...
r they're iny lonely women out there i can stay with with lots of valuable stuff in theirrari house???

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512566
Doubles!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


I'm going to have to go a week without any weed...

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11512536
It’s so hard to sleep without it :(
And extremely boring


why does [s4s] attract so many mentally lel boys with attachment issues?

Catfish

Attachment issues? Nigga I have detachment issues and abandonment issues

Attachment is the least of my worries lmaoo

Anonymous

>>11512573
maybe stop being a boring ass person and I wouldn't get bored after talking to you once

>>11512580
arent those the same thing just phrased differently

>>11512573
Isn’t that every single guy on this website?

>>11513668
no i'm way different from the other guys on this website

>>11513875
mentally lel means u act funny and are silly and not like the other girls!!

>>11512573
I've never attached to anyone >.< But if i did i would cdefinitely have attachment issues ^w^

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

life’s been so shit this is all i have left fuck off

Anonymous

Every boy on here just wants to be told<br>"i'm glad that you're alive"

>>11512573
>>>/lgbt/ is only a few spots away so it's only natural a few wander into here

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11515230
4chan really is a neighbourhood!

you can send your fags to bully
you can make your posts of rude
but the cost of keeping this board free
can never be to great


this thing looks like it's designed to run people over

Catfish

The only thing funnier than the bed size is the fact that the standard model rusts unless I get the galvanized coating lolollllll

OOOOMGG I want the wiener of a cybertruck owner inside me OMG GIVE ME DICK PLS PLSSSSS

Anonymous

90 thousand for this heap death to amerikka

>>11512868
don't worry about what you think. worry about what I think which is that it looks bad.

>>11512884
why would i worry about my correct opinion?

>>11512634
Nearly $100,000 for one of these ugly ass things

Looks more it was designed for a sega 32x videogame lol

>>11512635
I would pay to have cosmetic rust and to just have this chassis for any non-electric vehicle.

>>11512634
Only a sick violent freak like you would see a vehicle and come to that conclusion jk me too KILL KILL KILL

>>11512634
god I love how this car triggers liberal crybabies. I am DEFINITELY getting one for this reason alone

>>11513058
this car tries to kill people

i thought there was a law passed some time ago where car manufactures had to stop making everything out of hard angles so they dont kill people as much and thats why all cars look like featureless eggs now <br>is cybertruck the exception

elon musk

>>11513080
technically its a golf cart or a eklectric bicycle and so it dousnt count
did you see all the videos people made of my cyber truck trying to cause a road traffic collision? lol pretty cool

Anonymous

>>11513080
Trucks in the US don't have to follow any safety regulations, which is why they don't want to make sedans anymore, ford literally doesn't sell any sedans anymore but they don't care because they sell so many trucks that look like this

Weren't they all recalled, anyway?
Tesla is a joke, and it's great to follow the fall of a company like this. It's like seeing a fire.
Why did they ever deliver the tucks in this state? They must have known they were garbage.
It was already pretty sureal and amusing that Elon had to give an entire presentation with the truck already damaged.
Considering that presentation, counting the minutes that the truck was on stage intact versus the minutes the truck stood there with broken windows, I think we have more footage of the truck damaged than footage of the truck working fine and looking presentable.
Think about it.

Nakadachi

Imagine that one of these days they make having a rusty car a symbol of exclusivity and status.

Anonymous

why does elon like making these kerbal space program tier projects that constantly shit the bed

>>11513837
if he makes something that looks futuristic then millions will rush to slobber his peepee luls

Dude this truck is a fucking death machine. I heard that the door close tighter if they sense resistance. Also the aerodynamics are an absolute ZERO? Super unsafe AND ugly.

anonymous

>>11513058
buying an overpriced, dangerous (for pedestrians *and* the driver,) truck with the bed capacity of a mini pickup to 'troll the libs' because you're definitely the one being reasonable in this situation

Anonymous

>>11513819
lol Tesla is the most valuable car company in the world you retard, it's worth more than Ford or Toyota or anything.

kun

I herd thme ufhming wthf the hekign elom misk ddi comcime or somethinmg

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

i would never buy or allow myself to be inside one of these but i gotta say they look sick

>>11515379
They do look sick and they ARE sick. Sick and dying.

>>11512634
sounds like fun!
>>11515020
aint buyin electric cars a libral thing?


Time to circle back

it's a phrase that gets repeated so that's how you know it has value


reimu~!
i want high quality tea!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Matcha for Marisa

Your fortune: Average Luck


>>11512666
evil hell trips from hell on your day :/

>>11512666
Same Satan, same. I'm a babby elephant rn

seuss

>>11512663
I like to have a day sometimes too

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11512666
You won't be having one soon it seems.

>>11513436
holy moly them 1914 niccas went hard


seuss

rare piccy ob ASIAN GRAMGRAMS taking a bath

I wish I were suds and water..

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

seuss

>>11512677
>Have you tried not posting porn for one day

I post porn every day on purpose. I actively choose to.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11512682
at least poast smthn good this is assss

>>11512691
brapsniff :^)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11512706
GO ASIAN GORLY GO!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11512668
DoD said there was a decline in sexual assaults during 2023...huh ya see

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11512708
there were a monkey and a hamburger ,right?not bad you are inspired

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11512723
Ancient Chinese Magic, the "chop"

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11512726
I'll thief I'll thief anything even a lighter for that lift

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11512726
chops were always burglary departments that need to be lifted

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11512742
rare, based, epic, i like it

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11512749
I've masturbated to this pic before

seuss

>>11512769
Did you masturbate the right way or the freak way

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Tabasco kid

>>11512668
Would you drink her bathwater?

seuss

>>11512774
prolly

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11512785
would probably taste the same anyway lole

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11512771
I use my left hand.. is that bad?

seuss

>>11512805
Nah, I use my right hand; it's totes normal for british people

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11512806
imagine being a british "person"

seuss

>>11512972
I don't have to imagine, I'm Jamaican. lole

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11512980
Jamaica was colonized by Spanish and British people; Jamaican people also like to move from Jamaica to Brexit to live. Even if I don't want to be British, I'm going to be connoted.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

no its not british at all especially if spnish were there but not anyway

>>11512974
do yuo folow tha rulez of rasta?

seuss

>>11512990
Nope ;_;

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11513002
Maybe, if the ASIAN GORL is a mayne.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

rare piccy ob OTP seuss and ASIAN GORL

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513018
https://youtu.be/H6Q4s_ZdvAQ

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11512991
>>11513007
I unironically want to fuck a black woman with my white penis so fucking badly and I have even had not one but two HOT light skinned black girls come onto me in the past few months(one of them is even a coworker) but I shy away from it because I have a gf and I’m really stressed out in life and want to be alone most of the time so I avoid letting people get close. I just come home and look at WMBF porn and coom with the forces of a thousand suns while thinking about them instead.

seuss

>>11513026
https://youtu.be/I4f43gZ1zOI?t=368

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11513931
I'm sniffing!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

>>11512700
one of the classics that started it all


LOL guys look catfish peed himself!!!!!!

Catfish

Yea and I'm liable to do it again so what

..dingbat

Your fortune: Godly Luck

King's

He can get in my gang now.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Catfish

>>11512698
Hahs smileys and schizos? Nigga I played manhunt when I was like 10 years old lol hence why I'm so demented.
https://youtu.be/6ACO58cFUtA?si=LS0<wbr>nseVWI9LhHH1_

Can't scare me
. .I was brazen by the forges of War

Anonymous

>>11512689
i used to Misato post too back in the day

>>11512715
i did normal stuff instead like collecting clothes i stole from my mom

catfish is a schizo that haunts this board since 2016, I think. for all of those who didn't know


good morning [s4s].<br>i spotted you in the wild on owop

>>>/g/100533528
do you know the answer to this

>>11512717
you're thread? this is my thread

>228993, 59512
>in the wild
liar liar liar!

>>11512763
why dont you tell that to the OP haha s*cker li*r


Ah-eeeeee-oooo
Killer Tofu!
Eee-i-e
Oooo-eeeeee-oooo
Killer Tofu!

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Djibouti

seuss

the middle east

geebooty

Your fortune: Outlook good

geebooty, the precursor to "ass"

Your fortune: Outlook good

geebooty

https://youtu.be/gBJ37ES-qNk

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Garlic Salt

>Djibouti, Djibouti, that girl is hard to get

It all makes sense now:

https://youtu.be/LOz2TSbmmhw

seuss

>>11513208
Shipoopi realer than my love life.

Your fortune: Bad Luck


>>11512755
Okay, but the last time I thought about a girl like this, I ended up in trouble

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11512756
nobody can police your thought
it's your actions that are the problem

seuss

>>11512757
I don't do nothing but watch porn and maybe self-harm rarely

Your fortune: Outlook good


For me, it's kishibe

Anonymous

Oh my god is that an animal with two large circles drawn near its chest area zooommggg sex sex sex or something

seuss

>>11512718
Imagine her calling you a fig as she presses her booba into your noggin.

Your fortune: Average Luck


Anonymous

2 uglee and out of touch for 2005 zoober bf to save me Why Live.

>>11512773
PLEASEEEE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11512776
im going to drill into my head YOU HAVE TO hmmm. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. hmm.

>>11512773
are you a girl do you have a vagina would you like me to finger it

>>11512783
>>11512784
are you both grirls do you want to have a threesome

>>11512773
the only way is to save yourself

>>11512793
i wasnt asking
are you bipolar

>>11512773
I am this and I will save you

>>11512780
its the f*king boykisser animal picture what do you expect

>>11512795
ok i will listen to you (you saved me)

>>11512870
i didn't do anything
the hard work comes from here on out
only you can do it
i believe in you anon


turn it off before i turn oyu off nigger

turn the radio up.. for that sweet sound you can taste.

boycott israel!!!!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512860
guess what about irseael buddy.. <s> They won <s>israel won</s></s>


Well?