Hello. Sorry for bad inglish but can tell me if this board nice?

Catfish

Idk there's a bunch of new weirdo sissies where the hells they come from

niito-chan

if a board has niitochan on it its a good board

Anonymous

>>11525263
that's just the zoomers. they're all like that

>>11525325
I think there are fewer than you imagine, someone just have multiple characters with different builds

nah this board is like a southern summer<br>in concept it sounds good and you want to go there but once youre in it it's fucking insufferable garbage aids


>>11525274
you are fat femslob and not cute cat

niito-chan

>>11525275
man this is just like stickam

Anonymous

>>11525284
wait you said stickam? yeah maybe, im definitely sticakm deez nuts on your face

niito-chan

>>11525288
when people are going out of their way to bully me on other threads clearly i'm becoming one of the more notable namefigs here

Anonymous

>>11525292
you can be the lolcowe of the year and then disappear like everyone else, gee what an honor yknow?

niito-chan

>>11525297
15 minutes of fame better than 0 minutes of fame


Bust your head!!!

Taquito kid

How about I crack you upside the head with this?

>>11525093
How about I score a goal with your head?

Anonymous

>>11525069
try it, bitch. I will fucking destroy your weak ass. sitting inside a truck all day makes you flabby and weak. I would crack you open and watch you bleed if you even tried to touch me.

Taquito kid

>>11525223
Baa hahaha I would make you my bitch.

Anonymous

>>11525242
thats gay af first of all, second of all you're literally some old fatass what the fuck are you gonna do if i decide to knock out game your ass boomer?

>>11525255
you're an old fat trucker, most people my age could knock you out before you even pulled

Taquito kid

>>11525257
https://youtube.com/shorts/p2Svq6aC<wbr>E7c?si=kgTtwSpiIazdtucM

Yea right you take bath,s with your daddy.

Anonymous

>>11525280
whens the last time you had a full body workout boomer? lmao

>>11525298
yeah i can see the fat folds from here, yikes


Help I'm stuck on stage 4, can anyone tell me how to get to the next stage?

>>11525344
let's party before time to avoid deception

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


have a gay birthday for a nigger you gay nigger

they got married and grew old and died together irl

TAKING A BIG FAT STINKY DUMP IN THIS THREAD
UUUUUUUUURRHHGHGHGNNNNNNNNNNNNN
SWALLOW IT OP ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE

>>11525327
Actually, one of them killed herself and the other one was sent to a mental hospital.

Catfish

>>11525340
Damn how u gon do lil bro like that

Anonymous

>>11525345
BBBBBBBBBBBRAAPPPFFFTTT
NOW EAT IT

>>11525352
it's so obvious what namefig you are

>>11525353
it's so obvious you are nigger


Blog post no1 cares about

I started using the lichess app instead of browser and now I can't solve any of the puzzles anymore. They're all really weird compared to the browser puzzles and I don't know why. Some of them just don't make any sense. The plays I would go for were objectively better and I would still lose points. A lot of them just wants me to trade a bunch of pieces until me and the opponent don't have much left. Even if I'm up in material it doesn't really make sense to do this. I want go get decent at the app puzzles but it's hard if they don't make any sense. I wish it would tell me why I'm wrong and why I should do X over Y. That would help.

yea same at some point i just start moving random pieces to random squares like a brute force attack until it works

>>11525318
But it doesn't just work. If I pick the wrong move I lose puzzle rating immediately. It's ofc not about the points but I'm not learning anything. It doesn't tell me anything and there doesn't appear to be any sense to the app puzzles.

King's

>>11525634

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11525677 (dubs)
is it becoming one of those asian horror movies


This is a fag infested board

guys how do I blur out unnecessary retard furry incel red pilled kike tatemaxx threads.

"I was here at the beginning''


>>11525331
Is the crotch of her panties blue or is it white with the blue of the towel underneath her?

King's

The refined never frazzled girlboss.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11525335
I need to know the answer to this

>>11525435
they are red she's just built really weird and the artist should work on that


Bocchi the Stacked

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11525258
Bocchi Hates Niggers

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


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hes actually really cute with beanie and glasses<br>total bottom though

>>11526535
fags say that about every male they see

>>11526548
you're actually really cute with beanie and glasses
total bottom though


Anonymous

>>11525363
bury nice girl, you mean. you're getting her mixed up with beary pink.

-the-

>>11525412
both beary pink and bury nice

Anonymous

nice try but we all know bune raven is the true mascot of [s4s]

>>11525456
whom raven?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11525566
bun raving!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11525493
this is a lovely post, thanks

>>11525711
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>for a day every thread should be about bury pink gorl


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>>11525371
SO true.... SO heckin true tho.... lol

fucking kids today and their g-string thong bikinis making my dick all hard with their young supple bodies

anonymous

i'm wearing 1980s panties right now. take that co2 in the atmosphere


Daily Bible Verse 5/23/2024

Anonymous

>>11525374
"All Molechs are right in the sight of the kike but the nation ends anyhow"

The book of Shlomo is my favorite too goyim!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

great jewish classic today slave cuck, total classic<br>https://vocaroo.com/19v9T6jVPRgB

>>11525374
>all deeds are right in the sight of the doer
wait holy shit, so the bible agrees with me that morality is subjective? then why do Christians insist that morality comes from god?

The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. 13 Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. 14 Then he said to the tree, “May no one ever eat fruit from you again.” And his disciples heard him say it.

>>11525415
the Bible makes it clear the heart is deceitful and we are sinful, but God is holy.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11525442
this does not debunk what i said, doremiposter

>>11525447
all deeds are right in the sight of the doer (us) (we are sinful and our heart is decietful) but the Lord (holy, the truth, perfect) weighs the heart

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11525449
yes doremi, i can read.. but that does not debunk the idea that the bible agrees morality is subjective.. because the sight of the doer is subjective.. what you perceive right and wrong is within your sight, and differs from my sight..
God only defined the laws around it (you know like ethics, or commandments in this case)

>>11525449
no anubis does and then feeds it to a crocodile bc I failed life

>>11525451
if we are sinful and our heart is deceitful, and the Lord is holy and the truth (the truth is right) then we are wrong. the first line of this verse in original picture is just emphasizing that the heart is deceitful.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11525466
from a biblical point of view: yes but that doesn't mean morality is objective
from a personal point of view: no, i am not by nature sinful and even after sinning my heart has never been deceitful.. (even from a biblical point of view, i could've been a saint by definition had it not been for my recent path)

>>11525471
if you wanna believe morality isnt objective and its all relitive then you have to be completely consistent to be honest and look at your point of view on stuff like babies being raped and killed, murder, racism, beaten wives, and everything like that and say that the opposite about what you believe about those things being wrong or right is equally as true and valid. everyone is a sinner and the only one to live a sinless life or ever will is Jesus Christ.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11525480
yes and i am consistent on that.. morality comes from within.. some people do not morally oppose the examples you've given.. but that doesn't mean it's ethical per say..
morality is the sight of the doer..
ethics on the other hand is objective (but it's subjective whether it's relevant) for it's just a series of 3 questions that basically come down to this:
>what did you do and how did that affect others?
>is it balanced? ie: how did that make you feel?
>is it legal/socially acceptable?
let's give an example:
i bullied the doremi posters back in 2019..
how did that affect you? you were probably sad about it..
how did that make me feel? ngl i was kind of a dick about it..
is it socially acceptable? no, bullying is rude and this is nice board..
therefore: my actions were unethical... but i used to not morally oppose it (and i'm sure a lot of posters on this board don't oppose it)
that's where the subjectivity comes into play.. right now i do think rude=wrong, but that's like my opinion bro
now let's add religion into this:
is bullying a sin? depends.. probably not since it wasn't wrathful nor envy, and i don't take pride into it either.. i was just rude..
does it go against the commandments? do no harm to others what you would not wish upon yourself or whatever the phrase was..
would i go to hell for it? of course not, forgiveness is a virtue
therefore, even though it's unethical and morally oppose it, i am not damned in the eyes of God and can still remain a saint by heart (if it weren't for the fact that i became a literal sinner afterwards)

>>11525537
if there is no God to give objective right and wrong then everything down to ethics and morals is decided by people/society and to be honest you have to accept nothing is right or wrong and everything is equally true and valid when it comes to right and wrong because its relative. you cant declare anything right or wrong or objective if you wanna be honest while believing everything is relative.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>11525567
i didn't say there's no God (now i am saying it, but i'm agnostic so who knows)
but everything else you say afterwards, yes actually.. in that case it is indeed decided by society.. and yes, nothing is right or wrong (morally speaking), like i said ethics is objective for subjective reasons..
yes, i can't indeed "declare" anything to be right or wrong.. i just say i feel wrong for having bullied you in the past, and under the guise of "this is nice board" what i did was rude.. that is objective, but whether i should feel bad about that is my own personal dilemma that i have to face on my own.. and i did..
i have decided for myself that my past actions were wrong, for they are not the actions that i want to engage in for future reference.. i do not want to be rude anymore..
facts may not care about feelings, but morals ARE feelings.. so how i feel is relevant, heccing cute and valid..

>>11525576
ethics are not objective they are constantly changing in society and determined by people. some politicans believe its ethical to pocket money from the government. people in the prison system in the US think its ethical to brutally murder p*dos or extort them. ethics are always changing in society and relative to the person not objective at all in people. please look at the historical accuracy of the Bible and historical evidence of Jesus Christ, read the gospels, and determine on your own if Jesus Christ is trust worthy and reliable enough for you to put your trust and faith in him. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>11525587
oops sory forgot to clarify ethics are not objective at all when its just people but it is when there is a God who determines what is right/wrong and he gave us a conscious rational mind knowing whats right/wrong

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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>>11525587
>ethics are not objective they are constantly changing in society and determined by people
that's what i said tho.. it's objectivity stems from subjective reasons..
what i meant with objective is that it's not a matter of personal believes, rather we can factually say "this is socially unacceptable" but what makes something socially unacceptable is decided by the people's subjective morals..
>please look at the historical accuracy of the Bible and historical evidence of Jesus Christ, read the gospels, and determine on your own if Jesus Christ is trust worthy and reliable enough for you to put your trust and faith in him
i grew up with that shit tho.. that's why i'm not a fan of New Testament larpers.. stick to the old one, and don't let King James rewrite biblical history for political gain, amen..
>Jesus loves you
nobody loves me.. my mom hates me because i'm "too good for this world"
i wasn't joking when i said i would've been a saint if i didn't give in into my sin of gluttony only a few years ago..
as a matter fact, i am actually alot like Jesus.. but nobody would believe me because that's not a virtuous thing to say.. which i am okay with, because i got nothing to prove and noone to impress..

>>11525601
noo no we cant facutally say "this is socially unacceptable" because the "subjective reasons" arent unanamously agreed on by everyone all the time so its relative still...i didnt grow up reading the Bible or believing in Christ sorry i dont know what you mean by new testament larpers, the new testament is the covenant were in. king james is a freemason im hapy we can agree about king james rewriting Biblical history ^ _^. Jesus loves you so much he died for you and he even knows exactly how many hairs are on your head ^_^ God created you with a purpose and meaning. ^ _^

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>11525610
>noo no we cant facutally say "this is socially unacceptable" because the "subjective reasons"
it is factually socially unaccepted.. but social norms aren't unanimously agreed on by everyone and its relative still.. yes..
>sorry i dont know what you mean by new testament larpers
basically that refers to people who take King James (an objectively false prophet) as gospel
>Jesus loves you
>God created you with a purpose
then why do Catholics tell me i'm born with sin? if that were the case then fate or destiny must be real, in which case even if "God is just testing you" then even passing the test would destine me into damnation.. i literally used to be the most virtuous saint before i gave in to gluttony.. and i didn't need religion to do so.. my values were virtuous on their own..

>>11525636
using other people as your primary source for God, the Bible's teachings, or Christ espeically when they contradict it is wrong. we have freewill and theres no such thing as fate or destiny when it comes to eternal separation from God or eternal life with God. its a choice. we are all born sinners and fallen short of the glory of God, but Jesus Christ loves us so much he promises eternal life if we put our trust and faith in him.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>11525654
The bible is obnoxious retranslated hearsay written by other people that died 2000+ years ago.

>>11525654
>using other people as your primary source for God, the Bible's teachings, or Christ espeically when they contradict it is wrong
probably.. so does that mean i'm not a bad person then?
>we are all born sinners
but please elaborate because i still don't understand.. i was born a virtuous saint.. if it weren't for the stuff i did in the past 6 years, my whole entire life would've been the living prove that we were not born sinners.. i hate to use my circumstantial evidence of things i done lately as a reference point for what you're saying, so let's focus on the first years of my life.. what about me made me a sinner?

>>11525663
we have over 5000 greek manuscripts (all agreeing) making up the new testament dated when eyewitnesses of Christ could've wrote it and its extremely historically accurate (with no historical innaccuracys), internally consistent and fits perfectly with history.
>>11525666
everyone is a sinner no one is better or worse than anyone else we are in desperate need of Jesus Christ's forgiveness. we are all born sinners because we inheret a sinful nature from adam and eve. Romans 5:12 says "Therefore, just as sin entered the world through one man, and death through sin, and in this way death came to all people, because all sinned." ^ _^

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>11525679
instead of virtue signaling, could you answer my question.. why am i a sinner? what did i do? (my current lifestyle aside)

>>11525680
i dont know you i cant tell you what you did but im pretty sure your a human and we all inhereted a sinful nature from adam and eve. Jesus Christ is the only one who has or ever will live a sinless life because he is holy (hes God in human form)

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>11525679
Yep a lot of contradiction and fiction. You're a delusional gullible cuck.

>>11525683
>Jesus is the only one
but what if i'm literally just like him? (well not anymore.. but like let's say 10 years ago)
not that it matters now anymore anyway, because i have grown to be the person i became today and there's no erasing the past for me.. all i can do now is be hopeful for the future.. but if i can be judged for my past alone, then why does any of it even matter anymore..
idk.. maybe i shouldn't talk about religious virtues while drunk, seems kinda counter-intuitive and a bit ironic..
nonetheless, all i know is that my mom hates me for being "too good" and my discord groomer wants me to justify her bad morals.. all that aside, i'm damned anyway so it's okay..
anyway it was nice chatting with you Doremi, but i really need to go to bed, it's 4:23 AM here

>>11525692
the Bible makes it clear nobodies past defines them and even if you were sinless before literally just like Jesus (impossible) then u arent anymore like u admited. we are all humans we are sinners. ^ _^ Jesus Christ came and sacrificed himself to save us ^_^!!!!. okee goodnigh fren. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

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>>11525692
Jesus is the truth, the way, the life, and he loves you. ^ _^

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11525706
OOOPS SORY LOLE I MEANT TO REPLY THIS TO >>11525691 but it stil applies to everyone ^ _^ Jesus loves everyone. i am so clumsy sory lole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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ojamajo doremi

Would you ride horse Doremi?<br>(NOT A SEXUAL QUESTION, I MEAN WOULD YOU RIDE ON HER BACK AS SHE IS AN EQUINE AND YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE SEX WITH AN HORSE)

holy shit its a fucking horse doremi.jpg


Blocks your entry

i want Finn to fuck me so bad, i'm actually jealous of Ashley

>>11525413
Finn used to always say "i'm a cishet male" so what you're saying doesn't offend him
but then he did hormones and became gender fluid as a result..
i am not transphobic and believe a lot of trans people are valid, but how Finn feels could be a side effect..
Contra is a great example of someone who is both valid and been through something similar.. at the start of her transition she was always made fun of by Blaire for being a translesbian, then during the transition she was bi and ON VIDEO literally said "i want a dick in my mouth" (implying she bi?) then after the transition was finally over, she went back to exclusively dating women (trans included)
if Finn goes back to being cishet in about 2 years from now, feel free to quote me on this.. but if he or she does eventually turn out to be fully committed trans, then you cannot call me gay for fapping my pepis to her beautiful face

>>11525419
Yeah nah bruh... I ain't readin all that... but that's a major yikes. You are way deep down the troon rabbithole. Seek help immediately before it is too late for you....

>>11525436
i can confirm that you did indeed not read any of what i said based on your response.. i literally agreed with the person i replied too :D

Catfish

>>11525419
Cishet lol
As opposed to straight male cuz that's far too simple

Anonymous

>>11525461
cis=not trans
het=hetero
and yes >>11525463 it's fewer letters.. but i actually was just quoting Finn directly.. he literally said "i'm a cishet male"


bros i desperately need a dick to torture my p-spot fapping doesnt fix it sorry

Post feminine fuckhole and beg for cream filling, nice slut.

>>11525391
Try gay sex, a lot of people who think they don't like sex just haven't tried the kind they would like ^w^

>>11525384
one day i will get an s4s griller that will peg my ass and then beat the shit out of me and then cuddle afterwards and then beat the shit out of me again and call me a useless nigger and i will never feel 100% safe around her but she will never leave me alone and it will be awesome

>>11525384
what do you think this website should be about http://niveone.one
anyone wants to take a step forward ?

>>11526144 (dubs)
maybe tea fren wants to put there his /pol tardation

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


is this board for or against white dog hairs as a pizza topping?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Catfish

This is a basic bitch take but I don't like pepperoni or sausage or black olives

Givinge black olives is like " here, YOU throw this crap out

>>11525360
u have to eat it all or u can’t have the root beer!

Anonymous

today i went to aldis and theyre selling pizzas in packs of 3 for 7.99<br>what a steal

>>11525372
that is a nice deal if it wasn’t mama cozzi’s. I like trash frozen pizza and I like aldis but mama cozzi is so bad it hurts my feelings

happy thoughts

dog hair no taste good add cat hair

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

the price you pay

Your fortune: Good Luck


these arent turtles these are anime girls dressed like turtles


ty that's so nice

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11525448
this bury are sick

Your fortune: Good Luck


>>11525406
>be me
>parents throw me out and disown me because I'm trans
>I send them pics of me sucking my bf's cock for the lulz

>>11526691
fucking based
i'm proudd of you

>>11525406
What music should be played for this thread?

>>11527820
do you believe in magic by the loving spoonful


>the suicide rate is too high
>we have an overpopulation
as someone who disagrees with genocide, you can only pick one

anonymous

the suicide rate is too low. if people were honest with themselves it would be 90%

Anonymous

>>11525417
that means you aren't human because you lack our signature characteristic

>>11525422
Pretty sure empathy is a big signature human characteristic actually dumb ruder

>>11525417
then that's your opinion
>>11525420
based
>>11525422 (dubs)
biologically true actually, but socially incorrect

>>11525424
that's what I'm saying so we agree
it's not rude to be zoological

>>11525424
yes, that is literally what he's saying "you LACK our signature characteristic (empathy)"
you cannot genocide if you have empathy because genocide requires you to distance yourself from the idea that people are people
<s>unless you're based and think that only makes it better, but people like that only exist in cartoons and comic books</s>


good evening [s4s], it's been quite a while. eat anything good today?

Nano.

>>11525478
6:20 and I only ate a sandwich in all day.
I wanna die so bad I'm fucking melting.

Anonymous

>>11525484
hope things get better for you, make sure to drink water too

how could you ask me this<br>on today of all days

>>11525478
i ate sandwich and fries and grape soda and three pospicles!!!!

Nano.

>>11525491
Hope everything's alright Anon.

Anonymous

>>11525499
nice dubs anone, glad you ate well

Ate Biryani with stuffed eggplant.

>>11525511
Dubception!

King's

I was told to eat more salad. 16 spinach leaves and BBQ counts right? (It was good)

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


wish

im going to fuck up your life
Hii
im goimg to fucking kill you
You look cute

Anonymous

>>11525494
how would u go about that huhhu huh

fuck my balls hurt

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11525502
slightly
oh what should i doooo

>>11525516
u masturbated ur peenor too much or is it hot shower water

>>11525597
i masturbate by peenor the average amount about once a day. whats the hot shower water do? i do use hot water in my showers tho.

>>11525614
my libido was gone and soon enough i got ED and a lot of health problems
but i guess that's just me

>>11525625
i used to blast boiling water on the bolls tho


I'm gonna blank myself

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Livestream it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11525536
livestream what?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

wish

>>11525455
emotiobally charged word salad

Anonymous

>>11525541
everything is emotionally charged
bitch ah

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Jesus Christ loves you. please dond

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>11525753
dond what?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11525757
dond comit s*icide is what i meant sorry for not being clear lole

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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>>11525455
LOVE <s>

Your fortune: Bad Luck</s>

>>11525763
what if somebody moves the desk and the monitor falls screen first and slices up her face and eyes and she can't see anymore now THAT would be effed up

>>11525783
I said it would be effed are you saying I'm sick in that I would have empathy? because that would also be effed up.


Good people aren't real. They can't hurt you.

you piss yourself to get hard you get turned on by stinky warm piss


games I own on switch:
Spelunky 2
Smash Ultimate
Splatoon 2
Binding of Isaac
Metroid Dredd
Cocoon
Sonic Mania

I plan on getting the new Monkey Ball

>>11525874
I don't really play video games do I'm not part of whatever stupid culture you have a knowledge of to make such a lame comment


I love Anthony so much, I daydream he’s my boyfriend all the time!

Anthony

>>11525496
I don't even think about you at all retard.

Anonymous

>>11525564
I don’t know who any of these people are. I’m talking about the emo hottie from that comedy channel with his Justin Bieber looking best friend. This looks like some CollegeHumor nonsense, since Jake and Amir keep casting random people…

>>11525538
What if OP was a heterosexual girl (a real one)?

11525564<br>This might be the single douchiest image I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like everything I hate about Los Angeles perfectly summed up.

11525546<br>This might be the single douchiest post I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like everything I hate about ebil perfectly summed up.

It’s been great intensively pretending that nothing after the year 2014 ever happened or existed

>>11525591
Emo!Anthony is the #1 subject of my delusions.

>>11525626
Now you’re getting the right idea!

>>11525626
He wears pasties over his nipples on camera because he’s a pure maiden


Japan is better

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11525548
thank goodness

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11525553
you are sending mixed messages and it's pissing me off

>>11525556
well obviously I got the balloon before I knew they were all better

>>11525558
I should learn how to read minds

>>11525563
I know somebody just like you who speaks in cryptic nonsense in the hopes that when somebody asks a follow up question, they cam grill them on not having picked up on something that was not plainly obvious and I suspect they do it because of an inferiority complex and that's the only way they can feel important is by manufacturing such situations
It's very sad

>>11525573
they have bonsai trees they keep in their house


Do you have something u're pationate about [s4s]? A really good project you want to eventually do one day?<br>Mine is that I want to create a full semester long learning class to learn about brainwashing, propaganda, lying, duplicitous behavior, their evolutions throughout history, how to become adept at identifying mental warfare, and how to defend your mind against it. I think it would be a really nice idea to help teach people to free their minds.

>>11525568
are these topics supposed to be related or is it just a channel with those two separate topics? a youtube channel?

>>11525570
nta but if i were it'd be related and televised

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11525570
the latter but they could tie together depending on where i dive(shipwrecks)

>>11525582
so like some days you would just make videos about scuba and other days you would talk about ww2 history?
do you have a defined goal for this project?

>>11525588
What's your plan to achieve this dream?

>>11525586
yeah pretty much it's just gonna be a slow paced anything goes type channel with a couple recurrent themes
for no real reason other than i like showing people stuff i like

>>11525551
What do you know about any of that, fig?
*sip*

>>11525606
u're trying to make little bearies ebil by looking cool and fun drinking alcohol

>>11525607
anone, I...
the red beary is trolling you buy portraying herself with the accoutrements and actions of the archetypal bad girl in western culture. you have simply fallen for it. you have been trolled hard.

404-444 OP4

they’ve wrought every ounce of that out of me and I’m running on nothing but pure hatred and spite lole

Anonymous

>>11525839
u dont have a passion for nething?
:(
i think thats sad
everybody should feel passionate about something they like

404-444 OP4

>>11525845
lole I’ve made all kinds of music to have a whole discography and have enough art to have multiple galleries, I know a thing or 2 about passion and none of it is fun

Anonymous

op here
i had a passion in 2017 that i wanted to eat pickled cayenne peppers
so i bought seeds and grew 2 cayenne pepper plants and they produced many peppers and i learned how to pickle and can them and i did it then later i ate them and achieved that desire
i also want to grow black bamboo and use it as wood to make a nice black bamboo table one day

>>11525849
music and art can be great weapons... acts of revenge and violence... and a propaganda tool sometimes more powerful than any other.
*wha wha solo*

>>11525551
im patio Nate abuot splellig adn garmmrar

404-444 OP4

>>11525896
I used to make clothing designs too so u could look cool while doing it lole
Too bad nobody ever cared about anything i ever did haha
It’s like all just a sick little joke

Anonymous

based x files enjoyer <br>i watch it every night because there's nothing good on tv :///

>>11525904
People who can not create resent those who can. It is a case of pearls before swine. The masses have a very difficult time changing or accepting new things. Often you have to wrap what you have in something that is familiar. That is why corporations pay many millions$ to use old, familiar songs in their propaganda commercials. That is why so many songs sound the same.
People only care about what they think is good for them. If they did not see the value of what you can do for them they are not interested. Just like if I was selling cow tooth necklaces you would most likely not be interested and not care about what I was doing.

Catfish

>>11525920
Yes I would
The cow teeth necklace, that is

404-444 OP4

>>11525920
it’s gotten to the point where I’ve become rotten with envy when i see people having friends or success, like what am i doing wrong that makes me unworthy of living a fulfilled life lole. I would at least respect the craft and hope you’d hit your target market, i prefer diamonds on a necklace

Anonymous

>>11525904
i care about you posting on [s4s]
without native anones our population would die and it would b lonely

404-444 OP4

>>11525929
hehe thanks lole
they’ve shunned me on /b/ drawthreads too, idk if it’s bc i chose 2 namefig or what but im glad there’s kind ppl here ;p

Anonymous

>>11525551
you don't care either way so i won't give you a real reply

Catfish

Music and swimming mostly. And shooting guns. And birds

Wtf I'm literally hunter s thompson

Also I've went down the hole of mental welfare like hurr black rock and nigga families having white ppl tier picnics or camping white rarely happens also they're polite and not yelling and fighting and calling their kid a faggot hah

But the one commercial that makes me laugh is when you see an Asian girl with a black guy first that never happens but they're watching football too lol

Wtf Asian girl likes football? Maybe the San Francisco Asians cuz they've.beem they're so long they're human now

Anonymous

>>11526381
Underwater music? Shooting birds? Music with guns as instruments? Birdsongs? Shooting musicians? Shooting swimmers? Birds that swim?

>>11525551

clarity is nothing
when you keep your eyes closed
but reality is bleach
so clarity is my foe

when you have great dreams
and you want them to come true
it becomes a goal you'll pursue

you just dream and dream on
while working to it
and you always tell yourself
you can do it
but one day you see
that your dreams are forever gone

we're shooting for the stars
but they always go away

realising reality
is the cruel clarity
that you may never reach them

deep down we know
that they will always remain
sweet dreams

if I stop dreaming
what sense in life
will be remaining?

fantasy is not a crime
always dream of your castle in the sky

I wish I'll never stop dreaming
if my dreams are gone
I'll be done

what is there else in our life
on our endless strive?
dream on
keep dreaming
one day you'll overcome
cruel clarity
and when you open your eyes
your dreams will be reality

Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream until the dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream until your dream come true
Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream on, dream on, dream on
Dream on, oh

>>11526381
Guns r fun af

>>11526834
Did not read lole

>>11525551
I want to make the videogame of my dreams so i can have fun playing it with my friends!

>>11525551
Ngl OP I would pay for a course like that, granted it's not overpriced, but I think that such knowledge would be worth more than we know..

>>11527257
good news! you are achieving your dream right now :)
>>11527301
what is your video gam like?

>>11527307
I did study that info quite a while ago. It was very expensive. There were literal glowies in the classes. The info exists on the net. Some is easily to obtain. I'd suggest the book in picrel. It is a very easy book, but it gives you the basics that are the underpinnings of more complex mind fuckery.


Wet burrito, all meat!<br>This cost me 18 american dollars!!!

you couldve gotten like 4 frozen pizzas with 18 dollars

Taquito kid

>>11525600
You least got free chips+ salsa right?


wish

have you checked if your dick is still intact?

Anonymous

just checked, it still works pretty well

>>11525549
try fapping without looking at porn

wish

>>11525651
i fap to dead fish and lamps what do u want from me


Catfish

I drink vodka outta water bottle on the bus so I can cope with how asocial I am lol


Anonymous

>the front page is littered with animu waifus
Stop

>>11525613
Are you using waifu to mean girl?
Stop that immediately

its been this way for like ever <br>after a while your brain starts to filter it out automatically

pepe is comics therefore manga therefore anime therefore waifu

its always been like that<br>[s4s] is like 90% weebs but at least some of them arent pedos

>>11525613
Disgusting stupid frogposter, please fuck off to a retarded place like >>>/b/ or >>>/pol/ or >>>/bant/ This is an anime website and your shitfuck tumor brain drawing is the out of place thing.

fortune

>>11525702
based enraged niggered
waifus are going to kill all frogs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Anonymous

It's okay 2 think being gay is not okay. two of the biggest religions in the world forbid it and no one should be harassed/bullied/cancelled for their religious beliefs

if the two largest faiths held that it was advisable to cut the skin off an infants penis specifically to make it less functional would you do it

it just isn't natural

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11525633
circumcision is not a requirement in the new covenant were in brought in by Jesus Christ.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

おジャ魔女どれみナ・イ・ショ 第04話｢ノンスタンダード おんぷのないしょ｣(DVD 640x480 WMV9).wmv_snapshot_03.17_[2017.12.07_07.43.29].jpg

tolerance to intolerance is not tolerance

Taquito kid

>>11525633
Sounds like your stuck on baby cock

Anonymous

>>11525645
pedo kid loves child sexual abuse and infant genital mutilation

im gonna make a country and theres gonna be camps

>>11525649
yeah I bet you're gonna make it with a camp country boy

Taquito kid

>>11525648
Hehehehe

https://youtu.be/N_MGM7-7Dqs?si=Tcp<wbr>3yF_iT2ouukRm

Anonymous

>>11525631
>no one should be bullied for their religious beliefs
yes they should

>>11525631
It's OK to be homophonic. No one cares about your opinion but it's not rational. Every religion is entirely made up. If it's OK to be a homophone it's also OK to discriminate people for their religious delusions and skin color

>>11525641
this is the lowest IQ take possible. its the lowest possible because its the take of people who read inspiring quotes on social media or hear sensational quotes from other people and lack the ability to reason on such quotes. this comes from popper but youd know popper wrote just after the nazis so he isnt referring to chirstians or muslims, hes referring to violent political groups that overthrow nations with violence and end up genociding populations. the "intolerants" defined in your quote arent people saying things you dont like, the quote refers to political activists that commit organized violence to gather political power. if you read more about the paradox of tolerance youd learn that many modern philosophers had opinions about it but no one had your retarded take. why is your take especially retarded? because if everyone thought like that, gay people would be slaughtered. if you get intolerant to inteolerants they can get intolerants towards you and the biggest group (not gay people) will kill the other. the point is achieving a "tolerant society" not a "tolerant individual" for each invidual.

>>11526221
this is the lowest IQ take possible.

>>11525631
yeah, rather than being punished by the law, homophobes deserve to be provided a bisexual harem of lolis and shotas by thr government!

>>11526221
internet bigot not making pointless digressions and connecting dots that make no sense challenge FAILURE

>>11525631
It's ok to think thinking that being gay is not ok is not ok.

>>11526921
It's ok to think that it's not ok to think that being gay is not ok.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11526926
>>11526921
Based

>>11525631
I know this is bait but seriously end your life asap

>>11525645
typical jew lover sentiment.
aren’t you mad that a piece of your dick was mutilated?

>>11525658
This post means nothing

sometimes I wonder why no real person whose work I respect is homophobic

>>11526940
If they're not homophobic they're 500% straight. It's a pretty big taboo.

>>11525631
How do I get a heterosexual homophobic right wing nazi boyfriend as a leftist troon faggot?

>>11526940
because they r not allowed to express publicly or else they will get cancelled..

>>11527024
That's not true. Everyone is homophobic. Europe and America aren't less homophobic than Russia, China or developing countries.

>>11525631
This is your average openly gay person. Very hard to criticize.


can someone help milk my girlballs?

>>11525642
why does this artist randomly scribble between the eyes on literally every image

[adult swim]

>>11525639
Why is hamtaro inside her pants??

Anonymous

>>11525639
I will use the ancient balls expression technique. It involves a lot of squeezing and pounding. Try not to pass out.


femboy squirting


This is [s4s]

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11525675
how very los blissful!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11526650
This is a picture of me and your dad


I noticed a pattern
must deviate!
I don't want to be like them!
why? BECAUSE

Your fortune: Bad Luck

girls have cuties

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


We live in a world of monsters.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


>>11525620
https://youtu.be/5H0N4e_V1hM?featur<wbr>e=shared

Your fortune: Godly Luck

sewerslut or some shitty instrumental post-metal indie band

nothing because the headphones aren't even over his ears what the fuck is this

>>11525620
This song0:59
https://youtu.be/MDgVqHVx89E&t=59

>>11525620
I want to have sex with him and his two brothers


Pathetic. Is this the best /s4s/ could offer?

Your fortune: Good Luck

wowie you have a very big monitor

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11525709
>>11525714
two same lesbian fortune

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11525709
>>11525714
>>11525719
Three same bi orgy fortune!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11525719
>>11525714
>>11525709
>>11525730
almost too lesbian... good things must end or wutever thry say

even when I try my best I'm not very good

Your fortune: Outlook good


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbE<wbr>PkTZb2po

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


wish

guys why do i feel like im goinjg to faint in any given moment

Anonymous

>>11525727
see a doctor
get well soon <3

>>11525727
don't see a doctor, please die soon

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


my mfw face when I open up the [s4s] catalog and see no bune raven thread

be the change you want to see<br>oh you already did

seuss

>>11526148
i like to be the change I want to see!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11526154
it's fun yes party time no matter what the future holds as time goes by

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11526148
no. it's not my job to make sure bune raven is represented on [s4s]. the entire [s4s] community needs to be involved in bune raven awareness

"be the change you want to see" is just a way for lazy people to keep being lazy. don't just sit there and make stupid little comments like this, actually get off your ass, start posting some bune raven, and HELP

>>11526352
trust me, you don't want my help
my interest in bune raven is purely sexual

>>11526363
no please, these bune raven threads could use a little bit of spice

>>11525740
why do bunes have whiskers? wat dey do 4 bune?

>>11527617
bnuuys are farsighted, they primarily use their eyes to look for predators at a distance so their vision isnt very good when it comes to things right in front of them. for inspecting things close up they use their sense of smell and touch, whiskers are special hairs that are set deeper into the skin and have extra sensitive nerves so they help with the latter. the long whiskers on their cheeks are also about the width of their body, so bnuuys know that any hole that can't fit their whiskers cant fit the rest of them

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11527627
>bnuuys are farsighted, they primarily use their eyes to look for predators at a distance so their vision isnt very good when it comes to things right in front of them. for inspecting things close up they use their sense of smell and touch, whiskers are special hairs that are set deeper into the skin and have extra sensitive nerves so they help with the latter. the long whiskers on their cheeks are also about the width of their body, so bnuuys know that any hole that can't fit their whiskers cant fit the rest of them

>>11527627
anon, your knowledge on bnuuys is amazing, i learnt something new!
>>11527628
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII<wbr>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII<wbr>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11527631
where did you get this picture of me from?

>>11527631
GUYS LOOK! LOOK! THE GUY WHO POSTS ALL THE BUNE RAVEN STUFF IS...... A REGULAR LOOKING WHITE GUY.... WITH HEADPHONES!!!

HOW EMBARASSING AM I RIGHT???? EVERYONE POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH!!!

>>11527631
i look like this and post bune

>>11527631
roll it

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11527667
yeah... are you a dirty boy?
tell me more

>>11525740
this board stinks of failure and sadness ...don't want to believe me ! I really appreciate it tho no one stopped me to fall in dreadful situation

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11527704
youre makin me feel uncomfortable im setting a firm boundary


You need a quest? I can think of a couple of things that need tending to...

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11525765
What are you getting at?

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11525765
>>11526356
Please respond.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11526356
get at deez nuts

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11528011
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11528622
dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11529498
Off by one.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11525765
Ma'am, are you aware you have enormous breasts?

Your fortune: Good Luck


your money is not gone, someone else just has it now

quote of the year quote of the year we got a 21st century voltaire on our hands

Booshiii

I make sure I carry $1000 on me so if I get mugged, the thief is really happy!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11525764
I won't be stabbed for less than 50€


I asked a guy to remake this without the watermark years ago.

>>11525786
this looks so shit that it hurts my bones


Mmhh, White boy! I've come to suck your dick!

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11525789
I'll only let you suck my dick if you let me feel your thighs while you flex them. Maybe let me rub my dick on your thighs a bit too.

>>11525843
Well that would never happen as you're obviously not White as you didn't mention her tits a single time.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11525792
Once you go White, nothing else feels right.

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11525838
Please don't speak that way about my wife.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11527401
Calm down Ryu, you still have Cammie

>Mmhh, White boy! I've come to suck your dick!

>>11527599
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck

seuss

>>11525789
I'm not white ;_;

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11526701
>>11527967
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11525789
yeah ?really ? do I belong to the top 1% ? pat pat pat

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11527975
that's a very Caucasian perspective

>>11525789
one sex pls.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11528900
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11527975
Yes, exactly.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


tonight I had roast chicken for dinner. I went to the movies and watched furiosa. it was very good.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11525769
cool I've heard that's good, I'm glad you enjoyed it


I’m changing the spelling of pizza, to pizzo, because it’s easier to spell that way. You’re welcome

let's see if I can still get hard<br>okay I'm back the answer is no I cannot get erect

>>11525799
Ok I will try to remember tomorrow when I make pizzo threads

>>11525811
these transitions take time. Please understand. Things may not work out so smoothly at first, but we are doing our best

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

jashin shrug unimpressed dominant smug.webm

why are jashin posters so worthless and retarded

jashin clueless confused huh what kind of stupid stare.jpg

>>11526594
if you'd just try it you'd change your mind come on my love

jashin embarrassed annoyed irritated.jpg

>>11527140
a is right next to z, so pizza very easy to type

>>11525799
thank you based dub having hero


SELECT YOUR FIGHTER

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11525797

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Bat Cat

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11525798
this edit looks so shit that it hurt my bones

>>11525810
haha

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11525793
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

name: potato
attack: ***
defense: ***
speed: ****
weight: *****


¿No hay negros en la playa? ¡Amo Japón!

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11525827
???

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11525827
>>11526274
Responde, por favor.

Your fortune: Bad Luck


cappuccino family mommy and three babies

>>11525822
capricorn babys and the two. same. numbears wow


jashin strangle yurine murder sleep cute choke.jpg

its a real snake and theres a video of her struggling and crying as it coils itself around her, of course she is just acting for the purposes of a fetish film still i find it very off-putting to see


fucken bitches

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

At 11AM tomorrow I will masturbate for 3 hours while high on weed and amphetamines


I searched hot girls drinking coffee in google images and this is what I got

this is now a gay gay thread

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


Important Reminder

It's gonna be hot again this summer. Beary hot.
Invest in fans.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Thank you, small anime child. We appreciate your reminder.

this is already looking like the best summer of s4s ever

happy thoughts

>>11525829
it's not even june yet and it's already hitting 30 degrees where i live. it's over

Anonymous

Also, if you live in the USA,
you can afford an AC if you have a little over $100.
Be prepared.
Don't let the heat ruin you NEETs


I make le thread

>>11525860
I love it so le much when crawling chaos is posted


Taquito kid

>>11525848
Those people never wash there hands


furfagmaster

I’m so hungry I could eat an Octorok

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

I always thought the "I'll get my stuff" line was particularly stupid because it implies Link ever prepares for an adventure instead of being thrusted into it and scrambling to find resources as he progresses

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish

I had to get up and shit the nastiest shit imaginable from drinking vodka and not eating it was just all gut flora and the smell nearly made me wretch:)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

furfagmaster

>>11525923
drink kombucha

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Catfish

>>11525928
You don't care about my shit??

>>11525933
There was some video of la beast eating a scoby and it was horrific

furfagmaster

>>11525938
>>11525942
no wonder you look so fucking old @ 31 or w/e. niggerhol takes a toll on you.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Catfish

>>11525970
Lol I've looked the same since I was 20 hell u talking bout. But yea you're not wrong women look like dog shit when they are alcohols

furfagmaster

>>11525978
Someone thought I was 17 once lol

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Catfish

>>11525987
I still remember the sound of your voice and it was literally enough for me to realize you prolly look like some autistic dweeb

Not like full on mouth breather but you look like a kid who still plays yugioh in his 20s and smell like axe body spray lol

Anonymous

>>11525881
Fluffy Zelda is quite the cutie indeed. She should cuddle with Link while he is furry too! Imagine how soft and warm they would be in each others arms! They would become more animal like and start sniffing and licking each other. Can you imagine that, licking another person, how intimate that would feel! They would be able to taste each others sweat and grime from that day of walking around together!

How troublesome it would be to be furry... Yes indeed... Quite troublesome indeed... If I became fluffy, I don't know what I would do! I would start being treated like a dog, but my animal instincts would take over... I wouldn't be able to resist it. How very unfortunate that situation would be, haha!


hi drunk lole I'm anonymous I never forget I never forgive

happy thoughts

>>11525880
hello mr hackerman

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

I’m going to bed

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11525907
hi going to bed I'm anonymous I do not forgive I do not forget

>>11525907
you aint' going to bed yet bitch im fucking you again

>>11525876
update: I am no longer drunk, but my head hurts bad. someone kiss my head :(

>>11526002
drink a lot of water it will spare you some pain in the long run. Also tylenol helps but be careful because mixing it with alcohol in your system is bad for your liver.

seuss

>>11526002
Whatever you do, don't have ear-splitting, soul-crushing sex. Your headache will turn into a thunderclap migraine.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11525876
hahaj ypu qqre goddaln righy dru,,,,,,kkk too


wow a one liner lewd drawing thread how very interesting

tea fren

i am literally speechless.
what even is that thing.
this is why i hate off label use of hormones.

i mean how do you even flirt with that?
*sip*

it's like i don't know anything anymore.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Anonymous

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL<wbr>LLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

the entire Trump voter base is doing so out of spite for a guy they made up lol

seuss

>>11525886
he has imposter syndrome..

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11525886
I loled out loud when I saw this

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11525886
I don’t care about any kind of politics, only Anthony.

>>11526667
Most moids are stupid but Anthony isn’t

>>11526881
Why do u think pedophiles r stupid


In terms of how cutesy, frilly, and sparkly they are, as well as how much they focus on stuff like compacts, shopping, makeup, fashion, and being romantic about boys, how would you rank them from least to most girly?

i cant understand how people watch these shows without getting headaches its like biting into a sugar sandwich

Catfish

>>11527202
I like lucky star and k-on and sailor moon ain't bad

I tried to get into madoka but couldn't

Anonymous

>>11527222
Trips! Man madoka is really good, and pretty gruesome in some parts, give it another shot

>>11525892
I tried watching some of these and even with action in some of them, I can't get past how sickly sweet they can be. Why do they have these saccharine moments?

Magick

sailor moon is the most girly for sure

precura, specially the first few seasons was full of tomboys and girls doing their own thing, following an independent path

doremi is just crap for toddlers, not much to say; sakura is for grown men who want to fap to her, so it's girly but for a male audience
meguca is pseud fapbait for male as well, they're all lesbians also

Anonymous

>>11527717
What makes Sailor Moon the most girly?

Magick

>>11527720
it's girly, like cardcaptor, but for a female audience
it focuses genuinely on shopping, makeup, fashion and boys, because young girls actually do like those things

Anonymous

>>11525892
Wedding Peach, Sailor Moon, and Mermaid Melody are all incredibly girly

Tokyo Mew Mew feels like it was made for a male audience

Madoka was made for a male audience

Cardcaptor Sakura and Shugo Chara too, though fashion is a bigger part of them

Precure didn't start out that girly, but has gotten super girly as time went on

Doremi feels like it was made for boys and girls

>>11527742
Cardcaptor Sakura and Shugo Chara feel like they were made for a male audience, but fashion is a bigger part of them than Tokyo Mew Mew or Madoka

>>11527723
squishyy <3333 ^o^

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Watching these shows lowers your testosterone. Real studies has been done on this.


SMISH

SMOSH

I

WAS

RIDING

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Riding an Ox (c) 2012

SMISH

SMOSH

I

WAS

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tea fren

>>11525910
me too.
*sip*

i've lurked much too hard for much too long.
housecleaning must commence and then i'm going out for a play date and leaving the world as i know it.

and will do so with nothing but the clothes on my back.

life is funny sometimes.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

these dust dustbunnies are giving me some intimidating looks. i don't like to play rough but i will if i have to.

*sip*

the power of this broom is absolute.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11525910
SMISH

SMOSH

I

WAS

RIDING

ON

AN

OX


I like family guy but the art style is kinda ugly

>>11526671
It’s a show where you can tell that someone making it probably has a good senae of humor but then also someone there doesn’t

Holy F**k Stewie I’m Sh***ing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcx<wbr>J73rysCU

>>11526671
it needs a powerpuff girls style remake

>>11526811
>>11526711
unchecked two same dubs on the last page!


fox can reach grapes!

seuss

games where low hanging fruit tastes unusually good?

https://files.catbox.moe/rlau66.mp4<wbr>

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

seuss post that gif of the girl on Charlie Rose

seuss

>>11525944
Donna?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11525966
ty LOL I just wanted to see her face for some reason
like sometimes you have an earworm and you just HAVE to listen to the song it was kind of like that I wanted to her lesbianish face ty seuss

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

seuss

>>11525968
modern day lesbians don't look as rapeable as the ones from the 2000's anyways

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11525979
there should be a funny sitcom normalizing rape like in the 90s

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11525982
I love Rapey
Rapefield
Everybody loves Rape
Rape
The Big Rape Theory
3rd Rape from the Sun
How I Raped Your Mother
That Rape Show
Rape
Rape
Will & Rape
Rape & Josh
The King of Rape
Rape Times
R*A*P*E

seuss

>>11525997
Rape and Josh actually had a lot of my childhood boners. I coomed to Megan so many times.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11526001
it's been nice talking rape I gotta go I have a toothache it's REALLY bad I'm crying

seuss

>>11526014
I've been using some good toothpaste and mouthwash, so my teeth don't hurt a lot anymore.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11526018
GOOD YOU YOU
No seriously good for you
I wonder if anybody ever killed themselves because of tooth pain

seuss

>>11525944
r*pe culture is pervasive and very overt.

>>11526022
One time I had it so bad, I thought I was gonna die. I was sweating, my head hurt, and it hurt to even grind my teeth.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

There's all kinds of r*pe. Date rape, gang rape, political rape, marital rape, incest, stalking, you name it!

Lots of r*pe lets you push in close and get free too!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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Anonymous

seuss if you were white and a slave owner in 19th century America would you rape your slaves?


everybody here is a cis woman pretending to be a man pretending to be a girl


I will give you $1,000,000,000 if you can show me one good K-pop song

Catfish

>>11525960
Gee gee gee gee gee. Semjobakufoogoof(weird shit language)

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11525960
there are many but you have shit taste! sorry that you got filtered by it :(

>>11525962
is that your favorite fatfuck?

>>11526023
well post one then
from what I understand, the kpop sound is just western pop music from 10 years ago but only the bad electropop and then filter that through some really forced melodies that have Taylor Swift levels of pop songwriting tropes akin to Maroon 5 and Black Eyed Peas
I would like to be proven wrong but every time I hear a kpop song, I hear REALLY good production but really lazy and cliche song writing

>>11526028
umm yea thats what music in general especially pop music is all about, one of taytays most popular song (cruel summer) plagiarized a loona song actually, check out newjeans discog, their music is very friendly a lot of music reviewers figgots lick their boots, they will be releasing a new music video in about 5 minutes too lol

>>11525960
I'm not a fan of K-pop, that said this an unequivocal masterpiece:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HdO4uyN<wbr>i0Ok

show me an ugly kpop star and i'll give their music a shot


Catfish

Y it gotta be so hard to get 8 hours of sleep. Do you gotta like stay up for two days and fap like 13 times but also go for a jobg? Shioet

Anonymous

you have to not be a fat fuck alcoholic with terrible blood pressure

Catfish

Jelly of my nurgle's rot is all you are

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11525977
Yep, keep walking.

*Ssssips from my cauldron*

Anonymous

>>11525980
name 20 dragon ball characters without using google

Catfish

>>11525983
Cell, perfect cell, kerillian masta nigga, buu, jiren, Vegeta, Goku, Gohan uhh das all never rly like sb

I've literally only watched maybe 2 episodes of the cell saga as a kid


seuss

>>11525991
i know guys like that

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.


im gonna put onna iron shirt<br>and chase the devil out of earth

>>11526441
1. the earth is the devil
2. you can't chase the earth out of the earth
3. silicon based lifeforms do not have these kinds of problems

mcdonalds put cheese on my sausage egg biscuit and it coated the inside of my mouth feels disgusting and my day is ruined

>>11526457
please re read this post:

>>11526451

please be grateful you had any food at all and accept your fate plasm.
i have to defrag my volatile memory now.
beep boop.

Catfish

The d a k k a

https://youtu.be/lUkozFu2aH0?si=1rw<wbr>nDPoozkAfpX3C

Anonymous

delete the si tracking codes before you post videos

got a chicken in one hand a brirb in the other

>>11526457
sausage egg n cheese is literally the best thing from mcdonalds

>>11526629
McGriddle would like to speak to you

do you have what it takes to step into the banana arena?

Dinosaurs came and destroyed the city
I ambushed them, psychic
The ice age is coming, a long winter
Bad with mornings, I yawned

Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, what the hell is this ``pacific''?
Give back my stolen memories
CIA, KGB, FBI, a communist conspiracy
Somebody, set me free

youuuuuuuuuull never somethin somethin united future organization's ehheheeeeepic self-titled lp, pickle maaan, .

fat goomba father

pickle maaaaaan
you looooost, pickle maaaan
the picture of that stoner and his cat wasn't meeeee, pickle maaaaan :)

Every path you take is uncountable other paths you will never travel. Better off just doing nothing.

stop drawing attention to me, its not mank...

Even now, 20 years on, I still laugh every time I see that stupit monchy face. I'm lookign at it now and literally crying with laugh. I can't stop oh god something is worng

The first recorded sightings of the monkey face were in 1923 when an expedition of 12 trekked to an ancient unexplored temple in the amazon rainforest, discovering numerous carvings of the simian buffoon. They returned with quite frankly amateurish sketches and tracings of the temple walls adorned with the utterly moronic ape visage and also several graphic depictions of male genitalia. Shortly afterwards, all the members of the expedition went quite mad, constantly raving about "mank" and asking "whats he even lookin at?". All had to be instittutionalized and lobotomized. All except for one, who apart from insisting on being called "The Monkey Mane", seemed otherwise normal and capable of at least basic human activities.

>>11528764
which killed three people and ruined my life why couldn't it only have killed those people

one time i made a magic sigil about smoking weed everyday and then charged it by focusing on it by masturbating and then i smoked weed everyday for a while and then later stopped

All I'm asking for is a lil mil, just one lil mil not that much to ask for is it. Cmon gimme a lil mil

Damn these guys wrote a a rap song about sparkles and otha niggas that talk mad shit online.<br>https://youtube.com/watch?v=xbC9Mb1<wbr>NUa8

the earth is flat and so are your girlfriends tits

12 dropped rewire.........<br>chwelp! rip baby mank!

so many bowls to choose... (to the tune of 'we've only just begun')

there's all these scenes, man... those drizzley motel-8 dusks... the candlelit dinners at the olney ale house... the whiild, whiiild windchimes in the backyard... the drunken uber nites where u were just... g'hoin' oooooff, man... these ten years with your funny monkey face in the mix have simply rocked, monkey mane... so cheers to that, dude... just answer my fucking emails if u dont mind, dude..... thank u dude...

lighting lavender candles in my boss's office

you're not discipliiined in the craaaaft, pickle maaaaan
you've wasted the daaaays, pickle maaaaaan

>>11530154
fuckin retarded bum loser

you ruined ghostposting on 4plebs for everyoooone, pickle maaan<br>that's your claim to faaaaaaAAAAAAAAME, PIECE OF SHIII III II IT

you broke your sileeeence a few weeks agoooo, pickle maaaaan<br>there's no mysteryyyyyy

jesus is a midrashic myyyyyyth, retaaaaaaard<br>you've fallen for the fake faggot god of the rat-faced heeeeebs, retaaaaaard :]

the musty dusty photographs are faaaading in the memories of mankiiiind
pickel.
BOIAETCH.

I was baselessly insulted by monkey thread's sparples, who claimed, ``the cactus girl (with donger) you drew is AI-generated''. As a result, my dignity as artist has been deeply hurt, and I am very saddened. I demand an apology from monkey thread.

.........maybe i didnt mean the thing about jesus, actually.

FLIPPIN' SAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

monkey maaan ? ~open one palm. a small tchotchke levitates & rotates with arrow indicator<br>monkey plah'hah'haaaaan. ~open other palm. tchotchke in that palm now rotates w/ arrow indicator, type life,

>>11530257
>>11530504
what's your SLEEP SCHEDULE LII II I I IKE , MONKEY MAAAAA A A A AN, PIECE OF SHII I II I IT

>>11530912

I'm notmonkeymane, we have similar style i guess?

wwwwwwwwwwwwwhoa.......
jokes on me, i guess, huh..........

ch'welp. rip baby mank! :)

chyeaaaah laugh now, pickel mane. but when quikquak finishes the 64bit remake of rayspace ill be BACK-BACK-BACK on top...

>>11525971
IT'S UP!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/lmSdaKBdcFQ?si=c5V<wbr>G2xgq_VzMICtI
https://youtu.be/lmSdaKBdcFQ?si=c5V<wbr>G2xgq_VzMICtI
it's
UPPPPPPPP

>>11532039
All of the link after ? (?si-###) can be deleted, its some kinda tracking shite. Maunally delete it when posting or right click on the vid and copy video url rather than use share button

https://youtu.be/lmSdaKBdcFQ

>>11525971
This is what happens when you outsource baby mank threads to india

>>11533176
well you would know a lot about brown people right?

and while he was eating I would talk to him

>>11533963
Monday was today? Huh? Huh? Huh? *opens and closes my hand infront of your face*

ballse cinche

A doctor who is named Dr. Ham And Cheese Sandwich, M.D. (that’s his/her full legal name)

Anonymous

If you could somehow smash it into smaller pieces


Being a cerebral person is a curse. Note I said “cerebral” and not “smart” because I’m not trying to act like a pretentious superior fag. I’m just talking about being an actual introverted overthinking person. It’s like things in my head have to be just right or else everything else goes to hell too. Take my penis for example. Obviously when someone is depressed it becomes more difficult to get a really hard erection. But on top of that it makes my semen loads smaller too. But if everything in my head is right and probably as a result my testosterone starts flowing, now I can shoot thick creamy loads and the orgasm even feels better. I envy people who just don’t give a fuck and never suffer from neuroticism. I bet they shoot massive ropes all day long.

I hate people who are not creative. I'm actually racist against them and think of them as less than me.

>>11526042
to shoot ropes like a horse, that would be epic

wish

>>11525981
holding it in does something
getting lots of weed tomorrow
#bpd

Anonymous

this is the most teenage thing I've read on this board

wish

>>11526179
Bpd ppl usually smoke weed to cope

Anonymous

>>11526180
I wasn't talking about you, but you're as dumb and insecure as a teenager too
you're all obsessed with mental conditions and drugs, it's really sickening

wish

oh yeah im getting weed in 7 hours ohh yeha

Anonymous

>>11526108
Holding it in helps it build up to a certain degree but the happiness level is still a huge factor. Weed also makes the orgasms more intense. Sometimes too intense, it’s a rush.


seuss

>>11525994
cute ASIAN GORL

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

wish

>>11525994
haahahahah was an epic relationship yeeees?
u think u can find a copy of GRIMOIEE WIIIISH for reals??
theyre all Insanely Stressful! ahahah
better luck next time lass

im sorry for all the stress i caused battler..<br>i love u,,

tea fren

i have to get some things done around here IRL.
i'd love to do 16 hour lurkathons again but it's become counterproductive.
not to mention being sedentary for the last nine months has been terrible, just very bad for my health.

i have to get at least one thing done per day.
i told myself i won't post until i do that.

i'd love to say for hours and pour tea and chew the fat and flirt with spikey futas.
but i can no longer do that.
there are some big changes coming to the tea fren™ franchise very soon now and i have to to do more IRL stuffs to adjust and make ready to execute some flawless delivery.
stand and deliver as it were.
be there or be square kind of things.

please accept this stock image of a tea being poured as a token of my eternal and undying affection and feel free to insert your own text.

*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11526433
>say for hours

*stay for hours

Anonymous

>>11526199
he has to be even shittier to put up with

>>11526433
This might be the most coherent and understandable post you’ve ever made. Good job.

>>11526199
I have to admit that you are not really special, there are more people out there that can be either better or worse
so please stop boasting about yourself so much

Mattress Store

>>11526073
put some ennerdale flake on my grave

>>11526199
You're yesterday's news wish. You're a shell of a human being and I can see the mental deterioration in you since last seeing your posts here. You're broken and you wish you still had the lust for life and optimism and loyalty that mila has. You resent that one of your acolytes is more successful in your BPD love game than you are.

wish

>>11528463
okay mattress now kill urself cuz ur never getting the 39 year old back ;p
>>11527790
i have to admit reddit.com
thank you for listenign to my ted show

>>11528463
by the way want me to post all the simpy simp things u said about me while being in a relationship with her,,? ;)
want me to post about how unbearable she was,,?

Dont you dare fuck with me again mattress. it'll be veryyy sour<br>oh also good job on copying magick

guys mila would piss herself when he reads nagatoro manga<br>thats such a lovely little bpd he's got there

matty i have lots of ur MAL messages that ppl would lvoe to see and laugh it
hehe
hehehehehe

do u want to remember how the shell of a human being called mila carbon copied me in the trashiest cringiest way possible? ooh, you admitted that shes a "carbon copy" too right? of course, to cope. id never be that annoying, silly

next time u wanna vent out ur feelings, dont touch me. i hate the touch of people who send dick pictures to others while in a relationship. remember,, never fuck with wish my honey~

Mattress Store

>>11528471
Go ahead wish post the one wrinkly screenshot you have where I refer to you as anything remotely desirable
>>11528478
Your "source of comfort" thinks you're a joke and that's about the most humiliating message I could think of leaking so try me wish-tan

wish

>>11528485
wait wait wait when was that my source of comfort? i was on a 3rd plat dxm if not more lol
i dont even rememebr what i did, i like having random ERP's
and
u know?
wrinkly's gay as shit is and attracted to men, lol
she tried to erp with me and i went along, i guess it was too convincing.. i was bored, she was so desparate to become a normal straight guy
u and wrinkly's disgusting ass can fuck off now and u can cheat on her more and more

mila was suuuch a wonderful partner, keep coping that ull never have me u disgusting retarded overweight autist.<br>oh, and by the way, wrinkly was just as annoying because she'd spam me paragraphs about how ur disgusting + mila is

Catfish

This shits so gay and lame I'm gonna go larp as HUNK 4th survivor just to get my sanity back

Mattress Store

wish when she sees someone having a meaningful worthwhile bond that doesn't involve romanticising mental illness and instability or trashy stim-fuelled ERP with random strangers

the only long term partners you've had are the type to cheat on you for the evil thrill of it because you're a fetishised abuse target that they picked up from the curb
>>11528495
when are you not high?

wish

>>11528502
i know, right? im not sure why im engaging in this, i just dont like it when an overweight bitch dares to speak anything bad about me, in real life, i would kick mattresse's ass but he'd probably love that

>>11528507
i love being high, whats the problem, my dear alcoholic?
>a meaningful worthwhile bond
this is why u update before u say something so embarrassing about ur meaningful worthwhile bond XD >>11528501
omg stop talking i barely talked to u

shimbu

>>11528463
sorry to crush your hopes, but I was really the first person here to know Mila
I was also the one who invented the idea of letting Mila into 4chan and also wishcord back then when it was still alive
Why I did that was basically I thought it would make them to have friends with similar interests, but I didn't know she will end up hitting on everyone and causing problems for my friends, I also did a lot of horrible stuff myself but It is not the time to talk about it
just like you were attracted to how bpd wish was, Mila was also attracted one day and tried to walk in her steps but she failed

wish

>>11528511
Honey it wasnt me
one more epic fail XD

Catfish

Hey guys I'm mattress lol

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Mattress Store

lmfao I will never get tired of you guys

Anonymous

if i was wish's cat i'd be very concerned about my well being right now

wish

>>11528523
explode more bb
im so insignifcant in ur relationship right?
jesus how much do u talk about me
creepy

Anonymous

>>>11528500 (You) #
>post your face and body

shimbu

>>11528541
Yeah, I am speaking
Go ask your trans loli about it, unless you are afraid from the voice of the truth
You should be also glad that I helped your trans loli, when you know started using a new discord alt to regain urself after the incident

Anonymous

>>11528558
<i knew her the most and introduced her to this place but she still flirted and got into relationships with other men on here instead of me
lmao imagine being this much of a bitter third-world loser pedo tranny

shimbu

>>11528602
Sir, you are going off course here adding misleading information in the process.
My whole point is that Mila is just another wish wannabes, but since mattress couldn't take wish, he tried to manifest wish's personality in someone else called Mila, however he couldn't..the consequences was him basically being "drunk" and erping with randoms on the internet, I do admit I did that myself but meh I will atone for my sins soon enough

>>11528607
Never said I wanted to be liked, I am just giving my information to the audience

Anonymous

>>11528794
are we reading the same things?

Catfish

>>11528794
By some discord ugly faggot like mattress?? Hahhhahab and no I'm not defending wish but mattress is the definition of a beta male discord larper lol he even tried to pity pwn wish like oh yea mila is soo better than you

Fucking weird creep virgin he is

Anonymous

can't believe fatfish started simping for wish i list all respect i had for him

tea fren

*sip*
so liek this is this is how i'm owning dustbunnies and getting a little extra cardio. the supplements are kicking in and i feel signs of life coming back in my bloodstream.

i think i'll start using the android digital wellbeing app. because i can never do the 9 months lurk again.
my pee looks lighter. muscle aches are fading away. just gotta keep moving.
lurking is deceptive. like you're in bad shape but you don't know how bad until the anemia is kicking your ass.

people say "i feel like i've been hit by a truck"

i'll say it felt like trying to walk around in a giant jar of glue. just slo-mo.

never again.

not for love money or all the tea in china.

dang.

DANG!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11529981
try substituted phenethylamines

tea fren

>>11530010
perhaps at some future date once i've re-established homeostasis and a proper sleep cycle. right now any one of those would blow me out of the water.

"All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here
(If we ever get out of here)"
–Paul McCartney

*sip*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11530022
try ampa receptor positive allosteric modulators


>>11526007
how does it feel op that this poster has made a better post than you immediately and now the thread is improved 1000% over how it was simply because of a donkey cube
I bet you feel pretty pathetic now!

Booshiii

is there a bird cube oh god please let there be a bord cube


Anonymous

Chimkens can't fly but I've seen one eke enough wingflap to clear a fence and then it's free.

>>11526009
it’s so weird that we eat chicken eggs. They are so delicious but gross at the same time.

>>11526030
it's better than eating human eggs

>>11526036
either way it’s just weird to fry up animal’s reproductive slime and eat it

>>11526009
But then so too, are the foxes

Yuji Sakai

>>11526038
when you eat fruit or mushroom you are doing exactly this

Anonymous

>>11526009
I too have witnessed a chimken flying over a fence
I was flabbergasted


seuss

>>11526054
it's funny when people think I won't get politically raped because I am strong or tall xd

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11526054
Like imagine some bubble butt ghetto retard feeling entitled to my genitals, or some ultra skinny dork gamer that wants two kids and a private school.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11526054
that's what they do, they get you high and drunk, and show you a good time, and then when you're not looking, the door slams and you think you're basically seeded for a opportunity in life, but it's actually being taken away from you!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

they think because you're not getting roofied or bonked upside the head that it's not r*pe, but in reality, you'll lose all your friends, family and community if you don't do what she says!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Anonymous

I use cringe gacha games,vtubers to rage for gym gains

seuss

>>11526071
Oh good, somewhere to put my skills to the test!!

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11526069
heh, you too?
guess that makes two of us....


Ghosted me


>>11525073
"namefags farting in each others mouths for sustenance"
just farted in your nigger mouth LOL back to /pol/ you go you fucking cancerous redditor nigger bahahahah I keep raping your nigger mother and tearing up your sisters anus until it bleeds you boring braindead redditor nigger that got pwned by the cool [s4s] posters lol malding because you don't belong on this board LOL I'm farting in your nigger flap pffpfpfffffffpt nigger just raped your mom it was awesome

seuss

>>11526085
its safer to join a rape cabal than to get politically raped lole

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

Corey from Slipknot has the some personality as Kevin Smith and Hungrybox

>>11526087
do you like Kevin smith
>>11526095
oh yeah? wanna find out who composed it?
>>11526086
look it up then dude

>>11526085
its funny namefigs can't get anyone to respond to their posts without namefigging because they are so fucking boring lolol
they realise with no name they are just another poster and this makes them sad!
they need to be remembered! they need to be loved!
but all they do is look like a faggot!
shitting in the mouth of the namefiggot (they like it it gives them attention)
pissing inside the butt of the namefigtgot (this like it)

namefig namefig go away! don't come back until you're not gay! (never)

>>11526085
Fresh off the boat, from /b/ mang? heh I remember when I was just like you, neo Nazi. Lemme give you an ebin tip so you can make it in this cyber meme machine: never be rude like that. You got no OC here, you got no dubs, you got nuffin here. It's survival of the dankest and you ain't gonna survive long on [S4S] by saying dum rude stuff that your little dum-dum /b/ friends would reply to. None of that here. You don't be rude. You don't leave dubs unchecked. This ain't /b/, friendo, This is [S4S]. We have REAL NICE board, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can go to /b/, you Mien Kampf reading rudefig. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn Dank memes. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a funposter.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, boyo . . . that is if you can handle it... (^:

>>11526132
its funny cancerous redditor niggers can't get anyone to respond to their posts without being redditors because they are so fucking boring lolol
they realise with no cancer they are just another poster and this makes them sad!
they need to be remembered! they need to be loved!
but all they do is look like a faggot!
shitting in the mouth of the cancerous redditor nigger(they like it it gives them attention)
pissing inside the butt of the redditor nigger (this like it)

cancerous redditor nigger go away! don't come back until you're not gay! (never)

>>11526207
It's funny because you are so unoriginal and boring you have to use my post and add "B-but you are le-le reddit!!" to it because you have no originality or brainscells in that retarded ass brain of yours. You can't even come up with a more creative way to utilise my post than call me reddit. literalliy 3 iq try harder retard you are a shitposting peasant compared to me. you probably took that picture from twitter and renamed it that how much of a pathetic loser you are lol. inb4 you copy myi post again likje a rart thinking it is le epic own cxD

no one is more reddit than a stupid fuck like you trying so hard to fit in.
Now get the fuck off my board.

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>>11526207
>>11526213
you just mad that you got raped by an older male you trusted and you pretend you didn't like it but i mean come on, there were things about it that felt good and you kind of liked it.

>>11526215
the only thing that gets raped is your faggot ass if you keep saying shit like that boy

>>11526219
Oh yes...[cwying] :3 OwO it's OwO aww urs. :3 OwO >.< >.< I'm ur swut, I'm ur whowe. :3 u knyow that's >.< >.< what I want. I want u to...[whimpewing, sobbing] u'we making me OwO cum so hawd [bj sounds] mmm that's it OwO fuck OwO me hawdew. hahaha i know you're joking but on some subconscious level i bet you really think like this and think really highly of yourself because of your self perceived internet culture prowess like a big socially oblivious autistic self important idiot with no self awareness

>>11526226
>but on some subconscious level i bet you really think like this and think really highly of yourself because of your self perceived internet culture prowess like a big socially oblivious autistic self important idiot with no self awareness
projecting much? theres a reason that this is specifically what you would say in response to something like that and then you have the audacity to mention self awareness you troglodyte. only someone who was truly self aware would realise that it is impossible to judge someones true character based on a few internet shitposts on a board as stupid as s4s, and that stating such a thing is a bigger indictment of your own flawed character than any perception you have of me could be
eat my entire ass an balls

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>>11526228
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

>>11526235
See everyone, we are now at the part of the argument where anon has nothing left to actually reply to me, so he implies that he will beat me up in real life, or something equally asinine, as a form of cope. This helps heal the ego of the anonymous, and makes him feel just a little bit better about himself. Because at least now, he can feel a sense of superiority of someone who he perceives as weak and worthless compared to himself.

> think really highly of yourself because of your self perceived internet culture prowess like a big socially oblivious autistic self important idiot with no self awareness

Checkmate, retard.

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>>11526213
cancerous redditor nigger that doesn't belong on this board is MALDING LOL
It's funny because you are so unoriginal and boring you have to use my post and add "B-but you are le-le namefig!!" to it because you have no originality or brainscells in that retarded ass brain of yours. You can't even come up with a more creative way to utilise my post than call me namefig. literalliy 3 iq try harder retard you are a shitposting peasant compared to me. you probably took that picture from twitter and renamed it that how much of a pathetic loser you are lol. inb4 you copy myi post again likje a rart thinking it is le epic own cxD

no one is more reddit cancerous nigger than a stupid fuck like you trying so hard to fit in.
Now get the fuck off my board nigger while I'm raping your nigger mother and tearing apart your nigger sisters anus until it bleeds LOL

>>11526240
Alright I've had enough, you are not my fuckin referee bitch, because I'm a free American, I’m 25, have a degree in computer repair technology and was on my deans lists for grades in a high grade college, I ran a sucessful business for over 5 years but good one dumb nigga take my lunch money, you got me good too oh and what else I'm a virgin? Mrs for 4 years and literally cheated on her but I'm a virgin owned me bro, also, I'm over 6' tall, and I never needed a personal trainer. Oh, and I'm a BLACK MALE, like I said, I've had it, I will come to your house right now and fuck you in front of your children.

>>11526244
Okay op please explain what the purpose of this thread is. Is it supposed to be funny? It's not. Is it supposed to stir up a discussion? It won't. So basically it's a waste of space

>>11526248
>Alright I've had enough, you are not my fuckin referee bitch, because I'm a free American, I’m 25, have a degree in computer repair technology and was on my deans lists for grades in a high grade college, I ran a sucessful business for over 5 years but good one dumb nigga take my lunch money, you got me good too oh and what else I'm a virgin? Mrs for 4 years and literally cheated on her but I'm a virgin owned me bro, also, I'm over 6' tall, and I never needed a personal trainer. Oh, and I'm a BLACK MALE, like I said, I've had it, I will come to your house right now and fuck you in front of your children.

Thanks anon, I got a good chuckle. Thank you for shitposting with me my friend. I wish you the best from here on out!

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>>11526253
Let me tell you something sir, you are the intellectual. You are the smartest person i have ever met, and that is an insult. I honestly think you must be a chad that has sex all day with qt3.14 girls because that'd explain where all the cum is going if not your brain.

>>11526248
in raping your mom you pol-tard redditor nigger you should go back no one likes you on this board you waste of space nigger lol

>>11526354
People dislike you because you are such a narcissist
It's natural to care most about yourself, sure, and that is exactly why people find you insufferable. You are an insignificant speck in our lives so stop trying to be something you are not
Other people have struggles, dreams and things they want to share as well, they are all very interesting in their own way and have so much to say. So stop trying to drown their voices out. You are NOT the most important person on Earth, you do NOT deserve our attention.
How about you stop talking to strangers online and instead tell these things to the people around you. I'm sure they care much more about what you have to say than all of us how just thinks it's inane dribble.

>>11526376
you don't deserve people's attention nigger eat shit people dislike you


what do I do to get rid of a hangover, esfores?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11526088
Eat food. Drink liquids. Take some aspirin.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

happy thoughts

>>11526088
b complex vitamins, magnesium and a lot of water

Anonymous

>>11526088
Take pain meds first, tylenol etc. then drink a lot of water. Then wait.

Catfish

He still gets hangovers lol

Also as the resident expert. First you should drink on a full stomach. Drink water at a 1:1 ratio if you're drinking liquor. beer is waterlike but it's still a dieretic.

Also no joke weed helps with nausea and headache but if you drink and smoke weed at night you'll prolly wake up groggy as shit and stumble to the store for an energy drink then shit it pant from sneezing :P

Anonymous

>>11526088
Stop consuming the liquid jew

kill

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11526395
jfc stfu you stupid nigger
modt people are not alcoholics like you

Catfish

>>11526552
If you curate yourself properly you won't get hangovers. But you knew this and just wanted to go for the lazy attempt of calling me an alcoholic lol.

I know I am bitch

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

I’ve had half a pint of taaka so far <br>Got another pint of Burnetts in the freezer

Catfish

>>11526564
I've had like uhh
.think about 2 pints

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11526572
And before any smartass says my nails are dirty I was breaking up weed

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11526572
How much does it take to make you proper drunk

Catfish

>>11526583
Bout 1 liter

So about 40% or this bottle

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


Anonymous

>no water in my house
>run sink water into a pot
>boil it
>put in freezer for 2 hours
>drink it
>it still tastes like gross tap water
the pain...

seuss

>>11526092
distilled water is hard to make... I see..

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11526092
get the brita filter water bottle

>>11526103
in an alley ...with other manks

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Lois

>>11526092
I only drink bottled spring water


Anonymous

>>11526099
>mom found the rainbow dash cum jar

>>11526099
what a fantastic day pepe!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

wish

>>11526099
>gf loves watching me get corrected and raped by niggers


Anonymous

in a deep ring of human hell, my soul finds solace in dreaming. even in absolute terror, i find the escape from this material identity that i've cultivated for myself to be favourable in any case. good night.

Nakadachi

Mattress, some say you're an idiot, but you've always been kind to me, I appreciate that, thank you.
Happy thoughts, sometimes I think you're looking out for us, sometimes I wish I were like you, except for the foot fetish.
Booshii, along with new user you two are the best namefrens here I think.
<s>(I'm not going to kill myself btw)</s>

Anonymous

last night i had a dream where it was just compilations of people getting brutalized by chimps


that is very real<br>don't let detractors tell you otherwise

>>11526110
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.
Your fortune: very very bad

>>11526110
Hmm idk
My cat can’t do thate

no its not real<br>they have tehnology to fake everything now


RIP. Thank you so much kabosu. You will never know how much you meant to me

>>11526113
Here you go lads. At least she passed away as nicely as one could hope for.

i used to make blogs and fangroups about that doge when i was younger :(

the fault line that distinguishes a Shakespearean tragedy from a comedy, is but only one unmistakeable, unalloyed trait. A tragedy will always end with the death the protagonist, so in the most emphatic of ways, we are a living in a tragedy, as death is life's single certainty.
As more Doge threads die without hitting the image limit, I can feel the almost carnal sensation of my spirit withering away. :(

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

King's

F
You'll live on in the memes longer than any of us Kabuso.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Catfish

>>11526517
You get turned on my dying? Me too

Anonymous

>>11526113
F
:(
wow

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

came back to this now dogshit board to pay my respects. rest in peace doge. i'll never forget the golden age.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Rest in peace, you'll live on in the minds of multiple generations for all the small moments of joy you brought them.

>>11526113
Good life, very rest, much peace

>>11526359
Reading that made me cry.
RIP

>>11526359
F
>>11527128
the whole website is worse overall than what it was 12 years ago, I just go to altchans

>>11527128
fuck off elon musk plus get our fucking gay lazer out of my eyes


>>11526175

yeah I bet her last days were painful ones.

Rest now, little one.

>>11526175
jeez poor thing
take it easy in doge heaven

>>11526175
jesus christ they shouldve put her down early instead

>>11527688
Dubs! But duuuuuude, imagine the clout


Um... officer... I was not "driving" a "vehicle"~ I was exercising my constitutional right to travel in a lawful conveyance, for private use, not for the purposes of commerce~


seuss

>>11526122
I tried to have incest so many times growing up and none of my family wanted to until I got waaaay older

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11526122
Silly anon, there would have to be girls using this board for this to be true! Imagine that!

>>11526122
where can I see the rest of this comic? it looks really good!


> be me (19y/o)
> although how hard it is to get into the college in your country, you were admitted in the carrier you wanted in the college you wanted for years at your very first attempt
> organize your time has never been your thing, but you are getting good grades anyways
> you broke up with the person you consider the love of your life 2 months ago, at the first week of college, but the emotional support of your friends and all the great people you have met makes things easier
> you finally started to dedicate to music and poetry and people enjoy it
> "this could be the better moment in my whole life... why do i still wanting to die?"
>...
> "maybe this is also the better moment to kill myself, it isn't?"

anonymous

the person you're quoting sounds like a bad person

>>11526125
suicidal people are narcissistic and bad

Anonymous

>>11526125
don't listen to small a anonymous he is faggot and everything he says is rarted

anonymous

>>11526128
lowercase a anonymous is a faggot and everything they say is retarded !! :3c

Anonymous

>>11526130
i'm glad you finally understand!

its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.


>>11526188
now just need it in the style of this >>11526162

because frogposting isn't esfores culture.

>>11526162
>>11526187
>>11526188
>>11526237
Despicable mixed mutt halflings. s4s shouldn't mix with outside cultures; it's disgraceful and the antithesis of nice.

>>11526258
>>11526264
I want to see this same energy from you guys against all the cuck porn spam on this board or are you implying that is part of the culture here?

>>11526326
it has been proven that antifrog posters are pro pedo

>>11526326
lewdity is not board culture.
NO LEWDPOSTING NO RUDEPOSTING.


>>11526163
which end of the konata do you eat first though??

>>11526169
you mean either kissing her face or feetsies?

>>11526169
this one

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11526172

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11526172
>>11526174
this is epic
you have truly established yourself as a personality on s4s
what will you do now with your fame and influence?

>>11526178
fame it's really a bit wherever I go but fame does not pays bills

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger