Catfish

This shit gets me hype for the day

https://youtu.be/YI3pPGgTGQI?si=fFW<wbr>Bg_AOd20lIzYJ

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Perso

>>11477574
He's proud that his son finished the story

Anonymous

>>11477574
This is what does it for me

https://youtu.be/LY1eVP5vrsw?si=gJY<wbr>438B9ZQzmostW

Catfish

>>11477594
Taco Bell a blunt and Spanish musix blasting. What are u the Bodega I frequent lol
No that don't add up... Real spics go to el pilon and get oxtails on top of rice

King's

This is what gets my le edgy and dark soul going:<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u93<wbr>R-K3URsw

Don't Google braums

>>11477602
Lol close, I'm eeting a breakfast burrito from braums(tm)

Anonymous

>>11477574
me "hype" music
and anything similar
[Saturn - John Coltrane]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY0<wbr>wrGh-9Sw
desire to scream and hit things

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Catfish what's the difference between a bodega and a convenience store? Is it just something New Yorkers say to remind themselves they're from New York in case they forgot or are they actually distinct things?

King's

>>11477612
>bodega
It is actually a wine cellar, we here in Murica just bastardized it.

Anonymous

>>11477617
All I know is apparently some of them covertly sell illicit narcotics. I don't remember where I heard that but a brief Google search tells me it's not just an urban legend.

Catfish

>>11477612
Bodegas are really small and sell loose cigarettes(illegal in NY) they sell a shit load of blunts and wraps. They have good shit like Mrs freshly honeybuns, off brand food. Drinks like Calypso and those barrel shaped juices you gotta punch the top off. Also unlike many convinience stores they make their own food like chop cheese,.subs, burgers etc

Also there will be like 5 niggas out front who say "u good?" Or "I got that loud"

Anonymous

>>11477632
Not gonna lie I had to look up what chopped cheese is. I assumed it was just cheese that people buy and eat walking down the street from a paper wrapping or something. Only tangentially related but I went to a convenience store that had lots of Asian imported items recently and they had soda cans with anime characters on them and all kinds of weird candies which was cool. I don't like to eat or drink processed sugar so I didn't try them but it was a lot of fun to see it all.

Catfish

>>11477648
We had an Asian market near us as a kid they had like yogurt drinks and gimmicky candy I liked the grape candy balls

Then we had an Asian equivalent of a dollar store called 99 cent city and they sold bootleg yugioh cards and weird Asian toys was a bit of a culture shock really

Anonymous

>>11477658
Damn it you just made me realize I wish I'd thought of getting some exotic little trinket or tchotchke while I was there as a souvenir. The time before last I was in the big city I got a sleeping pig thing which apparently is good luck in China or something. There is one of those stores where I live so I'll have to go there next time I'm in the area and look at the unusual foods like paper thin slices of marbled beef they sell. I really want to get some durian too but I'm pretty sure they only stock it freeze dried since it smells too bad to ship fresh.

Catfish

You know normally I'm asocial and prefer the dark but seeing the bustling city and sun on my face made me feel better

Unf sweaty black titties glistening and bouncing lawwwd have mercy

King's

>>11477843

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11477876
I AM CONVINCED YOU TOOK PHOTOS OF A BODEIAG YOU WENT TO UNE NEE YOURK AND THERE THEY HAD CHERRY COKE

thinking about bumping this thread on end

Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQW<wbr>e6y2xRzU

Your fortune: Outlook good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryU<wbr>kyb4wpEg

Your fortune: Good Luck

Catfish

I unironically am took a molly and it's hitting me on. The bus and I'm sweating sooo bad omfg

Sneaksrinkin vodka ronsrst cool but duxhhh

>>11478706
Sneak drink coska on the bus to stay cool**

Ok I'm FUCKED up

https://youtu.be/Pc5xFZHDjxQ?si=ZKs<wbr>Sx9C_ZlG-TTA-

https://youtu.be/Pc5xFZHDjxQ?si=ZKs<wbr>Sx9C_ZlG-TTA-

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Bro I useed all my lllife energy to cross the street and not sieee

I'm rubbing my feet it feeeels like I'm cumming loll

Hollly duxk this can't be happening ooouuhdjjfjf

https://youtu.be/mq1CAEkE4sw?si=2Nz<wbr>HGD0uyJR-gk7z

Arslr r

Auu I got the drips nkew I'm playing with my ribcage it feels so inviting k..

Stop recommend me this shit wtff wrong with u

https://youtu.be/fqZ9Hu5J9iI?si=MbE<wbr>DNnzrVK0qhtYr

S T O P

https://youtu.be/L0G3MddHChI?si=b76<wbr>HW_-_UMoMURLI

Ok now it feels like .y shoulders are melting I should lie down

>>11478181
and I know I'm dead before my time

Anonymous

>>11479434
K schizo. You're not funny OR endearing btw

>>11479454
you're an unfunny redditor nigger who's not endearing and you are a cancerous unfunny boring redditor nigger that doesn't belong on this board? that's quite the case nigger LOL

Catfish

Who's that tranny who makes the dumb ahegao faces anyone know?

Maybe I'm coping for being a pervert but DAMN this bitch can dance

https://youtube.com/shorts/nuP4JF_L<wbr>Cus?si=34uOHy0eWwlANCwF

She's gonna end up in some chaebol harem if she keeps this up lmaooo

I'm at lunch dreadfully bored n reading about Bonham and he aspirated after 1.4 liters of vodka over 24 hours. Scarier still is I got him beat... I've done 1.75 in like 14 hours. But he was skinny so

Damn. What a loss.

https://youtu.be/lWnhz1ZcF74?si=1dN<wbr>LhzrFiZ6FHGla

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11477658
>>11477669
>>11477617
just post the bodegas from your last visit man

asuka you love being alone with boys don't you baby you whore you like cock don't you

asuka you Randy girl you love cocks you ride them all day long

Anonymous

>>11484053
Kill yourself unfunny schizo faggot

>>11484218
kill yourself unfunny cancerous redditor virgin nigger schizo faggot LOL kys kys kys nigger kys redditor nigger pol-tard fag I'm raping your nigger mothers anus and shitting down your nigger sisters throat LOL kys kys kys kys unfunny cancerous redditor nigger faggot kys kys boring loser LOL kys kys kys kys

Catfish

So yea anyway I'm getting a replacement ID. Only issue? Takes two fuckin week.. two weeks I can't door dash booze!!! Well the stores don't card me but aooougghhh

>>11484284
so what are some of the reasons you consume alcohol if it's not yummy AND it has no effect on you then what's the point

>>11484291
It does have an effect on me you spammy retard. Just need lots of it.

Anonymous

>>11477574
imagine her farting

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11484299
>>11484340
>>11484351
Did the kettle just really? lole

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11484353
xd I like u too friend-brother ;) merry Saturday to you
>>11484365
where i come from, we face our enemy; and if our enemy is unarmed – we offer them a SWORD

>>11484365
ohhhh so the kettlel called someone else tar

asuka you love sex so much please swing down my cock

>>11484362
I have a lot of times
I will do it again

>>11485663
God what would her farts smell like

Your fortune: Bad Luck

why do zoomers say hype instead of hyped and bias instead of biased

Catfish

>>11486147
Tf u asking? Zoomers are unironically the worst generation ever and it's not their fault it's due to societal decay. Never seen such people act above their station, opinionated yet not learned, acting deserving of things yet not earned.

Shits whack.

Anonymous

>>11486160
Gen A is already starting to put them to shame.

>>11486387
Gen A is the gen after Zoomers, and they are even less adjusted is what I am saying.

>>11486885
stfu retarded schizo faggot loser redditor nigger LOL kys kys kys kys nigger

asuker let me touch you please I'm begging you

i hate face sitting female on male, but i'd love to do face sitting male-on-female

tk gets to dump porn because he's a mod that should kill himself

>>11488770
pretty sure it is because he is always in a different truck stop literally every night and thus has a different truck stop IP every time and they can't ban him because of it.

at least two good threads have disappeared overnight

>>11490507
you should get drunk before you talk to me

Catfish

>>11490653
Ok I'll work on it

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Ok I'm working on getting drunk it'll be awhile the amount it takes me to get drunk is fatal to most xF

https://youtu.be/AtDN9Yppvxg?si=Usj<wbr>sMhZI4ofe1R2M

>>11490715
Oh mein gott... Ooooii das embarrassing O_O

https://voca.ro/1bAPwt4yDo17

Your fortune: Average Luck

MAKING LOVE
TO YAAA BABY
MAAAKIINNNG LOOOOOVE

Ok I'm buzzed does rhat count

https://youtu.be/7omle21cL3s?si=SbV<wbr>QNaX2s9gO3b

In fact... I may need to piss!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

K so done bumping this thread then? You Moooron

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11490856
Let the lad be as he is. we'd still have munch if you could be less of an asshole.

>>11491215
you are a father figure AAAAAAA that's so cute ^^
>>11490856
sorry couldn't hear you

>>11491374
stfu you braindead redditor nigger loser LOL stfu stfu kys kys kys kys kys nigger LOL

yeah asuka you love sex don't ya baby you crave cock

>>11491692
oh yeah? is that what you're saying?

yeah well asuker loves being alone with boys

Love ya catfish. Thanks for sticking around.

Catfish

https://voca.ro/1jOoP5f3Za55

Good timing cu I got an update

Damn I got a piss stain on my jeans
 I didn't piss myself just sometimes when I put it away it keeps going
..

Anonymous

>>11496816
That guy sounds so fucking based

Catfish

I'm not lying black women are my soul mates they're so fucking cool <br>Done with goofy white bitches

Anonymous

>>11498061
you just posted poorly drawn disgusting cringe, you must be projecting. I bet those things don't even have cute panties and delicious german brapps like Asuka.

>>11498061
>>11498075
just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys

>>11498087
nigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL
lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!
dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!
keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!

asking again:

why do zoomers say hype instead of hyped and bias instead of biased

>>11498094
don't ever utter that stupid word. don't say 'zoomer' ever

>>11498255
poltard redditor nigger cancerous ape
nigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL kys kys kys dumb faggot nigger you eat your own feces as breakfast dumb pathetic faggot! you're so disgusting and putrid lol! seriously die! die and kys kys and die die and kys kys and die! nigger lol!
lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!
dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!
keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!

>>11498070
I wish more people would stay on topic like this.

Sigh...I can't believe you're so excited about my farts...
You're an irredeemable pervert! You idiot Shinji!

Catfish

>>11498725
M not into farts but if asuka talked to me like that...

Anonymous

>>11498441
you are a redditor poltard nigger
poltard redditor nigger cancerous ape and a dense faggot bitch! lmao! you are embarrassing yourself with your nigger additions! you're worthless and nobody ever cared about you lmao! die out nigger! kys kys kys
nigger pol-tard redditor fag LOL kys kys kys dumb faggot nigger you eat your own feces as breakfast dumb pathetic faggot! you're so disgusting and putrid lol! seriously die! die and kys kys and die die and kys kys and die! nigger lol!
lol nigger just raped your nigger mother and took a dump on your nigger mom's mug LOL kys kys kys kys redditor nigger virgin LOL kys kys dumb pathetic faggot lol!
dumb nigger i pissed and shat on your mother's face and she loved it, she loved every bit of my waste cus she's a perverted freak just like you are dumb nigger!
keep gooning to bbc hypno u weirdo! you're disgusting and so FUCKING GREASY and SMELLY that your gross smell pulverizes my olfactory systems and SLOWLY destroys them that's how GROSS and UNWANTED you nigger are! kys kys kys kys kys kys just kys already!

>>11477632
Sounds like a normal convenience store.

asuka please let me push my cock inside you

Catfish

>>11502555
I just envision some autist soyjak poster cackling like a down syndrome child as he posts this on a board 7 people use

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11503135
Just raped you nigger mother and took a huge dump in her mouth lole!

>>11504319
Just raped you nigger mother and took a huge dump in her mouth lole! I'm raping your nigger sister as we speak and tearing her nigger asshole apart while her anus is bleeding lole!

asuka you love having sex with boys don't you? you moan in a very sweet and tender way

asuka let me push my giant cock up your tight pussu

asuka enjoys having sex with men doesn't she

I would like engage in sexual intercourse with Asuka. I would like to ejaculate into her vagina.

asukaseoussy pussy is so tight she loves cock

>>11509556
i have nebver seen a red haired german before or a german called langley so i'm thinking that germany wanted to get rid of her but will we find out who her EVA was a clone of? thats importanrt <s> i forgot</s>

>>11509576
the nazis did win they lead a full global insurrection, killed their figurehead and said it was all finished and wrote the history curriculum.

>>11509584
the nazis "not" winning is
part of the NWO and one true religion agendas
it all goes back to jewish bankers (actually its arab royalty, actually it was everybodies royalty)
musljims were much more relevant to us before the wars in the 1900s

>>11509590
how to abuse female menstrual cycle to tell when they're the horniest

>>11510258
yes crude humor those posts are both me and i told you already its when she can see you masturbating while you are looking at her and you get bonus points for not going too fast

>>11508784
“Yeah”? What do you mean “yeah”?

>>11510303
hey. were you looking to ask me a question?
>>11510285
no that's not crude that's someone else. there's no name attached to the post

>>11510285
unironically if people don't take your advice literally and instead realize that women need to feel that you want them, meaning whenever you look them in the eye it has to be a special, affectionate and aroused look, then they will fare pretty well in life because that information is correct. it really is true that you need to confidently demonstrate your desire to do her while you're communicating. don't stay neutral or shy
>>11510303
hi

Can you imagine?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11510744
Wanna fuCK THAT FUCKING PUSSY

Catfish

>>11510744
Yea...

Your fortune: Bad Luck

say, asuka, when was the last time you've had sex

>>11511541
yeah man this board has been through.. a lot

Welcome to the 141. Finest group of handpicked warriors on the planet.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Ah damn it I'm bleeding again

Woohoo aaa scars are Soo hot. STFU bitch.

https://youtu.be/GqMlSKcSUz8?si=kI6<wbr>slZFOFkONlWBD

Your fortune: Outlook good

Omg asuka u like sex with boys durrrrr

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Bro wtf why's blood gotta smell like rust!, shit stinks!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11511800
mine doesnt lul
cool number anyway

Catfish

>>11511804
What why not?? U saying my blood is poison?? Smells like a copper zipper.

Oouugh

Anonymous

>>11511800
blood tastes so scrumptious :3

>>11511676
oh, aren't you as sweet as chrism my beloved (^-^)

Retarded schizo derails yet neither thread

>>11512368
my angel i would be as sweet as anything you said if it would benefit you UvU but i would prefer you had me be as sweet as the bitter kind of grapefruit or expired milk or those fruits which look like oranges but they're only bitter theyre not really sweet at all and they make me shit myself ;3 my darling

>>11512376
lol this redditor nigger has been butthurt for months now I'm raping your nigger mother you cancerous redditor ape and I'm shitting down your mouth breathing nigger sisters mouth LOL

>>11512387
WHAT IS UO WITH THAT???? KY SWEET PRINCE BU PLACEBO

>>11512864
anyway you know what they say about pain building character
<s>i beat my wife</s>

>>11512864
when i get pissed off and beat my wife and kids i do wrestling moves
<s>i batista blasted my wife last time she undercooked the pork </s> <s>and then i kicked my son down the stairs onto some barbed wire</s>

>>11512864
i listened to it placebo was the band which made everyyou every me but the version on youtube which plaed after is the wrong version
alwayd so funny when placebo says that thing he says

>>11512874
lol that made me smile
>>11512879
xd dude your wife made some iffy pork my guess is? bahahahhaah! spot on mate -do it baby do it- :P
>>11512886
dude if I'd thought you'd actually listen to that song I wouldn't have mentioned that one I would have named something more beautiful than that.. you're a cool guy! every you every me isn't bad I remember that song. are you ready for to have a le glorious saturday? :D

so asuka loves cock and she loves sex now ho but how do I have sex with her

Catfish

>>11513424
Yo this shit ending today like bro

https://youtu.be/zpTXVP2LXq8?si=ckX<wbr>Y4pJfEytufrhu

Anonymous

>>11513428
whom are you talking to right now

Catfish

>>11514074
I talk to myself a lot lol
I consider it reciprocating dialogue to myself

Other people call it mental illness !

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

it hurts a lot and I am presently suffering

Catfish

Wth this door dashers name was Elven too bad he was an Arab id have smashed him lol

>>11515962
I want to fuck elves
Big !!time

>>11515962
I want to fuck elves!!!

https://youtu.be/WRPM1l8-658?si=fs8<wbr>aQitbZt-jWHkR

>>11515980
Damn I posted the wrong pic
Imm too horny for elves

https://youtu.be/WRPM1l8-658?si=fs8<wbr>aQitbZt-jWHkR

Holy crap I'm horny WTF

https://youtu.be/WRPM1l8-658?si=fs8<wbr>aQitbZt-jWHkR

Anonymous

hey catfish what's your opinion on crudehumour223@gmail.com

Catfish

>>11517198
Whatever I'm too old to care. My heart is blackened over with Ice lol

What the FUCK is this faggot shit??!black women are NOT warriors

Oh they're driven and testy for sure..but NOT warriors

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11520366
I don't wanna see women eat paste just cuz they wanna impress us

You can't do hell week. I've been stabbed and I barely felt it and laughed it off hahaha

You don't wanna be us!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11520368
,omg I can hack it like men do

Lol no u can't bitch

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

we're pulling through dude I'm raping asuka

asuka you baby bitch you love sex don't you just tell me please

asuka you love having sex with men every day don't you

asuker craves cock so much what can we do about that

Catfish

>>11523183
Probably plow her hole u damn moron

Also make sure to eat her for like 15 mins prior to fuckijg her

And I don't mean just just lick her clit I mean full out tongue in the ass swiping making her howl like a wanton whore

>>11523211
Yea and what the fuck are you going to do about it?

I'm a khornate berserker kid lol stfu

>>11523217
youre an ornate preserver what now

>>11523758
What the fuck is your issue??

>>11523785
just making conversation dude just sort of gliding through the waves
that said please don't swear

Anonymous

>>11524286
Just raped ur nigger mother lole

>>11524579
im raping your nigger mother as we speak and tearing up your nigger sisters anus until it bleeds LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RJ<wbr>niI3kg6c

Your fortune: Good Luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxM<wbr>0nUFbYJw

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11524867
mkay I watched it what's the music video's message and meaning

>>11524867
i forgot mushroomhead were alright atually
>>11524908
reminds me of the time the were showing me that operating table shtick with the radios... are we really supposed to believe that doctor zoidberg is giving us alien cosmetic surgery when we're all monkeys or dogs? lol get real

>>11524912
look brother I'm all for chatting with you BUT CNA YOU NOT ANSWER MY QUESTION WITHOUT GOING OFF ON A TANGENT?????? DO LET ME KNOW
>>11524911
good digits I like nicjleback

>>11524925
i think its about the surgery dream nand being a dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngh<wbr>UCS6zqIE

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

last beer... catfish help i need a supply package

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=035<wbr>9hSerDeE

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

wish

>>11477574
i have hppd from the last time i took l;sd

Anonymous

>>11525869
lori lightfoot

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Catfish

>>11525512
Norm had a joke on this he goes "wait I buy lsd and years later I have a flashback and trip again? That's stretching your drug money!"

>>11526445
hey man so confirmed asuker loves cock

Anonymous

why do zoomers say hype instead of hyped and bias instead of biased

>>11527325
why are you upset at me what the heck o.o I didn't even do anything wrong relax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42V<wbr>2V5oppNg

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11527440
I wonder if I should listen to that

Catfish

https://voca.ro/1dGQJeccck09

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11527865
are you sure you're not upset

>>11527896
you really shouldn't swear catfish it sounds harsh
>>11527907
IS THAT FROM THE DEBUT ALBUM? BECAUSE RECENTLY IVE BENE LISTENING THROUGH THEIR ENTIRE DEBUT ALBUM I THINK I GAVE IT THREE PLAYS

Anonymous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dR<wbr>e4Ns-Av0

Your fortune: Average Luck

https://youtu.be/Duy7YrEcL2M?si=QUa<wbr>BGUrVPPPDsG1y

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1X<wbr>GmYFPv_s

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11528070
if you want me to listen to that you need to talk to me

welp, asuker and her cock loving are just that

dear asuker I am writing to you in a state of ___

Catfish

>>11531330
How the fuck are not banned yet lol weird faggot

Id say "you'll get bored" but you're frighteningly autistic so IDK lol

The fact that a moderator can't mop up this weird fags shit is more annoying than he is

>>11531347
I eat shit also lol I have paralyzing autism

https://voca.ro/1mwfXC6MuYZM

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

If you niggers don't start report spamming this faggot I'm gonna berserk

thinking about replying to other posters in those other threads that have replied to me

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11533074
>thinking about him replying to other posters in those other threads that have replied to me
dont b jealous
>>11531400
>>11531429
ou're not going to get me like that we're going to come to an agreement and it is going to be very much a favorable agreement
favorable for me
capiche>?

>>11533079
COMPRENDÉ?? asuker loves cock

I PROMISE IM GOING TO REPLY TO OTHER POSTS IN THOSE OTHER THREADS

>>11533727
if i can't have sex with the cartoon girl right now im going to kill myself and im not joking this time

>>11534789
you want her that much don't you? talk to me a bit more on the sex bit


Don't you want to fuck your friends?!

Hypersexual

If you ditch monogamy and heterosexuality you can just fuck all your friends and it's no big deal. Why would you want friends who have fences around them? That's a life without spice!

Anonymous

>>11486664
Everyone gets a spot on my conveyor belt of love! ^_^

>>11486658
I don't like sex
I'm not claiming to be asexual. I have a sex drive and I watch porn and masturbate
but sex just isn't worth it
it's stressful and anxiety inducing. You feel judged and vulnerable yet expected to act like some kind of macho stud
I wouldn't want to have sex with my friends, even if I had any

>>11486658

One man's truth is another man's lie

>>11486673
Find new friends! Perform lewd spectacles in front of your normie friends! The propaganda is the deed <3

Alla my friends are women so going homosexuial would not change anything infact it would be worse

>>11487093
All'ah your friends are women?? Anon, your mom and your aunt don't count! It sounds like u need MALE companionship ᗜwᗜ

>>11486658
I HATE HELLO KITTY GIRLS
THEY ARE BPDEMONS AND HAVE DONE IRREVERSIBLE DAMAGE TO ME
HOWEVER, SOME OF THE BEST PISSY IVE EVER GOTTEN

>>11487352
god i wish that was me
(the toilet, i wish i was the toilet)

>>11486669
you love being friends with me ^^

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11487775
yah borderline personality disorder chicks dig hello kitty but the question is how do you manipulate a broad diagnosed with bpd into being into you forever and not leaving you ever

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11486679
>You feel judged and vulnerable yet expected to act like some kind of macho stud
Sounds like a problem only heterosexuals would have. Stop it.

>>11487093
>Alla my friends are women so going homosexuial would not change anything
It would if you're a homosexual girl, which you can be.

>>11487775
yah borderline personality disorder chicks dig hello kitty but the question is how do you manipulate a broad diagnosed with bpd into being into you forever and not leaving you ever
do let me know

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11486658
if you are not worried about contracting VIH and herpes, then go ahead.

>>11486658
neither me nor my friends want to frot or get f'd in the a.

>>11487775
yeah so let me know what the solution of the problem I expressed in this post is
>>11488664

>>11489202
I agree yeah but make it missionary

>>11489406
She's already in missionary it's just perspective

>>11486658
i like to keep my sexuality private. i feel uncomfortable having sexual feelings around my associates.

everything seems tempting when you don't know who to be

>>11490051
I'm already inside her so she's not ready anymore

sex is a display of trust and respect between two loving mutuals. friends are at a much more casual level. the things i do with my girlfriend are intimate and deeply intrapersonal. the things i do with my friends are great, but shallow and ultimately a distraction from the fact that we just don't want to be lonely

>>11490679
inside.. is that a WAIT AND BLEED REFERENCE?

>>11487775
talk to me on the borderline personality disorder chicks in the uh..

>>11487351
imagine them both farting at the same time lole

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11487775
talk to me about the borderline personality disorder girls and how to get them

has anyone ever managed to reliably stay in a relationship with a borderline personality disorder woman

>>11494798
The art looks great! Can you link me a place to read it anon <3_<3

>>11494907
Just search kuromi on pixiv or in a booru, there's all the kuromi porn there, not enough for sure

>>11494913
This looks like a whole manga though?

>>11495166
>>11495144
the numbers..
did you know that borderline personality disorder girls are really hot and horny and Randy and lustful and risqué

>>11495144
Account -> Settings -> Change default image width to anything but sample

new standards just dropped I only fuck my friends (girls only) [this is why I dont have friends]

>>11495545
Get some boyfriends
Do i need to post my e621 again??

>>11495538
>account
i just downloaded a pic from the r34... account. the absolute state of s4s

>>11487960
>11487960
she won't leave you, if you try leaving her she will scream, but she will cheat on you and make your life awful
every day she will make sure you regret her

>>11496055
that's what I've read in numerous articles and that's what people have been telling me, but so far it's been ten days since this chick has been ghosting and ignoring me and it doesn't look like she's coming back. what about you? was that your personal experience with them?

>>11496063
you can get another one by being disgusting on social media

then when the first one sees you might have two

if you try leaving her she will scream, but she will cheat on you and make your life awful

every day she will make sure you regret her

>>11496064
lole :DD I'm still curious to learn about your experience with them

>>11486658
i wish i had friends i could fuck... all my meatspace friends are straggots...

>>11488772
wait
i do have a gay internet friend
and ive been dming him gifs of anine hugs/cuddling (and kisses in the past)
and he tells me he loves me
and i do the same
if i come clean he's gonna be so disappointed..

>>11487960
Really?
My gf really really like kuromi, I was alright because I knew there would be a possibility of her cosplaying as kuromi, but your post make me nervous
I should be cautious about her?

>>11496786
Post pics dressing as kuromi and I will rank you

>>11486658
tbh I don't make cummies because if I stop before and make it go up my spine into my brain instead I get cool dreams :))))

>>11486658
If you're friends don't let your fuck them, are they even your friends?

>>11497439
Well she didn't like at first but she likes it now

>>11497456
that made me smile lol..... thanx fof making me smile~

>>11496790
Lucky guy
Why would he be disappointed though?

>>11487869
I wish that was a skibidi toilet

>>11493990
idk but I wish flandre scarlet would take a fat shit on my forehead

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11496799
dubs checked

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11497445
gonna fuck all my homies in the ass

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11497582
What do that mean?
I made my gf a slut??

>>11498951
I'm still with you mate. I'm here

>>11499754
Ah fuck it
I'm playing Minecraft with my gf and I will make her cosplay kuromi

>>11498433
I wish I was one of yo homies <3_<3

>>11499909
yeah cause I would fuck you in the ass

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11499902
holy fuck that pussy I want to cum all over it

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11500944
Oooo that one's not bad anon ^_^

>>11500955
you sure love being friends with me ^^

Marshmallow butt I'm fucking the marshmallow butt

>>11502675
tight lil asshole

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I want to fuck her pussy and asshole so bad

Your fortune: Outlook good

I do want to fuck my best friend but as my wife and I'm willing to kill everyone else on earth to do it

how to have sex with cute girls cute sluttu girls whorish girls randy chicks that love cocks and like are art whores or generally sluts explain how

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11486658
i dont feel comfortable exposing my private parts to people and i dont trust my dragonballs

>>11486658
whats the point? i dont understand this mentality at all. i dont need to share my dick

>>11504358
Still trying 2 figure this 1 out for myself. ;l

>>11505247
are you madly enamored with me :>

>>11505258
DUDE -_- have you heard of acting decent? make it sanrio

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11505272
Sanrio is my favs however sometimes I lust for the silly wabbit >_<

>>11505248
u feel it too? x~x
>>11505275
404k0n if ya wanna be buddies ^~^v

>>11505420
Do u have any porn accts i can message u on

>>11505450
sorry I only have 1 acct for everything

>>11505471
don’t blame u and ye gotta lose this gut bc im fat n ugly so hopefully ppl will actually like me if I’m just ugly n tn]hx 4 ur support

>>11505505
I look like this fucking guy but I want 2b a bad bitch fucking bad bitches

posting this so it makes me run faster -~- Buhahahaha

>>11505505
wrong – beauty standards are objective and defined by human nature and biology. fatsos are gross

I take it back I’m not fat I’m just not built like a twink anymoar and nigga hell nah ugly is smth I’ll never be I’m just bipolar

>>11506308
Remove all the sugary food from the house. My friend moved in with me and his diet made me gain 50lb :( i realized I don't have any special metabolism or willpower, it was only the fact that I didn't keep fruity pebbles in my cupboard that was keeping me thin.

>>11506379
yah it's odd but the moment you consume food that has sugar in it the chances of you gaining weight skyrocket

>>11486658
>Why would you want friends who have fences around them?

 fences? HA amateur! I dig trenches
everybody is considered to be an enemy
the outside is the frontline
my defences are deep and indepth nobody shall intrude

*continues digging*

>>11506379
I stopped doing drugs and got out of a toxic relationship and gained weight but whatever shits normal 4 dudes like me but it is true, abs are made in the kitchen however the goal is just a flat stomach 4 now lole. Tryna sweat it all out tbh I don’t eat too much junk anyways
>>11506883
baste

PLEASE EXPLAIN YO ME HPW TO ATTRACT GIRLS

>>11507278
try self harming and poosting about it on facebok

people like me shouldnt be allowed to have relationships

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11486658
its no use fucking your friends that way because orgies are inefficientand you would be wasting time fucking so much time

>>11507667
U just fuck different friends on different weekdays...

>>11507342
yeah lol
>>11507352
is there any reason you picked that RETARDED WEBSITE AT ALL

the monsoon smells so swell and mesmerizing

>>11508937
>>11509540
what's that now

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11509552
come and play crude humor don't hurt me like this i'm lonely too :(

>>11509555
teh digits.. you should know by now I never bail on anyone. I'm not going to let you down. here is a little something I'm posting for the first time ever on this board. no one has ever seen me post the following: and I'll be right behind yer keep on going -- in whichever way the wind is blowing
and I will be there till the world stops turning
baby I will keep this fire burning

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11509591
thanks buty would you care to explain one time why this email of yours, the signature is a girls name?
are you a L*sbian?

>>11509601
all fucking week do you know
 you have been a guy do you know
 looking for a bi polar girlfriend
do you know this?

>>11509610
how to abuse female menstrual cycle to be able to tell when they are the horniest

>>11510263
right before the blood comes out which is also the best or worst time to cum inside her vagina (i forgot which)
but actually its just whenever
or masturbate while looking them in the eyes

>>11510263
i'm telling you you'll never get her more turned on than when you are masturbating from across the room and clearly looking at her while you are masturbating

>>11510263
funny story do you want to know how i met my wife >>11510274

>>11510271
oh yah that's funny - the bit about not remembering which ones it was -- your right they don't get pregnant if you cum inside before they start pmsing.....
>>11510276
you told her you could cosplay as gary coleman :D

you're gonna love what's burning right in front of you

>>11511557
it is a cigarette and i am smoking it

>>11511559
this thread is going to guide us through the steps necessary to have sex with bpd girls
>>11487775

>>11486658
I hope you’re enjoying your numerous STDs and depressed mental state

>>11511641
yes and i'm waiting for you to read my messages :(

>>11510697
cry on me little girl (i'm sensitive i will protect youu)

This thread is shit, post more kuromi ass

>>11511719
The only good thing in this shit thread

>>11511641
let me see – I'm unreliable, neurotic, histrionic and impulsive and constantly horny which means.. REMEMBER THE CODE OF THE WARRIOR
>>11511682
hey man it's almost saturday merry Saturday to ya

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11512391
I hope you're being self deprecating ironic because I don't mind at all any of what you just said! I love it! ^w^

I'm straight but if my friend asked me to fuck him in the ass I would

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512648
wtf what the fuck are you indian or something lol.

i think that heyuri.net would serve you much nicer than [s4s]. you would love it there.

>>11512648
I would fuck kuromi in the ass until she likes it

>>11512650
There is more than one of us ^_^

>>11512944
two same number (i reported you for ban evasion)

>>11512648
>>11512792
It's called TDM and it's the hottest new sex fad ^_^

>>11512993
Shut the fuck up faggot I'm jerking off to kuromi butt

okay first of all we are all going to stop swearing

>>11513440
hey :) i hope everything is going well for you!where are you from? :)

>>11513632
thank you for your empathetic and sweet wishes. I'm not doing that well, but it's okay, I'm grateful to you. i reside in chelmsford, but originally I'm from brentwood

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11513703
essex? they all sound funny there and they look funny and they alsoset each other on fire do you feel bad because you're not safe from the cosmetic surgery fire demons?

>>11513703
does that make you dutch?
do you trust the dutch?

>>11513703
i love SBaHJ lol i wish he never stopped making those and he finished making homestuck which was nowhere near as good

>>11513728
lol. you're funny :P it is as they say – we've found an immolation cult (which is good) and they keep setting people on fire (which is bad) all for the glory of lilith (which is kind of a grey area)
>>11513734
potentially yah, but for different reasons. the dutch themselves don't trust the dutch
>>11513735
I couldn't agree more.. honestly I'm confused as to what options even remain on this absence of sweet bro and hella jeff that we're enduring D: perhaps an artist more talented than myself could take matters into his own hands

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11513739
>and they keep setting people on fire (which is bad) all for the glory of lilith (which is kind of a grey area)
i hated britain so much.
thats sort of real; religious extremism, burning people alive.
also terribly scary.

>>11513740
what are some examples of religious extremism you've witnessed

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

you lose the concept of someone being ugly

>>11486658
Never expected this thread to last two weeks. Has anyone here started their own polycule yet?

anonymous

>>11517300
kind of ? i only have one partner, but my other friends openly jerk off to my pictures and talk about having s'xe with me. i wish we didn't all live at separate ends of the continent so that could be a reality

Anonymous

>>11517309
That sounds fun. Have u thought about booking a flight while air travel is still cheap?

anonymous

>>11517323
i don't have an income and my partner is currently homeless !! we don't have that kind of money to blow

>>11486658
I was just telling you that it might not be a coincidence , ya seethe

Your fortune: Godly Luck

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

idek how 2 make friends aside from having smth others want lole

>>11487775
okay I agree with you but please share some info on how to deal with them

Anonymous

>>11487775
I'm imploring just tell me nore

>>11510315
no i found a cool plushie in the dunmster and now its m girlfriend so nobod yask me anymore im taken

>>11515912
>>11514077
when the cathlics stalk ou and it makes ou kill ourself (theh have technolog
theres been a lot in current eventsc that muslims are lnning hostile takeover of cities , doing rotests over nothing and destroing the lace. they, with bl*cks have made it fashionable to riot in a store and thief as much as you can (its in their book actually
isis have peolpe behaving like javhovas witnesses in the streets
its all about to happen

>>11520205
>>11520205
i dont like 4chanx bowser add on and its yrobabblp a virus

>>11520205
Oyyyyycw pypaple

Mt frinds and petz and Iwere mitating' mmy gay sexvideos andg thay went to far withy it ^w^

>>11512532
so you enjoy hanging out with me on this board?

if you don't do what daddy tells you to do, he gets mad.

>>11522628
recommend manga and visual novels

everybody's screaming were only dreaming wohh wooh

loving the increased timeout man just loving it

>>11524291
then i kneel down and i cut myself

>>11524632
I'm always here to dish out an instant and informative reply @.@
>>11524578
explain

>>11524639
i never leave even when i'm not here

>>11524641
that makes you either omnipotent or like really cool :)

sage

>>11524664
imagine how much time i would free up if [s4s] didnt mean so much to me i would have so much time (i would have time for you )

Anonymous

>>11524669
im sorry if it looked like i was sagyging our post m name was just sage from before i love you please dont hate me

>>11524781
as you can see what i am doing here is being a mentally ill girl i heard you like that

>>11524639
i'm 50kg
enuf said
i need to gain

>>11524814
what you should do here is straighten your back . and once i have decided whether or not you deserve it i will tell you the next part

>>11524818
im bored of waiting the reason girls are all too big for you is because the eat ten times more much than you now dont make it my problem

>>11524802
so when a bpd chick suddenly bails on you and keeps ghosting you for a month, is there any chance she'll come back? how does this work?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11524818
i'm slimmer than most girls i know irl
even the lolishit ones

IM BEGGING YOU ENLIGHTEN ME ON BPD GIRLS PLEASE JUST PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM

commencing a discussion on borderline personality disorder in this thread :)
our first speak of the day is the firsthand sufferer mister NO WAY PLEASE NO SANRIO CONTENT I AM DEEPLY SCARRED BY ANYTHING RELATED TO HELLO KITTY IM BEGGING YOU NO MORE PLEASE – >>11487775
for discretions sake let's call this man mister kitty. mister kitty please explain to us how to successfully manipulate bpd chicks into sex while making sure they don't make you suffer AND causing them anguish on top of that, making it a wonderful cause for us ^-^

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11527364
how dare you

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11527364
having sex with the kir baby??

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11527329
You have changed crudehumour... I revoke your Venice namefig award I gave you last year
You have become as bad as the Hello Kitty BPD mentally ill cutting forced memers

>>11528257
cancerous redditor nigger please

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11528279
You can call anything Reddit.
Palm tree men, reuniting the hedgehog family, el perro stretchy, Doremi Saeed years
Ta daa, am I an oldfig yet? Jesus the reddit witch hunt on 4chan has been insufferable lately.

>>11528284
okay then don't insult crudehumour

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11524988
you're the bpd chick b the wa i am back so if i missed anything or if you said something to me since i left to me let me know just tell me ;0 :) :)

>>11528484
hey man it's okay you only missed two or three posts merry saturday to ya get some starbux frappuccino

>>11528530
stop ignoring our emails i keep sending more emails so why idgnore them

>>11528542
sorry, I thought I had let most people know what the status quo is in terms of emailing. even though I'm posting here, I'm not always able to check my inbox. perhaps in two to three hours

>>11528550
i wont let you know next time im making some more new emails adydresses and you're getting a lot of email s from me abourt it

>>11528559
do make sure to let me know please. im not sure if I will kneel down but please

>>11529338
BAHAHAHAHAH DUDE I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR SENDING ME THAT

>>11529487
If u love me so much then post your e621 ˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

>>11509552
kawaii teapot and tea cup

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11510274
no you literally just look creepy

>>11512650
if there's a hole there's a goal

>>11526992
remember to check your spam inbox when you ignore my emails today ;<

>>11512391
>let me see – I'm unreliable, neurotic, histrionic and impulsive and constantly horny which means.. REMEMBER THE CODE OF THE WARRIOR

do you have a vagina yes/no can i put anything inside it yes/no

>>11513703
i dont trust you or believe that you are from essex , uk do you have any scars from burning or stabbing yes/no

>>11498421
epic bro that's fucking epic bro this post is so epic bro this is epic bro + what if i said skibidi toilet really loud in class later?

>>11530512
sacrifice yourself for the skibidi toilet strip naked in class then put your head in a toilet and scream SKIBIDI TOILET 4 LIFE convert everyone to skibidism

>>11530529
im going to say this in the lunch hall to the bullies in the lunch hall at lunch today remember to film me its going to be so sweet

Are you spamming to reach the bump limit<br>Rude

>>11530663
im going to cut myself unless you use due force to prevent me oh and remember when i told you to kiss me next time i had a girl episode but when you do it i'm going to scream like you tried to rape me and i am going to make certain that the neighbors and both of our families can hear

>>11530512
OMG dude that would be so Fanum Tax!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11512391
what's the point of low restriction
fast fast fast fast fast 1200 1200 would be easier

>>11530793
just become homeless then we'll find out how much you 'deserve' how much you 'need' when they curse it you'll her about this later "he had one pastry so he has eaten enough actually he has eaten enough for the whole week it was probably the best feeling of his life what a spoiled fucking rodent

>>11530793
if you fast the chances of binging when you break it get really high even if you try as hard no to. fasted 5-6 days multiple times and it ended in binging and insane stomach aches. or maybe its just that im bulimic

>>11530793
I don't get it :]
>>11530503
xd that was cute :> I never ignore you though

>>11486658
Sorry but I'm not a homosexual

>>11531579
Can u at least try being more homosexual (-_-;)

>>11531334
no, stomach aches are expected to follow starving yourself for so long so it's normal

SOMEBODY PLEASE EDUCATE ME ON MANIPULATING BPD CHICKS INTO SEX

hitori

>>11532590
it won't work it is al trannies and jannies and no nannies

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

>>11532590
Wow this is cute, I'm already feeling manipulated into having sex with you and I'm not even a chick ^_^

>>11504358
threaten them. you could tyr spikin g their drink 20 years ago but now they all take those types of pills multiple times a day

>>11532593
WHAT ARE THOSE WORDS NOTHING YOU SAID MEANT ANYTHING
>>11532648
xd :D have you had coffee yet
>>11532823
spiking teh drink with miasma????? sounds insaen

Hitori

>>11533388 (double dubs)
nothing will work but there was a way being nice but it just waste of time

>>11533450
being nice to whom

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11486658
this makes me psyduck please dont involve yourself with me sexually

>>11534323
woah! small girl baby have you ever swung on a cock?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11534378
do you want me to tell you how that feels? i bet you're a virgin aren't you princess :)
unfortunately for you i dont know because i am a 20 + 8 year old straight man

>>11520200
update i drew on it and left it somewhere and also i did that a while ago i didnt just do that now i did that on the same day

>>11534619
am I the princess

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11534703
do you want to be? why would u even want to be? wait i'm busy making another post right now i'll get back to you on this remind me later

>>11534708
hi you asked me to remind you of something

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11534723
wait i forgot
 i think i might have pinged an email about it to your inbox but its been a busy day honestly i dont know what i did i think i'm just going to go back home and beat my wife talk later x

you dont care at al whether you are or not thats dirty thats filthy you nasty girl filth girl dirt trash scum scum scum scum scum scum scum hell hell hell danger

>>11534723
no i got bored of the joke and there wasn't much commitment to it on your end just doing weird girl shit probabl stalking me probably going to show somebody what an anonymous image board user said to you as a joke like you won something honestly what was the point what do you really get for doing that plus i'm a girl plus i'm not real

>>11534848
I do care. there's so much for us to do dude -- so much all of us need to accomplish. by the way you replied to me in one of those other forty threads saying "I'm not real" and that's a common bpd girl trait – they like to claim they don't exist. I'd love to rape one or possibly several so make sure to stay tuned
>>11535318
oh wait this is the post im talking about it's right here

Your fortune: Bad Luck

going back and forth were!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

men and women can never be friends ever

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11536105
But men and men sure can <3 ˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

>>11536113
stunning emoticons as ever! yah that's the definition of friendship dude!

>>11535410
>I do care. there's so much for us to do dude -- so much all of us need to accomplish. by the way you replied to me in one of those other forty threads saying "I'm not real" and that's a common bpd girl trait – they like to claim they don't exist. I'd love to rape one or possibly several so make sure to stay tuned
i want to fuck our vagina while you say this and i want you to cum while you are saying this


>>11509367
its probably the 5th maybe up to tenth best thread on [s4s] right now don't youy dare dont YOU D A R E be so ungrateful or we will have NOTHING

>>11509367
NIGGER <s>(still, blacker maybe, no one asked or cares about your opinion mongrel elbow biting scum fucking oxygen waster get the fuck out of the thread others are enjoying you piece of fucking worthless shit)</s>

>>11509468
Why are spoilers even allowed on s4s?

>>11509529
allowed? this board is all about checking
checking dubs, checking fortunes, you have to hover your mouse to check the spoiler text, its so exciting and cool! i hope [s4s] adds something i can use to check something else like how long it has been since i washed my dick or if its going to rain. not that it matters because i don't go outside, i just stay in bed and i browse [s4s] i barely even sleep anymore <s> i'm not addicted, they force me</s>

>>11511526
OWO UWU OWO WOWO OWO UWU WUAW OWO UWUWUWUWUWU fucking faggot kys you god damned piece of shit fag UWU UWU UWU OWO OWO UWU UUUWWWWUU I fucking hate your face UWU OWO

The one who weeps for Jesus, who died on boiling Jew shit for fun. Everyone Shalom! WOLOLO!


seuss

>>11501232
FOUR HOURS LATER...

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

Baby Mank was just an innocent little monkey, living in the depths of the jungle with his fellow primates. One sunny day, he was exploring the trees and collecting bananas when suddenly. A large hand grabbed him from behind and Baby Mank found himself captured by a wicked man known as Penismank.

Penismank was an evil human who had been capturing animals from the jungle for years. He had no love or mercy for these creatures and saw them only as a source of pleasure. Baby Mank was dragged to a small shed at the edge of the jungle. There, he was chained on top of a table, his cries for help falling on deaf ears.

Penismank grinned as he inspected his captive. Baby Mank was a small monkey with big brown eyes and soft fur. It would fetch a good price in the black market, or so Penismank thought. He decided to keep Baby Mank as his little toy instead of selling him.

At first, Penismank appeared gentle and kind towards Baby Mank, providing him with bananas and taking care of his basic needs. But as weeks went by, Baby Mank began to realize the dark intentions of his captor. Penismank gave him massages everyday, but always ended them by touching the area between Baby Mank's thighs. Baby Mank felt uneasy, but he was just a monkey and could not protect himself.

One day, Penismank was ready to use Baby Mank as a sex slave. He tied Baby Mank's small hands and feet to the corners of the table, leaving the monkey in a vulnerable position. Baby Mank trembled in fear, unsure of what was about to happen.

Penismank laughed maniacally as he pulled out a glass bottle, shards of broken glass dripping from it. Without a hint of empathy, he forced the bottle up Baby Mank's tiny asshole. Baby Mank screamed in agony, his tiny body unable to take the sharp intrusion. But Penismank did not stop there.

Penismank wound up shoving his cock INSIDE Baby Mank's shard filled asshole, scraping his cock flesh, which only excited him more. Baby Mank cried painful tears as Penismank started thrusting violently inside his asshole, pushing the pieces deeper. With every movement, Baby Mank could feel the shards scraping against his inner walls, causing unimaginable pain. Penismank grunted with pleasure, finding joy in Baby Mank's suffering.

Deeper and deeper he went, easily piercing through Baby Mank's tender flesh. And when he reached his ultimate climax, he let out a scream of ecstasy before filling Baby Mank's anus with his filth. He then slapped Baby Mank's face to signal his dominance and enjoy the control over an innocent creature's life.

But Penismank wasn't done there. His maniacal rage continued as he pulled his blunt fist up and violently SLAMMED IT DOWN Baby Mank's head repeatedly.

The sound of crunching bones and squelching flesh filled the air as the baby mank’s skull shattered under Penismank’s powerful fist. Blood and brains splattered in all directions, painting the walls and logs a gruesome shade of red. Penismank took a step back, admiring his handiwork with a sick grin on his face. The baby mank’s body twitched and convulsed as life slowly left it, the light in its eyes fading. Crushed and destroyed by pain and suffering, Baby Mank let out one last whimper before all noise left him.

The shattered ruins of this young child, abducted from his parents and murdered. Baby Mank was now lifeless and shattered, just like the glass bottle Penismank had used to torment him. Without remorse, Penismank left the lifeless monkey on the table and went back to his wicked ways.

The jungle was silent in mourning for what had taken place in its depths. Baby Mank's family were unaware of his horrific and brutal demise. And none were aware of the true fate of Baby Mank at the hands of the savage, merciless Penismank.

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8. They jump at you OMGG XD
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12. Soncschizoprenic Masturbatory Devices

>>11502118
Highly informative, thank you

Penismank arrested on charges of abuse of a babymank

"Penis Man is neither man nor woman, you nor me," Shomer wrote in one post. "We are ALL Penis Man."

when life begins at conception all humans are female

>>11502589
i think it starts a bit before that (in the balls) if you get what i mean (in the balls)

hey sparkes, pickle man wanted me to pass this message along to you<br>https://youtube.com/watch?v=2QzQUO3<wbr>j0gE

Inappropriate boomer facebook image usage

This was more than merely a "trilogy of manks". This was the penultimate battle of faith. The God-less Sparkles sent his most accomplished voodoo (penismank) monkey against the mankgoers and failed. Not once. Not twice. But THRICE.

The first time, sparkles didnt manage to knock the mankgoers out. The second time, sparkles ate the canvas. The THIRD time, sparkles not only ate the canvas, but asked for seconds.

This is a sign. This is a sign that we, the good mankgoers, the good faithful mankgoers, should vanquish the evil penismank that threatens the mankgoers, once and for all.

baby mank got a scientific notation kinda vibe going on<br>we going exponential

dont forget about Candice.<br>Candice Dickfitinyomouth. lol.

me and my wife Candice Owens met at the final fantasy 14 catgirll erp bar

young based gonna finna blast in an albino <br>you based gotta gonna go top a rhino

the doctors found a cardiac shunt inside my sister and we're all beside ourselves at this time

creating a feminine voice is not that difficult imo

theres a million ways you can sound feminine

theres a lot of benefits to having a feminine voice

I like it best when you say nothing at all

yung based god deh yah so grand<br>yung based god inna di wicked land

he gonna do something something gospel next

seuss

this is my favorite joke

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

that feel when you fuck baby mank to death. it's a feel like none other. it's like your floating on cloud 9 or something. fapping to some natalie mars cold cut donger makes your cum smell rotten. but fucking baby mank to death makes your cum squirt out with such pure intensity that you feel like your floating on air. and the way your dick feel, OH GOD YOUR DICK will feel so fuzzy and warm. there is no other feel like it.

and god said to abraham you will kill your son penismank

seuss

>>11506777
trips confirm

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

My weapon of choice would be two bricks, one in each hand

In medieval times bricklayers formed guilds to establish standards. All the members were active bricklayers. Then later they started letting in people who didn't lay bricks but just liked the community. These new people were a minority at first but over the years they eventually came to dominate the organizations. And thus Freemasonry was born

paul town's infamous drunken rant about jaden mcneil except its me talking about the pickle man, type life

tar baby... i love you so...

ch'yaaaaaaaaaaaeyouche...

i heard you mumbling that bo-jangle tar-baby slave slang in the videoooos, picjkle maaaan
people that talk like that don't make a maaaaaaark, pickle maaaan
low-quality people shaped your braaaain at an early aaaage and now you faaaaail, pickle maaan

man i remember when paul town was just a crazy kid, posting selfies in skimasks and shit

sparples, if windsor let you tap that bussy do you think you could get over the pickleman?

seuss

I think they'll do more for me in the clink than they'll do for u

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous

The last time you asked me: if it were my choice, would I do it? Having had considerable time to ponder your query, my answer has not changed

there were al-ways golden rocks to throw...
ch'yeaaaaaah i dont normally care for when the syllable's split like that, but.
'll make an ezception.
cause dream, & wotnot.

ahahh'a'h'ah'and when phil elverum stopped the show at the stood to make half the crowd put their folding chairs away cause some people had to sit on the floor<br>the nerve-a that guy, man :')

you dont RESPECT THE SILENCE that SERVES as a FOUNDATION for CREATIVITYYYYYYY, PICJLY MAJAUOAUOUOAUOOUHEB
BEAOUGeh

arhcivel:
pickel man pickle maan maaan maaaan maaaaaan fat goomba father pinto bean baby bok choy

>>11507668
im not going to SPRINGBOARD YOUR SUBPLO O OO O OT, ASSH OO OO O OO OLE

ch'heh. the new spotify miniplayer will neeeever stack up to winamps big bento windowshade mode, pickel BAEOIOEAOIIOEAIOAEIOAEIOOIAETCH!

ch'yeaaaaaaah, add "AA BOUQUET FOR YOUR 180 FACE" to your liked songs, picjkel man.
thank me lata.
chye'ch.

chyeaa'a'aa'a'a'a'a'a'a'a'ah yoooooul never approach the parsimonious elegance of synthet's youtube tutorials <br>just not gona happen ! picelkl bOAUEThc !

idk's, whatever really. 'enda the day.
are brown ppl legit on a call with a relative via airpod for like 8hrs a day or what
am i rite ppl!

mank's gone thru sooo much just to be here today...

sparkdude is honestly based for telling the redditors to piss off with the same stale joke, but there are 2 big problems he can't get away from

holyman, you dont understand, the cuts on mank they run much deeper, — eyyo — ~qitar solo

thinking about that movie the conversation

What in the fuck were them goddamn apes on about?

>>11508014
Yeah
but an airpod is an improvement over them just being on speaker phone carrying it around while they shopping and trying to return some shit at customer service

Need doujinshi where pick me NEET hikkikomori girl gets absolutely CUCKED by the new Open AI Robot girlfriend GPT 4o

blown out saggy asshole flapping like curtains in the breeze typa situation

30,000 rare oysters are being reintroduced to Firth of Forth

There are tales of the Fishwives of Newhaven and oyster wars where people ventured into each other’s territories.

Ecologist Leoni Anderson is a volunteer from Project Shoreline which partnered with Restoration Forth and wanted to maintain the tradition.

She said: ``There are choirs now who keep those memories alive and sing the old songs and when the oyster fishermen went out, they would sing or say incantations.''

``The fishermen believed it’s good to sing to the oysters and they would catch them so there was a kind of partnership thing going on, a bit of magical stuff.''

Nakadachi

>>11509820
How do you deal with a condition like that?

Anonymous

rolling the dice on kung pao chicken tonight

It was really weird when i went to south carolina and black people worked in all the chinese food restaurants

first step of being funny is the ability to make yourself laugh

the zachary you conjured up in your mind doesnt exiiiiist,pickle maaaaaaaaaaan :)

you were zachary all aloooong, picklael bAEOUUOUOOUUOEUOUOEUOEAUOUOAEUOEUOO<wbr>UETCh !

you were circumciiiiiised in the hospitaaaal pickle maaaan<br>it WASN'T A BRIIIIIS, PICKLE MAAAAAAAAAAAN

'hell else. eyyo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc4<wbr>4IBu1jDs
yooooull never dream this hard, pickle maaaan

weh'he'h'e'heheeeea're mild overcast beachside dreamin without u pickel man :) and we're never looking back, is the thing.

fucking cut dick piece-a shit.
dad LOST HIS TEMPER on mom, huh?
dad just couldnt KEEP HIS COOL and STRUCK mom , physically , eh?
& now she's DEAD, huh?

IT'S TOUGH.

wadded-up rubber-band lookinass mole on ya dad's cheek — headass

yoooooou'll never bump tommy richman's million dollar baby wit da woofa down 495, pickle maaaaaan

'ever. 'm over it. 's. 'swhateva, really. 'can take it or leave it. 'all good widdit, 'this point.

smoothie machine working this morning today is looking bright

sparkles seems like more of a I-95 guy then a 495 guy

Once, Baby Mank got hold of a bunch of bananas and decided to play hide-and-seek with them. Picture this: a mischievous little monkey, giggling as he tucked himself behind the bananas, thinking he was the master of disguise. But as luck would have it, his hiding skills weren't quite up to par, and his tail stuck out like a sore thumb. The other monkeys couldn't contain their laughter as they found him in seconds!

But tragically, Baby Mank's life took a sudden turn when he stumbled upon a fallen power line during one of his adventures. The horrific accident that followed left us all in shock and mourning, a reminder of the fragility of life and the unpredictability of fate. May his memory be a reminder to cherish every moment and hold our loved ones close.

zachary isn't cooked frrrrr chyeeeee that boy can't even damn near make french toasties

Unlocking Baby Mank in Turok: Dinosaur Hunter for the Nintendo 64 requires entering a cheat code. Follow these steps:

Start the game and enter the "Cheat Menu."
Input the cheat code "NTHGTHDGDCRTDTRK" (Note: This is case-sensitive).
After entering the cheat code, Baby Mank will be unlocked as a playable character.
Enjoy playing as Baby Mank and wreaking havoc in Turok 64!
Save your chat history, share chats, and personalize your experience.

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morktide is near

time to sell banan

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

webmaster Willow says: it's not the same

Major piss divergence during a powerful stream, it suddenly veered off in a random direction and sprayed all over the back of the toilet and on the floor.

>>11511339
this isnt mank, by the way.
so.
just embarrassing urself, 'this point.

fuckin goybrain daily-dose purgatory headass
'ckin sux dick
yooooour nft meme neeever been mank bioaetch

but........
'morktide' legit rules tho dude :)
ih'hi'hi gotta say. i do dream there.
hell yeah dude :)
ajite. whleip. better hit send on this sucka & clear things up...
 puh puh poAyce!

the thangs that i used to do... ~qitar sqeal

you're fading awaaaay, pickle maaaaaan <br>yuooooooyoooyoouuuule never capture the bittersweet melancholy of diveo's summer trees or maxo's ultracompetent future jazz fusiooooon viberrrrrts, piece of shiiiiit

pickle maaaaaaaan, no one's watchiiiiing <br>what happens when no one's watchiiiing, pickle maaaaaan?

at least the critic's the reaaaaaaal artist, riiiight pickle maaaaan ?<br>you'll always have thaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)

>>11511818
are you blind?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11512649
thank you for all your hard work

>>11512649
d'huerr B'YuEYRRR DUERRRR
vax-damaged faggot

>>11512647
bug b'HUERRR? DYUER ?? b'heuerr :) hehe buaer :) duer

chill out and smoke weed and listen to music type setting

that feel when you get up to read in front of the class and you pronounce it like ``sa-geh''

and i don't care what they say, im in love with babay mank
you try and chase me away but i know u is a jew
yeah my rap is fire these flames imma keep on spitting
you touch my bopen
and i keep fucking i keep keep fucking baby mank
and i keep fucking i keep keep fucking baby mank

>>11513938
baby manks asshole after he got fucked to death by penismank

and i don't care what he says, sparkle's mom is a jew
we all know how it works, that means he is one to
sparkles is jewish
and he keeps keveching he keeps keeps keveching hard

a scientist can spend decades in a lab studying monkey behavior and the anatomical structure of monkey brains and yet she will never know what it feels like, subjectively, to be a monkey - or whether it feels like anything at all

Whereas we know that feeling of being monkey. The strength and beauty of sheer stupidity and ignorance. The complete lack of any thought whatsoever. The pungent aromas. The flinging of one's own feces. WE know.

>>11513172
>autistic screeching

Your fortune: Outlook good

if she’s ur girl why is she observing me in the field and taking notes of my foraging patterns

field recordings of monkey man type vibert

>>11515567
uhh... ~looking at paper closely fine print~
~soo careful declare
~aherm:

vax-damaged faggot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvr<wbr>wP2B7YGQ<br>yoohohoohooou think you dream this hard but u actually dont, pickel DYEIIIIEIEIIECK! xD

wheh'heeere high-tailin' it 'cross tha playa whyle u sock-sliding along the floors stinkin up the paint-chipped hallways of dads lil shit-shack<br>pickel. BIAETCH.

>>11508503
where's the FUCKING BOOO OO OOOK, MONKEY MA A A A AN
my baby-bok-choy dreams only take me so faaar monkey maaaan we need the FUCKING BOOOOK , PIECE OF SHI II I T

spsples you start getting some sun on ur tant yet? it's time

read about differences between the novel and film versions of on the beach

>>11516078
>>11515567

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516234
dub'duh'eruurrrr, m'huer :)

i think it was julie who truly made me realize u have to let inferior people just die trash & not even bother, type vibe

i still bug her, but with that in mind. versus this one spiritual lyrical individual type guy thats trying to methodically tear her down. (type life, of course..)

women are literally designed to want to grow living things in their bodies so it makes sense when you think about it

>>11516120
no bro........................
thats bronze age pervert & his crew of old jewish faggots pushing that fake shit!

splayed out on a hillside with their bodybuilder bros like theyre bout to get reamed ... ' me a break

idk if it was "biaetch" or "playa" that got phlegmtard to serve up another boring detail from his shit life including a reference to "beach" but just for the record i'm referring to one of those dried desert basins when i say playa, not the spanish word for beach

chhhhhhhhhhhwelp........
 loox like we're all on tha same page! ........
monkey mane whos hauling your useless ass thru life nowadays
the taxpayer? or pops still?
piece-a shit.....................
but.
all in good fun, really....
'mall good widdit...

that's crazy, when i made that field recordings of monkey man post i was gonna say on the playa but then I didn't and then sparples mentioned the playa kinda brain beam type thoughts out there

thinking about those vast expanses of nothing, just crusty dirt, my microwave and a picture of haley williams

can't find a better copy of that old local posthardcore band album anywhere online even though i know they pressed and sold CDs in stores, but i can still find parody songs some kids in my highschool did when they were 16 on multiple websites.

Yuji Sakai

>>11516929
i like this post, very ironic :^)

>>11516947
haha you "meant" it, i get it :^) soooo los ironiqué :^) :^)

Anonymous

>>11516963
I am mildly irritated although I acknowledge the humorus intent.

Yuji Sakai

>>11516997
stop it :^) :^)
you're le tickling my're le "irony sense" xDDDDDDDD

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11517007
I am going to stop replying to you now, because you are being silly.

the chinese have a superstition that if you ride a pig as a child then when you grow older and get married it will snow on your wedding day ruining the event for everyone

dick like, hot like, baby arm, chicken parm — yo —

>>11518348
monkey maAAAOAOoAOAune fucking ANSWER MY EMAAA A A A AILS, PIECE OF SHI II II III IT

C'mon monkeymane, answer his damn emails whats going on bro

monkeyman is currently out of the office <br>if this is important please call ###-###-#### otherwise i should return by mid august

I tried dialing but my phone explosioned

>>11500040
where have manks teeth gone ? he's craving for nanas

Your fortune: Outlook good

cicadas loud cacophony disrupting your inner monkey peace

This thread’s a wild ride man, totally fucking curvaceous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmu<wbr>NjoR8jUI
pickle maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
we're indie folk dreamiiiiiiin without yoooou, piece of shiiiiiiiiit :)

if anybody can eat a whole cheese ball, its us

In the Georgian era, the first pineapples were being cultivated in Britain. The efforts it took to produce meant that by the time a fruit bloomed, it was valued at £60 (roughly £5,000). The pineapple was a symbol of wealth and would more often be put on display rather than eaten. Pineapple rental shops sprung up across the country for those who could not afford to cultivate them and people even started to carry pineapples under their arm as a sign of status.

The pineapple lost its social cachet in the mid-Victorian era, when steamships began to import them regularly from the colonies. This decreased their price significantly and opened up their consumption to the working classes. Inevitably, the upper classes sought a new food to distinguish themselves from the “masses”. The answer? Celery.

I would have made several realistic carved wooden pineapples and usurped the throne.

Fabulous Abulous

How does this thread work how do I participate

Anonymous

So you want to be a sh*tposter, huh? It's not easy.
This guide will teach you ``thirty second sh*tpost'' technique.

The basis of ``thirty second sh*tpost'' is lowercase typing only. No capitalization or punctuation. It reflects the very nature of the ``thirty second sh*tpost''.

``What should my post contain?''

The content of the post is a reflection of your spirit. As this is the ``thirty second sh*tpost'' you should approach your keyboard with the intention of sh*tposting and let it flow.

At first, you might feel daunted. In this case you may look at current sh*tposting trends and draw inspiration from them. As a beginner, you may copy a sh*tpost you have seen before and give it your own distinct touch. As you do this you will begin to get the feel and develop your own style.

As with all arts, the proper form is important. sh*tposting is not as abstract as it seems.

Emoticons are allowed. However, xD, ;_;, :3 are the marks of an amateur and are to be avoided.

Genuine typing errors should be left in, but not made on purpose. Even a non-sh*tposter can discern an intentional typo from an unintentional one, and you will lose credibility. There is one exception. Leaving the ``S'' off of words that should be pluralized. Used sparingly, this can boost your sh*tposting power by 15%.

Poor grammar is acceptable. Take a moment of deliberation to see if your post could benefit from it. Many sh*tposts stand or fall on this point alone.

``Thirty second sh*tpost'' technique does not place great emphasis on image uploaded. Though an advanced technique is re-using an image to establish a truly epic sh*tpost.

Use these guidelines as a foundation. You will discover unwritten rules as you progress. It's said that a master cannot make a sh*tpost in thirty seconds, but thirty sh*tposts in a second.

So good luck! Find your own style and perfect it!

I look forward to seeing the power of your ``thirty second sh*tpost''! がんばって!

Fabulous Abulous

>>11520501
I pissed myself laugh thanks friend

Anonymous

Welcome to the Mank thread, the home of popular monkey image "Soda.png" and its many hilarious variations, created by the venerable Monkey mane many years ago, for reasons known only to him and God. Since that time he has become mysterious and will not answer emails.

Anyone can post in Mank, but to truly be a "Mankposter" (also referred to as a "mankgoer"), one's posts must be deemed "Mank" in spirit and content, a decision that will be made on a whim or ignored completely. You may incur the wrath of the one known as "sparples", but this is all part of the experience.

You may find yourself confused and perhaps a little afraid and on the verge of psychosis, but once you get stuck in, you might find that you have what it takes to be a top-notch Mankgoer. Just have fun in Mank! Or be hateful and / or schizophrenic. Be anything you want to be! It is, as the Monkey mane himself deemed it to be, a Tabula Rasa.

an automated email from hongfire.com reminding you its your birthday

What if mank was more creative?

What if things were slow not fast, and fun not serious?

What if artists, weirdos, introverts, and queers collaborated to make an environment where everyone can explore mank how ever they choose? And what if we all agree that you can put clothes on but only other people can take clothes off you???

This is monkey thread: a slow burn sex party for queers, which uses elements of immersive theater, kink, games ritual, clown, and food to create a unique space for sexual exploration. Over the course of , hours, 30 participants will engage in play and interactive activities designed to set the stage for - and slowly lead to - safe, joyful sexual exploration.

back in my day you just got drunk with some girls and then played truth or dare

Fabulous Abulous

>>11520581
yes but it wazsz on toilet :)

Yuji Sakai

imagine being a buttworm living inside someones butt

what would that be like?

imagine LIVING INSIDE AN ASS eating SHIT

Anonymous

the new monkey thread hasnt even been posted yet and people already found some concerning stuff about it... yikes.

Fabuous Abulous

>>11520848
cant stand the alien bitch on the right shes literally a self hating black lol what a doofus

Anonymous

virgin birth does happen in nature but its through parthenogenesis which always produces daughters so christ was born a woman hes ftm all that blood stuff is about his period

Fabuous Abulous

honestly i believe it or maybe even jesus was a hermaphrodite with male presenting features so they just played that side<br>angels are supposedly hermaphroditic so if jesus was the son of god it would make sense (but were all the son of god and we're not all heramphrodites so idk but maybe were not all aliens or whatever jesus had alien intervention for sure)

what if you were from uruguay and every calleed saiod you are "ur u gay"

youve never heard of a snifter of whiskey? yikes dude

Yuji Sakai

>>11521611
i would le throw my le los phone in le lake in a le fit of le "FFFUUU!"

>>11521821
you look like this and do this


Anonymous

when i woke up this morning and looked in the mirror i was spikedog

O_O someone musta slipped u a spike potion in ur sleep

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11503649
that's not a mirror, that's a view into an alternate reality
spikedog is inviting you over!

>>11503649
wow! did you wish on a shooting star before you went to bed??

>>11503655
two same numbers!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11504067
I never knew spikedog did yoga!

what's the past tense of spikedog again? is still spikedoug?

>>11503737
if you eat too many cookies your tummy may ouchy

>>11503649
in the mirror world, toof paste is foot paste


when she becomes special

>>11503255
She still a titlet.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11503350
special for me she's my waifu

Catfish

>>11506981
Me middle down bot

Also I know Japanese porn has that color coefficient where the girls are pale but the mens dicks are darker wtf is this I'm a sweaty anglo saxon like way tanner than Scandinavians but still wth

Anonymous

>>11506981
They are extraordinary sexual sluts

>>11506981
that is mission of protecting friends at school

>>11506983
japanese anime likes to design female characters with fair skin

>>11507455
why doesn't anon believe she's not a slut?

Nakadachi

>>11506981
miyuki is the only one doing anal

Anonymous

>>11504321
The chick in the OP isn't from My Brother Is A Total Badass or Whatever, ya goof. It's Blue Hair from Yuru Camp.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

get yourself a more quality waifu like me


Draw 4 Frens!

Grubula

Write it down and i'll very poorly draw it! (SFW some gore is ok!)

Hello Frens! Today is my birthday!! Nothing special is going on today so I've decided to celebrate it with you guys by making some drawings! I dont think I can do many since I'm kinda burnt out but if I can make at least two frens happy thats good enough 4 me!! Tank u all for being so nice and remember that u are very much loved!! (also I've been doing these thread for sometime now and I've made 200+ drawing for u guys!!! I'm glad I've been able to do this and I hope u guys have enjoyed it. I'll continue doing these as often as I can!)

Anonymous

Happy birthday fren
Can you draw ken marinaris from zone of the enders in her suit looking at landscape at the top of a mountain next to her mech?
thanks

can i request keksandra hugging flandre scarlet from toehoes?

>>11505024
grubula is it true ur secretly wriggle nightbug from toehoes btw?

>>11505024
hallo buggrub hope you're doing well. Happy birthday and all now draw yourself having a good day.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Nice bump for cool draw girl.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11505024
can you stop saying you'll draw it "very poorly"? it's annoying. be confident. you're pissing me off. fuck you

pls draw a bug griller like your OC eating worms happy birthday!

Grubula

>>11505032
Tank u 4 the birthday wishes! Sorry I'm taking so long. Theirs just been many horrible power outages

Anonymous

>>11505024
Hi Grubula. Happy birthday! I hope your next spin around the sun is a good one. Cute pic.
Sorry I got back to you so late before, you had left and didn't return. Please see this post:
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thre<wbr>ad/11435744/#11450600
https://i.postimg.cc/0yNYTmZs/zzzzz<wbr>zz0.png
https://i.postimg.cc/cL639W41/zzzzz<wbr>zz1.png
https://i.postimg.cc/SRDXdTBz/files<wbr>izes.png

I'm likely too late for this thread, unless you get a second wind of energy, but I figure I'd drop it anyway. Only if you are up for it though, burnout is not fun.

>>11505024
thanks for all your hard work grubula. you are nice bug

>>11505703
people say that when a lady bug lands on you there are spiritual connotations attached to it, such as growth and good luck and fortune. Very cude

Grubula

>>11505034
I was gonna draw her looking at her mech down in the sand but I got too tired so here she is looking at a desert. Sorry its not exactly what u asked but I'm not that skilled. Hoping u still like it!

>>11505043
Here u go fren! A very big hug!!

Anonymous

>>11506169
except for the orange ones they just bite you and fly away

>>11506282
flandre was locked in the basement for 495 years and had no frens but now she has keksandra

>>11505024
you must have gone on a bury long road trip with dossy in the keksandra shoe car!

what the FUCK HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUBULA

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11505024
happy (belated) birthday grubby!!

pvt sherman

>>11505024
can you draw all of my oc camping in the wood

Anonymous

>>11508098
No offense, but asking for a five character drawing is a little much. Moreover from an artist that struggles to return to thread after a few drawings are drawn.

>>11505033
unchecked funky dubs on page 10!

Dog bump
Idk if OP is still drawing. Just in case.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Y'know, I just wish they would tell us when they are leaving. It's always the same song and dance. Thread starts, they do some drawings, and then vanish. Then the thread gets bumped for like a week because we are wishing and hoping they return. It's somewhat disrespectful to keep people hanging on like that. A simple "ok thread over" would suffice. Are you telling me they visit this board, just start a thread, leave, and never check back once? Or browse the rest of the board and see their thread is still up and being bumped?

I also get the impression they read the thread in post order without ever once looking past the last post they read. So if someone drew them fanart, but they left several posts above that with the last drawing they completed, that means they never saw the art drawn for them.

I don't know if they are afraid of confrontation or saying no thread over but its a terrible trait they have just leaving without saying a word.

>>11510186
I like the cliffhangers luv getting edged by buggiegrubbie

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Last time i'll probably say this since this i think is le 3rd time and i think after 3 i stop:

Mild gore request

Just a head drawing of this shitty oc of mine, but with a pine branch growing out of his right eye https://www.shutterstock.com/image-<wbr>photo/pine-branch-isolated-on-white<wbr>-260nw-1906414993.jpg

>>11510186
same

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11506221
Wowe! Sorry for late response but I remembered that this thread existed.
Thank you for your hard work I really love it!

>>11505024
>me not realizing it was Grubula's birthday

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11512841
But why though? I remember one time there was an old drawthread up that had been bumped for weeks. Full of unfullfilled requests. They ended up making a new drawthread and just ignoring the old one as if it didnt exist. It was still on the board when they started the new thread. Such odd behavior.

>>11505024
beary pink girl eating a ham sandwich

>>11513299
nice dubs. I remember that too. I imagine it didn't even occur to them that it might still be around and to look for it. if you sort the catalog by creation date instead of bump order it would be easy to miss.

>>11513877
two same numbers!