why don't you eat your strawberries deer?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

seuss

>>11536243
I'm from new york and I've been trained to like rape

a lot

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

hitori

>>11536250
find a job on 7-11

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

seuss

>>11536253
you want me to work huh, okay.

i'll move dat chess piece :^(

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11536255
lol what is this webm from?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11536250
>>11536253
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

hitori

>>11536402
better not tell you now

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


Garlic Salt

This McDonald's paper straw has lasted 4 days and is still working fine.

Anonymous

I'm like, "This McDonald's paper straw hasn't lasted 4 days and is still not working fine."

>>11536006
hey look another new reason for me not to like them

>>11536026
this made me cough up some adrenaline i am not going to lie to you


anonymous

i want upa plushie

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

HEY YOU, FAGGOT, IF I SEE YOU POSTING ANOTHER CRINGE FUCKING LOLI PORN AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK AND PUT A BULLET IN YOUR SKULL

>>11535779
lol this is LITERALLY me when I was in Boy Scouts

>>11535777
unchecked triples on the last page!


>>11535641
4 is after 3
The square root of four is two
There are only four temples in the wind waker
And lastly

smirkyfella

>>11535641
pee pee poo poo doo doo moo moo

Anonymous

>>11535694
ERRATUM
A implies B, implies that B, implies that A or B, not just that A.

tea fren

>>11535641
1. jet fuel can melt 3 inch thick steel beams
2. two planes can collapse three buildings
3. mRNA is safe and effective for everyone
4. new coke was the best soft drink ever created

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11535700
>4. new coke was the best soft drink ever created
fact check: that is not a fact

tea fren

>>11535704
Can you prove it*sip* I love grooming young trannies because I'm a virgin in my 40s

Anonymous

>>11535641
I killed and raped a woman in 2010.

tea fren

>>11535713
secure trips now! or i take down cloudflare with the ransomware!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11535641
I killed and raped a man in 2008.

>>11535641
When I was 14 I caught a bunch of frogs and put them in a blender, I then used the frog juice to paint a picture of myself in 2005 killing and raping a woman.

>>11535641
I killed and raped an old man in 2022. I'm wearing his skin right now.

Catfish

I actually hide like every anime soyjak pepe and namefig thread unless they're yuji sakai lol

And he's dead so every namefig yep yep!!

Anonymous

a balloon filled with a bit of SF6 will inflate on its own
a just minor 6th is 2/((5/4)^3)) the frequency of a just augmented 5th
fishes swim bladder is filled with fart
knot backwards is tonk

Fact number one:<br>You pressed the big red button just now.

>>11535811
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Catfish

Love these lil niggas like you wouldn't believe

Yo he going comatose was my flesh that poison??

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11535299
Ok his ass rotor is shaking I think that means it's alive

Anonymous

do you ever get lunas up there we don't have any out west

Catfish

>>11535306
No if if I saw that id cum. We mostly get tigers n some monarchs
 Dragonflies. The odd preying mantis

But mostly it's ticks and mosquitoes ugh yea so fun

Ok I looked it up it's a green lacewith they're cute asf I'm just scared cuz niggas sitting on my desk doing into hemeotosis and I hope that wansnt my fleshes fault

I can see this thoracic breathing slowing down

Anonymous

I saw a beautiful moth outside yesterday, its wings were all messed up and it was on its side trying to get up. I picked it up and set it upright but it still couldn’t fly. Made me le sad

Catfish

>>11535314
Yea when I was younger I saw a downed Cooper's hawk and didn't know wtf to do but it couldn't fly and I felt so bad for it. I'm not a good person, far from it really. But seeing a hurt and distressed animal bothers me to no end. Brought it to a rehab and I never found out if it made it or was put down

"It's wings didn't work, but it kept trying to fly? - a long gone anon

Anonymous

>>11535306
idk where fatfish lives but we have them in the south i saw one last night

Catfish

Gumi be like: the fuck is this SHIT??

https://youtu.be/P71s05nuh6I?si=F6e<wbr>MwZxX-qfCISF0

Ok I'll blog later bye

Anonymous

>>11535370
I know the first three numbers

Catfish

>>11535394
Shocking considering I've said it before. Nor only that but someone once posted the front of my apartment building years ago as a dox hah

Go ahead. Please come up here and show me something :3

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

not only can you be personally identified by your ip but now also your fingerprint

I have already started 4 clones of you

Catfish

>>11535408
Will they be bothersome, taxing assholes too? Lol I like to think one of my clones is my idealized self where I'm a sweet person and helpful and patient

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11535406
I thot u were referensing a song T_T

Catfish

>>11535425
Yea tard
hacker from death grips lol

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

Fat fag kill yourself you'll never be cute or hot like magick

>>11535422
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Chad God of the Church

I will BURN YOU ETERNALLY for not believing in my son who's only proof is a 2 thousand year old book.

vs Virgin Real Life God

Whaaaaa??? You don't want to focus on the breath for 6 hours a day for decades and make all of your thoughts the highest possible good? Another turn in samsara for you, mister naughty!

>who hired all the pol spammers to spam s4s :(

>Chad God of the Church

>I will BURN YOU ETERNALLY for not believing in my son who's only proof is a 2 thousand year old book.

>vs Virgin Real Life God

>Whaaaaa??? You don't want to focus on the breath for 6 hours a day for decades and make all of your thoughts the highest possible good?Another turn in samsara for you, mister naughty!

>>11535866

>It's LE DEVIL that makes me jack off every day and hate women

Smiled though keep posting christfren

>>>11535866

>>It's LE DEVIL that makes me jack off every day and hate women

>Smiled though keep posting christfren

>>11535877
unchecked doubles on the last page!


Just spent 18 days drawing this pepe. What do I think of it?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

the senator

>>11536028
you can now call me the senator


Anonymous

happy morning [s4s]!<br>the sun is coming up

>>11534696
Good morning. Tuesday morning.

>>11534696
It's a beautiful Wednesday morning.

happy morning [s4s]<br>the rain is coming down

the senator

>>11536490
you can now call me the senator

>>11536503
 i appreciate it i appreciate the work you are doing here i haven't seen dubs checked like this in some time i am glad to have you on board

Anonymous

>>11536506
thank you for being my friend

the senator

>>11536511
the senator is a strange looking man, a strong presence and the demeanor; that of a worthy man. an emissary.


Anonymous

you should carry temporarily disabled girls

>>11536476
when i go to a different country i take as many painkillers and antibiotics as i can from hotel guests they're so expensive here

You should leave her to be eaten by wildlife.


Catfish

Peanut butter pussy it's easy to spread

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11534910
this is what looks like without the hearts on his eyes
oh my god
why he looks deeply disturbed

>>11535807
fuckkk it's even hotter like this

nutception

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


f*ck this thread is going so hard bro holy shit i needed it this HITS bro this thread f*ck me this thread this post is going hard as a F*ck bro this is so epic bro

>>11535432

i know you do honey but i dont even know what you look like


Its so hard to be moe

Magick

Everyone wants to be nme its so embarrassing.... ... .. .

Your fortune: Average Luck

hitori

>>11535868
magical indeed

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Garlic Salt

Home is wherever your cats sleep at night.

https://youtu.be/9Bec5lvrpkU

hitori

>>11535880
every thread deserves a reply we are just out of personnel

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Anonymous

>women exist
>horny
>stds exist
>no longer horny
imagine falling for the trap


I'm sorry but where did you get the idea that you "own" me?

>>11535827
You should try to fix people who appreciate and reciprocate it.

>>11536454
since when ? what? do they think they're better than me?

>>11536457
honey i'm not magick i'm white and i'm striaght

and we don't want to live forever and <br>we know that suffering is so much better


hitori

>>11536483
the girl doesn't care but she is getting pissed

Anonymous

>>11536555
the girl doesn't care but she is getting three same numbers


awoo girle on page wan!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

hitori

>>11536565
roll them

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

fuck all of you right now

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11536094
lol

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11536094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apP<wbr>sjYs6HmE

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11536571
i hope not. im actually crying thinking about this.


Shiro

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

wish

>>11536265
did you play that game its a refrence to my gf

Shiro

>>11536270
ummmmmmmm yes i like hitting people with a plushie

wish

>>11536276
my gf name is plushie because she is my plushie that i use to take with meveryehere and also hit ppl witha plushee if its ok,, alsl her name i sky,, so the ga.e js plushie fro.t the sky

Shiro

>>11536280
ok im literally hitting people with your girlfriend o_o (if u think hard enough there is an analogy for adultery)

wish

>>11536286
my girlfriend isnt all plushies in the world silly

hitori

>>11536294
habb ya heard of dr.hugs?

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Shiro

>>11536292
why not, does she want to be, if i could choose to be one plushie or every plushie i would choose to be every plushie. (i was not offered this choice)

wish

>>11536304
well, shes my plushie whom i place on my backpack when i go outside, she loves to view everything i do, and i love her being with me aleays

hitori

>>11536298
>>11536303
is it hags ? now I am bit confused ohh it's mianto

Shiro

>>11536305
ok but if i was every plushie i could make like 1billion hug/second output yay

wish

since u want to be every plushie, i asusme ittl be fine for me to burn a few plushies

Shiro

>>11536318
aah um ok you can but why it hurts and its mean and you will just be taking love out of the world why why .. why wh. wgy why why......

Anonymous

Find your way home
Play as a little angel who fell down from the sky and is finding her way home. Embark on a dreamy action adventure as you soar across the sky and explore the mystery of a fantasy world.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

i'm creating a feeling inside you. i know it. i want you to know this feeling. i want you to become me and i want to leave you alone in a strange place. i want you to feel it. i'm not coming back. i want you to know that im not ever coming back. i want to free you. i do this to free you. i'm helping you. i'm trying to help you.

the senator

>>11536495
you can now call me the senator

Anonymous

>>11536495
leave me a message and i’ll get back to you soon

the senator

>>11536526
he's with me now. you can wait in the lobby until about 8pm if he hasn't reached out before that i can't help you. i don't know if you can help yourself. only you can know this. you're welcome to try again. i'll let him know you're here after the meeting.

Anonymous

>>11536593
what should i do say something like nani and use the gay hyphen
nani?~
i bet you heard that in a gay fucking voice too. i love doing that to you. its not enough saying nani~? without it also causing you physical pain. i'll tr t with the straight hphen too nani- nani?- nani-? here i'll use some faces too -_- nani?~ ,.,

>>11536604
i read this and i went downstairs i got m shoes oand m jaket on i went to the hobb store i beat the shit out of the nerds ,i stole their pokemon cards, threw out about half of their decks, called them on their cell phones, called them stupid, qualified for worlds, won, pissed on the $10,000 prize card in front of everybody. it felt fucking amazing.


wish

what to do if partner's d*ck is too big (two hands+

>>11536546
i made them listen to MenheraMusic that i listen to nd they got rly uncomfortable because they felt the negativeitye

happy thoughts

>>11536544

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

>>11536544
freaking double numbers check


life is one dopamine hit to the next. If every dream of yours came true all that would happen is your brain would release a little squirt of dopamine as a reward and then it would go back to normal again. We are slaves to the dopamine motivation cycle

Your fortune: Average Luck

Booshiii

that's why I stopped being happy so I'm no longer cucked by my own brain

Anonymous

>>11536407
hate my brain now you just made it happen aouurhhhgh

>>11536410
fact:
if it was in your chest,
made your head hurt,
in the palate of your mouth,
feels like sigghing
fells related to crying
or
feels like you want to killing somebody

that makes it adrenaline

Tfw i realized we are dumb meat robots that only do stuff because our brain blackmails us with feel good and feel bad hormones

tea fren

>>11536443
cryptococcus neoformans?
*sip*

Anonymous

>>11536453
>cryptococcus neoformans?
are you the type of lawyer who quotes from previous court cases and says please and then goes home and

tea fren

>>11536458
>lawyer
lmao! implying we have a court system able to function as intended. we don't have that anymore if we ever did. it's just worse now because docket watching has never been easier thanks to internet. the lobby will be deciding which cases have merit or standing. any lawyer, judge or prosecutor who advances the wrong issue or creates the wrong event in the clerical record becomes an instant targeted individual.

likewise any attempt to merely investigate the legal system itself will be met with the same fate.
they'll tell you "don't let one case ruin your career"
"this is not the hill to die on" "live to fight another day".

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tho<wbr>mas_Wales

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon<wbr>athan_Luna

*sip*

cats are wise.

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

>>11536648
i am not sure if the scarlet can drive a 250ohm headset

>>11536656
step up my audio game some people complain about my audio form my headset and i am tired of the whining

>>11536643
should I buy this on thursday

if you're going the audiophile route just skip all the way to the endgame. trust me

>>11536677
the end game is the same as the cheap one and they make enhancements to tickle our private zone cut the bull and the $50,000 learning curve save yourself 10 years and just buy those shitty hi-fi monitors from the 70s that every studio in the world uses

>>11536682
our ears like tube distortion and they like tape distortion and thats it thats the whole answer

>>11536677
call me back when the do these again

>>11536687
i had a $550 pair of headphones once the had response between 5 and 50,000 hz and they sounded great but you will get exactly the same out of china and they come with a 10 meter cable which is worth more on its own than the whole product . if you know how to put our own aftermarket jack on a pair of those you're pretty much god

>>11536643
THE focusrite lmao, not importnt.
get the 2 matching set of behringers not the nt1 there better
 get pioneers or these>>11536687 you'll thank me later

>>11536659
that's possibly the most overblown solution for this problem but ok sure go ahead

>>11536696
c-2 not c-4 the construction is better


encryption is not real. if i can guess any one of your filenames or translate anthing which i know is a three letter string into LOL , lol , The , the , i can compare it with the rest of the data until everthing literized correctly, i also get your encryption keys with your encrpted data. try this next time you are locked out of your crptocurrency wallet using the words 'wallet' 'bitcoin' name of the wallet host, or remembering any one or more of the words from your wallet recovery phrase.

>>11536427
>i jut hacked the whole server using my own password
the *** have already did that dumbass

>>11536427
take a random salt, combine it with a password and index, repeatedly increase the index and hash, XORing each result with the next chunk of data. Tada u made a babys 1st encryption algo

>>11536641
is oyur pssword stored bahind the salt, the hash, or the encrption?

>>11536641
now i ignore what you said, search the data for usage of the word 'my' by shaking it until it makes itself in order, steal the password database, user database, encrption keys, sell them to intelligence, data analyst, hackers, mailing list, email spam, marketing, .

>>11536642
Your password is kept in your head. If it's short you should stretch it to limit brute force attack...

>>11536647
our password needs to be checked against itself , the key needs to be checked against itself, im saying any piece of information can be used to shuffle the whole index and you can choose a word which is garuanteed to be used. when it is in order (it will only have one solution, check it with our own password, ) you will know because you will be able to read it.

>>11536641
i have no idea what u are talkng about i thoughtu meant grab salt count it up and throw that nymber in for a random :D

>>11536657
working out how many characters in the encryption hash is going to be the only thing limiting effectiveness and t will work anway because you are brute force smash data against the word sex to find your own email address

>>11536642
S4LT\tZg4x_wp9grs01Ep@ssword0000001<wbr> -> hash -> xor
S4LT\tZg4x_wp9grs01Ep@ssword0000002<wbr> -> hash -> xor
Etc

I'm sure there more to it but the point it it's an implementation problem

>>11536650
Hashes are chaotic and there are unlimited inputs which can result in your desired word being reproduced

>>11536670
you hit sex on it until it will ALL be reproduced and you can read EVERYTHING you can use something long like the exact data from an image file

somebody will be making sexhammer.exe right now and you will find out when facebook goes down for an hour


rock this big $100 dollars

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Hello. I hope you have (d) good day today. Are you good day? Please speak slow I have autism (the dumb kind).

Magick

Hi. I love nigger dicks in my 7 year old daughter

King's

I am good day yes. Thank for ask.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

>>11536553
stop looking for attention. goth you or stop asking either way stop asking.

>>11536556
what made you think I'm looking for attention brother

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11536562
why would you say that

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11536581
i dont know maybe i'm on my period >?? what else ?? any more questions ?? I'm waiting .

>>11536581
what is UP with you what IS this to you

>>11536581
DON'T YOU LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am good day ty. I am long weekend this week and that's awesome

King's

>>11536553
Yuno who I am. [/spoiler]10 million years photoshop

Your fortune: Good Luck

hitori

>>11535891
if things get jolly and sassy I will tell you first thing ,immediately otherwise it's picrel to a uncertain night

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11535891
i'm a nice day. i wish for same onto you original poster
>>11536599
>>11536655
your numbers is nice

>>11535891
Thanks man, I just graduated Highschool. It's a good day.
I also have autism (the good kind though)


Hi esfores I started making this to make people angy but then I lost the motivation to put effort into it so it’s unfinished and I’m posting it anyways

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

tea fren

little dirty saline or toxic aerosols never hurt anyone.

she's a nice grill an' she dindu nuffins wrong!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11535635
your words are just hollow shells

>>11535627
idgi what's offensive about this other than maybe objectifying women?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11535662
What the fuck are you talking about

seuss

>>11535680
What kind of mad are you?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11535668
Honestly I have no idea. I was just thinking I could do a thing and trace over models on SHEIN and make weird quick doodles but I put too much effort into this. I ruined my SHEIN algorithm for a failed piece of art and now I’m gonna get reccomended lingerie that I don’t fit in

>>11535820
Imagine tracing and still having your drawing look this bad

>>11536148
Because I said it’s an unfinished quick doodle you fricking mongoloid. This is what my high effort art looks like. The proof is in my signature on both drawings.


Med advice?

I touched a pimple on my thigh, that I just discovered and it started to fill with blood under my skin.
To let all that stuff in there out, I punctured it with a clean sharp metal tool.
After get all that stuff off, I now have these two holes constantly leaking a very small amount of puss or whatever it is.
Is this serious enough to go to a doctor or will that just heal?

RIP. You will be remembered as an hero.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11536699
did you sterialize the sharp metal tool?

>>11536699 dubs
Probably nothing serious.
Looks like Ingrown hair.
Use hydrogen peroxide daily until is heals.

>>11536710
it is probaly infected you can rub aobahole in it or burn it in to kill all the bacteria but that is a bit hardcore.
if it does not heal from itself or gets lager you should probaly see a doc c:

>>11536717
>>11536720
Thanks, I will take your advice (not the burning one)

>>11536699
cut a slit in it and push everything out don't dress it

>>11536717
if its an ingrown hair it wont come out unless he removes it , it can get infected, he could lose his leg, he wants it out if its an ingrown hair. if its skin cancer he won't hurt it b tring to remove the ingrown hair, cancer needs to be allowed to heal before it mutates again becomes malingent, peroxide will keep the wound open. your advice is terrible.

>>11536738
you heal skin cancer a thousand times a day its not a concern unless its not allowed to heal and continues to get more cancer

>>11536720
>>11536717
>>11536724
peroxide is burning it
burning it is burning it
alcohol is burning it
you're not penetrating into the wound or cleaning it
the metal implement has made a hole which is not big enough, he has agitated the wound, he will see it happen again especially if he follows any of your advice, if the peroxide doesn't injure him more and cause it to develop. if it goes away and he followed our advice that is because it would have done by itself.

>>11536758
>penetrating into the wound
wound is subdermal, he is not cleaning the wound, he is burning around it, cause it not to heal, extra load on local in immune system, this board would not be my doctor for more than 90 seconds

Go to a dermatologist. Try not have an erection if she is cute and remember to wash your balls


Every time I call the number I always get told “we cannot take your call” and the call gets hung up. Every single time. No matter how many times I call, no matter what day a week I call, I always get hung up on. I need my shit looked at bro. I need fucking money. I’m unemployed nobody will hire me no matter how many jobs I apply to and I have a wedding and an apartment to pay for in 4 months. I even had to apply for Medicaid because I just moved to Texas. I gotta pay for that shit too!! Wtf am I supposed to do? Fix ur shit Massachusetts. I’m tired of being broke.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

The worst part is this webpage is literally some cookie cutter shut, I didnt claim to be employed at all yet it keeps telling me to claim benefits every Sunday. wtf??

if ur broke and unemployed maybe paying for a wedding shouldnt be a top priority, fktard


Duke nukem forever

draw her eating a borgar

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


[adult swim]

>>11536196
Finally something we can all enjoy


Catfish

I had a dream I met this cute goth girl and we talked about metal and then she said "I like norm MacDonald too" and i immediately said we should date to which she replied "we should" then I kissed her. And woke up literally 1 second after

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I only just remembered because I was repressing it all morning then this qt I saw triggered it. Damn bro. Shits gay.

Anonymous

>>11536591
i wish i had dreams i mostly just get feces i'm waiting on the part 3 to a couple good ones but then IT returned and now what? now my life is even less enjoyable. how do i switch providers?

Catfish

https://youtu.be/gPxtbtT9zOE?si=ptz<wbr>eJQJPaGD_6qkj

Now I'm too old to date a qt goth teen it's so over bros. I'm truly a loser forevermore.

Anonymous

>>11536591
you woke up cause you got too excited u should practice that and then kiss people and maybe hug them too

I'm the father of a severely autistic, non-verbal son. I had a dream that he started talking and I was so happy that he was talking in the dream I started crying. I woke up not long after and it still felt incredibly real, so I asked my son if he could talk. Of course he couldn't, and then I felt really sad.

True story but [s4s] will just say I'm larping.

Catfish

>>11536736
I believe it. I had a dream a year or so ago that I was caressing my ex and I kissed them on the forehead whispering to them "I love you". And woke up.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11536743
you never really loved your ex, though. you only care about sex

Yuji Sakai

>>11536743
how would you feel like if a melanin enriched gentleman had sex with your ex while you where forced to watch

Anonymous

>>11536775
I would ejaculate with the force of 10,000 supernovas.

Catfish

>>11536755
No that's what gay guys do

>>11536775
They wouldn't and also I already saw her be fucked by two guys she has a Tumblr of it lol

Your fortune: Outlook good


Anonymous

I am drunk and I hate EVERYTHING does anyone else hate verything and just wished they kts that one time when they got rally close to doing it

lol the good ole drunken dice, anywhere from lets destroy ourselves and the world mysoggyknee to everything is beautiful fun and wonderful.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

being legally able to drink is a blessing and a curse

>>11536701
You know what OP? Fuck it. I'll get drunk with you.
Let me grab a glass of wine.

Your fortune: Average Luck

getting drunk makes me want to kms but getting drink is what keeping me alive


>>11534172
Just butter him up with jirai outfits and steam games

get 4chanx and filter all namefigs.<br>u won't regretty

>>11534353
filtering them is not enough. i want them gone

>>11534353
I don't filter the namefigs I just make them all anonymyous and now when the nanefig goes "but don't u know who i AM" I say no u are anyonyimous what is namefig

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

hitori

>>11534172
ask him politely

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11534999 (trips)
but I feel a pattern in these trips

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11534356
Same, I want them to completely leave, not to just not see them

>>11534353
just raped your nigger mother didn't regret it lole

>>11534353
namefigs are a disgusting breed that make esfores look like a gated gooning discord community


I just downvoted your comment.

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The amount of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decreased by one.

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Am I banned from the Reddit?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

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Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Reddit.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

>>11535666
legendary trips

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

King's

Nice to see someone posting my OC. It has been updated to use higher IQ though.

I just downvoted your comment.
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The amplitude of karma (points) on your comment and Reddit account has decremented by one.
Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not constrained to:

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Am I vetoed from the Reddit?

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I don't believe my comment deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?

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How can I obviate this from transpiring in the future?

Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your demeanor will not be abode on Reddit.com. I will perpetuate to issue downvotes until you amend your conduct. Recollect: Reddit is privilege, not a right.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

I don't get why people have a such a hate boner for Redditors in particular.
>they're stupid and annoying
Well yeah, but are you really look at me with a straight face and tell me that 4chan/Twitter/TikTok users are any better?
I get the hatred is exaggerated on 4chan since Redditors post 4chan screencaps on their website, thus causing an influx of newfags who have a warped preconception of 4chan, but Twitter crossposters have cause far more damage to quality of this website than Redditors ever did and yet don't receive a fraction of the obsessive hatred.
And even if the hate for Reddit above all other websites was justified, it still doesn't excuse all the retards on this website who randomly accuse things of being "Reddit" whenever they dislike something. Calling things "Reddit" is the 4chan equivalent of Twitter users calling things "Fascist". It's the word people use when they arbitrarily hate something, but want to make it sound like they have an actual reason.

>>11535691
jannies don't censor on certain boards on 4chan, reddit mods control the whole site. same goes with twitter, no opinions on tiktok though, Makes sense that they're atleast better than reddit since they do nothing and reddit weeps.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

King's

>>11535691
I think if you're not using all the websites whenever you want as you want, while in tandem making fun of people that use other sites you're missing out on a load of absurdist fun.

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11535691
I hate reddit users in particular because they have this habit of being narcissistic and making everything about them, namely when they post on here without lurking and then demand people watch their tone or shame their tastes in loli or otherwise demand people change for them despite being an unwelcome tourist, they can't even help reddit spacing because reddit uses markdown and you need to press enter twice to start a new line, it shows up as a separate paragraph on here.

[adult swim]

>>11535691
Reddit is for fags they abuse the upvote feature and mass downvote you if you’re not a politically correct retard like them this is why i like 4chan i can state my opinion and you can’t mass downvote my account to oblivion to the point where i can’t post a comment anymore because i have bad karma

Anonymous

screw Reddit got banned once for calling mod an redditor (and emotionally abusing him)

hitori

>>11535692
perhaps it would be a good idea to make twitter nice again ! I don't know just thinking about it but I may do it . I do lots of things

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11535682
there's a lot to say on the downvote


Speaking in tongues

Anonymous

>>11536600
imagine teaching some plebian that this was italian or something, then the go to italy and start approaching people in the streets and they really believe in their abilities, they really believe they're saying something. even better than telling them to ask for gay sex or if can i fuck your daughter.

do you know anybody who looks like this banana man? i think this is just like him. i think he would make this picture himself. i think this is wonderful.

happy thoughts

>>11536600
is that how onision looks like in 2024?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

King's

>>11536726
It's glorious.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

hitori

>>11536714
good friends we had ,good friends we lost along the way

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


GARTIC PHONE

somesnacks

GARTIC PHONE GAME SESSION JOIN NOW FAGS https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d06<wbr>c6baf

Anonymous

You've made a mistake<br>on s4s we don't call each other fags and talk in all caps

some pre announcement would be nice i dont have fuckin time rn

>>11536842
>https://garticphone.com/en/?c=00d0<wbr>6c6baf
make new room

>>11536795
skribbl supremacy ;P that waz fifteen mins i didnt know it was even happening lole
>>11536836 >>11536836 >>11536836 >>11536836 >>11536836 i am so excited for saturday. (skribbl)


should i quit my job i keep thinking about it but i have no other job lined up and i dropped out of school to be a neet for a while so i barely have experience

Yuji Sakai

>>11536750
idk but cute slute in your pic

Anonymous

>>11536750
Hello! Whay you want to leave your job What your money scenario. Thanks

>>11536753
I want to quit for many many reasons, too many to name. there are a lot of shops I can apply to near me and I live with my mother still at 18, so its not like I'll go homeless, but I do have severe social anxiety (part of the reason I was neet) so quitting isn't easy at all for me

>>11536750
I had a panic attack at work last Wednesday and haven't gone back since because it's really embarrassing.
I feel like I'm gonna lose my job soon because I'm a useless, easily overwhelmed loser and am a burden to everyone involved in my life.

>>11536769
lolol I feel the same, I haven't gone to work in a week because I keep taking "sick days" but I'm just bad at my job and feel worthless because of it, but going back would make me too overwhelmed and anxious. whenever I do go to work I end up spending half the time in the toilets trying not to break down

>>11536757
You're fucking 18?
No sweat. Wtf are you worried about?
Nobody cares if you don't have experience at 18.
Employers want 18 year olds.
They want to be represented by youth.
If your job is causing you mental anguish, quit.
There's always something better.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Yuji Sakai

>>11536754
when she takes that tracksuit off she suddenly has huge tits

Anonymous

>>11536781
I live somewhere in a kind of small town and everywhere I apply says they want experience though, I also do not want to go back to studying because I'm too retarded for that

>>11536778
>whenever I do go to work I end up spending half the time in the toilets trying not to break down
Literally me the past few months, I actually somewhat enjoyed my job in the beginning but it's just been getting worse and worse.
I'm a little older than you (23) but this is also my first full-time job after dropping out of HS/graduating from vocational school.
Hope things will get better for you soon, anon.

>>11536750
Come here kitten, daddy will take care of you.

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

dont even. bother working again until ou're 50 ears old and the entry pay is something retarded like $100 per hour ou'll regret wasting our life for nothing, pension worth nothing, did nothing, <br>save enough now for a passport and shit that lasts forever and go do something interesting to talk about later or you'll have nothing.

Anonymous

>>11536804
wishing the best for u too, very comforting to know theres others with the same problem as me

No don't do it<br>Unless you're educated or have a relevent skill/experience it will be extremely difficult for you to find a job these days

happy thoughts

>>11536769
you have social anxiety but at least you are getting out there. if you go back to your room you may decide to get another job in a few years but you may also end up a 30 year old with nothing to show for himself. have you tried therapy? maybe some anxiety medication could also help. my brother was in the exact same situation like you when he was 18 and now at almost 25 he still hasn't done anything besides watching netflix and lying in bed. i don't think his situation will be different in 5 years from now.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11536864
I did try therapy, I was even on meds but it didn't end up doing anything for me, I think I'm just doomed for failure lolol

happy thoughts

>>11536874
did the therapist not click with you? what was he trained on? if social anxiety is your primary issue you should be looking for someone trained on cognitive behavioral therapy

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11536874
therap isnt meant to fix ou imagine how much mone the would lose if ou got off the meds and didnt need them anmore. ou could do anthing, that s a scary thing for fa s c i s t s to think about


DUMB STUPID RETARDED FAGGOT-ASS BITCH-ASS NIGGER! WHAT HE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMN REPORT?! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE HAD IT! YOU'RE FIRED!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>DUMB STUPID RETARDED FAGGOT-ASS BITCH-ASS NIGGER! WHAT HE FUCK IS THIS GODDAMN REPORT?! YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE HAD IT! YOU'RE FIRED!

>>11535944
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11536428
dont ask the're better off without fingernails just dont ask
alright thats it im going to beat you up

>>11536433
dubs

Your fortune: Godly Luck


what are you doing here, human? niggers aren't allowed in hell.

Uhh, niggers aren't human, you need a good reprogramming.


>>11535754
go bounce on your dildo stupid

>>11535746
anime and stream quality jav have ruined real, rough skinned girls for me

why are they exposing themselves like this

>>11535746
my honest reaction to this post

>>11536468
it turns them on when their uterus bleeds and fills they're showing you. its ok. their periods have synchronized and aren't starting for another week.

the senator

>>11536520
you're a smart man. a strong man. lets ask Christopher Poole what he thinks of your post.

happy thoughts

>>11535812
a lot of japanese pornstars are really ugly though with a few exceptions of course

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Anonymous

>>11536536
i dont knwo what you would prefer

>>11536536
grillers aren't ugly??? what r u on abt? there is no possible way a griller can be ugly

happy thoughts

>>11536541
>>11536624
yes they can be ugly but i think le japanese like things in women based on their own racial features and that's why a lot of their pornstars have bugs bunny teeth or their face looks like an egg. i would never fuck picrel for example. personally i like slav girls a lot more but that's just me.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail


Anonymous

If bears were capable of saying sh*t on 4chan, what would they say?


Garlic Salt

There is breath. There is life. There is... Wilson Phillips.

https://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM


skibidi ohio gyaaaat

Anonymous

it's time to stop posting this
the first time it was original and funny
the second time it was nostalgic
now it's the third time and it's just cringe

>>11535781
How do you feel about SpongeBob boiling in a pot of shit

>>11535838
it's a hell of a lot better than baby porn

>>11536535
hey i LIKE you , can i see some ID or maybe we trade insurance details?

>>11536421
google ironashi and u might change your mind ^_^


wish

⋆｡˚ ☁ ˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆.jpg


I got banned from a family reunion

Anonymous

okay so apparently it's bad to cover your body in peanut butter and wear only a diaper, as you scream at your nephew.

god I hate what this worlds has become, at least they haven't pressed charges!

the senator

>>11535959
you can now call me the senator

happy thoughts

>>11535959
maybe they are allergic to peanut butter

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Anonymous

CHaos swissroll

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


This is nice goo

Also check your fortune it is on the s4s board rules to do your duty and check it

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11533107
Checking for dragon quest

Your fortune: Good Luck

Will I make $10,000,000 in the next 3 seconds?

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

It's literally a rule but if you report people for breaking the rules by not checking their fortune mods will ban you for filing false reports.... WTF???

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11533107

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11533555
dub trips for Venice holy crackers

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11534404
Oof sorry anon but at least 404 means bad luck will probably not find you after all

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

hitori

>>11533107
and I can tell you for sure there ain't nothing gonna happen without nice goo

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11534274
>>11534440
Rule breakers! Delinquents!

>>11534445
Ironically my fortune didn't go through

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11533107
it makes a nice ASMR. the ear canal isnt an open pathway to the brain so you can put things like goo in there and mess around a little

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Yuji Sakai

>>11534504
what if a really tiny worme lays many many egges there? :3

Anonymous

>>11533107
metal babblel

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11535277
dubs!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11534781
thats really disgusting. pull them out using the goo or wait until they turn inti ear wigs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

I'm fortune virgin, lets see how it goes

/fortune

Yuji Sakai

>>11536158
imagine tiny little wormerinos crawling into youre brainerino and laying lots and lots of cute worm egges imagine how kawaii and nice that would be :3 :3 theyll crawl into your nose and mouth too and eat you alive from the inside out, imagine how itchy it would be when FUCKTONS of worms wriggle inside your body ^_____^

Anonymous

fortune (forchan)

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11536912
I command you to put fortune in the options field

>>11536970
Anonymous chanted the spell of FORTUNE.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


I feel it would be a good idea to ban people for making spelling mistakes in the OP. Maybe not on this board, as it were, because no one knows how to spell here, but on other boards I think it would be a good idea. We could ban people who make careless little mistakes, that we all must. . . regrettably see on the catalog. I’m not sure it should be a permanent ban -- I think a nice 3 day ban would suffice. Thoughts, friends?

pino ecute atre devious yurine sit throne powerful authority.jpg

Sure, here is the corrected text:

"I feel it would be a good idea to ban people for making spelling mistakes in the OP. Maybe not on this board, as it were, because no one knows how to spell here, but on other boards, I think it would be a good idea. We could ban people who make careless little mistakes that we all must regrettably see in the catalog. I’m not sure it should be a permanent ban -- I think a nice three-day ban would suffice. Thoughts, friends?"

Changes made:

 Added a comma after "on other boards" for clarity.
 Removed the extra space after "must" and corrected the punctuation around "regrettably see in the catalog."
 Changed "3 day ban" to "three-day ban" for consistency with formal writing.

>>11535927
you know nothing of grammar, cretin. Out of my thread. Now

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

pekola jirai gross disgust nervous worried scared loser.jpg

>>11535910
aj θJŋk ɔl poʊsts ʃəd bi spɛld fə'nɛtJkli

>>11536052
your a nigger I raped your mother

happy thoughts

>>11535910
yas band dem foar tree daiz

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11535910
i thank ur right anoon! permooa baen soond gr8

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11535910
That would be cruel and harsh my love
Maybe have a donut and rethink this?

>>11536904
what's cruel is subjecting yours truly to monkeys who spew their deranged bile, without care or reason, much less spelling accuracy, in my direction

>>11536911
the mods

minos determined chef beef meat cow cook knife.jpg

>>11535910
why are you saying this on [s4s] this is not /qa/ and its not funny and its making these assholes tell me something


I'm a barely legal pooner with father and mother issues who got groomed at the age of 11 and has no direction in life would u eff?

>>11536794
I dislike female genitalia so probably not unless we did something bery specific

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

>>11536794
ohhhh! what do i know about that before i've even gotten to know you?

Anonymous

>>11536794
one time a pooner wanted to peg me but she was in europe so we couldnt

>>11536794
you're literally describing the recipe for BPD. I've already fallen for that trap before. Never again.

>>11536799
not really specific just nothing that has to do with me seeing your junk bruv,,,,,, Wear jogging pants while u make me rub your stuff or smthng

>>11536798
well its pretty predictable, my dad left when I was a toddler and my mother hates me bc I probably turned out a lot like him :D

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

>>11536794
does the gif move or have an extra frames or am i going to be waiting for an hour just to find that it happened again?

Anonymous

>>11536806
so you would leave your kids? kinda cringe bro

>>11536808
it turns into his boobs after 6 hours of looking at it, u just have to wait

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

>>11536806
i want to be yuor friend actually i bet you're great

Anonymous

>>11536814
That's just me though there r plenty of ppl who probably do like pssy >.>

>>11536812
lol thanks id exchange discords or something but I'll probably regret it in the future and end up ghosting you

>>11536803
I probably already have it but I hate fags that self diagnose so my solution is to ignore it

sweeeeeeeet.as@protonmail.com

>>11536819
this is an real email and i do not use discord. i'm not really torn up about sex or not either i just think you'll be a good time.
 protonmail you can sign up for without an extra email or a phone number

>>11536819
>>11536803
for fucks sake this is crude humor again isnt it

Anonymous

>>11536825
idk find out I made an account and emailed u

>>11536843
my thing was smth like sekoya

>>11536794
That's what you get for hitting puberty hard and early.

Your fortune: Outlook good

are you about to ask if i would have sex with you and not get our cunt out stupid girl

>>11536794
Depends on who has the bigger dick size


I've been looking for the "holy shit look how fucking flat she is, goddamn that's hot" reaction image but I can't find it in my folders or on 4plebs<br>Does anyone have it?

happy thoughts

>>11536519
nein

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Anonymous

>>11536547
fauci could eat this man for breakfast

happy thoughts

>>11536575
you think pope francis is a joke?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous

>>11536628
white shoes yes/no
either way its making giving me a rush. im feeling a lot of adrenaline today.

>>11536519
I wish that could be me in that image

>>11536837
That's like $80 worth of mcnuggers, don't u have $80?

>>11536936
 80 how its only 80 of the mmcnuugeests

>>11536936
I could afford that but I'm not rich enough to buy it leisurely

>>11536837
really? you wish that could be you? you really wish you could be killed on a massive assembly line and that meat, skin, connective tissue and occasional bones could then be cut off of your corpse and ground up with hundreds of other people's into a fine slurry, mixed with emulsifiers, molded into a boot, bell, bone or ball shape, breaded, fried, frozen, fried again and then served by a nigger who didn't finish high school to children and autistics?

>>11537007
yes. because then at least I would finally be making people happy, and fulfilling a purpose, instead of just being a burden that everyone hates.


Gee, mister, you sure are one ugly nigger. Don't come any closer or I'll pull my alarm, OK?

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11535986
Lol umad, nigger loving tranny?

shes dissatisfied with her tiny white pecker bf

>>11535983
am i the only one who wants to, like, cut her tits so they look normal sized?

>>11536071
most women get a titcut every couple of months

>>11536071
Do not cut the booba.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11535993
She's in elementary school you sick fuck.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


Who else has put up their Juneteenth decorations early?

Your fortune: Average Luck

hitori

>>11534699
I did ! what's on June 19?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11534702
The anniversary of a failed mass rape riot instigation by the Lincoln regime.

Your fortune: Outlook good

hitori

>>11534699
I'm ready to start on day 1

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11534702
>>11534705
Two of the same fortunes.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11535454
5454 get

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11534699
dubs

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11534736
Cool, what are you going to do?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ


seuss

woomies unite

https://youtu.be/dEGbq1EcwxI

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

squid kid squiddo smiling grin splatoon close zoom.jpg

>>11536267
is she a squid or is she a kid?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11537039
it varies from moment to moment, constantly in a state of flux. She's a kid now, she's a squid now, she's a kid now, squid now, kid now, squid now.


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

happy thoughts

>>11536955
dubs! keep being you gado just don't fuck that ghost

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

>>11536991
DONT LISTEN TO THIS BITCH, FUCK THE GHOST


crudehumour223@gmail.com Thu 16 May 2024 20:05:06 No.11509442 Report
Quoted By: >>11509467 >>11509540
I can afford to have you with me now

hey @crudehumour223@gmail.com would you care to elaborate on this?

he says meaningless things to bump threads<br>pay him no mind

>>11536494
it was for me it was for me it was for me it was for me

intern, 31 m , will run the world one day unless he dies under mysterious circumstance

>>11536496
was it for you or not its vital that you relat to me me this information


what's the best way to cure my boredom free of charge at the expense of esfores stability

>>11537050
post about the baby toy and lament the shift in power

>>11537050
Killing yourself and livestreaming it here probably!

put on a namefag and make up a shitty gimmick

>>11537052
go back to lolcow 2 minute vagina

>>11537055
i write email in the name field and objectify women and spread all kinds of obscene dogma but i dont believe that i can't have sisters or cousins or aunts without inherently needing to have sex with them . i also don't have any .

>>11537062
believing this about sex is a problem for girls and retards

>>11537055 (dubs)
I agree with this guy, this place needs more namefigs driving the NPC anonymous majority up the wall.

>>11537066
>>11537062
yes but how exactly in the grand scheme of things will any of your suggestions help to destroy and crush esfores

subthread [title] in options field

girls are faggots they dress like faggots. they behave like faggots. they think the're better than everyone like faggots. the compare themselves to things in the way which would faggots. they think they own the new world like faggots. they do ugly shit and tell everybody its hot sex like faggots. they cheat like faggots. they copy faggots like faggots. they hate men like faggots.

but one of the senator's powerful associates

>>11537085
 this thread about faggots has found m intrigue, this might destroy and crush esfores and tip the power balance this will put the whole world on its head. this is perfect.

Anonymous

>>11537085
the biggest faggots are heterosexual cis men. Always driving around in their pickup trucks like faggots, drinking beer like faggots, watching football like a bunch of stupid faggots, mowing the lawn on their faggoty riding lawnmowers like a faggot. I fucking hate them.

>>11537091
This is true actually allot of cis men who are overtly masculine tend to be the biggest faggots and closet faggots


should i order food ?

Your fortune: Good Luck

Attempt to order a cake with pills on it to a local Walmart and post results

>>11537031
Yes, treat yourself to a nice meal tonight anon

>>11537035
i dont life in americuh we do not have walmart here

>>11537087
can you help me to spread dogma about the english world

>>11537087
we have aldis in america
doesnt seem very fair does it


>>11536159
im not happyp with this retard trying to be nice to be cruel
i like it when it is nice to be mean and
being mean to be exclusive and
mean is funny
and mean, i like it .
when people shout lyrics to the funny songs at me and laugh from across the street it makes me smile
i'm not sensitive i dont need a cuddle i need to watch somebody die for this gay shit and trying to brain phone me i feel violated

nicers are st*Pid. mean bo*s are so funny and cute.

>>11535430
either its real or its the best thing we have to express it in this language

>>11535407
>i think i look like this

nobody liked my threads about the baby toys what happened to this place

>>11535410
she is just like me im going to kill her

>>11535404
i like girls who are MAGENTA do you know HER

>>11535831
hey officer :) do you think you could help it actually hurts quite a lot and it wont stop. anyway what do you think of my other posts? i promise i do intend to stop i just need to win first. i dont need to win just need to make that lose. i dont really NEED it to lose i just need it to get away from me. at any length i will not be having it beat me :) i really hate the suicide contest :) i hate what THAT wants from me too :) i dont want to eat the rich i dont even need a relationship with them :) i love you too :) i'm not sucking up to you or kissing your ass i just know you understood something. anyway i'm sober i am absolutely not dependant on substances, and i do not enjoy the attention.

i love the frog posters actually they're kind of for real

>>11535698
try voiding your bowels it will stop


Wtf dad, I'm trying to masturbate in the living room go away

every time magick posts like a third of the board goes into a retard fit for 3 hours

>>11535860
it's one guy and one other guy reacting to that guy

>>11535869
you have to share the board.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11535855
dubs checkem
>>11535922
nice dubs!! Wow

>>11535855
go to your goon cave, missy!

>>11535977
dubs checking dubs!

>>11536435
haha i love zilonists the're so true to themselves


Why are incels so obsessed with free speech? Free speech to say....what exactly?

>>11535522
censorship totalitarian commie antiracist dubs

Free speech is a well known concept already

>>11535522
the word incel is now banned off to gulag for you faggot

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11535522
Freedom to call out antiwhite scumbags, such as yourself. FUCK OP.

>>11535522
its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

seuss

>>11535522
i saw someone get censored before they even knew they wanted to mention a topic, it was pretty bizarre

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>Oh nooooooo my mouth is sewn shut ooooooooh feel bad for me ohhhhh my tongue is cut out ohhhhhhhh poor baby

>>11535699
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>11535522
They pretend to be "silenced victims" when facing the consequences of their own actions. For them, taking accountability is a foreign concept. They'll preach about morality and rights, unless it has to do.with whoever they hate. Like narcissists pretty much.


>>11536878
banana and peanut butter and milk and walnuts and vanilla ice cream and blend it all up real good hell yea

King's

>>11536878
I made a drinking flowchart for you.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11536891
Forgive me lord for I'm going to BOOZE today


the senator

pic related; but one of my many powerful associates.

Anonymous

listen i'm fucking busy and i dont have the time to do this with you right now, i'm actually waiting for you to go. will you stop it.

step back from all he had
Break it off
Does fear hurt? too bad
Your last name,Taylor, fits
Screenprinted lines
That we decide


Me an intellectual:

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

I heard a sip <br>WHERE TEA FREN???!!!!??

>>11536947
I'm not a big health or workout guy but I tried one of the generic brand banana protein shakes and it was one of the tastiest things I've ever tasted.

At the gas station they had a buy one get one deal one these vodka seltzer things so I bought some but I don't really like the taste of alcohol so I'm mixing it with a Rockstar Punched energy drink (both the energy drink and the vodka drink are watermelon flavor!) and so far it's pretty tasty!

sippy sippy sip I'm drinking it with a straw!

404-444 OP4

u can’t convince me there’s no cum in these bad boiiz


happy thoughts

Makima pegging Pope Francis

Another day in the Vatican but today something is different. The evil bitch has arrived and she's hungry for the Pope's ass. What will Pope Francis do to escape such a fate? Will the bitch find his hiding spot and invade his ass? Stay tuned and pray i will update this thread in 6 hours.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

Anonymous

the pope ... how many divisions does he got?

Magick

I'd never let my pope take BBC without me watching first

Anonymous

>>11535133
unchecked doubles on the last page!


>>11535769
This means your testosterone is low

>>11535851
liking cute things is incredibly manly


>>11536646
I want to hug her from behind and knead her fat tummy while nibbling her cute ears and poking her back with my bonner

>>11536666
goodness me what a stunning sequence of digite yoou have. oh wow.

furfagmaster

Land of burgers and gun violence and horrible healthcare

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11536666
q-q-QUADS!?!?!
holy fucking SHIT!!!!
I just did the math and the odds of getting quads are 1-in-9,847,587,230
YOU JUST WON THE DIGIT LOTTERY
SOMEBODY SCREENCAP THIS EPIC WIN!!!!!!!


>>11535407
Im going to shoot you when deer season comes back round

Catfish

>>11535434
150 he is what we u use u tourist lol.

We don't use hollow points cuz obviously less penetration and it ruins a lot of the meat. A hp shatters on its shoulder then

Anonymous

>>11535407
lunasnowleopard add me on discord so i can fuck you behind nandos

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

furfagmaster

>>11535440
If I ever went niggerhunting I’d use solid copper rounds like these. No lead deposits on le meat!!!!!

https://youtu.be/vaET41wh-kA?si=bD1<wbr>4j2_rE9QNLPqN

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous

is this deer a boy or a girl its important


>>11536524
>She is soon going to be cuddled and petted by a large group of well-paying strangers
turns me off completely when they do this. makes me so angry. makes me sick. makes me feel sick.

>>11537256
She is a nice animal, not a whore


>>11537194
it would be better if you put some meat in it. Just cut up some pork or beef and toss it in, the great thing about soup is you can use the low-quality cuts of meat and it still ends up really good after a nice slow cook. Even just chop up some bacon and toss it in the soup and it will make it much tastier!

>>11537202
no only wednesday and friday (aside from major fasts)

It's done!<br>It tastes pretty good but it lack something hmm...

>>11537252
yeah its vegan thats the point

>>11537194
That's great. I had chickpeas, couscous, and tomatoes.

>>11537257
I kinda feel like if I threw some sausage it would taste better


this is me naming every pokemon I can think of without googling it
bulbasaur ivysaur venesaur pikachu charizard ratata raticate meowth chimpy seal raichu mewtwo mew togepi blue mario hitmonlee hitmonchan growlith muk jigglypuff wigglytuff mr mime onyx gengar ghastly krabby resheram geodude kiefly squirtle blastoise polywrath polywirl seadra dragonite ninetails electabuzz eevee jolteon flarion waterion articuno unknown slowpoke slowking bluechew psyduck ditto zubat snorlax kobuto jynx scyther polygon KOFFFIINNNG victorybell abra kadabra alakazam odish chickorita pichu mudkip bidoof shellman skunko chiblee bungo zavock hormly hoofty bomboclat guppy darman greninja zubat goldberg spongebob gormley jesse james ash brick misty
ok thanks

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

you slipped in some joke names that aren't pokemon here and there

>unknown
heartbroken

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11536282
Invader Zim was absolutely kino. Shame it got canned too early.

pokemon is not cool anymore old man<br>everyone plays palworld rn get with the times

>>11536282
yeah i think thats all of them well done

>>11536282
>himp
>agonit
fuck y
ou im going to go fucking ballisctic

>>11536282
>ulbas
what the fuck is with you

I will now respnd to you all
>>11536302
idgi
>>11536852
correct
>>11536853
it's all gay
>>11536862
good job!
>>11536892
I always thought the membrane family is Hispanic like Jhonen yeah
>>11536895
All 5000 of them yeah
>>11537010
I thought I named all of them other anon said i did.....
>>11537019
>>11537021
it doesn't matter

>>11537019
lol I knew this would upset a spastic


>meow meow Meaow mow meow mew mow meow meow mawow meee mow meow mow meow

imagine her getting her head blown off by a 12 gauge shotgun

the egg is actually a secret qr code that hentai gooners can scan with their secret child porn phones to access the mega child porn telegram

Anonymous⋆

>>11536088 (dubs)

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous

>>11536194
do you know what "this but unironically" means or are you admitting to being an acting paedophile?

me off screen on the right pushing my tongue into her butt hole


gosh darn it it boys r so freakin difficult, I'm nawt gettina boyfriend at aall at this rate!!! T_T

>>11537114
I'm a fag but I'll pretend to be your boyfriend for a 10pc chicken nuggie

>>11537118
I'm not op but what are your coordinates

>>11537114
Are you the girl with the 2 minute vagina?

>>11537131
It is the pussy of an s4s girl that is so good it makes any man cum within 2 minutes

>>11537139
plz stop sexualizing boys and girls who use s4s it is very hurtful and demeaning

>>11537139
please dont come here anymore this place used to make me laugh

404-444 OP4

>>11537139
I think the men of 4chan haven’t had pussy they’ll just flat out cum within 2mins

Anonymous

>>11537182
I cant cum my penis is broken :( that's why in gay now