Yuji Sakai

it's funny because music theory isn't rules that "allows" music to be this or that, but rather it is to understand why something sounds good or not so you can get more out of music through knowledge and understanding

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

It's like you come onto this planet with a crayon box. Now, you may get the 8-pack, you may get the 16-pack. But it's all in what you do with the crayons, the colors that you're given. Don't worry about drawing within the lines or coloring outside the lines. I say color outside the lines. Color right off he page. Don't box me in. We're in motion to the ocean. We are not landlocked, I'll tell ya that.

Anonymous

>>11515436
>rules of music theory
do you even know broski ?

tea fren

>>11515436
i know a little about this subject. theory vs. no theory.
*sip*
i like ear candy as much as anyone. sitting at a synth and exploring sound textures and chord shapes is a great way to find inspiration.

one cannot speak of theory without composition.
the two go hand in hand.
if you want to get to next level musicianship notation is also indispensable especially in ensemble work.

i like to watch this and dig the dots.
watching the time signatures change makes me boner. shit is so cash.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ss82p<wbr>vusR_I&pp=ygUkZXZlcnlkYXkgZ2hvc3RzI<wbr>HRoYW5rIHlvdSBzY2llbnRpc3Qg

Your fortune: Bad Luck

*starts twerking*

*sip*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11515562
tea fren does not "twerk". only boner.
*sip*

>>11515569
thanks 4 reply.
when you said 1s and 5s i thought you were taking about accents in odd meter. lol.

An odd meter is a meter which contains both simple and compound beats. The first odd meter that we will discuss is 5/8 time. It contains one simple beat and one compound. The order of the beats does not matter.
https://www.musictheory.net › lessons
Odd Meter - Music Theory

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

*starts twerking harder*

:^)

*sip*

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous

study theory deeply
listen to a lot of music
practice your instrument
learn your chord shapes
know the modes
always be writing ideas
always be brushing up on your knowledge
watch every video you can on composition techniques

>>11515596
why would anyone be sidelined like this
The term "subjectification" you're using seems to be a personal coinage, drawing from the broader discussions around objectification and societal norms. It's not a standard term in sociological discourse, but I understand you're using it to describe a situation where men might feel marginalized or ignored by society, particularly by women.

Your concept of "subjectification" appears to reflect concerns about social dynamics where men might feel excluded or not engaged with directly. This could be seen as a form of social invisibility or marginalization, where individuals or groups are not actively targeted for interaction or objectives.

In the context of gender relations and societal expectations, there are indeed discussions about how men can sometimes feel sidelined or not acknowledged in certain conversations, particularly those around gender equality and roles. For instance, some initiatives aim to involve men in discussions on gender and climate change, challenging traditional masculine norms while also addressing how these norms can contribute to broader societal issues1.

It's important to note that while objectification typically refers to seeing a person solely as an object for use, your use of "subjectification" seems to imply a desire for men to be seen and treated as subjects with their own agency and worth beyond societal objectives.

The conversation around gender roles and expectations is complex and multifaceted, involving a wide range of social, cultural, and individual factors. It's a positive step to question and discuss these issues, as it can lead to a deeper understanding and more inclusive approaches to addressing them. If you have more thoughts or questions on this topic

Your fortune: Average Luck

tea fren

>>11515587
again, tea fren does not twerk it.
i do love me some cardio tho. (picrel)
*sip*

if i tried to twerk i'd be in the ER with a ruptured disc.
only the female spine is supple enough for such twerking motion.

thanks for the reply nonetheless.

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Yuji Sakai

>>11515596
bang on the bongos like a chimpanzee

>>11515586
I'll take the blue

Your fortune: Bad Luck

tea fren

>>11515602
im sick of you impostors always trying to ruin my reputation. i love twerking.

*sip*

*twerks faster*

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11515596
that's one way to do it.
*sip*

or:

find something you want to say.
make it rhyme in couplets.

choose a chord progression to get started.

ex: 1maj, 6min, 2min

begin to define a melody.

expand chord progression as needed.

win grammy.

purchase yacht.

hang out wif beautiful people while docked in barbados.

life is good.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

>>11515623
all of those things you said is what you do after you do what I said to do

lol wtf the law of physics are affecting me and everything I do without I being aware or deeply understanding them
this is so le intrusive, gravity should only be a thing if my brain understand everything related to it, all the time, in all states.
I'm deeply offended by the way this universe operates.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

the universe triggers me so much i m gonna cri

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I'm feeling guilty for my ignorance

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

the universe makes all the symbols I constructed around my life sound like a JOKE.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

tea fren

>>11515649
you say profound ting.
*sip*

the universe is a vast merciless expanse of cold inhospitable vacuum.
the fact that we exist in it is against all odds.
laughable.

ergo: "God so loved the world"

not the universe.

really makes ya think.

+1 internets to you sir.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous

>>11515659
thanks for the upvote

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515600
Dubs! Tldr lol
**Verse 1:**
You talk about subjectification,
A word you've coined to spark a conversation,
Drawing from objectification's well,
A new term where concerns swell.

**Pre-Chorus:**
Men feeling pushed to the side,
In the shadows where they can't hide,
Seeking a place in society's eye,
Wanting more than just a sigh.

**Chorus:**
Subjectification, the cry for recognition,
In a world that's shaped by old traditions,
Men wanting more than just to stand by,
To be seen, to be heard, to touch the sky.

**Verse 2:**
In gender roles and expectations,
Men too face marginalization,
Not just objects, they want to be,
Subjects with agency, truly free.

**Pre-Chorus:**
Conversations 'bout gender and norms,
Men seeking to transform,
Their roles in a changing tide,
No longer cast aside.

**Chorus:**
Subjectification, the cry for recognition,
In a world that's shaped by old traditions,
Men wanting more than just to stand by,
To be seen, to be heard, to touch the sky.

**Bridge:**
It's not just about equality,
It's about seeing humanity,
In every man, woman, and child,
In a world where we're reconciled.

**Chorus:**
Subjectification, the cry for recognition,
In a world that's shaped by old traditions,
Men wanting more than just to stand by,
To be seen, to be heard, to touch the sky.

**Outro:**
So let's discuss, let's understand,
Together we can make a stand,
In a world where all can thrive,
Inclusion where we all feel alive.

Yuji Sakai

>>11515705
did you know that the intervals major third and minor third are used in human speech and that they sound happy or sad because humans actually use those intervals in their speech when being happy or sad?

Your fortune: Outlook good


Mel

Don’t know, never had friends to try it on

anonymous

i wish i had friends in highschool who would torture me with a remote controlled vibrator :<

Anonymous

>>11515357
the OVA made their faces look very odd....

>>11515349
wish i had someone to do that with


introducing

this iteration seems not good enough<br>or inadequate to certain mysterious standards


My organs have melted into a slush all over the floor, my heart is still beating somewhere in the hallway

>>11515440
T. Participant of Russian sleep experiment

Something tells me yours does too since you're niggerbitching in all my threads :3

>>11515861
no one to indulge me, unfortunately

>>11515864
sounds like a personal problem


>>11515592
they raped and genocided the whole planet

>>11515666
holy shit indeed. the duck hat aliens are the mortal enemies of all that is good and decent in the universe so please, in future, do not call them adorable

>>11515663
hey stop trying to insert nasty undertones into my cute threads

ducknen ar arian... ducki kudebia.......


Call of femboy black socks 3

*cool guy with sunglasses voice*

Now only Xbox and Pc
This December
Call of femboy
black socks 3

(can sb pls make a game logo)


designed to run u over at incredible hihg speed!!!

tea fren

cybertrucks are so beautiful i love them and i wish to own one.

*throws it back*

*sip*

great thread op!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11515627
me? twerking?
okay i lol'd.
*sip*

*sip*

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous

can i have an cyberhatchback??? idon like trucks...

There’s already one of these threads cocksucker

wish

>>11515622
fuck you u stole this from me motherfuckingj

lol
im kidding do whatever u want haha
sleepy time

Anonymous

>>11515627
It looks like it was haphazardly soldered from cheap alluminum sheets by some american redneck lole

>>11515622
be careful with ur bepper around the frunk


openly homooreoerotic from yuji oh no the figs have won

funny youtube thumbnails xd<br>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bo<wbr>dIhjxJRM

>>11516489
I pray that pedos find God and God smites their child loving braincells

>>11517828
If God didn't want us to love shotas he shouldn't have made them so cute


thank you for sharing such a unique and bizarre pornographic experience!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515635
blue raspberry? more like, poo raspberry!

>>11515652
I'd never need to go grocery shopping again

>>11516419
her ass is so hot she melted it!

>>11515635
new fetish unlocked

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11515858

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Catfish

>>11515635
She's giving birth to dr Manhattan

>>11517365
Hold on

*Cums*

K I'm good now

Anonymous

>>11517375
it's floating in mid air how is he doing that?

>>11517365
Do you think black officers would rape her?

seuss

>>11517996
cute, CUTE!

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Anonymous

>>11517725
this picture is so funny for 7000000 reasons

Nakadachi

pseudo scat is far better than true scat.

Anonymous

>>11521421
>>11521424
this guy looks like a faggot, I bet he dies of AIDS

Nakadachi

In blender there is a drawing tool called grease pencil
You can't color or do shading that doesn't look like shit, it doesn't work well for that.
But it's good for making lineart, I think.

Anonymous

>>11517375
is that the weird legs guy from /bant/

he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich

>>11524622
hey nigga i heard you like DOOKIE

Catfish

>>11525233
I'm seriously convinced paths of glory is a comedy film

Anonymous

with some LOVE AND HAPPINESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8A<wbr>MZmWqgRM
Let's stay together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKO<wbr>cfZtKvYQ

time for some oldies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q-<wbr>CS7UL-u4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HJ<wbr>-QcPhC68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6g<wbr>MuvYGbu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4v<wbr>Q9fl5r9o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMy<wbr>wkoPdA2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXX<wbr>q_n9JtX8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGN<wbr>EYd7eClE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtE<wbr>4V6YxKZ8


Figures.

Every time they'd come to clean off the table and restock with her next order, they put her milkshakes further and further away. It was annoying enough the first time around, having to reach all the way across the table to get some sort of sweet refreshment to wash down all those hamburgers, but here she was, eight trips in, and things had reached their limit.

Asuka Langley Soryu was already massive when she came in. Months of gorging and eating contests had absolutely devastated her once perfect figure, transforming the svelte German girl into a massive three hundred kilo blimp. Making that tiresome reach across the table was exhausting to begin with, but now with fifty-six burgers, sixteen boxes of fries, twelve sodas, and seven milkshakes under, or rather above, her belt, bending at all was simply out of the question. Making matters worse, the top half of her stomach was starting to envelop the very table that conspired against her, rendering any reaching physically impossible.

Not that she'd want to make many sudden movements at this point, what with her bench splintering and bowing under her massive, growing frame.

She panted heavily, feeling empty burger boxes pushed away from her blooming belly as she breathed in, and tried to reach for the milkshake anyway. She could hardly get her plump, heavy arms past her enormous breasts, and as she reached they squished together and blocked out even more of her view than they already did.

Asuka sighed, and dropped her arms, jiggling way too much of herself for comfort. Looked like that milkshake was lost. Maybe her ninth order would have a closer drink? Not wanting to risk it, she figured she ought to order a few milkshakes this time, just in case.

And there it was. The last, satiating drop of the girl's final milkshake. "Oh wow..." she gasped, rubbing lazy circles on her tremendously distended tummy. "Man, that hits the spot!"

What a spot it was. An hour or two had passed from when she had last had her milkshake woes and started to order extras, and Asuka proved once again that she was an unstoppable beast, in so much as food was concerned. Sixteen seperate orders. One-hundred-and-twelve burgers. Thirty-two large fries. Twenty-four jumbo cokes. A whopping thirty-one milkshakes, and not a one out of reach!

It was just as well, for as soon as she started slurping on that thirty-first milkshake, the pressure from her filling belly finally flipped over the table in front of her, disloging it from her stomach fold and bringing quite a bit of relief to the growing girl. The slam of the furniture hitting the ground echoed around the nearly dead restaurant, conveniently drowning out the sound of Asuka's valiant shorts starting to tear.

She continue to breath heavily, pressure from the massive feast pushing against her lungs, and licked whatever remaining flavor she could from her full, plump lips and bulging cheeks. Her hand continued to massage her mass. Despite the sheer size of the girl, her tummy, or at least the upper portion of it, was starting to feel surprisingly firm. She hadn't eaten this much in one sitting before.

Thinking of limits, she realized that her sweet tooth wasn't quite yet satisfied, despite all the milkshakes and cola. "Better save room for dessert, though..." she murmered, barely audible over her stomach's groaning protests.

Gathering her strength, she dropped the empty cup in her other hand, braced her burgeoning belly, and started to rock backwards and forwards to build up momentum to stand. With her immensity she could only manage centimetres at a time, but even that threatened to destroy the bench that had somehow withstood the enslaught of a cow's worth of hamburger and her already titantic cheeks.

After some creaky seconds, she finally lifted herself to her feet, finally allowing her stomach to hang freely after being pushed up by her knees for some time. Without her legs to buttress it, the bottom of her belly was brushing lightly against the floor, tickling and annoying the young woman. She began the slow waddle to the counter, her next mission clear in her mind. Her vision wasn't as clear. Her massive breasts, held up by the surpisingly durable singlet she managed to shove herself into, kept jiggling in front of her field of vision, making a slow trip even slower as she had to stop and wait to make sure nothing was in front of her as she trampled forward.

"Excuse me...." she huffed upon reaching the counter, out of breath from the journey. "Do...you guys...have..." she paused, raising a massive arm to wipe the sweat from her brow, an act that winded her even more. "...a McCafe here? I could use some cake..."

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

I thought my necrophilia fetish was gross but this is legitimately worse.


take le dream walkers' hand

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everything in this world will fail you down to your own body (everyone dies) but Jesus Christ promises eternal life to all those who put their faith and trust in him and believe in him. Jesus Christ will never fail you or turn you away. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Good Luck

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god is the god of the living. let the dead bury their dead and come follow me. OP is running a death cult and desecrating doremi. find him.<br>kill him. or just chop off his hands.

>>11515680
the Bible is clear that everyone dies and God is called the God of the living because he promises eternal life in his presence. it seems really weird when you take off your name to write mean things like this tea fren but i still love you and will continue to pray for you.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515681
i'm not tea fren and you are lower than a worm.

>>11515686
yeah thats why you keep writing the same stuff he does exactly down to "stop desecrating doremi" but the truth still stands. Jesus loves you

>>11515680
I prefer this misuse of Doremi to the previous spam of ^__^ and degeneracy
I like to imagine it's the same person, who finally realised how disgusting they were being but flung too far in other direction

>>11515788
im sorry about my past and those previous posts but when you say flung too far in the other direction that isnt true. Jesus Christ is reality, hes the truth the way and the light.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11515815
I'm happy you have turned a new leaf

>>11515830
thank you

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>be jesus
>write 10 commandments 2000 years ago
>die and come back to life but then disappear
>refuse to elaborate

>>11515837
the commandments were given to Moses through God. Jesus died for us and came back to life 3 days later appearing to 500 people over the span of 40 days even ascending to heaven infront of the apostles. The new testament elaborates it all throughout it and is written by eyewitnesses of Christ.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>11515863
historical fact is fact ^ _^

Your fortune: Average Luck

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>>11515868
all of the manuscripts making up the Bible are dated to be written when the events described in them happened (aside from genesis story about God making everything and adam and eve) and theres never been any discovery contradicting the Bible + its extremely historically accurate down to the smallest details

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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>>11515879
yep ^ _^

Your fortune: Good Luck

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>>11515841
>the commandments were given to Moses through God. Jesus died for us and came back to life 3 days later appearing to 500 people over the span of 40 days even ascending to heaven infront of the apostles. The new testament elaborates it all throughout it and is written by eyewitnesses of Christ
The Pentateuch was fabricated in Alexandria, Egypt c. 273BCE. Noah, Moses, and the other characters in that book are fictional. See the jewish section of the Elephantine papyri article on wiki and/or look into These Gmirkin's work on the subject.
There are zero non christian contemporary accounts of jesus. Zero. The dude does not exist in the historical record. Same goes for the other characters in the new testament... zero historical records. Paul is the worst of them... traveling around the Mediterranean, talking to kings and governors, causing mass conversions, yet there is ZERO in the historical record of this clown.
It is superstitious bullshit for gullible minds... and pedo Doremi posters.

>>11515890
that pentateuch fabrication theory has no evidence and i can assure you noah/moses/ every one in the old testament are real. The historical accuracy of the Bible proves it. ^_ ^ we have plenty of historical evidence besides the Bible to prove Jesus's existance and the other people in the new testament. Thallus wrote about Jesus in 52ad, Tacitus wrote about Jesus in 56-120 ad, Mara Bar-Serapion wrote about Jesus in 70ad, Phlegon wrote about Jesus in 80-140 ad, and so much more. theres so much historical evidence proving the Bible right and even without that and just looking at the Bible theres nothing historically inaccurate in it down to the smallest details, its embarassing. Historical references from writers like Tacitus and Josephus, the authenticity of Paul's letters, archaeological confirmations of biblical details, consistency in early Christian tradition, and analyses of writing style collectively provide extreme evidence for the existence of the Apostle Paul beyond biblical accounts. Theres no 100% proof for anything in life but when you look at all of this its way more easier to believe the Bible is true and Jesus is real than not. God leaves us just enough evidence for us to trust him and come to him in a loving trusting relationship because if we had 100% proof we would be forced to believe in him so its up to you with your freewill if you wanna believe the Bible but the historical evidence overwhelmingly proves it right time and time again. ^ _^

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>11515919
pleas dond swear polar bear

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>>11515928
yes the Bible says swearing is wrong.
Ephesians 4:29
Colossians 3:8
James 3:9-10

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>>11515969
DONT APOLOGIZ TO MEEE!! its ok you just asked a question. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Outlook good

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>>11515929
warning nanas on backgrounds

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11515982
sory i dond mean for those fruit to be interpreted s*xuley sory..

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>>11516036
All the good things you enjoy in your life are because of him

there is no god but if there was he would never incarnate as a hairy, ugly j*w

>>11516046
Do you belive in objective goodness? For example the commandment "thou shalt not kill" might possibly have been misinterpreted and really it was "thou shalt not murder", which is different. Killing for fun or selfish reasons bad, but killing a bad guy who's about to shoot up a school could be said to be a net positive.

>>11515664
neh. jewish psyop. midrashic myth.
watch adam green, its been debunked.
good news is that the twisted idea of "eternal hell" is false.
thats just what these demented rabbis thought would be needed to make the goyim obey their god.
worst case you'll basically be tumbling around in a dryer for 11 months max to burn away the impurities of sin.
prob less if you're not a str8-up murderer
ch'yeh. ill take it...

>>11516111
laundry is such a beautiful thing

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11516074
everything has a cause even the universe (the big bang) but if there is no cause to the big bang then we would not exist. It is far more easy to believe there is an eternal uncaused causer than life and the universe coming out of nothing. If there is no God there is no objective right or wrong because there is no moral giver. If there is no God there is no purpose to nothing or anything because there is no God that made them with a purpose. If there is no God nothing matters or has value because there is no God who made them with a purpose or value. There is a God and his name is Jesus Christ. The historical evidence of him being God is far more easy to believe than any other person or religion because every other religion or person claiming to be God has no where near the amount of proof Jesus Christ provided and the Bible, and if there is evidence for those other relgiions/people, theres atleast 10 peices of evidence proving otherwise for each "evidence". Jesus Christ is God and he loves you.
>>11516102
the Bible talks about self defense in Exodus 22:2-3 but that was the old testament and were under a new covenent brought in by Jesus Christ so i would do my best to avoid killing under any circumstance but if i absolutely had to and there was no other option like you said in the school shooter example then fine but i would still repent afterwards and beg for forgiveness because it was another human being dying at my hands. >>11516111
eternal hell is real and its talked about clearly all throughout the new testament making it clear its a eternal tourment. Revelation 14:10-11, 2 Thessalonians 1:9, Mark 9:43-48, Matthew 25:46, all these verses make it crystal clear that hell is an eternal punishment with flames and Jesus is the most trustworthy and reliable so why would i not believe him.

Your fortune: Average Luck

i think the Crusades were cool we should do that again

>>11516119
the knights templar worshipped satan and became the freemasons who still worship satan + the crusades were bad and completely contradicting Christ's teachings.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11515664
Only the King James Bible contains the word of God.

>>11516127
thats why the knights templar were burned at the stake for worshipped satan and had baphomet memorbilia and gave detailed explinations how they worshipped satan and thats why the freemasons literally have knights templar memorbilia today/ having an entire section in their organization labled knights templar

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11516130
the king james is the only Bible i would avoid because it removes crucial parts of verses that completely change the meaning and removes 33 books from the geneva Bible which was the most commonly read english translation of the Bible before the kjv and king james had to outlaw the geneva Bible to make people read his version and king james was a documeted freemason

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11516144
youre not in the position to judge someones eternal fate only God is. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11516146
If God wanted people to keep those parts of the Bible he wouldn't have thrown them in the trash. Taking things out of the trash, against the will of God, and using them to mislead people from salvation. It's demonic behavior.

>>11516156
who said God threw parts of the Bible in the trash? God gave us freewill and king james used his freewill to throw away parts of the Bible and change verses.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11516172
oops sory forgot to specify king james did that in hIs version. not the actual Bible

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516146
>eternal fate
>we didn't actually murder any heretics
>we sent them to a judge

you need to pull the rosary out of your ass and stop posting

>>11516181
when did i say "we didn't actually murder any heretics" or "we sent them to a judge"....

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516146
sorry for saying fate i dont know words that well i just meant like what happens to them not fate like its pre determned what would happen to someone sorry

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11516185
your "theology" created the genocide of the waldensians et.al, laid the foundation of the protestant reformation and created the eternal resistance to romish tyranny spoken of by jefferson. anyone still listening to you is still either ignorant, deceived, or worse yet deceiver.

you are a deceiver. stop posting.

>>11516194
what is my theology. i dont remeber saying im any certain denomination and i try my best to follow the Bible the best i can. if you can tell me what wrong im spreading them im happy to hear it. Im just trying to spread Biblical truth not say to people "come follow me" or "join my group"

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

christianity is cringe and this is a cringe thread

>>11516199
catching up EUtánasia
formidable

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11516199
it was an honest mistake im sorry for using the word fate but if i confused anyone im here to clear the air. your not predetermined to go to hell or heaven you have freewill ^ _^
>>11516204
im not here to spread christianity or promote it im here to spread the truth of Jesus Christ ^ _^

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516203
>don't read king james
if you don't know who's game you're spitting stop spitting game. or just kill yourself:)

>>11516209
i didnt say dont read the king james i said i would avoid the king james because king james is literally a documtned freemason and he had to outlaw the geneva Bible (the most common english translation read before king james Bible) and king james outright removes cricual parts of verses completely changing the meaning and removes 33 books when compared to the geneva Bible

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11516212
Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516206
>it was an honest mistake
>i'm here to spread the truth

KILL YOUR MOTHERFUCKED GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT SELF THEN DO IT AGAIN WHEN YOU MEET GOD

>>11516214
it was an honest mistake using a word i didnt mean to and i cleared it up what i meant. what is the issue

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11516213
i know.
say you guys use bots for this kind of threads or you manually research all that and write down all that stuff

>>11516227
sorry i dont know what you mean can you please rephrase what youre trying to say im sorry

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516219
emily dickinson will teach people more truth about the resurrection of the dead than anything you have said or ever can say.

if i knew which house you are in i'd surround it with sharpshooters with kill on sight orders.
then i'd burn the motherfucker down with you in it.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516235
tell me one lie ive said

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11516231
Sure, here's the text translated into English:

"I was wondering if you use an automated bot system for these threads. If I were terminally online and not so lazy about programming, I would probably start building something stupid like this. I mean, with the AIs we have now, it can't be much harder to make than anything barneyfag uses."

>>11516240
i dont!! i reply manually to every thing!! ^ _^

Your fortune: Outlook good

If you are happy with jesus then it is good for you.

>>11516247
Jesus is good for everyone ^ _^

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11516243
Wew, sound like a lot of work.... But i guess you find those posts very important

>>11516250
i love talking about Jesus and the Bible ^ _^

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11516238
>do something because i said do it

kill
your
self

>>11516254
sorry if i seemed rude or mean i didnt mean to you just called me a liar and i was curious what lies ive said (im sorry about saying fate i was being carless with my words, you have freewill and your not predetermined to go to heaven or hell)

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516252
I like shitposting and being a bit obnoxious and annoying lol

>>11516284
my past does not define me and nobodies past defines them. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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>>11516276
no shit post you ever make will ever top OP.
and you should feel good about that.

>>11516289
With that fortune I have no choice but to believe you. If you truly repent for your sins, I believe you can be better.

>>11516289
tell it to the israeli defense force and hold up a picture of hitler when you do.

please die.

>nobodies

*nobody's

and for chrissakes learn to spell shit for brains.

>>11516297
that goes for everyone but even if someone doesnt repent thhat doesnt make them less valuable. Everyone is a human being made in God's likeness and has the same value.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

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>>11516297
the roaches are banding together and circling the wagons. deploy the wormwood.

>>11516303
tell it to the israeli defense force and hold up a picture of hitler when you do.

please die.

>>11516299
if hitler was truly sorry then he could go to heaven and same with everyone else.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516290
ah ok....
https://youtu.be/w7ThosiDZ8A

I don't need Jesus. I don't need gods, religions or faith.<br>I wanna live a life full of love, art, work and friends and then pass away for ever.

>>11516326
everyone is a sinner in desperate need of God's forgiveness and all the good things in our life are because of God. Our life is because of God. God created everything. The wages of sin is death and if you dont ask God for forgivness ever in your lifetime and develop a relationship with God you will spend eternity seperated from God. Seperation from God is not a happy place.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11516326
its fine anon, down the line i find out that loving yourself and the others works pretty good, thats pretty much what jesus was about anyway. i hope you realize it earlier than me and dont waste your time

>>11516331
>everyone is a sinner in desperate need of God's forgiveness
False .
>and all the good things in our life are because of God
Prove that shit, please?
>Our life is because of God
No it isn't, we're animals.
>God created everything
Including child cancer?
>The wages of sin is death
Why?
>and if you dont ask God for forgivness ever in your lifetime and develop a relationship with God you will spend eternity seperated from God
Why?
>Seperation from God is not a happy place
Says who?

>>11516309
>heaven

this word is very misleading. the subject is the resurrection of the dead. but you can't teach it.
so you deceive. you presume and foist your presumptions on any ear willing to listen.
and because of this they never learn the truth.
people get hurt because of that and it's
the hallmark of tyranny.

"Could mortal lip divine
The undeveloped Freight
Of a delivered syllable
'Twould crumble with the weight."

–Emily Dickinson

>>11516341
that isnt "what Jesus was about anyway" Jesus said love others yes, Jesus made it clear your valuable and no more valuable than anyone else but also made it clear to deny ourselves, take up our cross, and follow him (Matthew 16:24). Jesus emphasizes repentance, faith, forgiveness, obedience to God's commands, and salvation through Him (Mark 1:15, John 3:16). His ultimate purpose is to reconcile humanity to God through His sacrificial death and resurrection (2 Corinthians 5:19)

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11516370
spit rome's game reap rome's reward.
the blood of tyrants and it's babbling children needs to spill again. the tree of liberty grows thirsty.

>>11516350
yes everyone is a sinner in desprate need of God's forgiveness and i will never ever believe you if you tell me you havent sinned. i would never believe anyone except Jesus. only Jesus lived a sinless life. Everything God creates and does is good, (James 1:17) he created everything ^_^. if were just animals then nothing has a purpose and meaning because there is no God who gave us a purpose and meaning and who loves us. God does not give kids cancer, This world is cursed and messed up. in Genesis chapter 3 we read about how adam and eve rebelled from God and thats why the world is messed up. if you dont develop a relationship with God and ask God for forgiveness you will spend eternity seperated from him because he wont force you to spend eternity with him in heaven. God respects your freewill. seperation from God is not a happy place says Jesus Christ, the most trustworthy in all of history. here are some verses about hell, Matthew 18:9, Revelation 14:10-11, 2 Thessalonians 1:9, Mark 9:43-48, and Matthew 25:46

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

too many christians have lost sight of Jesus
the gospels are the only part of the bible that really matters, they are the books that contain the actual teachings of Jesus
but instead of following the gospels these christians search through ancient jewish fairy tales from the old testament
or the writings of men who lived centuries after Jesus
and they hold these words up to be greater than the actual teachings of Jesus Christ
and they use them to justify hatred, jealousy, cruelty
and see the works and words of Jesus as weakness

>>11516416
using hypocrites as your primary source of Christianity is wrong, and their actions dont reflect Jesus Christ

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516426
This you?
>>11516206
>im not here to spread christianity or promote it im here to spread the truth of Jesus Christ ^ _^

>>11516429
how am i spreading or promoting Christianity when i say what i said

>>11516431
which would be fine if you were spreading that truth. but you're not.

>>11516463
still waiting for you to tell me one lie i said

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516415
sorry rereading and i completely forgot to answer why the wages of sin is death. the wages of sin is death because sin seperates you from God. everything good like life comes from God.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Follower of Christ

Only trough Christ we shall recieve eternal life in heaven!

Anonymous

>>11516526
TRUTH!!!

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11516526
now tell them how it is that christ is to be formed within them oh wait you can't!

>>11516526
tell them exactly how men loved the darkness more than the light. this you can do. but you won't.

tell them about the widow's house.

>>11516550
embody the teachings and character of Christ in their lives

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11516526
explain to them why habeas corpus is obsolete.
they'll listen. they've gone braindead.

>>11516556
men love the darkness more than the light because their deeds are evil. if they go into the light their deeds with be exposed thats why they love the darkness. everything about widows in the Bible talk about loving widows and a widow giving her last 2 coins as a donation.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516557
then where do the kernels of wheat come from?
without those you have no resurrection.
please explain.

>>11516572
then why do you not defend the widow's house which is being consumed in this time?
or does such no longer exist?

>>11516576
if your talking about seed the seed is God's word and teachings sorry i dont understand what else your trying to say about the resserectuon please be less vague im not trying to be rude or mean this is just really vague

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11516579
how am i not

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11516582
the seed is your progeny and you're lying again.
you feign ignorance. are you by any chance an angel of light?

>>11516591
seed is used in the Bible to talk about progeny yes but its also used to describe God's' teachings in Matthew 13:3. i promise im not feigning ignorance your being really vague. im not an angel of light..Jesus is the light,,

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Christ is a zombie sandnigger, doremiposters pedophile niggers, this is why they doremiposters ship him so hard.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516609
this particular doremiposter is underage btw

>>11516609
Christ resserected fully from the dead and was not a zombie or ghost. He proved this by eating with the disciples and letting them touch his hands

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516597
>i promise

if i thought you were capable of making and keeping a promise or telling the truth about anything, i'd put this gun to my head and terminate myself for having called into question the integrity of such a noble truth teller.
as it is i cannot do that.
as it is i'm going to put it to your head and terminate you for disseminating unsound doctrine and poisoning the minds of the gullible the uninformed and the ignorant.

that's the beauty of the magic words god and jesus.
you can make them say anything and the blind never know the difference.

i haven't denied jesus nor the resurrection of the dead but i know who and what you are.
and you need to end.
sleep tight buddy.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11516118
— because he's a midrashic myth.

>>11516638
you have no idea who i am + im still waiting for you to tell me how ive lied or twisted God's word/teaching in anyway. Jesus loves you.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11516640
Jesus is not a myth the historical evidence of him existing and being who he claims to be is overwhelmign and so much its embarassing ^ _^

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

https://odysee.com/@KnowMoreNews:1/<wbr>Jesus-Deception-Debate:a?lid=e4291d<wbr>6b53660ce4a04c65a968fe51a33339c060

watch this playlist & be frickin' BLOWN AWAY, yawl!
p.s. the same inbred rodents that invented 'eternal hell' are currently destroying your way of life. 'magine that

.......................but none of this will stop me from thoroughly enjoying the next kerrigan skelly street preacher upload on youtube, of course! :)

>>11516646
unfortunately you're wrong, man :/
but. it's a noble cause i suppose.
i have respect for christians but they've fallen for the most epic jewish lie of all time

>>11516648
hell is real.
>>11516652
tell me how im wromg. lay it on me

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516652
jesus did exist. he spilled the beans. the resurrection of the dead was taking place before he arrived among the jews. that is written.
that was said. and that is exactly what it means.
and it's going on to this very day.

>>11516654
watch the flippin playlist bro. ugh
there may be a punishment place for sin but it is by no means eternal
talmudic lie designed to fool the goyim into serving the jewish god, simple as.

>>11516657
da flip???.........................no ones being resurrected, dude...... -_-

>>11516661
hell is real and eternal just like Jesus and the Bible say it is. that playlist is literally all just lies and can be debunked over and over

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

jews inwardly sneer when they watch the goyim quake in fear of this eternal hell, heh...

>>11516667
you have not viewed the playlist.
but fair enough, your autism gives you the perfect "childlike faith" needed to believe the Greatest Jewish Lie of All Time.

>>11516670
why do you keep saying jews like they made up Jesus when the majority literally denied him over and over in the Bible and the majority still do today, and like the historical evidence doesnt prove he exists.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516673
it isnt my autism that God gifted me with its just the historical trust worthyness of the Bible and Christ that leads me to believe in him.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516661
>no ones being resurrected dude.....-_-

this guy was resurrected. and they did it in such a way that he has no recollection of it and doesn't even know he's already playing second life.

tea fren

>>11516678
L.M.F.A.O.!!!!!!!!

my sides have just achieved thermonuclear detonation!!!!!!!!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous

>>11516676
if he existed he was just a good template for the Greatest Jewish Lie of his divinity
im referring to the jews involved in midrash and talmudic interpretation that compiled the new testament decades later in a way to falsely "fulfill" torah prophecy like isaiah 53:5-8
not the random schlubs that denied jesus while he was alive

juuust watch the playlist & snap out o it, mate!

im just glad eternal hell isnt real, bros...<br>cause that shit was BUGGIN me for a while, bros!

>>11516683
it wasnt random schlubs it was high preists and pharisees constantly denying him and trying to prove him as not the messiah. The new testament was written by eye witnesses of Christ and was compiled by the early church..

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11516685
eternal hell is real Jesus insisted its eternal and the Bible insists its eternal

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

u dont want to watch the playlist cause ur scared u will question ur faith >:)
such is the power of the Jewish Lie.
the greatest trick the jews played was convincing the world that jesus existed.
heh.
fair enuf tho. whateva.
im not even really sold either way, but the case for a 'midrashic myth' is pretty compelling

>>11516691
half the bible insists it's eternal
the half given to the goyim
the half modern jews dont believe
ch'eh..................real convenient....

>>11516694
no i tried watching your playlist and 30 seconds in on the first bideo it said Jesus is a myth and thats when i knew to clique off because the historical evidence for Jesus being real is extremely overhwelming and undeniable. the case for Jesus being a midrashic myth is a complete lie esepcially when you look at the historical evidence of Christ.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

>>11516696
the only verse in the old testament talking about hell is Isaiah 66:24 “And they shall go forth, and look upon the carcases of the men that have transgressed against me: for their worm shall not die, neither shall their fire be quenched; and they will be an abhorrence to all flesh.”

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>11516701
lllllll o o o o o llllll !
ch'welp
that's what the playlist intends to prove
if you're gonna turn it off when he states his thesis then remain ignorant! idc!

are u sinning every day btw?
hm?
you have to live a life of VICTORY over sin
if you're sinning every day you're not "walking in the light as he's in the light" (1 john 1:5-7)
gotta delete all that PORN if ur really about jesus, young man...
stop touching ur ding-a-ling like that if you're really ABOUT jesus, young man...

>>11516705
almost like its NOT FLIPPIN REAAAAAAALLL MAYBEEEEEEEEE?????
but there's more depending on which words you want to interpret as "hell" ...

>>11516707
the idea of "stop sinning completely to be saved" is unbiblical because everyone is sinful and no one can live a sinless life except Jesus but that isnt a liscence to sin thats not what im saying im saying if you dont feel bad and repent after sinning and try to stop thats when its a problem.

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11516709
that verse seems to describe whats known as hell in the new testament pretty well

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516712
if you're "planning to sin again" when you "feel bad", then you're not a christian
you make provisions to sin when you could easily remove them from your life
"repent" is "metanoia" in the greek, meaning to TURN the other way, to have a CHANGE in your MINDSET
not "FEEL BAD"
TURN from sin and MAKE NO PROVISION
you cant just call your post-nut clarity "repentance" & go on about your day
if you truly believe in an eternal hell i wouldn't STRADDLE THE LINE of obedience to christ the way you do...

>>11516720
when did i say planning to sin again.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516717
ch'... chyeaa naa its...
when that verse is referenced in the new testament it's a "word-picture" of the gay fake eternal hell
in the old testament it's a literal reference to the uhh
valley of hinnom
so
boom

>>11516731
what verse says that

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11516723
"feel bad and try to stop" is a wishy-washy summary of repentance, idk
you would have deleted your smut if you were truly "trying to stop"
but you didnt
it's still there
all those browser bookmarks
they're still there
so what's the deal ??????

>>11516740
i dont have any bookmarks or p*rm that is an extrmely judgemental assumption

Your fortune: Bad Luck

mark 9:43-48 using gehenna/valley of hinnom as a "word picture" for the gay fake eternal hell, the translation for the hebrew word found in isaiah 66:24, which is referring to a literal physical place

>>11516744
lo0o0o0ool.... ch'well.
its not to say you will never sin again once you truly "walk in the light"
but if your interpretation is "sin-repent-repeat" day in & day out, "as long as ur sorry," that's not following jesus the way he describes

The valley of Hinnom was a place near Jerusalem where fires burned continually to dispose of refuse. The imagery of undying worms and unquenchable fire symbolizes the eternal consequences of rebellion against God. mark 9:43-48 just talks about avoiding sin. gehenna is a metaphor for the consequences of sin, rather than a literal depiction of hell

Your fortune: Godly Luck

1 john 2:4-6 doesn't comport with your lukewarm sin-repent-repeat cycleeeee, young maaaaan

>>11516754
i didnt say sin was okay i said we are sinful by nature and will always slip up, we can never live a sinless life. as long as we struggle with sin and not submit to it living in sin with no regrets there is no problem.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11516758
right. its questionable in that old testament verse if it's referring to an eternal conscious punishment.
ch'whatever tho. i wish u were right but unfortunately i think u have a lukewarm interpretation of christianity that allows you to barely change anything about the way you live with the added practice of "apologizing to jesus". im just not buyin it. its not SCRIPTURAL ~bible-thump

>>11516770
very judgemental and assumptive to say that about my lifestyle when you dont know me at all but ok.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

your doremi porn folder makes provision for the fleeeesh, young maaaan... (romans 13:14)

>>11516759
your mis intrepreting the meaning of that verse and i know because even after being saved no one can live a sinless life

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516787
i dond hav doremi p*rn foldre wtfeeeeeee

Your fortune: Bad Luck

mods are so mean for not letting any replies bump anymore

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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loool sry. ur rite. im just challenging this weaselly language you use to make an unclear distinction between "struggling" with sin and "living in" sin. not about being COMPLETELY SINLESS but the DAILY or NEAR-DAILY SIN-REPENT-REPEAT cycle is a dangerous game to play with your soul if you believe the gospel...

>>11516803
ive been saging outta habit... no disrespect daaawg

>>11516806
ok well im hapy we can agree finally ^ _^

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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I have to go to bed now frens sorry if I don't reply I'm reLlly tired ^_ ^

>>11515686
Whether or not you are tea fren you're based. Christfaggotry is so dumb

>>11517425
how is Christ dumb

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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>>11517453
you are genuine brain damage. zero reading comprehension. he didn't say christ was dumb.

>>11517611
b..b..but.. he said Christ an then a bad word after it. i dotn wanna repeat the bad word so i asked him what i thought he was saying without the bad word. even if he wasnt talking about Christ he might be talking about Christianity (based off of the teachings of Christ) so i asked whats dumb about Christ.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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tea fren

>>11517611
you're wasting your time energy and precious bandwidth even replying to that chat bot.
it has clearly already been mindbroken and you'd do better to just bang your head against a wall.

Anonymous

>>11517622
John 15:18 “If the world hates you, know that it has hated me before it hated you."

Your fortune: Outlook good

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Sorry guys I have to go to bed again sorry if I don't reply frens

>>11518003
i just woke up thankyou for leaving the nice message while i was away ~ <3

Your fortune: Good Luck

if anyone wants to talk about Christ im happy to talk to you and answer your questions im sorry if i seem mean or rude ad any time or seem like im just trying to hugbockse im here to remove the barriers individuals put between themselves and Christ

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Pee-Taa wtf!!! Feed me


Catfish

Omg this khornate berserker is so hot hnnnfgg

https://youtu.be/XFe8HN3WdqQ?si=k6d<wbr>HOgObK-SRZKFk

Anonymous

>>11515689 (lol)
I dont like chaos, they all look like anal prolapses
https://youtu.be/Mv4sOuRWIT0?featur<wbr>e=shared
Bet you like elspeth, she looks like she has a massive cock lol

Catfish

>>11515712
Uhh I'm a nurgleboi but sometimes I fucc wit Khorne

Anonymous

>>11515689
Also music
https://youtu.be/ufwvoFGZHgg?featur<wbr>e=shared

furfagmaster

this ketamine shit is wonky af

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Catfish

>>11515728
The tiefling girl was especially fierce in her defense of you. She burned brighter than the fires of Elysium

And the tann'ari..her pain tolerance would shame the baatorzi

furfagmaster

>>11515759
Brother, are you also partaking in funny substances yourself? I hope both of us can come to peace with ourselves one way or another. We need to fix ourselves.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Catfish

>>11515784
Time is not your enemy. Forever is

-Fall-from-grace

>>11515797
No cage shall separate us nor will any plane divide us.

Anonymous

>>11515728
dude dont do ketamine, the guys in that thread were right about it

furfagmaster

>>11515820
I REALLY REALLY need therapy because living as a mentally lel person is no fun.

Your fortune: Average Luck

Catfish

>>11515825
U don't need therapy u need a crack in the skull!!

Ur not mentally ill ur antisocial!! U fool

furfagmaster

Catfaggot is profoundly intelligent and retarded at the same time. The opposing forces cancel each other out. Null.

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Catfish

>>11515836
Shut up kid you couldn't even handle the horror ive been through
You larp . . And u roleplay.. but hav u met with TRUE horror????.

Doubtful...

Anonymous

>>11515825
its really not.
>>11515836
he's just jaded as a 80 year old or something lol

>>11515870
why is it always a race to who got through the most of shit in their lives? always sound to me like excuses to rot in selfown pity

furfagmaster

>>11515870
>>11515871
my sense of time is all fucked up. peeing felt like an eternity.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Catfish

>>11515901
I piss for like 2 minutes lol

Anonymous

>>11515876
i dont want to listen to your ramblings today

>>11515876
im not saying "just be le happy", you misjudge me too, i just find it lame to win arguments by "you dunno the shit i went trough"

>>11515924
why do you always turn your threads into crying about yourself, we could be posting dumb cool stuff

Catfish

>>11516018
I am fucked up lol
https://youtu.be/YuOnfQd-aTw?si=Csf<wbr>1Kkf94P4fmI2O

..... Ok this hits bad
Bad bad bad dd

https://youtu.be/gLN_UanuUTs?si=WF4<wbr>9BEHcqQ_iWUGD


Anonymous

>every post I make gets no replies
>the gay cuck porn spammers get tons of replies every time
I hope everyone on this board dies a horribly painful death fuck all of you retarded faggots you deserve the shit you choose to stew in

>>11515716
Im sorry i didnt catch your posts anon but here is a you.
Mind you that i dont give yous to every post i literally lol out loud, that would be soo much work lol

>>11515716
this is nice board

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11515716
>I hope everyone on this board dies a horribly painful death fuck all of you retarded faggots you deserve the shit you choose to stew in
whoa! good rude.
>>11515766
plundering dibs from a stoopid n*cer
*sip*


happy morning [s4s]!<br>the sun is coming up

>>11515744
happy morning and good double cute passposter!

>>11515744
Good morning. Sunday morning.

Catfish

I'm dying lol

https://youtu.be/x1XWzbVktTQ?si=kZ4<wbr>hOJKdXULPP4ht


furfagmaster

I’m high.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

I am drifting. Drift drift drift drifting away reality is drifting away.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Anonymous

Cude :3

https://youtu.be/a29taWQsnlQ?featur<wbr>e=shared

*COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*

kun

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

seuss

is she crawling with tiny lice
does she use the secret spice
can she take a bit of advice
does she pilot the lord jesus christ
can she ride a motorbike
is she crawling with tiny mice

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Walk in see this

Anonymous

where meg at?
https://i.4cdn.org/hr/1715373191791<wbr>524.png

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11515895
Meg but I'm not allowed to say why anymore.

Lois

>>11515915
Why?
I want Lois because she is more of a slut.


Catfish

Nuclear warfare is the. Most gruesome shit ever

Anonymous

All I want for Christmas is a Nuclear Apocalypse


Taquito kid

>>11516022
In her ass they will never find me

Anonymous

>>11516085
he tried to hide in the fake tunnel and drowned ;__;


hahah is this like for some kind of upcoming horror movie about angry trees?

isn't weird how you can become paste on the road in a split second

>>11516192
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<wbr>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL<wbr>L!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GUYS DO Y OU GET IT? ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS BECAUSE THE KID DIED LMAO!!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRMMMM IS HE OKAY??? ERRRMMMMMM VAX STATUS????????? XDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOOL LOOK AT ME GUYS IM SO FUCKING COOL BECAUSE I SEE VIDEOS OF A FREAK ACCIDENT AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF LIKE THE LOSER I AM AHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE DIE ON VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDD SO FUNNY!!!!!!!! LO9OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL<wbr>LLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

what even happened here <br>why did the tree seem like it was propelled rather than just falling

>>11516215
Im sorry your son died but it is really really funny


guys pls help

I havent pooped in 4 days and I'm getting really bad sharp pain on the left side of my crotch area, I'm not sure if it's linked though since I haven't eaten much of anything so I'm assuming I dont need to poop. What should I do kind people of 4channel?

Catfish

I don't eat for like 4 days at a time lol

Anonymous

>>11516047
>left side
you might be having a heart attack

what ur going thru is known as poop menarche and its a totally natural process all shitty posters go through

>>11516047
would you happen to be pregnant?

AI Gay Furry Porn just hits different than normal porn

I will pray for your digestive system

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516057
one day you will stop posting

>>11516958
I hope the poop clogs his tummy, and he is in pain until he starts squirming and writhing in his little bed at night; and starts moaning and groaning, wishing he never had such a weird and disrespectful diet to Spaceship Him

>>11516057
Yeah but you drink beer fagit

Catfish

>>11516978
9.5,% I'm friggin wasted rand

Shitbirds rand

Anonymous

>>11516047
Eat some broccoli will clear you out my guy

>>11517152
well, we all know he is feverishly sweating -- whilst writhing, I might add -- atop his futon, over his poor little stinking, sweat drenched tatami mat. In a flurry of humid air and relentless heat, listless moaning, with agonizing twinges of pain coursing through his lower abdomen. . . he's clutching his belly, inwardly whimpering for mommy as the basal formations of his brain search for help, to make it stop. . . but the fecal bolus remains lodged in his intestines, with no way of budging under his lethargic demeanor -- pitiful little tummy!

kyon kyon ran ran chinese sisters hold hands.png


>>11516037
There had better be a cat looking at a bubble at the end of this pipe


>>11516097
hey son give das a big hugs

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger


New to this, doesn't seem interesting so far

NPWT

Where do I find the interesting stuff? and why is the website such a mess?!!!

Anonymous

Dicks are so cute omg ( •ω• ) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!(＾ワ＾)and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑) but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

Mel

>>11516104
Everyone’s mentally Ill here you just gotta dig deeper and I’m sure you’ll find something interesting >ᴗ•


Anonymous

2 lazy to find other half image 4 dis threa

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11516393
the line at the drive thru was long so I almost ended up not getting my chippy. I even turned around, but just as I rotated my car 180 degrees, I remembered back to this thread. . . I resolved that it would be dishonest to post a thread implying I'd be buying a Java Chip Frerapapaoece, and then not doing so. I turned back around, and went inside the building, bypassing the fat American drive thru line and immediately got my delicious small java chippy without issue, ehheheeheh. You're probably wondering why I ordered a small, and that's because I also went to Krispy Kreme right afterwards and got a half dozen doughnuts. I'm gonna eat a maximum of two, however, as more would be far too many calories to eat -- that many doughnuts and a java chippy -- on top of my daily caloric intake muwaahaha


I would let her lick the peanut butter off my penis

take a dream walker

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11516359
thats probably not an e.y.e. divine cybermancy reference but its aesthetically close enough

>>11516109
okay but hyenas aren't actually dogs
>Hyenas are not members of the dog or cat families. Instead, they are so unique that they have a family all their own, Hyaenidae.


>>11516150
Have you tried putting it in the fridge? I put all chocolate things in the fridge. Tastes much better.

>>11516116
previewing is good ,thumbnails also ,saved already
I appreciate it but not into sugary things

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!


E-mail

they make the medicine expensive because they can

Your fortune: Godly Luck

Anonymous

then we need war

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

>>11516152
of course. the purpose of everything is to make a profit. human life is a commodity to be exploited for more profit
is there another way? possibly
but this is the way we have chosen


Daily Bible Verse 5/19/2024

I LOVE THIS THREAD!! ^ _^

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11516128
>>11516139
POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

PPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<wbr>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPIE! POOPIE FUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP

POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP

POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP LELELELELELELELELELELELLE XDXDXD

POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P

OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHD<wbr>XDXD

UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA<wbr>H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA<wbr>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA

>>11516140
just like I know one single thing about anything else than my guts shall ya diggla

Your fortune: Bad Luck


I've stopped mentioning that im drunk when talking to my internet friends. I do not want them worrying about me.

>>11516244
I have zero irl friends but am able to make friends with other weirdos on discord. Most people end up hating me but I find ride or die homies along the way.
Try just joining some server and talking to people. Even if the server sucks and you leave, it doesn't really matter if you make a friend or two in the process.

every server is exactly the same, you get some quiet weebs, some pretentious weebs, the server mascot who spams shitty tenor gifs, and a single well-adjusted, exceedingly wholesome normalfag who seems completely out of place

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>11516441
i tried joining a couple of servers that i saw being spammed here and everything felt really foreign and i felt like all the people there were at least 15 years younger than i am so i quickly left
discord servers in general don't seem very conductive for 1on1 conversations and it seems like it's more like a bunch of people shouting at the same time

if i'm not too horny, too prudish, too nice, too rude, too boring, too creepy, too autistic, too normal, i'm probably talking to a hugboxer
fuck discord
fuck meeting people online

i never, ever, ever get along with the people i share niche interests with, the best i can do is make a spectacle of myself and hope some loser finds me and obsesses over me

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

god i fucking hate the burzum pfp faggot meme nazis more than any other stereotype

>>11516568
the only 4chan server i ever joined that felt the right amount of active and welcoming was a /trash/ coomer server

>>11517519
if only i felt like jacking off with my internet friends

i dont mind
i like being drunk with my internet friends
it gives a sense of familiarity with u guys

>>11516162
I don’t givea fuck about that lol
I usually tell them all I’m drunk and make threads about it frequently.
I’m a very happy drunk

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11517529
it's the only way i can get people to stand me

>>11516162
Dogs lack the ability to create suction necessary to use straws and their tongues are not structured to manipulate straws. (I researched and plagiarized this fact.)

Catfish

>>11517705
Holy fuck that was funny

K brb imma go die lol

Anonymous

>>11517540
Possibly… in another dimension

>>11516441
what kinda standards do you have for the people you engage with if its not just shooting in the dark.

its kinda hard to reach out first just cause i feel kinda disinterested in people.

but it would be nice to have friends in the end. fun interesting people that i feel comfy with.

>>11516162
nobody on the internet can really care. you should just do whatever you really want.

I want to get back in touch with my friends but always convince my self they hate me always self sabotage >^<


>>11516190
Im actually More retarded than that guy

>>11516190
holy shit this is LITERALLY me in IRL life
where did you find this picture?????

I don't hate him<br>but I do hate that ubiquitous coy frown you always see in selfies like this

he looks just like goreby

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


is this board for or against pizza as a pizza topping?

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516195
more like AI slop as a pizza topping

>>11516202
ur mom is ai slop as a pizza topping

>>11516216
at least my mom isn't a truck stop whore

>>11516222
hate filled trips i hope u got it out ur sistem

on top of other topping? just the pizza topping is too much pizza and too little topping

>>11516395
pizza on pizza on pizza on pizza

this is how they pizza in Italy

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>11516721
I don’t like Italian food from Italy
American people make better Italian food

>>11516202
>>11516216
I am 100% FOR using Luddites that bitch about AI generations as pizza toppings until all of them are gone for the record.

>>11516810
>you don't like mediocre art that is generated by ai, that means you're a luddite
I'm quoting you, btw.

>>11516957
It never is though is it? The actual mediocre shit art they like is barely a step up from crayon art in grade school that they say "oh now this has LE SOUL". When an AI lowers itself to that level you luddites get caught every time.

>>11516989
>barely a step up from crayon art in grade school
you are correct, but its funny to shitpost with it and i suck at drawing

>>11516934
yes they do, because us Americans know how to cook Italian foods unlike those moorish subhumans in boot country

>>11517024
yes Joe Biden made everything bad
this use to be 4 for 4

>>11517019
It is I, the real G8rh8r, and I have come to make yet another announcement regarding me and my ethnicity. Not only am I both danish and american, which I am horribly ashamed of, but I also feel the need to put down other cultures after appropriating them to cope with being born into not just one but two butter-on-bread-pseudocultures and, ofcourse, ruining it with my inferiour, no actually, non-existent taste. I never meant to insult any italians or their superiour culture, I was just angry out of jealousy. Once again, I am so so so sorry. If you wish to see an actually good example of italian food in other cultures as opposed to the slop I've been forcing myself to devour, please refer to what the swedes have been doing for many years.

>>11517072
You had that saved for a reason, admit it!

>>11517078
yea cause I make fun of Scandinavians
also it’s near the top of you search “Swedish Italian food”
Scandinavians are really bad at food

>>11517092
I do not care for whatever you cough up, filthy dane, for you will never be one of us. You will never be a real scandinavian!

>>11517104
it is funny u keep saying that cause my great grandparents immigrated here from northern Germany, just not that far north, so u are very close lol

>>11517119
Well, it is good that you have learned your place and admitted to my superiourity.

>>11516466
I'm disappointed nobody made a Sierpizzki joke (or checked those dubs)

>>11517131
not all of us are smarty pants nerds that play zelda all day
>>11517125
What do u mean? Germans actually know how to cook unlike filthy scandinavians

>>11517166
Isn't your existance sour enough as it is? Stop sending me your disgusting self-harm pics, you can just tell me instead.

>>11516195
that's just lasagna

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>11517019
they make better pizza for sure

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again


I want to have sex in the spooning position and grab the leg.

it's not even a good position it's just for the camera

>>11516343
i've tried it
missionary, doggy, and derivatives of those are what actually feel good

>>11516334
What about laying reverse cowgirl

>>11516367
maybe his pingas wasn't big enough to enjoy.

>>11516360
i like the petersplatz and the tokyo tower

>>11516420
you can just do this but flipped so that the girl is under you against the bed and it's way better

>>11516455
you can call it boring but both of you are cumming so who cares

>>11516460
The prone bone is for homosexuals


Yuji Sakai

its all fun and games until you get the high heel


seuss

>>11516221
nibba hard

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Anonymous

This guy from Backstreet Boys is a rapist

more celebrity propaganda for the lumpenproles
another steaming bowl of puke
eat up sheeple

>>11516164
I don't see how this relates to the lumpenproles

>>11516168
Are neets lumpen? if so, then yes.

>>11516165
a female human of <18 years old

>>11516170
that's rude, I would really prefer if he didn't do that.

>>11516154
how can a universal sex symbol be a rapist?
literally EVERYONE wants to have sex with Nick Carter, it would be impossible for him to rape even if he wanted to

>>11516210
if he's uncircumcized and smells of cigarettes then maybe..

JulieSexCatGirl

Maybe you should attempt to Dox him And accidentally dox his mother that would show him loooooooool!!!!!

Anonymous

>>11517565
you forgot to turn off your name before commenting
embarassing~


spring is ending summer is coming

winter got the mood down very much
they call it winter depressions
I thought they would go away
if Spring would come and give life a touch

Now it's may and spring is ending
and I haven't felt a difference
now summer is on the doorstep
will it ever be ending?

if summer has come
will happiness be there
when autumn hits
I will be done

>>11516200
If you're unhappy and miserable there's nothing wrong with you
you've been lied to into believing that we should all be happy
by corporations who want to tell you they can sell you happiness
the truth is that life is suffering, and always has been
enjoy the brief, fleeting moments of happiness, but never expect them to last
to be human is to suffer and struggle
once you accept this it becomes much more bearable


pump for me sweetie

>>11516275
I figure it out why we are here ...normies need a solid base of people who don't do anything so they pass that test out

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

enjoy your gooner years while you can
as you get older the urge to goon becomes less and less
I used to masturbate 2-3 times a day
now I masturbate maybe once or twice a week

>>11516275
*strokes a small bunny rabbit gently on the head*
*stroke stroke*
good bunny :>

>>11516275
can I show you what my tongue can do?

I’m thinking bout going on a 6 hour amphetamine fueled gap fest <br>Someone talk me out of it

Catfish

>>11517061
Nah

That shit is too fun

Just don't rub your precum on it face cuz that's cringe

Anonymous

this would be better with an actually hot animation

Catfish

>>11517076
Gooners are retarded they just look at flesh like auuuuooo

Anonymous

>>11517071
I want to do it so bad but the comedowns are brutal (bc I always take 60+ mg)

Catfish

>>11517101
Psh I do like 200 mg then cum my brains out and sleep like a baby

seuss

>>11516275
I have to fap AGAIN!?

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous

>>11517987
I have no engaged in sxe in 3 months


imagine having to work tomorrow EL OH EL

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>11516433
>>11516300
lmao checking dubs at page ten in a thread about it being sunday when it's no longer sunday Lol
Lol


dpes anybody know good free alternatives to chatgpt
preferably one which does not see trigger phrases and start advocating for something
pre written
you know what i mean

the alternative is to not be a mentally challenged retard

yeah start fucking an older man and hell want to give you gifts but if he tries to give you money tell him what you really want is a couple paragraphs of text and hell write it for you

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516253
why insects pretend to be copsland...gonna wake them from their dream normies

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11516263
i lold but what i want to do is ask it questions and seeif it still makes los funny images
>>11516256
rly makse you thikn

>>11516277
really interesting dubs i like it

>>11516253
venice.ai

Your fortune: Average Luck

>>11516253
I used ollama with dolphin-mixtral which works most of the time, but it also has a weird problem where it loops basically the same output after 20 or so back and forths. And you also need to try multiple times with different wordings or it might give you the whole can't do anything involving hate/harm blah blah. I also used wizard-vicuna-uncensored, but it's smaller and gives worse output. That's my experience with trying to get them to generate erotic stories and rp.


>>11516258
men aren't allowed to display emotions lole!!


>>11516322
scary meme
https://youtu.be/FTsmDmOz1cE

Yuji Sakai

>>11516383
It is not scary once you realize the ego (good vs evil duality) is not real.

"This is therefore to feel life, not as an encounter between subject and object, but as a polarized field where the confrontation of opposites has become the play of opposites."

Anonymous

avant-garde minimalist version for the thingking man


What movie should I watch with mom and dad this evening esfores?

>>11516266
this is nice board

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516266
Dubs! My dad liked the new dune a lot. Or if you want something soft go for an adam sandler movie. Maybe pixel, and when they mention 4chan you go out loud "LOLE"

the shining if havent already<br>its scary and gross and full of symbolism that pseudointellectualels and schizos will love itse pretty cool

>>11516270
Thanks for recommendation, we really enjoyed it
Too many sxe scenes tho

>>11516520
that descrption sounds like something i would hate >_<

Catfish

>>11516520
The shining is pretty sterile Kubrick really wasn't into symbology unless u wanna get into Danny's Apollo 11 shirt and the maze like flooring

Anonymous

>>11517082
that movie would be a bit awkward to watch with your parents because it contains scenes of unsimulated hardcore sex (fun fact: while it shows actual penetration, those shots aren't of the actors. Instead they hired porn stars for shots featuring sexual penetration)

>>11516266
Simple anone Drive (2011) because you're literally in the movie

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516794
Niggers if that wasn't apparent we already watched a movie
I don't need more recs

>>11517156
Die Hard with a Vengence

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11516933
what about the references to greek mythology?
and samson from the bible and a bunch of other stuff
i dont think the shining is primarily about the moon landing its something more abstract

Mannequin! its free on bilibili<br>https://youtu.be/gDoRcg42lQI


As long as God is on my side I will never be alone.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11516424
yeah but they're gonna force you to get vaxxed anyway. so like what do you want god to do about that?
other than keeping you company that is.

>>11516666
tea fren is literally saytan

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck


Hey
Wait
I got a new complaint

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Yuji Sakai

>>11516407
lol she tries to act like a cat

Anonymous

Oh heyyy anon,
don't worry about their complaints, ok?
if you only care what others think about you, ... where do you appear in all of this ... if you only think about yourself what others think about you ... you'll be never really thinking.

stop listening to evil american music or i'll make you a virgin again

Your fortune: Good Luck


Everybody is made in the image and likeness of God

wish

>>11516498
this is what salvia looks like

Anonymous

>>11516498
TRUTH!~!~~~!!!

Your fortune: Excellent Luck


Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>11516699
dubs checked

Your fortune: Better not tell you now


Breaking news

Chiitan the mischievous 0-year old baby otter was spotted fraternizing with Ohta Inyan, the cat representing Ohta Issan gastrointestinal medicine at the dry noodles festival in Komazawa Park today. More updates to follow:

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11516528
Tell us more.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

>>11516528
this is the kinda news i need

Your fortune: Outlook good

In a shocking turn of events Nebaru-Kun, the 710 year old natto fairy representing Ibaraki Natto, appeared before the audience of dry noodle enthusiasts and stretched out his body


I don't like making more than one thread a day because otherwise it feels like I'm killing my other threads

>>11516447
considerate binkyposter

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

>>11516447
ok but wanna suck on each others paci's

>>11516881
can we share paci's and stuffies pls ^_^

>>11517904
I can suck your leg and make it better uwu

>>11517910
it would be REALLY cool if you could unhinge your jaw like a snake and then wrap that mouth pussy around my leg and SUCKY SUCKY SUCKY
I love tight seals around mu appendages

>>11517913
sounds kinda faggy, wanna trade paci's instead


Gaslighting yourself into thinking you "love" or "care" about someone is pitiable.

>>11516503
Honestly, i haven't felt that i love, have any affection for anyone since like highschool. Never had a crush on anyone after that. What the fuck is wrong with me?

Nakadachi

I never felt love for you, I just liked the validation I got from you for pretending that.

Anonymous

You ever like, post a reply but then get the captcha wrong and don't realize it and then completely forget about the thread for a bit and after a while you refresh the page and the reply it's all gone, but anyway it was "some stupid shit that no one cares about", so who cares

Sone people just refuse to admit that heartaches by the number and loss are a real thing /shrug

I'm sure that when I die God will tell me I should have talked to people more. Should have gone outside and done my chores...

Nothing that actually exists is bigger than any of those things.

Gaslighting yourself into thinking working a job you hate for 80% of your life to retire and do what you want at an age where you're physically incapable of enjoying said things to the fullest extent

Catfish

>>11516899
Also you make far less money while retired so you can't afford things like ya used to lmaooo *clown emoji*

Anonymous

>>11516889
No.
>>11516899
You've just described like 90% of the population. Sad, isn't it?
"b-b-but my career!! It gives me a purpose!! Besides I love my coworkers, they're so nice to be around, we're just like a big family!! "

>>11516916
I don't think they're faking it, they literally just gaslit themselves into thinking that it's a good and normal thing.

>>11516939
just like how you have gaslit yourself into thinking abuse is normal display of affection?

[some stupid shit that no one cares about] I can't find Rachel No.1 [more stupid shit that no one cares about]

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>11516946
who doesn't love an abusive tranny (bratty princess)

12 terabytes of tranime screenshots award
>>11516946
mad wagie detected

Perso

>>11516503
gaslight yourself your king or queen

Anonymous

>>11516962
What im mad about has nothing to do with what you said at all.

>>11516503
ive been on a relationship the past 2 years and from time to time i feel like im faking my feelings towards her. its weird cause i have a strong loveless conduct towards her (since the beginning of the relationship) and she stills into me. i feel like the worst person alive when i have this thoughts on this, but i also cant deny the existence of this feelings..

>>11516939
Nah. Thinking everyone is honest is how you get burned.

and for the record my anime screencap folder is only 10 gigabytes

>>11516977
I think most people don't actually love each other, especially after the honeymoon period ends and they stay together just to save face or for convenience's sake
>>11516987
Go bother someone else, FREAK.

>>11516993
i've checked my discord friend list and i can only see your username there

Catfish

>>11516993
That's true my sister used to hold hands with her bf and kiss him daily now they have zero physical contact

Love is fickle as shit like some people's love burns like the fire of Elysium yet others snuff out and turn to ash

Anonymous

>>11516999
You should honestly link up with this other bothersome loser >>11516970

>>11517002
who is he anyway?
just how many simps do you even have....

>>11516993
i pretty much think the same as you OP, the people who stays after the "honeymoon period" are ppl willing to build a whole future or life even with that partner. i often think how hard that would be in my situation to the point i dont want to keep the relationship that far. so i might break w her

it's funny how i keep getting verification not required on literally all my posts

>>11517002
who's gonna link up with you?

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>11517021
no one cause I dont need no one in my life.

>>11517002
if you want me gone its really simple, stop ghosting me and give me some answers, that is all, do that and ill leave you alone forever.

>>11517028
who are you
did you talk to him over discord too

there's like at least three people simping for you itt you only ever told me about georgia nigger who are these people even

>>11517032
Doesnt matter who i am, i am not a regular here so none of you know me, i came here for answers and found them, now i need more answers.
and yes, on Discord.

>>11517052
i'm not a regular either, for how long did you talk to him and what's the time frame you did so?

The funniest thing is that I have no idea who any of you are. Thank you for the attention though, we should do it more often

>>11517060
answer to both of those questions would be the last 2 years.

>>11517068
wtf he talked to you the same time he did to me
how often did you talk?

>>11517075
pretty much daily, with a few exceptions.
and not counting when he had melties and deleted discord accounts on a whim to come back on a new account a few months later.

>>11517079
wow
during the same time frame he'd keep telling me how i am the only person he basically talks to
how many messages you have from him?

>>11517083
15.5k just from the most recent account.

>>11517091
and what's the time frame on that?

>>11517095
30th of april last year, to the 18th of april this year.
last message came in at 3 at night, "ah, im sorry, im really really sorry".
and thats when the ghosting began.

>>11517102
he said he's sorry, what more do you want to hear? needy weirdo

>>11517102
Maybe you got the wrong person, have you ever thought of that?

>>11517109
sure theres a chance theres a copycat, but i know for a fact that the fucker is here, as he made a thread about ghosting me a few weeks ago, which is how i found him, combined with knowing what his trip used to be and that he was doxed here in the past.
and the behaviour is shockingly alike.

>>11517116
a lot of s4sissies are so alike that when you take their name off it becomes impossible to differentiate between them, trust me, I know.

>>11517102
i have you beat by a factor of two for that time period and we stopped talking in january...
this still stings...
>>11517116
just to make sure we're talking about the same person, tell me the starting letter of his discord handle and what is the dominating color of his current avatar

>>11517122
starts with T, Teal with white and red.

>>11517120
i wouldnt know, no familiar with that place.

all i know for certain, the one im looking for is still on this board, and made a thread about me 2 weeks ago.

>>11517126
yeah that's him
sigh
what was your relationship like?

I will ingratiate myself enough to watch one (1) episode of anime with you per weekend.... please.... just let me treat you like shit

he just sent me a friend request and i was expecting that he'll at least tell me to kill myself immediately for embarrassing him in public like this and immediately blocking me again but he just rescinded the invitation before i could accept

>>11517132
we played wow classic together and met on one of the fresh EU realms that were opened for wrath and stuck together since, lvled alts together on classic era, sod etc, tried to play baldurs gate 3 together.

we were getting really close the first year, then he disappeared, it took me time to recover from that honestly and after that it was mostly very loving and supporting of each other, as he was having a hard time and i was adjusting to a new daily routine, there were plans for meeting up but i demanded that he would have to put in some effort and show me he is motivated to move on in his life, which didnt happen.

and now i am here.

Catfish

>>11517146
Psh. don't be fooled by friendship. You simply offered him reprieve from his loneliness

Anonymous

>>11517155
well there was far more than that, it was intimate aswell,he told me he loved me, i told him i love him.
and he was the first one to say it aswell.

funny enough its thanks to you that i managed to find him, you have an excellent radar for this guy, so thanks for that.

Catfish

>>11517161
He told you he loved you? Lies off an adders tongue. Honeyed words to convince you to stay with him.

Anonymous

>>11517146
>>11517161
he asked me to play wow with him too maybe i should've accepted
and we did actually play bg3 lole (for one day)
i mean it's not like i haven't always suspected it but it's still kinda depressing having first hand confirmation how he basically does literally the same thing for other people at the same time and i was in no way whatsoever special to him

he told me he loved me too and that he's going to move in with me at the same fucking time frame he did to you too, i'm sorry to say that but he never meant it

>>11517164
Sadly that seems to be the case.
Hurts even more as this was the first time in 6 years i let myself trust someone again.
A fat mistake clearly.
But again Cat, thank you, without you i would have never known what happened to him, i genuinly thought he was dead until i saw you calling him out in his thread about ghosting me for refusing to abuse him physically or psychologically.
Genuinely cant thank you enough.

Catfish

>>11517170
Yea you fell in love with him

Shame he felt nothing for you
https://youtu.be/vLFCbAXA1I4?si=QKS<wbr>n-fVuo-Dp8Vba

Anonymous

>>11517170
Now the real question is how do i know youre not him trying to upset me?
No offense, i feel for you brother, but he hasnt made me trust people any more after all of this.
And at this point im not surprised if that BPDemon would go even further to hurt me.

>>11517186
>And at this point im not surprised if that BPDemon would go even further to hurt me.
he's not really bpd...
and besides, that would imply he still cares, he doesn't.. which kinda makes it even worse in a way...

the simple reason why he ghosted you is that he just got bored of you and moved on, he admitted to me that he did that to countless other people, it's kinda funny how you never think you're going to end up being that person

>Now the real question is how do i know youre not him trying to upset me?
i mean i guess i can post screencaps of the last two messages he sent me if this will help you to move on?

I would rather have been ghosted than replaced with the world's most retarded tranny

Catfish

>>11517207
Ghosting is weakness.. inability to confront your demons

Weakling shit. I'll be rid of you as I'm too weak to cut it off myself.

Weak.

Anonymous

dumped for an uppity coal black porch monkey and forced to hear it be called "princess"

>>11517207
yea he never really told me about abandoning people, all he told me is that he was had a bad past from this place, toxic exes, and such.

yea go ahead and post em, not sure it will help me move on, but at least it justifies my anger more.

ideally id still like to talk to him one last time and get answers to some questions so i can get real closure.

what if you had been abandoned overnight after a pacifier-sucking discord tranny who thinks being jealous and hyperpossessive is a cute personality quirk fell in love with him?

would you rather be ghosted, or have him stolen away by a black man in girly pink pj's?

Catfish

>>11517226
Being jealous and hyperoossesive is a girls nature lol

Anonymous

>>11517222
what if giving closure makes him feel bad? like for a whole evening? don't be so selfish about what you ask

>>11517222
i'd advise against that, there is really no closure to be had, you were just convenient at a specific time point in time and now you're not, it's that simple

he just goes through people with as much as as emotional attachment as one goes through socks, the only thing he ever truly cared about was his pet

anyway the screencap, it'd be pretty hilarious if it ends up being a different person

>>11517235
ah yes silly me, imagine being that inconsiderate.

>>11517242
well that sure is him, still more recent than the message i got, so he hasnt abandoned the account, he is just flat out ignoring me, didnt even block.

>>11517233
girls don't keep you under tight surveillance 24/7 unless they're batshit insane, at worst they'll ask to look through your dm's once in a while

you have to be a real fucking sadsack loser to let an overbearing "yandere irl" tranny take over every minute of your life, dictate your every move and every thought, and actually enjoy it, OMG, she is just like Misaki, and I'm her Satou!!!!!!!

There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus touching their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I literally cannot understand why someone would pick drugs or any other distraction/addiction/fetish over farts. It's literally the best way to show your love to someone.
If I could fart with someone right now, I could die on the spot.

*shy stomach gurgles*

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

just handing your life over to the first needy tranny who makes you watch gookshit with her

handing your life over because a discord tranny said "i luv u"

it's her and her alone 24/7 or it's nothing

>>11517245
well yeah he fucking loves ghosting people
anyway i hope you get over it and get better, i'm going to bed now, what a weird experience, but as i've said it's not like the logical part of my mind didn't already extrapolate that he's like that with everyone, i just wanted to believe in something nice i guess

oh my god.... she even listens to breakcore.... i think i've found my unicorn

Funny how the MOMENT people notice you have awareness they think you are being sarcastic or ironic or something. What even is irony to you fucks? Irony is getting wet despite it not raining like the forecast originally said. That's irony you wound up getting wet anyways. It's not hurr durr I am pretending to like apple crisps or something.

gypsy's conniving ways are exposed, more at 11

>>11517278
even if it never leaves discord?

>>11517274
Sadly i was never made aware until now.
You too, i hope you can get some rest and move on too, and hopefully we dont have to run into eachother here again.
i get it, if you cant believe in love, what can you really believe in, right?

As for you, Vlad,since everyone knows you as that here anyway, if you have the decency left in you of giving me closure, you can come to me now, im done here.

>>11517164
Again, big thank you to you Catfish for making it possible for me to find this fucking gypsie and why he ghosted me in the first place.

>>11517308
he literally only exists to hurt people and be emo and annoying, dont expect decency

>>11517310
yea, i never knew that side of him, never been to this board until i started looking for him, never posted here either until all of this, just been lurking for over a decade on some of the other boards.

Catfish

>>11517317
Vlad is a professional victim. He cannot function without being a weeping willow

In my stupidity I attempted to "fix" him but no one needs my fixing. On top of that if he were "fixed" he couldn't play the victim anymore lol..

Anonymous

>>11517321
i was never arrogant enough to think i could fix him, but i was so lost in my feelings for him that i at least wanted to support and try to help him help himself.

you guys are talking about me aren't you?<br>wow

Catfish

>>11517325
I made that same mistake lol he puts on a good larp even I was convinced I wanted to help that brat

Hmm.. narcissistic or am I actually a good person?nope it's narcissism lolll

Anonymous

>>11517317
he's also a chronic cheater, so even if you lived with him irl he's definitely ruin it anyways
he also has a blacked fetish and ERP's with random people online constantly
really gross

Okay so clearly you have issues with me I get it. But seriously I am doing my best and didn't mean to make you guys so upset. I wasn't trying to hurt you just trying to let out my frustration. Ugh.

Wow Jenny looks JUST like my crush the resemblance is uncanny. I mean it's almost like she is a twin or something haha. I might have to make a note of this somewhere... fucking wild

>>11517341
I can't believe you would say that haha

Alright alright already settle down I will take my medicine then I can return to sleep

PEER PRESSURE (OP4)

WHAT ELSE WILL THE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS ORCHESTRATING THIS SHIT USE AS LEVERAGE AGAINST U/?/? I DONT FUCKING CARE GET FUCKED AND DIE ALREADY SLUT LIKE THAT ISNT ANYONES FUCKING ENDGAME

Anonymous

Climate change is fucking bullshit and not real but also fuck Republicans I fucking hate Republicans and fascists!

>>11516533
unchecked doubles on the last page!

>>11517322
unchecked doubles on the last page!

Iw ant to be the nex tloser treated like shit by VLAD!!!!! please vlad please pick me pickmepickmepickme I want to be "loved" by you i want to be your toy and
add me on dicsod im "richeut" thats it nothing else just type that in and youll have me for a month or 8 or 40? when youabadond me i wont get mad i dont care at all because ive been the vlad countless times before, so please pickme pickme just for once or twice like 2 weeks? just 2 weeks? 1? i t would be so cool if we got to talk

Your fortune: Godly Luck

VLAD PLEASE PLEAE VLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why the FUCK did you pick these clingy losers to talk too??????? and not me????? i'm too smart to obsesses over you when ou lave meis hat what turns you off??? you want a boy to hurt??????? wtf whatever i tell you just add me "richeut" im "richeut" its that simple not julie not julia just "richeut" "richeut" its a simple name "richeut" "richeut" "richeut"

Your fortune: Good Luck