Channing Tatum is barely in Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Posted by Sarah at September 22, 2017 18:11:08 September 22, 2017 18:11:08
This is relevant information you need going into Kingsman: The Golden Circle. The sequel to the surprise 2015 hit Kingsman: The Secret Service, Golden Circle is heavily advertising Channing Tatum as a new cast addition, but beware—it's a glorified cameo and he's only there to service one joke. It's a decent joke, but the advertising is definitely tricky. (Jeff Bridges is, similarly, barely in the movie.) More relevant information you need is that Golden Circle is TWO HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES LONG. It's an ENTIRE HOUR too long. Even if you like Kingsman, this is too much. There is no universe in which a movie like this should be more than ninety minutes.
Golden Circle is a classic case of mistaking intelligence and complexity. It's a spy movie, but Kingsman isn't really about twisty plots or tradecraft. The first movie, and this sequel, both establish clear villains and bad-guy plots with no mystery as to who is doing what and why. This isn't Atomic Blonde unwinding a double-cross or James Bond trying to find the man behind the shadow organization. We're very clear on who is bad and what they want.
But because Kingsman is relatively straightforward, it's like the filmmakers—including writer/director Matthew Vaughn and co-writer Jane Goldman—feel the need to pile on contrivances and over-explain everything in order to seem "smart". Kingsman is satire, poking fun at dark, dour Bond and grey Cold War stories by being the opposite—colorful, bright, splashy-flashy and gleefully violent. All Kingsman needs to do to be smart is understand itself and stay true to its concept, which the first movie does. But the sequel, despite being a comedy, takes itself too seriously. Suddenly this isn't mocking Bond, but trying to be Bond.
Still, Taron Egerton is such a joy to watch, and Golden Circle gives him some emotions to work with beyond "cheeky", as Eggsy struggles with the return of his presumed-dead mentor, Harry Hart (Colin Firth, who also gets some decent material to chew on), and keeping up a monogamous relationship with Princess Buttsex from the first movie. This is Golden Circle's best idea, and it plays directly into the not-Bond concept—instead of sleeping around, Eggsy is happily in love and committed to Princess Buttsex, and the ole "sleep with a target for information" schtick is a real moral quandary. (Their relationship also attempts to clean up that tasteless anal sex joke at the end of the first movie, but an even more tasteless visual gag involving a finger completely undoes it.)
Everyone on screen appears to be having fun, especially Pedro Pascal and Halle Berry as "Statesman" agents, the US version of the Kingsman (there's a lot of denim and liquor and everyone has a cheesy Southern accent except for Berry, who gets that earnestness is its own reward in comedy), and Julianne Moore as Poppy, the 1950s inspired drug queen-pin villain. Her plan to force the legalization of drugs isn't entirely without merit—she points out the disastrous side effects the war on drugs has had socially and economically—and she's gleefully over the top, right up to enjoying cannibalism. Kingsman is good at socially aware but batsh*t insane villains, and Poppy comes with fun touches like Elton John as a hostage and her goons wearing varsity jackets.
But the length of the movie makes it impossible to sustain momentum, and though parts of it are enjoyable enough, Golden Circle wears out its welcome before the third act even begins. It also commits the sequel sin of "bigger, louder, more", a problem exacerbated by the length. There's a shorter, sharper version of Golden Circle winnowed down to Eggsy's growing pains as a lead agent, but we get a smorgasbord of new characters—many of whom are dismissed halfway through the film—and plot points that wander off in superfluous directions. 99% of the problems in Golden Circle come back to the length, and the other 1% is that incredibly misjudged gag with the finger.
Attached - Colin Firth and Lainey's boyfriend Taron Egerton at a press conference for Kingsman in Seoul yesterday,
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Tags: Colin Firth , Halle Berry , Julianne Moore , Movie Reviews and Previews , Taron Egerton
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Donn Clendenon Biography
Combined Brains and Athletic Talent, Found Baseball Success, Developed Interests Outside Baseball, Joined Miracle Mets
Professional baseball player, businessman, lawyer, writer
On March 1, 1969, Donn Clendenon retired from professional baseball. Seven months later, he was playing again and was named Most Valuable Player of the 1969 World Series as a member of the world champion New York Mets. All of this occurred due to trades, contracts and other concerns that are part of the business of baseball. However, it also has to do with the personality of Clendenon and how he worked to bounce back from seemingly adverse situations. A gifted student and athlete, he consistently worked other jobs while playing professional baseball and received his law degree six years after retiring from the sport for good in 1972. A ten-month addiction to cocaine and a 1987 arrest for possession nearly put an end to his law practice. But Clendenon bounced back, moving to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, where he worked as a drug counselor and practiced law before succumbing, like his father and his grandfather before him, to chronic lymphocytic leukemia in 2005.
Combined Brains and Athletic Talent
Born in Neosho, Missouri, in 1935 to Claude and Helen Clendenon, Donn was only six months old when his father died from leukemia. At the time of his death, Claude Clendenon was a professor of psychology and mathematics and chairman of the mathematics department at Langston University, an all-black university in Langston, Oklahoma. Clendenon's mother demanded high academic achievement from her son in deference to his father's accomplishments. At the age of 15, Clendenon was second in his class at Booker T. Washington High School in Atlanta. Two years later, he graduated as a letterman in nine sports and received a host of scholarship offers.
When he was only six years old, Clendenon's mother married a man named Nish Williams. In addition to academic excellence, Clendenon's new stepfather also made other demands. As a former standout baseball player in the Negro Leagues during the 1930s, Williams decided he was going to make his stepson into a professional baseball player. "I knew that if I didn't play baseball," Clendenon recalled in his book, Miracle in New York, "that I just might not get my allowance—and no allowance meant no money for gas and no spending money." Williams served as a coach on virtually every baseball team that Clendenon played on, including his college team at Atlanta's Morehouse College.
Clendenon also received pointers from some of the players Williams knew from the Negro Leagues, including such legendary names as Satchel Paige, Jackie Robinson, Roy Campanella, and Don Newcombe. Following his excellent athletic performance in high school, Clendenon was prepared to attend UCLA on a scholarship. However, some coaches from nearby Morehouse College visited his mother, and convinced her that he should attend college closer to home. Clendenon attended Morehouse, and became a 12-sport letterman in football, basketball, and baseball.
Morehouse College was the premier academic institution for young African-American men. Just before Clendenon arrived in 1952, the freshman class were assigned big brothers to help the students acclimate themselves to Morehouse and college life. Although the policy had ended when he arrived, a Morehouse graduate volunteered to be Clendenon's big brother. His name was Martin Luther King Jr.
Found Baseball Success
During summers off from Morehouse, Clendenon played semi-pro baseball for Atlanta's Black Crackers, a team coached and managed by Nish Williams. Although his mother wanted him to be a doctor, Clendenon decided that he wanted to teach. After graduating from Morehouse, Clendenon taught fourth grade for a while, and then went to the Pittsburgh Pirates try-out camp in Florida. "Nish convinced me that I could, in effect, have my cake and eat it too if I went into professional sports," Clendenon wrote. "I could have a dozen good years as a professional athlete; make some money; develop a name for myself; and use the off-season to pursue my future plans."
Beginning in September of 1956, Clendenon began a five-year stint with a team in the Pittsburgh Pirates farm system. In September of 1961, the Pirates called him up to join the major league club. For the next seven seasons Clendenon became known as a power hitter. Led by Hall of Famers Roberto Clemente and Willie Stargell, the Pirates became known as "the Lumber Company" because of their ability to score many runs. However, Clendenon also became known as a batter who'd swing at just about anything. In 1963 and again in 1968 he led the National League in strike-outs.
As a member of the Pirates, Clendenon averaged 17 home runs per season along with 76 RBIs and an overall .278 batting average. Following the 1968 season, the Pirates did not put Clendenon on their protected player list, and he was drafted by the expansion Montreal Expos. A few months later, he was traded to the Houston Astros. The Astros had just hired Harry Walker as their manager. Walker had been the Pirates manager from 1965 to 1967, and Clendenon did not want to play for him again. "Our personalities definitely clashed," Clendenon recalled in Miracle in New York, "and it took me too long to learn to just ignore him."
Developed Interests Outside Baseball
Although he was a member of the Pittsburgh Pirates, Clendenon always worked during the off-season. He worked initially as a management trainee at the Mellon Bank and Trust Company. Beginning in 1962, he held a job as an Allegheny County detective for the district attorney's office, where he worked with underprivileged juveniles. In 1964 Clendenon went to work at U.S. Steel as a management trainee. While working at U.S. Steel, he decided to attend law school and enrolled at Duquesne University School of Law in 1965. Job pressures, the demands of baseball, and his step-father's illness forced him to drop out of law school in 1967, but he eventually returned to school and graduated in 1978.
Because he was earning a steady income from his non-baseball jobs, Clendenon decided that he no longer needed to play professional sports. On March 1, 1969, he announced his retirement from baseball. The Astros were upset with Clendenon because they had lost a player that they had traded for. With the assistance of baseball commissioner Bowie Kuhn, the Astros and Expos hammered out a deal. Montreal sent two pitchers and $100,000 to Houston and the Expos eventually signed Clendenon to a three-year deal.
Born Donn Alvin Clendenon on July 15, 1935, in Neosho, MO; died of leukemia on September 17, 2005, in Sioux Falls, SD; son of Claude and Helen Morre Clendenon; married Deanna, 1965 (divorced); married Anne, 1993; children: Eric Val, Donn Alvin Jr., Donna. Education: Morehouse College, BA, 1956; Duquesne University School of Law, 1978.
Career: Professional baseball player for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1961–68, New York Mets, 1969–71, and St. Louis Cardinals, 1972; Mellon Bank and Trust, management trainee, 1961–62; Allegheny County detective, 1962–64; U.S. Steel, management trainee, 1964; Scripto Pen Company, labor relations/personnel, 1967–71; Donn Clendenon's nightclub and restaurant, owner, 1968–71; General Electric, personnel consultant, 1971–72; Mead Corporation, personnel consultant, 1972–78; Bostick, Gerren & Clendenon, law partner, 1978–80; Dap Inc., director of personnel, 1978–80; Western International Contractors Inc., president & CEO, 1980–85; Chicago Economic Development, president & CEO, 1985–86; Anderson, Carlson, Carter & Hay, attorney, 1986–87; Keystone-Carroll Treatment Center, Sioux Falls, SD, counselor, 1987–92; Clendenon, Henney & Hoy, law partner, 1992–?.
Awards: World Series Most Valuable Player, 1969.
Joined Miracle Mets
Clendenon played only one month for the Expos. On June 15, 1969, he was traded to the New York Mets, a move favored by both Clendenon and the Mets. The Mets felt that, with the addition of Clendenon, they finally had a championship caliber team. "He [Clendenon] was the catalyst on the team," outfielder Art Shamsky recalled to Stanley Cohen, author of A Magic Summer. "You can talk about our pitching, which was great, and whatever else, but until June we were just a potentially good team. When Clendenon joined us, he gave us the right-handed power we needed, some more experience, and we became a really good team from that point on." Third baseman Wayne Garrett agreed, telling Cohen, "Clendenon was probably the key to our whole season, because when he came over we really came alive."
The 1969 New York Mets are part of baseball lore. When Clendenon joined the team, they were 11 1/2 games behind the first-place Chicago Cubs. By the All-Star break, the Mets had closed the gap to 4 1/2 games. With a pitching staff that included Tom Seaver, Nolan Ryan, Tug McGraw, and Jerry Koosman, the Mets eventually won the National League pennant and met the Baltimore Orioles in the World Series. After losing the first game of the series, the Mets won the next four to capture the world championship. Clendenon hit three home runs and was named the World Series Most Valuable Player.
After playing a final season for the St. Louis Cardinals in 1972, Clendenon retired from baseball for good. He may have been retired from baseball, but his career in business and law was just beginning. Clendenon served in a variety of positions in the business world, including five years as president and CEO of Western International Contractors, and several stints as an attorney or partner with law firms. It was during the mid-1980s, while working at the law firm of Anderson, Carlson, Carter & Hay, that Clendenon's life took an unexpected turn for the worse. Enjoying his wealth but feeling his age, Clendenon became addicted to cocaine. "I was 49 turning 50; that [taking cocaine] was kind of like a birthday present for me," he reminisced to William C. Rhoden of the New York Times. "I was hooked immediately." After an arrest for cocaine possession in 1988, Clendenon was forced to resign from the law firm and to admit his addiction.
Clendenon sought treatment for drug abuse at a facility in Utah, and it was there that he was diagnosed with leukemia, the same disease that killed his father. But Clendenon had no intention of giving up. He kicked his drug habit and moved away from the big city, telling Rhoden "I had to go to a place where I could change my environment, my associates and everything else."
In 1987 he moved to Sioux Falls, South Dakota, a small city that he grew to love, he told a reporter for the Argus Leader: "It is a spiritual community. People are friendly. It had a low crime rate and has a great school system for my daughter. I can be left alone to pursue my vocation outside of athletics." Clendenon soon became a valuable member of his community: he was a certified drug counselor at the Keystone-Carroll Treatment Center and in 1992 he returned to law in the firm of Clendenon, Henney & Hoy, where he practiced for a number of years. He also supported numerous local charities and was known for bringing some of his friends—the best known names in baseball—to promote events in sleepy Sioux Falls. Clendenon faced his leukemia with real bravery, telling Rhoden in 1999: "I will die from it or a side effect of it. It's going to eventually take me, I know. But I keep fighting." Clendenon's fight ended on September 17, 2005, and he is remembered fondly by Mets fans and the citizens of Sioux Falls.
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