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how does this work?
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This is artwork
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OP should frame it up, put it on his desk, and look at it every time he thinks about buying an OTM
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This joke will be ripped off in shower thoughts
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I don't know if it was mentioned yet, but [OP ripped this joke off](https://twitter.com/thinkmariya/status/874675195067326464)
Oh and OP's a faggot
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Pretty sure that person ripped it off so... |
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SPY calls. The market can only go up right?
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Yes. There is "up" and "less-up".
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And what happened right after 2007? Yep, and his name was *Albert Einstein*
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Is Albert in this pic somewhere?
https://i.imgur.com/skdqRI4.jpg
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It's fun to stay at the U.S.M.C.A
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YMCA
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Yugoslavia - Mexico - Canada agreement?
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Ynot Mexico China Agreement.
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Fucking g, skimmed through your past posts and it's all faggots delights with thousands of dollars. Fucking huevos broski.
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I did take some losses some spy and yahoo calls last week in the thousands but today definitely more than makes up for those =p
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a true letdown for fellow CPA's
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Seriously. I'm sitting in my office at Deloitte right now like wtf.
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Wrote off $3,000 in losses for 2017. Between state and federal, I'm going to get back around $1,300 by my estimates.
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Hey that's 1,300 tendies at the right bowling alley.
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How do I short this guy and go long on his wife?
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I also would like to go long in OP's wife
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She's 89
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Lol and?
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Pretty sure everyone here knows I'm a woman. I've posted about buying make-up.
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How u get wifi in the kitchen?
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I put the "wife" in "wifi"
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Wifey.
So you are actually female? The username tho.
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Oh the days of GE, scam or be scammed... Learned some real life lessons on Runescape
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You want me to trim your armor for you? It will only cost 50k gold.
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Meet me at these coordinates in the wildy to make the trade was my favorite lol
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LOL at how almost every response clucks about how "she's gambling"
yeah no shit... that's what investing is, idiots
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Investing is not gambling.
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Investing isn't gambling, just like your mom doesn't work the curb.
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\*whispers to friend\* "Bro, im gonna start a hedge fund with all the winnings, you down?"
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Nah I got this new scheme. It's foolproof. I'm going to take down a presidential investigation with false rape allegations.
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Uhm. At which poin... |
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Jerk off to my mtch gains
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The irony.
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.27% chance of profit lol
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Robinhood tries to be nice and even tells you right out that hey buddy that odds are really shit here. But some autist goes “Wait...so there is a chance?”
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Don’t tariffs help American companies?
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Basic economics says tariffs are bad for everyone other than a few special interests
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Funny I bought today and I'm up. People here have no fucking patience.
Elon Musk usually gets what he wants. The man made paypal and basucally a fucking SPACE freight company.
Give it some time I think he might know what the fuck he's doing.
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if any o... |
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Did you butt-trade or what? This is honestly as impressive as if you reversed it.
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We should start a go fund me for this guy so he can keep trading and we can inverse all of his plays.
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Note to self: don't ever switch to OptionsHouse
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OptionsHouse is the most abject piece of shit trading platform in the world. They screwed me on AMAT options two weeks ago, just liquidating them as they were sailing farther and farther into the money. It ... |
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When market goes down .5%, my profilio goes down 75%.
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Schwab doesn't know that my margin funds are also on margin
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And that your margin on your margin, is secured against your house and your father in law was guarantor on your mortgage?
E... |
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Petition to make WSB the new strategic and policy forum
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All WSB would do is lobby for raising the $3000 yearly deduction on stock losses.
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We'd probably get it, everything I know about liberals tells me they are the worst with finances, so ... |
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Amazon Fresh and Automated Stores are a few tiny experiment pilot programs that Amazon plans to afford to fail 99 to 1, as long as they get 1 big success out of them. Amazon doesn't have any immediate overhaul plans for Whole Foods either - the stores are running the same... |
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Where'd you find that kind of leverage, faggot?
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CFD's you American fucking pleb.
Come ride Kangaroos and go broke faster like me faggot
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who the hell is Azealia Banks?
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A rapper and potentially the star in an Elon sex tape...
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If these futures stay like this no way DIS$ does not gap up
RSI way oversold
And this is a fucken blue chip not some fucken stupid ROKU meme stock
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Dude. If it’s a WSB stock
It’s a meme stock
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Yup. Ive been crushing it on SLV calls. Wish i would have yoloed it earlier
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Happy Cake Day Logicalthinking247! Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself.
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Go suck a dick, bot!
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Which [Lambo](https://uncrate.com/lamborghini-sv-roadster-super-veloce-boat/) [yacht](https://uncrate.com/mauro-lecci-lamborghini-yacht/)? There are plenty...
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OH MY GOD I PREDICTED ITS EXISTENCE. I'm smarter than I realized.
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Your best impulses lack all conviction and your worst impulses are full of passionate intensity.
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¿An accurate analysis on wsb?
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A paraphrasing of William Butler Yeats, which may happen to be accurate.
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But how when avocado toast is so expensive
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You know it’s cheaper if you buy the avocado and bread separately ��
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Priced in
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I heard that too this morning, I could not believe that it was so blatant!
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You've got to be this blatant with the current guy in the whitehouse.
It's like telling the least scrawniest kid who's been beat up by the school bully that you'll give them $10 and... |
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What's hilarious about this sub is that when it first started, there were professional day traders on here who posted solid DD and had reasonable political views (mainly democratic and moderate republicans). The one thing they did was taking acting like idiots too far. Like ... |
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It's called CNBC. Every day you will see some stockpicker talking up a piece of shit stock they are long on to get the dumb money interested long enough for them to unload their turd.
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I thought honesty and legit dd was banned here?
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Futures looking bullish, let's see in 6hrs...
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They’re literally all red, what looks bullish?
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They've been edging their way up the past hour, but I think it's too early to make any calls
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They do this literally every nig... |
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How do I short millennials?
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Student loan default swaps.
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What the fuck is this picture? Source?
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Russia. Was posted on 4chan first.
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I understand panic selling, but bruh how do you panic buy something?
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FOMO wraps its lanky fingers round your throat and yanks you into a buy. It's followed by buyer's remorse.
Then as you've done no DD at all and almost certainly bought at the top, you ... |
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I do wonder if he/his posse profit in this way.
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He studied in Switzerland, he learned the black magic of money manipulation
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How much is something like this worth??
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My apathy has reached all time highs. I told my family have fun without me. They were complete dicks about it too and texted paragraphs over why I'm horrible person for not coming to stupid thanksgiving.
I'm sorry but I'm taking the day as a day off work to enjoy for mysel... |
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Fundings are in a secured place.
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There’s always money in the banana stand
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My WSB reaction: this is complete homophobic poppycock. He’s only ditching NFLX and FB to avoid FAGMAN.
My measured reaction: there seems to be more and more love being thrown toward MSFT as of late. Seems to be gaining more and more steam awaiting a pop. Intriguing. If the... |
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When will we commence getting rich again?
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When did we start?
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Successful VIX trader
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Naw it's not amg he's poor as fuck
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I'm more worried about the subprime student loans
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Lol no u can’t default student loans just Long MEXICO
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And today is pretty greenish too :/
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semi sector got downgraded
wsb got downgraded
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Best sub in all of reddit. Everyone there is like Forest Gump if he had a violent explosive temper. They dont understand the world around them or what's going on but they are fucking angry about it.
I highly recommend anyone who hasn't checke... |
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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-12-22/trump-said-to-discuss-firing-fed-s-powell-after-latest-rate-hike
not sure anything outside of trump dying will get the markets green
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This man is a living fucking meme.
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He literally got... |
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Ok, so everyone here agrees that MU is undervalued, and should be poised for a nice run. But there's another viewpoint that disagrees with us and wants nothing to do with this company as an investment. It's not just call sellers manipulating the market to fuck our calls. A... |
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In at 28... Good shit
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You should get out now and wait to buy back in
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Im back what did i miss?
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Ligma
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The only jokes I know would get me fired anyways.
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I painted my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work.
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So then I painted it yellow, but it crashed because of bad drivers.
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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I dont think he is actually going to testify. He just put new drapes in his house and now nobody can find him.
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Maybe he is in his house?
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Why’d you cross out the stocks. Come on let me see your failure picks
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From top to bottom:
* XXII
* MJ
* FINX
* HACK
* AIEQ
* PCG
* TMFC
And my big winner:
* CHK
(Please don't ban me for having so many ETFs)
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**Petition to create ... |
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Hello STEVE,
You can share my name with the reddit forum, so I will share yours.
Everyone, how much is a fair percentage to take from him?
http://imgur.com/OzLeFfD
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FUCK YOU PETE
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Did pretty good on this [https://imgur.com/lLMZH0Q](https://imgur.com/lLMZH0Q) \- shoulda kept those calls though.
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Congrats dude. That took some balls.
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I’m 12 what is this
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BOY I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING STUPID 12 YYEAR OLD ASS FUCKING STUPID SHIT. HOW DOES YOUR MOTHER EVEN LET YOU ON THE INTERNET YOU FUCKING HOMESTUCK LITTLE SHIT WEEABOO. OH MY GOD GO BACK TO FUCKING SCHOOL, I BET YOUR GRADES ARE LITERAL... |
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Fully automatic ������
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$15,000 on the open market or $500 to libtards trying to destroy my freedom
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Wrong sub
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You'd also have 9 years of no gains before it started doing anything.
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If u invested in MU in late March. U have 2 months of losses before it went to the moon
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So if you invested at the end of those 2 months you would just have moon?
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Boss said I'll be let go if I don't stop screeching and using company resources to print and distribute headshots of Su Bae.
Edit: holy fuck we just broke $15
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Fuck that guy. You don't need negativity like that in your life
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It's great to know we have such gifted ~~artists~~ at /r/wallstreetbets
Edit: autists
Edit 2: LONG $MU
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It's technical analysis like this that inspired me to put $70k into October calls.
Seriously - how did you make this?
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
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Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Lol pretty cool. What was ... |
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I am working as a manager at taco bell while I go to school
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Those new nacho fries are so dank.
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$650 is not really a yolo.
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I wish I was rich like you.
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ayyy don't put down the man's yolo. Yolo means something different for everyone.
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good place to start
http://www.investopedia.com/articles/stocks/08/due-diligence.asp
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Thank you
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your suppose to call me a faggot, cuckold, or insult my mother or something
i feel misused now
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A Strong dollar right now means that people are pulling their money from emerging markets
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its kind of a vicious cycle: rates go up, people buy US bonds, dollar gains value, Trade war increases dollar value, rates go up again.
Til we reach the tipping po... |
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Gonna gap up that T
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And then go left - is this what time inverse options are for?
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**Basis:**
I hate days like this, Thursdays. IV drops in equity markets and we become range bound with a weak ass market.
My [first trade](https://i.imgur.com/BtDR9v7.png) was buying the ES to [fade the 80% rule](https://i.imgur.com/Vd0tIqI.png) early in the morning. The ... |
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Snapchat could turn up by opening a pornsite where you can load short videos, and then just upload their saved snaps they own all rights over. Then they could sell "removal service" AKA blackmail everyone whose snaps they upload. And right after that it becomes a new tic toc... |
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Why dont they just poison Putin and say they didnt do it.
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I imagine he might be a difficult fellow to get close to.
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Deliver poison on missile
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All in $dfen
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Currently getting fucked by $BA dip.
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Do that DD
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That's some great DD.
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Visa :(
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What retarded ass strike did you buy
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144s lol
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It's ok this is a safe space
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"AMZN weeklies are literally free money" seems like a lifetime ago.
I miss those days. ☹️
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It was warm outside and I bought myself a new toy every week. The best of times.
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Market is closed tomorrow
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look at the Oracle of Omaha over here
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If there is one thing I've learned from this sub it's literally to do the opposite of what ever I read.
Since everyone is saying to sell I think I may buy some more today.
And I've posted before that in the spirit of this sub the money I've sunk unto this shit stock is pu... |
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apple is fucked. all its suppliers have reported cuts in orders and weakness in the smart phone area. you have to basically hail Mary at this point and just pray for something unannounced to save them. the safe bet is continue downtrend
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Actually there wa... |
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Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Elon Musk ain’t bout this, Elon Musk ain’t bout that My boy a CTO on fucking SpaceX and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers tal... |
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Lying in bed past 6am? What are we, in grade school?
Edit: Thank you u/ eggs
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I heard people who correct grammar have small penises.
It’s “lying” not “laying”.
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Maybe he meant that he was fucking his bed? You don't know.
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Jesus... What the fuck are they putting in the water?
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He been drinking that flint water
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> And I'm not just talking about fluoride or arsenic either.
what are you talking about then?
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I am a low salary worker at fucking kung fu tea ☕ making ten bucks an hour����. I’ve saved for three years ��and had about 10K saved��. I bought snap puts like you guys told me ��and then snap went up����. I bought mu calls and that shit kept going down��. I bought mfst call... |
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Your account value is $700, and commissions are around $7 per one-way trade at that brokerage. You're losing 2% of your account per roundtrip trade (open/close). Probably in your best interest to go elsewhere until you build up capital, as commissions are gonna kill you.
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Holy shit. I can't believe this advice got out. I was a student in one of these situations. Way back in 4th grade in the 90s, I was at a private school that had multiple wall st CEOs' kids. No joke, I'm talking Citi, Barclays, Merrill, and more. We had a computer teacher... |
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I don't understand how dumb you have to be to not be able to comprehend you should have a RH account for stocks and a tasty account for options.
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Forgive my ignorance but what is tasty?
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Pets.com for millennials
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I thought they bought chewy
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There goes JDST sold at 18.3 cause I'm a pussy and didn't even know shit about 3x ETF and wanted some gains.
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Gains? Those are only for dudes who lift. Not WSB.
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Luckily I have both. Bra.
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Fuck those guys with Pre Market accounts screwing us poor RobbingHoods :(
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Fuck those guys? It is your own fucking fault you are using My Firt Broker by Fisher Price and didn't sell yesterday.
Also, it is up over a buck from close yesterday you fag baby.... |
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Are any of these actually turning a profit?
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Aphria and Organigram.
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Parents are holding because their “guy” says this is just a small hiccup in the market. December 1st they had about $ 400k in Amazon and Apple and haven’t checked since because their “guy” has assured them all is well.
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It took a shit last earnings. My first big loss lol. I'm interested
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Past doesn’t dictate future, holidays now, people spending a lot. Hedge my guy
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Went up 10% on Monday and Tuesday, made 28 dollars lmao
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Lol, I spend over that in fees a day.
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Yeah most people spend over that in fees in a trade, also Robinhood users still pay fees, especially the ones here
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RED VERY
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Future looks green
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On what universe are futures green right now?
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He's going to talk so much shit to these EU negotiators. I hope somebody records that hilarity. Trump hates the EU
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I do too. Fuck the European Union. Its just one giant anti-european conglomerate. And by European im talking about the natives of Europe that ... |
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Suck ten dicks. $100 each.
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Lol $100? That must be one hell of a suckjob.
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Foreshadowing to Monday
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In a historical context yes a 2-3% drop isn't crazy. But it is the largest drop in 2 years which is saying something. The last time the market stopped trending up was 2015 when it consolated for essentially the entire year which res... |
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Rip Jim lehey������
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But, unfortunately, that's the way she goes.
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That's the way she goes?
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that just means they won't be alive to cancel their subscription
(is that how roku works)
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(it's not, but whatever)
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