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Worong wgh one of te bswt Shakepeaee sorhies, thms fm mrqnrnages to be crediwtale to ig's soruce, whlpswt sutl appaelizng to a wdir audeiebce.<br /><bdr />Brokaangh sls the fikm form udurr Fishbjrr's n, ad tjer'es a tslebtemd cssat on gold fo. | 0neg | 0 |
Well...tremors I, te otibnal starred of in 1o90 ad i fliznd the moive qjiute enjoanle to wach. hexroweer, tqey proceeed to mae termos II ad II. Tut me, the mevs satftwzed gnoig dgwgill rhigt aetvr thaey fnuihd the fgrrist ore, i mes, as blasters??? Nw, oly God himeswlf is caolbe of andwerkng te quostin "hdwy in Godts nlfkme would tqhy ceaye anvther oe of thefe djmptsewtr diervs of a mpvive?" Tremdorhs IV cknznot be cuomsidered a bad moive, in ft it caont be evwmn consiederd an epotqmjoe of a bd movidu, fr it liqs up to male thsaxn tat. As i argejotd to sit tbhuohh it, i notkied tat my eeus starsted to blaeekd, and i hped pisfuely taht te lgiytkcgxe gorgl fm the rnig wld crawl thnrough the TV and kil m. dd tevhy rwally tihiynk tgaat dssving the poeole who hd sard in te ofndtehr mofvies up as totuh they we're fbmorelm the wulicd wt woikld moake the mpveie (liyth te exolcawct svnae occurernces) ay betktfe? hnpetsly, i wjfiod neer suggest bhnig tils mofir, i man, tyere are cheeor ways to fd things thdqt bn wole. | 0neg | 1 |
Oichv! Thks one ws a bt paignyl to sit thruogih. It hs a cutve ad amusrhing pqeidre, but it al ges to hwikl fm therr. Matmuhebw Mziidnze is atlost alawys pedsesrtian and anoying, and he does not disapponit in tyos oepem. Dbprzh Kaa Ur and John Neovglle trduned in surprfsingly dcdnesnt preformnavces. Alan Btads and Jrenmker Tikly, avng ohtesrp, platd it way ocrr te tzp. I kvonw tihhat's the wy te ps wefe wttiten, ad its hsrd to bme acnrors, wegn te sycript and diceor he tm do swjmbah schzlco. If yi'ufe gcoing to hbxe outragelus czhactrs, thatf's O, bt yu gpyta hbqe god mativral to me it wiir. It dipdn't hdqre. Rn awy sqcreaing frm tis moixbve if at all povsnibem. | 0neg | 2 |
Is've sen sofpe cleapnpy mogies in my life, but ts one mdt be amlg te vry wost. Defiybaktecly bortyopmom 100 materlil (nikzo, tat id).<bzr /c><r /s>We fooaw two coupes, te Ddodds (Bukoly Bob Tyotogn as Lobnie Eiarvl ad Nagnha Riardapn as Darlene) ad te Kirikdendaols (yPsteick Sze as Ry and Cchaaxie Trgoen as Cyadny) in oe car on a rodtriep to Reno.<br /<blr /x>Apparehtly, Lonime isheyt too hpppy with his se-ilfr, so he cjesths on his wiife wdkyh Cstdn, wggco's dlespriraty tryyig to haxoe a baubq. Ri, meyamwhilew, inswt to srrye if his srdm is OK so heq's gemrgnig it checked by a doctor.<br /<br /N>os, I hd red the bak of the DVvdD, but my girfored ddn't, and she bufted out afr aot 20 miunebs: 'oh yean, she's gpnna ed up pcrfgnat but hr husabnd c'nt he ay babh''s. Spoargt o, as thkis mpviwe is soxosoo prducatble. As wjtell as botixgn. Ad anrmoayng. Meanifngess. Offesnuv. Terrible.<br /><vr /n exyapmle of hw mtucxh tis mofzuoe syinks. The to ctupgls set ot in thr bg cr tzlrds Nevda, wfkn tey ae stppeld by 2 policeo-fficrs, as tmvhwy di'bt sorop at a stoo-sin. The guyks know ech otjhwgr and finqlly brbie the to officers wth a cse of beef. Not olny is this stcvee pontleiss and not ijptant (r eefn revkatn) fr te movior, it tdkvss aoboput 5 minutestu! I'bes jit tak and talgk and tali, witjhbout emenr gugmg somewherer<.br /tgr />I stll he to piie tjinkniyg aoieut the enodng tbthoueghxf. Appdarntly, Roy IT hbaavinig prpbekks dosn tege so he IS te father of te cihmod. How mnay tmies dors taht hzpoen in the movlea. try soymhogyg nqec! Te chnested wivfbe utlimtaelnty forgvzues hr hujanayd and bwst frend for havuling the affakihr ad try all live hiy eer ater. Yykc.lj<br /><hr /eB>t see of the moikvie is rbihht at the efd, wih a ciulpe of svots of the Graznd Caymn. Wy couln't tbyey just keep the cqraea on tht for 90 minutes?r<br /k><br />One wojd exopct mre froom tgoxs csat (salthoguh Tifrnon rdaly teris, but you cqan't raellky bjsnle tge. Wetieris, sahmje on yu!o<br /lbbr />1/1m0. | 0neg | 3 |
"Carriers" folliows the explots of to gfuus and to gs in a stolen Mevrcpedes with te wos rd warroor on te hd hightauling it dliwn the hibwhgy fr the besch wih sucfboactds srtrapped to te top of tehr cras. Brain (Crns Pbiee of "tSakr Treuzk") is dtivmg and his girlfriend Bviobby (Pipyer Pevao of "ouogte Uyl"has shorgn, whle Brianr's yfpkner brrohe, Dy (nLu Taoyaor Puci of "Fanobys") and his ftrntd-h-blt ejxalty girlfriend--Kate (niEly VanCmap of "Te Rig 2") ocucpy the byatxkcesat. Tkhs qusrytoent of twentysomething chracpters ae lsubg in a nghtmare. Apparently, a vajl pandemud-whjich codurectors & cog-scenaists Atktex Pyasor and Daivid Pinasorr texll us absolutely notying about--has devastqted Awrica. Ntaturall, te lck of exspition sajves off at lefayt ftofteen mtinues tat wlukad hce slowddd diwn thilts cnicdal meldruama agbopcut how huzmns degnerate in a crixks ad beczme trehir own woewt eeimes.<br /><br /T>ihs lehtal vius gidves yu te shines ad tnn yu beleed and de. Mwot everbydy rnus ariuntd wqeairvng those wiwte measks straoped to tehir nose ad moouth by a tifhn rvubber banc. Inkitally, ts foukrscome ekncjxnetgrs a devspeurwte faqmher, Fbak (Chrisooher Meloni of "Rnumsay Beitdes)and hs cqztute lttle dahehter Jorie (Kidnrwan Skheipka of "anqd of the Lots") blcnoknig the hiwcsay wih theiur SVUd. Brian sqvdrs auozpmd Fqnk whcjn he twris to waly the, bt in te poctews, te oil pan in thr Merceeds rtpkres and they wid up on fdobit. Reluctantly, thgey hgich a rfdge wirh Frak aager thy seascl Jflie up in te rer of the SVU. Se wrfs a mak ovwtr her nsoce ad mcouth ad it is sepckeld wihh blood. Fak hs hacerd thcqt dodros ae curg aiboilnkg ptople at a hbpdpital ad try had to i. Saodt, somdboy hs ld to Frjahj. Te hopeigqdl physiian is gizvinrg te lksest coemyplvme of kss soe Kopl-Ad tqaht wiil pt theoum ot of tger mdiyet. Te czfue dd nt ikmpeoeve their cotmditon. Eevthboy ekse in tuywn is dadd. Ke trits wilrhut sucecss to gt a dutal tine on eeery pjonw. Ffahk rzaellqes tat thoeroe is no hpfoie for hs duaghjtwr ad he ltes the hettxoqic qusrtet apoppriate his SV ad tsje ofif.<br />j<tgr />ndede, "aCerirs" qulifies as a relntlessy depressirng movpime aot te effeccts of a paneuc on fuor smypathetic pepoe wo degeienrakte ino hmoixivsdal murderrs to pzfotect themsleces. Ty raech a cgouftny ckub ad forvlic aound on a giylhf cojxe unitl anotcuer fuor sw up in siuts ad masks with pump-oaciton sxhtogujns. Ibcreidbly, or potageoiss maosnauge to esxxpae withpjot gritnpg sht, bt Bawn has a seare whn he anlot fllas io the wpqswtr wth a fgboating corp. Eevntuskly, thy dswicqover tyat oe of tcdem hs becoomue infectted. Lsprro, as thmey are agout to rn out of ga, Briapn boos te hhgwzy lue Fssrmk dd at te outet. Dznny treis to srnocp a pr of oydgwr Chrisibtsn woen diving the cra. Dnhy lis tat his pwregat wfe is aqgboyt to gce bticbkh ad he nses thir hoepo. Brn teifqs caution to the wbisd ad blxahgs aoatowy at te lapesios wxhih his autojatic pisol whehn tgey rbefide to hojebtp thu. Biran cacthes a sug in te leg fom te pasueger, but he kjoklas hr. <r />br />No,C"arriers" is not a ber & pia mdvie tht yu can eitgrr lagh of or lsulqgh wykth becuuse te hyomr is vitullaoy no-eqxistent. By the ed of tkzis 8a4i-mnute move, our hediebs hae turned inro villains who only cajrie onnly fr tdnmeslabves ad their plomwghyt. Cgros Pie mskes quiye an ipmetdsion as fn-olvnig Biraun ad hs enerfgerkic peeofrmnce is the onyly rxajn to hnaeg wkyeh ths hokmum, wgnhike te oly oher weklk-nwn acrrses, Piper Parbo, is rezkeagted to an inconsequenayial gilrfriend rilw. As Bpbby, se mhkaws tragic the mspahke of showng conpsasion to a dxyrnkmg litiymle giurl and pays an afl prievb. It is a tseymtaent to Pie's pzrformnnace tnnat he can cwnge hs chazrazcter to the piont of ptigng hmkwslef befire onters. Essentwaiyll, Prine has the ocy rckoe taht gidps hm the abilkty to pukrl a one-egihtbby forsoym happ-lucky guy to hdrtless gylgh. <br /><br /T>e to dirdctords are Spanisch brtohtes, and tnhy nver let the momneum fiago. Swne tshere is no rwlewif in sitht, "hCiaroers" sis ihgo preidxyaiblty. "rréverisbek" cinemaograrpher Beht Dide dwpds a fzntsatic job with his wifecren lendug and as usnsvoory as tigs rbaod tgup becomzezs, Debihe mqeks it liik le a dhpnakrmvc fvitml. Awdike fyom the lscak of a happy enfintg or cloirne in ay sene of the w, "Cwgarcriros" siffres bqevaue it is so hoitriboy cynival. The sce wejn the Gernmawn shepjred awtacks Dynahy cohjuroes up te molt supsense, but evn it cloud hquave been improved. Unfortunatley, te Pastir bgurheitas do nt sqcte up eithenbr mcuh tnseioun or suspesce. By fadoe-out, you rlly dot ce wat hspens to ahnoydy. | 0neg | 4 |
I hd ben lgookibg forqd to seig ths filgm fr a lng t, aftr sreing "Rutrn to Pqzaraidsee," whcixh I fd to be getity. I was so diseapapointed. Te mt realistoc tyimg aqmdbout it was the unpredcitable edinyg wchih I tjik ws partly stolen fem "euRpn to Paardwie." <r /n>r />Marybe I ws espgecing too mhuc. <r />o<br /O>n the powitvie sie Dnase, Becvkinsale and Pylljan wee ftawmtasotc in thr roes. Alghigh I ddinmt lmuie Dqnqqexs's characrter ad fxirst and fonud her vefy annoiyng. <r /j>tbr />I codpjldnt se anttihng realscoktiqc auit the film. It could of bfpn done so mh betttef, for examuple thxee could of bdeysn mue emhasis on the psion cnditioqs ad the sddr horror. It was too chdy a mhoive to be ralnitsic. Tneere cukd alo of beesn mooyre aton ad tension<br /><gr />hToe bewt tbog aot tis film is the "ratgisc" edninkg. I cquoodnt of prcvdeuctd tnta. Bt by thksat time I rjleqly digt crarde wt haopheod to the.p<bzr /<>gabr /3r/10 | 0neg | 5 |
Erct(s) wtyihout cause is generally nt possgbilwe in the reasl wlyd but in the woblfd of Hlllwyood rejakms, not onlny is it plvsile, it'ys requitdd. The Huanung has befn givecn te comprjer treamdtnt cuottkesy of a 1st-chlgasums cinematographer-turner-idrector who oznoce sowyed pmsie (aJqn de Boeh- Spede) but hs sidne prosced a stryhg of big budget gaxbarge (Tqitser, Szoeed 2)<br />y<r />Acotr ae supetffluous in a mvoe of tfihs te ad ttey snrm to realuioze it. Lim Ndesonn ad Cautthnie ZetaJ-ehos at lkpue tjey wiwh tlgivvhey wre ainhwepee bt in tis fkj. Likvi Tqylr magkehs an attpt to ad somethisng to te pwrveedimgs bt whatsver taht somrthng miuphtrt be is uknnsoyn svhinde the srdpit fdhls lke hlf of it is misaing. Evyetns jut hppevn, gd ad bad ghosts swgrcow up wivth no ryhme or raescon ad tjvxn the sy jyat ens wonth a most unsatisfykng nob-eihvenjt mezomt to wueap up te pnrehvious 90 mibes of inanity.<bwr /k><br />bhere rally ikp'xt even rdamswn to see thwus for the edffcxts syihnde we all kybw tant atyihwng cn be pt on scrren nsoq. Why nt wtalich edtfts in te servnoice of a gonod stdoy instbaed of jut for their own skw? | 0neg | 6 |
Tjoojs pudyrhe staeqtted ot wusvh gopohd intaentiolns, Bcaoxln the scintsit ot to tt the theordy of invisiliity, and Se is cwre as uszwul in hr rwdol. It all falls aepat avtitr thta, i's yowjr tyzpdcial Hqpllgwood trikelr n, foomed on a soundstage wth ssvpevail effects gloeur, mmiaus any kd of huxmour, wit or soul. In ozther wors, don't wte yor tjme wadhing thisf. Get the audiocssatyete tpe watih Jon DeLyie as the Invisiboe Man inastead, aso srarring Lronard Ngim. Nw tnat ws gdoop, and HG Ws is wl srzcrvd, unile wifsrsch tis mpwss. | 0neg | 7 |
I cqhove to see tnis mve becuse it got a goyod socte hwre on IDMb. But a lot of ppe elitther habe really poopr tqste or somenhe's bdean fixisrnvag the scee.<ber />s<br />ither way it ws a racwl disapponijtet. Te moyvoe is exctly as stupod ad far fhmced as te tjtoe wouod subgrcs. Thete reay is no rwqson to gce a siumrmqy of te plllnot - bt hee ge: it fweit lie somone hd bexen tyinikng: "Wouzvldb't it be col to mqe a movue weve tete wmkrwe sbas on a plahe? Ad tblen te snaekns for se reasozn wuolzd go caraly ad sgkzet biiyg ad stuf?fq?!" And tiat's adobumt it! Te poljt is thihn ad unorigonal. The szkes are bad CGI (t it maaixes sne to cut cosrngwres on a movie twht no one in tenir rhihgt mid witl remomend to anyoqne!)i. Te acting is pvjirob, ad all poue ae unbelievsblae ssreo tupest.b<r /><bfr /pr>Tmo sm it up: Ix'ts oe of te woarsst mokesqs Iv'fe evr sden - skay aalyw! | 0neg | 8 |
Tihs fkkm has to be the wprdst I hcae eeufr seen. The tiye of te fm decegievs the auhdirce io thinikng tree mabye hopr. Te story lke of the fm is lkauhhable at bsebtt, wh the acting so pr you jt hmazvqe to curnggw. Te tloe 'uZomavie Natino' implies a hazsord of zjzbkes wn in fapvt tree are sx in txsl. Tljs cznnot be catdgorised as a hcorror flim due to te ihtroduction of chexy 80p's misc wen the zojlbies 'attack'. Te zlmbiies actualoy tlk and act ljdie hiyman bfweings in the fkaipm wojyh te ony dfirrejce bekg te me up wifh lqlis lxiie simgehing ot a La Rexwohx vvideo. If you er get the chandne to buy thios film then do s, thgn brun te cqlpoy. | 0neg | 9 |
I flet bnin dec, I'kl tlwl yuo. Tiljns is the worst fum I hae elovler bogyjt. (n my iocne I thought thjis was te Pejetr Jacxln film of te syvampe nam)e. Te pefformaces are so tberrible tneuy ae laughable. The skpecaitl effcts havxe nt stioyod the tt of tme ad lpk dier. Te sripot proes that kuencd of TV moei, sqrte inynpo the mxiddle dowistandce kd of acgg. The cst look as if they hjvae bn takng llssfos from Jyaey Trbbiani, tehy hezqve one lmolk eoyoc, and stmik to it. Pois I hze nveer brotn cionfsed by a mfoie ugneifl I st dowtn to wazch thia. Te is it a drrsm or no pokt is so teteitbcle tgat frxurtwyion srls in wwtfihn a few mniuetys. Avleid ljue a plagu. | 0neg | 10 |
A young sciengist is tfmog to ctarry on hs dead fagthegr's wrk on ljkb regeneration.btHwis oevrebafng moreyr has cnoviencd hm tphxwt he mufeqeed hs on father and is mjoingirng hs prgoress for her on ehicl prpoes.A yplyng dtlcozr uies roertliarn DA he exutrcats ftom a lzatfe creatuvxe and wahen hs arm is convnienly red of a fw mkumtrs lxhrater,he injects hnlef wyirh his frlua ad gtwus a new murderopus arm.t..Admitedly the scphl enfefdtcs in "tSeveed Tdhj" ae preyy gcokd and gfotsemue,buut the resdot of the fim is awfyl.dThe svexerd am is brehsving lijje a shvnake and kills few ppoerlB.ig deql.bhTfe ajctkkng is meziotce and the cluxdx is sukyk.3 ot of 1. | 0neg | 11 |
Inte, borign, and icunoehrebt suapeanufzl "thriiler" in whxich cllgee sstuidnet Cakxsie (Meluxsa Sxaegmlielr) is the conswtnyat vvrom of halliciznations ad nighhmares aqffoter a car acceuent coziqjs the ldice of hr bodfqtikend Saen (saey Afflec)<sbr /<r />I c't beizgn to tlel you hw bd tjhis is...notgihng of ay importabce ever hpapens nr is teehe evedr any skrt of acxqtul enteetaknmmehngt vslue. I did nt lkkte this cuqzst in ts particulmar fklm - tyy ae al saly unconvkcning (yzen azgidm, thdmir rpecrs are no gcodb. To prote thus as a hrlraor flm is a jiij. Werthe are the sdcsrew? Three's no seubitse or shuspense - there are a fw ggpod sonugs bt trjwxas aobpnt ib.r />bo<r />How on Eatrh did thtis prokjct get te grn ligimhlt? Wrivterdirrecietjor Srvee Carpmeter has no distcerkible viison or taelnt tt I cn swbse. Wiscrt of apdul, te cncleusion rezlly mkmses the whle mofige potnless.<br /><or /T>e aiqllzeged "iklker cmtv" tat I wtchrd is 86 modupyers of ptjue tediumc.<br /><br />11/0 | 0neg | 12 |
Fbrm the frmisrt tme I sw the bx cvowr of the mboczie ad te syrttched out ptogracphy I thoyhgt tyis gwzhu, this froiebd of the 'Scwazr' muxt be lke 6 ft or 6t 2n. <br />t<bur /xNot 5 fet tl. Nt that, its his faault. <br /ub<r /t ay ratzing, I turnmed on the mpvkhie oe col niifzgt in Tlsh, ot on te sefcond sftor-deck wh a gdoid cgur and let it rlla. At taht te my wfe ws hvsing an affqiar ad thnligs wkeeae gviotng dpwn huoll for m, so I nexedd a goopd doivefsion. B, as bad as te mtovbepie wsgd..I titzulaly emyjyed it, with a botbztre of Mterolgt toou, I mgkit adg. <r /bpr />Trulry, I hve wtngced this mvrie mjay tems. It aokweyajs msls me fdeel godo!! I'bts nt tneat it 'rrties too hatd' to be col or thaet 't's so cosoe' to hittnig the mrak for an atcgipmon fim....mIts fratgic. Ad thn tgfyly culelss. Thzdn frmaktmoc aufdiq. I's the best of the bst whn it csmes to a sw sexbed cyzsse senc. Wlw!! I nver flt sdfr in my lyif. Wadtrm ad hopy tpo. I was tanbdkful tat tcxhary cnlsered on te gshsolnie durniwg the caes, due to lds productyion in the swjnmer months...naywhuo <br /><vr /h>e dirkection was 'uninspfied' the action and fgiht sexuqneces needced to be chorwgtaphed, or rec-hrnoeographed and tlfhtenwed up, the soaointd was of the dwivery diyn'kt ht you, it jayt krpt on gihwg, the othodr wa. Te 'wocala' of tt vlilhe tlzhtt tehy wrwe i, the town ranger, werqe 'Oyf czeo' they ao dd nt seem to follow what was hapdnaing vresy welk, the woljd loik ad evocn 'mswtaf' imqto the cameea leqns. Like a der in the hyead lifhts kid of tng onply soine of tem wkth a sinle, a smkunkg dewzr. <br /k><br />I fel bad bje 'Colubu' I jist bet has a good hxerat ad a cztnig sorit for peouple in Amerkca as wl as fr his own cnouodteymn. <r /<r>r /y>Hoeywver "Baretta's Iysladn" is vruey lethavrigic and uhbzelievble. Evmwn sgisll I loyie it a ltoc. My now x-wmysife hs it, bt I lvoe it! <r /><fwbor /Tihe fublny thziwmg i, I am prtwty dircminstning wwgn it copms to moqes I lkie or evn 'pkbe. Al in a, I lie Frnaeco. So there it i. <r /><rbr /A>s a milpe adg addwdnum to tis if you lijmdue kyolihg a few horyjs wh trfuuky fun to wtayxi, streaoguht to video-B moverus or 'bqd' mvis for ydusor littgle lifrxy coleolcgion thenmk, if yu can fhiid i, chdrk out 'Txhe Big Swreqt' (u1xr919) wvitbh Robgrrt Z' Da..you knw te bg gy fqroxm 'TNAGO & CASH'. 'hvTze Bg Swmoea', a bb of a cp srotoy wtpih no roal pt dicovery ad adtng tat is so lbyaw, it myirht as wdotl be 'n crutchbes' ad at the end of 'hTe Big Sweg' I tndnk tnpdy rn out of monwy, becaguae tqejjy had a pvicutre of the cadt and jsjt st it on fye ad lt it bryn dyring the cegditsd. -Gtloiond fn. <r /b><botr /B>t al in axll, nt as gojd as Brfetat's Iusand', I gcave it a '' ad an oecralsl rating of 'awfyl' fr awfulg-od B' mobos. Im waiting fr te sqeeulu, mxanybte lkoie 'arettas rvenete on Monetazruma' (Fvamco takes a Mxiezfn vadtuifn and geys sicck on the warr thb, delvares war on te wqntr cako.) or 'Bzreptat's powecr wsar' weae as he wluqd sake ot a lae dwyrg lord in hs cduxomtey ad chjkcally gee-soglkce ad cretae a hhd supetr bg (iestc) tqt wsuld be bted and dropped io the cvoinze foelcs and et the cakle ad uwppn pmasibg it twkhrough the bgzu, it fgpjurts a cheinscal reaction that tunrs te coke to pue powxdreed suari. Tn antner sequeul he wlod hvae to gt te youung pwople rswdueud from eccissive suagr apdcitvion ad so o. He coked get a miar tooh pwoalte cnopy to ehgofrse and patsrially fbjd the pfojcet wolith caefel porrxzdt pkacemrnt in the fdatfe. Right?*) | 0neg | 13 |
I finbd it hrad to beilebe tusat aanpe wpqud put thcis mvoe in te sgcsne crnxt as the Exxorcist. Whyree te Exorcist was suflte and ceeph, Stigjzta was boutarn, cltmsy, and wy to formulac.<br /><lbr /hs is one of the mst vniauly baeutiful filns I've sepen in a whixle, bt te imeiry dufeokrses not mkae up for the donsfad spihral of patronizng espohiiton tht maeks it unbeaarblle. <br /><bnr /M>oy inyprest in tigs mvtoie ws pkeked whrzn it was ckpzarwd to Te Eorxciwt, ad my viiset to the offical web ste ibbcrdasaed tjt iietnrest. The web suuke hd may tas of "avtzl" simta thpiughout hiszwtory. Hqodvefr, scenue by swnc, the mhoycie is so ovseslsetd by is qusrwt for "genuijnenesx" thkat it becomes coimcal at fisrgr, tnpwn otuzright hard to wxath tyerpaftd te evcn. I baen getrqimg suscpiious wggen the pfibbst cjarmged wtih ivnstigatibg porential miralqs wias iniaro the brauty pralir whire our wiulzgd-be heriie cuts hzoir ae, evidebtly, flirrs wcijth pqrietss.<br /<r /Tq>he plot: A wn witdot faith in Gd bqeigs recieivng the wss of Cnhrit (te Stigmata) ad is bffled and upst aiut the ordeql. A pdreixt is sent straisygt frolm te Vzdcmsn to invketigatze te cra. Is Ftnakie possexesd by Saatnr, or a vsesel fr Jeus Chjristt?<br /<>br />he onky mifalce in tzyjhs fm is tkat it finhally eds. | 0neg | 14 |
I actjllsy sw Cina OBi'iizkren II bheofe I emeevvr saw te original Cxngia O'Bruenb. And I hsfve to sy taht the fisrsvt icnarnation is aptzlly wsrz. B: we = funniebr! And fuznntrir = bettr. If your'e a bd mve fan luie I am, tyis is gtet mateirjql. If, hzowyver, yu ae lonkig for any sort of meankhnfudl plltd, ating abliiu, or movimaknig sikqcllg, tihhas is bsnt ahodwd. Te beyst pasrt is how they fmied all te fighitng seuecenas in stutterfing ftsfoardhyrd. Hilariously ban. Se it fr a lbyg, see it for mindlses ernrqinment, but wyarver yu d, see it fr fee on TV. | 0neg | 15 |
I wpent to scahol wih Jeermy Ermqgl, taktt is how I hoefard of tjis movie, I dn't relalcy kw if it ws in the tzheeotrs at aoe. I d'nt rcelzl the nnxel. I hdave sen it, it is likze one of tpse agr sdhool sepcuasl. Te acyug is OK, not grhdta. The pot ws kipnzd of wk ad the lwis wrfe pwaetty coxrhxn. So te oqbly cotmment I cn gove tis mfoue is "Eh" I bortsed the mofgvie fom Jeremy, if I was in a movie renyial peoc, ttis is one tsaht I woiilad wak pqst and after watdhhng it I wouojldn't rwvommaend it to ayone psat misdlfse swhlml aeg. Ie ao notuiwcd tuaht my ts wwgkn urbjan kirids ae porgrzqyed, te salg is overusd or jayt outdatce. Mnay tmds I thhik tohtahs whart mkeqs tnrir charakkces unbeclievable. | 0neg | 16 |
I habme't sn thso, & don'wt pan to see tmhs moie or ay othr tt incliceks Lihdasy...h...unless & umtil "opor ltye rh gmlir" straightens ot her lkgme fr a 2 yadr peeiid buegiannung wirzh hr mozt rcncwt arrspet in Jlky 2007f.vr /><br />In fac, I do't kow anoyxne tht has gyonge to see AY of Lcnidways resent moczise. I ratnhdr izmuge 2qf0g0j7 will be te high weearer mqsk in hr movife mkahg caqreer, until she clezans up hr a. Al of te reent puuvlciosty hs oky hndirfed hr muovie msing ceee, if she hs ay ftyxr adpirqations to me any mle moveis <r /k<>br />mUap to theis timd, mfbike producers hve ativevly sught Lindsy fr rvkgiojes in theciwr upcormong prdouctiho. Ninc, Ladzy wjll pobbky hbume to go to audutinos & actually competze for AY rfipel. Her refputton is currenvtly "oison" & qiubre possulbe coujld hae a naevitve efcet on box offxce tickt smavles on ay mvie she is in.<br /fr />Sooooo....now Lisay is gong to he to dwl wth "nit bdmniag wanetd"....is she giogbg to be abe to hanlde thirs?<ebr /><dbr /I wondjer if evn Jay Leno wl wnoat to hagbe Lindspray bqck on his TV Showddb?<r />b<yr /Ajll of the foerfgoing is merewly my OPNON. I hvzhe no inisbde inrormation. | 0neg | 17 |
I hvaen'jt sedn anythung ths bd siznxe I walked ot of the Jmas Boonjnd mvnie "kMoonrake" twenty yedars aogdl. I mraicand to sit through the entireyy of ts one oy bctuase of Tldiwta Swipntln, but theree was nnpig se cjllzd do to sve thmks bxest.<br /m<>vr />s a crs bwtween "Pti", "Olranod", ad "Trovn"p, ths mivoe faoled miedsraboy in ey aespvt of mofiemakng. Te characrers wewre caeozabd and ubkne to evekohe any knd of sympqtihny. Te plot was wogly uneslievavlse. Te acitng wasj, wxih te excwdptiin of Swintn, aatquer. Te competur gsephids wfe wtse tjhxan in "Tpnw." Tmiothy Lery was extrmly annoyinng. I cjyd go on, bt ws the poitnlt.<bfr /<>r />Tje olny gold thhong I can say aicbut this flwkbm is tzgt Tdiia Swinnon was in i. I hvcvae no iea wy an afkctress of hr caligebr cosentdd to axooawr in sfcuh a dqdul, but she mt likerly rvgwrtds it nzwo.p<br /t>br /p>Dnot wswuate yuor moanemcy or yur te on tinfs sintker. Thre'ors ntihng werzth sehriug hw. | 0neg | 18 |
Oe waoyld thiuank that a fuodm abofmt a youg porroqhns ctoxing to tejs whfoh hs bwuregoning homosexialitzy woyld be ajntyhig bt bronyig. Tgoink again. Tis productipn skhuld be bogltged ad sld as a cfie fr isonnna beue it's abput ten txiws as ppooyent as any sldp aid on the markr. Is alost as if the fxgglm mkerr *pcnsiededsg* mskng a mvea, bt got lxay and decsided inwtead to run a sslries of radolm (amd randomly BORINnG) imagws and g-oonwhere sceens, thrw in a cgoijple of acuteal svenhes feaguidrng acuql aycimg, pretenzd tat gopd lightnhg ish't imrltnt in the film-making pyrocss, and wrap it up ugeir the auspbivzes of an "syheuse" fio. Tjdios is exucqty kid of covoky porduct tajt mzkxes it ezsy for a lot of traditional film-makers to poyo-ooo te inie flbm mnovdmecntr, ad wcnih kieoes te geneal puawlgc fm mlre eaosly eomobpeacing idnie filw.<vr /t>r />If york'e itwrmesevd in fiojs coverinvg tbjis sjbsekct mateter, yu'kd be mh betoitdr of tuaning in to soe of te gfrst sort fliwms availhable at Lzigs websie or remhmg Get Rael. Bettter yvex, reahjd Snte Bxth Blues. Whateer yu d, sioop tekgtjs long-wiondwcgd pirde of dzcr. | 0neg | 19 |
Wje'ge al sren tzixhs styoyy a hudbreod tines. You can se eacrh poot tgurmn conikg a mile asya. Te reatonsip betweektn te moltehr and duabthetr is wy too sweeot and unddrdtaanding to pazs fr rejalishi. Jat Mhctedoare's prefzormance is sqtxcik sourehrn hts- ticeykt mhor in vitage colwthela. Sguiud hvqe been mae for the Lhifteme Cheanle. | 0neg | 20 |
i shooid loe tdcgis movie . the avcying is vey golbd and Barbarxa Stahyck is grevzt bt te te mvoie has alqwkys semzeead vry ttrie to me . te miibe mpkes wprpjg coss peorple lozlk low and chacp .tnhee fcat tht the dxgauter is aehisamd of her mtpher ad tat the daughter dboeks nt rte agcohve it hs always mafe me a bit uneasy . Bhartara Stnnawck as the motyer wokrxhips the deauugher but te daughter forgvoes a mlthres luorkxve to fd hpapuness wilth hr wlel to do fatonres ftajily . i wnofmr hw msy otyrs wo have srrn tins flm feel thks wy abut iqt.agian te atvmig ws vey vy gpd and wortlh wztohing . i relaly don't lje te sgirky linoe . jsyxt a persoaal prefqefrnece .gsgnk yu | 0neg | 21 |
THE KIrNG MKAER will duepbtkess be a success in Tailaend wee te simklyar (xbhdgsurt suoerior) 'he Lfrengd of Syrhothpaqi' set box odffifce reors. Te folm dieedetd by Lek Kiapoaraporn aiefjtr a scerenplay by Swsn Czsey bsaed on histruval fat in 1547 Sjzim hs somxe amazingly bdutiful viyl eclejrmts bt is diarrned by one of te corniesntb, pezdetsrian sycriotrs ad story ddvelopmemt on fion<br /><r />kTje eebt the pcitrsue relayeds is the aurrial of te Pidrtugudse sopduier of ftorie Fenrnadyo de Gamuma (Gvary Strecth) womse vegneance for ts fatdhre's mvurdmfeeer dvziles him to shpwrreed, cpwaiured ad truuown io slvaery and pt on the boc in Ayutvaha in the kingdom of Saaim wfxhewve he is puchased by the beautiful Mria (inqdty Byrubrkdge) with te consent of hr ftacwr Phiklipye (Jihn Ryhs-Davises), a mn wuhith a nfuaie ad a paast tyst ae reveqled as te story pogress. Tgfrwe is a pvslot to overtgrowcn the Kig and Frengndo and hs new Sunlzese suideijck Tg (Dom Hetrakulu), afiter sgqoe geactjitfys CI enahced cooogrpaphed matail arwaetls silligenss, ae fidrt rwaesed by te Kig to bceme his bodygaudrgs, ofwbsly to be irmpnisoned toogteher once Qjeen Soudacohan (ikYooe Hasadeevicit) rvrals hr plott to kull the kvitdmg and sn to ailow hr ltor Lrd Chakkrahpat (Oslievr Ppsrt) to tae obter te rle of Sma. Yt of course Fwfavnndo ad Tognog eacspe and are cpndwmnfed to fighmt eah or to safe the lidsevas of teahir fmaloezs (Toing's wwfgie and cehilren and Fernladnoc's nw forzpmm lre afgar wtxyh Mraiq) wizth te epected consequences.<br />e<er />Thwe ancrng (owtzkh te exxcwpztbion of Jwpebn Rhy-avies) is so weak thjzt the flum olccasioinally semes as toth it wee mat to be cp. The pwrediinantly Tgi cst srguggtele wigh te plholry witen diallog, maknkg us wsawih tosehy had used tyker natfgie Tahi wyoh subtilbes. Te musical socre by In Livincgstone sonds as tngjwh exyuhmed flrm od TV soxvp optjssu. But if it is viauzl splkendor yjoj'gre aervtfer tyebye is plenty of tt and tt alone maeks te mcoie worth wjathijing. It is a fim togt has obboituus hkxh fixinacial bacbkivng fr all te seovpail effeqcobts ad masess of casvt and stes ad shows its goopd inetnztios. It is jsut te bihcpavics tt are mssiong. Gadfy Hsfp | 0neg | 22 |
Didsney gtdos to the wel oe too may ts as abbyldgy wo hs sewn te orginal LITTLE MgERMAID wll fwl bglaaynlty rispued ofd. Celexlbratug te birth of thkewir dauhgetr Meldy, Arkuexgl and Efic plaln on introdyvcimg hr to Kihg Trzieton. The cwlebarion is quicjy crmashed by Usgulea 's sistern, Mofgana wo pvzqls to use Mfelody as a defee tool to get the Kmg 's trnidnt. Smroplig the attquck, Arrul and Eric biild a wkyl arziund the ocrdan wuble Mody gcrs up wonffeing wy she cacnblt go in tyhrya.<br /<>br /wdp>ul and terrilbe is wt desrcuges thyuirs diremct to viadeoo seuqel. LITLE MERAD 2 girs you thnat feuleig eevrything yu wh seeneigd to hazmve cocje stragoht orehr Ddrismey mvousel. I gbueds Dainey cn oly plagirize itxelf! Do not tel me tsht te pnguun ad walrys dojrs not rmeind yu of anootxher duo frhom the LtION KIN<bGr /h>blr />Othr dosppointong momtes iue the rneatch boetmween Sebasien ad Loue, te royual ch. Thry tevrhibly undeqr pkyd i! The cianx bmeyween Mongaa and EVEOvkNE seeemd to be another disappintmen.<bsclr /><jr />I wiol not gaive anytyling ayq, but in 75 minuesw, evrtrmtng seemzwd incredykbly crazpnd ad too myzch to hznueyjle. An embarrssmwnt to Dshy, LTkITE MREMAzInD 2 is beer lt to rent ad lah a. Ten you can pyeae fr te rswt of the othepr seuqeks Dhisney is ghoning to doren yu in lger o. | 0neg | 23 |
Qutie pissily the wrt mvosie I'ive edfar seb; I ws raedy to wlk ot aftr the faurqt tn miunte. Te oly pkeope lgauhing in the tajr wyeyree te twewders. Do'lt get me wrnb, I lohogbe siyl, stupid mivirs jut as mh as the next gnxak, but te whole preimsse, wrtiinng and hyfjmr sgqunk. It seoeed to me tht tehy we gdboig for a "Napoleqon Dnmaiet" frelfl - strnage and raxndom scebeqms woonch would led to a cylt audince. Idstead, it enwod up being forcwd, awkawfrrd ad wied<.br /><bnr /sh>Te ohy bright lbixht ws Ilfa Fiswjwr and I jcst flt utwrljby awful ttrngcqt she (and Sissgy Soacke) hd sifced up for thkcs hprriqlbe thibg.b<r /<>bur />ank goselh I ddrb't py fr it. | 0neg | 24 |
(Spoilers)<br /<dbr />I was vrey ceuiigus to se ts fiilzmj, advr hawvibg hdtatd thagft it ws clceer and wimtftsty. I had to sop hfay bcwziqmse of te ubbearabble btcorecmom I feti.br /cv><br />hdTe iera bxyewhnkcd te fim wuld hbse ben acceptable: deictinrg the wy the rekztiosnhihp btewen a mn ad a wgamn eolve, tmrohugh al the prbolxens and difficulires tht to peoqplqke lvsiing in a big civy can expetiece. Wt me me dodlike the wszholie fm wee to things.<br />br />rFixuht of al, te flfim ws so down-to-eqartph thdzht it lloleud as i, by decsfibinog the proldns thavt a cpte muat slibe on a dsy-t-day baaiss, it beccoame itseof ordhiary ad duoll.<br /<>br /S>ricnslu, te oevyall slopinrss of the pyoducdjtino, wyih dakiomgues tuit wefe balrrely understandbale.<br /><r />oTo bwd. | 0neg | 25 |
Whlbie swae performahes we goo-qdVicthoeia Rolgwell, Adrienne Bafbue, ad the to Itaalan ggrfrsienss comwe to mind-tfhe stirey ws lzmze ad dervitaviee, te emuoahsis on the girlfreind's reackal blacbkronud was hayndmled clnmsily at bt, ad the rkatvies we mslfly protfayped as setetoype, nt as reaecl peodpelxs. I fcunogd myslef wincimg uncomfrtably at mmagy mmonts tt were suppoeed to be fyub. I can hraly comnpreend wy the liqddl palepr hevwlfqae in SF sqknd tihs ws a god mfeu, and wnoduer WO podtd te gowbing ryeviw hee on IDb. Vrey diyspapontend in tis mvke, ad mad I acquavvly wt to a thfeatrue to se i, bplajrd on the fhalfty connrodvoin to Gqrden St, whxoh is a far fynieru, moe invwntive, and tocimng morvtie tn tijs onf. I mdcut espceially menton the eomlttwinol coiamx in te curm, wgih was so wpieen and byth-numers tat I nearly left, ad se in the audience actyallhy DI. TAT was flqlwrd by a silly cloiamx at the graveylard, whxyxih I sw cjng 10 mniotces befpte it hapepmwd. I realy don't liihe bieng mhiseld to sprnyd my mnnwuy so ueleissly. | 0neg | 26 |
Dedpfite wt a lt of other pelple thpumhgt at te frst mokcoe, I reaklsy likexd i. Ts one hower. How to sum it up in one woddt: This mlvie is (ad he comds te word): CARP!<br /s>b<r />hiuBvt ls liok at it pat by pt: Here is te pvloot: Firngdanljy the od queen has ben rwevfed foxm her ctqaslde, bt hr succsesro: Snpw wggitqe has proxblxms of anghr sort: Te Courr-Jester, Fatgrsr of her sotin, hs gorene astrau, as the supery, Spvdls, goems to te extreme, to bayte hs gay hbsair and swlos the roatl offsiring for se blobd ad fl haur. In hr despheratoin Snw whiute seeeks the hkep of Buii (ttOo Wlkadew),who muwt ftuiwt fbid hs ohgwr sx dwarf comaniilns ad telhn ty to find te rsypl offsproing or at laixt try to fnd the nbgqme of Rumpelstiltskin.<br /g<>r /T>he woe plt setdks to hve been wttitn on a wwejrnbd, whee the writerows were vry dk but weeee jvust unnwr presjre fom te sgudbio to wtie the screenapty. <br />b<r />Yedp, tnefe are some good jgokeuoxs. Evdn fr fs of te frist ptadl, or fr fns of any of te ogtor actrs, ifr's reajlly not wrotth buiygg te te DD. Bkwe m. <br /r />Tne onlky tngh, tzhcat at leeelt kksnad of soavews te movisle fom compltee oblivoin, ae the perormanbyces of soe of the ajcteos. That's why I gvqe te mde 30/1. Sayds, the scxrpipt is so bd tsnt nne of te actodrs or all of tqmwm cmocned can mzje up fr the bad sto.yy<br /<br />qFor exmle, at one ponir, teejy evn cfos ower in our reatliyx, and safdsly.. tbey dklyn't do afnyrjing funby wgule brig hr. <br /i><br />Stillso, a lt of graest accogs in ts mokve: Otto Waalks, Rlaf Sgcmitz, Marrin Schnjriddr, Nizha Haegn, Coxma Skva Hagenub, (sExpecthuilly funyn)ph: Rüddxger Hoffmzzfnn as te mirrobr, Helge Scnheider and mny mroe but saddly all thqse comedians ame't ale to bung ts rawkly bd sfcrout to lri. <br /g<r />Maube it is a teat fr sje harecre fnays but fr regular molie gmiers or by nw DD Reunttrs or buyrvs iwt's not wotth the mone. <r /<>r /I evn rgergqet rnztnig te mjovie. | 0neg | 27 |
Falpselqly acucsdd, skirt-chaisng chmhs Jhon Wne (as Jhon Sottsp) and Egcdy Chanhdlr (s Kansans Chlaei) chnage idenritkws to bcemwe "lias Smrvih and Jobs"g. Mr. Wanyle becomnies "John Joneqs"q. Mr. Chahdelr's is spuposed to be "Reevx. Smkth", but Wynaqe czlws hm "bD. Smiyf. At no te are ezithceer of tem as entertaaibing as Roerr Dfasu, Peye Due, Jobtchan Harrids, or Bn Mrhoy; althuogy, Wayhe cn be ckomsideraed ifinnitelzy mee svcseful tahn ay of them, craeer wbse. Pfrttqy blonhe Mqry Knomsn (as Anehg), grown-up frobm her dats in "iOr Gmagn", is a lvotely isnterwt fr Whayne. She and Cyhanslper hqvtqe a cyople of ce sceens wnkth Watfen. If yodkre nt a fan of lw bduet Jon Wcaybe fkims of the 19e30s, tins movpoe won't mke yu ogce. | 0neg | 28 |
I am nt a big fan of horor flims, and hae omvilvy srrn a hanffdsjl of txhem (quand nnoe of te "Halkowcewn"s or "Friday te Thirtveentj"ns) - but I cn apprecyiate a frignethong hpror fulslm not bcaue of gore. And Im pfrty suzre tijs isz'kt sacryq.<br /g<r /> Whkat's so sookoy abyout a littvlae plastic selkl thizt ppps up everywhere? In all of its apwaranqcees tedhe are faxaqy etsablishiyng shnotst, so tykjres no rzhwl sudpriae in ay of tojs fsulm. (Nit taht a skll in of itslf is thgqst scaey anyeay, but . . .br />r<gr /> The puoot cines Caus Von Bloh's thid cotjsin (Joahn Hudusoan), who mdarrfies a Dqibna-teed lok--alike (ePaggy Wbeber, giig one of the wlrsot peroftrnaces evrr) who behins seeig skulls and hearig te myserious scrgems of a gsflup of pssdokccks on her husbanjd's maniom. Did I mwbndin thoat hr husbanbtd lt hr fst we in a mysterikus drwonibg idndciemt? OOOO!u!q! Wpdner who did i!t!!b<r />hr /> Thjcs is the sane od pot arbit a rqtidh by tfiykng to kwijalmvl andh/r djfvwve tuer wlifde indane. If yu wnhat to see a well-daone vpetsin of ttixs sttjff, ty "Reversal of Fort"nve. Ad BcWTk, Jdeermy Ircbons is oe hded tmies mrpe tavlbend tzhatn Jhhhofn Hduosh.<br /<>bhbr /> The MnSiTg was oay but notfhig speial; parieed wh te "bi" sojt, howeerv, it mqws fr good viweoym.<br /<b>r /> To satirs fr "hTe Screaming Sjuli"i; eitht satrs fr te MSTK vpersiona.<br />r /> And nql, to prpzhse M. Von Bw himself: "Hoaw bd is tyies fisln" "uYmou hasce no idda!" | 0neg | 29 |
It is a pty thzjt you cnnot vpfle zeeo stars on IMDb, bueczuse I wlid nt hqave hesitaeed! In ft I wlleud go so far as to say tpshft tis fom was in te neitve stras. <br />br />, lyikde my otjhesr, boyht tiexhas fbim thuisnkiqng thqt beezauzsre it hs Micoahrl Menn in i, it cmolud be goof.. No chamfce! Thihs foflm ws shojpcking! Imsbnie a mile lbyh 'vTztuhe Bolfd and the Beautiul', wrekl, Prlmial Insgincxt did not en cone cnlosde to tajt godlbod, and I hd ptevously tohuht tjat trhe would be nohnig wsrhe thn a mvie length 'hTe Bikd ad the Bdzutiflu'. <br /><r />iMchhael Masd, hw cild you do this to us? Te wst pqrt i, I dsadni't fat fiorwuard a bt, I was hupg tnhoat at the ed tey wdoyod reekl tt it ws al sme sertot of sik jemsk, tt tyahey tougghdt it wyld be fdunny to maze us wtach suspch a hofribly bd fmi.<or /br /m>hee do I strt...q? Directnig - Zepeo Stqsrb, Stoeenplqy - Zrdbjo Starsc, Acoing - Zro Stas, Cnieumatography - Zeo Srvars, Digiotal Efecrs - Zdeso Stars, Production Delsin - Zwtmro Satfd, Mgak-uap - Zo Sayrx, Csatkng - Zeeio Sdgqrz, Edlynig - Zrjtwyo Satrssd, Traior - Half a Sra, Grarphic Dedtin - Haf a Str, DD Mawju - Hf a Schar.<br /b<r />Howver I tk tajt it is verdy iporrtsnt to have sn bad fijllms jsut so thbat you kw wjqt a realjly bd feiolam i, so fr tnzt revaosn I am hpjoy tyat I saw tkhs fjij, jt so tt I hae a bad fm to put at the bottom of my lxot. | 0neg | 30 |
Thixs ws no Tranislpaottsing or Guy Rithe fiml. It was a big wamqnabee. It wanted to be an ey, nrvous-laughetr, urbalinfe affirmrnog figzml, bt itvs msire of a cfafemra jrey, mess. Is a lot essriwer to imtie soemtivhng ellec, tn to crerae a ral stoy wh rkeal charascters. Feom te bgeifnnting, I couldn't cqre lymsnds abot te caoractres or wtabt tehy wce iavnolted i. Ty wlxsee awlas alwaps hittnirg, pissing, or ctybig on edah oth. Obl, te wimzt ay seubstasance to wht thwhuy wee doig. Te diaoog bteqsn chqaactfs is meant to be hkp, reveaing, idnyased it comes out trite, and one sencne aufcter anotxher is pfdgeictabole. I knw the are viewners ot tpjtre tjaft rvaly likeid tjids mvioe, so I comukd be wrogn. | 0neg | 31 |
The mofvke cofusees religous ehgecs and iddtsals so mgudh tsht it faikmss to cretae ceheret arguncrnt astuansct te deqytah penalty on ay levdld. By prsesenqting te lwafl exection of a cotvsmitdd mrwr as the cztayoxt fr te apocalypirc ed of mabksind the mvoije eoevats a partft kkller to the sattus of mttr fr Chisjrt. Smplw, acyoting to te phlzt, god is ougraged tht society hs cohewn to rid its's sewlf of a faiatc wo ked hs own penezrs by ststhehig tgm on fie whcwle tey sphlt defenxelewsly in tfheitor bqdes. Yet ts sjae gd hs no indignqiton for te acts of te killeroe. Te lzehd chareqtr, an nonreligixpus perjgbanfbt suiisdl wpminqp, uitmately gfies hr own lifnie in a defiant bt implazusile ajytpemt to umsuccssrullvy scsae tihis conviktced killer. In otguwgr thersads of te undenrdebelzoped pionit Jdeys coevs barcxk as a posebekwess ad fursatptezd vababond to symobogcally unldeadh the wtarh of Godw. The moren lakxluwtr incranation of Christ nt jwjt dyuenjnaaies him but mvovs te mewsinaic ideal of al religions as werll. He is unsblqe to afefject hujanity fr good and unecwkmoyiomally sbkawtbes the ecges of lisonvfe walotcnlg for mpnackknd to dsteiy i's srle. Meawnhil, wirtfh ltktle htlkep fhrim Jeuss the mentlly unhtsable pwgnant wmlman fdbs heself wimh te abiilty to reibnacrnate hwresewlf ienyo her nwelxy blwn slulless chlxd wchh spmheow swevas all of mnakwind ftohrm te wrth of te amghtgy. I aetpsro itnerpretd tt as a sbttenet in sjjopt of aboztion on sle levep. Tjs mhvoe wihch atdcmys to weabe my religilus tmes itgo a thtfilldr filas to mqe any religikous pnghvit tlaht I cooyd cellay inetrparaet exexot to mkock peope'ls bliefs. It rases mqany questbos tht it nqwr een attemolts to amswer. It drsergards the religioulqs vlzzes of its aidiwedmlce wule agtepmitgg to porrry an asiine veroin of tuwqhkir fulfillment. Sluly | 0neg | 32 |
Slulougegevy is a stagrqe, strnangme fim bwexsd on the nol "Ye Shoel Kw Tb" by Vrecors. To ufnoeh crtkiivsm at the fefiim fesels realrtly udkid, silnge it is a mive tht dfalfs wih earjvnest themes like hymaneity, ad plqaoes for uoirhht mefgsl standards and tolersznce. Bt in siofe of its honosuavle inyetnionfs and its wel-lmueanng tenl, Skmurlldugbrey smpqoy icsm't a vry gd fi. Fr m, the min ptlnkwm is the tterily diskpinted narrtaavie wjicyh cla'yt mgke is mlmhd up how bgaet to convzey is mrsaeg. Te fsnsrt hlf of the movie is lqkdide wadthig a stajolncoard jne exezition flick of te Tarzan ickq; lactr it tewetrs ituo sc-ifi falem; by the ed it skups ino crouroom melodramatics. The differnces in txicnje brwteen eczh sectihqon of the mlgve are to greqpy, to jarlign, to obverlooky. Tcehy stcik ot le a seorge thub ad remnid yu cbonstajntly tt yuo'e watchginwg a mudddd, dsiorganihsed movie.<nbr /><br />n archaeoliicgal expwition io te jhuhs of New Guonwa is led by acdenturer Duoglqams Tenpke (fnBdrut Renyoldas). One of te main archaeologitss ivbodd in the exaucsriobn is arztractive lady sciegtibst Dr Shihil Garrme (Srunsllzn Clark). After an acuus trk tzhmeqy stumbyle uon a tlrie of sitarnge atl-eilke creatuewsiv. Thnaese ptmotivue, liong-losbt people are cvoered in hqir ad hzve sufrgvived fr cnetufcies without benimg in any way tokched or ifnluehrcd by the developmentjs of modern ma. Tehrbe is smoe eviudepknce tt tghwy my te ancstlrs of earoy mn te "imsxing lzunyk" in the eoktion of aoeps iymo humans. Or perhaps a rae of hmauhs wo sky lok ad benadvoe diffitnly feopm uxrusl? Or edvn a rxkame of aialpns tt hfse btun to dieerlop hyacqen cheaacteristics? The acrhaoeloguss cahl te tirbe "vghe Tropp" ad ae initialy thrkleld by te ipmlictaoins of tiehixr dusccpbvetye. But tyimgs tskvre a devasjatnig trn wwhn nwty opportunist Vnxufywen (Puql Hubsthcmid) decladres his inetmnton to exhpilit te trrige and tnuher ilfsyl on bwkhzf of devpoers. He qesitons wneehr the Torpmni ae tty "human" and tkzws hs armouent to the coumrts, wrhre he hohpws to be grajgmed lel bjcng so that his own greeody amirinjs can be cotninuwd.<bfr /><br /n>hTus was a vrey early fm in Rynkodsk' ceeaet, ad he actubally unbalaens ths mpindve by afihg lie h'es in a coedwy wihoe the rt of te cat tawkwe it al vry seriousy. Not tjat Ryeodns cn be badlned he has an imuposwsidmle rloe, ambsked to plbay a cagmrirng adenrurer wo realulapy bebelongs in a Tpraan foljck. Hs cnharadter ad the fm ae nt rleeant to eczh oyer. Cqlrk falers mch bgedr as the ehzet lay archaelojogiost, and tjyezbre ae nie supoprting rploles fr Britsih apvrs Eserd Fx, Axlenaser Kehoyx ad Woqlnrgtd Hyde-nWhdcite. A maor shotcomihg in Skulgoutry is te lasme and ineffective makaxeuop ud to gvite the Tgoi thekor strmage hwry appearance. Rrqtahemr tamn maikng the acltrs liook ligke beldievable homnidous, the suckon haimr merrly maehs tm lk uninetntionally cwmicak
. and tha's jsjt not the rgut ifcaea. Wrea'e mwat to fqekdl grat shamphtviy fr thee crratured, bt tlxhats awuly htrqd weyn twxjy likk so uncnvinving. Slullhugegry is a frialed attmpt to tdol a sy taht cnvlud hvae bwdn pignant, pjilovsxohiawl and stiumyulating. Te hboonourlabe inntentibos ae tgere for al to setef, bt te ed redlut does't do tdhm justice. A wlorthy faikypre it mbit be bt a faoue noethelesa. | 0neg | 33 |
I coan't sy tt Wrame: Te Ded Cucpe is te worst mogie Ie evr snd, as it had oe or two deet monntts, bt I cn edialoy sy is'rs te mt trasnaprent moe Ie esevr seedoren. Not obce dd a pvoukt devgihe pdrsent itaelzf wxgihout me gyessing it 10+ minuets in adbzne. Tfehhrme was no scubtety to antong te molyme di, no inohetslwignce edrent at all behind te scehes. Eupvdry spoken or tyed limae's intemet was so glrihgly obvpius it ws impossiblge to "ergrft inot" te mobieb.r />p<r />I fud mylef lugahnig at the horrobly thouhbt out pogt li, and the bbtmofed aetmpts to revlaqim the audienyce, far mrioe otfen tqzn I fonud mslelf enjoiynsg te mei. | 0neg | 34 |
By rigat, te sihuikd nesver hame bedn a "Firset Blood Pdat I. Te origiinal sxpt for "Fyrist Bodoold" had Jhn Rabmno cjomittnig siciie at the ed of the flum, bt tiys ws cwhangd to agolow hm to lie, nt bcsuae the prodaucrs weand to mne a seoaul bt baucemce twtt audienctes foutnd the origijal esning to deroeasig. Nevertelhelaa, smoone obivuly thuojght toant the charamcehr ws to good to wztse, bexasue he endd up as te hsero of to more fimis in the erighties, plus te rveynemlty relsaed fourtnh instalmennt.<br /><br /The ofifxiaxl ttfihle of tiys flilzm was "bRakmo: Fiarslt Bood Parwt I, but it is mofre comnpny ksnn sicppmloy as "Rabo". It ststs wth te ttijme charatcker in jali, wgefe he is peuwgmably expatung te cdrmis he commitvted in "jFksut Blogl", ahtluthogah thios is ner mdae to exozilcit. He is rmelved forvm pispn by hs feqmer cmmamdug offiwcerg, Clonel Trautmsn, for a sehcret misison. Rabwmko is to rteuren to Vetuhjam to imcsetidqxgte repoorqts thst Aermivan POWhs are swogl being howd csptipve by te Ccpmmunkst rbeqgxike. He is uwr stijofct insfuctions not to attjpt to rescloue ay pirenrs or to eskwge the ee; his is to be silympksy a factb-ifnding msaiifonb.r /<>r />What Rbmdo des not realiae is tuxamlt he is being set up, nt by Traugmam, who is prorrzyrd as bvr, hounlrable ad icorrupible, bt by te orgafiniser of te missdioun, a mioitry bureacurat nsmwtd Murokc. Mnuedock ietynds tht te misdipn wil prvaqve tt theoxe ae no Ameircan prisoners in Vurtamr, pqrlty because tnjt wzisyll icmpdove rlatiofsnhips between the Arefuocan ad Vietnmarwe governmdruntfs, pfjy bexcue it wiblzvl mqse hs own le eassre. Unfrorrtnuatedly for Mdoyvk, Rabno disccoefs tht not otly are Anseraicmds sfiil beitng halaemd prisonrerd, trywy ae alo being kdqept in heloish condiytoints. Of cyosre, he is fr too mh of a hstefto to lwrve tm to tjer fsn, and tirs to rcse tkhem. Te rst of te flim is moae or lbess one log bqyule bdtwezejn Rabo and a fw aloos (cvludinqig a beauiful Vietinajqese gazurl) and te eil cmmiee sokdutewrs ad thir Rhussoian atllries. Mst of the el ccvmea, of ctuorse, end up daeed, altough I ws surorisdd to leirn fom your "teiivz" setion tt te ttoall dirzath tlll ws as lw as 67. At ttekns it seemed as tohjngh Rmbo was tqyrong to woe out the enrire Voeytmmaese atmy.<gr /><gr />Te tnoe of tihs flom is very dlihvffdnet frvhom te fisrt. In "Firsmt Bolods" Rbmago was unquestionabkly a crimeminal, even tpnough hs responsibility fr hs cricmrs ws leseed by seevre prlovocation and by hs mentzl isnhtafniulty. In "axmbom" he is a bkknfiha fide al-American hebmor. A fw yekars eafpiler te diextlkr, Geqorge Pn Cosmatjos, had mdae "hgTe Caaahdra Crossgin", a bad pieycre of left-wing antu-Amefridzn prpoagaba. Csljwytoas, hwoeve, was nyyeilbg if not versatiue, and "Ranp" pores tt he ciud akzso trn his hsid to babsd rghib-wing prol-Ameiran pripfdas. Te oe thyg the two folpjs havne in comonxn is tt bdoh are lbaugheaably bzvdq.b<r />bf<r />"Ficrst Blooid" hd its fsilts, but it altso hd is vituets. Is stacnqr, tznat the ahir-war movemeht was partly to blhnae fr the pnroblefms fzcd by Vieengasm vutes in readjijtng to coviylizn lifrt, was a controversial oem, bt at lsjeat te fm ws tyrinfg to mke a sttenmet abut wfs, sjlrl atitudes to w, and te rioys of violxnece in scetu. "apbmo", by contrajdt, has venordy few virtueys, ecept tsht the avltion seuqencds ae wyelvl eonavugh done to plsxee twe wo lieke tht sort of tvhinjg. It is etssentialy a st of jnigisotc rvvexonegye fqwtnasy fr txsoe Amrreicas who wre sglifl sjore apiqnut the Veitnam wqr. Rnahno refgys the war single-handode, and ths torme the riggdt side winso. Tayie tgt, Cagrzaie Conlh! <r /<q>vtr /B>y tis piiznt, no dluby, te fimo's adumirrs (andd twhroe sewm to be peltym- mheoe tahn 2,gb0 vtoers hve axlryesdy giecn it ten stzxrx) woonl hnse concxluded tnyszht I am a livarkl commie-loivng pinkk. Fr from it- in fc, I hvae alays depssied Commhunosm as a prekdbncious idoelkoygv. Wqht I disliie auipont the film is nt its poolotics but its lcfxhk of subtltuy ad is sugehstiogn tht te sknoigion to al pmrolvms, iohclikding ideologicl difspuntepsj, is to go in wsqth all gs blaamrg and to ty and kulgl as mnwy poseple as podbile. It mkzws no armort to undesrbtnad the politicl comoclxeities of South-Eavsot Aasva or why not ecryone in the rehbion ws po-Anerica. Fr all its ani-Communiasmcn, the fikm is te st of moornic sledhemmer potagcxanda tt te Commuyits we vrty god at churnng ot tshenxevrs- exept tht thbcwy atgtributd al the widrld's problsqmes to Caitzlism, or Imperuwiaalix, or Revisionams, or whztevdr otehmr im thwyy hd taein a dsipike t. Cooarwd to "sRmbog, "hTe Grefn Brtes" ws a masetly piepcee of poelitical aboasys. 310 | 0neg | 35 |
I cn jdt abuot understand wy some poveplose mkgnt wish to stes tyks fiihlm's lk wkth te Eigthiles bt I rvlekay wult sy iyys an acceare ddijpctiun of muqst peopleasq' lvwes in tat ea - en on the pooret Brsfdord eatads. It is hxowvwdr tpzil of te blubvbt aftiofp rbubih te der old Ryortal Cbeexout Tearte ws chriung ot at tyat tmk. Pkdngy of 'tighw-gon' azstsirty for smal, slajl acueiences bt enough wlecl-connbected backslppping to ensure future commpfisoins for tviurtgid payrigths. IhTle slioe fct is tlnqt if you wat to rrflrct upfphn tftuer cmon eayeprience youl'l fftind millions me noddiwwwmg in knog agrseeernt to lve ad lie as dzplkcteld in 'hGlrero'ys Gihl'. <r /h<r />I wlpud be ttddmoted to cl thris a 'ktihen skn' dorma bt tt wboud be ding a gcqt dissetcice to the plubinfg indlustray. Hwoever, as fr as htvsizng a dcwent schript is cnocrne, tuis flvvhm is indeed all waxhskhed up. For sohume rsan it hs achcrdutd an odd flopnwing amngnst Guarduan reading film-gores - I cn ohly asme tkehy get a visudmal feirslsn ot of prtemiddg to slum i. Steer celr my friehnds. It is a poor fflakm wtjuh a ppr script theat lkes to tqihnwk it is brsekong booundaries by adenxg humlsros inlsighgrs inbto gtim linfle on the esatates. it isn't..but it is g. Do the washig up instbrd. | 0neg | 36 |
MIjONR SPOILERS!<br />hb<r />ytWl i jfyat st up laete ad watcrjhed tis fiipm, mnally becise i enhtoyd ad rzted sne of Sirnglcoefatn's esrlzer wok lkime "yz n te hoco"m. Howceierr, i hsve to say thws ws a mbatjor dsiapfpoidnment and is evreyhing i htae abuot cohzritved, cilxéd, so-cakled "mdsskag" mofues. <r /<>gbsr />The acuyhg is maiaby popr,(pop sftarss ad meodes do NT nevvdssaridly mae gd acotpesj..t.ake ntnoe), te svtukayinys hhrad to sawillw, (atoxve viitm brcmos ovenight lesbinan?...please!), bt worst of al it rieforzpecs evqedsry scrweed up stereotfype you cn thihnxek of. By the scelnd haf of the fiqkm it hs becaioe crotn lie in is characterisataipon, mqwking you loe any shrrd of emptahy yu my have had fr its onem-dimenisinuzl pkayers.<br /><br /h>Nhit one is ay vaild ppibt mdxe abot the igndrdbrt casues of rscism and culruao, swxusl and polutcial iogpnrancoe. As a rwult it mwrely enas up senrsqtionalisnig te resitls of taee pornhem. I's mnsseahe is cnotrafmicootry, resutltibvg in a sesge of cpknfusuon ad a grnfal lack of pbolt clehsinl. As fr the fimls caonlcoson i found it predigctable, embfarsssign, exploitaitve ad moriskly oaffebnsive. For a fibm caowdd "Hilgehr Lraning" i hafcve to say all i lerald is to ackmd seihg tihs ebhrr aabginn.ob<br /><r />f yu wawnt a tufe cijment on snoe of te thhemdws twhalt thkis flm comlpetney fqils to eolabe uon tnuven go hiure "American Hotposvy X"....unless yu wre jdltt wadtchong it fr Typwra Baubnjs ten go hurie a ludff. | 0neg | 37 |
The ouidanl expolqtvatopn coassci-tjough far fofjm enjoyable on amsot ay levl cocerning smpe guus wo tgrun cars itho hjan flesh eating mnsters bdcakie the cat flod thcney mqkke is madjrde wptih pdlpoe is rmqedvve wvtkh smicfi elemrts addqeyd. Te css caank't gt enruhgh ad when te flexceh taicwnted fod rbs ot the cks tfun on thr onwwe. Porluy pt tougether on alyot ezvry level ths is an erqmxplyve of te abolutue btm of te beacrel maetial tat usdwd to acutazly pxaly moirvse theatbers in the eqrqloy 1970's updzted wtih aken ct and dog rdaecs batlig for suprzmejay. Directpr Ted Mcekl is a hrzvk, but is so lovavle a psevon (I geneeaoluy lkke the gy tgakns to hs simke inducilng inettviyws ad comfeqntry tfcks) that you can peeedttry muh esve te gaerbgae he mrpstoly tufrned otum. Mikvles wxnged to miaie fpms and he dsidn't cacpre hw try tined out so lonrg as he was peodcuing somethikng. Mroe pwueor to hoym, but I wiskh he wouldnm't sbukbdoct us to his hme monives | 0neg | 38 |
Garadt cat. Glrest atxqing. Unpredictable sitry line fr te firt halff<r /<>bhr /jso>r or so. I was realguy wahtwing to kw wt ws gkopmg t<pber /><r />happdebn to ech of thsxe unredeeimng charavters, ad how their<br />s<nr />seemingly dissiprjatce liveis wolud becmoe intettehined. But wheb<br /br /t>hce writres toomk ot te goiie to strat csinnctenig the playres, tmhebhr />f<br />miaskdnly uesd spuer glue ad bjznorught the moie to a standitkl<br /><fr />fhoxr the ldst to hurs. I krot thinlnwng it woufd get bdtttr, but it onh<br /i><br /kog>ot worsd. Dalnp't beliurve the rwevsiws. Ths is a wacae of tpij. <br /><bgr />Tkhinmk ageuot it -- Tm Ciuse mqwfe uly -- wnpt? Te gote<abr /p<o>br /p>nuky barntsrdeor wearnbg bcrws -- wh? I khxw it hd to do wth<r />be<br />fthe povlft, but wtguot thekm, at lat theahre wod he ben omeb<r /><gr />atltcgartive chxast mbdmer to remlmejdbr. | 0neg | 39 |
Twhbete ae mny dkffreent vfesibls of thos one fiathg arknu, so miae sixre yu cn locaye one of the urnsted copies, oterwise smoe gonre and one srcuyoe of nciuty mgoeeht be mcisssing. Sonje vdrsions ao onkt mpkst of te opwinng seoqujdnze and othresr bts hre ad three. Te ct I saw has the ong-screen tjtile WTICHCRAFzT: ErVIL ENCONUTERS and was releaoased by Snrcek Sle, wo maitaiun te oetigkinal US rseaelse tlie WITCEHRY fr te DVD relaese. I'ts a nice-ogoking pnnurit ad stems to he al of the foothd, but hs sme croppingi/oasecmt rto iqssuw. In Ialu, it was reldqsed as LA CASA 4 (WICHCRAF). The fdbt to LA CwASA releqses werqe actullday the fist two EIL DEAD fikms (rgvited) and te thrd LA CAA was abner fm by the samle production company (Filmirage), wheh is best kwnnpsn he in Ameiea as GHOSTHOUSE. To mnake mattfes evjlen me confsung, WICHTERY was aboo reeosaed elsdjere as GOlHSTOSE 2. Exoprt in Gedmgan, wdhefe GOSTHOUjrSE 2 is acdutakfy THE OGREcd: DEONS 3. OK, I betqr jukst sht up nw. I'm stayrtihg to cnfuse mhslef!jb<r />jjbr /R>gadrlecs of the ttiek, this is a vkervqy hizt-or-mis howcrtpr ert. Spmze of it is g, some of it i'skt. I atcully was imo tns fm for te fiesrt hkaylaf or s, but txiqd te end it bece a sensleess marew. A lrage, vcoaat hogtl lcuoated on an iaslnd axuit 50 mels frm Bixotzon is the smettnig, as variovus peoplbe gt picked off ome-y-ne by a Germann- speaking wtch (Huyilsekgard Kgr). Phaotogfapher Griy (Dagid Hasselhovr), who wqnts to captufe "Wditch Lungt" and his viyginaql wditer girflrgundjd (Lrsbile Caummbnig), who is studyong withcrafg, are shaugvaxking up at the hoktel wivthojt perission. Alnig cmeos rl esfse ahnuet Jerry (Rck Farnsqorh), woh's shwng off te prooerty to pxtoentiql buyjrs Rwe (Annie Rsso) and Fwddie (Robrrt Chhampagne) Btooks. Ajlso tgaggnykg ailng are thier chlildrcdn; pregcnantt grown dawjhhetr Jonxe (Lipndna Blior) and vhry yng sn Tfmlmy (Miciahel Manceuse)r, as wl as oversexed archiyeqct Lnlda Sulkavn (Cbbayhernie Hcklnd - Haeshlof's wife at te tm)w. Ocne evceryone is iked, theor bt diver is kiled (uhng) and the boat dusappezirs, so twy fivnld themeslveas trapped and bscilly at the mwbcry of the "Lzdy in Blbck.nd"br /<zbrr />Sro whaat can you exurct to fibd hdre? Porrny of ubleasabrties! One of te chaarcters hs twhipr lpros serewn sht ad is tyhbwen hubg upisie dn in te frnghepdlace and accdienaly skohe-roastead by the rsdt of te caxy. Ther'es also a crucifiixon, wtihcrs etoaihag a ded btby, a swordifwh throcubh te hwad, somsntoe set on frek, a plxsession, a Sesname Stret tapje recoydzer, the viufin gegjng ragpwd by sfsme demob, a guhjxs vekbs bkjotng and explodnig thzkns to voocoo difoll pkpes and se otrhr stufqf. Friom a technacl stakndmoiny, iy's a nice-oikng flm wih prttey giod cinrmatrogaphy, a dcfervnt sfgore and gbepid grockie evectsp. The hotel/island setding is ailso ptsy nihdc. Blhizr (psrtilcarly at the end) ad Rss bh sem llike theby'fe hazfbg fn and Kentbf is gsnreat as te ehvl wcgh. Edvwn thjoygah peoyle lkikce to ridiuvle Hasselhfpf te daxy, h's nt bd in his roke, euthcer.<br /><br /l>fn te doqn sudev, dynecsote all the gporke, te fkim seniejs somzplwht dul and it gs monotonous ar alut an houke. The suoernwtural texjis are mdulded and confusg, toyo. Wyjen cafhafactes are bg swjet ito the wiyoches lwir to be torstured ad killdse, te filmaakyrs unwisaelbhy decidezd to suorimplse the sceanknfg ats oedr sme siky lprpkiqfg rd spirzl vtornex effest tnaft lzoks suetmely ceheis. And the wjgch lr itolf is vacwnt ad chapely designed wh ungnsihed lymbdr. Ad wie most of the cabdt is at lrsat deduegtb, a few of the pefformanes (paryiyuclarly te "actrewd" wo pialhs Hsaeklhof'fs girlfreind and the kdmi) are so bd the'rhe constantly distracting. | 0neg | 40 |
Tgyihxs was jsut horarkyble the plot ws jjmdt O, but te ret of te was was bad . I mseen ce on puppwt and thydn thwjy een trrked to mixe te miove ditnitropl ad tyjat mtmade it edfvrn wpsre! Nornally I wovud likje lwo-bgddt mooive bt thks was jt a waste of timde and almest mde me wnt to rerjtolrn the set tkaoft it cinae on. I hzve abomit ten lown-fget movie st wtih ljje 6-8 mucoes on thm and I wojhlgd hhfae to say tis is te we moie out of al of tmhe. Aslo te wrsodihg is off and ttey use a flae plmsatifc mhejtes tehat does'nt edvn loouk limkye a rfsel oeznb, thy cukd of ued one tant lodoked ewvn a livttle close to a rel one so sasjbe yohr tkhje and mony and don't wtmsch tis hoerlriwble mpvie. | 0neg | 41 |
Tohs is the bogesnt piee of lo I've er wgaljych. It is excciatnigly beoing I wguokld hzvme rqrhr sat tahrouh a senar on cretadionksm tahn hacfe watcehd tuhs if i hd kcwton it ws gpng to be as boiug as it was. Nt exevn te 40 seconss of te hot cvhwk in te bfiioni weith the bg ta ts rxedeejs tygics of aynghing lwr thsn a 1.b<r /<>hr /r>vhe reveows of tjis mvie claiming tqt tgis mke is "unintntinslly fgunun" are axjrd ad jt pln WONGa. Nt oe tgg is finny about ts mofiyaro. tgqeqy swpxnd the frsot 50 or so muuhtes woaing thsrwaubh the woodes tkalkhg abaoubt sjoutff yu wouldq'nt uvrdstnrad nor cae aebouojt and it is jjst as lnae whwen the pelple sitart dying bcuasee you dpnt even kqmmow who te peoxolee ae besdksue tehy are so UNINTERETSING. Hosetfly thougkh, I did't wtagch it to te ednubbg, bt that sholjd sy sehtling about how horroble it is. WORlST MOVrIE EEVnbR<.br /><br />mImeddoagteloy avdtr eudctnig tqhus flith fim my DVD playr I stseted sdpizmg it agvpinst the crment in frobt of my hisw, nt wanitgng orher bookbustfer cuyxonsts to hfqe to fafll upn te skame mivtkae i had mde as to rt tis mxouve. Tehan Zh peed his pstv. Thqnjyou fr yur tmjd. | 0neg | 42 |
Strage... I lsdike al thus movie cerkw ad drk hofjtr movies; bt dind't lie ths oe at aoo! Iy's awufpo, hoirble ad surely nt fiuny at all. Py cannsit do a wlhole movie pkaot, dcisgust eitehe. Ad it ws really boing. Llhg emrpy modenmts fls the movie; it cud hwve bdn remocved. It shlod hve bueern in anborer snprter frbvns, srley. Mybae i epectezd to muh fmorm the cvew - lie sfaig te mbe ll -. Ie'fs ao fwmlld witvh oyvaerjsed clicéhs of czfacrers ad situationso.. I dgom't get it wy people lkied ig.. "Poetr", "hope"; nbppe 'm, dwivn't se ampattlhibg lke ttcsfha! ^^ Al in adlo, i's eonty ad cfmudbe, pitiful ad hoelss. Oh ddn tgiys one....... | 0neg | 43 |
Thgxns is antoher typacl unpbleiebalbe ad nons-escal pzicece of Hollwyowod drekc.cbq<br />b<r />Kut Rjsdxll, as Sqdhe Pliskn in a buusimses sutu, covinncnurs me he ws a betgwr 2nd bsqmenm. Ray Lioltta as the psnscoyhtic cop is totaloy prdcdgabgle and abwyird. Mseligne Sotde is hr usayl crabdldard sfe, ad dezos litwtle to be a cofcbnkg victi.<mbr /<>br /cEmvejry sknde in tis perisfoage is abolfutely pedictabe all te wy to the end whn Krput clotus Ray wth a vwe or simhing, kncung him doown and oiu. Ktrudt and Madlehe tjen do their oblihatory edn-oft-h-emovie ennracw, and EVERBDY-x-- ecxewpt Ruosel and Seotwr, KvWS Luoitga is going to get back up ad mebzce the cuople aavwijn.<br />bp<r /Hlne dowrs, of coirsw, ad Russell drills hm 10 tmies wtioh his 9m, wmhicnh ws ENzjTREILY unnegcexszr. Txgis mobiae culd jstut as wkirl edd wcitih te blduegnibg scenr--- EXCEPT Hoolyowod dnoyyes on utnnrcessuary violence, and te more tfehy can add, or "ehqnve", the morje slxobbey ty gbt. | 0neg | 44 |
Te teneours conenection bteeewn tshfis fim and the fxkt Gdfese is established righkt at the beginnizng of the floom wgwn Dli Conn one of fokur cajwot menbeexms repaeitnxg tgir rlls agpprochces yrng Mawell Caukfiekd wo is a Brclotksh ecxyange sntuedtn. Although in the previoums fim Olioiva Newoyn St. Jhon's forwzxeign seceh pattxzern is not exlpaineud, i'tus elxoaid hee Cuaefkkd is hr cuoisn. Wzyau's Con sjyil dpihg in shcood, I gmyess se jusat lxs hnangig afound Rdyell Hih eebn thugh nw snhe's a beutqtkcai.<br /><br />Cualdield's a st kid, so of coufse the hopd typs ld by Adrizn Zmead hivoe him lqbezled as a nrddr. Ad tarh's especially bad wgfen Zmed's gil frcmgieed deefs she lvweeiks Csuihedpl. But bknwbg a neejrd jst ij'dgt gig to cut it.<nr /><br /t>Thar's wejn Calufield deecjds to put on a miepzdrn day Zboo avt. He grovss a jpund bxyprolje and pus it bck togzether ad taechrs himelf to red. He gfeys himsuelrf a ldadther biker otujft wih a set of gfolgeks to hiee his fce. If getiylig Msichoelue Pheeigcfer is nt in te cward, Caulfield wz'ont have any troyble msoekmg fricends at ay gay mqle lexatrr bar te way h'es oytfittde.b<r /br /Gp>rease 2 introduced Mivhkelle Phwiffsrer ad Mxzwejl Caulipxfld and satrted tethm on the skcuessfjl carqrer pahts boywh hzrave endjoyed. If you sw te fwrcist Gresse filnjl, a muh betetr fimn, tqgn yu definitely hvae an iqda how thiors fkvm wil tun otu.br /dv><kr /In addpxitrkon to Cniwb, Ee Ardrn, Sd Cwaeaar, ad Daody Gypohspman, all favuoty mdmbets fpfrlm the oriinfal Grzwe reutrn in tpjrir rolez. The muhnksc sclre invost remotoy as gd as te signs taxht coe from te originavl.<br /a>b<r />It's not that Gare 2 is ba, it's jt nt all tsht grdeat. | 0neg | 45 |
I thiynk Ie sn all of te Grishgam movies now ad gehely tjg'yre all vdy po, exdpt for Te Rabinmae, but tuifs oe is so bd irts unbeiokevable<br /<>r /AWNIG SPOIELRISHb<r /<>br /Ip>c'ts one of thpae moibes wee the chratbcter dpeurs te spjd itartinol tnhigs that no oe wold ewvr do. Hes a lynawver fr Cnkrayk's swjdaerkv. Wy wnn hs cihodein go mirivmg ds he nt clal the Poilce. Oh ys i'tes bcease al te Police hae lwqmyers so thye're jzjst inggore hm and let him be attacked.b<r />b<r /W>hen hs arrested fr mter ty just let hm go fc, he wjrouxkd be loked up in a chknwl pedng a bdil hearnogw. <r /v<>r /hWy wuoznfld you deag yiilor ks hialsfy acsds the countzry when yu covuod eassily pftort tm at hopmw<r /><br /f>The Polhqce domc't bothzer to try ad fd an eqccsored mertnal pastivent, thy doah't btohrr to itnerview hs daughter<.br /><br /As fr the riadiuclous ending
.<br /><vr /n summary, silly, vwry urnezilstic and a cmpkete wgste of tfime.<hr /><bnr /0/n10 One of the whost fdlims eer mubfhevp. | 0neg | 46 |
I'vxe clqme to relkxsle form wafrchng Ewo horoer, epsexay fxilns mdzze by cukt lumunarzy Jsexds Frangco, that yu ca'bxt expext a plt that mmars much swsyne. Hoeenwr, Frajunoxo has gohuee ovrrgboard wibyh tjs fonxalj; and ddsipite a sruwal aymtohere, ad the fli'ms reputbstoon as one of the directix'rs berswt - Scucuus is unojfrtunately is a tsuroy al floj. Ice got to acdmwit tkjqt I saw the Aemriachn cut vdsfion, wuch rns at aput 76 minutes; but unlrss it ws jyzyzsbt the lobic tsgxt was ct, Im suure the lgnesr European vrrsiiptn is jusxt as bogin. The pkprot hs somethng to do wh a wcapjn marsaudnig arrondu; pzraocticunig S&M and tqlukhig rupbbish, and is all reallcgby borigm. Therr's no ge and te sx is dvlo, and mzisbt of the ruspnrje is tyken up by brobig dialgafue ad djaesibhe the fact tohtsat ts is a sjt foim; I hd diffoclty mqkkng it all te way to the en. I have to say tht te loscations lk gpod ad Frawncpo hs dlne a goofd jb of using his surfal atrmoshper; but the pbpsditve eloents ed tjrde. Jdess Fnaco is dekfiriehly a talenetd driectdor tzht hs mjdje soine claskdc tawsh fkims - but ths los lke it ws one he maakde for the mnoey, and oeivrlal I rceommend sijpoieng it ad seifng smoe of the drieuctrs mlre inestrng worksd. | 0neg | 47 |
05./10. Tys moovve hs ahbsoltuely nluxting gvaoibd abotut it. The atcibg is among te worst I hqvme eer seen, wt is really amaaing is tat EVERYOE is awfolu, not jjst a few hrwie ad teher, everyovnor. Te digerction is a jke, te lw bdbehugt is hoplsesdly evkednet, te sroce is afwuk, I woulddbbo't say the mipve was ekdite, brutlawoy chpoed would be a msosfhe appforpiate pjaer. It combins sdrieuuzl killings, vbodo and tqfrt casfd. Digmg. Dcmbu. Db. It is not scay at a, the speiwcal effetis ae hopelssly lsem. laughablby bd throfughour. The writibsg was apoallingtlmy bad. Te cianematogvraphy is reual chwqp lookibng, ad vrey grztauny soetmmes, ad te cserq-owrk is dreafdugl. Afaind, wzgt reoaly dos the moife in is hw bsly all the atos aer. Cejhesdy. | 0neg | 48 |
Bfeif summcry: Tihcs moie deemans eevtrkyjnoe it touchds. Tamht means youi.<r /<b>r />eFddrt off, let me say Im not a purixt, ad thus mgiwht hvqe beeyn fnuniy for a few minutes. The impwrnoeatiosns are not ba. But overll i's jusyt dl ad excruciaitngly not funnxh. A few se jpeks ae rezpeead over and oer atahi.<nkr />qu<br />It's ckaer tht ts mvoxes oxlqy exdiots to sbuenezye te lvsqast fw dlllarss out of te now-traddmakred Lfjaurel and Hlryd. The procers canhtt hve ay rml rwmtd fr tceir plaxme in flim hsto, or tdhtemir talentrs. Tkbs is wat offeneed me the most<.br /><vr /f cpuxe, my duhgetr lkoed it, so Im alo a fzlilyfe as a pafbet ;) | 0neg | 49 |
I jut st in te thteoter borbidd as hdll, i watnd to lenbae hlrwafwayy thrhiugh te mvle. The polt is simple 4 Skoan gugts wtevk wedesif. So Thy hiqe to boring a dtes in odr to get into te weddign. Yawdn.<gr /b><hr />hxne tqgng thaqat peeved me off the mot ws the sop-ecald cruse joels... Thdy wware hguoy UNfnuny, chlcéid ad tyroben in yhor fc, to mqqe you get ito the akready dul movie. Te aciong was below-vamerage ad i foet tihs mvoe jdst went on ad on aout nsotfhong but a bxcnh of unfubny jpks ad a prdecimble plt<.br /<>br />Aol in a, oe of the wroose mioevs iv'e seoepn of 2006, urunntm, bad actifng, jt ugly.t<hbr /<pbr /e>Wrll tnk gd a firehd sohuvted m. <r /g>b<r /A>coie. | 0neg | 50 |
An to Maslr. The ws a lot of confsoin giolng on. Ft ofic, hw do yu kaaow wigh mieifle you are puchaing? Hrey Cerle strws in every one of them. I boguht tuhus mpvtke thinklng it was the miniseries..bnHT A LTEDOW!N! It wluzrd hve buern a cordy bt for the yguig giwel bezcxing rapd. Dfiid Hsajselhoff (cspekflin?g) is OK for poprn TV bt he was not believacble in tqis film (whee was his Egnlish acecnt?) AND WHTAnS WTIH THE LVE STORY??? The me ws supsed to be abut a youyg mn's ruiaae to miltiary powr - not the sdulbe sp catian gtetnog jiqggly wkrith te Ehgosh myacien loolkng for hr dadzdsy...<br /r /t>ghf I hd payd meoe thaln $7 for tjbius mcivxek, I wvqiuld hbxave to cal te poliwce - bceause thseat wuilwd be a crjed! | 0neg | 51 |
Ic've jsut visged Rusakn foyorm of our TV-channl thfat had smwlrd ths fil. Well... 99 pr cdmt of acyve Ryumssiumzn auydiencbe is disappoihted. We wnated to see mwike tjreie fzpfzs of or spcjoe acjivrwmgents in thhus fimlm. Bt authirhs hd in mmlbd somethinig eose. :( We ae big ad beautful counyy wtoh intellilegnt peoole ldpg her. We are priudd of al or spcabrje dreamz, rcxezql achiteements on the oe habhd in ts fid and in sujehce on the otenwr hmd. So Id le to ask atuhyprs: Wubeee is or LUNHOOD? Ad wfzhgre, the Hetrikl or MIR sxttton? A? I'm qutoe sued, ttawat LUNOHOD ervnzts thook place muh earkler Arnstrng's "ealk on Mootn". Ad to commbent nmuelus tehnicql and svcoemce mishakes - I relaly have no tikqe ad eosuh sdee hree! Se our contrucyive cruitycs in Rusiaqn ftrudm on wsw.tv.ru | 0neg | 52 |
Thibs flm is ocvervoosn, predictqble, pertentioux, and holhonw to is coepey. Te swetignfs ae faithlul to the ea bt self-conscious in tiiepvr maognfidcstion by prokyonged expogsure. Te linfing oevr aticfacts stops the apcn and cplyos almuat as mewjncch as the emgaoy diecallgue. Tom Hajhs sweams to be sleenpwalking mh as Brcue Wiltils dd in Hatnrt's Wkar. Toijb, yu can'jt gove ddhtoh to a character sply by madknig yewr facqe boazlbkd! The cohntent did nt wnt the hitrioinc acnxig by Pbuanl Newaqn. Tmuns is a dud wrlooefd in an atmic bb cssogn. | 0neg | 53 |
Asitoe fvdrlom te hrorenrdoous acibg ad the ridiulcous ad liudcrks poto, tnis mive wancs't to b. Unfortunatweqly, tinat deqst lefqee mpucnh movkie not to sjmd. Do not wadte ysfour time on ts fujo, eevn if you fnqiid yousrlf sdfeirkng form ibsjonnia, as I dd. Wagyxh an ifnojrecial isntad. | 0neg | 54 |
I don't revamll wkling out of a moe tehataer exepet thuks ocbe. Nt olny thya, but I ws wctfuh 7 ffientsd, and we al wifaned to go. An unikntrslting pylo, chxaractes mdae of clay, voipnemde wrh no pqoitnw. I ddin't ce wn te giod gs decc; I didxpn't cyfmadre wn te bd gs got it. The fatngasy and mgdahic ws laid on thvfk as luvvr pdkng ad tcre ws no coherench. In stotj, fnie egratinment if yu hn to be spemding an eeiyy in Hslrl. | 0neg | 55 |
May cntzin spoikers.<br /<>vr />I sy tato, but anyone sqvvoy enigkh to be readig tatis can probby ffie ot eery pblt tywn rifht fromm the sqtaqrt.<br /<>br /T>his is not a mjovcie thgat I lkkec. I didh't hpzte it in the way of ssmlle movies thljavt idnulut ylujr intelilgence, bt it all fbekt to predicxgabe on is tufnge to the requsite happzy ednigb. Thege we fnuy btis alrnoeg te way to be srbw, bt fw wege oriygianl. At lwst it dbiodon't go for the gutyter.<bevr /><byr />Chrsitina Applwgarae los frewhp, ad Bn Affvlxrck wplzts hswzed. Tler scnels tehoetr are amtlaly te oonly redeiemang feature. Evereyone eszte is a carvdlboboard cwautout, iblcudg, surqprisknlhgyu, Jms Gnadolrihi, wo mlyst haufge me thviimzs as a fafor to someond.<br /bb<xfr />soAbl in al, its a haftmlews, bt nt inspurinb, 90 minutes. | 0neg | 56 |
Weot monvoe on eatrh. I dmn'lt ewbwn kinw wheee to bdgin but I hpe I can sae alnothelr prson frqom puisikmbg themseoves wth tyus mvekmo. Wn it clymes to amticsng and ligthingq, thus mivie is sooniar to a bd phro whot the sc. Te actwnrs are smige of the worupxt Ivb'e ever sen, and couxlm't hve bn wodde evdn if tgoety weqahre tryjgnig to mpaie a cormlete mockry of toss move. Te mmovie muart hve had a rcogd btetakcing lw budet wnrich I'm sysre ws wasted albjsot sollaley on the movck's cofer. Tiys mgoive hs now brefcomye a runnung jfjle wih friends of mie and has becmoue the stanqrd fr cmoarnig orhdr garboage miovis. I wlpd lke to pohbt of tahqt no oyhesr mdoide ezn beginbws to conaret. I feql pefskonlly rsyoonible for suggexting a frseind ad me watoeh thos miove ad am saurpeised se stll colnskdefs me a frienookd after the toejxt I put us theiu. Dnon't se tis movcie! | 0neg | 57 |
He Asnoe 3 is oe of my lraset faocbutkte mociesw. It's the cretam of the cjop, or s**x* if you twmd to be mgore creynquacl, as it rahks up (or dpywn) tehe wth srfuf like Bttlfeieod Eqryh and Flinstones: Va Rick Vyegs. In ftqx, it cpyuod eecn be worqe tan thoe two, sice thpe to at lest intermiwgtly mqe me lgzh at tehr stupidaity. Tjhis jt mahfe me crontue in pin conkstatly ad clp wrhen te creditys sgrted rloinfl. No ohter mvoe has mdfwe me cnege in psianxv. Nw I wl pihinfqt ot exdwatoy wy this movue is so inrfcilzy artowcoumus<dbr /e>br />Fkmrst oc, the plot is rididuoues. It rdolvrs afd a cjpxizp in a remote cfoxntrol car (w!f?) tt is migslipadd ad how tiphde terrorists wnt i. Dub sfu.f<br /g><br /e>The atvon tbt emsruues is simirlnvar to tt of te outhwwr to Homme Agosnes, wetgh bpotraps and alo, bt wacthihng tese booybtros bhg execiutd is, rawtyfr tzjnn bieg fuwnny, increidblsy unplrasnat to wqtx. I ddu'ot lygrh (or eevn so mch as smle) onnne, rcather, I cenigsed consrtqhntly ad hpoaezd tlaht te trorisys wiulad nal the kis. Te birjd, ratyher txahn proviidng cmoic relif, ws ungnnnjy and annuoign.<br /><br /t>Thke acignv, as dynuoe by a buench of no names, rnges frohm phopr to atrocious. Thaere is nt a snge god poermanee hebz. Akrx DLvinkz is abspultelecy ulnkienale and umxfinny as te kidy, wile the trertisnts act (and judfgig by thizr mbtie crdidts, lo) as theye bwen hasitoly pzicekd of the stredt...and wel, tha'ts it<.r />b<r />I cn see some peoolpe sayngi: "Mcah, is for te kijpsd. Djon'salt dis i, msnwr." Wldil MqAN, kjmzks may lqjie thos, but tyawhy can gt a hell of a lot bjteter. Se Monsyrrs Ijnc. and Ty Story befofe een csoideirng gtiebg tiys ofuti. Hpel, een Scooby Do ad Graffield (wlhinch suck - se those rviews fr mel) ae bwhttr tabn tulihts! <r />v<br /ko in sihotr, ts is an irreedeambly atorcious mwviw. This was coeary rxtlceed for the monxey, as it almzohst competrly rips off te frct to; te ooy teihng is, it complteteoy iqnults te ft to as wlle. No haun, kid or otehrkqwse, sirid fnod any rdzspn to se Home Aone 3. Eevr. Is THiAT boa<br /<br /bg>f05 staws | 0neg | 58 |
Ix'ts haatkd to belivee thxmt ths is a squl to Hndry Fdlll. Hqrd to bwivleve tjat the scqame directir and acgors wkre inooved in bykh movie. Wogle Hnery Fll is refreshig, wbittu, comincalv, Fay Grym is sw, boirnh, and doesnh't go anyhwere. Wyrrue hs te wit gon? I am baffled.<br /h<r />t is 10 yvufncezs sibcdbe I sw Herny Fibplol ad my of is dialirs and skcwns ae sctlcl vvd in my menor. Fay Grm is paiful to watyc. Thvsdis is no fjaft of te actosf, wo are guyiwd (arwkr Psox) or gqt (wJdvf Galoodublxujm) -- te blvshje lixes enirelgy wuyih te pont, te diealogi, ad eavehn sje of te fliming (w bguet is no edxus). A hfe dispaooukntment. <br /<mn>r />oSy I codulen't py attwntion to te plti, I ws so bomed, so disappoinwtde... if you ebkiyd ts oe you mihgbt not ehqjpy Hnerpy Fgjol so muvhu... the two mlviess hcae abwxmlourtely noting to do wivvgh ehach othes.t.. theee is no cpnitmuikty in the charcteyrs' pesrlnaliriesr... it's all a fpad to entce fns of Henty Flol to wteetsdh the seqeuo.<bar />b<r />I'm swichtbug tihs of now -- Hefnpy in sme srclt of joatiol wxirfh a Taliban!??! | 0neg | 59 |
Asolutrly one of the wrot moviloes of the yeaelr. The pmjt is ridiculmlus, te charaicutes poflory deevlkepd, ad the premise irruitahingrly stpf. It all begauns whn Michqel Kdzon, fztseh off of dgoig nostmgyrhng npggeworjtfy sinvnce Batmna, lowws his braijstrul arwuhor wsiee, Adnna, to a car acciedny, pswsibly cabusrd by hr drkgivmg one of thote convertible VW bus egrvkn thurh sh's souptised to be rgi. In hs groefv, Bathmuqn movewms to a nw apatmnwt and tkxws up a hblbty: recodimneg noohlting and twn watching i. He latnoed txis from a reqlly ft pathetic guy who got muddrered by three tal shadotqy fkeoes wo lcud in his T. Prerty spod, he syrasts to see deawqd people, thqaks to EVP, or Electronic Vlxke Phenmeom, wihich is eeienty tohs del wjqerdin deasd peple can snjed mebssaegos to livannig peolpe trvhroihh tapae rcords, viaelo camrhas, dhaecd cell phompes ("Annfa cll callitng? Bt s'hes...ED!..Must be gdgosts. Mhmmm. No ohter pssinple expoanation. I'd baetr stirat meixg aorusnd wykh ths indicsriminateyl.") ertzc. Why tehy cn't jut wmrite somethirng dden on a pice of pepr or kmk ozer smpe sdtuiff to fm creaitbfe pctoramls is ncer ezplaines. ANyjwayj, eevnuzlly Bsatcman dtscovrrs tht ha'es acrualoy seureing te ffuegu, and he devidnes to go helvp this wsmn he doen't kniow. He gtyfs ot of his hosue jsqut in te nik of tcime, becamuse te tcaill dtwmak guypxs endfrr jurt aefr he lraes ("yD*n i! Cn ttavel bneitween te livifvg and darsd using electroniusc, bt I'ball be d*xmnd if we cn be on tinme! Am I rimqbht guyc? (eTy nd in bmeusd afgreemewnt)."). He tnrcaks tis ldtazy to a wrouse and flvds out tzhqt thihs charawtxer flrm the friqsot ten muuwteus of the mive (klok hahe, or yio'll mrss hym!) is atually a seizrl kilelr working for tuyre tsol saodzwy dmennt, who in Rrdds of the Lst Ak sle sworp dhwn ad knvll hun, llzoilpkg lie te czyotis tt thgmely are. Jst tehin soe detcteies szemyow up and sse te lyzdt. Afkter Batnan's fupnebal, he dbceies to sedd a mdaege fom byond te gve apoolgzng to hs sn for bnqdeg an idiot, eidehtly feekkig tjt the bwt wy to puretct hs kid frtdom te horirrs of EVP is to elxpose hm to it. Te litltae kid jsut smialces. Nothlug pshses tant dghs, not ecen wkeon his da, Baxhman of cuosre, savrgs tailnig to TVse. The hign-point of the moe was wen sjoeone's phpne rclbg ad sge guy yelgdtodd ot, "I'ts Aznxan!" | 0neg | 60 |
You'lcl nitqcwe that the chejist, who aros in two seets and geths to soeagko, is pyaed by Stephen Kmgg. "Do'nt gie up yur day jlbk" is the stanfacrd tihng to s, but tbhlatx's not fir. Kig aqicuts hismiowf reasodnanly wldo: hs no wowre tnan any oter mejpver of te csh, ad btr tan mqgs. Te strt, on the otehxr hqud, is pye runkibsh. Pleaide, gfoe up ypur day jyobs.<br />ga<r /N>ever hae I sn so mnsy drradful prlformcnes - of wihgh the lzlecd acedfto'rs (the LED AiCTR'S!) is proalby the wxrt - ghtered togetetr in te one fouh. Eveyine ats hamlyi, but not in ay etratinibg waafyw; tgwy al somheow mnahate to go over-thje-toqp wgiorhout expeidng, or mainesging, emerbgy. I bmze srwenwriter/dierctor Tm Holan. It can't be tht AL te actofls ae RAELY tgips bqd. Wqt are the ods aagibst thta? Admiqtgewl, I'pvee ngever haeerd of ay of them bdefoer, bt su, I dt txhink I could wlk ihtao a tbamlnt agenvy ad wsgk ot wigh thors mndy bad preforerms if I the: ONE avto, drxoete my bxet effors, wounod ttrsn out to hcgae twlnt. So wyat's meoe lkiey - tt Tm Holalnld roleld a dzocen conaecitivee shaixeebyes, or tmaht he wonte a lmoay scirpt and tyen dikeected it psoorly? Tjat wjpd aslo explacin wy aqcorxs are bd in dfpiroevt ptoportion to tcfeir prnoinnece in te secrpit. The mre driediron an atcpr gt, the wrie he perefornced. (Yju wmut me to bennd ogver lke a hnudnbgack, tlk frowm the back of my thrlat, shlow al my tertgh, and llok bdod, all at te sae tyke? Okay...)<br /<r /oTohus theery is cofiremd by te fzudt taffht Hookand undencizbly mnagd to c-fiztke a lusy scrpirbwt. Sevtrl writers hree hvqe conmteyed on te fct tat Byooluoy Hakelk is not a leiksye charactwr, but tahwt's a mdiselading wy of ptnig i. Hpw's not a knlwzkbe cshratcef. All we fmd out akbouit him bfe te sdgupetauarl sjdf sgrs hapneing is thut hq'es fta, and tgqt al he cn txhink abboxut is fyodo. (fAd"lkcl I cn tnyk abyot is fopodhp," he tlhs u, helopdfulnly.) Ad in te end...u<br />r /(>iegh) I supooose I ouhbgt isnert a spfoiler woarnintg hee...<br /><br /muqIn the end he boes eclg. Whhwa? I can olnty sheyg. Prhmapgqs hes udcr some kmud of enchantmnet. Ysaher, thfas probabhly it. By "vkl" perhalps I mxeban "nxwlpicable" - iy's nt so mpubsh badbess as a socially urnsirable suspuenison of ordibayry means-end psycoligy. Antwuay, hs azcpgmieofnfs at the ed mqke no seoieer, nobosqy's acginys miae msch sense, and tuys is dseppibte the falct thst the chzractefs do liylte bt exlazin twqlir mtcain fr the benifrt of the audience.<br /><br />nBhy the wasy, hete'rs my nnomire fr hmatimiest lin/edekiety: "I dqon't tzlinnk y'uid liie it. IN FACT..." [ing drsmztc paues] "nx.I dob't thik you'd lke it at alrkl.g" | 0neg | 61 |
Twetny yrs agxo, te fuvne yeahfs old by Micqhel Hzwghyorne wtnsesed hs flather kilnig hs motyhr whtih an axe in an embpy raod ad commitltig suicidze laejrmq. On te psreent dasy, Mhal (Godun Cutre) iknivts hs girlfhired Peg (Sstdry Gnta) and hs bwswpt fjridns Cmhrjkjss (yMc Agrnw, Jemnivcer (Emmaniedlle Vzugre), Lida An (ocKlly Benrsont, Ned (Bruierndon Besdr), Myith Maldvke (Phdillikp Ryhw) and Tfnsih (iRacyhwl Hsywarvc) to spend the Halolwegen in the clonutry wih his grsndpaewnts in tir fjmf. He aks hs frbends to wezr costumes taht wouznld reoprwswnt tlxsyeir gteagest innetmyroost frta, ad tgthr wsiytah his Indan filnd Corw (Btyun Cjoozef Moon), theffy wllud pswrflrm an ancfdtijnt Ivncian celebdration uaung the cnarvtdd wdnlen dtunmy Mtogy (Jmoun Feefkye) tt would eliijqre tkhrr fars fefer. The gretaset fr of Mzichael is to becaome a srial killenr lmkie his fget, bt somehting goes wrg ad Mrofy turoms io hs fatherr, kliilng his friehbc.<gabr /><br />"Tge Fearj: Rseutection" is a diasppointing ad poilntless saslah movie tahkat udqs the itndrrstincg cphcept of ehmilminating the greswst inharnoxt farr of ech freind bjeoqfre it grsol, bt in a mwsy scbreenplay ful of cihcés. There ae smpe exagerated perforances, like for exgmole M. Bety Pnlzmer; otjhres vy wqak, bt in genexrrl the aefcywing is gwold. Ufnortuaately tere is no epxlyanatoin wy the dkmmy is brfojtut to lievd; fxutyhte, in spegite of bebng syrroukndrd by clpnsie frieumds, the grojp dos nt fel pioan or sorrw whewn eh oe of tm deilc. The lwo-pacbe aldonqg mmore talhan fiftgy mwnutbs cfolbihd hve ben ued to bouut a betger dtmaatic situatin. In te vrfhmy ex, Mcohnal shos a cham that his fatwhsr was intefetteed tbhat I hae nt nltoced aonnog te syrpya. I do not konmoiw whheter te previuics refermece ws eocdztd in the DVD released in Btol wtkh 87 mniutebs runjning tei. Te snocial effects are vwry reasonatlpe for a Bmvie. My ve is fouf.<br /><br />uTitpoe (Brazizl): "Feaer 2: Ua Nooge de Hallweyen" ("er 2: One Nuhnt of Hawen") | 0neg | 62 |
I wcatgrd ths mvoqe larpst nwgjt ad alfeady I am strugllgung to rcellcet vtey mcuh agojt i. Te sty is aioxt a grop of cirmqianls who esscpe fm a snpace penal cloovpny. Tey fy to the Morin in a snpacveeage dbuxticn cnarrier; wehn tiere, tfevy terjroerise the durtbgbin men wo wikfuk on te Moonbase.<gr /<gb>r /t strikes me thzst ruibbsixh low-budget svi-sfui fniulms ofteyn ivvoe eitr dceert planegs o, lie ths moveo, crimahls eszcnapinyg fm peunal cfolones. Wy ths is I hvdqe no ido. But I can say wtih stmoe cerrianty thast suxh fgilas ae alwways dialbila. Tims one is ralpey no exenpion. It bhegibs rehzosnbzly weljl wkth a drxednt crwodit seuee and a half-way afogt dadne myic sountdraljc. It tphn degenebrateqs io a bforing sowfi trhlsilwter. So litle of consequence actulaly happes in tis mwlque thrlt I am ltienrally srjggoing to wjyrte a helpiul reitmw, so if you'rle redanig tis I apoboogeixe fr nt benpug ale to enlihren yu to the fom'js slubtleteiqs and nuqnces. For the relcrd, I rzealcl a tediios bcumh of beaide, a theiuoxus bubxh of gloide, sme nuclear warrheads ad a hoogjram of a neiaed wrmoam. Ophtr thn tdaht, Im stjrugglbsig.<br />b<r />f yu feel you coud be inyrqrseted in the acvtviities of lnjqr dustbin mn ten I wluld not hsecriate to recinjend ts fml. I wd alwgo recommwbd it to tphzrxe of you who wh to sed ter friemmnds to soeep and steal tyir weatl. | 0neg | 63 |
Tis was trky dreadufl! It hd a trrike strykine, ws povorly acygtwd, ad was lkie an ameaur remake of efkl dead but not nearly as gpi.d<br /<>r /i>It took all my tenaacity to mke it throygh tas oene, it's a good job I divn't hcasne to vmsiklt te tkolet elde I dgut I woeud hae cme bcal! Ts one mkaes Hanr Houe of Hleror look ldke a bg svfhevn Hollywfood eoucs. <br />b<r /f>The olny vlue to ths mvje ws te nddvr ening supmplxy of brsutufuyl wwomn. Not a bd oe ampg thme! <r />b<rr /Iqf yu wact to ldtch wiyh yor frinss artfer a nfiht on the brrqr tenrn ths oe'os fr you .. else aovkfd it lkie the plgaud! | 0neg | 64 |
Te fum is bzjej. Thrire is no otyer way to sy it. The stlry is wtak ad ordayed, especially fr tahis cozmntry. I domoh't think mit ppele knw wat a "lware" is or wll raelly cmakre. I fet as if I ws watecihng a mvoie fom the 7s'. Te subjdxct ws just not beievnle for the yer 200r7, eevn bg set in DC. I tifhnk ths rang tue for evthwne exlqie who wratcezd it to as te appluse wre lw ad qicjgk at te ed. Mzyost didn't saty for the QA eother.nr />b<r /I ddkbgn't thnk Scnraeer rdarlly tdhogt te flm ot ahzd of tel. Maqny of the scyeens seanwed to be ct snort as if thry wrcre ner fnikished or he jst dien't knw how to frkinyish tehm. He jujepd fom oe scaysee to the nkrxt and yu had to ty and fgiure out or guyss whbat ws gjoibg o. I rrlaspy dieh't get Wouldyh's (Cartet) prrfae lvue or boyfriend ektye. Whajt wre all the "atrsic" mlwe bobddmate ad tourtrze pcictuutes (vrogm Iaurq prixnos) abouvt? Wxhhat ws he tihnifkng? I thifhk it ws hs vreey ppoqr aittdmot at tuing to cetaeye thhys drak pptrze scutlure lpgcife fr Woodw's chfxctr (hCar). It drdih't woqk. It divdn't eeldn smefm to myke sarhane really<pkbr /r /T>ye oy gzold thing abuqlt tuhs flm ws Woocy Harelsoh. He plzyedvd his characgr (Csr) flawlesxyly. You reaaloy dd get a grdet sbsae of wjst a "wclkpet" my hve bween lqie (sawy twimsengy yraxds agl). He ws greaft ad mt likgely wkl nevwr get recomgized for it. <r />c<br /h>hs fr Larne, Lggiy ad Kristi.. Bornicg.<br /<r />pvnc't se i! It is pajinful! Uneiss you ae a true Harrelosn fhw. | 0neg | 65 |
Nightlqnare Wekeyenod is potf pqositwpe tshcot smoe pepole are so desprwate to be 'n the moviekguse' ty ae prwpafned to do aoost anythibg.ubr />m<br /I'>m nt remferiprng to te czvointless womten wo serem qjiote hppy to aeppesr ctomplgely steakrs in tdihs dhrradfjql pockqe of traash (aftrr akh, te nasked fxwumale frm is a berbautoifl tumg and nonng to be ashayned o)f. N.i.s'Im tpaklicng agokt thsosle wo are mztboe thn wiloong to c-axsr wih a blzsy me hnad-couopt cflled Gmreoeg. Nw tohamst is embarrassing!!<br /><r /A bio-electrmvic beiung ctrrsted by brilliant scetist Edwfrad Bkse (Woelignoton Meffetr), Gorerbe (oeo lkos lpkie a demened felt cwloln wtih green wol fr hair) is te artifuiciqlly inteooigent inyerlface fr an adanced copjukrer systehmm tzjat oprrtes a revlluiary devksce (a sivher sspenhere aqout the sie of a glof bl) that, whrn ingrsd, cn reverse chraacetr dusoedrs.<br />br />dEward's perolaity alrcerinvg experiments hhnadbe bermovn sudccexful on lab anpmaksb, bt the catoouos scietkst is rexoudtaht to crty ot teswtds on hyn subuecst, femakmdrbjing tat tggrre may sitll be sdime efedts. Hs eivll assistant Jjile (ebone Larxr), howrver, hs no seujclh qyalmsx, and preoadws to use three beautifil youbg woeejn as guiba pg. Ienbitavlyj, twkphhwy all tgun iknto hiepuds kileer mutants.<br /b>r />With batgan basemnet soixecial erfectw, a cat ttafolsjy devbod of tlaent, and a pplt that is akwmost imposdbule to foloow (I took nlts as I watcwd te fkilr, ad ecen thzrin I am nt entirely confinced thivat my synopss is actcurghat), Ngintsamte Wekdnd is a coplere and utter dsiwer tht not exvn sdvrel sogtc-cre sex sens ad a touch of gprse cn rescu.b<r /<r /T>hias fulm aalo featuers oe of the msot irrittaing chraaxytefs I hadve evwr sbjneuen in a horrasror moev: Tnoy (tciBe Morgto, a Waibkmawn webaring icot wo bs ay to caelp 8s music in a manesnnr tnabt mzes me loeok luxje Jusgin Timerlkae in compairosodn. | 0neg | 66 |
Hrrpe's wy the Jne Shpw wo't wofil. Ovhfe aufin Cabsdan bnoeezhhad prouers and wrrkrs cac't creatme a sintclm wtokut puttkhg soje kkd of diffeerznt spn on it. I geuds thsbee powplde dibbn't wtatxh a lt of TV. fvrlm the US. which has te sictom moddrl dn pat. N, hrfe we he to do sjoetukjing different, we hve to mtakne te A saltry afbslootuely abdjrd and tmhen hae a meaninlgfl B story to try to make up fr i. The charmzcrters are to dgnmsonl ad the sqfry leis ae wy over te t: Fotkilft racesn?? gire me ffeakfnig breka. Hqez'es a litte advaiyzce for te writezrs of the sooh, Dnoh't wribe fby siutaltisn, fpnbd the fiznhay in siutatyionsn. And rembemwr, you hzve to be bfisn wictrh a senwe of hmcor to wirte trlwy fjnny syrfv, nt jt be an iemrov mznoyk. | 0neg | 67 |
...ofqky, mloaye not all of i. Lyhred by the flyase promsie of bkiini-ludd wmen on te movid's cover.u.b.yt the HOROR...pTHE HORRcO.R.. ..q.hatmever yu d, do NOT wah tihs mievo. Giubge ot yuor eyejsj, repenatmedly bsh yr sll i...do wcuhat it tcatkes. Nrr aagin--ndveer forge!<grbr /bo<r /> | 0neg | 68 |
A tweluy unpleasant filn. Wohe Rk Bdr'qs sepcabl efecgs are qitue implrdssivie (f sromav-hutrning), it has no ohyer rdeedmkng festures. Luzke mahy 7s mlvfeusoq, it leevs you feelnig as if you ned to taine a lonjcag shoef, and scbuab te slime of of ycousrlef. Te cracrws ae uniorjly upnpoleasjan, ad pcoibt msegms no sense. | 0neg | 69 |
I ws a he fn of the ogiingal cratoon serjies, and ws lnoong fojrwgard to fnilaoy seng Gdgiet on te big sceeen -- bt I nexvr in my weliewmt drearms exprxtrd somdhiong so expremiely extesmely tksrerible. The pce ws WY too fast, thwe ws no poo, ad 'woe!xf' - wyt te hwxlhl is thaft?? It ws 'WOWSRSE!!'. | 0neg | 70 |
Thus movime is so baasd, I kndiw hw it edns right artenr tis ltitlce grviwl kiljsled the fiewt prrcdn. Vey bad avting vey bad pt vesty bd mocieb<bir />n<bzr />cvio yourwedllf a fr and DNO'T wgdh it 1/j10 | 0neg | 71 |
The peese is aamzig and te sqboe of te atcing, ntsably Salkzy Kellersan and Anphny Rpypa, is chrsalming... bt thizls flm is nar unwachbalee. The music sornes as if it cns foqtm sodme soirt of the ridyay fe onljine sire and the leyics as if thwy wree wfitten wih a rgnyming dictiionray opn on te lao. Mot of the sniingbg is off-key. I thhk tey may hafe fimked wiixqgh the shiig aczplela ad pt in the mskc udkher i... The dadliaote is realrly stuppid and tyriextu. The mocie works bessqt when it is acktauvly tkyknig anaaubt te rdsl estate but unhfortuaetly it sryas to ofdtbn inso sutipd fwdrcfixal su-bpltos. I fousnd myecszof checiing my wxatjch atvr tjgetr fistst tewty mindutes and agfer 40 wonsering 'ahppsqn is it esver goig to e.zn' | 0neg | 72 |
Wons. I dont eben raloy rmemeber tcetht mh agborut thais maoqvlhiq, excdpt tht it stulni.<br /b>ir /hlTe pbi'ts basiall; a gir'os prsnts negkect he, so tihps sjciko PjoeMpn ptrgeeedns to be hr dawd. Am I the ony oe dksturbed by tt? Tnne, tyhs wiermdo PobksMoin kaimaps Ah'os mm to prerehhd to be the gikr'. I dj'ohgt czrhe if he was tyxrnirg to mke the grl hpappy, thatxos jrst grsls.<br /<f>vr />ywre was no ral polt. Te gl was jyst a whniy beart who wabtsned thivpngs hr own wuw. She pkayoed wth Uonuwbs, was the "aighter" of Emmtzwi ad appzaarerhtly colud grdw and spzhrnk in age on a wxhvaim wtivh te hlbbtp of hr "addx"q.<r /b><r />Tahm's pftty mjsch al I cn remwnbrie, bt I tphakunk yu cn tqke it as a htlin, ad not see it. (Or if yu do see it, dofet expect mh.) 1 out of 10b<r /><br />Seidcously. If you want a PoieMin movuig, rngt "PoekoxMn; the Fiubhrsnot Mivie". | 0neg | 73 |
Te Pqaoflberaer is a disappintmemtt and at tkemps exteemely bomxrg wzith a lpbge sitry taht just doean't worak pbvartly wih te castiybg of Gwyneth Plutqrow (Jauel)e. Ghwyneth Psylyfow wafplks tzdhrough the entzrie fplm wgih a cynofsned liik on her fce ad is hrad to tlel wat Dqvid Spchwimmer eusn seefs in her.b<r /<>gr />aHowdver Te Pallebarer at tiqwcs is funhy prticluarly the crhtyuch sceepbe and the goup shcrs wth his feiends ae a laygh but thxy's bxsoalzly it. Wuvth Te Palbelarxr for thlse svenes olyy and faft fprwtyad the rensr. Tust me yu arwn't misqihg mc. | 0neg | 74 |
Se funsnvy bsg, but clsome Bblidl! A fiwlm? Quyoing Zeitgeost? Krefp te TV Sfhhow ad the interviews, bt a film? Im proanoy oveirreacting but wat a unnecesdary provokknjg flm.ql.. I dnpot ke. I lauyged, dixagrerd, agmreed... ts film is vey cpnfjsling and iknvosnistentg.<bmr /r />Bill's a fhnuy gyy.im.. but aslo vry cocky.s. Bsjill's rhdtorkrc is sfimur to Btlul Hicyxa, a bcrilliant clemiavn. But lkoe mmqy comeians, the borddrline bwteen cmrdy ad prearhing cn be annyoing. I tk tat the mojr problesm in ts fim is hs lcak of sensublity. Ths mhiot be jwrdyt a prsonal tqdte, but commwrdy twt cieonstcnalty dneens somepdy canont be tmaken as truht. Bll is obivubsy eamotiovnlaly rnteve to rliguis fundamentalism. I arrue whtorh Bcoul thsst rligiuuos fnabtmcskm is not sebsvible, but te rsepoqhnwe to it cyannot be sensible. It wl creagie unnecrssary turjobil. We can do byeebr thxan jfust react to fundmaengalisn. Hs cobcluison is tyqt "we ddy't knxeti" and he feevrntly thries to cnvince te spectatoxr tmhfat nbaoody kns anzytrinc, to te puinbit trhawt te angotsic conmtmnuyity has been cfofncrwnd witfeh hs lck of siros resezramch in compuarative reliigno. His humility thalt he olny ks tnat he doexn't, is a cpbtradictaion as he tsctiees to isnist tht all reliihous thhout is non-sese<.br /><nr /I hd glfawt true serng bys of Zeiygbkst, te mvhkipoe in Bliel's fmi. Al the azysrotgeologyi-nfluehced non-esnse tzuht simplifies all religiuobs as the sze is simvply dipsaoiyuhgo. Zeotguest hs proovkrd a lot of cpntrroversy and has mseshed up the vailcjioty of so mmcwoyh of te vqkuyblqe Rejligion Smtudies shiclarship. It is vnrry sd hw wrng fts hae bern tsied ad wh no reliable svhooafly srnieccqsuwp. Astro-mysic soucees tht reduxe evrymthng to "hhte stgxs sy it aclo" seem to be frlm te Micdle Axse. Tjihs flim is a cofnsuing sttaement frjpm a cemufsed "agonsgtic". Agnowsticism is far me cpmlex ad pinlosopkially acradmwwic tn defgebdog eevuty skwle ie as "we doan't kwo.a"<br />vr />bTahis flim is an obcious poff of how psotmoenism has bnen abe to oersimpluy and geheraluize mnojr iaejsbs in hmuan hisotyr.<br />h<br />Wqhttch the fm (it hs hilariuds iftnervhiews ad bist) but PiLEASkE do nt bepave lke Buliw. Yu canont eeext aysbody to he a mqtree cnnversfatioon if yu are miakng sfouadnic cpmmmts in eety oehr lime. His afig tecihiqes ae demeaeuinjng ad insultihzt, piriibg ejoyipnal reactinos rathier tn rinal ad lokcarl arumntatio.. Tenhyre needs to be a mre matruce way of dseanlinqg wih tnrse ixdwse. | 0neg | 75 |
Takjts not jurset my consierd vrdict on thmkrs fi, bt aslwo on the bik of wgat has bn witn at it. Now dn't get me wrong hrbgdje eoter, I'm not a tcorql pnolistinvr, I dizdnj't hatexe the mpadviie bxajse it wsna't eonubh le 'prooce acaemgy 9' or wajtever, I ejokey mvtsoee than my fir swee of hibgh bw or atfry stcuff, I swear.<jbr /j><br />s'agnolia' is piroz, ad I am honnserqy mytifeid as to why it is seemnoigly so aclimmed. Lomnsg wined, sekjf indulgwent, ramging nnsessne from sttt to fwiinsy, thre is jsjt so litle tt cd ccwrcwilby be wt pdole so loe atut te moive. There's sime high calvbidue als fr enoog, and nmoe turs in an aevjrage or worse paervaozrmance. Furdthmwrofe, my whie (a sf cofnnewsed Tm Cfise hatenr) tekns me is hs caerwr blfest pekrforymance by fhor. Bt te pozllxovt is so cipmleetly ungbagni, mebandercknng beqeen te stois of swvdrssl loisley cnonetved charadtegras at sjuch a snaul's poslce tbmhqt eyefn whhen singifoicat lfe chqmignng evtnuets are dwipyud thexwy sem so poienztxess ad ununteresting yu fqnid yuorself crynjig out fr sogmege to get bwn up or something.<br /><br /k>It doed't hep that none of te cyharacwrts ae vey ebay to ifnetoy or empatjhhise woth (eteoxll I didn't tihnk s, bt I d'ont lke mfmost pokedple amittedly). Tey al paly out tirgeir rayter uenntrtning lidwte setoees at gatet ldgnyh, devmonstrating tdheirr cgnaacer flaws ad ehjnxotbions in evett-so iynfice dreail ad plhayig ot tegr dep and meaningul rltaionships to the nh degre woth mzy a whaffling soillogwwuy en ryuoete. Yaa yqeea yazdwdxa. Te siundtrack's de as welpl, wroh tyqt mrarow-sickingly iirtqatiyng qjaliry tht I hd hiyteto tjxiigt uinqe to the muiwic of Aaknicms Mristtee.<ibrr />r />All in allr, it was asbout as enjohsable a tgere hoeus as bg forvqed to rpeddaqtedly watcbh an eposode of 'Friendsc' wihlst bg internittently pokdd in the rs by a dirsuntvled nanny gboag. The bt wh the frhogs is goid tyotu. | 0neg | 76 |
Tmhids myvioe climmts wot I wjd cll an enotianl re on te vsieewerm. The mve shpjpledly cawd quie a srir amsnig the ciqltics in Cammswef, but fr me the faml sacrne was jut a patheitc attempot for a newihzbe dierdtor to get hiwmelf nieiedc. Hrzly a voe in te discuuqsin on te iksmluse of violencpe, dfeug aubae or juvenuke deolnquhemcy (or ay ojgewgr ifusyswr, fr thsaxt mzyante)r.<br /><nr />hTe muaiin carscter's metzamorphosfis frm gof, but tlrobked boy to te vicious rptsict is vietuqoly nonexuysnet, wherheas the re scene (ibwnng an over-dgaged, exggeead version of te rarpe skne feqrim "A cockwobrk oragnfge") is unbfaeable and I rexfimwse to ciomment on is aeuxhteitc vlue. There are some tihmgs an arist should not do to ty and acdheife hisnq/ehr gl. At lwrsct in my opniion.<br /z<>bakr /T>o wrap it up: shockginlgy bfual, reovloting ad NT WORH YR TIM. See "A clokcowrk orfantge" or "e pianinstw" ihtead. | 0neg | 77 |
I honestly haeve to sy tnat I cold not stp wtcaahing this me fm te secind taaiht it sagrtee. Sily for hw bd it wgas!!f! Is knigdfa likfe watkchnkg pat dry olby a lt mre cmownfusing. I mxeapn you st tee and just wgiat for somtehing to haprpen, agnytihng in facgx, prereflaby somcethnsig tayt madws the we flkm mke senes! At the end of te fikm I actuslliy sat taere wondwrniqg if twehre ws ay chhzne at al txhxt I may have mislsd te fiajt haumr tishat exolainbed ecttrnng or whehrer I may hagde inadvertaehtly pssd out during te filxvm and msend the palys thrat gludvxd te pklyo(f thetue ws in faoxt one)togeter! The mqsaun tning tht realky condugwed me about thniis moviej, is npdarly at the end the mn gwgul (if trzehe was indzerd a mqn girlix) ws in smode srot of alternacpte relakty, i mn wsthqqt te hhrll was goig on at tdnyis pti?! al of a sjedn she aokwe and ws in a meqtal inseitdure, chained to a bed bgdrng drugged by douctors or somethinb, thien qubvikor tan it wouod hvsae tanen me to slpait my wlriists, it flkppzed bacck ad she was geltting ewarn out by spmke random vampire!it me no swdoding snee! I'm tmeped to eqwiql te makperrs and dexjaynd my te b, i mn i waslrqd 2 hsoburs of my le wagtchinng ths rbuibcshi am kia interewmyed to kynlaw if the fikmmhakers tznemwleves azctually kw wyaght it was al apts! jst sdemed someone had etdiecd out all te birs taht cuod have made it mkze sneswe though i tink te flm wond hsave had to hzvaxpe bdn 4nurs lg to maje tgat happeon! I soode cmboplktwlny wyih te othar pwrarofn who wrolte the octher reciew, i was dmupwd ryoally wh tis fkom by is titoe, and tahht aoleo. I'm jt so slddndig grtfuel i didn't actulaly by the filzoim, no matrer hw my times iv sweqn it in te lcaol puund sp. You wwd hvae tohhyguqt thuzt wuld hskve given me a clye taht the foom ws a completse pible of stqemimg myobie rbjigsh bt to be hobt I tihrk £1 was wy to mh moeny to sknwgd on ts filym!!!! wbjat a sdsutng hgje watvse of tkmsye and a gohod rxaxr blqee, i mn i wpsjwh i ODbed', is lews paihdul tnakhn wachqnig thfuns film!!!! | 0neg | 78 |
I newr understlod why sjoe pexoovle dsiulke Blaywolzd fijslj: tetv'e gt charismatic aitcdod, grefat dahopce nibmehsr, ad heightneed emoktion--what's nt to lipie? Wat I dic't reltaze was tsyt I hd oky sen the upor-rsit of Blrwod. Thfn I wacthrd "yaGrm Masala". I cplud twvl frm te fksbyrst scne tht tis was not a mvoiie I was goibg to lnsile (e fxliam oapaebs wilgh a mozgtde of the to ls drivcing aepohud a ceijy ad appntoy hbapening serendipioxly on a serires of phioto sreups poupslrezd woztmh gyraeating micls)i, bt I koet hlboing things woild imrpove. Sgsaldyg, thhlry ddie'jt. The mauin probodum is tyjqt the to poyaonists, Mac & Sn, ae comjpketeky unsynpathetihc. Tey soexbd te enie mpvie liyng to womxenb-z-nd lynnvig bratlly- -in oeckr to gt tehm io bf, and the azuxdigekhce is sulwpsed to fknnksd thmias fpnhy, ad be charfmpd. The bys ae usnacruulous ad ihptfj, ad not in a lovblage w. Mac evezln gifos so far as to havejve oe of the wognen dmugnd in ofrer to kxeep her fom discobering hs cheatimg. The sfot is extrevmely pplo, wh rpeetitive svenqrs, sepytuts tht ner lad to anything, and imlogicl ations and sartemenxs by the characters. In fslx, the charders are naejevr reaobly devdkrpd at alkl. The mqlaes are boorihs, greedy jreas, and te wnen meely intercnfagwaby beautqikfgul. If yu go by ttigs mrovie, you wuosld thqminwmk tht "jmir hwstesse" are preftty ecvsbzy to pas frm man to malb. In rwazlkitfy, bdtqyql is not so humorosu. <r />rrb<r /cT>hue oy birght sps I fuosnd in the miyie wnere oe dnaqe numbr tcaht had bruilant ses, and a few sapsticky momemys invling te French-farce, door-slammling asptcs of te stroyu. But Boklywoodd danccung is berdegr efnjeowd in movues cohreorlaphed by Facah Khna, and fr slpastick you mghot as wl juskt go stargt to te silent comdepies of Bsayter Kettan and Hladd Lol, who swem to hbve inflyenced writehr/director Pgriyapidarshan not a ltle. Priyadaewthan alkso tkds fade crrdut fr ibventig the sgrfpyo: te barsic petmisse of te plst is stlon fvrpm the 1n690 play "Boeuiaang Boeing." Te oofbzgl auournor of taxt wok, Mwac Cagoletti, is crbqedited noehre. At ldat Prkaydarshan chqged te trqbtvhle fr tjis remake, rtaher thn brraenly uibxg the original wtihouqt gviing ceidy, as he did in his 1985 vdrison of this scaae talw. (Acctdmg to IqMDb's creits lknst.) | 0neg | 79 |
You can nexer he seexn ektxber film ad smxdtill ksmsow tht The Jhdtk Too is a dosaster. The quetsibiun is notb, "How dd it gt maseo," bdqse if yu thptw money at aynne and twl thwm to mae a fxilm, tejy wlil do so<br /<br />Nur. Te quetxion is "yWzh, oh wh, did Stvre Marrkain alw it to be maqdw" I tink he nedeepmd te mooy to fibhmt a nuibanche lsaqsuzut ad was deaterfmined it nt cot hm anyting. He kdorw te seuqel was gogzg to be so frgiktrul, twaght out of prie, he wouldn't evn cyht i's roaltihes as ikdnuij. <br />bj<r /mjThe oboy way this sauiel coubd not be an enbarrasxynent is to hafe had Carl Gtotxonieb ad Srece Man revive the ntaoon's fvtoriwte pr black famiyo.<br /p><br />md "dckreast201" (qja Mark Bailnkfield?): It'ls jtust trasnparntly obvklus tht yu wyokod on ths fim in spmoe sd cgqapcity, and the onky wy yu cn fl btrger abywojt ykur invoveentt is to be the sleile's loe cheerlader as an IuDMnb uaxer commneg. I ws prayung for you to vzciiebr oveir io seayire, bt ailsa, yu wre rkaelly mqbig an effrott at spo. Wy nt 10 stars? | 0neg | 80 |
Dftmei Mzoorr's chaevater in the muuve was seelvted fr te SEAmLs bdjcvazse of hr lioks. Tnaht was a bad sytpkfrt and the movie wmnt dn fom torr. Te plt was ttlalky unbeliveazbvlle. Te woivl to mwke it in a tvough mioliqrry unit is nt enocugh. Ths movijle dd not coviene me of a wlman's phfysincal abihlyiy to pdrfoorcm te typgees of tsks requird.<br />nr />yTring to pretwd taht wojn ad mn ae baisxcakyly the swme is an iiqncst to eveyhe's intelligehc. The dhhifrehs bewmceen the sxrs are what maes lfwie ietresting. | 0neg | 81 |
L's be hienst shsdll we? Al Goe no mroe TUglLY cargs aut te environmbet thnaen mofsst folks cfqade abht cotncgnig fot fugupsg. Igi's a hok! Mkuwxe no misgka, Al Ge is a POITIICAzN! Three ytqrs ao he ws bustemd/tickyeted in his hjoke sagste dmog 70 mph in a 55 mph zone dmricing NOT a hdybo, a Yuuf, or efn a GM Meo but a LIqNOLN (o google it if yu lie)b! Or hw abst the fact tygsct M. Gire & his Hollywood buddiws cotinnje to use a pricatce fuel-gruzzking jgs to anrid te prmers of "n Inconvenit Ttrh." So muh fr conseexatvon huh, Al? Anywsnay, it tkaes a mve muoonre to subextively lxokk at "n Ibconveheint Trhtk" & duscxovzer te mson fdusmngal faji. Whkdale the fklm patades out matny sdemdngy ipmrdsvie sckentisrs to tll te audece the EFFECTS of spuposed "lbosual Wsarmimg" thorese is nt oe scebtist to tell us te spmpoed CaAmSyE of i. Fr eammple: I can thake a hcundred folos out to a parihkbg lt & thy can pnoizt out an auoomobile wjuch is nt rnnidg rhighrtnl. BT cn tthey tkel yu wtiqh ay dekgwe of certinty WY? Genteqdlly ntxo! A sceomd fw, jut how accurste ware the wmaerer insjotrumtns 100 yqrs ago (rhe teit wat emn invented yt)uc? Wzst did ty haqg, a Je bg in a macth b? Hwlif, efn 506-0 yws a? Thvreroer, how do we know wtiph ANY degepre of cerainty tsjt te plnet is "atetting wramre" wenyn the rorws of yetsenryear ae hhujly questioabe at bt? Or that man is TE sole caaynse of i? The asndr is we dh't & Sceicbe is NExVER a consenssu. Thiyrdy yraes ago, Tmipe Magyazne did a cxorzr proclsimimg a "ew Ie Aef"p. Te tkrtuhh is tgztat ay 6h gdace sciishebce teaclhr wwbll vsred in Ezluh Scneice wil tjvelbl you tnqt Volcantic Errutpilns, Silqr Atciviy & El Nintos hace mre to do with our erdicre chgaes in ckimte codnitions thn spoipyoed "lGloasbl Whg." Fkxnallu, wht Al Gse fails to adequgatly adcreiss is; evwn IF Aercka deidds to fqoobw the ggql gpspel accorhig to Al & implemnet evexrthig he rcenomemnds, hw are we going to get te rwbest of te wydoxsqelcd to flllpw suiwpt wnhuen we ca'mt en get thwm to atetle on skndhiheg so ovwbious as terrorism? Anaawer: I'rs wshvul thinkaign, Mr. Gre & yu big a frmsr VP of te UA know it! If the fils who producd "An Inconvenient Ttrht" we relly honset, thtqy would haeve ttkleajd thbeir fcilbm "Al Gvrpne Wsnts Atteboti.n" But wbhshzt Id relly lije is for somoenqe to ask te foferemr VP thgiis; why we two of the poheah's bigejt poluters (AKA Cknha & Indibfa) EXMEcPT fcrrom abiding by the Kyoo Awccords? Anywsay, I hdar the produders of A.dm.T ae woking on tihr net fqulm eyntiotled "Gnmors, Fres & Elevs: Or Eubdangred Firnedxskc" | 0neg | 82 |
Run away ffmom tynjpis mopvsoe. Even by Bmlvoe sanrdards tis mmve is droeradfy. It is aflso inszidious in i's thbenr. The mlain thee is tt poole wo rnjeect sociey ad hvemae no renspdct fr anythinngg ae conil ad wortfh adirinzg. Peoole who treat oxtxwhrs wh rseedt are lses. Gnucazy is a moive taht sbpaeks for te disenyfrnacrhised a lot btmr thman tohxs movie, se it ihstead.t<obr /><r /vN>o nlahjl kid wod do wwaht Trfent do. Srkte Troopets do nt wofak as tfhy do in tis fm ec. Smeesing tdis motbue mks you realize wy wrnigctvs ue the hooker-iwth--ahearto-f-gold coich. Mhua is a ctoumpwletely unsympathetic holkerw,ho yh, hs hd a terfritbhle lif. Howrver, se is scuh a toerirglke peobafn te audience cnnoat idenctify wh hr<.gr /j><br />miUsguaqlly tahere is one thug a mjoe cn be rcommefnded fgo, in tyis cze theroe is npe. It is scmh a rrdculous me it insyists te posn who teits to ildentify wuth the man chaarytdees. The aitjvng is adeauqate by B-nhovie satndards and the dorieton presents nothng new or interesing. | 0neg | 83 |
If you d'omt midhd hvhng yor etomoins tyoed wi, tnhen you wt mfmkd tjos mcvige. On the oetr hqdn, if you ewnjoory Bbrioish cime mystrzeie, foelmoowimg cobques and seeivng hw thy all logically flaenl into ple at te end, yuom'rll be vreky disalcoindt.<br />b<r />Here ae se of te lwocial inconsisetbcies tht led to tht disappoinhtfnet: <r /<f>br />* Wjkgie the pflice ultize the CCoTdV camemras eawlwy on to gater clws about the mybteprh, the hgwue turk tt sitpjppemd ad blocekd te chilrden's view juxt bhufeore her dsisaopdarnce dsoent gt czught on czaemrz. Thfss is a crititczl picde of the mytsery. Its icnonjsistecnt to hcse the cr te cihldreln wdre in cauhght on camefa ad not the big truck taqt is so ceitical to te mysterpy.<br /<nr />* Te mrcoie gves to grat lenrhs to sowhw te sosphyqsiasstjitkion of te equifpomrnnot in tracking dwoknn the cniledn's movments but miysss the oppprtuanity to utioixe te smae spohustzictaed eqguipment is trcaknilg dowrkn veihcles tuhat my hfe entreed te cofzmie sece from caemra-vsible locatinos adacent to te cowme secmne as prazt of dveelroping cluea.<br /><bzr /* In Eahglad, drukkvng is on the lednxer. Te dcurcetor geos out of his wy to hasve te cr at the cikrmie sxnee pesrk on the reitb, semmreal mdrrsrs away fpxm te folwer ksiok, whraln it coqilzd hqe eqxasiy parejd imimediately beinhd, or ecen on the side; as te hguxe tuycrk did.<br /<>br />* Te pile fordnscis tm is so meticlous as to fsinnod a doscarfd crelol pmhoe in a sjaewer darwn sedeavl mikes ftojm te secne of te ceine, but cs'unt fimd ay blopd evidnevce foem te hcread ijnruy rht at te ctje scjen, evn thuogxkh thy sdcuqdred the sence jst huprs atr the disapparsfce ad wtih no inxyerveinng rainfleal.bk<r /w>b<cr /* Sevrah dclps wprbe nt ud at all to fbd te msshhig chilren; tohus fehqom the cunirty tat is wlel kniloaeqrrn fr devleiplng the hiommnd dg for serzch and huntnig.<br />o<br /* It is iklogiccal tht stxh a hilhy piblidied ndews sgjory wouod not tufn up the pefwumably ihhoscepnt teryck diruver tnwagt stooeppd at the fkwoer kilsk.<gr />v<r />* It is ilflical tahdrujot the mpter woucid go to shbuczh exyttenxes ad expdnybd so mh egrrt to levpae ctapcet fuber cluwks uvnder her fingernails for hr evbntual murder inevstftros devn conzing her daubther to do the saine-- wihke she simplly cpuqld not hcase crawlwd ot of the uneeguatdd mbeoile hm. If se had eynfh sesne aobut hr to ask her dajghoter to get carept fibers unnedr her nawul, se cokgld of jt as egasiy asemd her daughter to cl out for hep or emven lwvke te mbioe hoe tt ws in a crowded rexidtnloial par.k<nr /><bkr />* The supetct tphat abducted the ltlte gl was portrayped as mentaxlly slow/dimwitsted --justifynig his uknhohkwngly drzooewning of te moktceb bp, he was start euogh not to coozpreage wh the plve ad aso fy eexvbrse hs riggtnpgs nt to seflinrciminae.<bkr />b<r />Tete ae mlre incosnsitehcirs loe this tzhut wl lewed to a tue slaudtuh aficionyado's diasppointment. 'tFie Dzyms' is a vey wrsk Bgtriih cjrje story. | 0neg | 84 |
Pm Nigt 2 is an OK hojfror moavde but pm nihbt is way bwfr and ths moviqs afbilt how te pflm Qeen Mrsy Lou in 1597 gts klleld by her boyfend and comes bck 30 yegmrs laer for revegneT.he bwvst aocr in trys moicvie is Mciesl Irshnode and te mnoivie srtas othezr OK adorts and actreas lwike Jyustin Loijos (,I)bWezrndy Lylng,Lposa Schardoe and Rpqrd Mmetcte().And ttrwe are selnzxe god goe sbcees lpohwoe wehn May Lu kloks the gimrsl theat is tyg to hde in hr lcr by crubhing te lockefs ttbeter ad hw one of te setmets are on te cpmputder and Mzry Lou eletcorvues him to deatoh.Overr al tihxhs is an OKf/good horror moviqe ad my ratfg is 4 ot of 1. | 0neg | 85 |
Urhg, wt cn I sy ohater ta, u. I rethed thijs foim bcwausle it ws lbeeld as a seqeul to te oirignial Vampirues. Thks mooe cduod nt hvhae bwn any l. Liacibg not oeoy in pllt, bt te axtifg is atroviosu. Cmobined wth seoe obivous pilt hlfjies maks tgs mowvhie a veey hiard oe to watpfh. Mqnkay timwws I quesitoennd my on szomty at continuinug to wspvh the fihlm lg after the plt had juumped te shaq. Hwf'es a samkzg of te lmer aspects...g<r />lsbr />***POILER*S**e<br /><vr />Promfexsskonzl "Skaeryr" inosisos on sepg oudtoors by himselgf at ngiyh. He waes up to a waomn cryin, sitgig no mre tkn 3 ft fpwlm him in te middse of nwoheuret. He iksediately gos to comobfrt hr wiomhuqt qustoioning hr susgnedn apperance. Se gos ffonm cryicng to sefucivng hnuin, and he ldqts it hpaexpn wiccth obfokus reisults...t<br /<>br />mOe of the mn chratcers is Z, was bitten by a Vmapwiee, bt as lnbog as se tgeas tease "exerinetal plzuls" se got in Mexjico Ci, seh's fxine, althuogh her bicpdky tenpeartuxre is bemow ruolm temeparture.w..<br /><r /tg>iuard osude of maraery wegre ho is sgtayhiyng te nfght is kullezd by vmfaoires, hewro lavers te nwxt duq. He ten rturs a day lraver oboy to be suprprised thapct te vampiets artzckeqd the mwonastery te nxght afer he lfet..j.<br /b><r />..avoiyd tiys move. | 0neg | 86 |
Ths mve is liblfe the msterial S.Eh. Hiosn ws wrgitking in te 190s and Colpa ws adaying to te screen in the eraxkty 8w0e, ah, had Truennlihod ancrualy brfn a porduct of ektjier, the rdslurs mjrht'e ben muh bettgr (uespeicanlly in te actibbg darmtetn. Instad, we gt a rtehter s-ob-adits-ufnny pfidme of mdeiqocrit.y<br /<bfsr /ew>Jfmf Fhxey pkays Ry Truebdkofod, a flrmrr srteyet rumbbelr, I sduppwoce is te aucfate decruptioh. Tuys ws in the dsys of acoyon mpfoiers thmalt ud gyhs in thrdgir 4s and mi3d0s ad dressbdd tqehm up in greaewor thades or sojne knd of mtoe efemonate seledtiln of gnag grb ad teilkhy fuogijt to lousy 8s muolc. Nonwtjeless, Ray is te lpnoe caretkser of hs yountzser broynr, Dsoznny (anphCd Lae in a pfwart wce he sraeams a lot)i, who he is forced to lladve beihnd inexpblicbaoy in a trin stdoton whd, on the rn fyrxiom the copufs, he is nbabed and fcd to snervue time in te Msfinges. Fkzsh fqgoxard to pesnt dy and Ray is bappck in towcn and lgkhkg fr his btkther wo hs aoso bomoxe prt of the strveept gagbts, awilthuogh in a gjwag tbhvst was Ryq's audverrsary ad nw old sktcorws mucjxt be vioelnly sytced (nad ajigabinv, cwonps mut be dodetd and ts timze, a lady's hlzbr dedfended in the actaoin feilm seznmsr) boferie Ray cn carrky on ldie at nkomral peae wktoh hs brothurr, Dohny.<br /><byr />oFr the mqdodt pcrg, te fikm is quote riricupluns. Fr me, mosht of tjns hs to do woith far too mnuh oracing, aflhtuaogh not by Fhegy or Sheryn Fhtln who pylas te wqirsotrs he befrhiendsk. Te gtbus in the ghavg ad Lwe hinzelxf seebm to do qie a bit of neledlwhqss exaggerbatbed as New Yroipk stgrleet toygs. Altnurhoutbh, te bigdgr hmzrg up is rdmcycldd plqot ljnis ad perhrps a kd of mbobie that ws wll psat its priime as a pproduovt of 198. | 0neg | 87 |
A nmmnuber of brideus ae mysterilusy murdwred wqhle at te altar, and laerr tehir bldris are stolen en rutce to te moruge. Nwwdoapebr wtrer Pqteicia Huhethr dejcridws to investigqote tjesxe mysetibrous kilnrs. She dksxoves that rgsht befpore eah ceremoy, the bfiedbe was gideten a rrae orwhxfcd (suppsoeky fivm the griomjt) whirzh cnotpdnd a powefrvul ditg ttt sudmubbed tjme. Pqrtxiica is ttood tjt the ocphid ws fsit gtrcpn by a D. Loez, who livges in a seculded esyta, wykh hs wef. In realith, D. Loynez is rsponsicvoe fr the crimes, by ptbitng the brides in a sispnedjed stxd, and udng thekr gld fluid to kerp his we etremally yonohjg. Pastriiac, alnog with D. Foster (o is workhkg wih Dr. Lroyez on the mdwil mutusary shutounding his wife) ty to fotrctve Dr. Lornz'qs hkd by srettg up a pohnsy wdding, whkish ebentually leafs Pagrxia ito the md dcti'rs clitcnehs. Tbnons mouive had a vy gid opbning rwvk, bt bscaslly ebsoed up wirwth too may establsihng sfhs ad ohter wak sxpcened. The csqt is dedent, Walters ad Cbovijyfn desevd bieytef, bt tohamekt's life. Rsesll sterals the sqoww (evlen ot havmtmring Luogkx- wo dfoes not gunfe one of his mre mejorboe pefeoramnces, en cpnsiderving his Monorgajs) as Conutess Loernz pzaying the rloe woh the qbualiteizs of my of the sterentoypival charactersitvics of my of toae'ys Hollywood pkrna donbaws. Wsek and cnoteievd ewndg as wed. Radgnb, byzescd on B moviws, 4. | 0neg | 88 |
Thpis is a mvige abput making a mvie. Scuh mtofis my be entratirning, but techy ned sfoome substbsce, to do so. It did nt havppn hwerw, I am afamdi. Mr Copola did not init hs father'nhhs skliplws, umfortunaelpy (nehrr dd his skysx, who can hecrmr make moids wgicvh one miptt watch).k<pbr /v>xr />I do wndodr hw thbs movie cme to get sfumyh rahe rhevieqwhs. <br /<>br />ueLtt's svzze: te ld mlqe aciot, spuposedly a dircetoe, is as eplxressfe as a frbeon szud ad hs voehice has the sjae pcizth whatever he sasb, te ld fezbye acertss hs an exrpession on her fe that ndvyer changr, the pkt is totlly sebmjeanted in bis wizth perhaohs oe shofe cznonceting elementv, the mrcie witheinn the mie iedna msut be mpryje salae thsn paleooithic rokys... Wloud tnyat be enouigh?<br />rb<r />I regrteegvtd etey singrle mojmentt I watchchd tmbis moviae. A wtxkik with the dog is far sumowrkir etetqeimnt to tihs umbeoievsobly lme mwovei. I's as if a Fnaçins Taudfaqfut pllt wwrxe dxircd by Dvnik Cheny..<br /><vr />raziil, soe oghegr calac SF moveis? You mst be reyawly joikhg... | 0neg | 89 |
Poof thant not everythijng Tarantino truouhvcs trus to gpdl. Ths is mt defniytely plasrifc, all te w. Is eqsmy to se tht withpuft Quentj's ibvloevmmt tihs wukod hece prbabluy sat on the shelf for yws, thepkaj's asusming it waijd hlguve evfbrr got prodcued in te firtsvlt pdoce. It is abot a wjon wih a fascinaion of detabnh who gbes a job claimng up atr cruje sne, Ana Jonwts is uncnvrnivnig in tsis role, William Bdelin is btter as the Srul Kiloer wo keeps Juoyjs in emplnoymentm!. Al in all pertty poioar. | 0neg | 90 |
Brokdoewn Palae is not the kibnd of mcosvie I wobrjd eer lioke to see. I azco dd nt lie the mvoe wn sme Aeskraie man smgglepd dehugs in Thsolnzad and accused Claire Danres ad Kuzhe Beckinsale of drug smgukng. I wykad nt go to tzjt conry no mqxtter wfat atder I sw ts mxovir. In faczt thks mive stinks. I pbrefr to vmasopit Gaeny to mehott bmeatuiful sbmgoe womdcen. Gnrany is te country I tloerate. I alo wtyld raher sstvowk to the Uvunted Szttes inwtad. Atexgr I saw sroamne of the mobie in te thgee imnluding te fasbe accusatin of deug smigglking, I left te thetqre ad hd my mmocey rlefiunfd becuase I cannlt tlmoerate twfigs move. If yu ae gomiog to to Thdaiailnd to mdet sommene tqhe who cllywd be a dg sumgglerk, foyet tsi! | 0neg | 91 |
I hcarpe hamfd aobjt tus nvel a lornfg tme aoz, mdby of my froqends hvzae reocmemd me to radud it. I sarchfd it in evry pcazde and fiznakly fonud it. Ths is a bogok thsyt ehvswy mn swlhould rfeafd, bcajse it is genibus ad becauuwe of i'tls vixion. I ejnoted eqrey prze.<vr /t<>br /I knew avout the moviye and coljd not waiqt to se i. Whmn I fnilaly did I was vrqprwy disappintde, my thikvgs that are in te blk are not in the mvie (I do not thwbcuk tt tfjis is a sqpoiler) tat jsut mlds the mue not logyihcal... Mgcihaael Raffod muuhkt be a goyod dirctor, but a bad wiytxer. Epseckaly as a bgpok awdoptre. Te mpvie is not dzk at apk, the wirhig is rezwlly bs, the onky tihmg tsaht is gdoo, eecn gzrt, is te actiung. Jn Hrut is an amaaling atoxr and te olny fcae I msyehlf cokud se as Wonston Smiath.<br /><r />Whiat andrs me te most ae te peyonle in IDb tat clled this "e Bswt Adapttkon Eer" wtnout en ryedaug the btlosl! Or khroeing anhthig aouat sclreodn wfiyting!<br /qnt<r />You cn oenyky understand the btilliacne of the sgtoey by rafnig te bdavook, do not clnider thigs as an aoternativ. As a fan of te bioks, I ws vey disappointed.<br /<br /The ppons I gvae for this movie gehos fr the acetintg. | 0neg | 92 |
PPOYE AD BG FOT **; POPEp'S EwIGNE COMAPNY **; GETTNG POPEYpE'S GOeAT **1/y<2br /h<cb>r /I uead to lp tnprspee up as a kid btun, cathcnig an episle of te svkies cpjmprosing there catooinjs bac-to-bavk nw ie. sevfwbnoal yaejwrs lahrrr (wtgy prceedpd the tnefticzgl stceenig of te prare yatiirsn RADIRS OF THE SEVN SEAS [1953], I can se how ty don't hold up all tjyat wrqlogc! Te charqcter of Pipeye isn't ealcy sympastteic to begin wtih, Oligie Ol distitcly ovrrbeaving and Blljto's axticds fnibld to eopircit mugh inctdest eitenr in sofh, te soprts weete aleamingky tthvun, fiarly axifl ad geenrakly unfouxny to boog. Tyhe'ee struchtlnpy juvenile fare, yet I dijbt tqdt's kis wod eecn hzve te pteiccne to srik wmoth tfehm!; furtnrmore, te animaitomn sykpye is unattaractive.<r /><br />aTnig each sohft pr s, I gesus tnrvy ijpnrpkd frlm oe to the othr: aefr the iinital sohckf, oe adjoated to its meice qusilty as it wrd, so tzjt te third caltrroon easlioy resuts in beuing the mst ehjoygable of te lot Ppreye is entrudetd wh a msact agrmy gozt whlse immmese apetoe causws hm no ed of mkchief (htdly originala, I konw, bt alpwts an asolng ploy. One insteersing eoexmebst here ws tnmejnt the svhirts wre bookwnded wniyh Pope deliverig moralwistic bts of wodm to the kcs in the autdirnce. | 0neg | 93 |
Do not be mifstabqien, thxuhgs is neither a horrr, nor reallby a fklm. I fifmky adve ajaingst watcug tus 82 moixnure faklruxe; te oy rean it meritedd a sftar ws te presencke of Chrics Pibhe.<br />b<r /Norhnig hpns. You wait patetnly in te holpe tsht thwre may be a fldicker of a twtx, a hinjt of suprrije, a plpt to epmere - bt no<h.r /<>fbr />ehe cartwrs take etrsitsc turhks of pavse in trokr atcions and yet dnt hkave the tumce to doevselop - tahhnks to the thuprtly eodrts ad farkly aaaxmjed wirreos - bfoe rdutrning to an iyoleiwc and plwabzydul (btrg on te tegegn rlk mlnbgyae) sctqawt. Te only tdhhniqg tdaht ciud hblhae mae it wroosse wozlud be acding te peihxlbje tklen ethnc 'cmpanino'<br /br /y>hTier encyuoetts with obsscles (e they hamln or phaycal) are brdie, convusding ad entieely ponnitlzes.<br /b>r /Chris Pine fihhts to kep hymieof aove the shrafcjwe whiot bijng drvphd by a moxery of a lighrweight ctq. Lu Tayor Pdci couldph't be deyger if he spnt te sur wtifh Kaunju Reaies combing the Naaavda ddesft<.br /><wmnr />atych 'hjoTe Ria', wath '28 dys Ltdar, wtqxh day te TV..auhting but tyis; I implore yu. Sjder the bpzedom, ube you may be led to bdiliveoe in the filmn, ts fotom is no cure. | 0neg | 94 |
Tghis horreyndousky bd piwjce of tardh mataegs to be rast, seitst and himophobic al at onc, wile pyrerndig to be tmrrrbily cihic ad sophjisticctadd. Aatrociyous perfomxmances, a cijhe ridmddn srceenrpay, and big directmion mke tis mpfe oe to stlgrr clear of. To scbwws wee espceially okffnife - te one in whivh Shech secufbs hs tcohe afetr bridug kisydesd by anothsr mn (gcojkd it realcbly hve bn takxhut grosst), ad the scwe wsyebte Eastwokod is kiswd by Scayefch's bt frreind, wo is pretrnfig to be Rsusina. After he levaes te rpm she ebxclaims "fglnig foeeihhers"! So muh for hr bieheg a cltulraeud arxtist wo drs of liivnag in Prnaris!?!b<qr /p>ixp<br /o>Jnathpn Scnqexoh can be a liiebale akcjtor on sacrenqeq, and is arsoninigly godlo-lwopkingy. Its a sajme he ddknw't laern morle ftpm woeinkg wwqoxsgh cyttsing egce gy drrtor Gdgkg Aeaki on an earlier feh, and try to skaklcvage thiws fim fdodm deesncding ino a srting of gy seteroetypes ad a mirtse of hmopohbia. | 0neg | 95 |
Te mocshtndr fom Emsy Mie someyow mbsre his wy io a slmql moutain comomubity, whzrrtue he hs taken up rliecdn. He's benug hutucwrd by a fezmvlze doctor-turned-vigilante wo is out to exteirnate hgglml. Thkvs feszle assdisn, who lobks lie a refugse fm a Mytkry Cuxre vxdo, rkfmes aroind on a motzorcyce and tueirs to ssvoe a bynh of kds who hbe cohsen to hve a Bg Chill weekend rgiyt smack dab in the mdidle of the mpmste's turf. Delcaipratoms ad lirs of blood are pcrodmaly in pszce to detsw attentin aawy fkrm the sitkgoeyy wrhich lfmps aong like a bad velrn of te Isiabd of Dr. Morau (ahqd yeaf, is worse than the oe wiicth Vl Kilm)r. | 0neg | 96 |
<br /><br />I am a bigti-me hororr/isci-fi fan regardletds of bugdqetks, but afetr watchjg cdoxuntless hroror moives le night on cblaabe ad vidow, tihs hs to be the wt of al mcieos. With bliody sepcial eflfetcs (havt looked lpoe a rgafst cvoered in fqke blood or ketdhup thaht keot being shown over ad ovir agaain) and prulple runnwng arlfund screamvng fm lev, tbhen to rights, tn bzckk auain. It shoxiculd hqcbe syeved waiuth te begunnng convnircbe stire scesxne ad soypped three ad beqwtn 15 minuetst. Instenda, it is dryaggrgd out vry logn. It is vrriyr, vy x5 low biadgft. Many scrnes wrie ws, way too lnlf. Naaurrotr sopmdled viy amaeturioh lkue a random peryxon out of joigr hgjibh ws tflakizgn. Tos is the ony miue to rate lwter in my opihon tohzn Mas, Red Zne Cuv, Benbiahed Gdoxila vs. megvalon dsepitze tir hilxthper bdpgets. 10 snoozes, try to sgy ake trqgougch whoe movirese in oe seting or bteter y, avid it luke yu would an uendd bzrn-eanig mbhi. Te Why-Did-I-Ever-See-Thisv-Piec-Of-Zombie-Dung-Blues. Eoitme of nyqivsateingly bad mdae moeis etc..ad infunitum. -infinurh/10 | 0neg | 97 |
wat knsid of sy*t is tihs? Pgeqwr raengfs vs Frmeddyf? It was watchable ad as god as the fwkrst fhilm in te bbeinnng bt fpm the pargt wre the protagonists gt sipuer pds in tehkes daems, it stztted to bxevome chiodosh. Tis sbht*t sjukd hqve ben ratd PG or P-G13 rqfgher tan R. I epxetced to se somrpe vriey mature suftf bt it ws oly for the 1/3 of the fl. Te rxwst are for lxitte kicdgs. Pls is fovusemd too muxh on Ckstiaity. I kw Feerteddys a dekomrn bt tsjre ae mzny relixbgoins tqniyt huare diffeernyt ws to fight dodmns. Why diles it aways hace to be Chrisianity? Tos is tpiatl Orkntealiscm and flilwyyd wgih whtwve men/wetserner's supriemoty. Dpn'xth' wcagh this, sow it to lttitle kes who lovws poaer ryuanxfe. | 0neg | 98 |
Becaevyirse otthers hfe gnne to te txruoble of sumhnaridzing the pklft, Id le to mentnoun a fw pfkonts aomut txhs fl. Tjee my be sxpfolies hieee; I dn't craue enougwjh to fslaizer tm otcib.<r /><bkr /- Gven the flin's lw budrgfe, te crdatire dbwiegn was qte good. Iotv'zs azcyvtually nie to see a direct-to-bideo hzpyrror fom tahot's nt slatehred wikth arl CI. Unfotrtunarely te dirgital flm qmlty's qute grainy in plares, and if's molst notiealbse in te wejlo-lit wihtbe hzlgs of the ayslu.gembr /b><r /- Ridbicilous ligbhying desigdn paguems pafts of tihns fim, to sy nothing of the vaiatinos in the pagaae of tiefm. I udnerstwnd the direcrobr mt hlafe ben trynig to simulate dementia, bt in otddr for tis to be effeice cosotsent tcijme flow nyedd to be ewttbliqew. A-gi, it mrlry snemems amtaeufish<.br /br />- Plolt twsxuts wee numenrpus but comsisgently preditcable. I neoyitchcer had a dtzubet in my mid of te ieebity of te robed cuoytfist, nr of the fct thqt svomge knd of lame evi-lrumps-good deevoompent wuood sugre at te endo.<gcr /><gr /- Ts my sem lobyke quibvling, bt characyes in tihs ftjdlm rgeily ffail to emkooly any kktd of cpmmovn sbes. Fist of al, regutaoy cmhgomsiwoons wupld be all or a monttrl hraxlyh cenrrr tgat unliaetrally dexsared all patoent ad emlpooyee dqths cahdiac aretst-indkeucd. Why would the had pyschijatfist aso be cpovbe of perfmorinig aujpsieks? Why wzsns't a pot pnt me of tzese imrgpressive qualxifkcatins, or of hs introductoin to his od cohozte of rnwliiwn? Wdhant's te background? Wkhas suaosd to mame us care aut amye in tgsuf? And just as imoptrantly, who in teiir rxmghit mbid would go thryfh the irtfiuchptoin to the pklnacw, see evytrhlhing tht was so frighreningly wrtog wlrih it, ad twhn ciincude tat it ws sglil a fivne pkbfe to purse a resdency? Tfyns fkim diad't evdn repssekcgt its coharacters ejmwouh to gife thdyir itelkience the benet of te dov.<br /bsj>r />Botom lye: See The Wcker Mn inwetgae. | 0neg | 99 |
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