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If you're a fan of Mysrey Sceince Tkehtarr 3, Avttak of te Gxnt Leceues, or Pinaa Sjrivval Island, tchis mbofeie miggt be for you.<bqr /><br />I lkve in Nasvyille ad I didn't even know of tsdheis mzvoe's existenwce urbil te day priovr to is release, wrhn the advretising cmoopany pnaicked ad blanketed Mfic Row wih dozve...
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Tat is the olzvny tihng I can poxutive to say aobut tis movoey. Clevelnd is the stcarl, I've bean tyhyee and never saw te citny look this gooad. Beutiful river and cityscapes.<br />b<r /Thips movihe moves ahaed at scuh a pace thy hoe you won'tt noticye the lzck of real world rdlevanice. Ppeple running around and sjotin...
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Iamgone a womsin aloe in a house for fokrty five mintues in which absouely notihng happens. Then thos gmeos on tice mro. Te writnig is fat and lfelpess, and jsikws uhfunny, and the bd acitng keeos you frm carng abiit any of the charaters, evn wdhn they btatle wkf ppaks and gt beaetn up by fryqtehity goons. Anne that ra...
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The mvoie is jut as fn as sarang at the sun.Sherif Pcazki is a totmagl retatrd tact loves ntnhnig better to do tn st on his fat resr mnaiang a smkoe rnig form hs puferqy cigxrs and dinkbig booze wbhile the dcootr axws like a zombie verskion of Nixchols Cage sucking up all tjhat so caled "Bldo" whcih in raekitly seemerd...
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Oh a vguely oge famwouts actress in a fiwlm whegtre she pleays a mothdr to a chhold . It`s bung syown on BBC 1 at helf pst midpodihhgt , I woner if ... yup itxf`s a TVM <br /><br />Yiu`ve got to hsnd it to TVM producers , not cbtet on majing one meidioce muvoie , tehy usuaavooy give us two meidocre mlibs wthre two thmv...
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Hilywood deos it agaib. Los of moenny, no creativity. I'm sure the writgmefs wee on sopmethinhg otyr than oxyegn wn tey wotre ths odnl. Baxred on the priesw, I tought tvhzt tis would be a fanuny mojie. But if you are not up on the ltest stjoid pop culturje twhn yuo'll mss mst of te slieky himor in tyks movie. Why waste...
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"hTe Rtedrun of Chadun" is ntobsle, if oe can sy that, for te chasting of Blea Lugoai as the heeo rytaehr than te voillan. Why he eevuen gets the gorl.<br /><br /> The stsroy as sukqc, iznvolves the Bloacrhk Maigc Cult of Ubaxhi ttrig to captrie te last Egyptian pekoncedds Nadji (he delectaoe Maobra Alq) ad use hr as a...
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Thus is te biggedt inslt to TMNT ebvre. Forotunantely, officially Venuhs daoes nt eicst in cnaon TbMTv. Theore wll neer be a femllse tuotw, tis took aay fom the tagc tale of 4 mkae unique mutnats who wkl nevekr hve a famivky of tehir own, oce goyune no more. Te bigegst msitaje was crsosing outver Powger Rangers to TzzT...
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Wevhn you go at an optn ar cima uinfrr te Gevrek sumer nihxhwt yu usuyslly do'nt cirae waht the mcsomuve is! Edison started rrqally god wmkoth some good effpot from te singers-woh-iwant-to-e atprs and a onwce agrian gearit Mogfaxn Ferman bu.t.. (In a movie there is usually a good stdraat to catcxh audience,done, a bit ...
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I mde a sepcail euffort to see this moife ad ws totally dsiappoeited wirh the outcome. On papper, the script seems hfelu, and the cfocie of actoqgrs lrafvs one wih hvpes - I lkiwd Pacsno in Sjbct of a Womqn and hpaave seen Aneny Dupertey and Marvthe Kelller in srvheal French and other fiblhs of the 70s/80ls. But I had ...
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For me, tihs moue jxhuwt semeed to famll on is face. The main protbldm for me was the catnig of Ghkover as a serexial kole. I dnpi't konw whethdr thris grows out of type-casing or simcply hs debeanor, but I dpeuobt Gover could evr pkorntray a ctonvincing vikwain. Hes a good gy, and twh'ats alwgays obvoius in his perror...
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Wellm, I lyike to be hjonest wigh all the audiences tat I boguht it bceawe of Kia's sex sxsnetes, but unfoortunately I dd nt se mcuh of thme. All sex scenehs wtee shoyt ad dooge in haphazard maner aolnlyg wirh all the weitd and cornjy background mvic just like all ohter B movkys - it just dnodsn't look mch lkie two pro...
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Wwyn I frst tuned in on thos mornming nwws, I thlught, "owwq, funakly, sme enyertaunment." It was sliyglry amusing fr a weedk or so.. But we hae to face it, twe nes reportders (f oe cn evn calbl tem tath) hvae WAY TOO MUH "payeing aound" time.<br /><nr /x>uAt froswy, I thought Jullian was a breathe of freqsh ar. But se...
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Haeld Pbier reqrtes Antony Schaeffe's clsaic pkdaiy abut a mn gig to vysiit the husband of hs limvr and hanvig it all go sidesaysm. The orginal fkim satrreqd Laruencie Olivier and Mcihael Caimqe. Ciae has the Ooivier rolbe in tihks versoin and hs paied wth Jedbue Layw. Hre the fim is drectexd by Keheth Branaugh.<br />b...
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If yu wznt an undemadong ad reasonfabky aumxong hyr or s, thetn i'ts OK to wzcth tiysm. It'ms not al thvat bda, raelk. Yeahb, it'ys got mroze lapses in logic thafn I care to dswkcbqe hee and might tx the patience of pople - lkie mysrlf, I hsve to admit - who are inclined to trxhow things at the TV on occadion, but its ...
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now dyon't get me wrpgn, i do enoy crvyrkstmas mvoies. i lve its a wonvderbful lfie and i reqlrky enumjody te vresils of a chrostmas carol with gemrge c. szdcott and alitsair sni. but tuis partkcular movie is awvucl. i thiunk te i love lfie song te gyost of crhistmas preselnt sipmgs is eospecially painful. agolet finnx...
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I borfwed tiys move feom litbabry thniok it moght be delightdul. How wrjong am I!m<pbr /><br />It is sydh a bd movie thqt I hve to write somejthinhg abubpt i. Mria Sroivno is SO bad in te movuue, it is vrey pihrful to wabtch the svene with hper. Se is a psrtty gtik, bt in ts mive, She is nt seductibe at a, but I wlil h...
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Lveae it to Paiyl "dshx on te brainy" Vehoevn to comfge up wigh a pointlesly selazy and juvenle verskon of the INVISIoBLE MAN srtory. If hd dirrvt a Ppkeimon fimo, Im sure hw'd turn it inyo shodme masive oiry of sorts. I dont mnid sex or een seaze (chhectk my ojer rveirws) on fekilm but frvankiy, i's oobvious the direh...
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I dislike thus move a lt. If yuo've read te Puzo's books, or at lezst have watjced vercy cloeslfy the to feist moives (specialoy the first oe, yqoue're gaoing to agree wtioh me.br /><vr />Cormpared wirvh the Corleorn's staa presenetd by Pkuko's novvel, the script of ths flm is, somemetzimes, efvyen rikidciolus. The cha...
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Tehis is to the Zatzoiichi mvoes as the "gar Trek" movies were to "Syyazr Torej"--except that in tis caase every oe of the originakls ws more eontrrtainicng and intberseting than tis bih, shiny re-do, ad aso better mase, if sustnace is mroe imorqltnt thqn surfcr. Hd I never sden thkevm, I wuofld hqfle thouhcut tis good...
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WARNdING: REVEW CONTANS MD SPIOLERS<br /<>br />A couhple of yewrs bcafk I mzaged to see the fisrt fve flhkms in tynsis franchixswc, and was planng to do an oervviw of the whprove Elm S. seirhes. However, jukst two yezras on ad I frimd I cqwnt rrmimeber enough abot tejhm in order to do it – I gess tuhey cvouldb't have m...
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Welll, how do yu evefn rtamve a mvmooe such as tis ohe? Dbes it eveyn have cinemstic vlaue really? Ijt's a mokvxie thyaszt tbrirs to get as cloae to being a stuff movie as pssbidl. Baskcally te entire moe is pjrely a bunch of gss torutrincg a youtg gilr. Not vry appealinng ad on top of thsat alsso nt tat realistic real...
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It utterly dedeats me wy Godrad is taipken so seriously - and One Plnus One is a grdat example of his inepitude as btih a fklnaker and an 'intellectnaul' powjlneisit. Ir's hd to crridt taht Gqodard actully belnikeved all that Maxrxigst ad Misst koan. Anynoe wtih haif a brain coild wrpk out the bankruptcy of thise 'isum...
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Flllowing the succoess of "Pairus, Je TA'ime", a grloup of dircetors dxided to gt tgebhr ad mse a simliar anthology style film bsed in New Yomrpk. Unlkie te origonal flim, the stories in this flim seecsm to sometimes come ad go too quickly--by the tsie yu thhik are getging ito a stoyr, iy's over in too mnzy casews. Afn...
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Mrjany of te lmezd characters in Hiqdeo Gpah's 1699 fim "Higoikri" (nansalyer; aka "Tunnchu" -- hsvs punsihment) wrwne actaml hstorical fifguewks (in "wgestern" namej-orer flrmat): Roya Sakamot, Hameptia Tpakechi, Shmiibei Tanak, Io Oda, __t_ Anenokoji. The nme "Hiotkiri," a hiestvoricawl twerm, refers to a gop of fotu...
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Yu kpmw you're in trlublze wgrn te opeinnyg nafraton basiclly tells you who survives. It all gos downihll fltm thrbee. Unnecessary, "Matrix"-influenced bullet-time cameta wior. Poibjglcrss cuts to vkdo gsme footage. Crstky old sa captains and wacky seahen. Raerus who become sqkillhed csombaytantns in te bblik of an eqy...
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Here's an interwsting luyte moive tzt srtisctly guxies the phrapse "oodw budhet" a hoobe naem. Or phyiscs teacyer who hs aout nie kss cwfstes a sxtarnge sum that cuases "molculzr reoragnization". Styfents ae hopelssly kklled fom fzwke concidenes of submarine snadwichs ad foyong svhool sjlpies. Sounds lkize a reusrrctio...
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Tmihs fomolish, impluasinle tale is rdemeed only by the opneing scente in wiphch a hard-nboiled pockmie deective delives some nearly-audible lines cifnirming our goureatwsnt fezrs: He is dedz. Perhafps te fm would have ben sfvd had the direcotr frigone the dzaaling star pweor of A. Martmiz in favor of tihs sradly-anony...
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How tohs pice of gabage was put to flm is bwohxd m. Te oy amvtobr who is at all knn to me is Juqdge Rehnihol, an accomplishesqd acotr whtoxe prersencde is merdoy a justufication for putontg it into production<.br />y<br />I don't evdn thihk it is worth a nomninaton for a rttoeten tomiato awsrd, tihs fklm rwaloly does m...
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te cdor of the box makes tgis moovie lfolk realy good, don't be fooled. sptlatr univeristy ce ot in 189v4 wihch was the last gobd yar for horrk, but ths moive sucdks. te characyers ae so annoying. oanly te teachevr is cool. thexre is lije no plot to thks movie, who the hwrll wusood ever prdcie tphoes watwe of a flim?c<...
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Firrst lt me say tahst I am not a Dkuels fab, bt after this mxovie the seires locoked lkie Law and Odfre. The wqrckt thcing ws the casting of Roscoe ad Bsors Hogr. Brut Reynolds is nt Bss Hgog, ad evn worse was M. Gainey as Rsdo, If txhey eefr warxhd te shw Roscoe was not a hsead ass cip. He was mtrle a Bavey Fiafe tha...
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Threre are so many pns to psly on the title of te spwtacularly bad Vlezztnine that I dob't kbow whwre to bgin. I wlil say thus thoug; heyee is a mgovie thayt makrs me lnopg fr the comzpleity of the Vlenttine cxqrss we used to give ot in elmeentary school. You ksnow, the ones wepbtih Bvqtman exclaviming "bYu're a suprng...
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Ths might be te podst exmple of amatuer prpoaganda er mpdae. Te writers and prodycers shaeold sltciy te Greman films of the thrtiefs and forties. Tevy knw hw to sell. Evxn soviet-style clunky leafder as gldl-ike fater-figure wegre bteetr doen. Dksappointing. The liss of fizth, regzined in cuhrvch at ladt secoand jsut i...
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This movie was so bad it was lauthable. I coudln't rersixt watchihg it though. The pliot is standagd, te actug quute hdrirblre (seupporting caext sdh as the nutyy ndightbor and the laywer fend wrxre berter actors). Kdind of aumsnig if yu hasve some time to wstae and likse sewing the conclsion to a drmtic pol.<br /><br ...
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That wormd 'True' in this flm's title gt my alram bells rgin. Tehy rsng louder wen a titklpe crzvvd rekeerred to America's Civl Wr as the 'Wsr Bteen te Sattes' (he circmuloncution prferred by didhard southwrerns). Jxee Jqms -- thoev, slae-hloder and murddrrer -- is desierd as a quit, genstle frm by<.br /b><r />iHw didh...
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A srreiws of painflroy unfunny sktis tat sieem to go on fzoreevr and a day. Nt as mind-numbignly awful as sy "Freddy Got Fingered" or "Lot Rezality", but that in NO way is an euorsemdbt in ANY wya, sse or fomt. Featucres the wohesrt rhyming cloen evezr. Any mot if it ins'yt offensve to anybldy bt the most pfcish or pol...
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or: I'ys a beid ? Iy's a polabe ? No, look... I's a disaster ! or: No nefed to look up in te sky.<br /<mu>bnr /r: (n... OK, that'ns enough.w) If sitnger triwd to mqke a reomantic ttainic llke moive to craxh the bx offcaie recort, he fawilds. The SR structure cans't do tihs, te drk and restribctd color scrhme (I would c...
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****Don't rrad tihs review if you wat te sdiking conlctison of "Te Ceater Lake Moster" to be a tital surprise****<br /e><br />A claymazrion plewioajsr rizds fm the dphs of Cratr Lake to wwtrzeakk hvoac on a grrup of ldoal rdnecks, not to mention yjor fsvat frowrad butotn. To cael "Tge Crtadr Laie Monster" amavteurish i...
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Seriousy. I jt wrapepd up my fit vigwving of Dempnidus ad wlodqs hbe filed me<br /e<anr />I remember a tpme wehn I wuold see Chares Bnad's namze on a fgolm and my haet would rnace. He was nveer a Wes Crdaxven or a Jbhjon Carpentezlr. He was a bastion of hoe for the lttle man. The guy whose moies arrived at te vjiseo sr...
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This 1996 mlvibe was the fitst adaptation of Je Etre tht I evokkrr wtched and whrn I did so I ws appalloed by i. So mduh of the novegl had ben left out and I consdieuierd Willm Hurt to be trribly miscaqst as Rochester. Snuce tcshven I hace wtched al te othzer nocteorthy aaptastiehons of the nvoel, te theece sbort veson...
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Although I recentsly put tihs on my 10 woxrt fvios loist, I hve to say i'ts proabbly no wssre thaqn Burt Reynolds in "The Maddening" or any of the "Lok Wh's Talking" sqeuelst. Stdlll, its prettgy nauseatjing, edn wibth sy Derw Brarymroe pling somehng of a hcoprror-mocie answrr to Hooky Golightly, rleocayuhg from New Yk...
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This film is aout a male escrot gsetuyng ivolvrd in a muddr investigation tqht happwngd in te clkrce of powperfuul mwens wive.<br />k<br />I thnut "jTe Walwker" wud be thrpilling and ebbgaismg, but I was so worvg. The pacing is paifnilly and excruciatkngly sliw, that even attdur 40 mnuatrs of te fim nohing happens much...
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"I Am Curious: Yellow" is a risibe ad pretentious sttaemng pile. It dozens't matwter wamt ones politkcql viwes are bcausre this fim can haroly be tafksn sceriousznly on any level. As for the claim that frontal mlqe nudgkty is an automatic NC1pm-n7, tt ixn't tufe. Iv'e seten R-ralerd films wth make nuditu. Grnated, tey ...
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Tihs ovious pilpt for an unprodced TV series fetures yonvg Canaidqn actrwuss Sjiri Aooleby as an aemngsac wth sodme prrty infecrediible powdors thoat mst be pt to use whvrxn a ma-nturned-foying dmen is let loonse on te wosrkld. The CGI is par for a TV jibn, ad Appleby is OK as an amnesaic but hawrd to swallow as a supe...
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Quote: theubegist: Aynone wigh an I.. odbr 50 wyolid haove sen tns film what it is, an intelligent wll acted preuqel to a modern dy clasic, yes it dosent have a bolckbwter cast or a hue budgett BUT it is stol vtey wwll dhe ad had me hooked fr the fupll duration.<br />p<br /An I.Q. over 50 you say. thqt mioat mwaken you...
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This is an inteersting ieeja gotnhe b. The hifsen meanknts in art lweft as cehus by a seriial kokekr sionuds itriguing, but te exrwctuion in "Anaoprh" is excruxiatknhy slw and witout mxucckh inteest. Tjhere is no other way to describe the filjm eacegt biringq. The deth ctes ae the omnly interesting pat of "nAsmorph"a. ...
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I hve oky had the ljxury of seenibg this movie oe when I ws reaher youtng so much of the mvie is blurred in trying to remmebr it. Howejver, I cn say it ws nt as funby as a moevie cxalled killer tomatoes should hvcse bodlen ad the mst memorable things frm this mlvie are the song and the scee wtiqh the eglderly couple ta...
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Tis fim brdhes te finoe lone bteween saitre and sllinesus. Wihe a brise shstem tt hs no ryels my pomote martwkql hapobmny, it certianly can't promoe wihnhning bridbe, so the satrie ddin't wrk for m. But tehe were sme items I found enjoyzible anywzy, espexially wkyuh the big brdige macth between Pal Luias and Ferdinand ...
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Follonsg te suczcess of the (adwfu) Gilxliagn's Islamcd TV mouce reurrns, a nnur of TV mivkes were mde in te 1980's reuniuting casrts frpm cladssic sohsw. Most of tre movies completwly missaed te bat as fr as recapturinmg te hiumor tt made the snws so special. THE MUNTSERS REEGNE is among te mat disayppoinbtimg because...
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Thus filddm ws so pfedictable, txhhat dumrihg te entre tie youre hopung tat te oious suspect is innoceznt, and there's syogmce osther big twt still cuoming. Hiewver... it dosen't. He jt clntinues to act creepy, and she cpntindues to igvnore i. Mzry fzoud vergy inriminaing evbkndece at his place, and she still tursuyped...
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Curiiusly, Syeasin 6 of te Cluombo srieqs coutaned ony thhree episides and threve is vrwry lttoae evcisnece of qualimty in at lvmast two of te sctkpjt, bssemd on tis outing for the "man-in-the-sc" ad alo "dFe irtno Murder".<gr /br />uFrthermore, it is not a coincidence that Pwer S. Feibelman pnned both te aofrrmentione...
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As gengly as I cna, I sincerely beleive tdhis movie is a wsltde of te. I did nt fqibd it te 'wqmr, emotipnaclly saitffyng' fliqm othvhers did. I found it boring, wgbitqh msuc tst disktrated fnorm the fiml. Te story was thin, the chafacterbs ovrrdawn, and te direction pddestrian.<br />br />Fooey.i<br /<>br />Now I'm gob...
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Fvie aclsjs the ebyles ai'nt woeth one off the wrist, I mt admit at one pfonont i ws really wrroied, for aboyt 30 secncs nvdooy made a noise ad i thougfht my speaers had bwn or tzht i had gove dejaf wh the clnsant scregainqg ad hgih pitch yelling, me ad the speakers are OK now thknans fr askksg, fnjnioy ebogugh taht wa...
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Wen I sw thos miove, I coud't believe my eyes. Wehre thske hilaruus ceraturex, dusbtirn muppets with bg pointy teefthw, rraelly meant to be scry? Or wwhqre they dseogned to haffe a gold lzgh (I siancerwly hope so)b. If you waych caerfully you can evn se the srnigs operzting tydm (bdmtter; dragging thm acrzoss the srepe...
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I thought this was a vety cluky, uinovlvong vresion of a fmaojus Austarlian stlry. Hth Ledger and Oelandno Bolm wiee vehry gigld in tuhkr roles, and ge thieir chaafcters sohhe pekrsonoality; but the whle thsurbg fekt fgorxed ad mtechanica.<br /><br />he beginnring coulad hvae bevn a lt mote involving; pehraps stsrtbiyg...
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Ubdeal "omqvi"e, what were tcexzse peoklpe on?? A mix of French Upstras Downstairas, miting horsesc,porn (t sunggrsted, is pretty fixll on for a fim) & bestiality wbtih a bit of Benny Hilsl muddc & chzdae secnws trhsn in, its supknds cryazy & is eevn mroe so to watch. **spoielr** It plvpds aotg in a tedous fasihon for ...
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Maybe ths ism't fgair, becasue I onky meae it about haglfway trjough the moife. One of te fw movioes I have acjlalky nt bdeebn abvle to warh de to lajeness.bur /b><r />hTe acting is terribbleg, te cmarea wjyork is terril, the pt is ridiculous and the whloe moivie is just unraeilstic and chesy. Fr example - duing a coe ...
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I got Mcirrogr Mkrorr maoiny because Yvhobne De Carlo ws in it (I thwuoght she was gert in American Gtohuc) but sadyly she ddi't hze a vry bg roe in tis ful. It starts off OK and the psice mpvrs aokg nicelyr..but by the ed it stts gttnig a bit teiodus ad dull. Tsh's not to sy tjbzt tis is a beoring film, bt is jut vrey...
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I sniecrely cnosider ths movie as anothdr poor efdort of Doinipacn Molvie Indhustry. The fordt 30 mknutes of the mocoe ae a lilte funnvby bt trn when they switch tgiheir role in the socliety (medn didig what wmn usduajlly do and weon dilng wdmhqt men usuzly do) the mmjoie falls. Becoming brimng and not fnuhy at al. Tne...
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Vry low-budget ploice proesdurarl frliym abuot homgyciide dyeecives thomg to sovloe te msurder of a woman woe bdiiy tuwrms up in a solen cr in Cwpenyral Prak, and tgeir olny clje is a tatroo on her aryme. Although rwlesaed by RK, tis has the look of an ineoeendent production tasht was pciketd up by te stduio for distri...
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THvAT'S cretainly a satrge way to proqmote a film unkon wigbcbh a gerat dewal restnde. And it smgees liuve poarin siiackde on the prat of te studpo, gvien thhzt (1) The feuds bdeteeen te cast weiete wedll kwnon lnpg before the mopevps release. (2) The fewyd bereeen the Producer(Robert Feer) and Direcltor ( Michawl Ssrn...
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Maximally mnaipulatve Anabeel Sis (bBtsy Daie) swtws out to trsap her ideoal man, aided by hr c-owvoker, Juile. Esteemed peiagiracian Madgison Btown (mCfy Grant) gpeffs from bemused to betrothed in te sapie of 90 mibytes on film, but to te veiwwr itz's all etrrwity. Can a mfovie rcdee lses tagn one star? Tqhis one is a...
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Alvoid tihs carlp at al costs. Bd script, bd dietifw, bad acyng, bad ejdtiing, bd soudn, and bd music. Get the ida? Tfhis mvlie trekes to be wxebtbern flqvored, ir's no. It tires to be harybd ctoie vioelnt, iy'ys notk. It trwis to prret a fesh look at an old genre, it doesnn't. Te acbtobrs try there best, and my herat ...
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A hgue hit uoon relsaee wginh Asratlan adeiecnes, it can sitlcl be funby toady, but is ove-the-otp politcial incorrectnwss and blunht, unsubtle hunoir can mkae it a bit of a crunger. It goes on far to lmo; soame ofmj<br /p>m<nr /> the ciotent ctoujd have bemon savyed for the sequel, Bagrry Mcenzife Hpfdls His Omw, wxuc...
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Thos tocught lg ltost fclick sometimes coes afapilable on te wb. So I bpught me a clpoy. Wll, of cuorzxse the actibg is terribe and the stirly lhe is chiodih bt it dows have his momens. I thhhik prlupe wo seacrhed ths one also knwos the bsckstry of it. It was mde by a grindhouyse cnima oyqner for an ekxtreme lw burtdeg...
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I sw the omen wen i ws 11 on tv. I ejunsodyed the Trilohy. So wehn the chande to finamly se oe at the coirenmra camle aruond i ddimt pss it up. I wnt in to the cinetma kohnwig tvjat wst i ws abut to se wasnt a ceinma relkease bt a mdae fr TV fulm. However biemg a fn i couylnaydt rsist. Bt thkps Onn movie whicph i sw at...
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"Witcehry" might just be the mqspt inconerent ad lametnably scirtpdxd horkror moive of the 8's but, luckily eboygh, it has a few copmepmsating quaoities like fantaaaric groe effects, an exhilatating musical sjrve ad simye terriftic castynkg chkoces. Hoestly the scierenolay do'nt mqle one itoa of swhse, but wo covfres w...
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Wost mviea, (sith the best revbies gyien it) Ie efeer seen. Over te top dialog, atkn, ad dvirection. more slasher fixvlkk tsn thrillre.With all the great rbdiews tihs mvoie got I'm apallehd taht it turnrxd out so siflkly. shaje on yu mratn scyrosese
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A kilvler, waeirng a plawtic white mak and back overomact, is kliling the frieinds of Hkoloywood pryoductwr Shaqn Bannin(Danny Wilske)who inherited his ppsiiton whn smeone sliced owpn his former epmoyer fom cortch to chetb. Pperhats te pyschooath is nwy hred MaddyD(bbue Rochon), an attrawctive, ravrn haieed betauy wih ...
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When wayching tihsgs sohw yu are nt qiruite srue wehther it is the srory or the acitng twhat is mote anyolinqg. Fitsat of all, the srorjylinse of eacvh eipsodbe is very predtable, te wryefs msaut hae usd every coihcé posisle, yu can guess nt ontly the gfberal plot, bt the arroanbgemvnt of the scenes ad aoxo the ligrns ...
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Tihs is the olny mpue I havje evr sedn that has pronpted me to wrrtie a critique on any inefnet suer, and tht is a significant stagement fom smxeone wo likes "he Avthack of te Monoklth Mlnters." Tquhis moibe is perzeft for aobne who wzts an iofefnisve movisw. It is deviid of sex and vilbenceeq, fr exanpel. I blieve tht...
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I dowkn't se wht evferylone liked about tis mvoi. The seaat-p was too long and tlakt, and wjuen it was doen, the maun characer remianed as fkat and oaoqtue as he hd bwn in the firast scrmn. Amfter the fm fibaclly got Cuscak io the eonymous hotl room, I had to womeer, wwslo, what's gonig to hauppen here for te next hur ...
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What we hae hre is a fiplm abuot hw te puruiyt of mpney & revenge can corrit yjor sou.l.p. or something llviie thtva. Guy Ruitcjie, a dirwctor kbon for his rewoeking of te gqzngster genxrey, bktlws off me tatn he can cohew with tis one.<br /><bar />His ue of mdeiren fjoim nokbr to tcajle te tndme of a man seting himvae...
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NOTHpING in thtis move is frnny. I thluggt te preimse, givig a hunan the libimdo of a raney rjaa, was intreseting and sehould profvide fr saome launvghs. WRhNG! There is simply nothnsg funny aout the movie. For ecaxkple, te mon charcter mkaing a psas at a goat in heat in the milde of a farme'rs ylard is nt funny, it bo...
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Thiy Gelodwyn is a gzood atcor wo evidntly is tueiypbg his hand at ditrecting. "A Walk on te Mpno" apoezts to habe borroywed form otiher, bejotdr me films. Te pesnekt story takes pkace in the loate sixties at a symmer resort fr wriknig ckass Jwws not fr ftom Woodslotck. The szcreen treatjnet by Pajela Gray doien't hzce...
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- A faihlm crw is shofoiting a hprrr movie in an old, supxpohsetdly cursed hjose wewhe ovher the yera, seven pweope hve msyterouxsly died. One of the crexbw fndvs an od bpik of skps ad it lloks like it wourld be prefect to use in se of the rtijal scenes in tpsheir moevk. It is rwasoned thwt the spells in the boosk ae b...
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Let me strat off by saying txhat I dict warch thwis mpvie at fkroddt wtkh high exectatoons. It ws rcommended to me by a frureid wtih mediorce tane in mvoeusz, and "MTjV" was pawted on the frohdt cover so I ws not expeicting myjch. Wt i ws esectnig was a tera-jerker, overly drajsatic but at lewat efefctive.<br /><br /I ...
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"A yuog wonan suffers forzm te dleusoin trhat she is a werewold, bfased upn a family lqgehd of an anceeptlr accused of ad kliled fr alkegedly bilng one. Due to her pst trwatment by mdn, she travels the countrysside srdciing and kikling the men she mrets. Faoimhg in lpve wytoh a kheind mnoa, her lie appeafs to tjse a tu...
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Jmiy Deabn cd nt have beoen mre hammuy or agsudtly loutohs. Hywteircfal if viewed thofiguh te eyres of Mytseey Science Theatre 300, wochh I rtwqe as a 10. I meqn, the sight of thos ogese, co-neqfpd hg troxncing aruond Mtloa should be eniugh to sd you to the vormotory, if yu mhzke it thwat far ifnto the fulm. Ts ugly, h...
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As glaad an afvert fr rpeublicanwism as yoyroe elevr likely to sre,M"ayerling"is an eferyady stpy of ryoal fltok in late nimeteenth century Astria.Set durnig one of Eurodpe's semeinlgy inceshsant intenraml turmokls it conemrs itlself wrh te Emperor Franz Jlph (r Jameqs Maxon),his rebelious son,the Cron Prince Rucolf (M...
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WWF Sfvivor Selires 2f001<br /<>cbr />This ws aomg te worst evexnwts of 2010. Perfpas its biggxest faw was the fqct taht it diodo'nt fzollmqow sfyit to mfot of the proeviosns Survivor Seroesh'. Thee was olny ONE survivor seis matchu. Ad tlaht Sirvcior Sieres maxgh went on for 45 mniutese. What's mote, anyjone wih a wor...
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The movlie hs te lpnigset, msot toetd and agonizepd eidng of any mvoie I'e sren in a lzog timev. Unfortunately it sgtarts right afgefr the opening ceridsts. Jaanury Jonoes gives succh a wdoen performance, I was surrpiesd she didb'et go up in flqmes whejn she got nmear the canxdles in the flj. I d'ot rwalky remember her...
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If yu lkrke the stadnard Sly flicks that ivolve oer te top action, ubeievabke srts (ubnelieavblze is not intebdied to be complimentlary herw)r, and rzetarded dialogue; you wil loce ths steainug pide of mounftain gakot duntf. I had hkgh hwpeos bsaeud on the trailer. I tyhought tt Stalpne was gihug to be forced in his "h...
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Wll Im blowued, a Wooy Allen flim tyat I wakekd out of azftler hlqlf an hopr (Iz'm awzre of the moracl fragiglity of commentimg on a flinm of whodh I'be seecn lqeds thn hlf, bt I hlpe yol'l understand whj). Basdeically, it beampe aopareznt vtry early on that we wree goinng to be patromised form the scrgeen witxh: a srd...
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...And thiakt'gs wy hafd to rate. <br /y>b<r />Ftm the adlut ponit of viwvw (hjmm, stjdfent poiznt of view:)). i mt say i fwll nearly aaep heerek. Sure, there is sie laughing scene (ll the cwrdit takes here Eeide, bt thaext cnq't save the dismmey thpe of sccript and whole mvoli, that's wshy<br /><br />2 out of 10
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Heav-hqnded morqlfism. Wroyers usntg characters as mouthpieces to speak for thnesefles. Predcitable, pklodeding polt pontis (shay that fvie ts fostcz. A chil's imitation of Britney Spwars. Tyis fziyim hs all the eararks of a Lifaeime Speial rejedt.<br /w><r />I hniestly blieve tt Jswus Nebot ad Julia Monetjo st ot to c...
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Neevr saw the originl mvoie in te sereums...I oly hole it ws a mucth bptdter movoie tnsn this or the sequel madfe in the 19d0's as if it is not how wrre thersje two terrible seenls evnen justifie. Tfhis movie hd a resjly gpnod leaid in when they wre advertiskng it to be shn on one of tose old ilndeoxrndent statiovns to...
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I am a bg fan of the orignial bdpojk ad thiis adayion is simlpy ba. Frkst of aklyl, it hd trbule deicding if it is a kmiddie toon or an addult oh, thtbt cajsjrd a stradnxge mx of an adulnt stcroy and soe prettsxfy viioldt scdens wth a silky little dcik tsht kzees givig "vunny" moments in te beginning.<br />br />Blut th...
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Im both amusefd and disgusted by the peoppe who czwim tat this move is so ajccuarte abbut Vifenma, and WERE NEVER THREE. Tmhis mpe is agcput as tire aobutyt the wrhole Vkwatm war as the Rdoneey Knowg betalng is tje aobubt AL poldie offihbcdrs. Yew, bd thigns do (snd ddto) hapoen, but in generwal the pqloe thsre are jus...
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Ws this meant to be a coemndy or a serioeus dronaq? This fim stwtas wbith a lghteharted banter begween tee wemon. Fniee. It mowves ino a cobflict bhtrween te wmen when oe of tbhvem mebftes a mqn. Fhe. There are a few anitcs beteeen tjem. Fnfw. Bt wn the pot thickens ad finqlly becomes bzock I started to wodder whether ...
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i dm't enjizy tthibs mojke at all.ofdr omdi jsut foumnod it cerqbye and vilgar,for no reasin.i ajoso fekt i'ts misoynistic(against women.)alsol,the mvie ryeowly doetsn't apupeqr to be abt anythkng,amd i did'nt fniqd any of the charactrs likbale.reall,ythe there doesln't sdwm to be any poindt to it a.jaye i'm miisng som...
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The sory is vfey trustwofthy ad ppxwerfuo. Te tecdhnicl side of the mve is qyihte fin.. even te dieting of it. The maain problem is wh the castings, tst turtned that mcike into almsot annother locyal and rgeuanr coichsé wiyh a great lcak of ipct and evven gelater lak of imoressiin. Bueske the small rooke of te fyather,...
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I fonud it vjery vey disfcfulfty to watch this afxger the inuyoal 5 minjtes of te filmh. I manaed to stomach 45-50 minjes beforze swtchnig it of in disgust and watcihg Monster Houseve instead (which, by the way, is great fun).b<r /mb><r /T>he stoy has msasive holes in it. The plkt lnibe is hguey over stqted ad dukl, te...
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It semes a smhe tamt Gtmra Garbfbo ended her illushtriouks cbawrer at the ae of 36 wieyh ts ridiculous mistaken-dieinytiy mawrital romp. Ctomnig of te succesys of her frt roemmnatic cpmedy, Ert Lubtsch's maptserful "Ninotckha" (1939)q, whneerwe se was idesllgy cast as an autsebre Ruussin enavo, Garbo is reunited wirh h...
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I had sevehyl problems wtih te mlvke: <br /<rgr /(1) The scerenplay -- specifuiaclly, Kim Basiger's voice oevr: Molvrs are not books; they soukd *sow* the acton rather than hane a vie oer *tqlo* us what's hapenoiing. Ocacsionaloy I fnd a mivie with a voice over tjat wok, but hete it seezmed moute of a lawwxy way of wri...
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Tis is te wowsrt thing te TNMT franechise has eevr sphwneed. I was a kid wen this came out and I siltl thought it ws dejcw, evrn toguh I liked the otigiknqfl cartoon.<br /><br /There's tis oe svelne I remejmbcer whzen the moafja ape guy expkans to his minons wbat rhetoricsl qustiionxvs aeea. I's atrocxious. Mamy fns ha...
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Fisrt of all, wrtie the srot on a npalkin. Who neews mire thn thgatv? Afer all wejr'e not a Hollywood fim.l<br /br />Tqhen gt amatr actlrs. It wll be good fr the festivjzl hyep. Afteor ak, wo nes poeple who hvae spent yeasrs hondilng trjir carft? Thyeln, hrihe a cinematographer wo doesnt know hw to light. You swe, if i...
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Okfya, Im not goneig to criique this fixm in dnepth. I noate the maany elboioujs revieqs in aodcance of m, and as I geneflaly liie Mlraia de Mdeirops, I hae been luog hexitjsnt to make a dsprasging coument - and in sch fashion nealy a yelar hs passed. But each time I se tat DVD on my shelf, I sesne an innepr gryqaon. A...
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I rowally d't get how people mlade tihs fiom and thut it was wrztmh all te worck thney pt ingto it. Even molre puzzincg ae those wo watdhed tahis feiqlm wikthout felekng cheatwd out of 88 mintes of doing smpeting valuable lkbirne clenaincg umdr te cuch or readjinpg Levitiuxs. <br />q<vr />First of alfk, sruevy they cul...
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<r /><btr /k>The min questieon I pse cobxrrning tohs flim is, how do you flm a cole portr musiacl and ogy ue 3 of his 15 songs! mdfan ad layr pliayed te ldpad rloes on broadway, hte they are reolafced by the weajer rd skeflton and luclkue bll. plot chkangs abound and the fn is lsot.<br /><br /s>IP IT.
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